1 Liberal's have written off Ohio?  Join the club.

2 Circle D' Bowl, Democrats!

3 O/T - RM, Kallisto - If you're up for a Southeastern PA/DE Moron Meetup in November or December, email me at pinkertonrk1 at gmail dot com.

4 How can you tell if it's the lamentations of their women and not the "men?"  I can't ever tell the difference.

5 I want to capture the moment of liberal sneer flameout. At what point does their self-serving, backpatting climax and then disappear?

6 Here I thought Slow-hio was beyond redemption.  Perhaps Nov will prove me wrong...

7

Democrats vanquished and hearing the lamentations of their women.

Uh, in Ohio?  I'll pass.

(ducking Lacey's right hook)

8 I think now, the GOP needs to start attacking my idiotic senator Mikulski. Can it be done, Wargotz being carried in by Ehrlich? We got the low lying fruit and the fruit that you need to reach for...let's bring out the ladders!

9 Am I the only one watching "South Pacific" on TCM? By the way, we have to win every election ever for the next 1,000 years just to break even. Let's do it.

10 As Winston Wolf's paternal grandfather, Walter "Watchmaker" Wolf, said so eloquently in 1955: let's not start setting each other's clocks just yet, gentlemen.

Definitely not stolen from Ace.

11

A write-off? Pelosi knows about that. Its what markets and successful companies do, right?

12 So, basically, *everything* is in play, short hardcore redoubts like Pelosi's district...

13 13: Ha!

14
Ron Klein is threatened by Ohio's sexist and threatening remarks.

15 They may be down, but they'll never be out. They're like Terminators. They'll keep coming.

16 Now can we start washing each others' junk?

17 Yeah, I get all this, but what does it have to do with Delaware?

18 The Democrat logo: D for DIP your balls in it!

19 This post is screaming for the Buckeye Cheerleader!

20 Another congressman looking over his shoulder....Dennis Kucinich.  He sneaks around trying to avoid being noticed and wont return ANY communication. He knows he's toast, but from  all reports I've seen, he's totally ignored (Justifibly, I might add) by the polls. He's going to be swept away this time , for good.

21 I want to really follow the Dems who were strongarmed into voting for Obamacare.  I'm sure many of them, as they go down in flames with no help from the party are learning that there's no honor among thieves.

22

 

Is it still round on the ends and high in the middle?

23 Laugh now.

They're going to deploy the logo.

24 19 Now can we start washing each others' junk?

I'll need an 800K grant from the NIMH, courtesy of Porkulus, to learn how to wash my junk first. 

25 Ohio is generally pretty stable because it's connected to Indiana and Penssylvania.

26

If the national committees do pull back or even out entirely, it's because they've essentially building their firewall around, I don't know, Pelosi's district.

All aboard the crazy train!  Next stop, San Francisco!

27 I was out in Ohio in August. I thought Pennsylvania was bad with the industrial park parking lots empty of cars and "x number of square feet" available

18 months ago at my office building you had to strangle a bitch to get a parking spot.  Now you have to shoo the homeless people out.

Zack Space ain't doing so good either, I hear tell.

(ducking Lacey's right hook)

Also, I'll have her know that I saw a quite fetching young lady at the WalMart on the way home wearing a short frilly pink mini-skirt and stompy boots, so her excuse that it will be too hot tomorrow night is hereby debunked.

28 Dennis Kucinich. ... He's going to be swept away this time , for good.

Really?  I figured he would have to be primaried or gerrymandered out.  What's his district like?

29 Deploy the Poontang!

30 But... but... but... Ohio is the Lair of the Orange Worm!!!

31 Hey, Oh, Way to go Ohio . . .

32 I'm in Boulder currently. I see lots of Obamatons here still, and the occasional Bennet-for-Senate sign. That much is as I expected. Here's an interesting tidbit though. There was a leftist douchebag in the west-university SWPL shopping hangout yesterday. He was advocating peace and military cuts of course. But he ADVERTISED it as "cutting spending". That tells me that even in this Berkeley colony, the leftist child-stalkers are having to appeal to concern about the budget. That is, the local kids don't care about the usual SWPL bullshit the way they did.

33 At least we aren't Michigan!

34 They're going to deploy the logo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 16, 2010 06:36 PM (rNJC9)

Wouldn't that be "Circa (Insert D Here)"?

35 Another congressman looking over his shoulder....Dennis Kucinich.

We're not following him.  Seriously.

36 If Kilroy loses, it'll be an ABK vote because her opponent, Steve Stivers, is a big ol' squish.  He's lost before - weak candidate.  He'll only be riding the wave if he wins.

37 They'll do what they can to protect Babs too.  They can't lose CA.  They'd bleed out.

38 What's his district like?

Laughing uproariously.

39 Tin ears of Obama coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Bloodbath in Ohio.

Gotta get down to it
Baggers are cutting us down
Should have been gone long ago.
Wanted a new world
And found unemployment all around.
How can we run when you know?

40 Hey, Oh, Way to go Ohio . . .

Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at September 16, 2010 06:39 PM (zgZzy)

I hear Cuyahoga Falls is lovely this time of year.  Much nicer than Seneca.

41 At least we aren't California!

42 #26 They're going to deploy the logo.

I spent many hours working on that logo.  I worked as hard on that logo as I do on these guns! *flexes*

We'll see who has the last laugh in Nov, racist.

43 Also, I'll have her know that I saw a quite fetching young lady at the WalMart on the way home wearing a short frilly pink mini-skirt and stompy boots, so her excuse that it will be too hot tomorrow night is hereby debunked.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 16, 2010 06:37 PM (omVri)

No doubt.  Don't let her get away with baggy sweat pants.

Although a place called the Drawbridge? is suspect. 

On second thought, for Val u rite swilling morons it just might be perfect.

44 At least we aren't D.C.!

45 He'll only be riding the wave if he wins.

Posted by: tdpwells at September 16, 2010 06:40 PM (Ei3oZ)

Well, let him.  We'll eat him later.

46 At least we aren't East St. Louis!

47 Tea parties and Palin coming
This fall we'll see them go
Driehaus, Kilroy, Sutton, Strickland
Four dead in O-Hi-O

48 Is it still round on the ends and high in the middle? You stole our thunder.

49 These are devastating numbers in a swing state like Ohio. If the national committees do pull back or even out entirely, it's because they've essentially decided to build their firewall around, I don't know, Pelosi's district.

There's a wall of asbestos-like stupid around that district.

50

And I believe that it won't be just the lame ass logo that will contribute to their downfall.  It will be all of those Stimulus Road Signs that just piss people the hell off every time they see one.

Those signs have to be one of the best favors the dems have ever done for the Repubs.

51 Miss me yet?

52

At least we aren't...

At least we aren't...

*crickets chirp*

Aw...screw you guys.

53

Another congressman looking over his shoulder....Dennis Kucinich.

That's from all the guys staring at his wife.  Apparently Keebler Elves turn on hot women.

54 Ohio is a force. A force.

55

Mary Jo Kilroy is a scrunt. I can't wait to see that ugly commie bitch get shit-canned.

As for Strickland, he used to be widely regarded as a conservative Democrat, but he rode the Obama Hope and Change Train straight over the cliff.

Here he is screaming that Republicans don't like America. Lesson: there are NO conservative Democrats. Each and every last one of them is an enemy of freedom and prosperity.

Thanks for letting us no who you really are, Ted. Now GTFO, you piece of garbage.

 

56 Really?  I figured he would have to be primaried or gerrymandered out.  What's his district like?

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2010 06:37 PM (T0NGe)

There has NEVER been a Republican elected in that district.

57 At least we aren't Detroit! 

58

At least we aren't...

At least we aren't...

*crickets chirp*

Aw...screw you guys.

Posted by: East St. Loius at September 16, 2010 06:43 PM (Zsqn4)

Kandahar?

59

Democrat National Commitee - Ohio Plan :

New 'D' logo with a healthy scoop of Chili on it.

New 'D' logo in flames on the Cayahoga.

New 'D' logo branded in the side of a Dairy Cow.

 

 

60 I think my second Chakra just released

61 O-H!

62 50 Tea parties and Palin coming
This fall we'll see them go
Driehaus, Kilroy, Sutton, Strickland
Four dead in O-Hi-O

Posted by: Neil Young at September 16, 2010 06:42 PM (c1oyg)

Great!  But the Neil I know wouldn't have used those words.

63 I wonder how much of Fresno will be part of Pelosi's district after redistricting.

64 #55  Hey, East St. Loius was one of the top candidates for Aceapalooza, when it was being discussed.

65

Ok...redistricting...

Kasich is gov and Ohio stands to lose what, one or two house seats?

Who controls the state house and senate?

66

Best of Biden on Levin.

