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April 06, 2010

AP Admits There Are Black Tea Partiers
— Ace

That must have hurt. (Now linked to complete article.)

They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms, and are used to having to defend their values.
Now black conservatives are really taking heat for their involvement in the mostly white tea party movement Â— and for having the audacity to oppose the policies of the nation's first black president.

As that Gallup breakdown just showed, the Tea Party is "mostly white" (79%) in much the same way America is "mostly white" (75%).

Thanks to William Amos.

Posted by: Ace at 02:17 PM | Comments (493)
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1 You're not black until I say you're black.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson, Respected Expert on Who's Black at April 06, 2010 02:20 PM (QKKT0)

2 AP will be bankrupt soon and I will dance.

Posted by: Vic at April 06, 2010 02:20 PM (QrA9E)

3 It must have hurt the AP indeed, especially to admit that black conservatives get called a lot of nasty names for just thinking different from the Dem party line.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 02:21 PM (c0A3e)

4 Hey, I gotta say they're black too.

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton, Noted Second String Expert on Who's Black at April 06, 2010 02:22 PM (QKKT0)

5 You keep thinking of Black people as people.

Our Media thinks of them in the way that the original "Magic Negro" article proposed - as avatars that reflect back their liberal goodheartedness and moral righteousness. Therefore, a lack or paucity of black people, and the perceived black support on their side means that they're fighting the good fight. That is, even if the black people on their side are Ludacris.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 06, 2010 02:23 PM (IVQSY)

6 I can't understand why a Black person would ever consider not being a Democrat.

Posted by: Sen. Robt "Sheets" Byrd, (D) Land of Wizards and Kleagles at April 06, 2010 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

7 They went from the 'Big Lie' to a slightly smaller Lie

Goebbels Lite

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 06, 2010 02:24 PM (JrRME)

8 Of course, these tea partiers have a narrower margin of error.

Posted by: Michael Steele at April 06, 2010 02:24 PM (W5NBA)

9
It must have hurt the AP indeed, especially to admit that black conservatives get called a lot of nasty names for just thinking different from the Dem party line.

I tend to think the entire staff of AP agrees with the the democrat party.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 06, 2010 02:25 PM (fx8sm)

We Democrats have a real big invitin' tent, yessir.

Posted by: Gov. George Wallace (D) Alabama at April 06, 2010 02:26 PM (QKKT0)

11

So there are black Nazis 'eh ? Just like in that Nick Nolte movie, Mother Night

Posted by: Michael Steele at April 06, 2010 02:27 PM (t72+4)

12 Damn, that was one short article. I suppose that's as much as the "journalist" could handle before running to the bathroom, retching.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 02:27 PM (fFCLX)

13
So the "Oreos" in the Tea Party don't like the mixed race guy in the Oval office but the MSM thinks that's racist.

This shit's getting confusing.

Posted by: Dang at April 06, 2010 02:28 PM (UA4gE)

14 As that Gallup breakdown just showed, the Tea Party is "mostly white" (79%) in much the same way America is "mostly white" (75%).

I was told there would be no math!

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 02:29 PM (gofDd)

15 "mostly white"

The proper journalistic phrase is "overwhelmingly white." "Mostly white" is for anything that's mostly white. "Overwhelmingly" is people. Google it!

Posted by: oblig. at April 06, 2010 02:30 PM (x7Ao8)

"They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms..."

And that's just a typical editorial staff meeting in the AP newsroom.

Posted by: Valerie Bauman, Associated Press Writer at April 06, 2010 02:31 PM (QKKT0)

17

Notice how they just admit it though. Not paint a warm and glowing portrait like they were members of the coffee party.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 02:32 PM (t72+4)

18 Now black conservatives are really taking heat for their involvement in the mostly white tea party movement Â— and for having the audacity to oppose the policies of the nation's first black president.

So are the black tea partiers racist for criticizing a black president? How do they reconcile black on black racism?

Oreo/Uncle Tom = White = Racist?

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 02:32 PM (gofDd)

19 Photoshop!

Posted by: MSNBC, CNN, NYT, LAT, Washington Post at April 06, 2010 02:34 PM (0fq7b)

As with many conservative movements, opponents the AP operating in concert with its Dem Party masters have tried to brand the tea party as racists hiding behind economic concerns. An occasional nonexistent tea partier toting ugly race-based phrases gives them us ammunition.

Fixed

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 02:34 PM (QKKT0)

21 Any black American who is a democrat is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 06, 2010 02:34 PM (I1/U/)

22 #18 So are the black tea partiers racist for criticizing a black president? How do they reconcile black on black racism?

Yes, because how can a true "black" criticize a black president? They must be race traitors, Uncle Toms!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 02:35 PM (c0A3e)

23 21 Any black American who is a democrat is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 06, 2010 06:34 PM (I1/U/)

Battered wife syndrome works too

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 02:36 PM (erIg9)

24 So is racism the new word for any kind of criticism, constructive or otherwise?

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 02:37 PM (p302b)

25 I particularly liked the part where they noted that no demographic information was available, then in the same sentence stated that there were very few black and Hispanics. "Some believe"? Yeah, the AP believes, despite knowing they hadn't bothered to get any information either way.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 06, 2010 02:37 PM (mR7mk)

26 #18 So are the black tea partiers racist for criticizing a black president? How do they reconcile black on black racism?

Yes, because how can a true "black" criticize a black president? They must be race traitors, Uncle Toms!
Posted by: Kratos

No, you misunderstand... the blacks in the Tea Party Movement are only criticizing the white side of Baracky.

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 02:37 PM (iYbLN)

27 Any black American who is a democrat is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Is the reverse true? I mean, the Left portrays white men as the villains of history - why should any be Democrats?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 06, 2010 02:37 PM (IVQSY)

28 I'm mostly white, too.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 06, 2010 02:37 PM (pUfK9)

29 So are the black tea partiers racist for criticizing a black president? How do they reconcile black on black racism?

Why would you expect them to reconcile anything?

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 02:37 PM (d88g9)

30 Cons = Teabaggers. Your all the same. How many congressmen are black?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 02:37 PM (QMD0d)

31 So is racism the new word for any kind of criticism, constructive or otherwise?

You know what else is racism? Not basing your judgments about/attitude toward a person on their skin color. I wish I was making that up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 06, 2010 02:38 PM (mR7mk)

32 Help PC help!11111!1111 Where's Paulie when you need him? I was just telling some of my cool and elite Ivy League lawyer pals that favorite Palin joke of his, and I forget the punch line.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 06, 2010 02:40 PM (w9bVp)

33 Seems to me the AP simply sees racists everywhere...like their Democrat comrades.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 06, 2010 02:40 PM (Q75cY)

34 At least they kinda eased up on me for a while....

soon, though, they'll be back at it..........

Posted by: the chicken at April 06, 2010 02:40 PM (JrRME)

35 Why would you expect them to reconcile anything?

Heh. Good point.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 02:41 PM (gofDd)

36 31 Wow, that's messed up.

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 02:42 PM (d88g9)

37 The post racial America Obama promised just isn't working out is it. I'm gettin sick of it.

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 02:43 PM (fwSHf)

38
I particularly liked the part where they noted that no demographic information was available, then in the same sentence stated that there were very few black and Hispanics. "Some believe"? Yeah, the AP believes, despite knowing they hadn't bothered to get any information either way.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 06, 2010 06:37 PM (mR7mk)

The thing is, there are plenty of Blacks, Hispanics and even American Indians.

Check out the these pics from Searchlight, Nv.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 02:44 PM (t72+4)

39 In the mind of the left wing in America, the darker your skin is the more legitimate you are as a human being. Its pretty sad really but it sums up the MSMs whole approach to the tea party movement. White progressives endorse a grievance and entitlement culture that keeps black people down and in turn the white progressives earn some authenticity and can use it to beat conservatives over the head.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 06, 2010 02:45 PM (v+4Io)

40 mostly white tea party movement

What will they call the Tea Party now? Beige? Taupe? Mother of pearl? (yeah, I stole it from an old toothpaste commercial)

Posted by: pep at April 06, 2010 02:45 PM (0K3p3)

41 O/T: On another thread I posted a Coburn video from Breitbart. I couldn't listen to it but it was said to be pro pelosi. Well Mark Levin found the same video and he is roasting coburn and the tape isn't good, not coming from someone who claims to be one of you guys.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 02:45 PM (p302b)

42 30 Cons = Teabaggers. Your all the same. How many congressmen are black?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 06:37 PM (QMD0d)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say there are more of them, than there are show hosts on PMSNBC.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 02:46 PM (erIg9)

Charles Krauthammer believes the Obama nuclear policy is incoherent.

Charles Krauthammer, a voice of reason in a cesspool of stupidity.

Posted by: Fish at April 06, 2010 02:46 PM (M5t+h)

44 A Tee Party? Where?

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at April 06, 2010 02:46 PM (IfqqE)

going to a Tea Party event tonight. It is being oganized by suburban white women. You know the fabled bastion of racist zenophobia is the American housewife.

When soccer moms turn racist.

Posted by: California Red at April 06, 2010 02:46 PM (RafLG)

46 "Conservative GOP Senator Defends Pelosi & Knocks Fox News"

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 02:47 PM (p302b)

47 #31 I loved this POV from your link:
At this, another student told the class: "I hate when people tell me they're colour-blind. That is the most overt kind of racism. When people say Â‘I don't see your race,' I know that's wrong. To ignore race is to be more racist than to acknowledge race. I call it neo-racism."

And by "loved", I mean hated with a burning hatred. Sorry, that must be racist to not consider race in interacting with fellow humans.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 02:47 PM (c0A3e)

Thank you for shout out Ace !

http://twitter.com/WilliamAmos

Posted by: William Amos at April 06, 2010 02:47 PM (PXTi8)

going to a Tea Party event tonight.

Bring some spare white sheets. Some idiot always forgets his.

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 02:48 PM (QKKT0)

50 They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms

Fascinating. Who's been calling them those names? AP? Nice, colorblind liberals?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 02:48 PM (1fanL)

51 OT: Big earthquake in Indonesia. Initial reports of 8.0

Posted by: Popcorn at April 06, 2010 02:48 PM (OOehk)

52 Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 06:44 PM (t72+4)

I like the pic with the anti-semitic and racist sentiment featuring the plurals war's and animal's.

I blame public education. Or lack thereof.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 02:49 PM (BFqyO)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 06, 2010 06:38 PM (mR7mk)

Thanks, I laughed my ass off because I wasn't sure how else to respond.

They sound like the same type of those nitwits in Palm Beach that had to form support groups after Kerry lost.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 02:49 PM (fFCLX)

So is racism the new word for any kind of criticism, constructive or otherwise?

You're a fucking racist for even asking the question.

Posted by: Dear Leader's regime at April 06, 2010 02:50 PM (IQtPa)

55 So is racism the new word for any kind of criticism, constructive or otherwise?

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 06:37 PM (p302b)

I wouldn't call it "new."

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 02:50 PM (1fanL)

56

7.8
Magnitude 7.8 - NORTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA 2010 April 06 22:15:02 UTC

Tuesday, April 06, 2010 at 22:15:02 UTCWednesday, April 07, 2010 at 05:15:02 AM at epicenter
2.236Â°N, 97.046Â°E
46 km (28.6 miles)
NORTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA
205 km (125 miles) WNW of Sibolga, Sumatra, Indonesia
230 km (145 miles) SW of Medan, Sumatra, Indonesia
525 km (325 miles) W of KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia
1425 km (880 miles) NW of JAKARTA, Java, Indonesia

horizontal +/- 7.4 km (4.6 miles); depth +/- 11.6 km (7.2 miles)
NST= 58, Nph= 63, Dmin=330.6 km, Rmss=0.81 sec, Gp= 58Â°,
M-type=teleseismic moment magnitude (Mw), Version=6
USGS NEIC (WDCS-D)

us2010utc5

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 02:50 PM (p302b)

57 #49 Bring some spare white sheets. Some idiot always forgets his.

Sorry, mine keeps getting stained IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 02:51 PM (c0A3e)

You know the fabled bastion of racist zenophobia is the American housewife.

It's always the womenfolk that start trouble first.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 02:51 PM (fFCLX)

59 OT: Big earthquake in Indonesia. Initial reports of 8.0

Posted by: Popcorn at April 06, 2010 06:48 PM (OOehk)

Accidently had it on CNN, and Wolf was talking to a correspondent. The correspondent said the earthquake was "26.8 deep." And Wolf said, "26.8 deep, is that feet, or miles...?"

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (1fanL)

60 Big earthquake in Indonesia. Initial reports of 8.0

Posted by: Popcorn at April 06, 2010 06:48 PM (OOehk)

"Obama Orders Pacific Fleet to Hong Kong for Cooter Call, Screw Samatra"

Washington Post, April 6, 2010

Posted by: Fish at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (M5t+h)

61 Alright, who the hell is capsizing Indonesia?

/Prayers for those affected.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (c0A3e)

62 USGS

sorry about the earthquake post it said it wasn't posting cause of long links and then it posted without me realizing it.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (p302b)

63 Did you say "William Amos", Ace? Because I heard "Amos & Andy, boy!"

It looks like you need a little trip to get your mind right, Ace, for people who are white and guilty like you.

Posted by: maureen dowd at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (KdA1d)

64 56

Let's just hope that it spared the Soetero birthplace.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (BFqyO)

65
I like the pic with the anti-semitic and racist sentiment featuring the plurals war's and animal's.

I blame public education. Or lack thereof.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 06:49 PM (BFqyO)

Yea, sorry about that. I should have mentioned that it would be a good idea to stop scrolling somewhere towards the middle. That was zombie over at PJM showing the difference between the tea partys and liberal demonstrations.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (t72+4)

It's always the womenfolk that start trouble first.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 06:51 PM (fFCLX)

can't live with them, can't herd em all into canada

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (erIg9)

67 I've had it with these motherfuckin' earthquakes on these motherfuckin' islands!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at April 06, 2010 02:52 PM (IfqqE)

68 You know some of us MF'ers own AR-15's.

Course you wouldn't know it if you watched MSDNC.

Posted by: The man without a head at April 06, 2010 02:53 PM (2+9Yx)

69 The world's largest muslim country is about to accept a massive outpouring of charity from the infidels.

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 02:53 PM (QKKT0)

OT: Big earthquake in Indonesia. Initial reports of 8.0

Gaia has been pissed lately.

