1 Anyone who believes anything Obama says deserves what they get.  He was obviously lying.  He is always obviously lying.

2 Yeah the people that believed anything that he said right after "That is not the Reverend Wright I knew." are mentally retarded.

3 Remember that alternate-reality novel we all read where a commie foreigner was elected to POTUS on a platform of smiley faces and proceeded to dismantle the country piece by piece?

That shit was unbelievable.

4

Oh, and in other news, rain is wet.

5 And a great big Zero style shout out to the 52% that are too stupid to know the difference. Idiots.

6 While we're at it, Hillary better get right on those beverage lists and seating charts for the meetings with Chavez, Castro, al-Assad, Ahmedinajad, and Kim Jong-il.

http://tinyurl.com/ldukte

7 Mark Steyn said yesterday that the Amish get an exemption.  Anyone want to form a Connecticut chapter?  As an engineer with a theology degree, I am sure I can find a verse that allows us to drive SUVs.

8 I mean for fuck sake the guy named his book after one of Wright's sermons, sat in his church pews for 20 years, called him his "spiritual mentor", got married by him, and had just the fucking week before said "I can no more disown the Rev. Wrigh than my own grandmother.". Then the next week after losing 2 primaries and a 15% point drop in his polls he said "That is not the Rev. Wright I knew." If they believed him after that you would have to draw them a fucking map so they can find their own ass to get their head out of it.

9 Don't forget hobo sacrifice, AE.

And ValuRite.  Especially ValuRite.

10

I am obviously a racist, so hopefully I'm welcome here.  Can someone get me a brandy?

 

11 Heeeeeey, ya fucked up!  Ya trusted me!!

12

What bothers me is that every time he opens his mouth an obvious lie comes out and NOT even Fox will call him on it.

The media accused Bush of lying every day when he was maticulas in telling the truth. Bambi is the opposite and they say nothing.

The press is destroying the 1st amendment by making it irrelavent.

 

13

Brandy? You probably wear a scarf, too.

We, esp. the women, are manly enough to drink Valu-Rite 'round here.

14 Can someone get me a brandy?

Will bourbon do?

15 This clown sucked in all the enlightened voters then stuck a hot poker up their backsides. Thank you so much Obama voters . . . you really screwed us this time.

16 "That's what I will do in bringing all parties together, not negotiating behind closed doors, but bringing all parties together, and broadcasting those negotiations on C-SPAN so that the American people can see what the choices are,"

Sweetie, I've brought together the Democrats, the Socialists, the National Socialists, and the, uh, Progressives. How many more, uh, parties do I have to bring together?

Damn cynics want to, uh, make me miss my tee time.

17
The democrats know the only way they push this tax-payer funded disaster through - is by sneaking it past us in the dead of night.

Transparency?   Corruptocrats don't need it.

18 They will jam this piece of shit down our throats and go on their merry way, trusting the good old voters with memories shorter than their penises to have forgotten all about it by election time. And sadly, that plan has about a 98% chance of working just fine. It makes me sick.

19

The press is destroying the 1st amendment by making it irrelavent.

Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2010 12:27 PM (QrA9E)

Wait, isn't it the job of the free press to exactly repeat what the president, majority leader, and speaker of the house say?

20

It's no big deal.  It's not like we can ever do anything about it.  Why bother?

I'm otta here.  Anybody seen my scarf?

21 The silence from the Left about this guy's lies is deafening, isn't it?

Listen, I know Republican politicans say one thing and do another, too, but since so many complaints about Bush -- real and imagined -- can actually be credibly applied to Obama, I think we see the type of phony, ideological, partisan hacks that comprise the Left.  Plus, you look at the cult-like enthusiasm for Obama by his supporters that was supposedly based on him being a different kind of politican (which always made me laugh due to its child-like hope and reasoning) and despite the evidence that shows he's the epitome of a politician (Chicago style), many of them continue to claim that Obama is different than other politicans.  It just illustrates that the support of this guy -- by the liberals, moderates, and conservatives that voted for him -- was based not only them being naive about the guy's ideological bent and obvious inability to tell the truth (e.g., Reverend Wright) but also on emotions and their desire to feel good about themselves and illustrate to others their supposed lack of racial animus.  It certainly wasn't based on the guy's experience and leadership qualities, which were obviously lacking.

Oh, I'll feel proud about voting for a minority to be President, too...when the person is qualified and ideologically conservative.

22 You know, I'm beginning to get the feeling that Obama was a little less than truthful while campaigning for the presidency, but that's probably just a case of thinking in the language of "Tea Bag."

Only an extreme extremist tea bagger would ever accuse the president of lying. Have you no respect for the office?

23 Listen, I know Republican politicans say one thing and do another, too, but since so many complaints about Bush -- real and imagined -- can actually be credibly applied to Obama, I think we see the type of phony, ideological, partisan hacks that comprise the Left.  

Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2010 12:32 PM (ljvjO)

The left is interested in only one thing - the acquisition and centralization of political power. Anything that advances that agenda is good, anything that opposes it is bad. Once you apply this "logic" to politics, it all makes sense.

24 What bothers me is that Obama's lying isn't the clever, 95% truth type that can be difficult to discover.  His lies are obvious, 100% disconnected from reality bullshit that takes up to 1 Google search and maybe as many as 5-6 mouse clicks to discover the truth.

25

What is all this talk about fabulous real hair scarves?!

26 An Obama promise = a Clinton denial = a pile of warm dogshit

27 Unfortunately, when Teh Bamster was called out for lying, Rep. Wilson was called a racist.  How screwed up is that?  Dissent was patriotic under GWB, but Treason with B.O.  Gosh, that stinks!

28

@21 Posted by: Slappy at January 05, 2010 12:32 PM (ljvjO) -

ding ding ding ding

29 Clearly, C-SPAN is the latest right-wing organization to finally let their true, racist colors, shine through.

30

@27 Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 12:37 PM (CfmlF) -

Welcome to the party pal.

31

Jeez,  Slublog, it almost - almost, sounded -- for a second -- as if you believed Obama's  oratory about "open government".   But -- piling on's fun -- is there anything the SOB's said that hasn't been a flatout, deliberate, baldfaced lie?  

32 A scarf on your laptop battery keeps it running longer!

33 I went to two separate parties this past New Year's Holiday.  The Obama believers are still in love with the guy.  I am just stupefied by how willfully blind these people are (both friends and relatives).  My husband was just bracing himself (he thought I was going to get into it with them), but I refrained myself since I was a guest in their homes.  I must say, that I was surprised that they are still singing in the Barack Obama Amen Choir.  I know some other people who have since come to regret their vote last Nov.

34 and could someone find me a home care nurse for Feb. who works cheap?

35

Jeez,  Slublog, it almost - almost, sounded -- for a second -- as if you believed Obama's  oratory about "open government".   But -- piling on's fun -- is there anything the SOB's said that hasn't been a flatout, deliberate, baldfaced lie?  

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at January 05, 2010 12:40 PM (PZLW0)

1) What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith.

2) Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change

3) Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions.

36

Wait, isn't it the job of the free press to exactly repeat what the president, majority leader, and speaker of the house say?

Posted by: Enlightened Professor of Journalistic Ethics at January 05, 2010 12:31 PM (7BU4a)

Only if they are Democrats.

37 Anyone interested in buying some real grassroots wigs?

38 Get me 200 CCs of bullshit! STAT!!!

39 37 Anyone interested in buying some real grassroots wigs?     Is that Wigs or Whigs?  I'm in if you meant the latter!

40 A scarf tied around your manmember reduces irritation in chickens, right Mike?

41 As an engineer with a theology degree, I am sure I can find a verse that allows us to drive SUVs.

Will I get to keep my guns and boots? 

42 He's always lying...except when he isn't. That redistribution thing is real.

43

runningrn - I've started leaving friends like that a copy of Common Sense, hidden discreetly somewhere in their house where I'll know they will find it later.  Usually in the master bathroom.  Once under their pillow.  A little gift from the Opern-Your-Eyes Czar.

I'd start leaving Arguing With Idiots, but it's bigger and a hardcover.  More expensive, and harder to smuggle in for the drop.

44 I think that, when you spread the truth around, it's good for everybody...

45 Ha!  Teej!  Good luck with that one.  Nurses and the word cheap do not go together in the same sentence.  You should have appealed more to the altruistic, caring nature of nurses and asked if anyone would like to assist a moron in need and volunteer their services to take care of you.  Semantics is everything (just ask our lying, articulate, teleprompting reading Precedent)! 

46

Posted by: reason at January 05, 2010 12:50 PM (q/kmn)

 

Wow!  In the master bedroom--how are you getting in there?  Are you providing them with other services too?

47

Come on lay off Obama, he's been working so hard for the American people.

Remember what George Costanza said, "It's not a lie if you believe it to be true." I'm sure Obama made that promise in good faith, believing it to be true. If it weren't for the Republicans being so partisan they wouldn't have to have these closed door meetings.

48 Mark Steyn said yesterday that the Amish get an exemption.

Well fuck.  I was hoping that would be the case that gets this abortion to SCOTUS.  I can't think of any other angle they'd agree to hear.

49 I was going to say Obama is always lying except when he's asleep, but then he's lying in bed, so yeah, "Obama's always lying" is a true statement.

50

Mark Steyn just said they just closed down Bakersfield airport because of some substance found on baggage.

51

I'd start leaving Arguing With Idiots, but it's bigger and a hardcover.  More expensive, and harder to smuggle in for the drop.