_{is teh awesome}

67 stuiec, I hope so.  Dude can put me in a coma after just a few moments of speaking.

I drove through one of the worst areas of Cbus the other day - Linden.  It is so bad down there, but of course it's all Obama worship going on there, too.

Strip malls here in the capital city are either completely empty, or looking at 50% vacancies.  There are some pockets of stable areas, like Lewis Center/Polaris area, but places that even just 5 years ago were doing fine are now tumbleweed zones.

68 Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at September 16, 2010 06:39 PM (zgZzy Do you have a sister named Bea?

69 At least we aren't Detroit! 

Posted by: Cleveland, OH at September 16, 2010 06:44 PM (c0A3e)

At least WE aren't Detroit

70 OT - You should watch this BS.  Unbelievable.

71 Yeah, but are these pre-logo polls. Just wait and see that post-logo bump!

72 I-O!

73 My family is from Ohio...   most voted for Obummer.

They are the ones I get the most anti Obama stuff from now.

Times have changed.

74 Firewall around Marin County? Thats to keep the virus from spreading.

Boxer? Wobbly, but still wins even after the opposition dredges the bay for missing ballot boxes.

75

 

Hey, Cleveland has cool points. Haven't you ever seen Light of Day?

Euclid Tavern rocks.

76 "The difference is you have me."

B. Hussein Obama

77 Writing off Ohio in September?
Oh My!

78 54 Miss me yet?

Posted by: James Traficant at September 16, 2010 06:43 PM (A0VTZ)

Miss me yet?

79

here's what the Lamentations of their WEEMon sound like in Ohio:

"Geez, you never take me out anymore, why can't we go out?  I hate this teevee, can't we get new one?  You look like crap, why don't you brush your teeth or something?  And then why don't you get a new job and start making some decent money for a change, then you could get me that new car you promised me when we got married, blahbity blah blah blah..."

80 New 'D' logo with a healthy scoop of Chili on it.



Skyline or Gold Star?

81

74 OT - You should watch this BS.  Unbelievable

mmmm mmmm mmmm Barack Hussein Obama Allah.

82 44 At least we aren't California!

Even I feel sorry for California.

83 O/T:  I lost power.  NY had three tornadoes touch down two in Queens one in Brooklyn.  There is bad flooding,  tractor trailers have blown over, trees are down all over the place.

And what happens, I lose power and you guys start talking about me when I"m not around (in the other thread) lol

84 At least I'm not in......

Aw shit, I'm in kalifornia.

85 Hey, Cleveland has cool points. Yeah!

86

 

That Cinci chili ain't chili.

87 Posted by: Ohio at September 16, 2010 06:39 PM (T0NGe)

How You Doin'???

They say shit runs downhill but apparently Stupid LeftSpaz Liberal FuckTard oozes sideways.....

88 20 Yeah, I get all this, but what does it have to do with Delaware?
Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 16, 2010 06:33 PM (mAm+G)

There's a town named Delaware in Ohio. You really gotta play all the angles to keep the linkages intact.

89 Pubs hold the OH Senate, Dems have the House.

90 NY had three tornadoes touch down

Pikers.

91 When we can stick two fingers up Henry Waxman's nose and heave him into the Potomac I'll consider the job done.

Zero Defects = Zero Democrats

92 Buckeyes like it smothered in Chili!

93 My family is from Ohio...   most voted for Obummer.

They are the ones I get the most anti Obama stuff from now.

Times have changed.

Posted by: Timbo at September 16, 2010 06:47 PM (ph9vn)

Hell hath no fury like a voter betrayed.

94 74 OT - You should watch this BS.  Unbelievable.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 16, 2010 06:47 PM (L8kaT)

That's another reason why the Tea Party exists and why some many idiots don't get it.

95 Pubs hold the OH Senate, Dems have the House.

Posted by: tdpwells at September 16, 2010 06:52 PM (Ei3oZ)

Thanks.  Any chance of a house takeover this year?

96 90

 

That Cinci chili ain't chili.

Them's fightin' words.  Cincinnati chili is the food of the gods, ambrosia, nectar, manna from heaven.  Nothing beats a pitcher of beer and five cheese coneys.

97 Buckeyes like it smothered in Chili!

Posted by: Bumper Sticker at September 16, 2010 06:53 PM (sgM3W)

Bearcats Like Five-Ways!

98 On a slightly related note: Cook Political changed the CT Senate race to Toss-up, but he also changed a few other races - he changed ME-01 from "Solid Democrat" to "Lean Democrat" - a Maine House seat is moving towards being in play?  are you kidding me?  whoa.

99 By the way, has anyone seen a good analysis of the Maryland primary results?

No one seems to be talking about those races. I'm a little discouraged that the Rep/Dem ratio for Gov., for example:

O'Malley = 466,207
Ehrlich = 206,839

But then I looked at the 2006 primary and that's actually a little better:

O'Malley = 524,671
Ehrlich = 213,744

I figure Rep primary #s are so much less b/c most cons. leaning voters are registered independents. Also, Ehrlich had an also ran, Murphy, to go against.

100 74 OT - You should watch this BS.  Unbelievable.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 16, 2010 06:47 PM (L8kaT)

Yup, ACLU will be filing a lawsuit any decade now.

101 Things are bad.  There's a partial building collapse in Brooklyn.  I'm actually worried about Paris Paramus as I think they live in Brooklyn and if they live with the hipsters, Bushwick was hit with a tornado and park slope too.

See, we aren't accustomed to getting tornadoes, it never happens.

102 ^^^
Correction.

O'Malley's 2010 vote was 401,632.  466k is for all candidates.

103

here's what the Lamentations of their WEEMon sound like in Ohio:

"Geez, you never take me out anymore, why can't we go out?  I hate this teevee, can't we get new one?  You look like crap, why don't you brush your teeth or something?  And then why don't you get a new job and start making some decent money for a change, then you could get me that new car you promised me when we got married, blahbity blah blah blah..."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2010 06:48 PM (T1boi)

Sounds more like a Whine Country weekend to me.

104 Say hi to us as you're not passing through.

105

OT: for the AoSHQ College Football fans, here's a reminder that there is a game tonight:

7:30 PM ET Cincinnati at North Carolina State ESPN

106

That Cinci chili ain't chili.

Them's fightin' words.  Cincinnati chili is the food of the gods, ambrosia, nectar, manna from heaven.  Nothing beats a pitcher of beer and five cheese coneys.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 16, 2010 06:54 PM (mAm+G)

And it ain't "Cinci," it's Cinti.

107 You know who this helps?

http://tinyurl.com/2weoe9v

108 As a conservative non-Democrat, I plan to volunteer my services to the local Republican HQ for phone banks and such to defeat Sutton and Strickland.

109 Things are bad.  There's a partial building collapse in Brooklyn.  I'm actually worried about Paris Paramus as I think they live in Brooklyn and if they live with the hipsters, Bushwick was hit with a tornado and park slope too.

See, we aren't accustomed to getting tornadoes, it never happens.

Posted by: curious at September 16, 2010 06:56 PM (p302b)

Signs of the BARACKOLYPSE!

110 Posted by: Downsized Upscale at September 16, 2010 06:59 PM (IhHdM)

ok i'll leave sorry to have bothered you

111 You know who this helps?

http://tinyurl.com/2weoe9v

Posted by: Vic at September 16, 2010 06:59 PM (/jbAw)

The recession must be real bad -- looks like they can barely afford fabric.

112 Delta, I honestly don't know.  Split is 46/53 - which, oddly enough, was the split last time but in reverse.  I haven't been keeping up on the house races as much as I have the senate race.  Every time I see Brunner, I cackle.

Also, must be a good day for tornados.  We had some here in central OH a few hours ago.

113 Regarding Ehrlich's primary #'s...a lot of us voted for Murphy...add those #'s in. But at first this is a wow, that O'M got so many...but consider that for Md., the primary is the big deal for Dem voters...especially like DC, where they figure out who is the new democrat mayor of baltimore, etc. It's not really a sign of super enthusiasm for the DNC in Md.... but still Md has a lot of Obama bumperstickers. Unlike any other place in the country I've seen.

114

Evidently the Draw Mohammed day was "gratitiously provocative".

http://tinyurl.com/2ej5jx3

That's why I had my own Draw Mohammed in Drag day.  You know... to keep it within the context of perversion.  Avoid the controversy - that's me.

115 Don't firewalls in California sometimes start new fires?

116

There's a town named Delaware in Ohio. You really gotta play all the angles to keep the linkages intact.

Posted by: ya2daup at September 16, 2010 06:52 PM (Wqfrr)

Sharron Angle of Nevada is from Delaware, Ohio?  Well, I'll be.

