1 These guys (MSM) have absolutely zero fucking shame.

2
This isn't a 'free press', this is a centrifuge.

3 good grief. They still spin for him, despite how often he abuses and insults them.

4
brb...

5 Look, ummmmmmmmmm, Morons; I told you all a long, ummmmmmmmmm, time ago -- this being President thing is hard!!!

6

Oh yea, he's so concerned about the folks in the Gulf that he won't lift his senseless drilling moratorium.

We are so screwed...until November, that is.

7 4
brb...

Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 13, 2010 03:41 PM (uFokq)

MUHWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

8 Obumblefuck looks to boost America with resignation. FIFY AP

9 so...why did the First wookie vacation to spain? is spain one of the missing 7 states?

10

Best. Movie. Reference. Ever.

That scene gave me a hard-on as a D&D obsessed kid.  Or maybe it was the scene where Uther Pendrqagon nailed Igraine.  One of 'em anyway.  Maybe both.

11 ygrane had nice boobs and Gabriel Byrne kissed them. Yeah I remember.

12 COME VISIT!  BARACK DID!

13 I must sleep with hot college cheerleaders to help the sporting goods industry.

Really I must.

14
Remember when CLINTON visited jogged to McDONALDS to give us lessons on the ECONOMY?

Obama is even more absurd.

^{*hahaha, Clinton wants an eggamuffin!}

15 Obama wants to ensure the people of the Gulf Coast are "made whole again after what was a terrible catastrophe." Which catastrophe are we talking about? Obama visiting the Gulf Coast is the same as putting a Victory Mosque on an idled oil refinery.

16 I always loved that movie. I remember when it used to play on HBO, Showtime, and TMC all at the same time. That and Fast Times.

17 C'mon, you guys.  Dear Leader and Moochelle have to take an extended vacation because Moochelle and Malia are in mourning from having to leave Spain.  Give these poor people a break!

18 I counted down the minutes from seeing Excalibur until I got old enough to have sex in plate armor. It took a little over 15 years, but it was soooo worth it.

Wow. Two sex posts in a row.
Must be Friday.

19 An interesting article about the oil spill & "never let[ting] a crisis go to waste", with before & after pictures. If Obama was truly concerned about the Gulf & tourism, he wouldn't be vacationing now when he could have gone months ago. No-- he was more interested in playing political games.  

20
Obama is so committed he might even buy an ice cream cone while he's there.

21

Hey Rahmbo!!! when I knod my head you hit it!! get IT?? HAHAHHA LMAO!

Hey Vallerie, pool my FINGER!! hahahahha**coff**coff** wow this is good shit!! I love vacation!

  

22 I'm just glad the Prez can finally head to Martha's Vineyard to mourn Ted Kennedy's death.

23 Obama Does a Full Day of Work


Headlines we'll never see - $1000

24 Ah-Ah!

25 I thought AP stood for All Propaganda or All Pinko

26 >> Can't believe that's ANOTHER movie going through remake hell. Dude, the story has been "remade" for a thousand years... what the hell? You thought that was it for King Arthur? And Robin Hood too I guess? besides that Excalibur really, really was... um... it was great and all but it didn't knock it out of the park, no way. It had good parts. It also was slack and and some bad actors in key roles, like Lancelot.

27 Media unexpectedly destroys remaining credibility with increasing ridiculous memes.

Story at 11.

28 When we get a Republican president the press is going to double down on bashing. There's a lot of bashing being pent up in these people.

29

Eh, IMHO...Beber's cuter, just sayin.

 

30 All I can hope is that, ummmmm, when I visit Florida, my adoring public, uhhhhh, let's me finish my, umm, waffles.

31

So, it would also appear that all the hype is what has helped injure the Gulf Coast economies, & it's rather ironic that the President is now visiting after calling this disaster the worst in history. Perhaps if he & the media hadn't been so hysterical, more people would be visiting.

_{/Not saying that it wasn't a disaster, but rather that "the worst in history" was clearly a histrionic overstatement.}

32 Only scene I remember from that movie is the guy nailing the chick while wearing full plate armor. Did make this D&D nerds day.

33 The guy who played Arthur was also a bit of a douche.

34

I knew it was Excalibur before I hit the link.

I am in awe at my own geekitude.

35 31 Media unexpectedly destroys remaining credibility with increasing ridiculous memes.

Story at 11.

