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August 03, 2010

AP Headline: "Democrats Declare Swamp of Corruption Drained"
— Ace

I wouldn't jump at the AP -- they seem skeptical of Nancy Pelosi's swamp-dryness estimations.

The AP writer expanded on the headline in his lede: "Democratic leaders say they've emptied the swamp of congressional corruption. Never mind the ethics trials to come for two longtime party members. 'Drain the swamp we did, because this was a terrible place,' Speaker Nancy Pelosi said last week of the Republican rule in the House that ended in January 2007."

While he mentions the current cases of Rangel and Waters, he fails to mention Cold Cash Jefferson or the three white guys involved in the PMA corruption scandal. (Why were they targeting the White Congressional Caucus a year ago? Racists.)

I give Nancy Pelosi one thing: She has balls the size of casaba melons. Unlike you-know-who.

And she delivers these lines with such perfect deadpan! Then again, that's years of jigsaw surgery to thank for that.

Posted by: Ace at 01:01 PM | Comments (117)
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1 No one has talked about me since 1972.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Swamp-Dryness at August 03, 2010 01:03 PM (x7Ao8)

2 We're saved!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2010 01:03 PM (KzksX)

3 There's a new sheriff in town! And if you notice the fact that he's deaf, blind, and corrupt, you're a racist!

Posted by: denny crane at August 03, 2010 01:04 PM (VmtE9)

4 'Drain the swamp we did, because this was a terrible place,' Speaker Nancy Pelosi said last week of the Republican rule in the House that ended in January 2007."

When the hell did she become Yoda? Jackass, she is!

Posted by: alexthechick at August 03, 2010 01:05 PM (YBXMV)

5 Maybe they didn't mean drained - drained.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 03, 2010 01:05 PM (KzksX)

6 Ew. I really don't want to think about Pelosi's 'swamp-dryness' issues.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 03, 2010 01:05 PM (uCYCZ)

7 Pelosi should initiate an investigation of herself, so she can find out what violations she's committed.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 03, 2010 01:07 PM (w41GQ)

8 It's OK that her swamp is dry .......... so long as it doesn't have teeth .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 03, 2010 01:10 PM (NuAIL)

9 Drain the swamp we did, now let me concentrate on important shit like making sure my grandkids have that C-37A for Labor Day weekend.

Posted by: Pearls Pelosi at August 03, 2010 01:10 PM (V3jYk)

10 It was always a weak metaphor.

Posted by: lancing the boil of festering corruption at August 03, 2010 01:12 PM (8/oOq)

11 It's only possible to be this deluded when you're surrounded by yes men, cheerleaders, and an absurdly compliant media (there is a lot of overlap between those categories)

Posted by: the peanut gallery at August 03, 2010 01:12 PM (NurK6)

And she steals Bush's line about draining the swamp to use against Repubs. when he was talking about terrorists.

Utterly classless bitch. She probably does have swamp-ass come to think of it.

Posted by: eleven at August 03, 2010 01:12 PM (7DB+a)

13 I wish I was surrounded by cheerleaders right about now.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 03, 2010 01:12 PM (V3jYk)

14 Enough botox and you can say anything without cracking up. Your face can't move.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 03, 2010 01:13 PM (PQY7w)

15 In other news, Nancy Pelosi assured assembled journalists that no American tanks had crossed the border into Iraq.

Posted by: Cicero at August 03, 2010 01:14 PM (QKKT0)

16 Ace I'll repeat that post for the CBC corruption with the correction in case you missed it.

I'm sorry Ace, I misspoke. Its not Human Events, it was American Spectator:

Here is the link

http://tinyurl.com/2ectgej

Posted by: Vic at August 03, 2010 01:14 PM (/jbAw)

17
She has balls the size of cantaloupes.

I think it's more a brain the size of a bb.

Posted by: Dang Straights at August 03, 2010 01:15 PM (fx8sm)

18 Why didn't she play Whack-a-Mole with corruption with that giant health care mallet she brought to the Capitol?

Posted by: The Q at August 03, 2010 01:15 PM (pfStM)

"When the hell did she become Yoda?"

When 500 years old you are, look so good you will not.