Perhaps we should throw Al Gore into a Volcano?

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2010 02:53 PM (U6O6W)

71 68 You know some of us MF'ers own AR-15's.

Course you wouldn't know it if you watched MSDNC.

Posted by: The man without a head at April 06, 2010 06:53 PM (2+9Yx)

some of us, more than one

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 02:54 PM (erIg9)

72 Tonight on Hardball, Chris Matthews analyzes the Southern sounding accents of Teabaggers to prove that all Teabaggers are racists, just as anyone from the South is racist

Posted by: The Mostly White MSNBC at April 06, 2010 02:54 PM (sYxEE)

73 These guys say 7.4, but if you look at this map, makes you wonder about a tsunami.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 02:55 PM (p302b)

74
You might be considered black by the media if you:

A) Refer to riots as "uprisings"
B) Think Spike Lee's films are genius
C) Have a picture of any Kennedy on your wall
D) Claim socialism is the highest form of government

*Chris Matthews made the cut!

Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 06, 2010 02:56 PM (Oxen1)

75 You know that Barry guy is ONLY HALF BLACK.

That's too white for me.

Posted by: Mohammed X at April 06, 2010 02:56 PM (2+9Yx)

76 Tonight on Hardball, Chris Matthews analyzes the Southern sounding accents of Teabaggers to prove that all Teabaggers are racists, just as anyone from the South is racist

That's "further prove," teabagger.

Posted by: The Mostly White (but it doesn't matter because we're liberal) MSNBC at April 06, 2010 02:56 PM (1fanL)

77 #70 Perhaps we should throw Al Gore into a Volcano?

+1000000

We could tell him that he has a "black cloud" growing over his brain and that to appease Gaia, he can live like a king for a few days and die like a man in the volcano.

/Still scarred from watching "Joe vs the Volcano".

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 02:56 PM (c0A3e)

78 TAMALE!!!!!!

Posted by: George Costanza at April 06, 2010 02:56 PM (U6O6W)

79
The world's largest muslim country is about to accept a massive outpouring of charity from the infidels.

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 06:53 PM (QKKT0)

Dont hold your breath. My replacement aint exactly helping Africa now like I did when I was president.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 02:56 PM (t72+4)

80 OK, OK, we're almost all white here, but nobody beats us on GAY!

Posted by: The Mostly White MSNBC at April 06, 2010 02:57 PM (sYxEE)

81
crap, sock fail

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 02:57 PM (t72+4)

82 Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 06:47 PM (c0A3e)

I was taught that was racism in high school. To strip someone of their race is racist. These people aren't preaching MLK. They're preaching Balkanization.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 02:57 PM (gofDd)

83 The world's largest muslim country is about to accept a massive outpouring of charity from the infidels.

I won't be donating voluntarily. And since I'm not paying taxes right now due to being funemployed, well...

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 02:58 PM (gofDd)

84 31 So is racism the new word for any kind of criticism, constructive or otherwise?

You know what else is racism? Not basing your judgments about/attitude toward a person on their skin color. I wish I was making that up.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 06, 2010 06:38 PM (mR7mk)

Those nutbags are so far left they probably think Stalin was a Reaganite.

Posted by: fb at April 06, 2010 02:58 PM (Bu9Jo)

85 Blazer with the stumble...you alright?

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2010 02:58 PM (U6O6W)

86

Chris Matthews in......

Sphincter

Stretching

Journalism

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 02:59 PM (t72+4)

87 Oh, and you know how else the Left defines racism? Only the race that has power can be racist because racism is about power. So therefore only white people can be racist because they have all the power.

I kid you not.

Going to a lefty high school was very educational, let me tell you.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 02:59 PM (gofDd)

88 The world's largest muslim country is about to accept a massive outpouring of charity from the infidels.

We could donate Bibles.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 03:00 PM (1fanL)

89 65

No worries, dude. Oh, and lest I forget, another highlight was his misspelling of "neuter."

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 03:00 PM (BFqyO)

90 They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms

Shouldn't that be "Uncles Tom", much like you'd say "Mothers-in-Law", "Brigadiers General", or "roots beer"?

Posted by: A pedant from the other thread at April 06, 2010 03:00 PM (3K4hn)

91 We could donate Bibles.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 07:00 PM (1fanL)

Or miniskirts?

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 03:00 PM (QKKT0)

92 Chris when to UNC so he knows racist Southern accents. He had one.

He is the biggest bigot in the country, but as a UNC grad he has no clue.

I guess he can't remember all the bimbos with Southern accents he screwed and is trying to relive his youth.

Oh, Chris! That little thing is sooo cute!

Posted by: Kemp at April 06, 2010 03:01 PM (2+9Yx)

They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms...

...and that's by the good people of the Democratic Party, whose job it is to show us all how we have failed to become post-racial, like they and Barack have.

Posted by: sherlock at April 06, 2010 03:01 PM (fKPuo)

94

Blazer with the stumble...you alright?

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2010 06:58 PM (U6O6W)

Just got off of work not too long ago. It was 93 in the shade today where I'm at. After a few more ice cold ones, I'll be back to normal.

Which isnt necessarily a good thing. : )

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 03:01 PM (t72+4)

95 Oh, and you know how else the Left defines racism? Only the race that has power can be racist because racism is about power. So therefore only white people can be racist because they have all the power.

Funny. All the racial violence in my deep Southern public high school flowed one way and one way only. But I guess that wasn't racism.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 03:01 PM (1fanL)

96 On the blog "beforeitsnews" the other day, they were discussing HAARP earthquake wars. Kind of farfetched, but we do seem to be having a lot of them.

Posted by: fightobama at April 06, 2010 03:02 PM (6IV8T)

97 I was taught that was racism in high school. .

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 06:57 PM (gofDd)

There are many forms of racism. One of the most egregious is eating a black eggplant, or even more disgusting is consuming black grapes which can be compared to a black man's testicles. Everything is racist, even Al Gore's black limo.

Posted by: Fish at April 06, 2010 03:02 PM (M5t+h)

98 The AP will never learn.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at April 06, 2010 03:03 PM (4Kl5M)

99 28 I'm mostly white, too. Posted by: The Chicken I like your dark meat.

Posted by: That Guy Who's Always Fuckin' That Chicken at April 06, 2010 03:04 PM (UA4gE)

100 I grew up in NJ, I've seen and heard just as many racists there as in any Southern state.

Archie Bunker lived in New York City, not Mississippi

The Rodney King riots didn't happen in Alabama

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:05 PM (sYxEE)

101

***Whipers***

I See Black People!

Posted by: Tea Party Child at April 06, 2010 03:06 PM (U6O6W)

102 We could donate Bibles.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 07:00

I'm donating a box of spare-ribs.

Posted by: Soona' at April 06, 2010 03:06 PM (IQtPa)

103 half of them against oblahblah's mother's side

Posted by: some say at April 06, 2010 03:06 PM (JQN6b)

104 I'm not racist, but I am certainly liberalist.

Can we just get this next election over with so we can start hunting them?

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 03:06 PM (BFqyO)

105 Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 07:05 PM (sYxEE)

Don't forget about the quite genocide going on in this city. The Hispanics silently killing blacks and forcing them out of predominantly Hispanic neighborhoods.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 03:06 PM (gofDd)

106 Michael Steele had Oreo cookies thrown at him by Democrats when he was running as a Republican for U.S. Senate in Maryland.

_{Of course, if he'd won, we wouldn't be putting up with his crap at the RNC now.}

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 03:07 PM (IfqqE)

107 I'm donating a box of spare-ribs.

Pork rinds!

Or for those of us in the SW, chicharones!

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 03:07 PM (gofDd)

108 No need to rush into "We Are The World Part XVI" with bonus footage of still deceased Michael Jackson and a veritable litany of unknown 'artists' of dubious talent. There goes the comeback tour.

Posted by: Banana Rama at April 06, 2010 03:08 PM (4Kl5M)

109

I grew up in NJ, I've seen and heard just as many racists there as in any Southern state.

I used to work in Newark.

Raised in NY. College in Arizona. Live in Montana.

Racism is alive and well all over America.

Obama isn't doing a thing to affect this. Surprise. He lied.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2010 03:08 PM (U6O6W)

110
I grew up in NJ, I've seen and heard just as many racists there as in any Southern state.

Archie Bunker lived in New York City, not Mississippi

The Rodney King riots didn't happen in Alabama

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 07:05 PM (sYxEE)

Al Sharpton didnt incite the antisemitic mob that burnt down Freddy's Fashion Mart in Selma either.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 03:08 PM (t72+4)

111 Well of course there are black tea partiers... there's black tea and there's green tea. And there's Jasmine T and Dr. T., and Ice T but those are different discussions.

Posted by: Lokki at April 06, 2010 03:08 PM (gE65f)

112

Detroit is full of racists-and none of them are white. The biggest racist in Michigan is John Conyers-also not white.

Posted by: fightobama at April 06, 2010 03:09 PM (6IV8T)

113 Don't forget about the quite genocide going on in this city. The Hispanics silently killing blacks and forcing them out of predominantly Hispanic neighborhoods.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 07:06 PM (gofDd)

MS-13 essa! Though it's not so silently, is it?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 03:09 PM (1fanL)

114 "103 These guys say 7.4, but if you look at this map, makes you wonder about a tsunami.

Nah. Takes about a 8.5 to 9.0 or higher to move some serious water. No need to rush into "We Are The World Part XVI" with bonus footage of still deceased Michael Jackson and a veritable litany of unknown 'artists' of dubious talent.

Posted by: Amish Jack at April 06, 2010 07:06 PM (IhHdM)"

Did you see where the doctor's defense is that MJ killed himself?

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 03:10 PM (p302b)

115

Al Sharpton didnt incite the antisemitic mob that burnt down Freddy's Fashion Mart in Selma either.

Hymies don't count.

Posted by: Jessie Jackson at April 06, 2010 03:10 PM (U6O6W)

116 I don't know anything about the phenomenon. Do black tea partiers drink malt tea?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 06, 2010 03:11 PM (1fanL)

117 Hey teabaggers, did you ever google teabagger?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:11 PM (QMD0d)

118

Pork rinds!

Or for those of us in the SW, chicharones!

Chicharones? That almost sounds like "chicken testicles".

Posted by: Soona' at April 06, 2010 03:11 PM (IQtPa)

119 the antisemitic mob that burnt down Freddy's Fashion Mart in Selma either.

Hymies don't count.

Posted by: Jessie Jackson at April 06, 2010 07:10 PM (U6O6W)

Like some hymie is gonna be named Freddy. Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining.

Posted by: The Right Reverend Al Sharpton at April 06, 2010 03:13 PM (1fanL)

120 Hey cons, breaking news:

"Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican."

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:13 PM (QMD0d)

121

I don't know anything about the phenomenon. Do black tea partiers drink malt tea?

Sanpple makes a Delicious Iced Tea.

All sorts of flavors like raspberry, and peach and lemon but not watermelon.

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 06, 2010 03:13 PM (U6O6W)

122 MS-13 essa! Though it's not so silently, is it?

It's certainly a media blackout.

Oh, was that racist?

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 03:14 PM (gofDd)

123

Perhaps we should throw Al Gore into a Volcano?

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2010 06:53 PM (U6O6W)

I expect the volcano would throw him back.

Posted by: Shannow at April 06, 2010 03:14 PM (LJcef)

124 Nah. Takes about a 8.5 to 9.0 or higher to move some serious water.

Or Michael Moore taking a swim in Malibu

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:14 PM (sYxEE)

125

did you ever google

What's google?

Posted by: Obummblewad at April 06, 2010 03:14 PM (Xu6d3)

126 "Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican."

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:13 PM (QMD0d)

I think you want the stereotypical cons they're always talking about on MSNBC. My question is, is it going to piss you off that your wife is changing parties on you?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 03:14 PM (1fanL)

127

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?

We don't share a Dogma.

Unlike yourselves.

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2010 03:15 PM (U6O6W)

128 #122 Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?

Yeah, but so does watching Skinemax almost every day, ncj,

. God'll forgive me, (and her).

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 03:15 PM (c0A3e)

129

This news hit Queefy Olberdouche especially hard..he threatened to kill himself on air during his show..

....ya know , he might wanna do it so someone actually realizes it happened before too long

Posted by: beedubya at April 06, 2010 03:15 PM (AnTyA)

130

Next you'll be telling me, there are also over the hill hippy, pony tail wearing, chunky bong smoking, bicycle riding, collectors of fine comic books and photographer of epic beach pictures tea partiers too.

I bid you adieu.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at April 06, 2010 03:15 PM (t72+4)

131 "What's google?"

The tube thing, you know, the thing Gore invented. JHC, get out of the woods once in awhile.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:16 PM (QMD0d)

132 "Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican."

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:13 PM

Jesus took in a prostitute.

Will YOUR god Obama get riled up about it?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:16 PM (sYxEE)

133 This news hit Queefy Olberdouche especially hard..he threatened to kill himself on air during his show..

I'd tune in for that.

Posted by: raygunisdeadISadick at April 06, 2010 03:19 PM (u6X4c)

134 HEY TEABAGGERS, DIDJA GET THE JOKE YET? HUH? HUH? DIDJA? "TEABAGGERS"? SEE, YOU SAY YOU'RE TEA PARTIERS BUT WE'VE BRILLIANTLY PERVERTED IT INTO "TEABAGGERS"! I LET MY SIS DO IT TO ME ALL THE TIME SO IT'S NO BIG DEAL AROUND HERE, BUT I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT! IT'S A BRILLIANT NEW INSULT WE JUST CAME UP WITH TO HOLD ONTO CONGRESS THIS YEAR! LOOK OUT, LIMBA--_{Oops, gotta go, Mom needs the phone line.}

Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller is Dead at April 06, 2010 03:19 PM (IfqqE)

135 "I think you want the stereotypical cons they're always talking about on MSNBC. "

Sure, like precious RayGun, w, Palin, Bachman, Beck, Roberts, Romney, and the guitar player, I can never remember his name. Comon cons, quit being such hypocrites and tell people what to do. Leave people alone. Let people be free.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:19 PM (QMD0d)

136
"Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican."