117

 

118

 

Cincinnati chili = Mongoloid version of pasta fagioli

119 116 You know who this helps?

http://tinyurl.com/2weoe9v

Posted by: Vic at September 16, 2010 06:59 PM (/jbAw)

The recession must be real bad -- looks like they can barely afford fabric.

Posted by: stuiec at September 16, 2010 07:01 PM (7AOgy)

The poor children!  Here, let me help you.

120

Evidently the Draw Mohammed day was "gratitiously provocative".

http://tinyurl.com/2ej5jx3

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 16, 2010 07:02 PM (RkRxq)

But you know what (according to TIME) wasn't gratuitously provocative?

Sawing off Daniel Pearl's head.

Oh, and destroying the World Trade Center.  (Almost forgot that one.)

121 At least we're not Venezuela........huh?

122

@14: "So, basically, *everything* is in play, short hardcore redoubts like Pelosi's district..."

Waxman's, too.  I had to run a search just to find out if there was a GOP challenger sacrificial lamb.  Apparently there is, he just never says or does anything to draw attention to himself.  Soviet Monica will continue to re-elect Waxman until they can find someone more Stalinist.

123
I remember during the health care debate that the dem strategy was willing to take the hit in 2010 going against the will of the people. 
Gee whiz, how many of them thought it was going to be this bad.
Maybe there new logo is some sort of magical symbol to protect them.

124

The recession must be real bad -- looks like they can barely afford fabric.

Posted by: stuiec at September 16, 2010 07:01 PM (7AOgy)

The poor children!  Here, let me help you.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 16, 2010 07:04 PM (RkRxq)

Do not DARE help them find more fabric!

125 So after we hand the "progressives" their asses this November, can we call them plain old Liberal lowlifes again??

126

I just got off the phone with Daniel McElhatton, spokesman for Delaware Democratic Senate candidate Chris Coons. Although the conversation was mostly about the race against Christine O'Donnell (more on that tomorrow), I asked McElhatton about the comment from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid that Coons is Reid's favorite Senate candidate. "He's my pet," Reid told the Hill "We're hoping the Majority Leader will apologize to Chris' wife, because she's the only one who gets to call him that," McElhatton responded with a laugh.

Thats a quote from Byron Yorks piece

This Harry Ried Pet thing is the gift that keeps on giving.

127

Do not DARE help them find more fabric!

Posted by: stuiec at September 16, 2010 07:05 PM (7AOgy)

I meant to sacrifice myself for them.  You know.  Cover them with my body... to keep them warm.

128 Let us not start smoothing each other's togas yet, gentlemen. -- Gaius Antonius Lupus

129

@24: "I want to really follow the Dems who were strongarmed into voting for Obamacare.  I'm sure many of them, as they go down in flames with no help from the party are learning that there's no honor among thieves."

Lobbying jobs, NGOs, and non-profits await.  They won't be hurting long, if at all.

130

I can't wait for the day when Bill Maher's 15 minutes is finally over with.

Larry King Silent After Bill Maher Drops N-Word http://is.gd/fe3C2

131 So after we hand the "progressives" their asses this November, can we call them plain old Liberal lowlifes again??

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 16, 2010 07:06 PM (tJjm/)

Maybe we can send them gift certificates to DIGNITAS to help them "progress" to the Next Higher Plane.

132
What about Bill Maher's bigoted anti-Chrstian remarks on Leno, weren't they gratuitously provocative?

133 So cold in the D

134 119 Evidently the Draw Mohammed day was "gratitiously provocative". I'm sure Barry doesn't go to church on Sundays to avoid being gratuitously provocative...

135

"All 4 of those endangered House Democratic incumbents (Driehaus, Kilroy, Sutton, Boccieri)"

Four dead in O-hi-o.

136

Larry King Silent After Bill Maher Drops N-Word http://is.gd/fe3C2

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 16, 2010 07:08 PM (YVZlY)

Hmmm... wasn't Dr. Laura hounded off the air for a similar transgression?

137

You know what? Demoralizing tales from your 'so-called' friends are,... what's the word? Yeah, demoralizing. Either get some new friends, take it to Kos, or get on the safe side of the tsunami.

Posted by: Downsized Upscale at September 16, 2010 06:59 PM (IhHdM)

Demoralizing really?  Hearing stories about how a bloodbath for the Democrats is all part of their ultimate plan and other deluded stories about her friends is demoralizing?  Does your team being down by a touchdown after the first quarter make you turn off the tv and declare the game over?

138 This Duffy comercial is cornier than Oprah's crap the day after the fourth of July.

139 The lamentations have started
http://tinyurl.com/2vqcfe2

140 What about Bill Maher's bigoted anti-Chrstian remarks on Leno, weren't they gratuitously provocative?

Posted by: Ordinary Person named Jim at September 16, 2010 07:09 PM (2O5Hd)

I'd like to see him go to Saudi Arabia and try to convince a few people there that there is no Allah.  He'd get a good idea of how most of the world sees his ideas on "religulousness."

141

Demoralizing really?  Hearing stories about how a bloodbath for the Democrats is all part of their ultimate plan and other deluded stories about her friends is demoralizing?  Does your team being down by a touchdown after the first quarter make you turn off the tv and declare the game over?

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2010 07:10 PM (oVQFe)

It's not a touchdown and it's not the first quarter.  The Dems are not only gonna get beat, they're gonna get their ass handed to them.  The only unanswered question at this point is whether they will be forced to eat it.

142 8^)
TC

143
Yeah, Bill Maher is a brave one from the studios in Los Angeles.

144 143 Supposedly while the DSCC/DNC want to give up on Ohio, the White House is pushing them hard to contest it because they don't want to get their infrastructure blown out before 2012.

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 16, 2010 07:10 PM (uCjoj)

Well Obama seems to be stopping here about every other week.  Would be pretty bad for him that one of the states he's spent most of the election campaigning in goes Republican in all the major races.

145 What I would love to see, as Nan steps down from the speakers podium, the Repubs start singing "Turn Out the Lights, The Party's Over".

146 Come to the Southwest Ohio (Cincy) Moron Meetup tomorrow and help drive a stake through the heart of liberal hopes and dreams at 7:00 pm at the Drawbridge Inn bar.

147

It's not a touchdown and it's not the first quarter.  The Dems are not only gonna get beat, they're gonna get their ass handed to them.  The only unanswered question at this point is whether they will be forced to eat it.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 16, 2010 07:14 PM (RkRxq)

That's sort of my point.  Knowing that, how can you be demoralized when you hear stories about curious's delusional democrat friends?

148 the 2012 Race will be about Racism

149 156 the 2012 Race will be about Racism Posted by: Dash RipRock at September 16, 2010 07:17 PM

West/Rice 2012

150 I said it 2 weeks ago and got called crazy and "overconfident" but I will repeat it- THERE ARE NO FUCKING VULNERABLE OPEN REPUBLICAN SENATE SEATS. Ohio, Kentucky and Florida were supposed to be "inplay" to hurt our chances at flipping 10. NO THEY WEREN'T AND NO THEY ARENT. We are on a march of epic proportions- rumors of a Democratic pullout stretching from the Philly suburbs west to the Misssippi. Michigan's governor race is laughable. Wisconsins is about to be. The entire midwest is shaking off Democrats like a gaggle of ticks. The trick here is to fill the vacuum and EXPAND. What does a virus do? It infects a cell and uses it to make more viruses to spring on cells nearby. Do that in Pennsylvania-Ohio-Indiana-Illinois, and a 1-state spread out to WV/MD/KY/MO/IA/MN/WI/MI/NJ/NY/DE is easy as shit. You have enough seats in this purple sea to flip the US House and 7 US Senate seats (IL,WI,IN,DE,NY,PA,WV)

151 The coming wave will consume all ... All you can do now is run.

152

 the 2012 Race will be about Racism

 

Yup.  That and douchebaggery. 

153 Yeah, its pretty bad here. I know several people that have been funemployed for over 18 months now. I'd be one of them if not for an old employer offing me a job back in January up in Toledo. I spend 3 hours a day commuting, but at least I'm working.

154 66 I wonder how much of Fresno will be part of Pelosi's district after redistricting.

Posted by: The Pricker! at September 16, 2010 06:45 PM (N74P0)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! We are preparing to throw out that jerk Obamacare supporter Jim 'teh ghey' Costa.

155 REPEAT this btw in the FAR WEST- WA-OR-CA. Whitman is spending millions on DOWNTICKET races and GOTV in California- so much so that 3 of the 4 most vulnerable Dem-held seats are tossups, 1 leaning into that (#47,11,20, and 18 respectively). Turn Southern California into an operative base (very easy with the anti-Dem anger in the Inland Empire, San Diego and LA Suburbs and its a 3 hr drive to Arizona and Nevada- another 4 potential house seats there and a vulnerable Senate Majority leader. Consume, defeat, expand, repeat.