Posted by: Yoda Pelosi at August 03, 2010 01:15 PM (1R6cr)

20 the image of Nancy Pelosi with cantaloupe sized balls is now seared, SEARED, into my brain. Well played Ace, well played indeed.

Posted by: Penfold at August 03, 2010 01:15 PM (1PeEC)

21 Just as meaningful as "Biden Christens Recovery Summer."

Just more MFM/ White House bull.

Posted by: shibumi at August 03, 2010 01:15 PM (OKZrE)

22 I used to believe in the "tooth Fairy" too

Posted by: DW Pepper at August 03, 2010 01:16 PM (XvPSf)

23 How can that bitch go on TV and say that? She's never even seen my swamp.

Posted by: Rep. Maxine Waters (D) Hagastan at August 03, 2010 01:16 PM (QKKT0)

"Why didn't she play Whack-a-Mole with corruption with that giant health care mallet she brought to the Capitol?"

You really don't want to know what she does with that mallet.

Posted by: a permanently-scarred Pelosi intern who worked late one night at August 03, 2010 01:17 PM (1R6cr)

25 Geez, knock off the whistling, Nancy.

Posted by: The Graveyard at August 03, 2010 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

26 She has balls the size of NON-WRINKLED casaba melons.

FIFY

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 03, 2010 01:18 PM (ndlFj)

27
Pelosi's right.

The swamp in Washington was drained.

And it was replaced with a cesspool.

Posted by: Capt. Dr. Nadil Hassan at August 03, 2010 01:18 PM (uFokq)

28 Do you believe the gall of this piece of detritus? The sad thing is that she truly believes this. And why not? She'll make sure Rangel and Waters are cleared, so in the mind of the libtards, there is no corruption to be seen!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 03, 2010 01:18 PM (zgZzy)

29 Pelosi does not have "balls the size of casaba melons." She knows she has a compliant press that will not hold her accountable for the things that she says, so she can lie with impunity.

Posted by: halfastro at August 03, 2010 01:19 PM (5and4)

30
Instead of lizards and snakes running the House, we have bacteria-ridden turds running the House.

Posted by: Capt. Dr. Nadil Hassan at August 03, 2010 01:19 PM (uFokq)

31
Even though it costs $81,000 to produce a Volt and we sell them for $41,000, less a $7500 incentive, we make money on every one.

Posted by: Barackus Obamacus at August 03, 2010 01:20 PM (rMMMP)

32 I drained the swamp using the awesome sucking power of Harry Reid's mouth. He really is talented, you know.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 03, 2010 01:20 PM (zgZzy)

Let me tell you what this liberal would be all about!

This liberal would be all about sociali--

*blink blink*

...uh...taking over that swamp and letting the government drain it ourselves!

Posted by: Maxine Waters, Ethics Queen at August 03, 2010 01:20 PM (1R6cr)

Balls the size of casaba melons?

But how big are her melons?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2010 01:20 PM (3fiIy)

31 Instead of lizards and snakes running the House, we have bacteria-ridden turds running the House.

You rang?

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 03, 2010 01:21 PM (zgZzy)

I drained the swamp using the awesome sucking power of Harry Reid's mouth.

I'ww be in my bunk.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 03, 2010 01:21 PM (1R6cr)

But how big are her melons?

The size of flapjacks. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at August 03, 2010 01:21 PM (QKKT0)

38
You gotta love how the Republicans in Congress, Pelosi's colleagues, sit there and take this slander.

You'd think one of them would have enough pride to walk up to her and tell her to go eat shit, you miserable rotten dried up old [redacted].

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 01:21 PM (uFokq)

Well, then how big are her flapjacks?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2010 01:22 PM (3fiIy)

40 They're 34Cs - firm, supple, and sensitive to the touch.

Posted by: Nance The Lance at August 03, 2010 01:22 PM (zgZzy)

41 Like draining the Pontchartrain with a straw.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at August 03, 2010 01:22 PM (554T5)

You'd think one of them would have enough pride to walk up to her and tell her to go eat shit, you miserable rotten dried up old [redacted].

Those days are gone forever, and you have me to thank for that!