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:13 PM (QMD0d)

If by "god" you mean the name that gets shouted out often when I'm having private relations with members of the opposite sex, and by "rile" you mean my penis, then yea, that just may do it.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 03:20 PM (t72+4)

137 purple avenger. show us yer mudflaps luv!

Posted by: nadkic hertzballs at April 06, 2010 03:21 PM (c8YL1)

138 122 Hey cons, breaking news:

"Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican."

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?

Some of us knew about this a year ago, cockbreath. I'm actually considering voting for her in the primary just for laughs, since the Louisiana Senate race is already over.

You did know Vitter's leading Melancon by 25 points, right?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 03:21 PM (IfqqE)

139 "Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican."

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:13 PM

Maybe she can teach you how to suck cock. Since you do suck, but you're not even good at it. You got some lame-ass trolling skillz.

Posted by: Dang at April 06, 2010 03:22 PM (UA4gE)

140 I think we have pretty well established that prejudice is a human characteristic, not a trait peculiar to a single ethnicity. Can we get back to shotgun toting women in bacon bikinis?

Posted by: Mo Rahn at April 06, 2010 03:22 PM (4Kl5M)

141 pony tail wearing,

Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2010 03:22 PM (U6O6W)

142 UNITED STATES-(AP) Incredibly white people eat at Popeye's Chicken too.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 06, 2010 03:23 PM (EL+OC)

143

Jesus took in a prostitute.

Will YOUR god Obama get riled up about it?

I once took in a prostitute. Does that make me a god?

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Soona' at April 06, 2010 03:23 PM (IQtPa)

144 Comon cons, quit being such hypocrites and tell people what to do. Leave people alone. Let people be free.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:19 PM (QMD0d)

You mean like "Buy insurance or we're coming after you"? You mean like thought crimes?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 03:23 PM (1fanL)

145

I once took in a prostitute. Does that make me a god?

A demigod. Tiger Woods would be the head god.

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 03:24 PM (QKKT0)

146 Comon cons, quit being such hypocrites and tell people what to do. Leave people alone. Let people be free.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:19 PM (QMD0d)

Don't worry, kid; people like you will be gone soon enough and then the freedom can resume.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 03:25 PM (IfqqE)

147 RayGun's 10 Commandments

1. Obama is my god
2. You shall have no gods before Obama
3. You shall not make false idols like Sarah Palin
4. You shall not take Obama's name in vain
5. Remember 11/4/2008 and make it holy
6. Keep an eye on your mother and father, they may be racists
7. You shall not kill the planet
8. You shall not commit adultery if you are in a gay marriage
9. You shall not steal by trying to keep some of your paycheck for yourself
10. You shall covet your neighbor's property, after all he owes it to you to share his luck in life's lottery with you.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:25 PM (sYxEE)

148 "You mean like "Buy insurance or we're coming after you"? "

Yes FUBACK, why should I have to pay higher insurance rates because of your irresponsibility?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:25 PM (QMD0d)

149 BBL I need to investigate this "Stormy Daniels"character....

Posted by: steevy at April 06, 2010 03:25 PM (P3DxH)

150 Who is this "cons" person? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 06, 2010 03:26 PM (554T5)

151 @ 122 Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?

Apparently some peoples' depth of intellectual analysis doesn't extend deeper than the stereotypical.

Posted by: Vile Roman at April 06, 2010 03:26 PM (iBzKc)

152 OT: Big earthquake in Indonesia. Initial reports of 8.0 Gaia has been pissed lately. Easy big boy. Gaia's my Mom. Nobody slags on Mom. But knock yourself out with Uranus.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 06, 2010 03:26 PM (w9bVp)

153 I love cock.

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:26 PM (f7A+e)

154

I once took in a prostitute. Does that make me a god?

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Soona' at April 06, 2010 07:23 PM (IQtPa)

If she took you to Heaven, yes. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Obama gets to be a bigger sissy as each day goes by at April 06, 2010 03:27 PM (YVZlY)

155

BBL I need to investigate this "Stormy Daniels"character....

A worthy and rewarding endeavour indeed.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 03:27 PM (fFCLX)

156

Progs, Nancy Pelosi said not too long ago that she had a lot in common with the tea-partiers and could sympathize with them on many points. Progs, isnt that going to rile one of your favorite long dead communist dictators?

Posted by: blzr at April 06, 2010 03:27 PM (t72+4)

157
Yes FUBACK, why should I have to pay higher insurance rates because of your irresponsibility?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:25 PM (QMD0d)

So it's ok to tell people what to do if you agree with it. Who is being a hypocrite again?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2010 03:28 PM (1fanL)

158 RayGun is dead silly cons. Don't you see it? He was right for the times, but the times have changed. w proved the times have changed. What a disaster.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:28 PM (QMD0d)

159 @ 137 Comon cons, quit being such hypocrites and tell people what to do. Leave people alone. Let people be free.

Yeah, those libs never wanna tell people what to do. Like what foods to eat, what words are "correct," etc. That all comes from the right, huh.

Pot, meet kettle.

Posted by: Vile Roman at April 06, 2010 03:29 PM (iBzKc)

160 RayGun, you don't pay insurance rates. This is all academic to you, since you don't pay for your own food; you don't pay for your own gas; you CERTAINLY aren't paying any taxes to prop up this glorious system you want everyone else to pay for and you just generally haven't yet learned to take up any significant measure of independence since your mother finally weaned you off of sucking her cock last week.

My question is, why should we have to pay to keep YOU alive? Think we're going to do it forever? Game's almost up, Sparky.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 03:29 PM (IfqqE)

161 why should I have to pay higher insurance rates because of your irresponsibility?

Good point, my fine minion.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Toonces Obama at April 06, 2010 03:29 PM (554T5)

162 Why do we always end up with the remedial "B-List" trolls? Where do the smart ones go?

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 03:30 PM (BFqyO)

163 I'm making you angry by referring to Ronald Reagan as RayGun! I am clever! I love cock!

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:30 PM (f7A+e)

164 "So it's ok to tell people what to do if you agree with it."

FUCBACK, why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:31 PM (QMD0d)

165

I once took in a prostitute. Does that make me a god?

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Soona' at April 06, 2010 07:23 PM

Feed a crowd with one fish, half a loaf of bread and turn your tap water into Cabernet Sauvignon and we'll take a look at you

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:31 PM (sYxEE)

166 Hey cop joe, you need to get some zip in your comments. Take some lessons from someguy. He knows how to do it.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 03:31 PM (Xu6d3)

167
Yes FUBACK, why should I have to pay higher insurance rates because of your irresponsibility?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead

Oh, is that what the Obama plan does? And it took 20,000 pages to do that?

You have no fucking idea but I guess you're in college and know everything.

Posted by: Dang at April 06, 2010 03:31 PM (UA4gE)

168 Dear Ms. McGlowan:

It has come to our attention that you are employed by Fox News and have publicly participated in the so-called "Tea Party" protests. This is in serious violation of Section D-117(b) of the U.S. Media Negro Licensing Code, for which the penalty is mandatory suspension of your Negro license.

Please return your Negro license to the U.S. Media Department of Negro Licensing no later than April 17, 2010. After a waiting period of no less than two (2) years, your may apply to have your Negro License reinstated after successful completion of the 6-week Uncle Tom Rehabilitation Training Program. Please see the attached brochure for classes in your neighborhood.

If you believe this judgment has been made in error, you may contest it to the U.S. Media Division of Negro Testing by submitting USMDNT Form 20067 along with accompanying evidence of correct Negro opinions and behaviors (copies of WIC card, sworn affidavits of victimhood, etc.). You may submit this documentation in either English or Ebonics.

Sincerely,

White F. Liberal
The US Media Department of Negro Licensing

Posted by: US Media Department of Negro Licensing at April 06, 2010 03:31 PM (veL4N)

169

Say, where's that Paul C fellow? I like the cut of his jib. I know a lovely glory hole where we can hook up.

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:31 PM (f7A+e)

170 Why are you mother fuckers going after this high-school troll? A clearer case of punching down I have never seen. Ace, if you ever want this place to be ANYTHING at all you're going to have to be a lot smarter than this. I'M ANGRY BECAUSE I CARE, COCKSUCKERS!

Posted by: SomeguyIsNotDead at April 06, 2010 03:33 PM (IfqqE)

171

BBL I need to investigate this "Stormy Daniels"character....

Don't forget your lotion.

Posted by: Soona' at April 06, 2010 03:33 PM (IQtPa)

172 @ 167 why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?

You have a choice as to whether you want to drive a car. No one is going to fine you if you don't have car insurance when you choose not to drive. Not so with health insurance -- I don't have the same choice, thanks to the Dems. Try another analogy, because that one fails miserably.

Posted by: Vile Roman at April 06, 2010 03:33 PM (iBzKc)

173 Why do we always end up with the remedial "B-List" trolls? Where do the smart ones go?

Your second question is confusing as I believe there is no such thing as a smart troll. RayGunIsDead and PaulC, etal, prove my point.

Posted by: incognito at April 06, 2010 03:33 PM (u6X4c)

174 The link provided only shows the first five paragraphs of the story. Here's the whole story http://tinyurl.com/y9eb398

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 06, 2010 03:34 PM (++xLr)

175 to rephrase George Carllin-- Think how stupid the average Prog troll is-- And then realkize that half of them are stupider than that. Hello, stupid, if you're looking for Socons you might try over at Hotair. But those stupid fuckers don't have open commenting like the enlightened over here.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 06, 2010 03:34 PM (w9bVp)

176
FUCBACK, why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?

You don't have to drive a car, dumb-ass. Look at New York. If you do drive a car you are using government constructed roads so the government gets to regulate the activity on the roads.

If you are alive, you have to buy insurance. It's very different, retard.

Posted by: Dang at April 06, 2010 03:34 PM (UA4gE)

177

Does this "punching down" involve cock in any way? If so, I'm totally there.

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:34 PM (f7A+e)

178 151 "You mean like "Buy insurance or we're coming after you"? "

Yes FUBACK, why should I have to pay higher insurance rates because of your irresponsibility?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:25 PM

So when you hit the crack pipe and get AIDS from taking it up the squeakhole at a gay gangbang, should we have to pay for YOUR irresponsibility?

OH, that's right. Leftist behavior is NEVER irresponsible, just fun-loving

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:35 PM (sYxEE)

179 why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:31 PM (QMD0d)

Insurance for me is protection from the whiny liberal assholes who refuse to purchase insurance, drive with revoked licenses, and allow their whores and spawn to drive their uninsured vehicles while texting, phoning, giving blowjobs, and whacking off.

Posted by: Fish at April 06, 2010 03:35 PM (M5t+h)

180

"Stormy Daniels, an adult movie actor and potential candidate for U.S. Senate in Louisinia, has apparently decided to renounce the Democratic Party and become a Republican."

Hey cons, isn't that going to rile your God?

Why would God be riled that someone has taken a step away from evil?

Posted by: malclave at April 06, 2010 03:35 PM (W1Ndc)

181 Prog? Oh no, I'm a moderate centrist. Who just happens to love cock.

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:35 PM (f7A+e)

182

So when you ... get AIDS from taking it up the squeakhole at a gay gangbang, should we have to pay for YOUR irresponsibility?

Hey, how'd you know?

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:36 PM (f7A+e)

183 NOBODY is forced to buy car insurance, Deadhead. If you were actually old enough to drive, let alone own a car, let alone be paying any kind of insurance premiums on a vehicle or anything else, you'd know that.

God damn, what is it with these D-list trolls? It's like the last days of the Reich when Hitler was so hard up he had to press children into service.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 03:36 PM (IfqqE)

184
Please note that the auto insurance people must buy by law insures those that they hit. It's called Liability. Comprehensive might be required by your lien holder to protect them.
Red herring argument.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 06, 2010 03:38 PM (Oxen1)

185

why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?

Who's being forced? I don't buy auto insurance (I take public transit or a cab), and the IRS hasn't come after me.

Posted by: malclave at April 06, 2010 03:38 PM (W1Ndc)

186 167 "So it's ok to tell people what to do if you agree with it."

FUCBACK, why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:31 PM

Take your uncle's dick out of your ear and you'll hear ME complain about it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:38 PM (sYxEE)

187 WHY? IS? GOD? ANGRY?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 03:38 PM (IfqqE)

188

"Tell me, how is this city supposed to host the Olympics?" Ribeiro said. "Look at this chaos!"

From the AP article on the Rio floods.

Paging Kratos, Kratos to the flood in Rio.

Posted by: torabora at April 06, 2010 03:39 PM (suDMh)

189

Fred Thompson just tweeted:

Obama: US won't use nukes for retaliation. Threat of strongly-worded letters of disapproval is still on the table, though

Posted by: conscious, but borderline incoherent at April 06, 2010 03:39 PM (YVZlY)

190 I don't know about God, but I'm angry because I haven't had any cock for like an hour.

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:39 PM (f7A+e)

191 Vile, regarding "You have a choice as to whether you want to drive a car.", you do not have a choice of being sick or not. And when you become sick, and don't have insurance, the hospitals end up paying. Then they have to pass the cost on to others, the responsible ones, and thus insurance rates are raised. Do you get it?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:40 PM (QMD0d)

192 Speaking of being "forced" to buy auto insurance, the last time I renewed my driver's license, I had to sign a form acknowledging that I had insurance. I never actually had to provide proof.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 03:40 PM (fFCLX)

193
why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:31 PM (QMD0d)

No one is forced to buy auto insurance. There are plenty of illegal immigrants without it who are driving and smashing into and totaling the cars of legal citizens who have to chalk it up as a loss every day.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 03:40 PM (t72+4)

194 It's cool, I was done anyway.

Posted by: The Troll's Uncle at April 06, 2010 03:40 PM (f7A+e)

195 194 I don't know about God, but I'm angry because I haven't had any cock for like an hour.

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 07:39 PM (f7A+e)

Maybe I can help you out...

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at April 06, 2010 03:41 PM (YVZlY)

196 7.8
Magnitude 7.8 - NORTHERN SUMATRA, INDONESIA 2010 April 06 22:15:02 UTC
... us2010utc5

Posted by: curious

This is what happens when you deny the settled science of Anthropogenic Plate Tectonics.

Support the Sumatran victims by lifting one foot off the ground for an hour today.

