1
Are we getting bamboozled?

2
flim-flammed?

3 hmmmmmmmm

4 Fap fap fap

5

Obamalypse coming....Democrats hardest hit.

Whoda thunk it.

6 O/T Here's one you can look into Ace. Not confirmed but sure is juicy and funny. http://tinyurl.com/2bk7guk

7
wow and this is without the GOP lifting a finger to condemn Obama's policies.

Imagine what it'd be like if they actually presented a case against Obama.

8
fewer people than 52% admit they voted for Obama. It's something like 47%

They're the ones that need to be culled.

9

intard says Democrats will win every race in the entire country and a bunch in other countries too.

10
Obama didn't get 52%.

They were lined up in places like Florida for WEEKS with that absurd "early voting" and they were voting multiple times under fake names, dead names, whatever.

11
You vote for democrats - you get business killing UNIONS too.

it's a two-fer.

12 Carville is a racist, and "Greenberg"...do I have to spell it out for you?

13 But Intrade has the Dems up by 20%!!!!



_{Beware. Only professional morons can use this meme safely. So back off.}

14 I thought he was okay but I swear I never voted for him.

15 brb must go print out chart and roll around on it

16 "That when people are now polled on who they voted for (past tense) in 2008, fewer people than 52% admit they voted for Obama. It's something like 47%."

That's because ACORN voters and cemeteries don't answer polls.

17 LALALALAICANTHEARYOUIHAVEBOTOXINMYEARSLALALALA

18 OT: Just thought I would point this out, because I read this line.

"SSA's internal controls did not prevent improper and fraudulent payments," the GAO said.

Fed workers committing fraud. We are getting boned.  Good and proper.

19 15 brb must go print out chart and roll around on it

Posted by: alexthechick at August 04, 2010 02:46 PM (YBXMV)

Pics!

20

O/T Here's one you can look into Ace. Not confirmed but sure is juicy and funny. http://tinyurl.com/2bk7guk

In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.

There are no words......

 

21 Hey, man, you don't talk to the Obama. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

22 20  Those ugly-assed Crocs will make you do strange things......

23 while wearing a pair of Crocs.

I.  Um.  Wow.  There's a mental image I never ever ever ever ever needed.  Ever. 

24 Not that surprising, when you consider the Ubergrupenfuhrer poll from yesterday: 84% wrong track among "mainstream" voters.

25

Do you suppose that Barry is actually stupid enough to believe that this will help the dem cause in the elections?

http://tinyurl.com/2352dyg

Do you suppose that there is some insane logic at work here that is informing the dems that by giving the people ever more of what they don't want, that the people will change their mind?

Yid with Lid

26 This is the way the fucking world ends! Look at this fucking shit we're in, man! Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm fucking splitting, Jack.

27 that rumor escalated quickly

28 If that damn delicatessen could make my sandwich a little faster I could tell you what I think. Ooh. I've got mail.

29 Have you ever considered any real freedoms? Freedoms from the opinion of others... even the opinions of yourself?

30 20

O/T Here's one you can look into Ace. Not confirmed but sure is juicy and funny. http://tinyurl.com/2bk7guk

In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.

There are no words......

I just read a little of it and figured I'd send it here for a few laughs.

31 #12  Is that the real denny crane or a sock?  I'm hoping for the troll's sake it's a sock.  No one should go through life that stupid.

32 You're Welcome Bammer!

33 Not sure yet, but I think I might like this new photojournalist commenter.

34

Imagine what it'd be like if they actually presented a case against Obama.

Or, even better, if they had a genuine plan to turn the economy around using things like *gasp* tax cuts, things that actually, you know, work in the real world.

35

It pains me to report that earfuls of wonderment and happiness on Capitol Hill are in dangerously short supply and we therefore have no choice but to implement a strict system of rationing.

36 The only sock I use is for hiding the spray bottle....

37 Hey that's me in the crocs, dammit!

38

If you click through to the Citizen Opinion site and the PDF of the graphs, the last graph in the series seems to be a nail in the Democrats' coffin:

First Statement: Obama and the Democrats are more concerned with creating jobs for ordinary Americans.

Second Statement: Obama and the Democrats are more concerned with bailing out Wall Street.

 41 percent agree with the first, 47 percent agree with the second.  Obama and the Democrats are now firmly associated with protecting the rich instead of helping the poor: they are now seen as exactly what they have always claimed the GOP to be.

39 22 20  Those ugly-assed Crocs will make you do strange things......

Posted by: Jane D'oh, boorish tea partier at August 04, 2010 02:51 PM (UOM4

It just struck me. You know who probably has a pair of Crocs? I wouldn't put it past him at all, what with the bicycle helmet.