Posted by: Mikey Steele at August 03, 2010 01:23 PM (zgZzy)

You gotta love how the Republicans in Congress, Pelosi's colleagues, sit there and take this slander.

You'd think one of them would have enough pride to walk up to her and tell her to go eat shit, you miserable rotten dried up old [redacted].

For the ruling class, collegial behavior is far more important than sacred honor.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 03, 2010 01:23 PM (e8YaH)

44 Those aren't balls, they just hang that low.

Posted by: nickless at August 03, 2010 01:23 PM (MMC8r)

45 Those aren't balls, they just hang that low.

Actually, it's my vulva.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 03, 2010 01:24 PM (zgZzy)

Do they wobble to and fro?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2010 01:24 PM (3fiIy)

"Instead of lizards and snakes running the House, we have bacteria-ridden turds running the House."

Too bad we all still have reptillian portions of our brains that are immediately cautious about anyone who looks or sounds different.

Posted by: Barack Obama, back from The View and still smelling like Joy Behar's musk at August 03, 2010 01:24 PM (1R6cr)

48 What can I say? Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 03, 2010 01:25 PM (jCKHk)

Too bad we all still have reptillian portions of our mongrel brains that are immediately cautious about anyone who looks or sounds different.

FTFY!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 03, 2010 01:25 PM (zgZzy)

Hell, she doesn't believe this crap anymore than we do. She just flat out lies. They all do. It comes easy to them, because they think we are all stoopid, but the American people are paying attention more than, maybe, ever before. Let 'em keep running off at the mouth. It's a good thing, because all it does is piss people off more.

November is going to be so much fun!

Posted by: Steph at August 03, 2010 01:25 PM (580hG)

51
yeah, why can't Will Folks admit he had an affair with Nancy Pelosi?

Why do we have these shitheads on our side? Where are all the shitheads on the Left trying to torpedo the Democrats?

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 01:25 PM (uFokq)

52 If there is a G-D in heaven they will all be voted out on their asses

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 03, 2010 01:26 PM (0GFWk)

53 I'm a vegetarian.

Posted by: Politician eating wagyu beef in front of you at August 03, 2010 01:26 PM (aOKEC)

54
in b4 Angus Young!

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 01:26 PM (uFokq)

"Like draining the Pontchartrain with a straw."

Once you're done with that, I'll send you to the Gulf.

Posted by: Barack Obama, back from The View and still smelling like Joy Behar's musk at August 03, 2010 01:26 PM (1R6cr)

56 Does anyone belive that Pelosi will ever have to face any heat around election time? She's all set, bitches. Safe district. No sweat off her swamp-dry ass.

Posted by: Truman North at August 03, 2010 01:28 PM (e8YaH)

57 52
yeah, why can't Will Folks admit he had an affair with Nancy Pelosi?

Sacred honor has its limits.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 03, 2010 01:28 PM (IkEhE)

Actually, it's my vulva.

Wait. I think I know you.

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 01:28 PM (uFokq)

59 This is not what it looks like. You're wrong about what you see!

Posted by: Guy banging your wife when you walk in on them at August 03, 2010 01:28 PM (aOKEC)

Nancy Pelosi drained a Wetland? Uh oh.

Posted by: robtr at August 03, 2010 01:28 PM (fwSHf)

61
Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Posted by: MikeO at August 03, 2010 01:28 PM (lBmZl)

62 Who the fuck is Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: 18 year old Obama voter at August 03, 2010 01:28 PM (t88/e)

63
You ever hear one of your friends tell you they fucked the brains out of some broad last night?

That really happened to Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 01:29 PM (uFokq)

64 These are not the droids you're looking for.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi, D - Mos Eisley at August 03, 2010 01:29 PM (zgZzy)

65 But how big

are her melons? The size of flapjacks. Trust me on this.

barf just barf

Posted by: Donna at August 03, 2010 01:29 PM (A77nn)

"yeah, why can't Will Folks admit he had an affair with Nancy Pelosi?"

Sometimes, there really just isn't enough money...

Posted by: reason at August 03, 2010 01:29 PM (1R6cr)

If we had a functioning media or press, there would be ramifications for lying that often and so throughly as Nancy Pelosi does.