Posted by: Science Advisor John Holdren at April 06, 2010 03:41 PM (kCEOg)

197
By the way, you don't have to buy auto insurance if you can do the following, as an example, in the state of Texas.

File a surety bond with your county clerk. The bond must include two people, both of whom own real property in Texas. Make a deposit of $55,000 in cash or securities to the county comptroller. Make a deposit of $55,000 in cash or cashier's check to the county judge. Certify with the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles (TxDMV) that you are self-insured. This option is only available if you own more than 25 cars, so it's typically used by dealers.
But I guess a retard wouldn't know that.

Posted by: Dang at April 06, 2010 03:41 PM (UA4gE)

198 Wow this RayGunisDead dude has some of the worst Troll Fu ever.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 06, 2010 03:41 PM (0q2P7)

199

Please note that the auto insurance people must buy by law

Also note that this is not a federal mandate.

I can't comment on other states, but in California there are multiple methods one may use to satisfy the legal requirement attached to driving a private vehicle on public roads; insurance is merely the most commonly used by far.

Posted by: malclave at April 06, 2010 03:41 PM (W1Ndc)

200

Who's being forced? I don't buy auto insurance (I take public transit or a cab), and the IRS hasn't come after me.

Posted by: malclave at April 06, 2010 07:38 PM (W1Ndc)

Thanks fot the tip. I'm sure we'll find something.

Posted by: IRS at April 06, 2010 03:42 PM (suDMh)

201 The best advise my uncle ever gave me.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:42 PM (4Kl5M)

202 195 -- At least, that's what it says in this Tom Friedman op-ed right here, eh? 'Course, again, you've never paid a penny into an insurance premium in your short life so Friedman's word is gonna have to be good enough for you.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 03:42 PM (IfqqE)

203 FUCBACK, why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:31 PM

We still have troops in Afghanistan and Iraq. Aren't you supposed to be out throwing your feces at recruiting stations and crocheting peace signs onto XL t-shirts for Code Pink?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:42 PM (sYxEE)

204 Listen to this douchebag...he understands nothing.

Dude, listen, the point of this whole thing was to give insurance to people who don't buy it, at the expense of those who DO buy it.

It's a lot like auto insurance. You don't so much have to cover your own losses as you DO have to be covered for those who have no insurance of their own.

Christ, take a break from the kool-aid.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 03:43 PM (BFqyO)

205

And when you become sick, and don't have insurance, the hospitals end up paying.

That's a problem; people need to be held accountable for their debts.

Posted by: malclave at April 06, 2010 03:44 PM (W1Ndc)

206 He did once, you know. God damned if I didn't beat the piss out of that little shit.

Posted by: The Troll's Uncle at April 06, 2010 03:44 PM (f7A+e)

207
195 Vile, regarding "You have a choice as to whether you want to drive a car.", you do not have a choice of being sick or not. And when you become sick, and don't have insurance, the hospitals end up paying. Then they have to pass the cost on to others, the responsible ones, and thus insurance rates are raised. Do you get it?
Posted by: RayGunIsDead

So if you get sick you just don't pay the bill? You are a fucking thief. People who don't have insurance get sick every day and they pay their fucking bills. I did when I didn't have insurance. But I guess a fucking lib is always going to whine for someone else to pay their way.

Posted by: Dang at April 06, 2010 03:45 PM (UA4gE)

208 Vile, regarding "You have a choice as to whether you want to drive a car.", you do not have a choice of being sick or not. And when you become sick, and don't have insurance, the hospitals end up paying. Then they have to pass the cost on to others, the responsible ones, and thus insurance rates are raised. Do you get it?

So let me get this straight. You use liberal minded foolishness to force medical providers to provide care giving them no right to recovery of costs, find out that it is ruining the system, and the ONLY solution you can think of is to force people to buy insurance? You are as dumb as a rock. The last time I went to an emergency room I was unemployed. Racked up over 1000$ in bills, and guess what I payed them! Every last cent. See that, free market medical care.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 06, 2010 03:45 PM (0q2P7)

209 Sorry, bro; I forgot to mention he does that. (On the other hand, why do you think I passed him off to you?)

Posted by: The Troll's Father at April 06, 2010 03:46 PM (IfqqE)

210 Wow, Axelrod not only registers the dead to vote, he hires them to Axetroturf websites. As long as it's only from the neck up.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 06, 2010 03:46 PM (2PTT7)

211

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 07:40 PM (t72+4)

Word.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 03:46 PM (fFCLX)

212 cop joe, the Norks have a missle aimed at your house and they are going to light the fuse if you don't turn yourself in.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 03:46 PM (Xu6d3)

213 But what about Palin? I'm still waiting, dude.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 06, 2010 03:47 PM (w9bVp)

214 Yeah well, that's what you get for knocking up our sister anyway.

Posted by: The Troll's Uncle at April 06, 2010 03:47 PM (f7A+e)

215

navy corn, put the vibrator down and let the chicken go.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 03:48 PM (t72+4)

216 "That's a problem; people need to be held accountable for their debts."

Sure, great plan.

If a con banker gives a street derelict a million dollar loan to buy a house, who's going to pay when 10,000 derelicts default? The US taxpayers, because the con bankers are to big to fail. Cons are geniuses.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:49 PM (QMD0d)

217 OT: Big earthquake in Indonesia. Initial reports of 8.0

40 years ago would have been helpful.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 03:50 PM (mHQ7T)

218 You cons are a bunch of cons, you cons. Ha! I win!

Posted by: TrollIsDeadFromTheNeckUp at April 06, 2010 03:50 PM (f7A+e)

219
You do not have a choice of whether to eat or not. So when you get the munchies and have no coin, and you just boost a bunch of shit from the 7-11, the markets end up paying. So prices must be raised on everyone. So everyone should be forced to pay for food insurance. So I don't get all hungry and shit.

Posted by: Cork gun at April 06, 2010 03:53 PM (Oxen1)

220 Hey, why not mandatory food insurance? 99.5% of us need food care a hell of lot more urgently than we need medical care.

Oh shit. I'm giving these retards ideas.

Posted by: iowahawk at April 06, 2010 03:53 PM (veL4N)

221 OT: Texas Attorney General Greg Abbot recently filed a lawsuit against the federal government regarding global warming....Abbott is challenging the Environmental Protection Agency's finding that gases blamed for global warming threaten public safety.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 03:54 PM (yfJ6g)

222 you do not have a choice of being sick or not. And when you become sick, and don't have insurance, the hospitals end up paying. Then they have to pass the cost on to others, the responsible ones, and thus insurance rates are raised. Do you get it?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:40 PM (QMD0d)

Man you would think with everyone out of work we would get some better trolls.

Raygun, what happens when you get sick and don't have insurance is that you pay your bill out of your pocket. If you don't they sue you and garnish your wages. If you declare bankruptcey they take all your stuff and sell it.

The only ones that the hospitals have to eat are the ones that we are going to be paying for anyway whether they have insurance or not.

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 03:54 PM (fwSHf)

223 If a con banker gives a street derelict a million dollar loan to buy a house, who's going to pay when 10,000 derelicts default? The US taxpayers, because the con bankers are to big to fail. Cons are geniuses.

So libbies set up quasi government Fannie-Freddy to "add liquidity to the loan market" we say bad idea, you say American DREAM Dammit!
Then libby fair housing initiatives and groups arm twist banks into risky loans. We say bad idea you say SOCIAL JUSTICE! Market flops, people default, banks fail, we say let them fail, chapter 7 cleanses the soul, you say BAIL OUT! Before the END! Then-you-blame-us? Is that LSD or Shrooms?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 06, 2010 03:54 PM (0q2P7)

224 Trying to educate a dickwad like raygun is like trying to explain a photocopier to a cat. Give it up.

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 03:55 PM (QKKT0)

225 If a con banker gives a street derelict a million dollar loan to buy a house, who's going to pay when 10,000 derelicts default? The US taxpayers, because the con bankers are to big to fail. Cons are geniuses.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:49 PM

When an Obama led ACORN sues the banks to force lending to the derelict, and Bawney Fwank and other leftists force laws on the banks because "owning a home is a right", what did you expect from lefty genius.

Do yourself a favor, come back here when there's a subject you actually know something about. For instance, we'd love to hear about how clean Starbucks keeps their bathrooms

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 03:55 PM (sYxEE)

226 Glenn Beck did an hour show with black conservatives.

Tivo Glenn everyday......

Posted by: non_dhimmie at April 06, 2010 03:55 PM (zACGu)

227 "As I have said for well over a year, it is time that our government and our tax policy begin rewarding entrepreneurship and creativity again. It is time again to inspire positive risks and out-of-the-box thinking in the interest of growing a strong economy and a strong America," Daniels said.

I thought Stormy Daniels was more about in-the-box thinking.

Posted by: stuiec at April 06, 2010 03:55 PM (W+GYq)

228
Hey, why not mandatory food insurance? 99.5% of us need food care a hell of lot more urgently than we need medical care.

Oh shit. I'm giving these retards ideas.

Posted by: iowahawk at April 06, 2010 07:53 PM (veL4N)

Excellent idea. I may just have to buy some stock in Pabst Blue Ribbon, Slim Jim's Cheetos and Twinkies.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 03:56 PM (t72+4)

229 You say "conservative opposition to fascistic compulsory insurance purchases"
And I say CON!
You say "unsustainable budget-nuking entitlement program that will collapse the country before it can ever possibly be fully implemented"
And I say CON!

"COMPULSORY INSURANCE OR PRISON SENTENCES!"
CON!
"POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC LIBERAL ILLITERACY THAT WILL LEAD TO THE DEATHS OF COUNTLESS PEOPLE!"
CON!

LET'S CALL TEH WHOLE THING OFF.
_{And go back to Uncle-fucking.}

Posted by: The War Between the Braindead Trolls at April 06, 2010 03:57 PM (IfqqE)

230

Y'all ninjas postin' on a troll thread.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 03:57 PM (t72+4)

231 Food is cheap you idiots. Fixing cars and health care is not.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 03:57 PM (QMD0d)

232 229 Trying to educate a dickwad like raygun is like trying to explain a photocopier to a cat. Give it up. Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 07:55 PM

Step on the print button, lie down on the glass when my owner wants to copy something. Please give us credit for being smarter than an Axeltroll

Posted by: teh kittehs at April 06, 2010 03:57 PM (sYxEE)

233 221

BrainDead, do you you know that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac get unlimited bailout money? Do you know the US taxpayer is on the hook for $5 trillion in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac debt? Finally, was the Congressman who made the following comment a conservative?

According to a NYT article September 11th, 2003, this quote was in regard to a Bush Administration proposal to reform Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

"These two entities -- Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- are not facing any kind of financial crisis,'' said Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts, the ranking Democrat on the Financial Services Committee. ''The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.''

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 03:58 PM (mHQ7T)

234 In a perfect world RayGun would write buggy software for erg's telecom firm, which would drive Honest Cloud crazy while he trys to cook the books. The resultant circular email jerkathon would cause them to melt down into a steamy pile of crazy butter, much like those tigers in Little Black Victim-Of-PC, and we wouldn't have to babysit them anymore. If one of them ran over Paulie C. when he wandered up to squeegee their windshield that would be karmic gravy.

You can say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 06, 2010 03:58 PM (2PTT7)

235

I just read that 90% of the population of the USA goes to bed hungry every night. Sorry I don't have a link.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 03:58 PM (Xu6d3)

236
Food is cheap you idiots. Fixing cars and health care is not.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:57 PM (QMD0d)

Food is always cheap when momz is payin' for it.

Posted by: blzr at April 06, 2010 03:58 PM (t72+4)

237 What hurts more is them knowing that even blacks that do agree with Obama don't get their news from the AP anymore.

Posted by: Roy at April 06, 2010 04:00 PM (i08Ig)

238

So libbies set up quasi government Fannie-Freddy to "add liquidity to the loan market" we say bad idea, you say American DREAM Dammit!

And Jamie Gorelick managed to make 26 million dollars off it. Freddy and Fannie is where good liberal tools are sent to get rich. It's their reward, their "dream".

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:00 PM (jStyq)

239 Food is cheap you idiots

Compared to the actual cost of my annual medical expenses, food is easily worth two three maybe even four times as much. Don't visit the old budget book to often do you?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 06, 2010 04:00 PM (0q2P7)

240 "what's Google?"

It's that shoulder thing that goes up...

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 06, 2010 04:01 PM (2oOmn)

241 RayGun is dead simple cons. His ideas were right for the times, but the times have changed. Be a progressive. Live, learn and adapt. Quit living in the stone ages.

Our fore fathers were not right about everything, nor was your familial father, nor is your father in heaven. Get over your father fetish, fetid cons.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:01 PM (QMD0d)

242 I've always thought it disgusting that black people are practically required to think a certain way. We're all free people, we should be able to think as we so choose.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (yfJ6g)

243 If a con banker gives a street derelict a million dollar loan to buy a house, who's going to pay when 10,000 derelicts default? The US taxpayers, because the con bankers are to big to fail. Cons are geniuses.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:49 PM (QMD0d)

It isn't "cons" who are continuing to prop up Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac with tax dollars you fucking imbecile. Without loan guarantees from Fannie and Freddy the bankers wouldn't be making such loans you fucking imbecile.

You can allways tell which trolls are total fucking idjits by their use of the word "con".

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (IoUF1)

244 Food is cheap you idiots. Fixing cars and health care is not.

Actually, Obama is going to make doughnuts out of Medicare patients and close up the hole with expensive fetuses.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (mHQ7T)

245

And Jamie Gorelick managed to make 26 million dollars off it. Freddy and Fannie is where good liberal tools are sent to get rich. It's their reward, their "dream".

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 08:00 PM (jStyq)

We should really do something about that, but we're too busy-Making It Rain !

Posted by: The RNC at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (t72+4)

246 I just read that 90% of the population of the USA goes to bed hungry every night.

Bullshit

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (d88g9)

247 FUCBACK, why aren't the cons whining about being forced to buy auto insurance?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:31 PM (QMD0d)

Because you addled fuck, no one is required to drive a car by law. Thanks to you, and every other shitbrained fucking parasite like you, we now are forced by the federal government to buy whatever level of insurance they deem appropriate. are you with me so far here? the fact that you seem to think that car insurance, and this mandate by the feds are the same thing, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are a seriously dumb fuck.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (erIg9)

248 Our fore fathers were not right about everything, nor was your familial father, nor is your father in heaven. Get over your father fetish, fetid cons.