40 We gettin' killed down heah!

41 they are now seen as exactly what they have always claimed the GOP to be.

To paraphrase Denny Green, they are what they thought we were?

42

He also notes at post's end something commenters have pointed out: That when people are now polled on who they voted for (past tense) in 2008, fewer people than 52% admit they voted for Obama. It's something like 47%.

5% of the voters were dead at the time they voted. However it's real damn difficult to poll a dead person.

43 39  Slublog could do an awesome photoshop of Barky in crocs and a bike helmet.  Oh, and those tight bike pants.  Heh.

44 He stuck 'is thumb up my butthole.

45 That's not good -- when people would rather lie to complete stranger about who they voted for than confess to having voted for you.

An interesting way to solve both post purchase regret and rationalization. Just deny having purchased the product at all.

_{And we shall never speak of this again}

46 Psychotic Cajuns hardest hit.

47 36 Burn!

48 There do seem to be fewer Barky bumper stickers lately.  The idiots still driving around with them need to be re-educated.  Soon.

49
That poll is meaningless because it didn't include the most dependable Democrat voter group evah.

50  So let's establish a long-winded metaphor here.  You're a girl, let's say your name is America, and you were in a long-term relationship with a guy - let's call him W - who started off okay, even caught a purse-snatcher and beat the snot out of him. 

Then he started going off the rails a little, he let go of the purse-snatcher to chase a guy that he thought might mug him.  He went out to drink with Ted Kennedy a couple too many times.  Just generally got kind of irritating, stopped listening to you, and you realized that you were really annoyed by his big ears.   When he put your money in a bank that was going broke you got really mad.

So next time you decided to have a fling with a guy who was as unlike the last guy as possible.  Entirely reasonable.

Except that six weeks into the new relationship you realized he'd named his genital wart and liked to talk to it.  He spoke authoritatively about everything, but couldn't actually do anything without calling all the buddies he'd known at Harvard.  He'd spent weeks telling you about how different he was than the last guy, but then you noticed he went to all the same restaurants as W.   He had a lot of brilliant friends but every time you were near them they were trying to pick your pocket.  And then he started lecturing you about all your bad habits.

By now you're thinking homosexuality might be a really good idea.

51

Michigan had a huge rightward tilt happen last night. I know many Dems who voted for Rick Snyder, who is pretty damned close to the libertarian ideal candidate.

Those scumsucking Democrat morons fucked themselves but good this time.

52

Historians of varying stripes and neuroses point to the Civil Rights era of the 1960s as the period when the Republicans lost the black vote (I know, I know, it's based on nonsense, but conventional wisdom).

I'm thinking the Dempression will be the era when the Democrats lost the white vote. 

53 By now you're thinking homosexuality might be a really good idea.

*slides over*  Hi, America, how you doin'?

54

5% of the voters were dead at the time they voted. However it's real damn difficult to poll a dead person.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 04, 2010 02:59 PM

How the hell hard can it be to talk to dead people? Osama Obama does it every time he justifies his shitty totalitarian actions by saying "I talked to experts and they agree with me...."

55

 By now you're thinking homosexuality might be a really good idea.

If America can land a man on the moon, it can surely shoot a gerbil to Uranus. 

56 brb must go print out chart and roll around on it

Posted by: alexthechick

 

No hurry; take your time. You missed a spot, yes right over there.

 

This isn't the ONT?

57

By now you're thinking homosexuality might be a really good idea.

Yes, and if that last guy doesn't put the nail in that coffin, the thought of Favre strokin' it in a pair of Crocs should officially seal the deal.

58 when people are now polled on who they voted for (past tense) in 2008, fewer people than 52% admit they voted for Obama. It's something like 47%.

bleeding heart liberal white guilt

59 How will Olbermann explain this revelation? Who knew Greenberg and Carville were neo-Nazis?

60 5% of the voters were dead at the time they voted.

Turning over in their graves now.

61

There do seem to be fewer Barky bumper stickers lately.  The idiots still driving around with them need to be re-educated.  Soon.

i noticed many of them have faded, i guess they were poorly made.

62 5% of the voters were dead at the time they voted. However it's real damn difficult to poll a dead person. Come again? Mayor Daley has no trouble at all with this.

63 44 He stuck 'is thumb up my butthole.
Posted by: brett favre's crocs at August 04, 2010 03:00 PM (mHQ7T)

I bet that really pissed yer off.

64 CROX is up 1.5% today.. just sayin'

65

How will Olbermann explain this revelation? Who knew Greenberg and Carville were neo-Nazis?

they will explain this the same way they explain the Prop C vote tonight, they will ignore it

66

5% of the voters were dead at the time they voted. However it's real damn difficult to poll a dead person.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 04, 2010 02:59 PM

Actually, it's surprisingly easy-peasy.  Just watch me.