Posted by: oh, Hi Mark at August 13, 2010 03:52 PM (8MkGf)

Even, I'm getting tired of me.

36 Obama is so committed he might even buy an ice cream cone while he's there.

Posted by: bondwing plover at August 13, 2010 03:50 PM (uFokq)

It's frozen yogurt, smartass.

37 Course I was in high school when I saw it.

38 6

Oh yea, he's so concerned about the folks in the Gulf that he won't lift his senseless drilling moratorium.We are so screwed...until November, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

The press will just double down on negative Republican stories. The minute control of one of those bodies goes Republican it'll be blame them for everything. In fact they're doing it already.

39

"Obama is so committed he might even buy an ice cream cone while he's there."

Only if that frogurt guy isn't a smart-ass...

40 It had good parts. It also was slack and and some bad actors in key roles, like Lancelot. Best part of Excalibur? Merlin's voice.

41 Obama: Rahm! What have I done? Rahm: You have broken what could not be broken! Now, hope is broken. Obama: My pride broke it. My rage broke it! This excellent Capitalist, who fought with fairness and grace, was meant to win. I used The Economy to change that verdict. I've lost, for all time, the Presidency of my fathers, whose power was meant to unite all men... not to serve the vanity of a single man. I am... nothing.

42

I will also be interested to see if they let the girls go swimming, or if any of them eat the seafood.

43

Here's a nice late Friday afternoon story.

("nice" will most likely be read as naive, but he, I like the story)

44 Merlin was great.

45 Me and the young'uns are headed to South Padre Island next week for a Dad-style vacay.  Ensuring plenty of frosty cold libations for me will no doubt reduce my progeny to either begging on the street or dumpster diving for food.  Either way, we will have more economic impact as Gulf Coast Tourists than the first family.  

46 10 Best. Movie. Reference. Ever. That scene gave me a hard-on as a D&D obsessed kid. Or maybe it was the scene where Uther Pendrqagon nailed Igraine. One of 'em anyway. Maybe both. Posted by: mangyredbonehound at August 13, 2010 03:43 PM (pFJgb) Dude, he banged her while still half in his armor. It seems pretty ridiculous in retrospect but at the time it was bitchin' (because it was the '80s).

47 You know what...those Jonas bros. are kinda cute as well...just sayin.

48 33

Eh, IMHO...Beber's cuter, just sayin.

 

Posted by: R. Gibbs at August 13, 2010 03:52 PM (pr+up)

Thank you!

49 _{crap wrong thread}

50

After months of finger-wagging at BP, the White House has admitted the Gulf of Mexico oil spill isn't causing the environmental devastation it first feared...

...& the sea creatures are returning, & the grasses in the marshes are regrowing.  

So, is Sir Golfs-A-Lot going to respond in-kind, or will he pat himself on the back for Nature's work & other accomplishments while still blocking offshore drilling? Just curious as to which tone he's going to take while he's there.

51 Rahm: The Small Business Administration! Take it! (The Small Business Administration appears shimmering in the lake, holding up a new Economy) Obama: The Economy... Is it true? Rahm: Take it quickly!

52 Can I point out? For three days, then he's off to flood-ravaged, plague-sick Martha's Vinyard for ten days.

Even God had to rest for a day after creating the Earth.  Obama hasn't reached full Godhood yet, so he needs 3 days to heal the Gulf and 10 days to recover from draining his Godly energy.  You can't ask for more from the God-King!

53 Merlin was great. Plus, his cool lid. That was bitchen. I want a silver hat.

54 >>>This movie was singled out for a remake for whatever reason. Bryan Singer is supposedly directing it. This script in particular? Well probably 90% branding. I mean, the basics are kind of always there, right? And they will change stuff of course. The script itself was okay. I liked the Uther parts, and how they slipped in the sword in the stone, and handling how the Affair crippled the kingdom, and that great ride "restoring" the land. Although I was pissed off that the Holy Grail was just a frigging metaphor for some prophecy ("arthur and the land are one"). There is always that big problem in these movies that Mordred is supposed to be Arthur's son so you have to advance the plot by 20 years at some point in the movie, which is always jarring. (And Galahad, Lancelot's son, was supposed to find the grail in many tellings. In this movie (and some tellings) it's percival.)