OooooooooooooKay..........(backs away slowly)

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (2PTT7)

249 They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms, and are used to having to defend their values.

Because, of course, they're not actually black. Somewhere in the past, Tom Jefferson's jism got into their grandmas, and we all know how that works out.

See, a boy needs to know his place, and that boy's place is back on the plantation what raised him.

But you all know how those people are.

Fuckin' racist teabaggers make me sick.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 06, 2010 04:02 PM (G5Coj)

250 236 Food is cheap you idiots. Fixing cars and health care is not.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:57 PM

Yeh, food is cheap when it's mommy's refrigerator you're raiding.

As for fixing cars and health care, you've shown that you parrot talking points and when it comes to cars and medicine, you don't know a spark plug from a rectal thermometer

Posted by: teh kittehs at April 06, 2010 04:03 PM (sYxEE)

251 The smell of trolls sweating fear and desperation has lately become effusive. Bleach is the only answer. That, and flamethrowers.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (AZGON)

252 Hey Blazer. When will they figure it out?

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (Xu6d3)

253 I've always thought it disgusting that black people are practically required to think a certain way. We're all free people, we should be able to think as we so choose.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 08:02 PM (yfJ6g)

Democrats have controlled black people for a very long time. They used to buy and sell them, now they just keep them in the inner city and give them enough to survive until the next election.

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (fwSHf)

254 I don't have optical insurance. My child needs glasses. How should I handle that?

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (jStyq)

255 I just read that 90% of the population of the USA goes to bed hungry every night.

God spoke to me and he said "Verily, I'm making pigs as fast as I can. Dick."

True fact.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (G5Coj)

256 Speaking of getting over father fetishes, I really need to get over mine. Because I find myself having to jack off and finger my asshole when I think about all the times my father molested me. It makes me HAWT!

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (IoUF1)

257 Get over your father fetish, fetid cons.

Note the more vile insults, and meaningless 'you guys are wrong' statement when his thimbleful of rational thought is expended.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (0q2P7)

258 you don't know a spark plug from a rectal thermometer

Made for big fun when he wandered into the tune-up bay, boy howdy!

Posted by: Mr. Goodwrench at April 06, 2010 04:04 PM (2PTT7)

259

I just read that 90% of the population of the USA goes to bed hungry every night.

So all of the dollar menus that just about every fast-food restaurant has added is an epic failure?

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 04:05 PM (t72+4)

260 246 Someone is quite angry at their father, I take it. Or is it some kind of Oedipal complex?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:05 PM (yfJ6g)

261 Dag, glasses, 500 bucks. No big deal.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:05 PM (QMD0d)

262 Hey gun go back to daddy Axelrod's website and come back with more canned arguments, we'll be here.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 06, 2010 04:06 PM (0q2P7)

263 I once took in a prostitute. Does that make me a god?

No that makes you go to a doctor 3 days later for antibiotics.

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 04:07 PM (QuP9W)

264 195 Vile, regarding "You have a choice as to whether you want to drive a car.", you do not have a choice of being sick or not. And when you become sick, and don't have insurance, the hospitals end up paying. Then they have to pass the cost on to others, the responsible ones, and thus insurance rates are raised. Do you get it?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 07:40 PM (QMD0d)

Hey look, it's another bullshit argument from a brain dead libtard. Why don't they have insurance? Too busy making sure they have the latest coach handbags? Hot morning coffee from starbucks? the latest lexus every single year? it's called priorities. instead of ponying up the bucks for an insurance plan, they'd rather have the toys. and let me just disabuse your ignorant ass on what I'm sure is your next fucked up argument, OMG TEH PO PEEPLES. yep, there are people out there without a lot of money. this is why we have this amazing plan called medicare/medicaid. if they aren't on that, it's because they're too fucking lazy to get up off their fat fucking asses and enroll.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 04:07 PM (erIg9)

265 259 Democrats have controlled black people for a very long time. They used to buy and sell them, now they just keep them in the inner city and give them enough to survive until the next election.

I know, & it makes me sick. They're supposedly the tolerant ones who care for the average Joe, too. Right is wrong, up is down, good is evil....

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:07 PM (yfJ6g)

266
Hey Blazer. When will they figure it out?

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 08:04 PM (Xu6d3)

Evidently, they havent been paying attention. I figured it out last week. Like the man said, "Google is your friend". However, the word is mum, I'm having as much fun as he is.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 04:08 PM (t72+4)

267 Dag, glasses, 500 bucks. No big deal.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 08:05 PM (QMD0d)

Especially since the insurance is free. Oh, it's not free, you mean it cost more that the fricking glasses? How could that happen?

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 04:08 PM (fwSHf)

268 Our fore fathers were not right about everything, nor was your familial father, nor is your father in heaven. Get over your father fetish, fetid cons.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 08:01 PM

My foreskin is fetid, come and satisfy your father fetish and clean it off. Besides, buying all those Crispy Cremes you eat in the basement aint cheap.

Posted by: RayGunsFatherIsHorny at April 06, 2010 04:08 PM (sYxEE)

269 I know, let's just print tons of money to pay for this medical and food and housing stuff. It's a great African tradition, like Kwanzaa.

Posted by: Robert Mugabe, informal assistant to B. Hussein Obama at April 06, 2010 04:09 PM (AZGON)

270 Dag, glasses, 500 bucks. No big deal.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 08:05 PM (QMD0d)

Raygun, clue, 5 bucks in late fees at the library.

It would be gratuitous of me to add "Go fuck yourself you worthless sack of unemployed, uneducated, self flagellating shit what masturbates on Stalin pictures", so I won't.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 06, 2010 04:09 PM (G5Coj)

271 #269

Which is why watching Skinemax is safer...and cleaner!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:09 PM (c0A3e)

272 MTM, took a quick look at your site. You seem a little long winded but I'll come visit soon. Aren't you excited?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:09 PM (QMD0d)

273

It would be gratuitous of me to add "Go fuck yourself you worthless sack of unemployed, uneducated, self flagellating shit what masturbates on Stalin pictures", so I won't.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 06, 2010 08:09 PM (G5Coj)

yeah but morg, I like reading that, won't you please think of the other Morons?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 04:10 PM (erIg9)

274 Cons = Teabaggers. Your all the same. How many congressmen are black?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 06:37 PM (QMD0d)

YOU'RE are real genius

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 06, 2010 04:10 PM (loQq3)

275 Hey RayGun. Aren't you the troll that was complaining about having such big moobs a while back?

Posted by: Soona' at April 06, 2010 04:10 PM (IQtPa)

276 267 No no. That's not fair. Some people have optical insurance. I know because the doctor asked me if I had any. It's not fair that I would have to pay $130 dollars for the exam, $205 dollars for the glasses and $100 for the contacts and solution when other people don't have to pay. I think they should just give me the glasses and the doctor should work for free. They should pass a law.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:10 PM (jStyq)

277 273 Dag, glasses, 500 bucks. No big deal.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 08:05 PM

No big deal for him, he's still on my insurance plan. Fuckin' little bastard won't go out and look for a job though, cuts into his precious basement time. I knew I shoulda given his daddy a blowjob instead

Posted by: RayGunsMommyPaysTheBills at April 06, 2010 04:12 PM (sYxEE)

278 Hey RayGun. Aren't you the troll that was complaining about having such big moobs a while back?

I don't think he was complaining, I think he was boasting. Eeeeeeeeeshhh.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 06, 2010 04:12 PM (2PTT7)

279 _{Yeaa.....Trolls......You'll up my readership to six.}

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 06, 2010 04:13 PM (0q2P7)

280

yeah but morg, I like reading that, won't you please think of the other Morons?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 08:10 PM (erIg9)

This isn't about you, Uncle. While mentioning that Raygun has the educational level of turtle soup, the ability to communicate of a newly-purchased straw of Holstein semen, and the intellectual curiosity of the corrugated cardboard casket that his cheap ass bought to cremate his own grandfather in might amuse you, it is most certainly not about you. Sir.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 06, 2010 04:13 PM (G5Coj)

281 Food is cheap. Glasses are expensive. Not fair.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:14 PM (jStyq)

282 Know what's scary? They could actually end up commanding a halfwit like our troll to go to medical school, so as to provide us with the medical care we require.

Oh, and to be paid an amount equivalent to a bus driver. As they did in the USSR.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 04:14 PM (BFqyO)

283 dag, I have optical insurance. WTF? My glasses are not paid for by the insurance. But if I need emergency eye surgery it is. Which I almost needed recently, from reading con blogs :-)

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:15 PM (QMD0d)

284 It's people like RayGun who make young students look twice at medical school. A friend of the family is about the start his sophomore yr, & he's most likely changing majors. Why go to school for 8yrs + all the other work involved if someone is going to regulate you to death & people think you're evil for earning money?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:15 PM (yfJ6g)

285 My foreskin is fetid, come and satisfy your father fetish and clean it off.

Posted by: RayGunsFatherIsHorny at April 06, 2010 08:08 PM (sYxEE)

Does that mean your penis is old, uncircumcised and smells like cheese? That is kind of what I expected, assuming that one who can't think for himself also has difficulty with basic hygiene, but thanks for sharing. Excuse me while I go bleach my brain.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 04:16 PM (mHQ7T)

286 Hey, I'm a bus driver. I didn't like that at all.

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan at April 06, 2010 04:16 PM (Xu6d3)

287

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 06, 2010 08:13 PM (G5Coj)

yeah but I enjoy you ripping him a new orifice. it isn't much, but then I ask for so little

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 04:16 PM (erIg9)

288 But if I need emergency eye surgery it is. Which I almost needed recently, from reading con blogs :-)

Twasn't "con blogs" lad. I've explained this to ye before....

Posted by: Fr. Murphy at April 06, 2010 04:17 PM (G5Coj)

289

How many congressmen are black?

Enough to have a caucus and not attract derisive comments while walking across the lawn for the first time ever to vote. Or enough to include Cynthia McKinney in their ranks shouting Fuck the USA. Seems like enough.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:17 PM (jStyq)

290
Know what's scary? They could actually end up commanding a halfwit like our troll to go to medical school, so as to provide us with the medical care we require.

Oh, and to be paid an amount equivalent to a bus driver. As they did in the USSR.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 08:14 PM (BFqyO)

Bus drivers here in the U.S make a handsome salary and a lot are in unions. I think what you meant to say was equivalent to a rickshaw driver in India.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 04:17 PM (t72+4)

291 I just read that 90% of the population of the USA goes to bed hungry every night.

Dieting is a popular hobby this time of year.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 06, 2010 04:18 PM (OkT2m)

292 Hey, I'm a bus driver. I didn't like that at all.

Well, we could always require you to complete four years of medical school plus a residency, just to make things fair.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 04:18 PM (BFqyO)

293 Father fetish? Gee, you look at Obummer, and he seems to be all about Daddy issues himself.

Posted by: crowsting at April 06, 2010 04:18 PM (hhFO0)

294 290 It's people like RayGun who make young students look twice at medical school. A friend of the family is about the start his sophomore yr, & he's most likely changing majors. Why go to school for 8yrs + all the other work involved if someone is going to regulate you to death & people think you're evil for earning money?

I agree with all that. And remember Obamacare is going to try to entice people with free college and then dictate their payments, basically gov't slavery.

But guys, you know RayGun's a bored ncj, right? This is just iron sharpening iron, correct?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:18 PM (c0A3e)

295 283 273 I see what you did there.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:19 PM (yfJ6g)

296 Bus drivers here in the U.S make a handsome salary and a lot are in unions. I think what you meant to say was equivalent to a rickshaw driver in India.

And who says this is not a Worker's Paradise?

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 04:20 PM (BFqyO)

297 Gotta cut in here. The real reason RayGunIsDead almost needed emergency eye surgery was because his father had somehow poked RayGunIsDead in his left eye with his penis. I was going to report it to DSS, but since RayGunIsDead is no longer a minor (well into his late 20s, actually, and still living at home), I really couldn't do anything about it.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead's Opthomalogist at April 06, 2010 04:20 PM (h1Nof)

298 294 As long as it's fair. When all the wealth is redistributed it will be fair and everyone will be insured. I'm sure it will cost me more than $500/year but it's the fairness that matters.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:20 PM (jStyq)

299 301 290That's not his hash, though, is it? Though yours isn't your usual, either.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:20 PM (yfJ6g)

300

They've been called Oreos, traitors and Uncle Toms, and are used to having to defend their values.

They conveniently omitted the source of the black tea partiers' frustrations:

WHO is calling them those names? and

WHO is assaulting their values?

chirp...chirp...chirp

Posted by: Stillwater at April 06, 2010 04:21 PM (qUdDE)

301 But guys, you know RayGun's a bored ncj, right?

Well, I hope his boredom was alleviated, because he really managed to foul the bed here.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 06, 2010 04:22 PM (554T5)

302 306 301 290That's not his hash, though, is it? Though yours isn't your usual, either.

Yeah, I dunno what's up with that. My ISP got "reset" a few days ago, so that's probably the culprit.

RayGuy was "njc" last night on the ONT, if you search for the hash.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:22 PM (c0A3e)

303
But guys, you know RayGun's a bored ncj, right? This is just iron sharpening iron, correct?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 08:18 PM (c0A3e)

I'm pretty sure its him, hell he kind of admitted it was him , but it could also be GiS, who made a bet with a liberal to "go liberal for a month" and visit left-wing sites and troll conservative blogs with a liberal frame of mind.

I just hope the experiment didnt work too well and is reversible.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 04:22 PM (t72+4)

304 In my professional opinion the PC/Paulie/Raygun individual is a youngish person of the White race, ashamed of his family, in perceived status and position, and not breast-fed nearly long enough. He is still quite enraged at his Mother and has deep-seated feelings of rejection and inadequacy. That will be 275 bucks, motherfucker. I don't take Medicare.

Posted by: Sigusmund Schlomo Freud, Dr. med. at April 06, 2010 04:24 PM (w9bVp)

305 Is this a hijacked by Raygun thread?

Or is it thread nip?

