1 Religion of Peace.

As long as you do what they say.

2

1 Religion of Peace.

As long as you do what they say.

Sort of like libs themselves.

3 I'm thinking I should hide my custom toilet paper rolls for a few days.

4 Ms Norris: http://tinyurl.com/2f7u5qd

5

I'm going to do one of those things so I can get on the execution list. 

I'll gladly arrange any islamoidist thug's meeting with his 72 virgin sheep in hell.

6 I'm sure President Knock on Their Doors and Get In Their Faces will condemn this any minute now.

7 "Do unto others, as you would do to anyone you don't like."

Submit to the will of Allah, unbeliever, or die, or be reduced to slavery. Unless you desire to ride to the gates of Vienna and turn back the horde which seeks conquest, destruction, and domination.

8 We should all be thankful that Muslims invented paper so that there are magazines. Or something.

9 "The medicine prescribed by the Messenger of Allah is the execution of those involved," writes Awlaki, 39, a Las Cruces, N.M.-born American citizen.

10 ~O:-{> Mo with turban fuse

11 (((:-)>-/---<

12

Norris could use this to her advantage. She should serialize this development in cartoon format. For instance, she could run a series of cartoons depicting what she does to thwart the Islamist Jihad against her lowly self. Or she could put a burka on the teapot that was Mohammed and call it one of Mohammed's many wives.

Or she could caricaturize herself as the avenging angel anti-Jihadist, this has so much potential for her to capitalize on it.

13 I will personally not stand for any kind of chilling of free speech.

14 Launch the Crusades II!

15

Question; is that Messenger of Allah of whom he speaks, is that the guy who married his six year old cousin?  Guided by the words of Allah?  The same guy who prescribed death to anyone who wouldn't voluntarily convert to the religion that propounds just about every vile, corrupt, perverted, depraved, wickedness of humanity as a reward in the afterlife and as a charateristic of the 'messenger'?

That guy?

Just curious, because if that guy was alive today, he'd be in prison... pretty much anywhere in the world.

16 Do you know how much C-4 we can pack into the cargo container of the Space Shuttle? 

And upon re-entry,  can we pretty much fly the craft into anywhere.  Right?

I only ask as a concerned Payload Specialist.

17

Meanwhile, back at the ranch mosque, Precedent Shanksta has trouble deciding which side of Islam he's on.  P-shop should get an award.

http://tinyurl.com/2as3b57

18 blasted tea parties!

19 Sounds like NASA is falling down on the job.

20 Hey, ever notice this? 72 virgins per 'splodeyhead, 72 strokes per round. I'm just sayin'...

21 It's going to be tough, though not impossible, for the MSM to spin this as Norris' own fault.  Who will step into the breach?  

22 No one with the last name Norris should ever have to fear for her life. 

23 I hates every iota of a non-believer.

24
24 No one with the last name Norris should ever have to fear for her life. 

You got that right.

25 I can think of a thousand reasons why the rest of the planet would be better off if Islam suddenly and gratuitously VANISHED.

I hate that so called religion with a fervor only IT could warrant.

26 They can haz my head when they cut it from my cold dead shoulders.

27 Someone from NASA needs to visit Alaki and let him know what an !!!!1!!!11!!11!! job he is doing.

28 why don't the cartoonists of the world declare a fatwa on Imam Anwar al Alaki? Death by a thousand Sharpie fine point stabs, and no virgins of either sex after they croak him.

29 "Inspire" magazine?  Sounds like a brand of douche.

30 I think NSA would be better off engaging with Muslims...by destroying their minds with awesomely large random number generators. 

31 Since Norris showed all the intestinal fortitude  of  barnyard fowl in trying to walk her idea back into the coop, I have little sympathy for her. The crocodile may NOT eat her last.

32

in deference to my warning about "vague posts hinting at the need for violence" last week....I'll just say....

 

"shouldn't we be making these nice clerics and their fans some warm swiss miss and s'mores?'

33 "...called out for death by Imam Anwar al-Awlaki."

In a Perfect World this Awlaki character would walk out of his bomb factory mosque and straight into a .50 cal sniper round.

34 Hate to say it, but if everybody drew Jesus one day, you would get some wacko Christianist doing the exact same thing.

35

"Inspire"?  ... I get inspired every morning seting on the throne ...

36 She should wrap herself in bacon--she'll be protected by hordes of morons and will repel the Mohammedian savages. 

37

37,

REALLY?

I must have missed the Fatwas over well...over any representation of jesus....when did we kill maplethorpe?