55 AP: Obama Must Take Vacations to Help Local Economies Lord knows that Obama working sure hasn't helped...

56 46

I will also be interested to see if they let the girls go swimming, or if any of them eat the seafood.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic at August 13, 2010 03:55 PM (Yq+qN)

Heh...reminds of the Simpson'e episode when Marge forces the evil Mr. Burns to eat the three-eyed fish.

57 46

I will also be interested to see if they let the girls go swimming, or if any of them eat the seafood.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, cynic at August 13, 2010 03:55 PM (Yq+qN)

I'm excited about trying the bearded clam while I'm down there...

58 The president will arrive Saturday and spend just over 24 hours in the Panama City, Fla., area

*clip*

The White House says the Obamas and daughter Sasha (her sister Malia's at summer camp) plan to spend much of their time in the Gulf enjoying the area's recreational activities.

Crimeny, people!  The First Family is giving MUCH of 24 hours to the area, what more do you want?

59

Given BO's personality and the media's willingness to indulge him, they are bringing out the worst in his personality traits.

When you treat a spoiled child like a spoiled child, they tend to act like one.

60

And after the passing of three days didst the One then depart from the multitudes by the River Mississippi near the Sea of Mexico --  pausing only once to cleanse the garments of a leper

Is that what you were getting at, Ace?

61 Merlin was great. Nicol Williamson -- easily the coolest accent in the english-speaking world.

62 Merlin and Morgana and the Charm of Making: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvkmQceOWbw annal nothrach uthvas bethode dothielle dienve...

63 Excalibur glows?

What a rip off.  The first sword to ever glow a vibrant color was the Blade of Olympus.

And I humbly suggest that Obama take the rest of His Presidency off. 

64 Wow.  Just fucking  WOW


I don't think the GOP could have hoped that this imbecile would as brazen and arrogant as he is.  He's Handing us the election.

Now if the RNC could pull its head out of it's ass for just a pico second, and we'd win hands down.

65 I counted down the minutes from seeing Excalibur until I got old enough to have sex in plate armor. It took a little over 15 years, but it was soooo worth it.

Wow. Two sex posts in a row.
Must be Friday.

Posted by: sif

 

Great scene. And years later, when I had joined the SCA and learned to fight in armor, let's say that certain movie magic can be possible.

66

I will also be interested to see if they let the girls go swimming, or if any of them eat the seafood.

 

Nah.  They'll be eating Kenyen pulled chicken. 

67

Also a little known fact, Barack Obama masterbates to help the Tissue Paper and Lubricant Industires of America.

Rubbing one out for the American Working Class.

68 Obviously vacationing is one of Obama's enthusiasms. That, and himself.

69 #64  I'm excited about trying the bearded clam while I'm down there...

Pass.  One-eyed sea snakes are the food of the Gods! 

/Zeus would agree, if he were still alive.

70 Who's the new Merlin? Who should be the new Merlin?

71 classless fool ...

72

annal nothrach uthvas bethode dothielle dienve...

Umm, weren't you just talking about how we should be careful about what we type for those reading at work.

Is this Bingable??

73
He's Handing us the election.

How many times do we have to say it?

We don't want it. No means no.

74 I counted down the minutes from seeing Excalibur until I got old enough to have sex in plate armor., and I thought I was cool getting a hummer while wearing a sword.

75 The president will arrive Saturday and spend just over 24 hours in the Panama City, Fla., area, a quick jaunt in contrast to the family's upcoming 10-day vacation to Martha's Vineyard... "The president is deeply committed to the folks in the Gulf region," said White House spokesman Bill Burton. Burton said Obama wants to ensure the people of Martha's Vineyard are "prepared to scrape the vile peasant mud of the Gulf coast from the royal loafers. ...What? No, I'm talking about the Presidential shoes, not the family. Very funny, pal. You'll end up with Helen Thomas if you don't knock it off."

76 79 Who's the new Merlin? Who should be the new Merlin?

Posted by: carin at August 13, 2010 04:08 PM (3Eu3B)

Pat Cadell?

77

It's just outrageous for them to come down here when all he did was make a bad problem worse. Such hubris, especially considering he's just using it for a campaign stop.

78 Let's see.  The President is stopping in Florida to urge more Americans to come to Florida...in f*cking AUGUST?  I'm in SW Florida now.  Only europeans come here in the summer, because this is the time of year when they have their holidays (which, for red-blooded Americans, means 'vacation time').  The only Americans who come down here now are either visiting dying relatives or running from the law.  The heat is brutal, and it rains every day.  Hey, Obama, Americans don't vacation in Florida in August.  If they did, you'd be spending 10 days here instead of at Martha's Vineyard.  Duh... 

