1 Bless the DemonCrooks.

2
why Illinois?

oh oh oh there's some of the juicy tax payer pay to play for the D's.

3 Okay now kids, this is a PERFECT example of irony.

4 I say, please, don't through me into the patch!

5 They've created this hell hole.  Let them lay/lie in it!

6 Think about it. Where would you want to do time? Cuba or Illinois?

7 Well, they're both kleptocracies.

8 Football thread!

Cheerleader Pics!

Football thread!

Cheerleader Pics!

9
As a person who suffered through six brutal winters in the Chicago 'burbs, those detainees will think they've died and gone straight to hell.  Let's see.....wicked evil brutal cold winters versus balmy sea breezes. 

Okay.  Works for me.  But only if libtards who voted for Teh Won get to clean up after the bastards and launder their prayer rugs. 

Done!

10 I'd rather be in Cuba, too.  (Just over the river in Iowa, we've been hit with about 8 inches of global warming, and with the wind kicking in, it feels like negative digits.)

11 FRICKEN POETIC JUSTICE WITHIN A CIRCLE OF HELL.  Should I feel bad about feeling good about this?


It never really hit home until I watched the Crowder PJTV coverage of Gitmo:  its a full-fledged military base, not the hellish little tree-less island I was lead to believe it was.

So, even I was taken in by the leftist/Obamaist lies.

12

C'mon, you mean after all the stink they would rather remain in a tropical paradise getting fat than go to a cold bleak Illinois Supermax with America's hardened heinous criminals ?


Get the f'ck out.

13
There's a lot of irony in the Universe of Lies. Funny, that.

14

i left there yesterday

i wouldn't want to go either

but then again, i'm not in prison

15 Damn, and to think I had all of these new parishoners lined up . . .

16 Roll Tide!

17 This was always a talking point that was made irresponsibly, and now the Dems won't man up and that they were full of shit about Gitmo. Now the detainees get screwed, we aren't as safe, but some crooked Chicago pols get some graft lucre from a new Supermax.

18 ACLU--ENGAGE!

19

Clowncar Administration: OK we're closing Gitmo!

Terrorist vermin: YAY!

Clowncar Administration: You're going to Illinois!

Terrorist vermin: Illinois? Can't we go to Somalia or Yemen?

20
ParisParamus, Gitmo is a dream station by many military standards.  And Gitmo is state-of-the-art.  Hell, remember the new flat screen TV's they installed before Bush left office?  They have classes in art, etc.  All the place is missing for those unwashed d-bags is 72 virgins.

Sheesh.  Glad I made it to the liquor store before it closed.

21  
Maybe they've been watching those prison specials that MSNBC has on late at night and on the weekends and said:

" Ya' know what, f'ck that ! "

22 The Cubans play better baseball than the Cubs. No wonder they don't want to leave Gitmo.

23

6 Think about it. Where would you want to do time? Cuba or Illinois?

I'll take a Cuban sammitch over loose meat any time..

...I know ..I know..bu Thomson is close enough to the Quad Cities to count as Iowa-near

24
On the up side, if the bastards escape they can take Barky's constituents as hostages. 

25

22  polemunch

but yeah, its true

btw, boise state should be playing, not texas

26 They've probably been watching the Weather Channel on their satellite TV.

27

Who's the hot black chick singin'the National Anthem??

28 I'd give Gitmo a solid B +

29 how did this info get leaked?  still need to know if this a cloward-piven thing or the real deal.....

30 Can't we just refurbish Alcatraz and let them sit near the bay.... then 'accidently' send them to art classes at Berkeley?

31 not to sound racist but why do blacks always try to turn the national anthem into their own creation?  just sing it damn it

32 Go Texas.  (Damn GA Tech for losing to Iowa.)

33 The national anthem is a living, breathing song.

34 Hmm--the singer just sang God Bless America, not The Star-Spangled Banner. Either song is great, though.

Where's Illinios? 

35 Glad they didn't sing the Rev. Wright version

36 29~ well, how could you tell the inmates from the local citizenry?  I mean, besides the fact that the inmates probably don't hate America as much as the natives....