Posted by: reason at January 05, 2010 12:50 PM (q/kmn)

If you are really trying to educate them, Paine is probably a better choice then Beck. They *know* they hate Beck and Palin, but probably have a vague sense that Paine was a good guy.

Society in every state is a blessing, but Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one: for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries BY A GOVERNMENT, which we might expect in a country WITHOUT GOVERNMENT, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer

52

"Nurses and the word cheap do not go together in the same sentence."

Hi.  I don't think we've ever met...

53

"Wow!  In the master bedroom--how are you getting in there?  Are you providing them with other services too?"

Me:  "Hey, uh...where's your bathroom?"

Host:  "Oh, the hall bath is righ--"

Me:  "Um...*looks around nervously*...you probably don't want me to use that one, unless you're ready for this party to end early..."

Host:  "Wha--ohh...  *sigh*  Through the kitchen is the bedroom, use ours.  Just ignore the laundry, and for the love of God, leave the fan on?"

54 Damned puppet, indeed...

55

Slightly o/t, but in the same vein of the Obama administration lying (in this case Eric Holder):

Security for the federal trial of self-proclaimed 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and four accused cohorts will run $200 million a year, sources told the Daily News.

The NYPD's newly revised projection is almost triple the estimate of $75 million in November, after Attorney General Eric Holder announced he would move the prisoners from Guantanamo to Manhattan for trial.

The legal process is expected to play out over more than a year.

56 Happy New Year....good news. McCain lost by 7%, all we have to do is flip 8%... plus, remember many BO voters will not be as jacked to vote for him this time, he is not left enough for them... BINGO

57 @45 - well yeah runningrn, That's exactly what I meant.

58

Host:  "Wha--ohh...  *sigh*  Through the kitchen is the bedroom, use ours.  Just ignore the laundry, and for the love of God, leave the fan on?"

 

Ha! Ha!  That's funny!  Oh, and Damned sockpuppet/Damned Soul--heh!

59

"remember many BO voters will not be as jacked to vote for him this time, he is not left enough for them..."

You underestimate the siren-song of "free shit."

60

Host:  "Wha--ohh...  *sigh*  Through the kitchen is the bedroom, use ours.  Just ignore the laundry, and for the love of God, leave the fan on?"

Host, to herself:  (I wonder if it was the salmon mousse?)

61 McCain lost by 7%, all we have to do is flip 8%...
plus, remember many BO voters will not be as jacked to vote for him this time, he is not left enough for them...
BINGO     Funny you should say that.  Today's "Notable and Quotable" from WSJ was David Corn of Mother Jones:    "Obama and his aides should not ignore the spreading anxiety among his liberal fans.  The folks who I"ve talked with--in conversations that often feel like counseling sessions--have said they are unlikely to hit the pavement for Obama and the D's in 2010.  They felt empowered by Obama in 2008; they feel alienated from politics today.  Disenchantment is not what you want in your base heading toward a tough mid-term election.  Given that the congressional races are likely to be low-turnout affairs, any lack of passion on the Democratic side will enhance the advantage the Republicans will probably enjoy due to extended joblessness."

62

I think my New Years' resolution is to stop getting angry about this shit. It's affecting my quality of life. I've stopped talking to my liberal friends and family members because they don't listen. I live in a dark red district. I'm not able to change anything, so basically I'm going to wait until the apocalyptic warfare in the ruins.

63

Obama and his aides should not ignore the spreading anxiety among his liberal fans.

We both know you're too busy to even have this conversation, sir!  This matter is in capable hands; leave the ignoring to us!

64 Teej, honey, you're breaking my heart.  That heart-felt plea was truly moving. 

65

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 05, 2010 01:15 PM (GgXZc)

 

Dark red as in Commie or dark red as in Republican?  I live in the deep blue blue of the Seattle suburbs.  I think that is why I'm so attached to this website!

66 Well, who's getting this free shit? It ain't the people, Obama voters or not.....

67 When do you think the young 'hopey-changers' begin to think Obama lies about everything?

68 32 LACE WIGS FOR LAPTOPS!

69 It may not be too soon to start formulating a Hobo Bill of Rights.  It should be possible to keep the second amendment specifics under 2,000 pages after it gets out of committee.

70 61 McCain lost by 7%, all we have to do is flip 8%...
plus, remember many BO voters will not be as jacked to vote for him this time, he is not left enough for them...

Could do that if you keep dead Democrats away from the polls.

71 Amazing how many BO voters are adamant that he has kept most of his promises and is actually doing a great job! Just a little more time is all he needs, you'll see - they tell you. Oh, and BTW, Palin's and idiot!

72 My favorite BO promise was to take public financing for the campaign, and McLame didn't press that lie. Goose was cooked after that.

73

#65, rural Tennessee outside an Army base. Our senators need to get smacked now and then to keep them honest, but our Congresswoman (Marcia Blackburn) is reliable.