67 Recently in Mendocino, Clownifornia... plenty of Obastard swag still up. Even a 6x8' banner on a house. Some varieties of stupid just don't go away, especially in the Fool's Golden State.

68 22 20 Those ugly-assed Crocs will make you do strange things...... Posted by: Jane D'oh, boorish tea partier at August 04, 2010 02:51 PM (UOM4 What do you I was wearing, white devil?! (Too soon?)

69 By now you're thinking homosexuality might be a really good idea.

So, it's Sarah Palin, on the rebound, for our girl.

70

If America can land a man on the moon, it can surely shoot a gerbil to Uranus. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 04, 2010 03:04 PM (8lCJT)

Now thats a program I can get behind!

71 *slides over*  Hi, America, how you doin'?

Not so good.  Barry brought Timmy over for dinner last night and now all the spoons are gone.

72

And..whats wrong with crocs??

 

73 20

O/T Here's one you can look into Ace. Not confirmed but sure is juicy and funny. http://tinyurl.com/2bk7guk

In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.

There are no words......

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 04, 2010 02:48 PM (D77s2)

Pass me the damn ball?

74 This is merely the frustration of Clinton apparatchiks still sore from the fall of Hillary. The nation approves of the moderate governance Obama has offered us. Ignore this poll. Only the wrong sort of conservatives believe negativity of this stripe. Being Canadian, I can step back with objectivity. By the way, I just lost control of my bowels. It seems to happen frequently these days. It can't be the baby food or the pills. It's almost as if I were reverting to infantile habits. Like this binky. If it were dick-flavored, it would be even better.

75

Carville/Greenberg Find Republicans Lead... By Eleven Points

 

eleventy!!!!!!!!!

76

Hell, the questions should have been:

1) I'm voting Democrat to keep the fundamental transformation of America going.

2) I'm voting Republican to stop the insane, out of control, federal government from destroying our country.

Instead we get:

1) I'm voting Democrat to not jeapordize the recovery (subconscious hint: the economy is doing find, Republicans will destroy it)

2) I'm voting Republican to protest the direction of the economy (subconscious hint: even though the economy is doing fine, its a protest vote, for racists teabaggers)

77 61 They, like his promises, had expiration dates.

78 Malignant narcissist. Could get interesting.

79 "However it's real damn difficult to poll a dead person." You must be new.

80 He also notes at post's end something commenters have pointed out: That when people are now polled on who they voted for (past tense) in 2008, fewer people than 52% admit they voted for Obama. It's something like 47%. That's not good -- when people would rather lie to complete stranger about who they voted for than confess to having voted for you. From the poll. Q.103 (ASK IF VOTED IN VOTE0 In the 2008 election for president, did you vote for Democrat Barack Obama or Republican John McCain? Likely Drop-Off Obama 45 61 McCain 46 30 Drop-off means not likely to vote in 2010. That means that those not likely to vote in Nov break for Obama over 2 to 1!

81

Am I the only one that thought this was funny?

"You have to see it. It's brightly gory. It's like an installment of Saw produced by Pixar."

Oh fsck! That one's a keeper.

82 fewer people than 52% admit they voted for Obama. It's something like 47%.

That's not good -- when people would rather lie to complete stranger about who they voted for than confess to having voted for you.

To be fair, all those voters that ACORN created out of thin air probably don't have telephones or internet connections, so they can't be easily counted.

83 #48  You should see what is happening in Chicago (Ground '0') !! I sit about half a mile from Grant Park and they are spreading salt on the ground, Old Testament Style.

84

Back in 1972, Nixon won just about every state, I think McGovern won MA but that was it.  Lots of people voted for Nixon.  By the end of Watergate, you couldn't find anybody who would admit to voting for him. 

Obama will go down the same way, he's becoming toxic.  Unfortunately for us, the very real damage Obama has done/continues to do to the USA will persist long after he's voted out of office.  Watergate had zero effect on the private lives of anybody other than Nixon White House insiders. 

85

fewer people than 52% admit they voted for Obama. It's something like 47%.

What makes you think they're lying?  Dems, vote fraud, yada yada yada...

86 This only matters if Republicans are capable of actually fixing anything. There's no evidence they are. "We won't keep breaking it as badly" is not an argument for success.

87 I am glad to talk with you and you give me great help! Thanks for that,I am wonderring if I can contact you via email when I meet problems.

88 For this matter, once I discussed with one of my friends, not only about the content you talked about, but also to how to improve and develop, but no results. So I am deeply moved by what you said today.