37 Oh, and PS:  it looked quite nice:  palm trees, green... reminds me of the fact I almost chose to stay on Vieques in PR to avoid touristy places on the main island...

38 they would enjoy the snow here now.  HAHAHAHAHA

39

34  shit

joe = idiot

fml

40
Okay, sports fans.  Josh Groban singing the National Anthem (Beck makes fun of him on his radio show). 

41 but at least i can spell illinois

42

Hmmm...Cuba??...

...or Illinois?

43 41 It wasn't just me, then.

44

34 Hmm--the singer just sang God Bless America, not The Star-Spangled Banner. Either song is great, though

Had the sound down...don't lip synch..

...'sides...I wasn't looking at her mouth

45 42 - I think Illinois would appreciate me more.

46 boise would crush either of these teams

47 Musburger......so bad he makes you nostalgic for Keith Jackson

48
Look!  They're starting to like us!  They're really starting to like us!

49 Wow......what a dumbass move

50 The next time I see one of those morons (sorry--the other kind) soliciting money for the ACLU/NYCLU in the street:

I will contribute if to the ACLU if you can assure me that the funds will be used solely  for the defense fund to oppose tranferring the Gitmo detainees to a new Illinois prison--deal?

51 How much more incompetent would it make the Obama administration look if the Gitmo terrorists actually were successful in a court battle to allow them to stay there? 

52 #51 - HAHAHAHAHA!

53 #51 Not only does it make everyone from McCain leftward look stupid, it even makes Obama look bad separately since IL is his state.  It's MORE DELICIOUS THAN FICTION EVER COULD BE ;-)

54 31 not to sound racist but why do blacks always try to turn the national anthem into their own creation?  just sing it damn it

Posted by: ncj at January 07, 2010 08:26 PM (osK+w)

Apparently you missed Christina Aguilera's rendition

My favorite rendition of the Star Bangled Banner--Whitney Houston (during the Gulf War). I remember my dad screaming" Go hide your face Roseannne Bar, you fat twat!!!"

55 #51 - What utterly discomforts me about your comment is that it could turn out that way.

56 They don't call it "Club Gitmo" for nuthin'.

57 Wait.  I'm not sure McCain was for closing GB; I'm confusing that with his position on waterboarding.  Sorry if I defamed Senator McCain on this point.

58 Yes, I was mistaken.  So it's everyone left of McCain. 

59 4 I say, please, don't through me into the patch!

Posted by: Br'er Rabbit Muhammed

Okie, that's some extra-funny stuff right there!

And hell, lets send them up to York Factory Manitoba!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p7f3kh

If that linky works, you'll need to pull back a lot to figure out where it is.

60 ACLU is going to have a ball when the first detainee FREEZES TO DEATH.

61

Nuts!

Go Bing-map it yourself!

Crappy Wiki

62 funniest end of civilization, ever.

63

The U.S. Marshals Service is searching for three escaped federal prisoners, including a man from Chicago, who fled from the Tri-County Detention Center in Ullin in Southern Illinois.  Officials would not give any details about the method by which the men escaped.

The three men, Miguel Robles-Moya, 35, of Chicago, Rodney Brown, 35, of Alton, Ill., and Thomas Glaab, 28, of Anna, Ill., are all considered armed and dangerous.  The three escaped either late Tuesday night or early today, said U.S. Marshal Don Slazinik, Southern District of Illinois. They were wearing institutional jumpsuits at the time of their escape but have since discarded them.

Robles-Moya was held at the detention center on immigration charges. Rodney Brown was being held on federal charges as a felon in possession of a weapon and Glaab was held on charges of possession of methamphetamine.

The facility is county-owned and is staffed by contract workers, said U.S. Marshal Don Slazinik, Southern District of Illinois. County, state and federal prisoners are housed there.

State panel votes in favor of Illinois Gitmo plan

The TribuneÂ’s Clout Street blog reports: A panel of lawmakers voted today in favor of letting Gov. Pat Quinn close a little-used prison in northwestern Illinois so the Obama administration can use it to hold terrorism suspects now held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

The 7-4 vote by the Illinois Commission on Government Forecasting and Accountability was largely on party lines, with Democrats supporting the sale of the Thomson Correctional Center to the federal government and all but two Republicans opposed.