156 ". . . and hearing the lamentations of their women."

That is best.

157 In the land of cleve, the feds are throwing half the democunts into jail.  It is hilarious.  The fat pig Jimmi Dimora is even blaming republicans. He is too stupid to even figure out that the justice department is run by democunts. This makes for some good popcorn munching during the local news.

158 156 the 2012 Race will be about Racism

Fine, just get offa property beeches....all thees primo reel eestate ain't gonna turn into a sheet hole all by eetself eesssayyy!!!

159 "Great kid, don't get cocky" - H. Solo

Let's not get lulled into complacency.. we gotta act like we're behind  (we are!) and every effort needs to be expended to win.

160

And it ain't "Cinci," it's Cinti.

Posted by: stuiec at September 16, 2010 06:59 PM (7AOgy)

It ain't neither of them...it's Cincy

161

Let us not start smoothing each other's togas yet, gentlemen.

-- Gaius Antonius Lupus

Posted by: Monty at September 16, 2010 07:07 PM (wUa1V)

Nolite nos iam fellare, viri.

(Am I at all close?)

162 OH-1 is Cincinnati, Steve Chabot's seat.  Reliable conservative who got steamrolled by the inner-city vote bussed in for Toonces.  Been in office since the Revolution of '94.

Driehaus had an uphill battle even without the house falling down around him.

163 The map looks like a bloodclot in the Rust Belt on RCP, when you look at the governor, senate, and house races. It really is a spectacle to behold.

164

Yeah but Drew, at least they have a new logo. Or as Herr would say, ergo . . . logo. 

165

OT: We.Are..Penn.State..

Dorm Life FAIL - http://dbl.chzb.gr/192v0L

166

What I would love to see, as Nan steps down from the speakers podium, the Repubs start singing "Turn Out the Lights, The Party's Over".

 

You mean like this?  H/T Don Meredith @ MNF

167

Coons spokesman McElhatton said today in responce to hHarry Rieds staement yesterday that " Chris is nobodies pet"

When reached for a responce to this Harry Ried said " It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again..."

168

_{Cincinnati chili = Mongoloid version of pasta fagioli}

You might have just ruined pasta e fagioli for me.

169

And it ain't "Cinci," it's Cinti.

Posted by: stuiec at September 16, 2010 06:59 PM (7AOgy)

It ain't neither of them...it's Cincy

Posted by: beedubya at September 16, 2010 07:26 PM (wGJ3h)

Not if you're from Cinti, it ain't.  I made that mistake years ago when I went to a business meeting at the headquarters of Procter & Gamble.

170

You might have just ruined pasta e fagioli for me.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2010 07:32 PM (sgM3W)

What, chicken noodle soup with beans?

171 Anyone ever bought a bowtie in Cincy?

172 My wife was getting pretty randy last night and asked me to kiss her where it stinks, so I took her to Cleveland.

173 23 Another congressman looking over his shoulder....Dennis Kucinich.  He sneaks around trying to avoid being noticed and wont return ANY communication. He knows he's toast, but from  all reports I've seen, he's totally ignored (Justifibly, I might add) by the polls. He's going to be swept away kidnapped by aliens this time , for good.

FIFY

174 #180 She get a steamer while she was there too?

175

What I would love to see, as Nan steps down from the speakers podium, the Repubs start singing "Turn Out the Lights, The Party's Over".

 

You mean like this?  H/T Don Meredith @ MNF

 

YES!!

176 Polls mean shit. Figures lie and liars figure. Let's keep our eye on the ball and dork these peeps up the squeakhole till they run into the woods forever. Grease 'em up boys, we got work to do.

177 THERE ARE NO FUCKING VULNERABLE OPEN REPUBLICAN SENATE SEATS.
Ohio, Kentucky and Florida were supposed to be "inplay" to hurt our chances at flipping 10. NO THEY WEREN'T AND NO THEY ARENT.

We are on a march of epic proportions- rumors of a Democratic pullout stretching from the Philly suburbs west to the Misssippi. Michigan's governor race is laughable. Wisconsins is about to be. The entire midwest is shaking off Democrats like a gaggle of ticks.

The trick here is to fill the vacuum and EXPAND.
What does a virus do? It infects a cell and uses it to make more viruses to spring on cells nearby. Do that in Pennsylvania-Ohio-Indiana-Illinois, and a 1-state spread out to WV/MD/KY/MO/IA/MN/WI/MI/NJ/NY/DE is easy as shit.
You have enough seats in this purple sea to flip the US House and 7 US Senate seats (IL,WI,IN,DE,NY,PA,WV)

Posted by: CAC at September 16, 2010 07:20 PM (Gr1V1)

I 100% agree!

178 Forget the new Dem logo.  They are going to roll out the big gun.  Mechelle.

179

Dennis Kucinch has acepted a small part in the upcoming James Bond movie.

He will play the hairless pussy that sits in Blowfelds lap.

180 Dennis Kucinich. ... He's going to be swept away this time , for good.

Really?  I figured he would have to be primaried or gerrymandered out.  What's his district like?

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2010 06:37 PM (T0NGe)

I believe the last time there was a redistricting (gerrymandering) he was the low man on the totem pole of shit so he pretty much got the leftovers.  It's mostly on the West Side of Cleveland (although it contains Slavic Village which is on the Southeast side and I guess was considered to ethnically sketchy to include in the "black" district which Stephanie Tubbs Jones had and now Marcia Fudge is the rep) along with Lakewood and a few other west side suburbs.  It's pretty much an economic shithole that's never recovered since steel and auto production left the area.  Kucinich of course keeps telling the simple fucks that he's fighting to bring the jobs back to the union humps even though he's never done anything to help create a private sector job; in fact he turned down some possible deals and tried pawning it off as "I can't be bought off by special interests" and the commie dumbasses keep buying it.  I thought for sure his ass was toast the last time but it turned out there were too many people opposing him in the primary and they split too much of the vote; I'm positive he received far under 50% in the primary.  There are no fucking Repubs that can win in the area so the primary is *really* the general election.

181

Oh yeah and I loved when she demolished that whacky college leftist who pestered her at Stanford. She did it so calmly and with such class it made the guy look like the utter fool he was.

Missed that. What's the story there?

 

 

182
OT:  I'd like to take this thoughtful post by AA, print it out, roll it up and pound it up Cheeze Jonsin's bumhole.

Not that it would help him.  He's a Christian hating bigot.

183 Surely it has to be the inciteful writings of Ace, Dave, Gengis, Maet, Laura et al that has stimulated a blogger to rate Ace Of Spades HQ as #2 of the top 40 conservative blogs.  A contributing factor could be the ascerbic yet witty commentary of the Morons and Moronettes who lurk here.  Could it be the gentle way we re-educate Trolls who wander in and are eviscerated and left with bleeding rectums in the ditch.  It is something but most credit has to go to Ace.  Way to go man.  You have managed to impress somebody at least.

184 "So this year the Democrats, who control Congress because of voter disgust with the Republicans in 2006, passed a health-care entitlement. And this year voters will transfer power back to the Republicans."


If you believe this from Daniel Henninger's WSJ article, I think you can draw the conclusion that the country desperately wants the R's to step up and lead.  The R's are the preferred choice, if they'll be conservative.  The flirtation with the demos in '06 & '08 was mainly out of frustration with R's acting like demos. 

185

Not if you're from Cinti, it ain't

I am ...and it is

186 She get a steamer while she was there too?

Posted by: CAC at September 16, 2010 07:35 PM (Gr1V1)

My wife's chest is brown
Though her hair is gray
'Cause I asked my wife
If she would like to play
It was nice and warm
As on her it lay
It's a Cleaveland Steamer
On such a summer's day

187 beedubya, did you heckle Twitchy Ted on Labor Day?

188
I wish I could same the same for CO.  Democrats are spending a lot of money here.

R's - need to Bush up and pay attention.

Markey must go.
Pearlmutter MUST go.
and Bennet must get the boot.

All d-able, if the R's would simply show up and run some thoughtful ads.  Oh -& maybe point out that every single DEMOCRAT VOTED FOR OBAMACARE.

189 For once in my life, I am proud to be a Buckeye.

190
wow - I really need to proof read.  "Buck up" - not "Bush up"
 er.

191

I am ...and it is

Posted by: beedubya at September 16, 2010 07:43 PM (wGJ3h)

I will bow to your native status.

192

beedubya, did you heckle Twitchy Ted on Labor Day?

Yeah..and it was a fucking blast, They tried to have us escorted out...but we had a couple  others positioned with video cams...and some of the goons must have noticed, so all they did was surround us 

193
yer right. Bush-up isn't bad.  Bush-up it is!

194

Beer up

Bush up

works for me.