38

"The table of contents included articles such as 'Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom,' which promised to be 'a detailed yet short, easy-to-read manual on how to make a bomb using ingredients found in a kitchen.'

'We also call upon and encourage our readers to contribute by sending their articles, comments or suggestions to us,' the magazine's introduction read.



Dear al-Penthouse:

I never thought someting like this could ever happen to a guy like me in real life **ker-blam**

39 Sought for comment, Awlaki, 39, a Las Cruces, N.M.-born American citizen could not be reached as he was judge and master of ceremony in a goat beauty pageant.

40 The difference between a Christian and an Islamist in these situations is that the Christian will warn you that you are in danger of going to Hell, but the Islamist will try to SEND you there.

41 The Religion Of Peace just carried out two bombings on restaurant crowds in Uganda that were watching the World Cup. 74 dead.

42

"She should wrap herself in bacon--she'll be protected by hordes of morons..."

If "protected" means the same thing as "eat her hard",  then yes.

43 I campaigned for Reagan in '84. I have conservative credibility.

44 That's the best the FBI/DHS will do, tell Norris she's going to be killed.

Whose fault for not protecting her and America from terrorists within?

45 Al Qaeda has a magazine?

46 "The magazine promotes an article by al-Awlaki titled 'May Our Souls be Sacrificed for You.'."


Also in the first issue, a personality quiz to see which Twilight vampire you're most like.

47

48,

 

and I and my cow jumped over the moon sport....

 

again when did we "evil Xians" kill Robert "piss christ" Maplethorpe?

48 "Inspire". Look for it in the White House waiting room.

49

Ever notice how 'death' is pretty much the standard punishment from these "free thinking" types.

You already know that if it is a new day, they are going to have something new to be offended about.  And with that offense - the "death" sentence.

It's freaking tiresome.

50 Thoughtful Conservative?

Please.  Your mask has too many holes in it.

51

Yeah, remember all those death threats after "Piss Christ?"

Yes, Yes, I do! And the Legion Of  Mary kidnapped the guy who did a portrait of Christ's mother with elephant dung. They took him to a chapel in Queens and ritually beheaded the artist. It's true, you can see the video on YouTube!!!1!!

52 Posted by: sven10077 at July 12, 2010 10:12 AM (kq1lG)

I'm very concerned?

53

57 Thoughtful, Concerned, Christian Conservative, Who was Gonna Vote for McCain but Palin is too far.......

 

your slip is showing love.

54

#37

Thanks for that.  If no actual troll steps up, someone has to say it.  Every evil deed by a Muslim must be balanced with a comment about mythical Christianists or Tim McVeigh.  Now the world won't spin off its axis. 

55

59 beagle,

all give some, some give all

56 Worse than Islam is Liberalism, which enables it to spread its hatred.  As it enables Communism, Nazism, Socialism, et al.

57 53 "Inspire". Look for it in the White House waiting room on Barry and Michelle's nightstands.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2010 10:16 AM (FcR7P)

FIFY. 

58 again when did we "evil Xians" kill Robert "piss christ" Maplethorpe? I would have to agree here. The comparison is wayyyyyyyyyy out. It's like comparing Barney Frank to Barney the effin dinosaur just b/c they share first names.

59 61 Worse than Islam is Liberalism, which enables it to spread its hatred.  As it enables Communism, Nazism, Socialism, et al.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 12, 2010 10:20 AM (eNxMU)

Great point!

60

LOOK OUT EVERYONE!!!

I just spotted two old ladies holding rosary beads over there - run for cover!!!1!!

FEAR the fanatic bead-carrying Catholic matriarchs!!!!11!!!?

111

61

 Muslims condemn ALL depictions of Mo, not just the negative ones, right?    So the mapplethorpe comparison isn't valid.

Don't kids draw sketches of Jesus in pretty much every Bible class in every church on every Sunday....?  They used to.  Or did they stop, due to the Christian death threats......?  Hah.

 

62

37 Hate to say it, but if everybody drew Jesus one day, you would get some wacko Christianist doing the exact same thing.

No; the Muslims don't like it if you draw Jesus either. Or Moses, or even Lot. They're prophets in Islam too.

Muslims take it personally if you insult a specifically Muslim figure; but sometimes they make threats against Jesus caricaturists as well. Generally this is accompanied with a press statement about how, unlike those weak so-called Christians, Muslims are protecting the honour of all the prophets blah blah citation of Q. 3:84.

