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January 12, 2010

At the Moron Meet-Up...
— Ace

Look at that. There's a motley crew with bad intent and heads full of bad chemicals.

Towards the back left, you can see Iowahawk shielding his face with a menu. I am, of course, nowhere to be seen.

An awful lot of fun. Kemp called in a $100 round of drinks for the table. That helped with the total $700+ bill. Thanks to everyone for coming out and being so generous. And good company.

By the way, Kemp: Write me so I can thank you properly. They gave me your phone number for two minutes but then took it away, saying they needed it, and then didn't return it.

Posted by: Ace at 08:19 AM | Comments (73)
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1 $100 round of drinks? In Manhattan? What did you have, water?

Posted by: joe m at January 12, 2010 08:21 AM (O3dMD)

2 Classy Kemp, stay mysterious

Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2010 08:23 AM (7K04W)

3 Kemp, if you looking at starting a precedent....don't think it's gona happen!

Posted by: Paladin at January 12, 2010 08:24 AM (ho4I5)

4 I guess it's the wrong time of year for dark skinned caucasians.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 12, 2010 08:24 AM (kheDT)

5 How did you guys get those rectangular masks to stay on your faces?

Posted by: Y-not, literalist at January 12, 2010 08:25 AM (sey23)

Sorry, I don't buy it. Those people look way too normal.

But then, they guys have shirts, so it's possible.

Posted by: barbelle at January 12, 2010 08:25 AM (qF8q3)

Racists.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 12, 2010 08:27 AM (B+qrE)

8 Glad y'all could wipe the hobo-blood off of your fangs before the picture was taken.

Posted by: reason at January 12, 2010 08:27 AM (sPO/s)

9 looks like a bunch of terrorists to me.

Posted by: jeff at January 12, 2010 08:28 AM (+uoRK)

10 Nice try, Ace - I spotted you lurking under the table...

Posted by: the Butcher at January 12, 2010 08:30 AM (MkhK0)

I will have nightmares for a month now.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 12, 2010 08:30 AM (sPO/s)

12 8 Glad y'all could wipe the hobo- kitten blood off of your fangs before the picture was taken.

fify

Posted by: Y-not, CSI expert at January 12, 2010 08:30 AM (sey23)

13 Were you teleconferencing with Michael Wilbon?

Posted by: bobbyz at January 12, 2010 08:31 AM (pbbjE)

14 Can you please censor Wilbon's eyes, too? That guy is 6 different kinds of pompous.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 12, 2010 08:31 AM (T0NGe)

15 When is the heterosexual meet-up?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 12, 2010 08:32 AM (muUqs)

16 Not a ponytail in the bunch. Clearly bitter clingers!

Posted by: diminutive olive orb at January 12, 2010 08:33 AM (sey23)

17 The Diet Coke was excellent

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 12, 2010 08:34 AM (bN5ZU)

18 Yeah, if I had known there were going to be free masks, I might have flown out.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 12, 2010 08:34 AM (DIYmd)

19 How come no black rectangle on the ewok's eyes?

Speciesist!

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 12, 2010 08:38 AM (GF+6V)

Yeah, cause nothing makes you look less like a pedophile than a pic with the eyes barred out.

Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 12, 2010 08:39 AM (S3xX1)

21 It's like the Star Wars cantina.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 12, 2010 08:42 AM (mR7mk)

22 Looks like a meeting of the local horticulture club. What the heck were you drinking liquid codeine? Everybody appears sedated.

Posted by: Marcus Traianus at January 12, 2010 08:42 AM (9hDVG)

23 the only thing missing from that picture was melanin

Posted by: eddiebear at January 12, 2010 08:43 AM (wnU1W)

24 all kidding aside, well played.

Posted by: eddiebear at January 12, 2010 08:43 AM (wnU1W)

25 this looks whiter than the MSPMS masthead... did ace drink grey goose or does he really like that cheap shit?

Posted by: Assman at January 12, 2010 08:45 AM (OCK4B)

26 Damn. I missed this. I flippin' missed this.

Posted by: Winston at January 12, 2010 08:46 AM (FggW0)

27 #13

LOL, LOL. Hurts.