195 "Buck up" - not "Bush up"
 er.

Something wrong with that?

Posted by: French Women at September 16, 2010 07:48 PM (uCjoj)

Nothing at all.

196

 Surely it has to be the inciteful writings of Ace, Dave, Gengis, Maet, Laura et al that has stimulated a blogger to rateAce Of Spades HQ as #2 of the top 40 conservative blogs.  A contributing factor could be the ascerbic yet witty commentary of the Morons and Moronettes who lurk here.  Could it be the gentle way we re-educate Trolls who wander in and are eviscerated and left with bleeding rectums in the ditch.  It is something but most credit has to go to Ace.  Way to go man.  You have managed to impress somebody at least.

 

Now Ace, don't you be going out and buying a camera and start posting pics of seagulls.

197 I like bush up, easier on my back

198

"Does your team being down by a touchdown after the first quarter make you turn off the tv and declare the game over?"

Well, my team is the Broncos, if they're ahead by a touchdown after the first quarter I declare the game over.

199

Starring Harry Ried in

"Broke Pet Mountain"

200 158 Your virus metaphor is infectious (oh, how witty of me). But I live in Manhattan with Gerald Nadler, Anthony Weiner, Gary Ackerman and Charlie Rangel as my overlords. Snowball's chance, Hell. Some assembly required.

201

Yeah..and it was a fucking blast, They tried to have us escorted out...but we had a couple  others positioned with video cams...and some of the goons must have noticed, so all they did was surround us 

Posted by: beedubya at September 16, 2010 07:48 PM (wGJ3h)

He's such a worthless fucking mutt.  All he does in his simpleton ads is try and blame Kasich for jobs leaving Ohio; the latest one tries to pin his vote in support on NAFTA 18 fucking years ago (which Clenis was stumping for) for the problems.  Nowhere does the cocksucker mention that he's been in charge for the last 3.5+ years; it's like it never happened.  I don't think he's fooling a fucking person except the dumbass donks who were pissed when they changed the voting machines and they couldn't vote the straight donk ticket with one motion.

I'm sure his speech was complete dogshit.

202

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 16, 2010 07:46 PM (0fzsA)

And Lil Salazar must go.

Screw the NRA for endorsing him.  Like Tipton isn't just as good...oh and Tipton won't vote in a bunch of gun grabbers for leadership positions.

203 "Does your team being down by a touchdown after the first quarter make you turn off the tv and declare the game over?"

It depends...

What their record is....

How many times they recently disappointed me...

How up I am for letting them do it again....

204 With the latest news that national Democratic Party honchos are about to give up on candidates in Ohio, this is the dirge that those candidates are now singing... Tea partiers on the march now We're finally on our own November will hear the dirges We're done in Ohio For the full version of Ohio 2010, go to schizoband.blogspot.com/2010/09/ohio-2010.html

205 9 I think now, the GOP needs to start attacking my idiotic senator Mikulski. Can it be done, Wargotz being carried in by Ehrlich? We got the low lying fruit and the fruit that you need to reach for...let's bring out the ladders!

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 16, 2010 06:29 PM (QxSug)

I hear you Joe.  We need to find out if Wargotz has a prayer.

OT but Iowahawk has T Cod's take on the DE R primary.  Funny stuff.

206 There's only one race that Republicans need win.  And that's the race of life.

207 There are now 115 vulnerable Democrats according to RCP. Only 22 of them are just "barely vulnerable". We need less than half of the rest to flip the House. There are now 12 vulnerable Democratic Senate seats, NO VULNERABLE GOP Senate seats. If DioGuardi and O'Donnell can make theirs competitive, that expands to 14. W/O Dio and OD, we need to win 84% of the Dem seats. Doable based on wave election patterns. W/ those two, we only need to win 72% of the races. Very doable. Can we PLEASE put aside this nonsense of "fighting also to keep our own seats?" We are winning them simply by breathing there.

208
ouch, the American Thinker crushes Karl Rove:

Obsolete.  We need to consider that word.  It does not mean "I didn't get it right."  It means, I cannot get it right because I am not part of what is going on.  I cannot see what is around the next corner, well, because I have never been on this street before.

209 I'm still giggling over that d-logo as toilet bowl.

210

OT but Iowahawk has T Cod's take on the DE R primary.  Funny stuff.

Posted by: Hedgehog at September 16, 2010 07:55 PM (oQIfB)

Excellent.  T.C. V.V. VII has been a great sock, and more importantly, a funny read.

To think a hick from Iowa, tractor hat and all, could be so creative.

211 CO'D at $1.2 million since the primary

212 Life as a "five-dollar-an-hour Republican" is hell, I am sick of it. I drive to work, do my job from 8-5, come home, catch a buzz, enjoy the fruits of capitalism (internet, satellite tv, instant gratification dinner,  music, make a comment on AoSHQ, etc etc) and go to bed in a comfortable little house with wifey poo and two kids happy as can be. I think I need to change all of that because I wasn't given the opportunity to become a powerful billionaire. Who cares if I am scared to change a fucking lightbulb because electricity is "above my pay grade".  No, I don't comprehend 0001 0101 0110 0101 0101 0010 0101 blah blah bah. All I know is it isn't fair. I have something to offer. It just isn't marketable and nobody gives a flying shit about it. And I haven't put more than what amounts to a "i'm entitled to everything" though into it. Wait, life is pretty fuckin good here in the USA, even for a fiscally conservative/socially liberal (don't tread on me and don't make me pay for your fuck ups) slacker like me. I vote, too, Democrats. I vote too. And I know better than to bite the hand that feeds me this easy as hell, comfortable and AMAZING life I have in America.

213
iowahawk is  like a physicist or something like that

214 Heh.  Snark.  From... John Kerry

215 Maybe there new logo is some sort of magical symbol to protect them.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 16, 2010 07:05 PM (WHRS/)

Did you see the comment about it resembling an anal orifice?

216

 CO'D at $1.2 million since the primary

 

Let's not forget Angle in NV.

217

Oh good riddance to that spiteful, stupid Mary Jo Kilroy. I hated that woman when I lived in Columbus, OH. I don't think she's ever worked an honest day outside of government.

Strickland is a surprise as he's more like a Reagan Democrat, and conservative on some issues (like the 2nd Amendment).

The Howard Dean moment he had the other day can't have helped him, though.

218 For the first time in a LONG time, I agree with the Democratic Party and their new motto:  "Change That Matters."  They presently control the House, the Senate and the White House.  What would 'matter' the most would be to change all that. 

219 Damn shame Ken Blackwell isn't running for Governor again, this year.

220

I asked McElhatton about the comment from Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid that Coons is Reid's favorite Senate candidate. "He's my pet," Reid told the Hill "We're hoping the Majority Leader will apologize to Chris' wife, because she's the only one who gets to call him that," McElhatton responded with a laugh.

Tha wigh.  He'th my huthban an he'th hanthome.

221 Did you see the comment about it resembling an anal orifice?

Look, he can't help it, but Keith Olbermann was born that way.

What?

222 Can we PLEASE put aside this nonsense of "fighting also to keep our own seats?" We are winning them simply by breathing there.

Posted by: CAC at September 16, 2010 07:57 PM (Gr1V1)

Eternal vigilance.  It is important not to take those "safe" seats for granted, like Castle took his "safe" nomination for granted.  That said, probably all that needs to be done in those districts is to run a competent campaign and keep an eye out for signs of strange trouble brewing (like October surprises).

223

#7, Most of Ohio is pretty red - it's farm country after all. It's only bastions of liberalism like the dumbasses in Cleveland that give it a bad name.

Cincinnati is red. Columbus proper leans democrat but Franklin county (where Columbus is) is purple.

Look at the gun laws in Ohio - you don't get laws like that in a state infested with fucktards like Pelosi.

They got suckered by Hopey-Changey like a great number of other states, and got disillusioned by the 2005 and later Bush Whitehouse (thanks to the donks lies and MFM collusion). Remember they went for Bush in both 2000 and 2004.

224 175 Coons spokesman McElhatton said today in responce to Harry Reid's statement yesterday that, "Chris is nobodies pet"
Posted by: Dash RipRock at September 16, 2010 07:32 PM (jBC6p)

To get a good look at who Coons is, his record as New Castle County Executive, and how many idiots there are in this neck of the woods who loves themselves higher taxes, read this. The writer has no love for either party (he's a Libertarian) and the comments represent the disgusting, slavish teat-sucking of many residents.

225

Did you see the comment about it resembling an anal orifice?

Posted by: RushBabe at September 16, 2010 08:03 PM (a3Z62)

Spread Obama's cheeks and there it is: the Democrat Party that's crawled so far up his ass you can only see their "D".