Alas, we do not; we have 'Pravda', and so there isn't.

Posted by: Jim in San Diegp at August 03, 2010 01:30 PM (oIp16)

I only add something inane to this.

Is there anything creepier than a woman that is 70 trying to look 39?

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2010 01:30 PM (SbsTp)

Aqua vulva, baby! All this talk of draining has me sweating...

Posted by: Nancy's Sugar Walls at August 03, 2010 01:31 PM (aOKEC)

"That really happened to Nancy Pelosi."

It's true. I did it....for the full hour!

Posted by: a virile young Larry King, circa 1886 at August 03, 2010 01:32 PM (1R6cr)

71
What's the biggest lie Pelosi ever told (in the last 18 months)?

If you said this, you'd be right!

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 01:32 PM (uFokq)

72 Dude, stop maligning Pravda

Posted by: Truman North at August 03, 2010 01:32 PM (e8YaH)

Is there anything creepier than a woman that is 70 trying to look 39?

Yeah, a woman who is 100 trying to look Chinese.

Posted by: Joan Rivers at August 03, 2010 01:32 PM (QKKT0)

"Is there anything creepier than a woman that is 70 trying to look 39?"

Yes. Yes there is.

Posted by: Yesterday's Lady Gaga thread at August 03, 2010 01:33 PM (1R6cr)

Melons and flapjacks.

It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2010 01:34 PM (3fiIy)

76
When Larry King dies will CNN prop him up to interview his own corpse?

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 01:34 PM (uFokq)

77 Any Eagle Scouts lurking around here on these threads?

I gots a question...

Posted by: Deety at August 03, 2010 01:34 PM (aVzyR)

78 If anyone knows the guys that put up the "Miss Me Yet" bill board featuring George Bush, tell them to put one up that trumpets the fact that Congress is at an 11% approval rating. And ergo it follows that Nancy is at 11%.
Screw the bill board. We should be ending every conversation with this. Instead of "Who is John Galt?" close it up with "Nancy is at 11%".

Posted by: elliot m at August 03, 2010 01:35 PM (pDWjd)

77 When Larry King dies will CNN prop him up to interview his own corpse?

For the full eternity!

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi, D - Mos Eisley at August 03, 2010 01:35 PM (zgZzy)

80 When Larry King dies will CNN prop him up to interview his own corpse? Posted by: you make me want to smoke at August 03, 2010 05:34 PM (uFokq) I thought they did that already?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 03, 2010 01:35 PM (0GFWk)

81 OT but speaking of swamps: Heartbreak!

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 03, 2010 01:36 PM (xxgag)

82 This is the narrative the Dems and the Media will push from here through November. "We are doing great work! Look, read the NYTimes, the Post, watch the TV news!" What the Media will NOT push will be any negative stories about Dems. I met your average Liberal Dem voter hasn't even heard about Rangle or Waters, and if he did, he would dismiss such stories as "Republican smear jobs."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 03, 2010 01:36 PM (eNxMU)

"When Larry King dies will CNN prop him up to interview his own corpse notice?"

FTF his ratings this past year...

Posted by: reason at August 03, 2010 01:36 PM (1R6cr)

84
Q: Does the swamp of corruption cost more than her ride back-n- fo to DC?

Posted by: sTevo at August 03, 2010 01:36 PM (VMcEw)

85 73 Dude, stop maligning Pravda

Posted by: Truman North at August 03, 2010 05:32 PM (e8YaH)

Sorry, I meant Izvestia.

ÃˆÃ§Ã¢Ã¥Ã±Ã²Ã¨Ã¿ , yeah those guys.

Posted by: Jim in San Diegp at August 03, 2010 01:37 PM (oIp16)

Pelosi, jefferson, franks, waters, rangel, dodd,, geitner,most of the czars, i dunno, looks they are still lacking in draining the swamp.

wish i had the plug and plunger.

i guess slaps on the wrist( add a party or two) and keeping your job after stealing thousands to hundreds of thousands to millions and keeping your status , job ,bennies is considered a good deed to america..