63

#67

The media always gives the idolatry reasoning behind the cartoon jihad.  In reality, they base their jihad on a hadith which says "He who insults a prophet, kill him."  Muslims carried signs to make that clear, but the media performed admirably in hiding that fact, as ususal.  There is a general prohibition on art in Islam,  applying to any depiction of the human form.  That's why Islamic art always looks like a pattern on boxer shorts or a tablecloth.

So to be clear, insulting Muhammed is punishable by death and Islam bans all art which depicts humans.  So a cartoon of Muhammed is doubly bad, but it has nothing to do with idolatry.    

 

64 (({:~{>

65

Muslims are okay with Piss Christ because there's a cross involved, btw. Whoever was on that cross (Islamically) wasn't Jesus. (Sura 4, this time). There's a debate in Islam about whether the crucified figure was just a divine illusion or if God swapped Jesus with Judas (as punishment) or with Simon of Cyrene (taking one for the team).

Breaking crosses used to be an Islamic specialty. So, Serrano gets a pass.

If Serrano had done a picture with Jesus getting banged in the ass, then the Muslims would have had his head by now. But Serrano knew what he was doing.

66

You idiots astound me sometimes.  Why is it that people have to use a giant

/SARC so that you can be in on the jokes?  Can't you actually stop and think for a second?  Doesn't anybody remember long-running gags on this site?  Anyone?

67 37 Hate to say it, but if everybody drew Jesus one day, you would get some wacko Christianist doing the exact same thing.

Posted by: Thoughtful Conservative Who Voted For McCain at July 12, 2010 10:03 AM (BuNr7)

Congrats, you have posted the very first giant crock of shit of the week.

68 I would have to agree here. The comparison is wayyyyyyyyyy out. It's like comparing Barney Frank to Barney the effin dinosaur just b/c they share first names. I think that comparison might be closer then you think.

69

78 AlexD,

 

and that is no sarcasm our fauult as Christians who don't want to appear "culturally insensitive"....

I've been in Churches where the pastor tries to pretend Islam is no different than Christianity or at worst is a "lost sheep"....

 

um, no they are our mortal enemy

70

Let's keep Barky busy fucking up NASA, and keep him away from DARPA:

The goal, Darpa (sic) says ... is to give ... the guy who usually coordinates air strikes in an infantry unit — “the ability to visualize, select and employ weapons... from an “optionally manned/unmanned” A-10 “Warthog.”

"This here is what we call a 'remote', Achmed."

 

 

71 WHERE IS YOUR SKYGOD NOW?

72 I just spotted two old ladies holding rosary beads over there - run for cover!!!1!!

You laugh now, but wait till those little beads are made out of semtex.

73 I am Molly Norris.

Hey, you - over here!

74 I've seen some headlines about the blasts perpetuated by Islam in Uganda.  Wonder what Barry will say about that?  After he finishes his golf game, of course, of course.  Priorities and all that.

75

"...the blasts perpetuated perpetrated by Islam in Uganda."

Granted, it seems to be a perpetual problem.

 

76 I don't know but would bet Ms Norris was one of those liberal types that voted for Obama, I still would like to see her not be butchered.
I can't wait to find out how our great president is going to handle this. Nothing? Well she's not black after all.

I propose a "Wipe my ass with the Koran Month" I've got a copy of the Koran, I'll use a couple pages in place of toilet paper. Save a tree man.

I'm also waiting on the moderate muslims to condemn this, you know the ones I'm constantly being lectured about. Nothing?

77

To be a white house "reporter" today...

"Is the president ready to condemn the Fatwa against an American civilian for exercising her freedom of speech?" 

 

Of course that would require real reporting and not just the regurgitation of DNC talking points.

78 When Awlaki came out with his fatwa, the first thing Molly Norris should have done is say, "OK, now we'll have an Everyone Draw Awlaki Day". Everyone draw a buch of funny shit and mail it to him. If I could draw at all, maybe I'd draw one of him blowing a dog, they have something against dogs don't they?

79

I'm trying to have compassion for Norris, I understand living with a death threat will be very difficult and scary. Especially since somehow over the last ten years Seattle has pretty much exploded with Muslims, mostly because we opened our arms to the "poor Somalis" and let them settle here with absolutely no questions asked. So, it isn't too farfetched to think that someone might try to follow through on this particular fatwa.

But, my compassion for her is tempered by the fact that she refused to stand with her convictions and it didn't do her any good anyway. Now I am sure her fellow liberals (Dan Savage especially) will portray her as some brave soul about all of this and that to my mind isn't fair to all of the truly brave men and women who have stood up to Islam over the years and are continuing to stand up to Islam, no matter the cost to their own lives.