226
O/T

The Kraut up next on O'Doodle to slip the snake into Christine O'Donnell's squeakhole.  Charles has been a royal pain in the ass the last couple of days and needs to change his game plan.

227
Kraut better be careful or he too will be deemed obsolete.

228 as for unity being a problem in New York- DioGuardi got an immediate endorsement from Blakeman, is also on the ballot under the Conservative Party as well. So the GOP nominee and the CON nominee is one and the same... so whats the missing piece for him against Gilly?

229

There once was a man named Harry

whos Pet Coon was a fairy.

Said Coons with a grin as he wiped off his chin

that'll be three fitty.

 

The end needs work

230 so whats the missing piece for him against Gilly?

Posted by: CAC at September 16, 2010 08:13 PM (Gr1V1)

A low turnout in New York City.

231
how we doing in IN?

232

that'll be three fitty.

The end needs work

Posted by: Dash RipRock at September 16, 2010 08:14 PM (jBC6p)

"I'm done with you - now send in Barry"

233 lol

234 Mike Castle!!!!!!!!1111!!! Eleventy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

235
The Kraut seems to believe the Buckley rule prevails,  and has apparently not heard the Limbaugh rule. 

"The Bidens own the State of Delaware" 

Well Charles, you just jumped the shark! 

236 I think we're gonna kill the chef with the pudding order this November

237
Coats in IN has a big lead in the polls.

That'll be a sweet pick up.

238

And Lil Salazar must go.

Screw the NRA for endorsing him.  Like Tipton isn't just as good...oh and Tipton won't vote in a bunch of gun grabbers for leadership positions.

Posted by: Delta Smelt

Yes!  Although I must admit I have not paid any attention to that race. 

239 #249 With the surge for Republicans in upstate New York in an effort to purge the Democrats up there and on Long Island would that be enough if the midterm Dem NYC turnout is low? Since Cuomo and Schumer are considered a walk what is the incentive for NYC Democrats to turn out?

240

"A Democratic Bloodbath in Ohio?"

You betcher ass.  I'll be at the voting booth with a bloody sword in one hand and the severed head of a Dem in the other.

241
so AR, IN, and ND look to be sweet pickups

242 Is Chris Coons the poster boy for flaccid, limp, pathetic, weak, beta, herb, doughy, pasty, geeky,dorky, leftist mangina, or is it just me?

243
President Obama is not a Marxist, and it's patently unfair to characterize his actions as president as anything other than American to the core.  He's more patriotic than Bush, and Michelle loves America more than Laura Bush.

244 you forgot squishy

245
we have good chances to pickup IL, NV, and WA?

Not long shots include: WI, DE, and CT?

So, I'm thinking we can gain 6, maybe 7 seats.

246 Since Cuomo and Schumer are considered a walk what is the incentive for NYC Democrats to turn out?

Posted by: CAC at September 16, 2010 08:18 PM (Gr1V1)

If they don't see Cuomo and Schumer as safe in this wave year AND if they actually care, they'll turn out.  If they start seeing Palladino or DioGuardi as some kind of danger to the state, they may turn out.  But if they see the Republican candidates as no great threat to their way of life and are in the mood for shaking up things, they may stay at home (some may even vote Republican).

247 At this rate, Nancy may be the minority leader next year because there are no other Dems left.

248

There is something wrong in that back dark edges of my mind

because all I keep wondering is what if Obama dumps Biden for Coons

249
I have invented a nozzle that will mix and cook pudding at a rate of 125 GPPM.
(Gallons of Pudding Per Minute)
I works by negatively charging the dry pudding under pressure and mixing it with milk by venturi action in a heated nozzle.
A Certified Pudding Applicator would be able to service hundreds of revelers simultaneously.

250

Hi, I'm Delta Smelt, and I absolutely loathe the Loofah's Culture Warriors segment.  Especially the airheaded fake right of center M. Hoover.  An idiot of epic proportions.

That is all.

251

235 For the first time in a LONG time, I agree with the Democratic Party and their new motto:  "Change That Matters."  They presently control the House, the Senate and the White House.  What would 'matter' the most would be to change all that. 

Wait-- I keep hearing that doesn't matter. I would like to see a poll of AoSHQ as to what matters more (long-term), purity or a majority. Let's say we get a high number of conservatives, but a low amount of Rs, not even enough for a fillibuster. Is it better to have people that can speak-out against the President & his gang of socialist tools, or people who can actually do something about it?

Or something we haven't thorougly considered-- Washington changes everyone, so what happens when a conservative who we elected takes a position we don't like? Is there tolerance for disagreement, so long as it's not something hardcore socialist? 

252
Why isn't Cuomo's support for the mosque killing his candidacy?

253 So, I'm thinking we can gain 6, maybe 7 seats.

Posted by: longtime conservative named joe at September 16, 2010 08:23 PM (g73jP)

Yeah, those, and with the other 4 or 5 we'll pick up, we can gain 6.  Plus another 6.

254 Krauthammer's DEFEATISM is SICKENING! Don't worry Charles, the women will do the heavy lifting for you since you rather bitch and moan with Rove.

255
It's true that President Obama never flew a F-102, but President Obama had the opportunity to drive Aladdin's Magic Carpet from Chicago to Mecca for the Hajj.  He's an excellent pilot of unquestionable skills.

256
What is Margaret Hoover's specialty?

Posted by: Chris in va at September 16, 2010 08:27 PM (uCjoj)

Conservative blow jobs only, with the lights out!

257

Posted by: Body Language w/ Tanya Reiman at September 16, 2010 08:26 PM (uCjoj)

Mrs. Ed.

258

Yeah, those, and with the other 4 or 5 we'll pick up, we can gain 6.  Plus another 6.

Is that calculus III?

259

Actualy Joe

Mohammed flew a donkey from Medina to Jaruslaem

and that donkeys name was "Barrak"

true stuff

I couldnt make things like that up

260 Which is more important, & where do we draw the line?

261

Yeah, those, and with the other 4 or 5 we'll pick up, we can gain 6.  Plus another 6.

Is that the calculus III?

262 Hot, hot, hot story:  MiSh demolishes the stimulus, straight from the liberal horse's mouth:

http://tinyurl.com/3554z4n

263

There once was a man named Harry

whos Pet Coon was a fairy.

Said Coons with a grin as he wiped off his chin

that'll be three fitty.

 

The end needs work

Posted by: Dash RipRock at September 16, 2010 08:14 PM (jBC6p)

 

That's disgusting Dash!  I mean, here you are with one of the richest languages in the world - there are five different words for EVERYTHING and you struggle for words?

I think it maintains beat of the lymric poetic form better like this:

There once was a Senator Harry,

 Whose favorite pet Coon was a fairy.

Said Coons with a grin as he wiped off his chin,

 "After you comes President Barry."

 

As you said, the last line struggles.  Your main theme, Coons as a subserviant cock-sucker, should be extended and works better when he is further tied into President Obama.

"that'll be three fitty."  Just breaks the whole rythm.

264

lol

I was thinking southpark/ chefs dad/lochness monster

and got lost

265
it's been a while since we got a O'Donnell fundraising update

266 So OJ has a Heisman but Reggie Bush doesn't?  Interesting.

267 Holy hell...

LA gets $111 million in Crapulus money and it creates......

55 jobs.

Seriously.  From peanut gallery's link at 285.

268 152 Well all the local Democrats in Cleveland are in jail or awaiting trial at the moment.

And if they were up for re-election next week they would all win in landslides.

269

287 My question was more because I'm not hearing any consensus on the issue, & I'm wondering how it's going to impact the elections. I'm not talking about Castle or O'Donnell, either, more the big picture & where we draw the lines in the sand.

270 @258

In almost every case I would say no (as somebody familiar with New York) especially considering the machine stuff Cuomo/Gilli and others will have going.  However, ever since that Suozzi thing in LI, I've started to have second thoughts.  If they can get some momentum and we can actually have a good margin upstate I think NY might be a state to keep an eye on.

There's no reason they shouldn't take the senate this year (the NY state one).  With 30+ or so gov's after this cycle, the next set of redistricting maps should be incredibly helpful.  Not only does it give us a better in built advantage in the house but making already dem districts even deeper blue makes their local races even more a foregone conclusion and depresses turnout from what it could be.

271

COD at 97% o 1.25 mil......1,215,288.76

 

...76 cents? really?

272
MA state legislature has 200 total members. Guess how many Republicans we have.

a) 48
b) 61
c) 15

273
MA state legislature has 200 total members. Guess how many Republicans we have.

a) 48
b) 61
c) 15
d) 21

274 ...76 cents? really?

AOSHQ IN DA HOUUUUUSSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

275
is that right?

I thought it was 15, too, but then I forgot after I hit "post"

276

Ive never drwn a line in the sand

I wrote my name in the snow once

but Im sure thats not the same thing

I wonder how many beers George Stephonopolis

has to drink before he can write his name in the snow?