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 06, 2010 04:24 PM (e9JZd)

306 Raygun=njc=walter=bored programmer in Washington state waiting for his latest opus to blow up for the 14th time during testing. Just a chew toy.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 06, 2010 04:24 PM (2PTT7)

307 #310 I'm pretty sure its him, hell he kind of admitted it was him , but it could also be GiS, who made a bet with a liberal to "go liberal for a month" and visit left-wing sites and troll conservative blogs with a liberal frame of mind.

I just hope the experiment didnt work too well and is reversible.

Good point. I'd probably break mentally (more than I am now, lol) if I had to perform that bet.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:24 PM (c0A3e)

308 O/T: "Magnitude 5.3 - GREENLAND SEA"
USGS show you this odd map on the way to the 5.3 info.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 04:25 PM (p302b)

309 Black conservatives are an illegitimate minority.

Kind of like our President.

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 04:25 PM (BFqyO)

310

Is this what happens when the Cubbies lose for ncj?

Go full on retard troll?

Oh it's going to be a long season!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 06, 2010 04:26 PM (m26VG)

311 Dag, I pay around 500 plus every time I buy glasses. But I could go to Cosco and buy the best they have for 175.00. Your call. I love Costco, a real company, providing real wages, and growing like Mad Men. But I will buy my next glasses, this week, at my local opticians

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:26 PM (QMD0d)

312 In another life I taught Economics.

Economist are analytical, they really don't give a shit about anything if it something that can not be proved by FACTS. No bias here.

FACTS.

What makes Economist different from other social scientists? Money.

It is the only social science that can prove right or wrong theories. Well some. Liberals want to ignore money.

So not hiring Blacks was done for one reason, it was a cheap way to do a entry test. Since most Blacks had an inferior education, small businesses simply didn't hire them. They couldn't afford to sort out whether or not the applicant was smart or not.

They were Black, the odds are they had an inferior education or more, and they were excluded.

It was an educated decision, made with little cost to the business.

Now, Blacks suffer from the opposite selection. Businesses want to hire them, but they don't want to take the risk of "I'll sue you if I get fired or not promoted" problem.

What do you do if it's your money?

This is a problem will not go away for a long while or until the courts return to a color blind system.

Posted by: Kemp at April 06, 2010 04:28 PM (2+9Yx)

313 "Raygun=njc=walter=bored programmer in Washington state"

3/4s right.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:29 PM (QMD0d)

314 Raygun=njc=walter=bored programmer in Washington state waiting for his latest opus to blow up for the 14th time during testing. Just a chew toy.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 06, 2010 08:24 PM (2PTT7)

Shit, can't he just read an informative article or a book like a normal person?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 04:30 PM (mHQ7T)

315
That's not his hash, though, is it? Though yours isn't your usual, either.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 08:20 PM (yfJ6g)

Your hash changes depending on what access point you're using. Keep in mind, ncj is a Hawaiian cab driver and if he has a lap-top, I'm sure he comes across hundreds if not thousands of free Wi-Fi access points during his trips.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 04:30 PM (t72+4)

316 Shit, can't he just read an informative article or a book like a normal person?

I believe I've identified the problem with your proposal.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 06, 2010 04:31 PM (2PTT7)

317 JavaJoe, do you program in Java?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 04:32 PM (QMD0d)

318 But if I need emergency eye surgery it is. Which I almost needed recently, from reading con blogs :-) Dangerous and voluntary recreational activity. Claim denied. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Acme Medical Insurance Co. at April 06, 2010 04:32 PM (9Lm5R)

319

"Raygun=njc=walter=bored programmer in Washington state"

Change Washington to Haavaaii and you will be correct.

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan at April 06, 2010 04:32 PM (Xu6d3)

320 This is a problem will not go away for a long while or until the courts return to a color blind system.

Posted by: Kemp at April 06, 2010 08:28 PM (2+9Yx)

Kemp, it's not just the courts. The whole media concept that if you disagree with a black man you are racist has set back race relations in this country 50 years or more. Why take the chance?

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 04:32 PM (fwSHf)

321

I'm being sarcastic, you all understand that right? It was pricier this time because he wanted contacts. This son doesn't need orthodontics so I don't fret his glasses/contacts. I could by a rider on my dental that would cover optical but it's not worth it.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:33 PM (jStyq)

322 316 O/T: "Magnitude 5.3 - GREENLAND SEA"
USGS show you this odd map on the way to the 5.3 info.

I think the bigger the block, the larger the magnitude. But that's a aftershock. So much movement between all those plates. What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:33 PM (yfJ6g)

323 #322 Shit, can't he just read an informative article or a book like a normal person?

Or look at Skinemax clips? That mellows one out...usually.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:33 PM (c0A3e)

324 Raygunisdead are you dead?

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 06, 2010 04:34 PM (e9JZd)

325

Your hash changes depending on what access point you're using.

Hm. I use broadband wireless because I live out in the country and my IP address changes every time I log off/on. Same concept?

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 04:34 PM (fFCLX)

326 #330 I think the bigger the block, the larger the magnitude. But that's a aftershock. So much movement between all those plates. What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Gaia and Perses falling from Mt Olympus?

/They deserved it. Seriously, I haven't a clue, but then again, what constitutes "normal activity"?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:35 PM (c0A3e)

327

What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Maybe whoever theorized Â“the poles are shiftingÂ” the other night is correct?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 06, 2010 04:35 PM (RZ8pf)

328

What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Global warming?

Posted by: Al Gore at April 06, 2010 04:35 PM (Xu6d3)

329 323 Your hash changes depending on what access point you're using. Keep in mind, ncj is a Hawaiian cab driver and if he has a lap-top, I'm sure he comes across hundreds if not thousands of free Wi-Fi access points during his trips.

That is true, Blazer, I forgot about that. He must be bored today. Perhaps I should troll sometime.... Nah. You guys would kill me.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:36 PM (yfJ6g)

330 So much movement between all those plates. What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 08:33 PM (yfJ6g)

The recession has caused a build up of too much oil in the ground and it's lubing the plates making them go all crazy. We need to start drilling now or we are going to die!

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 04:36 PM (fwSHf)

331

They conveniently omitted the source of the black tea partiers' frustrations:

WHO is calling them those names? and

WHO is assaulting their values?

Their fellow racist teabaggers...who else would?

Posted by: Typical Obama Voter at April 06, 2010 04:36 PM (OkT2m)

332 So much movement between all those plates. What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Well, we've been pretty busy lately.

Posted by: Founding Fathers Rolling In Their Graves at April 06, 2010 04:37 PM (IfqqE)

333 I can understand being bored, but after the 10th or 20th faux-troll thread....that shit gets old, brother.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2010 04:37 PM (9Lm5R)

334 What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

The Earth has a fever.

Or it could be better seismic data input.

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 06, 2010 04:37 PM (e9JZd)

335 "330 316 O/T: "Magnitude 5.3 - GREENLAND SEA"
USGS show you this odd map on the way to the 5.3 info.

I think the bigger the block, the larger the magnitude. But that's a aftershock. So much movement between all those plates. What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 08:33 PM (yfJ6g)"

Makes you wonder. Someone on here was very knowledgeable about this stuff. I remember them saying that yellow stone was going to have a lot of quakes and they are having quite a few lately.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 04:37 PM (p302b)

336 333 Hm. I use broadband wireless because I live out in the country and my IP address changes every time I log off/on. Same concept?

Mine only changes with computer.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:38 PM (yfJ6g)

337 332 Raygunisdead are you dead?

Was he ever really alive?

Posted by: The War Between the Braindead Trolls at April 06, 2010 04:38 PM (IfqqE)

338 #335 Maybe whoever theorized Â“the poles are shiftingÂ” the other night is correct?

Magnetic "north" and "south" are shifting (some think they might actually flip, which hasn't happened when man's on the earth), but how would that affect tectonics?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:38 PM (c0A3e)

339 336 I heard on the radio today that an earthquake was like a table of billiard balls. One hits another. One quake may cause another. I have no idea if this is right or how good the analogy is--like I said it was "con" radio info--at least more reliable than Air America. oh, that's right....

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:38 PM (jStyq)

340

SiM, My son picked up Charlie for me today. She's 4 years old. She's now a member of the family. Don't ask me why they named a female dog Charlie. http://tinypic.com/r/2dgrknd/5

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at April 06, 2010 04:40 PM (YVZlY)

341

I've been to two tea parties in OKC and both of them had black speakers at the podium. Considering how white Oklahoma is that's got to be some kind of double secret racism.

This AP article isn't just mentioning slanders against brown people, it's making suggestions on what to call people who wander off the Democratic reservation.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 06, 2010 04:40 PM (k2Rnj)

342
I think the bigger the block, the larger the magnitude. But that's a aftershock. So much movement between all those plates. What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 08:33 PM (yfJ6g)

There was an article I read last year in the Daily Mail by a scientist who was predicting this would happen. The Arctic is a strange place for large earthquakes.

I'll link it if I can find it, but trust me, you dont want to know.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 04:41 PM (t72+4)

343 This has lots of charts about plate tectonics. If my understanding is correct, the larger earthquakes are happening in 4 major plates that are all next to each other.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2010 04:42 PM (yfJ6g)

344 @349

She's a cutie.

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 04:42 PM (QuP9W)

345 #352.

Gasp, only chaos!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:42 PM (c0A3e)

346

What is happening to cause so much activity this yr?

Tidal forces. The suns and moons and stars are beginning to align, foreshadowing the destruction of Earth and everything we know! The Mayans were right!

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 04:44 PM (fFCLX)

347 Oh by the way, folks, we're going to be shutting down the power indefinitely for everyone who doesn't carry utility insurance. We're going to do our best to be sure women and minorities are hardest hit!

Posted by: Con Edison at April 06, 2010 04:44 PM (IfqqE)

348

yo, this tea party/race thingie is boring

you think the libs could actually dig up some dirt to try to make something stick

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 06, 2010 04:44 PM (gg4j2)

349 Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at April 06, 2010 08:40 PM (YVZlY)

*commence girly squealing* So cute!

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 04:44 PM (gofDd)

350 Charlie, short for Charlene.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2010 04:45 PM (9Lm5R)

351 353 @349

She's a cutie.

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 08:42 PM (QuP9W)

Thanks. She's a really sweet, laid-back disposition. Perfect for me and my situation.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at April 06, 2010 04:45 PM (YVZlY)

352 #355 Tidal forces. The suns and moons and stars are beginning to align, foreshadowing the destruction of Earth and everything we know! The Mayans were right!

Finally...it's about damn time.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:45 PM (c0A3e)

353

But guys, you know RayGun's a bored ncj, right? This is just iron sharpening iron, correct?

wtf over?

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 06, 2010 04:46 PM (gg4j2)

354

Awesome. Volker says raise taxes and add VAT to get the deficit under control.

Change you can believe in

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 04:47 PM (jStyq)

355 She's a cutie.

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 08:42 PM (QuP9W)

Thanks. She's a really sweet, laid-back disposition. Perfect for me and my situation.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent

Does she snore?

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 04:47 PM (QuP9W)

356

349 I love her!!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 06, 2010 04:47 PM (m26VG)

357

yo, this tea party/race thingie is boring

I hope you took a shower after all the havoc you caused.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 04:48 PM (Xu6d3)

358

318 Is this what happens when the Cubbies lose for ncj?

HEATHEN!!

and no, i'm not this raygun fool although i may have to start arund 200 instead of 300 it seems

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 06, 2010 04:48 PM (gg4j2)

359 *commence girly squealing*

I am so TOTALLY allergic to that.

Posted by: Robert Pattinson at April 06, 2010 04:49 PM (IfqqE)

360 #363

I just saw that on Drudge. The link.
Volcker: Taxes likely to rise eventually to tame deficit

/Fuck you, Volcker. Reagan would be ashamed of you.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:50 PM (c0A3e)

361 So it WASN'T ncj.....dude, I apologize for all the nasty things I was thinking but didn't say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2010 04:50 PM (9Lm5R)

362 363

Awesome. Volker says raise taxes and add VAT to get the deficit under control.

"Fear not this mess we have created!"

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 04:50 PM (IfqqE)

363
So it WASN'T ncj.....dude, I apologize for all the nasty things I was thinking but didn't say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2010 08:50 PM (9Lm5R)

Or it could just be ncj fucking with us, yet again by pretending that wasnt him.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 04:52 PM (t72+4)

364 I vote with Blazer.

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 04:52 PM (QuP9W)

365

nah, its all good

there was a time when my hashes did change all the time because i used a sprint mobile card but now i use the modem at home and my htc when driving so in the car its ncj on the htc

plus i had some trolling fun for a couple weeks back so i guess i deserve it

nah, its because i'm black

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 06, 2010 04:53 PM (gg4j2)

366 http://bit.ly/cfZQG4

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 04:54 PM (BFqyO)

367 #349

Cool dog. What is she?

/Charlie can be a female name, right? Or did I just see women Charlies on Skinemax flicks?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 04:54 PM (c0A3e)

368 Volker says raise taxes and add VAT to get the deficit under control.

Because that'll work! *facepalm*

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 04:54 PM (gofDd)

369 Since everyone on the planet traces back to at least one of the 'out of Africa' emigrations that led to the near ubiquity of the human race, it would be more accurate to observe that ALL tea baggers are black. And, of course, that Geo. Washington was the first black president. All that aside, stupid is color blind.

Posted by: Shooter at April 06, 2010 04:54 PM (zfRju)

370 If the magnetic poles shifted wouldn't we fall off the earth?

And it could be that the Mayans got tired of writing and figured 2012 was far enough out to go for now.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 04:54 PM (p302b)

371 Charlie = Charlotte

Posted by: mpfs at April 06, 2010 04:54 PM (QuP9W)

372 Charlie = Charlize?

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 04:55 PM (d88g9)

373 369

So what's the problem? They're just going to stick it to the fat cat bankers and CEOs, with all those "excess profits," right?

Posted by: Winston Smith, Lotus Eater at April 06, 2010 04:56 PM (BFqyO)

374

If the magnetic poles shifted wouldn't we fall off the earth?

No. We would just rename the poles.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 04:56 PM (Xu6d3)

375 All those earthquakes must be caused by something.

I mean, something other than what we always assumed since the plate tectonics theory.