Posted by: Winston at January 12, 2010 08:46 AM (FggW0)

28 Were you teleconferencing with Michael Wilbon?

That's Wilbon? It looked like Isaac from "The Love Boat" was tele-bartendering.

Posted by: MikeO at January 12, 2010 08:48 AM (Ce+tv)

29 Frightening.

And I do not frighten easily.

Posted by: sporadic small arms fire at January 12, 2010 08:48 AM (dP6Ky)

30 Eyes are redacted because of the looming round-ups.

Posted by: Winston at January 12, 2010 08:50 AM (FggW0)

31 Heh! The black bands are a blatant rip-off of Glamour Magazine's, regular feature, "Fashion No's".

Posted by: runningrn at January 12, 2010 08:51 AM (CfmlF)

32 Were you teleconferencing with Michael Wilbon?

They were teleconferencing with Kornheiser. Those racists had the sound down when Wilbon talked.

Posted by: George Soros at January 12, 2010 08:51 AM (GF+6V)

33 Out out, damn sockpuppet!

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 12, 2010 08:52 AM (GF+6V)

34 I like how you hid everybody's feet under the table holding down the hobo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 12, 2010 08:52 AM (i3AsK)

35 30 Eyes are redacted because of the looming round-ups. And all this time I thought it was to conceal their hollow, empty sockets.

Posted by: runningrn at January 12, 2010 08:54 AM (CfmlF)

36 34 I like how you hid everybody's feet under the table holding down the hobo. Psst, they don't have feet--victims of greedy, amputation happy surgeons.

Posted by: runningrn at January 12, 2010 08:55 AM (CfmlF)

37 Where did everybody get those cool shades? Is that a NYC thing?

Posted by: lauraw at January 12, 2010 08:58 AM (vJ7ec)

38 Thanks for the link, Ace! Great meeting you and seeing all the morons-- 19 Yes, I admit it. Down with Ewoks! Also, Morgan--email didn't come through--use Flickr messaging and I'll get it.

Posted by: Johnny I at January 12, 2010 09:02 AM (mU3zk)

"It's like the Star Wars cantina."

Hawk Shot First.

Posted by: reason at January 12, 2010 09:03 AM (+hPIb)

40 Next time, no pictures. Everyone seems a lot cooler in my imagination. Not Obama cool, but close.

Posted by: Dr. Larry Fine at January 12, 2010 09:07 AM (2vVAa)

41 Looks awful white to me.

Harry Reid would not approve.

Posted by: MPFS at January 12, 2010 09:12 AM (iYbLN)

42 You teabagging racist rednecks are all white.

Posted by: RJ at January 12, 2010 09:18 AM (ADbI4)

43 Oops. Let me try that again:

"You teabagging racist rednecks are all white."

- Chris(sy) Matthews

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 12, 2010 09:19 AM (ADbI4)

44 Identify yourselves, morons. Which kiddy diddler are ya??

Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 12, 2010 09:25 AM (S3xX1)

45 That's the same group that showed up for Dallas' meet-up in 2008.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 12, 2010 09:26 AM (2QFX4)

46 If nothing else, you guys might have to pay a minority to show up to help with the diversity next time. That group is whiter than Carrot Top's @ss.

Posted by: Former Lib GregInSeattle at January 12, 2010 09:36 AM (B5cM9)

47 44 I'm behind the camera. Look close.

Posted by: Johnny I at January 12, 2010 09:37 AM (2amWM)

48 Y'all probably acted foolishly.

Posted by: OhBeOne at January 12, 2010 09:40 AM (pr+up)

49 Next time wherestherum and I should try and make an appearance as we are teh token asians on this site.

Posted by: runningrn at January 12, 2010 09:41 AM (CfmlF)

50 What a handsome, well-spoken articulate crew...of HONKEYS!!!!

Posted by: OhBeOne at January 12, 2010 09:42 AM (pr+up)

51 49- I'm not sure that's a good idea either... those guys look pretty lonely and desperate for female company.