79

I'm excited about trying the bearded clam while I'm down there...

Got that backwards....she's a clammy beard.

80 From today's NRO Morning Jolt newsletter. > In related news, "President Barack Obama is capping his birthday week with an afternoon of golfing on Saturday and a barbecue on Sunday." That's right: "birthday week." Here's the link to the newspaper. "Birthday Week" is also in the headline! http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_15753917

81 It had good parts. It also was slack and and some bad actors in key roles, like Lancelot.

Posted by: ace at August 13, 2010 03:51 PM (QbA6l)

O Fortuna (the song you played) made Excalibur. Take out that 2 minute part of the movie and the last 30 minutes or so are just death. The whole movie was a little dreadful really, but that one scene kicks ass.

82 He needs to take his family on vacation so they can have memories of how amazing America was before he destroyed it.

83 A token Gulf vacation.

84

"What I call Fro-gurt, but the toppings are cursed."

They also contain sodium benzoate.

_{That's bad.}

85 I feel sorry for the people of Martha's Vineyard. A ten-day vacation? They must have gotten nailed by multiple hurricanes and then a tsunami. Should all Americans be visiting Martha's Vineyard to help out?

86 Baracky Tobaccy stopped dyeing his hair in order to look older and look like he gives half a shit.

How many hair stylists / makeup artists did that put out of work?

I guess they still employ a few dozen to keep Mrs. Grimace shaved and oiled.

87
Imagine the hoopla when this turd Obama turns fifty next year. The press is gonna celebrate for a month.

88 100
Imagine the hoopla when this turd Obama turns fifty next year. The press is gonna celebrate orgasm for a month.

FIFY

89 NBC and ABC will have a birthday monument carved into the moon for Barak's 50th birthday.

90

Birthday week?

I'm a feddle gummint employee (won't insult the morons by claiming worker), and I think there's a fairish chance this will become our next holiday boondoggle.  The union will likely press for it.

Cordially...

91 and that he restores himself, and the droughted land, simply by riding through it -

The grail isn't a metaphor. Arthur actually drinks from it. The grail restores Arthur and through him the land.  The land is restored when he drank and so is beautiful again as he sets out to ride. Not because he started riding.

92

The president will arrive Saturday and spend just over 24 hours in the Panama City, Fla., area

They fail to mention that he will be awake with his family for the ENTIRE 24 hours in order not to miss any of the fun.

93 100
Imagine the hoopla when this turd Obama turns fifty next year. The press is gonna celebrate for a month.

Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 13, 2010 04:14 PM (uFokq)

I expect dozens of auto-erotica strangulations ala Kung fu resulting due to his royal highnesses 50th.

94

MFM 2010: Look at the noble Obama going on vacation to help the peasants and their local economy. He is just soooooo wonderful

MFM 2001-2009: Filthy evil Bushitler goes to his home in Crawford because he hates people and wants to kill everyone and take all of their money and give it to his rich cronies.

95

As for Excalibur, I think it had a superb cast & I like how it (somewhat) follows Le Morte d'Arthur, but the sensationalism drags it down to Monty Python & the Holy Grail level. (Which I love the Monty Python version, but Excalibur is supposed to be serious.) Though it's much, much better than First Knight, so it has that going for it.

96 Shit, I thought you said golf vacation...

97 Glorious Comrade Messiah Day Fever...catch it!

98 Help Local Economies

How many time has he gone somewhere, and people who still have jobs have lost a full days' pay because the Secret Service told their employers to shut the place down for security reasons?

Don't forget Date Night on Broadway, where restaurants lost an evenings' worth of business because the hoi polloi couldn't be allowed in...

99 Yeah, my family in Panama City Beach is REALLY looking forward to this. The only thing it's going to bring is traffic jams and LESS activity in the economy. When Her Largeness was there earlier, they closed down all the main roads while she was there and effectively trapped people on one side or the other until her motorcade went through both ways. 

100 Bread and Circuses!

Next year we'll have "Barack's Gestation" - a nine month celebration of all things Barackian.

-

101
I foresee Obama's 50th^tm commemorative plates...

unsold on shelves all across America.

102 The Grail was full of HGH.

103

As for Excalibur, I think it had a superb cast...