I think it's global warming, or climate change, or something like that. As proof, I ask you, what else could it possibly be?

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Consarned Terill at April 06, 2010 04:56 PM (9b6FB)

376 How much more can they raise taxes till people just refuse to pay anymore. As it is some people are paying in excess of 50% of their income in town, city, state and federal taxes.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 04:56 PM (p302b)

377 rename the poles

East Pole and West Pole

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 04:57 PM (d88g9)

378

If the magnetic poles shifted wouldn't we fall off the earth?

No, all the islands would capsize though

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 04:58 PM (fwSHf)

379

"Since everyone on the planet traces back to at least one of the 'out of Africa' emigrations that led to the near ubiquity of the human race..."

Africans don't trace back. Only non-Africans can be traced back to the migration. That's why there's greater genetic diversity within Africa than outside of it.

And believe it or not, mitochondrial DNA studies indicate that all of the world's present non-Africans are decended from the same group of probably less than 200 individuals who left Africa about 50,000 years ago. Wild.

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 04:59 PM (QKKT0)

380 How much more can they raise taxes till people just refuse to pay anymore. As it is some people are paying in excess of 50% of their income in town, city, state and federal taxes.

Ask the people who were around during Carter. My parents remember when the interest on a home loan was 24%.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 04:59 PM (gofDd)

381
If the magnetic poles shifted wouldn't we fall off the earth?

And it could be that the Mayans got tired of writing and figured 2012 was far enough out to go for now.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 08:54 PM (p302b)

It could also be that the LHC spawned a blackhole that is devouring the earth from within and is putting immense pressure on the crust above causing more and more earthquakes in more and more unlikely places as it grows.

That was the gist of the article I saw last year that I mentioned above, but cant find.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:00 PM (t72+4)

382

East Pole and West Pole

I was thinking more like NSW pole and ENS pole. Things will be really screwed up.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 05:00 PM (Xu6d3)

383 385 How much more can they raise taxes till people just refuse to pay anymore. As it is some people are paying in excess of 50% of their income in town, city, state and federal taxes.

"Going Galt" is an option.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 05:01 PM (c0A3e)

384

We let 200 get away?

Posted by: Kunta Kintay at April 06, 2010 05:04 PM (fwSHf)

385 How much more can they raise taxes till people just refuse to pay anymore. As it is some people are paying in excess of 50% of their income in town, city, state and federal taxes.

"Going Galt" is an option.

---------------------------------------

"Pay me in cash" will be the new reality of everything.

Posted by: Consarned Terill at April 06, 2010 05:04 PM (9b6FB)

386

Tidal forces. The suns and moons and stars are beginning to align, foreshadowing the destruction of Earth and everything we know! The Mayans were right!

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 08:44 PM (fFCLX)

You can't trust those crazy assed Mayans. One minute they're divining the future using arcane methodologies, enemy skulls full of pig entrails, and performing early cosmology on the flayed skins of virgin sacrifices. The next, they're worshiping a head of cabbage named Ralph. You can believe that shit if you want to, me, I'm going with the tried and true rolling of the bones.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 05:04 PM (erIg9)

387 If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 05:06 PM (fwSHf)

388

So - the tea party is still mostly white. Kinda like MSNBC news anchors are all white? Like that?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 06, 2010 05:06 PM (r1h5M)

389 Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 09:00 PM (t72+4)

Is the LHC that thing on the swiss border that they keep saying they can't operate cause of the birds?

I was always under the impression that a black hole was in space. I never heard of a black hole inside a planet.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 05:07 PM (p302b)

390 Do you think there are any Mayans in the Tea Party?

Posted by: FatBaldnSassy at April 06, 2010 05:07 PM (Lq9ag)

391

If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

Hey I'm a Mayan and I didn't like that.

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan Wannabe at April 06, 2010 05:07 PM (Xu6d3)

392 I never heard of a black hole inside a planet.

You didn't see the new Star Trek, did you?

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 05:08 PM (d88g9)

393 ""Going Galt" is an option."

Please go. Please move to Texass for any cares. Hire Chuck the Noriss or Sarah the Retard to lead you all to Utopian bliss. We are begging you. The country. You have done enough damage by voting for w, twice.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 05:08 PM (QMD0d)

394

46 "Conservative GOP Senator Defends Pelosi & Knocks Fox News"

Someone should tell that jackass that we are over quote on stupid damn jackasses in this party.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 06, 2010 05:08 PM (r1h5M)

395 "401 I never heard of a black hole inside a planet.

You didn't see the new Star Trek, did you?

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 09:08 PM (d88g9)"

no, I did not, been swamped with work.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 05:09 PM (p302b)

396 As to the mitochondrial DNA thingy, back when I was studying heredity and the statistics there, I remember seeing that a transplanted individual male who reproduces at the (formerly) typical pace of three to five kids, only takes about 500 years to have his DNA markers show up in a majority of the population in the region.

Also, were all about 20th through 50th cousin from any random person on the planet.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 06, 2010 05:09 PM (9b6FB)

397 Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 09:08 PM (d88g9)

LOL, that was my first thought, too.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 05:10 PM (gofDd)

398 Apparently, they haven't seen us Hispanic folks either. It's so frustrating the way the Dems want to put us all in a convenient category.......I'm female, 1/2 Hispanic, 1/2 white.......I don't put myself into any categories except American!!!

Posted by: MLM411 at April 06, 2010 05:10 PM (Wumkd)

399

nah, its because i'm black

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 06, 2010 08:53 PM (gg4j2)

Could be worse. You could be Irish.

Posted by: Editor at April 06, 2010 05:11 PM (YX6i/)

400

Hey I'm a Mayan and I didn't like that.

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan Wannabe at April 06, 2010 09:07 PM (Xu6d3)

What did you do with the rest of them?

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 05:11 PM (fwSHf)

401 "407 Apparently, they haven't seen us Hispanic folks either. It's so frustrating the way the Dems want to put us all in a convenient category.......I'm female, 1/2 Hispanic, 1/2 white.......I don't put myself into any categories except American!!!

Posted by: MLM411 at April 06, 2010 09:10 PM (Wumkd)"

I really think they want the information about "race" so they can play around with the districts and make sure their guys get elected. Cause really they assume that everyone of the same race thinks the same, which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 05:12 PM (p302b)

402

Oh god...the race crap. If you start hysterically defending yourself against this shit, you're just sinking to their level.

Just tell them to get lost and get our of our wallets and stop using the Constitution as toilet paper.

And most importantly, let them know that you're not fucking around.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 06, 2010 05:13 PM (mAzt7)

403

369 #363

I just saw that on Drudge. The link.
Volcker: Taxes likely to rise eventually to tame deficit

/Fuck you, Volcker. Reagan would be ashamed of you.

We certainly wouldn't want them to stop spending to tame the deficit, would we?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 06, 2010 05:13 PM (r1h5M)

404

What did you do with the rest of them?

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 09:11 PM (fwSHf)

He made Hot Pockets out of them. Duh.

Posted by: Editor at April 06, 2010 05:13 PM (YX6i/)

405 "And most importantly, let them know that you're not fucking around."

Wow TJ, what are you really saying?

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 05:14 PM (QMD0d)

406

Could be worse. You could be Irish.

Posted by: Editor

No nude pics for you!

Posted by: mpfs,Irish-Russian Jew at April 06, 2010 05:14 PM (QuP9W)

407 411

Oh god...the race crap. If you start hysterically defending yourself against this shit, you're just sinking to their level.

You mean we have to give our black people back?

NOOOooooo!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 06, 2010 05:14 PM (r1h5M)

408 wherestherum at April 06, 2010 09:10 PM

I haven't actually seen it either. Well, I saw the Afghan bootleg version, Russian subtitles and all.

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 05:14 PM (d88g9)

409

You can believe that shit if you want to, me, I'm going with the tried and true rolling of the bones.

Okay, you tell Papa Legba that 13 Rabbit ain't too fucking pleased with him horning in on the prognosticating bidness. I'm tired of my truck being turned into a fucking toadstool.

Can't get to work on a toadstool, know what I mean?

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 05:15 PM (fFCLX)

410

What did you do with the rest of them?

WTF. I sacrificed them. Was that wrong?

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan Wannabe at April 06, 2010 05:15 PM (Xu6d3)

411 Batchelor discussing michael steele with "the panel" and the guest is saying that steele has 9 months to go and that you don't replace someone with 9 months to go.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 05:16 PM (p302b)

412 I haven't actually seen it either. Well, I saw the Afghan bootleg version, Russian subtitles and all.

I bet that made it pretty entertaining. We saw a bootleg version of ROTK with subtitles from "Dude Where's My Car?" Yeah, it was a Chinese bootleg.

Posted by: wherestherum at April 06, 2010 05:16 PM (gofDd)

413
How many congressmen are black?

Not quite enough to make congress tip over and capsize, but I am concerned.

Posted by: Dang at April 06, 2010 05:16 PM (UA4gE)

414 Please go. Please move to Texass for any cares.

BrainDead, That is not what "Going Galt" means. Does it hurt to be so stupid?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 05:17 PM (mHQ7T)

415 If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

Mixed with Spanish blood and waiting for work outside your local Home Depot

Posted by: brak at April 06, 2010 05:17 PM (W5NBA)

416

Posted by: Cicero at April 06, 2010 08:59 PM (QKKT0)

The first ABBA concert!

Posted by: TexasJew at April 06, 2010 05:17 PM (mAzt7)

417
Is the LHC that thing on the swiss border that they keep saying they can't operate cause of the birds?

I was always under the impression that a black hole was in space. I never heard of a black hole inside a planet.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 09:07 PM (p302b)

Basically, the LHC will spawn mini-blackholes, the scientists involved in the project already admit that, in fact, its one of the things they hope to achieve. The argument in question involves a group of scientists, one group that is against switching it on and carrying out high electron volt experiments in our own backyard and whether mini-blackholes would actually rapidly dissipate or not concerning Stephen Hawking's theory involving "Hawking Radiation".

Blackholes acrete (grow) wherever they end up and the first place a surviving mini-blackhole would start acreting is at the center of the earth if captured by the earths gravity.

Did I believe this could possibly happen a few years ago? Hell no, I thought the folks against it were a bunch of flat-earth cranks. However, concerning the climate scientists and Climate-Gate, well lets just say, my faith in scientists has since been shaken and I dont know what to believe from them anymore.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:17 PM (t72+4)

418 Margaret Hoover "would like to see Michael do well". I always wonder about her cause she doesn't have the conservative ideas that everyone says she does. They get distracted by the blond.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 05:17 PM (p302b)

419 Whoever was holding the camera in the Russian theater didn't get the concept of zoom. It was kind of like a bad pan-and-scan. Actually, it was like watching the whole movie with the DVD player's zoom up on 3. And it was 4 am too, so that helped.

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 05:17 PM (d88g9)

420 Those Mayans were asking too many questions.

Posted by: Sal Tessio at April 06, 2010 05:19 PM (QKKT0)

421 Dang wins the thread at comment #422, just when you thought it was dying.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 05:19 PM (mHQ7T)

422 And that's even after Iowahawk made a cameo.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 06, 2010 05:20 PM (mHQ7T)

423 How many AP employees are black?

Posted by: SlaveDog at April 06, 2010 05:20 PM (W+E+o)

424 402 ""Going Galt" is an option."

Please go. Please move to Texass for any cares. Hire Chuck the Noriss or Sarah the Retard to lead you all to Utopian bliss. We are begging you. The country. You have done enough damage by voting for w, twice.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 09:08 PM (QMD0d)

You really are a world class retard aren't you. They could make an encyclopedia of your stupidity. It'd be a never ending series.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 05:21 PM (erIg9)

425

it was like watching the whole movie with the DVD player's zoom up on 3.

Most DVD players only go up to 10. Ours goes up to 11. It's one higher.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at April 06, 2010 05:22 PM (QKKT0)

426 401 I never heard of a black hole inside a planet.

You didn't see the new Star Trek, did you?

Posted by: Bomber at April 06, 2010 09:08 PM (d88g9)

I did. That's where I learned that a single star going supernova can wipe out the entire galaxy.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 05:23 PM (IfqqE)

427 "BrainDead, That is not what "Going Galt" means."

JHC, I read Atlas Shrugged, the most boring set of drivel repeated for over 1000 pages, that I am ashamed to admit I actually finished reading. And I do know what you mean. And I wish you would all disappear and let us see how we can live without you.

The rest of the world, has proven they are doing just fine without the cons bible of economic wisdom.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 05:24 PM (QMD0d)

428 Real teabaggers=Democrats.

Posted by: TedKennedyIsDead at April 06, 2010 05:26 PM (wXaPe)

429 #435 I did. That's where I learned that a single star going supernova can wipe out the entire galaxy.

And that you need about a ton of "red matter" to extinguish it.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 05:26 PM (c0A3e)

430 So Kratos.
What's on Skinemax tonight?

Posted by: mpfs,Irish-Russian Jew at April 06, 2010 05:27 PM (QuP9W)

431 Send Spam, Spam, and more Spam.

Posted by: Pelayo at April 06, 2010 05:28 PM (C8qIl)

432

If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

From the looks of things, they're down the street playing soccer....

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 05:28 PM (NtPif)

433

<blockquote>And believe it or not, mitochondrial DNA studies indicate that all of the world's present non-Africans are decended from the same group of probably less than 200 individuals who left Africa about 50,000 years ago. </blockquote>

Left muttering something about "property values?"

Posted by: PaulWellstoneIsDead at April 06, 2010 05:28 PM (wXaPe)

434

my faith in scientists has since been shaken and I dont know what to believe from them anymore.

I don't trust scientists, period. Science itself is based on observations by fallible, arrogant people, therefore it's suspect. For my dollar, plain old-fashioned common sense wins out every time.

Posted by: ErikW at April 06, 2010 05:29 PM (fFCLX)

435
If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

In Hollywood making movies like 2012 and The Happening.

I didnt say they were great producers and directors.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:30 PM (t72+4)

436 The rest of the world, has proven they are doing just fine without the cons bible of economic wisdom.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 09:24 PM (QMD0d)

Just fine, eh? Tell that to the PIIGS in Europe - the ones who will soon pull down their oh-so-powerful economic union. Tell that to the socialist basket cases in Africa. Take a look at Venezuela, an oil rich nation that is running out of power and where food shortages are on the horizon. And soon, even merchantilist China will suffer the mother of all bubbles and implode - empty cities and all.