The vote was advisory and Quinn was expected to move ahead with the plan regardless.

 

64 No, this doesn't mean "Oh we should send them to Illinois because that's tougher punishment." We should keep them where they are, where we can quarantine them from humanity until this war ends, without implicating the Constitution's more generous protective clauses.

No, it means we should keep them where they are, but "thrown into the equivalent of a "supermax" security prison under near-lockdown conditions." I'm sick and tired of spending millions of dollars every year coddling these terrorists. Fuck Amnesty International, fuck the Red Cross Crescent, and fuck the ACLU!

If Bush had had any balls, when the Supreme Circus ruled that these unlawful combatants were being denied their rights, Bush should have said "Sorry, Sparky, you don't have jurisdiction over Gitmo."

They shouldn't have been water-boarding the fucking terrorists, they should have been sulfuric-acid-boarding them. "How does that feel, mother-fucker? Still feel like cutting off civilian's heads? You do? Hey, Corporal: Hook the battery cables to this dick-wad's testicles. We'll find out if you have any pertinent information about future terrorist attacks."

But noooooo. They get their own prayer rugs, their own copy of the Koran, kosher meals, TV, games, and on and on and on. We need more Cool Hand Luke ("Boy, what we have here is a failure to communicate!") and less Mary Poppins ("A spoon full of sugar will help the medicine go down!"). They've got a lot better living conditions than I did when I was stationed in Korea.

How did the lunatics end up in charge of the asylum?

65 #64 kosher meals

Are you being ironic, or do you mean halal?  Actually, it would be cool to tell these demons that their food was humanely killed, and bless by a Joo, but I'm sure that would be deemed cruel and illegal...

66 If this tidbit, and the resultant pants-sh*tting from the left, isn't on the 2010 top stories list somewhere, I'll eat my hat. Or something hat-shaped, like a hat-shaped cookie. This is friggin' hilarious. I can't wait until I can unload this on a lib in polite company. And, by unload, I mean slice like an f'n hammer!

67 implicating ?

68 The last time that a POTUS began to try and think that he was somehow "more equal " than the Supremes he had to resign

69 65 Kosher, halal, tomayto, tomahto, big fuckin' deal; it's all the same thing.
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68 The last time that a POTUS began to try and think that he was somehow "more equal " than the Supremes he had to resign

You must be a liberal. Ever hear the phrase "Separation of Powers"? How about "Activist Courts"? "Legislating from the Bench"? Any of these sound familiar? You may want to read Mark Levin's Men in Black (on second thought, it has some big words; you may want to get the audio book version).

Our country is doomed.

70 #64 kosher meals Are you being ironic, or do you mean halal? Actually, it would be cool to tell these demons that their food was humanely killed, and bless by a Joo, but I'm sure that would be deemed cruel and illegal Actually, halal and kosher are virtually the same, considering they came from the same source-Talmud. Muhammed borrowed liberally from that and the Christian Bible when he "received" his revelations from Jabril. Several Muslim friends would ask for kosher food, since that was more recognizable than Halal. (granted, this was years before 9/11, when we all became well versed in Islam.) Anecdotal, I know, but after 10 + years in the Middle East, I'm gonna claim first hand sourcing.

71

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Dennis Miller predicted this exact scenario months ago.

Beautiful!

72

Ya know I was actually thinking about this a while ago.... I saw a special on NGTV about an aging maximum security State prison in Michigan. The conditions would appear horrible to the average normal law abiding person....cold & rotton baloney sandwhiches on a styrofoam plate, living in fear of being raped frequently by aggressive african americans, 1 hour of fresh air per week, getting into fights and then getting throwin into solitary for a few day's at a time. Real nasty shit.

Short of my personal preference for slow torture followd by grotesque execution, these conditions seem like a perfect alternative for a country/society with no balls to deal with the worst criminals and terrorists. Keep them in these conditions for life.