80 That's interesting. The Muslims should have condemned the artist who did the Virgin Mary poo portrait. According to their own rules anyway

81 Another liberal mugged by reality.  I wonder if it will take.  I sincerely hope she stays safe.

82 Yeah well first I was going to say a goat but I was trying to think of something that their sophisticated religion had a law against. Aren't dogs suppoded to be dirty or something. Geez, who doesn't like dogs? And what's that other "cultural" thing about showing the bottom of your shoe? And don't anyone argue that that is cultural not Islam, Their whole culture is Islam.  

83 The devil doesn't like dogs, remember the Twilight Zone?

84

They couldn't take out a fatwa on that chick who does the "Cathy" cartoons?

 

Ha Ha nothing like a little joke to put terrorist death-threats into perspective.

85 They picked her because she's such a coward.

What they want, what they need so badly, is to show the world how powerful they are.  They go first against the weakest targets they can find because they are very insecure about their power.

Islam has always appealed to the desperate and vengeful, much as Christianity appeals to the meek and self sacrificing.

She painted a bulls-eye on her head, not when she initially broached the topic, but when she freaked out before anyone else.  Whoever bends their knee first will be the one that goes down.

that's not to say she deserves this.  She's but a normal person who got scared of the psychos and was unable to hold the line on our human rights.  She's no hero and I don't like her, but she doesn't deserve to pay these butchers.

The correct response is to go into hiding, I guess.  She probably will face actual attempts on her life.  Let's hope she makes public comments that condemn what's being done to her and show bravery.

86 NASA should perform its new duties as world peacniks by providing a free trip to the moon for these special muslims. No return ticket.

87

two burka clad women are walking down the street and one says to the other "does the bomb make my butt look big?"

Bwahahhaaaa. I never get tired of that one.

88 Guys, go to megaindependents site and check out the articles. And read the first article don't just go by the headline.

89 101 - NASA should perform its new duties as world peacniks by providing a free trip to the moon for these special muslims. No return ticket.

Or spacesuit

90

Guys, go to megaindependents site and check out the articles

I did. Funny stuff...

91 buzzion, not sure this time, they are hitting one of that crew's favorites with this fatwa so I'm sure that Savage and his bunch will be able to spin it somehow to work with their cognitive dissonance. Liberals are nothing if not extremely flexible in their warped thinking. They can bend themselves into pretzels to justify two seemingly opposite desires.

92 WTF????

93 SHH be bery bery quiet!

94 Meh fartwa schmartwa

95 I am Molly Norris!

96 More mind numbing logic from the Obama Admin:
Mr (John O.) Brennan also said: "The president's strategy is absolutely clear about the threat we face. Our enemy is not terrorism because terrorism is but a tactic. Our enemy is not terror because terror is a state of mind and, as Americans, we refuse to live in fear. Nor do we describe our enemy as jihadists or Islamists because jihad is holy struggle, a legitimate tenet of Islam meaning to purify oneself of one's community."
http://tinyurl.com/2f5vz9z

OK, so apparently we're only fighting ourselves.

97 Animals, every last one of them.

98
She gets to spend the rest of her life looking over her shoulder for barbaric thugs.

Who, Tea Partiers?

99 My advice to Molly is to get the bastard first.

100

What's Anwar al-Awlaki's real time?  Johnny O'Grady?

101 I sure hope Molly enjoys all the benefits of the second amendment now that she has enjoyed the first.  Oh, yeah, you have to fill out all that paperwork first and then there is that waiting period.....you'll be OK after that. 

102 Penn (of Penn and Teller) was asked why he doesn't rip radical Islam on his Bullshit show like he did the Catholic Church. He said (paraphrase), "I don't want my family killed".

103 Yeah, but to be fair, think of all the people looking over their shoulder for right-wing militia thugs.
Oh, wait.  There aren't any.

104 "She should wrap herself in bacon--she'll be protected by hordes of morons..."

If "protected" means the same thing as "eat her hard",  then yes.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 12, 2010 10:09 AM (HaYO4)

Yeah, that Moron Meetup did get pretty out of control, didn't it?

105  Islam only works on the weak and poor... The FREE and strong will sit back and laugh at them ... The Muslims are Lazy and backward and contribute nothing but Pain and misery to People who believe in their faith..

106

Funny stuff here, guys. Thanks for it all --

Molly

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