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2010 01:37 PM (SbsTp)

87 They did that 30 years ago. Larry King is no longer a talk show host, but rather a shrine that entertainment pilgrims visit on their rounds every year.

Posted by: Truman North at August 03, 2010 01:37 PM (e8YaH)

88 Stupid fonts!

Posted by: Jim in San Diegp at August 03, 2010 01:37 PM (oIp16)

89
Willow,

Frank and Dodd must be fckin mosquitoes.

Posted by: sTevo at August 03, 2010 01:39 PM (VMcEw)

And she delivers these lines with such perfect deadpan! Then again, that's years of jigsaw surgery to thank for that.

Well, that and the gallons of botox, laytex, spackle, silicone and whatever other substances are floating around in that toxic waste site we call Madame Speaker of the House. Seriously, Pelosi could be her own Superfund project.

Posted by: runningrn at August 03, 2010 01:39 PM (CfmlF)

And she delivers these lines with such perfect deadpan! Then again, that's years of jigsaw surgery to thank for that.

Posted by Ace at 05:01 PM New Comments Thingy Classic!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 03, 2010 01:39 PM (YVZlY)

92 Let's not forget that Senator Obama was voting to approve funding for an organization that employed Michelle to the tune of $300,000 a years for a do-nothing job that was so vitally important that when she quit to become first lady, she wasn't replaced.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 03, 2010 01:40 PM (xxgag)

93 People ask me if I Tweet. I say, "Yeah, but usually I can muffle them in my chair cushion during commercial breaks..."

Posted by: Larry King, Relevancy Czar at August 03, 2010 01:41 PM (1R6cr)

94 Can we haz a theme song?

Posted by: sTevo at August 03, 2010 01:45 PM (VMcEw)

95 Nancy is a scrunt, oops didn't mean to be rude, I really meant to say she is a gash. Wow, thats sounds kind of rude. I mean twat.

Posted by: JDFALCON IN VEGAS at August 03, 2010 01:45 PM (lPu+Z)

96 by balls the size of casaba melons you mean late stage alzheimers right?

Posted by: evil libertarian at August 03, 2010 01:45 PM (T6U2B)

97 78 Not an Eagle Scout, but familiar with the territory (and in need of something apolitical to deal with). Ask away...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at August 03, 2010 01:45 PM (IkEhE)

17 Ace I'll repeat that post for the CBC corruption with the correction in case you missed it.

I'm sorry Ace, I misspoke. Its not Human Events, it was American Spectator:

Here is the link

http://tinyurl.com/2ectgej

You know what pisses me off Vic? I put that up yesterday in a comment. I guess you're ignored if you're not in the in crowd. I'm not accusing you either, just in general.

Posted by: Pocono Joe at August 03, 2010 01:45 PM (SQdTl)

Do they wobble to and fro?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2010 05:24 PM (3fiIy)

That song was never really about EARS, was it?

I kinda wondered...

*Innocent 5 year old Deety happily sings a catchy tune*

..."caan youuu throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your. EARS! hang! LOW!?"

Posted by: Deety at August 03, 2010 01:49 PM (aVzyR)

100 "Swamp of corruption"??

How can that be when Speaker Pelosi promised us the most ethical Congress ever?

Posted by: looking closely at August 03, 2010 01:49 PM (6Q9g2)

101 Lady, you've got your pipes reversed. I haven't seen this much sewage since... Well, you can see the rings around the walls of Congress depicting previous high-water marks of Democrat power. There's the New Deal and the Great Society below it. You're gonna blow right past those two and then I'll never get rid of the stench.

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at August 03, 2010 01:50 PM (ItKW+)

102 I don't think it's so much that Pelosi has balls as it is she just bug fucking nuts. We throw the term crazy around too much, but she really does seem to have something wrong in her head.

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at August 03, 2010 01:50 PM (WZFkG)

103

why is it our representatives can go in front of a podium, spout insane ideas, lie, and if a common person said anything as silly as they , people would know it was insane , reckless and idiotic, and THEY represent Us!

I'm certain we can do better than this.

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2010 01:52 PM (SbsTp)

104 When Larry King dies will CNN prop him up to interview his own corpse?

When?