I hear they will be remaking Excalibur with Will Smith as King Arthur and Cedric The Entertainer as Merlin. That's what I heard.

104 I'm capping my birthday week (it was Wednesday) by going home to lie down on the couch.

105

Burton said Obama wants to ensure the people of Martha's Vineyard are "prepared to scrape the vile peasant mud of the Gulf coast from the royal loafers. ...What? No, I'm talking about the Presidential shoes, not the family. Very funny, pal. You'll end up with Helen Thomas if you don't knock it off."

not to bring race back into the blog, but i spent some time up at martha's vinyard and dear lord are they some of the most racist people i've ever met. they have segregated the island. the blacks stay in a small area, and the whites there refer to it as "The Inkwell"

106

100
Imagine the hoopla when this turd Obama turns fifty next year. The press is gonna celebrate for a month.

I wonder which country Michele will be touring when she blows off that birthday, too?

107 If he's successful, we'll all be able to celebrate Barry's Golden Jubilee Year without using up any vacation days.

108

>>>Also a little known fact, Barack Obama masterbates to help the Tissue Paper and Lubricant Industires of America.

Rubbing one out for the American Working Class.

 

So are you saying I should not refer to him as "President No Load" anymore?

109

Imagine the hoopla when this turd Obama turns fifty next year. The press is gonna celebrate for a month.

think north korean parades

110 That's right: "birthday week."

Here's the link to the newspaper. "Birthday Week" is also in the headline!

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_15753917

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 13, 2010 04:11 PM (Y9AnC)

Oh dear...He's Kim Jong Ill with a gerry curl.

 

111

...the whites there refer to it as "The Inkwell"

That was a movie in the 90's about that place.

http://tiny.cc/gxsk7

 

112

But Bush didn't travel anywhere except to his family homes at Crawford and Kennebunkport, Camp David on weekends, and the occasional state trip overseas.  Bush was probably the least-traveling President we have had.  And as we know, he famously stopped even playing golf after the invasion of Iraq. 

The media turned on him when the 9/11 Commission released that PDB about Bin Laden and it was revealed that Bush received it at Crawford and didn't immediately interrupt his "vacation" and rush back to Washington.  And it intensified when Cindy Sheehan and her fellow loons started going to Crawford to protest the war in Iraq.

It's not even apples and oranges to compare Obama's and Bush's travels.  It's more like apples and bowling balls.

113
I think it's time to revive the Obama-Joker posters.

This guy is a bad fucking clown. Very bad.

114 Imagine the hoopla when this turd Obama turns fifty next year. The press is gonna orgasm for a month. Honestly. If by now people don't get that Barry doesn't want the job but just the power and the perks, they don't want to know. And the MFM would still treat Little Jugears like a god descended from Valhalla if he stood on the White House desk and urinated on live television. Barry's a shiftless, vain, vacant dilettante, a product of Ivy League left-wing ideology and a culture of entitlement. He's as empty inside as a hot air balloon, and just as threatening if on his own without a fawning press and a party of ratfuckers in Congress. The frightening part is how many voters decided in 2008 to turn over the nation to an ideology of national suicide.

115 This time Hollywood will do it authentic:

Matt Damon will be Arthur, Jeanine Garafalo will be Gwen, and RuPaul will be Merlin. Ricky Martin will play Lancelot. Cathy Griffin will play Morganna.  Michael Moore will play Mordred.

Sean Penn has a cameo as Uther Pendragon.

The film will be set in Berkeley in 1974.

116 per capota earnings for Islander's average 30% LESS than the state average. One of the 6 towns Aquinnah is the 2nd poorest in the whole state

117 I came here to chew bubble gum and go on vacation. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

118

What's a capota?

119 Wasn't that one of the last chapters in the Stimulus bill? The family travel and spending chapter?  And by family they meant "first" family.

120 That's right: "birthday week."

Here's the link to the newspaper. "Birthday Week" is also in the headline! [...]

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 13, 2010 04:11 PM (Y9AnC)

I somehow don't recall President Bush spending so much time away from the White House for his birthday, or spending an entire week celebrating it. But that's just me...

121

Michael Moore will play Mordred.

No no no, he's going to play England.

122 Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

123 When Her Largeness was there earlier, they closed down all the main roads while she was there and effectively trapped people on one side or the other until her motorcade went through both ways.