Central planning fails. Government over-consumption fails. Every time.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 06, 2010 05:30 PM (4nbyM)

437 All those earthquakes must be caused by something.

I mean, something other than what we always assumed since the plate tectonics theory.

Yeah, they're caused by the Marines jumping up and down.

Here's a good Q & A the WaPo published this March:
"Seismic Science: Is number of earthquakes on the rise?"
(For you ADD fuckers, the answer is 'No.')

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 06, 2010 05:30 PM (o8Qz0)

438

What did you do with the rest of them?

He made Hot Pockets out of them. Duh

Posted by: Editor at April 06, 2010 09:13 PM (YX6i/)

Good answer.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 05:31 PM (Xu6d3)

439

420 Batchelor discussing michael steele with "the panel" and the guest is saying that steele has 9 months to go and that you don't replace someone with 9 months to go.

Nice...We can blow the midterms now.

Posted by: IRS at April 06, 2010 05:31 PM (suDMh)

440

If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

From the looks of things, they're down the street playing soccer....

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 09:28 PM (NtPif)

Is it wrong that I just lol'd at that ?

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:31 PM (t72+4)

441 Hat tip to William Amos, as in Amos and Andy? Well played bit of subtle racism you magnicent bastard.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 06, 2010 05:31 PM (4YN/C)

442 438 #435 I did. That's where I learned that a single star going supernova can wipe out the entire galaxy.

And that you need about a ton of "red matter" to extinguish it.

And I thought I was dangerous!

Posted by: The Genesis Device at April 06, 2010 05:32 PM (IfqqE)

443 439 So Kratos.
What's on Skinemax tonight?

Zane's Sex Chronicles at midnight, Co-Ed Confidential at 2:30am,

/I looked since you asked.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 05:33 PM (c0A3e)

444 The rest of the world, has proven they are doing just fine without the cons bible of economic wisdom.
Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 09:24 PM

Tell us the economic wisdom of having a majority of the population sucking on the public tit, draining the tit, and the replacement tits having left town

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 05:33 PM (sYxEE)

445 "I wish you would all disappear and let us see how we can live without you." -- Someone who's smarter than you

"Everyone makes fun of rednecks until they need their car fixed" -- Larry the Cable Guy (who's smarter than you-know-who)

Posted by: K~Bob at April 06, 2010 05:34 PM (9b6FB)

446 Marx's Capital is the unrelenting piece of sophomoric drivel I ever read in my life. Not in its analysis - although its predictions have been falsified - but in its prescriptions. Everyone gets to choose every morning what he will work on that day? Gee, brain surgeon, Hollywood actor, sewage treatment plant worker - I dunno.

Posted by: HowardZinnIsDead at April 06, 2010 05:34 PM (wXaPe)

447 The rest of the world, has proven they are doing just fine without the cons bible of economic wisdom.

Posted by: RayGunIsDead at April 06, 2010 09:24 PM (QMD0d)

really? how's that whole EU thing working out over there? heard the news about greece lately? how bout all those uppity french yutes? you really are a clueless cockholster aren't you. apparently you think that all you fucking parasites will somehow just sponge off of each other, once all of us that are the actual producers kick your worthless asses out of what ever piece of real estate we decide we want. your stupidity is boundless isn't it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 06, 2010 05:34 PM (erIg9)

448 If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

Weren't they in that Willy Wonka movie? The short blokes with the green hair?

Posted by: Doompity Doo at April 06, 2010 05:36 PM (LCipH)

449

Rayloser, Have you read Obama's favorite book? It's called Native Son. It's the opposite of Atlas Shrugged. Enjoy.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 05:36 PM (xYdP6)

450 Man-on-the-street Tea Party poll: tinyurl.com/yhqrg5r

Posted by: Melvin Winter at April 06, 2010 05:36 PM (SvmVa)

451 /Charlie can be a female name, right? Or did I just see women Charlies on Skinemax flicks? According to Hollywood, Charlie is a perfectly valid girl's name. http://tinyurl.com/25jxe

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2010 05:37 PM (9Lm5R)

452 The Mayans. What a collection of butchers - not as bad as the vile Aztecs, but bad enough. Anybody miss them? No? Me either. If only every murder-loving society (coughmuslimscough) could... pass into history... as they did.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 06, 2010 05:38 PM (4nbyM)

453 Zane's Sex Chronicles at midnight, Co-Ed Confidential at 2:30am,

/I looked since you asked and I'm not wearing pants.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus)

FIFY

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 06, 2010 05:38 PM (4YN/C)

454

AP Admits There Are Black Tea Partiers

Yeah, but they ain't got no kneegrow dialect, know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 06, 2010 05:38 PM (U37Ux)

455 I don't think the super nova star was wiping out the whole galaxy. It just wiped out the section that had Romulus in it.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 05:39 PM (xYdP6)

456 #464

lol, not there yet, although it's blazing hot here.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 05:39 PM (c0A3e)

457 9 months to go and that you don't replace someone with 9 months to go.

First trimester abortions are legal in all states. Just sayin'

Posted by: Typical Obama Voter at April 06, 2010 05:39 PM (OkT2m)

458 If only every murder-loving society (coughmuslimscough) could... pass into history... as they did.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 06, 2010 09:38 PM (4nbyM)

We ran out of blankets. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Columbus and the invading Europeans at April 06, 2010 05:39 PM (9b6FB)

459

I swear I have seen the QMDod hash before. Which moron is itÂ…..fess up, I really, really donÂ’t want to wade through a few more threads to figure it out. Blazer?

Posted by: Mallamutt at April 06, 2010 09:33 PM (V9SYy)

The John Deere/Caterpillar thread from last weekend. Google it and put minx.cc behind it.

Its towards the end of it.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:39 PM (t72+4)

460 I just wanna know how the thread went from black tea-partiers to plate tectonics

Posted by: Jones at April 06, 2010 05:39 PM (JL3qV)

461 So Kratos.
What's on Skinemax tonight?

Zane's Sex Chronicles at midnight, Co-Ed Confidential at 2:30am,

/I looked since you asked.

Posted by: Kratos

I wonder if they have a good plot?

Posted by: mpfs,Irish-Russian Jew at April 06, 2010 05:39 PM (QuP9W)

462 Black tea is one of my favorites too.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2010 05:41 PM (UJT2r)

463 I wonder if they have a good plot?

There's only one, right?

Posted by: Beto at April 06, 2010 05:41 PM (H+LJc)

464 End of the GOP

By Lewis Diuguid, Kansas City Star Editorial Board Columnist

Ten years from now historians will look back and lament how the Republicans' "no" strategy on health care reform was the beginning of the end for their party.

They also will examine this moment in history and also conclude that black people truly are God's gift to the nation with the first black president, Barack Obama, ushering in a new era of longevity and prosperity for the United States. It is sad, though, that the Republican Party -- the party of Abraham Lincoln, the party responsible for the North's victory in the Civil War and for the freeing the slaves and Reconstruction in the 19th century -- took a fatally wrong turn on such a vitally important issue as health care reform.

What's not to like about the new health care bill? Eventually the public will see through all of the conservative talking heads' hysteria. It is unfortunate that the Republican Party regulars didn't.

Read the rest in the KC Star. On second thought, don't waste your time.

Posted by: kansas at April 06, 2010 05:41 PM (8i4ik)

465
I just wanna know how the thread went from black tea-partiers to plate tectonics

Posted by: Jones at April 06, 2010 09:39 PM (JL3qV)

'Cause thats how we roll.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:42 PM (t72+4)

466 If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

Minnesota, cutting meat

Posted by: Beto at April 06, 2010 05:42 PM (H+LJc)

467 Ooh, MLB jerseys. I can get one with the number of my favorite player. Uh, what was that fucker's name?

Posted by: B. "Curt Gowdy" Obama at April 06, 2010 05:43 PM (4YN/C)

468 At least, that's what njc's pal Howard Zinn thinks.

Posted by: Columbus and the invading Europeans at April 06, 2010 05:43 PM (9b6FB)

469

We ran out of blankets. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Columbus and the invading Europeans at April 06, 2010 09:39 PM (9b6FB)

Well said.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 06, 2010 05:43 PM (4nbyM)

470 I swear I have seen the QMDod hash before.

Only shows up here.

Posted by: Typical Obama Voter at April 06, 2010 05:43 PM (OkT2m)

471 #473 I wonder if they have a good plot?

LOL!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 06, 2010 05:45 PM (c0A3e)

472 YOu cons are sso dubm yous belieiv in GoD adnas stuf how STUPDIEdD you consare. ALsO raygaun is deaad hahahahahah and i mad a jkoeke of his name casuaus im SMARTTAND CELEVER!!!

cOnsasare sssost UPIED andd yourrall BIGOITS!! adnd SSZEKSISTS! alsosarAH PALins a dumbccnut ocuyou sexixst CONS!!!!

Posted by: RayGnuIsDead at April 06, 2010 05:45 PM (fEoAc)

473
If the Mayans were so frigging smart, where are they?

At the Home Depot, trying to jump in the back of my pick-up, when I only pulled in there to buy geraniums for the wife.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:46 PM (t72+4)

474 I thought the Mayans were like the liberals. They made abortion legal and just made themselves extinct.

Posted by: robtr at April 06, 2010 05:48 PM (fwSHf)

475 At the Home Depot, trying to jump in the back of my pick-up, when I only pulled in there to buy geraniums for the wife.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 09:46 PM (t72+4)

No. You're getting the Mayans mixed up with the Bolivians.

Posted by: Editor at April 06, 2010 05:49 PM (YX6i/)

476 467 I don't think the super nova star was wiping out the whole galaxy. It just wiped out the section that had Romulus in it.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 09:39 PM (xYdP6)

It's been almost a year since I saw it but I'm pretty sure I remember that after the supernova destroyed Romulus it threatened the ENTIRE galaxy, which is why they sent Spock charging in to stop it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 06, 2010 05:50 PM (IfqqE)

477 So illegals from everywhere in the country go to the Home Depot waiting outside to be hired for work?

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 05:51 PM (p302b)

478

At the Home Depot, trying to jump in the back of my pick-up, when I only pulled in there to buy geraniums for the wife.

Should have picked up the bind weed. It was on sale. Oh well you probably got some anyhow, for free.

Posted by: Ronster at April 06, 2010 05:52 PM (Xu6d3)

479

So the Mayans are currently successfully invading a super power and winning.

You might want to re-think that shit.

Posted by: Burn DC to the ground at April 06, 2010 05:55 PM (dQdrY)

480 413
He made Hot Pockets out of them. Duh.

Posted by: Editor at April 06, 2010 09:13 PM (YX6i/)

Can you make Hot Pockets into pizza rolls? I'm running out of pizza rolls.

Posted by: Harry S. Plinkett at April 06, 2010 05:56 PM (WJkw7)

481
So illegals from everywhere in the country go to the Home Depot waiting outside to be hired for work?

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 09:51 PM (p302b)

No. Some of them go to Lowes.

Posted by: Blazer at April 06, 2010 05:58 PM (t72+4)

482

They sent Spock to stop it in the fastest Vulcan ship. The scene showed just Romulans and Vulcans in conference. It didn't seem that there were other humanoids involved. He didn't get there in time and it destroyed Romulus, he went ahead and put some red matter in the supernova which caused it to implode causing a wormhole. Nero, a romulan was nearby and was sucked into the wormhole first then spock.

I guess it could have been moving through the entire galaxy but knowing that the delta quadrant is 100 years out at warp 9 it would seem to have a lot of area to cover. They don't really say either way. My assumption was that it was localized to the Romulan area since Nero was the one who was so pissed.

Since they forced all the TVs to digital, my laundry room only has dvd so I watch it everytime I iron--about once a week since it came out on dvd. Sick, I know but I finally got bored with Pride and Prejudice.

Posted by: dagny at April 06, 2010 05:58 PM (xYdP6)

483 Since they forced all the TVs to digital, my laundry room only has dvd so I watch it everytime I iron--about once a week since it came out on dvd. Sick, I know but I finally got bored with Pride and Prejudice.

I bought the Apex converter last year and it died on me just after the 1 year warranty expired. I'll get another one off Ebay or Craigslist, I'm not buying another Apex POS, that's for sure. Everyone who got one says they go bad in about a year. That's if they don't catch fire first, they tend to run very hot

Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2010 06:05 PM (sYxEE)

484 Thaddeus McCotter on Batchelor.

Posted by: curious at April 06, 2010 06:09 PM (p302b)

485 the Tea Party is "mostly white" (79%) in much the same way America is "mostly white" (75%) Yeah, and O is mostly white too... or at least, halfway there.

Posted by: chai at April 06, 2010 06:32 PM (n1l55)

486 However, both Barry (6.125%) and the Tea Party (6%) are significantly less non-Hispanic black than the US (11%).

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2010 06:43 PM (FcR7P)

487 Duh, I meant 6.25%

Posted by: t-bird at April 06, 2010 06:46 PM (FcR7P)

488
If other blacks are beating up their conservative brethren, well, maybe it's time to get out the mirror and ask how did they become so self-actualized? I'll say it's because they had the brains to dare to buck their cultural trends, not abandon them.

What tools the people are who make fun of these conservatives. It. ain't. race. IT'S Principles. Period.

Posted by: DefendUSA at April 07, 2010 04:18 AM (yIwYC)

489 I wish you would all disappear and let us see how we can live without you.
Well, here's the thing, asshat: YOU CAN'T. Your idiotic ideology only works when there's someone else to sponge off.

Posted by: Damn Skippy at April 07, 2010 05:26 AM (VDgKF)

490 And when I say "works," I mean it's only possible when there's someone else to sponge off. It has never actually worked, nor will it ever.

Posted by: Damn Skippy at April 07, 2010 05:28 AM (VDgKF)

491

This is very interesting, particularly given that Barack Yomama is neither black nor white, but a mulatto. Thus the blacks who mindless defend the great expresso hope of socialism are apparently willfully ignorant of the most basic facts in the matter, let alone the fact that he will f*ck them over just as readily as he would whitey to get his way.

Bunch of screaming whining losers...

Posted by: USMC Steve at April 07, 2010 07:36 AM (FRERp)

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