Posted by: sopping the mense of democratic corruption at August 03, 2010 01:52 PM (8/oOq)

105

52% of the population voted for a guy that spouted "hope and change". was NOT clear about anything would swish from right to LEFT to center in front of a crowd of whomever, and WON!

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2010 01:54 PM (SbsTp)

106 "Yes We Can " be idiots!

Posted by: willow at August 03, 2010 01:55 PM (SbsTp)

107 Let us be fair. Do a corrupt R next time (my suggestion KBH) then do another D.

Posted by: John Galt at August 03, 2010 01:58 PM (F/4zf)

108 I bet Aunt Nancy has beaver tail titties like in National Geographic.

Posted by: Radar O'Reilly at August 03, 2010 02:00 PM (HtIec)

109
lol - Nancy swam down to the bottom of the swamp and stuffed the drain with more hairy muck. Nancy is - Swamp Woman

Barney Frank?
Maxine Waters.
Chris Dodd.
The entire Chicago democrat machine
etc...
The list goes on and on...

Nancy herself.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 03, 2010 02:01 PM (0fzsA)

110 The reason Nancy could not drain the swamp because Charlies fat ass is plugging the drain.

Posted by: jmm at August 03, 2010 02:05 PM (9qVYM)

111 109

Pocono Joe at August 03, 2010 05:45 PM (SQdTl

I think its the nerdy clothes you wear around here.

Posted by: polynikes at August 03, 2010 05:58 PM (m2CN7)

You mean the straw hat or the clown pants?

Posted by: Pocono Joe at August 03, 2010 02:07 PM (SQdTl)

112 'Drain the swamp we did'.....yoda pelosi?????

Posted by: FU52 at August 03, 2010 02:29 PM (gSCDY)

113 I don't think it's so much that Pelosi has balls as it is she just bug fucking nuts. We throw the term crazy around too much, but she really does seem to have something wrong in her head.

I like to refer to her as "Noted Catholic Theologian, Nancy Pelosi".

I'm pretty much an agnostic by way of Augustus and Aquinas and others, which causes my lately Catholic dad no end of pain.

He calls me a pussy. (For my lack of faith).

I counter with, "perhaps someone ought to have made it a project to guide my wayward soul as a child, no?"

So, here we are. BTW, agnostic is not nearly the same thing as atheist.

Eh, that puts me in the Lutheran camp again, doesn't it?

Aanyway...

I vividly remember hearing a soundbite on my radio, from Nanci Pelosi, claiming that she had found justification for abortion in her studies of Augustine and Aquinas!

I right squeed my car over to the shoulder and waited a beat, to catch my breath.

"Hey, dad! No, of course not! No, no one can read all of Aquinas, no one should really... Yeah, I have read a bit...Yeah, that could be cited, if you make a conscious effort to ignore the entirety of his major argument.

Who cares! WTF! No way, no how, do the writings of Augustine support abortion!

So, this is exactly how dangerously stupid Nancy Pelosi is.

Even I can suss out basic Catholic doctrine, on the fly, looking at a really kick-ass view of the mountains.

Yeah, I'm up in Oro Valley.

Nope.

I still don't know.

Eh, I'm fundamentally prone to ignorance but this lady, is fucking stupid!

Anyway, I should get going before traffic gets bad..."

Posted by: Deety at August 03, 2010 02:49 PM (aVzyR)

114 "And she delivers these lines with such perfect deadpan!"

Very easy to do when you've no brain cells to interfere.

Posted by: GarandFan at August 03, 2010 02:52 PM (XaWFq)

115 Balls the size of casaba melons indeed--just the accessory to set off a giant asshole.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 03, 2010 03:30 PM (ktYjH)

116 She drained the swamp into the Capitol building-- d'OH!

Posted by: Golem14 at August 03, 2010 03:59 PM (2X8VA)

117

What Pelosi dosent realize is She is standing on the bottom at Low tide.. When they come back to Washington (after their 13 vacation this year) the Swamp will be full again.And the DEMs hope We are all stupid enough to forget who IS RIPPING the American Taxpayer OFF.

Posted by: DW Pepper at August 04, 2010 06:53 AM (XvPSf)

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