That happened to me once in rural WI with a Boooooosh motorcade, during the 2004 campaign...but since I had a job and it was WI, after he drove by and I waved, I was able to ditch park the car on the side of the road, walk a few feet over to the tavern (one at every intersection!), and stimulate the local economy via the beer industry.

You betcha.

124 I think it's time to revive the Obama-Joker posters. This guy is a bad fucking clown. Very bad. Y so shftlss?

125

And by a complete coincidence, my IQ is 30% LESS than your average paver stone.

Did that make sense?

126 Rahmbo, Axelturf, you're doing a heckuva job, boys!  Heckuva job.

127 Wasn't that one of the last chapters in the Stimulus bill? The family travel and spending chapter?

Can you even fit a gov't-approved-and-mandated child safety seat in the back of a Volt?

128
yeah, dunce, the locals can barely afford to live in Martha's Vineyard because douche bags like John Kerry and Obama have ruined the island's economy for the middle class.

129 88 Let's see.  The President is stopping in Florida to urge more Americans to come to Florida...in f*cking AUGUST?  I'm in SW Florida now.  Only europeans come here in the summer, because this is the time of year when they have their holidays (which, for red-blooded Americans, means 'vacation time').  The only Americans who come down here now are either visiting dying relatives or running from the law.  The heat is brutal, and it rains every day.  Hey, Obama, Americans don't vacation in Florida in August.  If they did, you'd be spending 10 days here instead of at Martha's Vineyard.  Duh... 

Posted by: joejm65 at August 13, 2010 04:10 PM (DRcw3)

Seriously.  I went to Panama City Beach over Labor Day last year, only because my dad died.  It was horribly hot and it poured on Labor Day for his funeral.  Would not go near the place before October or after May otherwise.  (October and April are especially nice.)  The only other people who go there in August are poor rednecks from Alabama who can't afford it when the weather is better.  They have had a wilting heat wave and drought there this summer.

They also hate Obama.  Don't know why the geniuses in the White House decided to send him there.  It may kill Allen Boyd's slim chance of pulling out his Congressional race too.  Hehehehe

130

I somehow don't recall President Bush spending so much time away from the White House for his birthday, or spending an entire week celebrating it. But that's just me...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 13, 2010 04:27 PM (Yq+qN)

Did Teh Won's birthday cake actually have his age on it this time or did it say "44" again?

Enquiring minds want to know.

131 Imagine the hoopla when this turd Obama turns fifty next year. The press is gonna orgasm for a month.
Pyongyang, Washington,  (KCNA AP) -- The birthday of General Secretary Kim Jong Il  President Obama was significantly celebrated worldwide as a holiday common to humankind.

132

This sounds like Clinton-era word-parsing. The fact is President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden have both praised the new Kenyan constitution, which legalized abortion. Obama told the Kenyan Broadcasting Corporation the pro-abortion document represented a “singular opportunity to put the government of Kenya on a more solid footing.” On another occasion, Joe Biden told a Kenyan audience it would “deepen the roots of your democracy.” Ironically, he added the pro-abortion constitution would also “unleash the energy of the youth.”
The advocacy was borderline criminal and thatÂ’s being generous. The State Department is circling the wagons.

 

 

If Kenya is writing a constitution to the approval of Dear Leader, then they've screwed themselves before they even start.  Kenya will end up like every other corrupt African nation or the US.  This just goes to show that God has given all of mankind numerous chances to become free and prosperous, but every time people refuse to take the responsibility to maintain it.  Sad.  But I think the US will become Kenya (or worse) in a few years.  There's too many people in this nation that just don't care.

133 and plague ?? well the Army does come there because it has the highest occurrence of tularemia which is considered to have applications in bio weapons. And Martha;s Vineyard has been especially welcoming to blacks partly as a result of blacks being involved in whaling which was one of the few jobs that paid equally for blacks and whites Many Americans thought that the best thing about Bush's presidency was that he was on vacation about 25% of the time

134

But I don't actually mind Obama's vacations so much, since it means he's spends less time damaging the country. (One of his spokemen said something to that effect, too.) My problem is more that he's trying to portray himself as a savior while still using the spill as a means of hurting Gulf Coast residents.

_{/I would be somewhat satified if he shook hands with one of the engineers & other workers who helped seal the well, but he would never do that.}

135 66

Given BO's personality and the media's willingness to indulge him, they are bringing out the worst in his personality traits.

When you treat a spoiled child like a spoiled child, they tend to act like one.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2010 04:03 PM (RgyHa)

I don't get your point.