Either recreate the conditions of the worst state penetentiry down at gitmo or let them mingle with the general population of these prisons here in the states. A much more humane way to deal with the problem overall. The state inmates would love some fresh muslim ass to explore.

Gitmo is a friggin country club. If they get shipped to the States, they will be sgregated and given the same cushy conditions they now recieve at gitmo. No fucking difference. The only way to make this a burden for them is to have them experience real prison life everyday untill they croak or get killed.

There is a reason why the Roman Empire lasted as a form of a Rebublic with a polyglot mixture of people for almost 500 years. They dealt with this shit appropriately. This country will be lucky to last another 50-100 years if we keep this nonsense up.

Additionaly.... while I am at it... .... I am convinved that zero is the manchurian candidate. If you ever had to create the perfect individule to invade the executive branch in order to destroy the country from within, then zero is it. But now I am letting paranoid conspiricy theories get the better of me

73 #70, yes, but do you think these fine men at Gitmo (and their supporters around the world) would be content with "hey, jew-kosher is just as good as halal? 

(I am Jewish, and all derogatory references I eva make to Jews are facetious)

74 #72, I am in Brooklyn, too--that makes four of us...

75

I am convinved that zero is the manchurian candidate.

No. The Manchurian candidate was, to outward appearance, a loyal American. No one in the 48% was (or is) living under that delusion.

76 Hell they would have to give up the royalties on all of that club Gitmo gear. I hope the ACLU takes up their cause. From a tropical paradise to Illinois. That's cruel and unusual punishment.

77 At least in Illinois it won't get so hot they tear their own hair out and leave it in a convenient pile for Dick Durbin to discover.

78 Many of you are reasonably prosperous (or perhaps formerly prosperous) Westerners who've traveled various places outside US borders.

So you've seen the kinds of cabins, cottages, etc. that pull three hundred bucks a night or more in the distant reaches of the Pacific.   You recognize that "ecotourist resort" is another term for "no AC, no plumbing, and scorpions in the outhouse."   Perhaps you've learned, when traveling to China's heavy-industry hinterlands, to ask for the hotel that isn't upstairs from the meat-dog restaurant.

So, fundamentally, as with everything else in life it's a matter of tradeoffs.  At Club G-Bay you've got working AC, a library, and a full-service kitchen; on the downside access to windsurfing beaches sucks and the checkout desk isn't well-staffed.

I think the military should try an experiment.  Now that the place is emptying out a bit, put some peak-season weeks up on RCI or Redweek or one of the other timeshare-exchange networks.  Maybe they can move the fences around a little bit and do some landscaping.   See what kind of interest they get. 

At least when you're eating halal at Gitmo you're not gonna find out that meat you just pulled out of the hot-pot was Fido.

79

My evil desire to send them to a supermax in snow-land fights with my desire to keep them out of the U.S.

I'm arm wrestling myself to decide.

80
Another policy is total disarray.

81 What we should do is wring them for intelligence until they're dry, and then make an assessment: are they still a threat? If no, dump 'em back in whatever camel-humping hellhole they came from with the promise that if their fingerprints subsequently turn up on so much as a parking ticket then their lives are forfeit; if yes then march them out of the interrogation chamber to kneel in front of an executioner and get a .45ACP to the base of the skull. We've been fighting these mattress stains since that schizophrenic paedophile Mohammed first busted out of Arabia and enslaved a vast arc of the Earth from Morocco to the Philippines. Time for a new fucking Crusade.

82 Im still saying those terrorists should be living with their biggist supporters in HOLLYWOOD

83 Send them to the South Pole and let them escape. Pack up and go back home.

84 Well, now we know why the guys who escaped in Yemen rejoined AQ - they were hoping to get back into Gitmo!

85 Well the administration certainly needs to do something about this, because after all, according to Obama, Guantanamo is the reason the Christmas day bombing attempt occurred in the first place.

86 Woah, why did it add "minx.cc" to the beginning of my url in the above comment?

87 I don't need UGG boots, but I might welcome the terrorists in Illinois. They could blow up Chicago City Hall, the county buildings etc. ! Just joking Jan N.

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