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January 25, 2010

Any guesses what this Manhattan DA does with his spare time
— Open Blog

NEW YORK (CBS) Porn star Alexia Moore might offer a "lesbian defense" when confronted with evidence that she offered to have sex with a man for $5,000, a Manhattan district attorney said in court Wednesday.
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Quick-thinking Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Daryl Reed noticed that many of the x-rated movies Moore has taken part in were of a Sapphic nature, and wanted to make sure that those in the courtroom realize that she also likes men.

Quick thinking may equate to porn connoisseur and biggest fan, but really that's just speculation on my part. I'm sure he watched all those hours of porn to prepare for trial.

On the other hand, if he can prove a hobo kill and pull a bottle of valu-rite from his desk maybe we should offer him a moron card. It might be handy to have a friend on the inside.

Meh pic at link

Posted by: Open Blog at 07:21 AM | Comments (38)
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1 She looks really familiar for some reason.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 25, 2010 07:24 AM (KeOQp)

2 What the heck is the deal with all these porn stars who have noses bigger than the knobs they gobble?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2010 07:24 AM (Zj8fM)

3 Thats a man, baby.

Posted by: TC at January 25, 2010 07:25 AM (DYJjQ)

4 Bet the lesbos at that DA office are jelouse.

Posted by: rightzilla at January 25, 2010 07:27 AM (rVJH4)

5 Quick-thinking Quick-handed Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Daryl Reed

FIFY, nameless open-blog

Posted by: A.G. at January 25, 2010 07:28 AM (jBPzC)

6 Ellie Light at least makes her money legally. A buck a chicken fuck is better than time in the slammer.

Posted by: Agnostica at January 25, 2010 07:30 AM (gbCNS)

7 So, does that 5k include the videotape to memorialize the tender moment?

Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at January 25, 2010 07:31 AM (KWhJd)

8 Tranny...obviously a tranny

Posted by: beedubya at January 25, 2010 07:31 AM (AnTyA)

9
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 25, 2010 07:31 AM (fx8sm)

10 I'm confused by what this 'lesbian defense' is and how it works, but I am willing to study the issue.

Posted by: fluffy, perpetual student at January 25, 2010 07:31 AM (4Kl5M)

More info here: http://tiny.cc/qwYST

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at January 25, 2010 07:31 AM (F09Uo)

12 So her defense is that she's really a lesbian and therefore she would be less likely to have sex for money? Call me Ishmael, but I would think that lesbians would be the ones more likely to demand money in order to have sex with men.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 25, 2010 07:32 AM (T0NGe)

13 OMG, the DA is a typical man! Stop the presses!

Posted by: Truman North at January 25, 2010 07:33 AM (3h3kv)

14 Of course, once in Europe, I was approached by a pretty young woman to have sex for money.

Turns out she couldn't afford me.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 25, 2010 07:34 AM (T0NGe)

15 Where's Kratos when you need him?

Posted by: TexasJew at January 25, 2010 07:35 AM (dcKUM)

Update from Friday: Charges dropped against one of those "ladies".

http://tiny.cc/Xn4Ht

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at January 25, 2010 07:36 AM (F09Uo)

17 Only 5 grand? I look at my tax bill and realize that I'm paying a lot more than that to get f*cked...

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 25, 2010 07:40 AM (OtQXp)

18 @15 , Methinks we've found his day job .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 25, 2010 07:41 AM (a9UO0)

19 $5K for that? This is proof hyper inflation has begun. We're doomed.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 25, 2010 07:42 AM (Q41Zh)

20 Look, either she offered to f the guy for money or she didn't. I don't understand this line of defense at all.

Wait. . .did someone say LESBIANS?

(. . .salivating. . .)

Posted by: looking closely at January 25, 2010 07:42 AM (KNy97)

21 I bet she earns less than that taking it up the butt with a stranger on film.

Posted by: looking closely at January 25, 2010 07:45 AM (KNy97)

22 I have a nice co-worker who looks almost exactly like that, except her areolae are usually not pixelated out. I should let her know about this sort of career opportunity.

Posted by: Truman North at January 25, 2010 07:45 AM (3h3kv)

One interesting observation on that other thread: assuming the cop investigating this club was straight, his department gave him a blank check for lapdances.

I'm clearly working in the wrong field...

Posted by: Zimriel at January 25, 2010 07:48 AM (9Sbz+)

24 This is proof hyper inflation has begun.

Forgive me, but I'm kind of dense. This is a boobie joke, right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2010 07:50 AM (I/MqP)

25
Turns out she couldn't afford me.

A gentleman never accepts money after sex, a simple round of applause will do.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 25, 2010 07:53 AM (fx8sm)

26 Since the judge dismissed charges, it seems pretty obvious the cop must have had a personnel file with past allegations of ummm....soliciting "free samples".

When a judge takes the word of the porn star over the cop, you know something is a little fishy.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 25, 2010 08:02 AM (+2Sr1)

27 Oh yummy, Bama is talking about plans to fix the economy.

Posted by: Agnostica at January 25, 2010 08:03 AM (gbCNS)

28 Hmm, anyone wonder if Ace is in Manhatten right now? Oh, right now, Mark Steyn on for Rush. Obama not going to show up for jury duty in Illinois (he was summoned--heheh!)

Posted by: runningrn at January 25, 2010 08:11 AM (CfmlF)

29 Professional career advice: Never be too quick to reveal your knowledge of porn or illegal drugs.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 25, 2010 08:22 AM (72bo3)

30 She needs to get her boobs checked out.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 25, 2010 08:22 AM (muUqs)

31 Heh, how is propositioning a man different that how she normally makes her money? Unless she has sex with random strangers on video for funsies.

Posted by: Lone Marauder at January 25, 2010 08:26 AM (/bVuS)

32 My guess would be chicken choker?

Posted by: Fritz at January 25, 2010 09:08 AM (GwPRU)

33
Her boobs look pretty fuzzy from here.

Posted by: Dang at January 25, 2010 09:45 AM (UA4gE)

Were I appearing before Judge ShawnDya Simpson, with a defender named Ikiesha Al-Shabazz, I might well choose the same strategery.

Initial motions rested on prosecutorial misuse of "and," "or," & "but."

Your honor, I submit [that's extra] that abuse [that's extra] of But [ka-ching]...

Posted by: comatus at January 25, 2010 09:56 AM (/VEEI)

35 Can't we all admit that we're lesbians trapped in a man's body?

Posted by: YaVaughnie Wilkins at January 25, 2010 10:05 AM (3c1P1)

36 Ok.. I'm dense, I guess.. Why is the prosecutor offering her a defense?

Or, is he trying to counter her possible defense of being a lesbian she would never screw a guy?

I guess it doesn't matter.. Cops paying 5 grand for a threesome with big boobed bimbos is funny enough all by itself.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 25, 2010 10:10 AM (f9c2L)

37 " I'm not a lesbian but I play on TV, DVD, and streaming video services. "

Posted by: cackfinger at January 25, 2010 07:30 PM (LDQCY)

38 中古ビデオ

Posted by: sdfxcvbxcvb at September 15, 2010 10:11 PM (u3rfe)

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