136

In my inbox this morning, from a lib...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel 
"pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the romised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

137
Charlie Crisp is awesome. He's campaigning like a Democrats, which is extremely helpful to Rubio and, quite frankly, fucking stupid of Crisp.

He's against AZ law because it's racial profiling. Crisp ain't gonna steal away any Rubio votes with that kind of foolish liberal talk.

138 Did Teh Won's birthday cake actually have his age on it this time or did it say "44" again?

No cake.  Blames "security staff."

No mention of what was offered later that night in Chicago at Men's Country/by Oprah/whatever, of course.

139

I don't get your point.

Posted by: LeBron James at August 13, 2010 04:33 PM (5qJM5)

Me neither.

140

"capota"

You know, he made that film in the early '90's with de polma

141
someday I'm gonna find you, dunce

142

 And Martha;s Vineyard has been especially welcoming to blacks

Bill Clinton was the first one to welcome blacks to Martha's Vineyard so they could bring him coffee.

143

I don't get your point.

Posted by: LeBron James at August 13, 2010 04:33 PM (5qJM5)

Me neither.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at August 13, 2010 04:36 PM (werTy)

Eh...fuck everything...I did.

 

144 per capota earnings for Islander's average 30% LESS than the state average. One of the 6 towns Aquinnah is the 2nd poorest in the whole state

Posted by: dummy crane at August 13, 2010 04:26 PM (I+7Zv)

"per capota"?

The Islanders? The NY Islanders? What are you talking about?

145
No cake.  Blames "security staff."

No mention of what was offered later that night in Chicago at Men's Country/by Oprah/whatever, of course.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 13, 2010 04:35 PM (9PzaA)

Oh? Maybe Michelle is on his ass again about his diet?

146

146 The constitutional referendum was actually more about people voting for security than anything else, is what it seems, though they were worried about the vote causing violence. My sister was there from June to July, & people in certain communities were on-edge due to the violence last time 'round.

Issues: corruption, political patronage, land grabbing, tribalism, greater checks on presidential powers, more devolution to grassroots administrations, & an increase in 'civil liberties'

147

the Army does come there

Posted by: dummyy crane at August 13, 2010 04:33 PM (I+7Zv)

English as a fourth language? Or are you making a sexual reference?

148 Wow, something melted denny crane's brain.

149 Wow, that pisses me off. MFM. What a bunch of fucking cunts.

150 Maybe Michelle is on his ass again about his diet?

What ass?

I hope Obamacare has a vision plan, so all those scrunts who voted for him because they thought he was "hot" can get their eyes fixed.

151 118 Kerry, Wednesday was my birthday too.  I am trying to take the day off but the office keeps calling.  So much for me being king.  I think I need better secret service, or else more of Obama's ability to just not give a damn.

152 Oh, I just watched that Excalibur video.  One of my all-time favorite movies.  Nobody could remake it and do it justice.  So many great lines and metaphors in it, you have to see it several times to really get it.  I may haul out my DVD tonight!

153 "Hey, Rahm. Who was that guy who painted Napoleon in his robes, like Caesar? Or the coronation painting? The one I saw in that stupid art class I had to take at Harvard. I actually came out of a cocaine hangover long enough to remember that painting. Shit, college days. Good times, Rahm. Just showing up was enough to get me a passing grade. Anyway, who did that painting? David or some dude? What? A French dude? Oh yeah, I guess Napoleon was French. I sort of slept through that history stuff. So is he dead? 'Cause I'd like to get a painting of me like that, in ermine capes and with those scepter things, and like a crown of solid gold. Was that Napoleon dude the one who said "L'Etat, c'est moi?" The bitch wife told me about that. She says it means 'I'm your daddy, suckah.' And you know she's never wrong. Man, she can really deck you if you don't toe the line. What? It was some French king who said "I'm your daddy?" Louis XIV? Well, fuck me harder. No shit? Those Frenchies have this king-emperor-dictator thing all wrapped up. I want a painting of me like that Napoleon one, Rahm. We could do, like, a real crowning ceremony party thing on Martha's Vineyard. Get those suckers to really see who's boss. But only if it doesn't take too much work. I'm a busy guy. You'll have to plan everything, dude. That's why I pay you. Which reminds me, my Ping Zings haven't been buffed to a lustrous shine in the last 24 hours. You know I demand professionalism out of my staff. Or do you want me to send you the the shower alone tonight? Atta boy, Rahm. I don't want to see so much as a fingerprint on my putter."