277
15?

278 @272

out of the O'Donnell supporters/tea partiers I would say that about 70+ % are somewhat tolerant of having moderates especially when considering alternatives and the pvi situation they face.  Unfortunately that >30% are louder despite being more illogical.


By the way, Silver's model rates the chances of the Ohio house seats flipping as follows:

OH-16  84%
OH-01  81%
OH-15  74%
OH-18  49%
OH-13  22%

Donate/volunteer to make calls/etc however you want based on that. (At this point I prefer aiming for the less probable ones)

279
yeah, you're definitely right about the 5, so it's either 10 in the House or 16, I can't remember

280 I'm disappointed that we've only created or retained 55 jobs after receiving $111 million in ARRA funds. With our local unemployment rate over 12% we need to do a better job cutting the red tape and putting Angelenos back to work.
From Peanuts link

281

295 There's clearly a good deal of us that fall on both sides of that line. And I doubt there's going to be much agreement where that line is. It might not be about Castle/O'Donnell but that's a great case study.

See, that's what worries me. So, in the grand scheme of things, it may not matter that the libs wrote-off Ohio, if we decide to just give it to them. But I really don't know.

Texas (my state) is another example. Perry is running against Dem Bill White, former mayor of Houston. I know some conservatives who are voting for White because they can't stand Perry, or who aren't voting at all. While the role of the governor in this state isn't as strong as it is in others, I'd hate to turn it over to a man like White, who has even bigger socialist tendencies than Perry. (White is also an Obama lover.) 

282 the extension of the Obama middle-income tax cuts? Where's that Winston Smith guy?

It's almost like they're in some sort of bizarre headline writing contest with The Onion.

283

...76 cents? really?

AOSHQ IN DA HOUUUUUSSSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

does this now mean i am one of the AoSHQ morons? (oh................pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

284 You know who this helps?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 16, 2010 08:40 PM (uCjoj)

Me and my bar of lava asshole!!!!!

285 does this now mean i am one of the AoSHQ morons? (oh................pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

One sammich and one hobo pelt (never frozen) required for admission.

286
how many in HI?

287

Yeah thats all a Republican Senate needs

more Mccains. Snows and Grahams

one more and we'll have a complete set just enough to block anything conservative.

288 315 Q: What must it be like to be a Richard Tisei (the minority leader in the MA SS & LtG nominee). To have 5 members vs 35. Not a fun job I'm sure. Of course you could have it worse.. the Hawaii Senate Minority Leader.   Party of 1 or 2? /as in members

289 @318

2 out of 25 in the senate

290

I officially have a life again.

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 16, 2010 08:43 PM (uCjoj)

Geek.  Loser.  Extremist.  I vote for the most coolest person who cares.

Survivor is on tonight.  I gonna get my drink on and celebrate. It's Thursday!  Week is almost over.

Don't hate.  Meagan McCain is frickin hot. 

291

Who needs a democratic filabuster

when you have Mccain Snow and Graham?

292 Delta Smelt: did I hear that you're living in the Charleston area now? I'm across the bridge in Mt. Pleasant.

293 oh and that's not counting Hemming's recent retirement

294

Aw, nuts! I missed a Buckeye thread.

Well I'm sure you all espoused some deep political insight.

So all I can offer up is our chili. Come 'n try it sometime!

295 319 Yeah thats all a Republican Senate needs

more Mccains. Snows and Grahams

one more and we'll have a complete set just enough to block anything conservative.

If one goes about it logically, I see moderates either winning by their primaries by slight margins or getting booted-out of office. Meanwhile, expect the Bachmanns, Ryans, DeMints, Vitters, et al to win by large margins.

296
282
Close....

It was a winged donkey-like creature with the face and breasts of a woman called a Barack.
Maybe that was a creature called a Misshele???

297

327 Don't hate.  Meagan McCain is frickin hot. 

We like big cans, not fat and flabby ones.

298
Hello AoS commenters,

This is Delegate Holmes Norton in Washington, D.C. and I was just looking through my checkbook here and I noticed none of you have contributed to me.

299  Delta Smelt: did I hear that you're living in the Charleston area now? I'm across the bridge in Mt. Pleasant.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at September 16, 2010 08:49 PM (aya5O)

I moved 2000 miles to live next door to a Moron named "Muppet Fart"?

Right on!

Any chance you are a hot, big titted blonde moronette, with little intelligence and low self esteem?

300

Wait-- I keep hearing that doesn't matter. I would like to see a poll of AoSHQ as to what matters more (long-term), purity or a majority. Let's say we get a high number of conservatives, but a low amount of Rs, not even enough for a fillibuster. Is it better to have people that can speak-out against the President & his gang of socialist tools, or people who can actually do something about it?

Or something we haven't thorougly considered-- Washington changes everyone, so what happens when a conservative who we elected takes a position we don't like? Is there tolerance for disagreement, so long as it's not something hardcore socialist? 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 16, 2010 08:25 PM (yfJ6g)

Your questions are good ones.  They are also irrelevant, now that the primaries are over.

The goal now is to elect every Republican who's running.  Any worries about purity or squishiness can wait until the next primary season.

301

Well I'm sure you all espoused some deep political insight.

Naw.  Just insulted you. 

302 We have 4 LIKELY Senate pickups. Arkansas North Dakota Indiana Pennsylvania. Then polling wise here is the route to 10. Colorado (+3 R) Illinois (+1.8R) Nevada (even) Wisconsin (+1R LV, -1R RV+LV) California (+00R LV, -2 LV+RV) Washington (-4 RV+LV) Connecticut (-6R) W. Virgina (-7.5R) Delaware (-13R) New York (-13R) We need 6 of these 10 tossup-to-lean states, or 60% of the swingers.

303 That is, she's useless. And frankly not that pleasant of an individual. But evidently that's what people love.

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 16, 2010 07:58 PM (uCjoj)

Calling that nasty lesbian "unpleasant" doesn't even come close.  I lived around the corner from her for 4 years and that ugly little scrunt never even said hello.  I saw her 3-4 times a week.  God I hate that bitch. 

By the way, here's what Wargotz said about the "birther" thing.

"I've never questioned his citizenship or his constitutionality to sit as president," Wargotz said, adding that he doesn't want to focus on the issue because it's not important if you accept Obama as an American citizen.

304 At this rate, Nancy may be the minority leader next year because there are no other Dems left.

Posted by: nickless at September 16, 2010 08:24 PM (MMC8r)

Aaaaarrrrrghhhhhh!

*runs off as if hair is on fire*

305 #293 - Miss80sBaby... In a way, you are setting up a false scenario in assuming the choice is between a vigorous Conservative party and electoral success. History shows that the opposite is true - Republicans do better when there is an actual problem to be solved - war, bad economy, whatever. When the timeservers start to take over, the party does worse.

Yes, Washington does change people, and I think voters need to increase the bar for someone who has been in place a while so he needs to remain in tune with the needs of the day.  And the more we limit the growth and pervasiveness of the government, the less draw it will have to spend 50 years there.

306 I have invented a nozzle that will mix and cook pudding at a rate of 125 GPPM.
(Gallons of Pudding Per Minute)
I works by negatively charging the dry pudding under pressure and mixing it with milk by venturi action in a heated nozzle.
A Certified Pudding Applicator would be able to service hundreds of revelers simultaneously.

Posted by: Beto at September 16, 2010 08:24 PM (H+LJc)

I do love the smell of American ingenuity in the morning.

307

@ 317

how many in HI?

2 & 1 is retiring iirc.

Of course the worst job has to be Minority Leader of the territorial legislature of the US Virgin Islands. In that there is no job as there are no Republicans.

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 16, 2010 08:49 PM (uCjoj)

does he count as a hobo? it would save me some drivetime......you chris, go make me a sammich.....

308

Naw.  Just insulted you. 

That's how everyone shows love & affection. It's the moron way. Otherwise, I'd be truly insulted.

309 336 Your questions are good ones.  They are also irrelevant, now that the primaries are over.

The goal now is to elect every Republican who's running.  Any worries about purity or squishiness can wait until the next primary season.

I completely agree, stuiec, but that's not what I've been reading this past week.

310 "that'll be three fitty." Just breaks the whole rythm.


Yeah, but Dash used the word "fitty". That's points right there.

311
and get rid of those Guam delegates, too

312

I for one would just like to see TWO parties again.

I remeber when conservative was a good thing

It worked for Reagan

I am sick and Tired of having Democrats pick our canidates.

313 I have invented a nozzle that will mix and cook pudding at a rate of 125 GPPM.
(Gallons of Pudding Per Minute)
I works by negatively charging the dry pudding under pressure and mixing it with milk by venturi action in a heated nozzle.
A Certified Pudding Applicator would be able to service hundreds of revelers simultaneously.