Posted by: Former Lib GregInSeattle at January 12, 2010 09:42 AM (B5cM9)

52 I wonder how the Moronette fared?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 12, 2010 09:43 AM (B5cM9)

Were guys watchin MSNBC?? Thats grounds for rovocation of your moron card!! Keep it up the BanHammer will be next!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 12, 2010 09:44 AM (pr+up)

54 Damn--I just remembered. I was going to ask Ace if UFOs are real.

Posted by: Johnny I at January 12, 2010 09:45 AM (2amWM)

Wow, You all look like me; white & bald, except for the 1 or 2 ladies, they look lovely and have hair DUH!

I shoulda went...kickin myself in da butt I work literally 10 miutes from the GWB> Can we make it a every couple month thing?? If ya get me buzzed enough I buy rounds...not like that cheapo Kemp!

Posted by: dananjcon at January 12, 2010 09:50 AM (pr+up)

56 Why does the guy on the TV not have a black rectangle over his eyes...or does he?

Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 12, 2010 09:53 AM (2vVAa)

57 Looks like the line at a Sarah Palin book signing.

Posted by: Matthew Christie at January 12, 2010 09:54 AM (SBIko)

58 No one's smiling. Must be because you're all missing your teefs.

Posted by: Warden at January 12, 2010 09:55 AM (lEqfY)

59 They look feminine and approachable. The ladies, not as much.

Posted by: mark c at January 12, 2010 09:57 AM (SBIko)

60 everyone has their hands under the table. the waiter must be bringing the tab.

Posted by: mark c at January 12, 2010 10:46 AM (SBIko)

61 DIDN'T SEE ANY ARREST REPORTS IN THE NEWS.......

Posted by: GarandFan at January 12, 2010 10:53 AM (ZQBnQ)

62 I had a great time and it was good to finally meet the legends that are Ace and Iowahawk.

P.S. Thank god the eyes are blacked out. It makes it so much harder for my parole officer to identify me.

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at January 12, 2010 11:26 AM (x1JeN)

63 Nothing but white people. Clearly morons tend to be negro-deprived.

Posted by: Yeff at January 12, 2010 11:34 AM (XIWj5)

64 Never lend your keyboard to a moron who can't follow simple instructions. Just sockpuppeted by JustMike. Missed yesterday's orgies entirely.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at January 12, 2010 11:34 AM (xqhoO)

Ace,

My pleasure, I need no more thanks than to know that the morons didn't have to drink valu rite all night!

They gave me your phone number for two minutes but then took it away, saying they needed it, and then didn't return it.

Yeah those cheap pre paid phones only work for an hour or so. unless you're calling in drinks and the silly manager gets the CC number wrong.

THEN they work really well! That's why she wanted the number back!

Glad everyone had a great time, pissed I couldn't come.

Posted by: Kemp at January 12, 2010 12:10 PM (2+9Yx)

66 So which was higher the sum of the IQs or the bar bill in USD?

Posted by: tmitsss at January 12, 2010 12:12 PM (V4Pya)

Just looked at the pics.

Did you all have a three D porn movie? or are those the secret decoder glasses that go with the tin hats?

Posted by: Kemp at January 12, 2010 12:12 PM (2+9Yx)

68 get your black bar censored sunglasses here, be ready for the next meetup

http://www.bewild.com/ceblbarsu.html

Posted by: tmitsss at January 12, 2010 12:14 PM (V4Pya)

69 Not one person there with a Negro dialect. WTF?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2010 12:17 PM (P33XN)

That picture is whiter than MSNBC's line up.

Clearly, something has to be done.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 12, 2010 12:18 PM (P33XN)

What about black bars for nipples and genitals?

Non satirical thanks to Ace for arranging and to everybody who showed up, it was a blast.

Posted by: iowahawk at January 12, 2010 12:19 PM (hqvM3)

72 Oh yeah, and thanks Kemp for the swell bar tab honorarium. Ka-ching!

Posted by: iowahawk at January 12, 2010 12:20 PM (hqvM3)

73 It was a pleasure to meet you all. (I think.) I was amazed as well about how much people chipped in. I proposed sending it all to Scott Brown but it seems the drunks over ruled it. I would also like to propose the creation of the "Get IowaHawk a decent necktie foundation". I've heard of being "old school" but what he wears is really pushing the limits.

Posted by: Alcoholic Terrorist at January 12, 2010 06:56 PM (Hr10p)

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