154 I hope Obamacare has a vision plan, so all those scrunts who voted for him because they thought he was "hot" can get their eyes fixed.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 13, 2010 04:42 PM (9PzaA)

Eli Saslow, are you listening?

155 Let me get this straight: 1) They think people have money to take vacations? 2) They think the people who have money to take vacations want to be just like him? Are you fucking kidding me? This guy thinks he's JFK and Reagan all rolled into one. He really thinks that because the press hangs on his every word and draws hearts around his picture taped on their TrapperKeeper that everybody is like that. Just like their silly fucking attempt to sell us on the Wookie as a fashion model, holy shit these people are out of touch. Let me say it again another way: There is not one fucking person in the whole of the United States who has or will change their vacations plans because the fuckstain that slipped into the White House went to the Gulf. Not. One. Fucking. Person. Let me put some knowledge here: Every single person who could have gone on vacation this year, has. And they certainly aren't going to go on vacation the week or so before school starts. Thanks a lot 52%, you mouth-breathing fucking retards, for giving us this international embarrassment.

156

Issues: corruption, political patronage, land grabbing, tribalism, greater checks on presidential powers, more devolution to grassroots administrations, & an increase in 'civil liberties'

 

 

This is in Kenya?  Sounds familiar somehow.  Hmmmm.

157

Issues: corruption, political patronage, land grabbing, tribalism, greater checks on presidential powers, more devolution to grassroots administrations, & an increase in 'civil liberties'

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at August 13, 2010 04:40 PM

So they voted in favor of all those things?

Sounds like November, 2008 here.

Except for the "greater checks on presidential powers" stuff, of course.

158 Posted by: jimmuy at August 13, 2010 04:50 PM

I'm trying to think back on my last real vacation.

I think it was in early 1992. Sure as hell can't afford one now, much less a five-star Narcissistic-O-Fest like the one the Traitor-in-Chief has awarded himself.

If any working person took as many vacations as Osama Obama, they'd only hear two words from their boss: "You're fired."

How about that, Congress?

159 Ya, Barry is a HEALER!  The fucking MSM tells us.  But that still makes them all assholes in my world.

160 How the hell long is that "summer camp"? Are we sure she's not in rehab?

161 cdr m, the poster upthread makes a great point (Lorien, I think): You want to remake THIS version specifically because THIS version used O Fortuna, and the movie without that is nothing. You want to remake this version just to use that kickass song. Which was not written for the film, of course, but you can't re-use it without saying you're doing a remake and buying rights.

162 Security kept him from accepting the cake,  huh?

By the way,  Ramadan,  with it's FASTING requirement,  just started.

163

By the way,  Ramadan,  with it's FASTING requirement,  just started.

 

That has to be it.  And I'm serious when I say that.

164 Okay. So there is precedence for a "birth week". The selfish older sister on the Nickelodeon show "Victorious" has a birth week. Not surprised that Obama has one, too. (sorry for the TV reference. I have little ones still at home and they LOVE them some Nick, at least, what I let them watch of it.)

165 I remember back in the day when I got to take a vacation twice a year.  Me and about 150 of my closest friends would fly to Holy Loch Scotland every 6 months or so and take a nice cruise on a nuclear powered, nuclear armed 400 ft long Winnebago that didn't have any windows.

Ah...those were the days.....

166 I suddenly have a great desire to watch Excalibur tonight...for a lot of reasons.

167 Me and about 150 of my closest friends would fly to Holy Loch Scotland every 6 months or so and take a nice cruise on a nuclear powered, nuclear armed 400 ft long Winnebago that didn't have any windows. Psst, Barry... that's our Winnebago now!

168

AP Says Obama Must Take Vacations to Help Local Economies

Mechelle bringing the whole entourage? 

169 Obama taking vacations to boost economy. Well yeah, because the porkulus bill didn't do shit.

170 Just thought I'd mention my dad really loved Excalibur.

171 By the way,  Ramadan,  with it's FASTING requirement,  just started.

Heh.  In the Orthodox Church, it's the fast of the Dormition of the Mother of God.  And a Friday. 

But since it's also the beginning of Ramadan, I think we'll have ham.

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172 Watch for an unusual number of workers comp claims from AP staffers.  There appears to be a lot of heavy lifting going on over there.

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