Posted by: Beto at September 16, 2010 08:24 PM (H+LJc)

I do love the smell of American ingenuity in the morning.

Posted by: RushBabe at September 16, 2010 08:55 PM (a3Z62)

Heresy!  Pudding is for DIPPING, not SPRAYING!

314

That's how everyone shows love & affection. It's the moron way. Otherwise, I'd be truly insulted.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 16, 2010 08:56 PM (MGGQP)

See #8. 

315 I might add that of the 10 "swing" states there have been only 4 surgers in their standings: Kirk in Illinois from -1 to +1.8 Raese in West Virginia from -14 to -8 Fiorina in California from -5 to -2 McMahon in Connecticut from -15 to -6 All 4 of them have been hammering their opponents as too liberal on taxes. As too quick to expand government. As too quick to rely on the liberal way. Yes, KIRK did that too- and its the only thing that turned the race back towards him in polling. The rule here is no longer to run to the middle- it is to run to the RIGHT. Kirk, McMahon, Raese and Fiorina win their states by pulling the anti-establishment, anti-sameoldsameold conservatives and indies to their side, instead of running to the moderate wing to "win votes". Even the most liberal of all of these guys and gals is trying to run to the DeMint side, not the Graham-Snowe-Collins side.

316 @337

Yeah - and Hemmings has always kind of been a star in terms of image.  He's backing Enos but there's a tea party candidate who has a good shot - so Hawaii'll be worth watching for reasons besides the dem gov primary on saturday.

Enos would have a pretty cool narrative - as an aquaculture entrepreneur and a pretty conservative R.

317 Personally, I hope we beat those socialist Dems so badly that the news personalities are stunned come election night, & Obumbles so shocked he can't say anything. This is one instance where we teach them that they can't abuse their authority & power.

318
I have a Chinese neighbor who asked my what I thought about the Novembel Erection.

319

I completely agree, stuiec, but that's not what I've been reading this past week.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 16, 2010 08:56 PM (yfJ6g)

I understand.  Part of this past week was still within primary season.  Then, after the final results of Tuesday night, there's been a day or two of adjusting to the shock (some shocked that their candidate lost, some shocked that their candidate won).

At this point, it's time to shake hands and put aside the intraparty differences and debates.  There will be plenty of time after Nov. 2 to revisit those and whip them back up into a frenzy.  Right now, since we have the candidates we have and no one has a time machine with which to change them, let's put our focus from now through Nov. 2 on getting this crop elected.

320

Or something we haven't thorougly considered-- Washington changes everyone, so what happens when a conservative who we elected takes a position we don't like? Is there tolerance for disagreement, so long as it's not something hardcore socialist? 

Hellllloooooo!

321 The goal now is to elect every Republican who's running.  Any worries about purity or squishiness can wait until the next primary season.

Agreed.  That horse has left the barn.  The time for internecine pissing matches is over.  We,ve got what we've got, now let's retire some commies

322 and get rid of those Guam delegates, too

Didn't Guam tip over?

323

Thats funny I have a chinese neighbor who laughs at American politics he keeps saying

Your going the Wong Way"

324 Didn't Guam tip over?

Posted by: Beto at September 16, 2010 09:03 PM (H+LJc)

You've been a great audience.  Try the veal, and remember to tip your Territorial Possessions.

325 It's funny as hell watching you wingnuts suck each others dicks right after you elected the bint who's going to turn the election around for theDemocrats.

Moderates, independents and even conservative Democrats are gonna take one look at O'Donnell and decide they don't want anything to do with that crazy, sleazy, theocratic whore. Even that asshole Rove had the good sense to recognize it.

It'll be great fun watching her being torn apart 10 x worse than your favorite bimbo loser Palin.

Your high water mark was last Monday. It's all downhill for the GOP from now on out.

326

360 and 362

Couldn't agree more; just want to actually see it happen.

327

you guys just dont get it- we need moderates like mike castle to woo the indies and dems to our side. trust me.

MIKE CASTLE!!!!!111

328

A fiscal conservative / social liberal

is a republican who smokes pot but is too stingy to share

329 @367

http://tiny.cc/1vqtg

HOW MY ASS TASTE!!!

330 @HryME

Wow, I must have really ripped you a new one.  If you post your zip code I can google a good therapist for you.

331 346

Naw.  Just insulted you. 

That's how everyone shows love & affection. It's the moron way. Otherwise, I'd be truly insulted.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 16, 2010 08:56 PM (MGGQP)

They insulted the chilli too.

332

go take a look at COD's site now........

yeah, that was me. OH YEAH

 

333 Meanwhile, we need to push-back against the narrative that the Dems are responsible for the tax cuts, as San Fran Nan has started claiming. I wonder how long they're going to run with that meme.

334

Posted by: denny crane at September 16, 2010 09:06 PM (7+pP9)

Too long for a John Ryan post Ed Anger.  If you want to successfully sockpuppet the troll you've got to remember their standard post length.  John Ryan/denny crane can't write a post over three sentences long, let alone 4 paragrpaghs

335

Denny....are you a betting man?

for that matter are you even a man?

336

Not if you're from Cinti, it ain't

I am ...and it is

Let me weigh in on this heady issue.  Cincinnati is abbreviated to Cinti.  Nobody calls it that.  The locals call it Cincy.   There was a political taxpayer funded anti litter campaign that used this slogan, "Don't trash the Nati."   It could be an inner city thing but  I have never heard anyone use that. 

We have another more localized pronunciation war. We have a small community called Mariemont.  Many folks outside the comunity pronounce it marie mont.  The locals say Mary mont and don't appreciate the mispronunciation.

beedubya, Your from Cincinnati?  Are you still local?  Are you gonna show tomorrow?

337 Your high water mark was last Monday. It's all downhill for the GOP from now on out.

Posted by: denny crane at September 16, 2010 09:06 PM (7+pP9)

Dance, monkey, dance!

(To my fellow morons: THIS is what the lamentations of their women sound like.)

338

Let me weigh in on this heady issue.  Cincinnati is abbreviated to Cinti.  Nobody calls it that.  The locals call it Cincy.   There was a political taxpayer funded anti litter campaign that used this slogan, "Don't trash the Nati."   It could be an inner city thing but  I have never heard anyone use that. 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 16, 2010 09:18 PM (rurh0)

Why can't we have the same kind of peacemaking between the Pragmatists and the Purists?

339 "There has NEVER been a Republican elected in that district"

Not true.  Martin Hoke was elected in 1992 (beating a corrupt Dem) and re-elected in 1994.  Kucinch beat him in 1996.

That said, I see nothing to indicate Kucinch is at risk.

340

omg!!!!!

THOSE AENT LAMENTATIONS

run RUNNNNN!!!

341

...76 cents? really?

There is one political site that encourages its members to donate $17.76 to candidates when they have throw downs.

342

Any chance you are a hot, big titted blonde moronette, with little intelligence and low self esteem?

Sadly, no. If I had big tits I'd never leave the house.

343

LA gets 111 million in stimulus and creates 55 jobs with it.

(1 trillion divided by 100 million) X50 = 50 thousand.

So extrapolation from LA, we might have created 50 thousand jobs in the entire nation?  At the cost of a trillion dollars?

That seems to be a raw deal.

344 If I had tits at all, I'd never leave the house for that matter.

345

I had big tits once

then they cost me a fortune in divorse court.

346

Sadly, no. If I had big tits I'd never leave the house.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at September 16, 2010 09:23 PM (aya5O)

Well, at least I know you aren't Charles Johnson.

347 I would have bet my first born that Ohio would not go for Obama in 2008. I lived there for 10 years, I thought I had it dialed. "No way" I thought. Ohioans are smarter than that! Well I was wrong and a lot of people that gave Obama the benefit of the doubt have realized their heinous error.   Another benefit is that conservatives will be out in force in 2012. Adios Sherrod Brown. Hola one step closer to a 60 seat majority

348

"it's because they've essentially decided to build their firewall around, I don't know, Pelosi's district."

You just made my day.  We should all pour money into Pelosi's district.

349

Is Pelosi's district in Haight/Ashburry

or Hate/America ???

350 DrewM: "It means we're just a step closer to seeing the Democrats vanquished and hearing the lamentations of their women."

Do we really have to do the latter? There's only so much Barney Frank I can take.

351 >289
>it's been a while since we got a O'Donnell fundraising update

Just checked the site, Christine has raised over $1.2M!

Didn't she say something like, "Give me $1M and I'll win". Well, you got it, now go out and win it!

352

Well, at least I know you aren't Charles Johnson.

Yep. The only bike I've owned in the last 15 years was a motorcycle. I will admit to liking Jazz though.

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