1 Awwww, poor jugears.

2 As I have said before and will say again, every thing is about him. If any of his people can find anything in the room bigger than his ego they need to kill it.

3 uncontrollable events are raaacist.

4 Hey, Presidentin' is hard and shit!!

When's my tee time?

5 “All you can do is smile at the absurdity of these things piling up,” said someone who spends much of the day with Obama, referring to the turds that keep sliding down his pant leg and getting ground into the carpets.

6 Someone who has never done a job satisfactorily for more than about 3 years before trying to move on to the Next Big Thing is upset that the job isn't what he thought it would be?

Color me surprised.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, he can't just vote "present" here for the rest of his term while campaigning to be the next Secretary-General of the UN.

7 The Obamatrons and other Democrats really feel they're smarter than everyone else, and that Bush and his team really were stupid.  Problems of the economy, war, foreign relations and social justice were supposed to be much easier to manage once the "smart" team came into office.

Oops.  Guess not.  These guys are so smart they're making every problem worse, despite their paid PR staff in the Democrat Controlled Media.

8 As the 5-4 ruling in McDonald demonstrates the fall election and the 2012 election are the most important elections in history.

This nation can not survive 2 more years of total commie control or 6 more years of OBama regardless of congress.  

9 You think Precedentin' is hard? Try making a living out here in Omerica.

10 Just do what I did Barry....Nothing! And then after that, screw some interns and watch lesbo porn with the wifey.

11 I expect he will be whining right up to the end of his fourth year.  Hopefully there will not be a fifth.

12

Barack Obama is

Affirmative Action, Jackson.

13 Just imagine how ape-shit they'd be going if they were facing the hostile media that Bush faced.

14 In keeping with the current trend of umpires admitting their bad calls...Obama admits he's in in over his head.  The next time he throws the opening pitch at a ballgame, he'll expect to be credited for a no-hitter. 

15 The result of being coddled and told your special your entire life, then having everyone else do the lifting (light and heavy) for you.

16 Someone call the WAAAAHbulance for them, stat!

If Obamao and his acolytes think things are hard now just wait until the impeachment and criminal proceedings start. If Obamao and his buddies are very lucky maybe he will get sent to some Club Fed where they have a golf course.

17

_{Color me surprised.}

Watch it, buddy!

18 Presidentin' is hard is one of my favorite Moronlogisms. 

In the last week or two, Roger L. Simon had a brief post up about how Obama may have a nervous breakdown or resign since Presidentin' is hard.  IIRC, the gist of the post was that Simon had not previously thought that was the case but was beginning to come around to that point of view.

19 Ya'll have golf courses on here???

20

_{Someone call the WAAAAHbulance for them, stat!}

Light da AmberLamps!

21 Gee, when the mooo falls off the mooosiah, it gets tough out there for our man-child president.

22

...“If you take a wide-lens view of the domestic and international accomplishments, he has brought America back,” Emanuel said. “We have righted the ship on the crises we inherited, and laid a new foundation for long-term economic competitiveness.”

That there is some mighty potent horse shit. Too weedy to use on the yard, though.

23

Well I for one would like to echo the prez's complaints. 

It's damn hard here too to get a descent tee time.  What the hell's up with that?

24

_{"...he has brought America back..."}

He has united a large portion of the population in opposition to his bad-self.

25

So I'm guessing that this may not actually be the time when the planet begins to heal...

when the seas begin to recede...

yada, yada, yada?

26

Barack Obama in

Mr. Bubbles Goes to Washington

27 Uhm...color me not sympathetic.

28 Braaiiiins....Caucasian Braaiiiins....

29

If some of those people surrounding Obama had been astute, maybe they may have read H.R. Haldemans' diary of the Nixon years. Same stuff crops up over and over." Events are getting out of hand, WE  have to get on top of it."

Didn't happen then, won't happen now. Face it kids, it's the big leagues. All you can do is react. Just try to react well.

30 Normally the idea that Pres O would resign would be too happy to contemplate, but then I consider the order of succession and I shiver.

Nice job, 52%.  I will hate you forever.

31 "No. Sir, that's not what we mean by 'Bunker Buster'."

32 over at hot air, someone gave a good quote: PBHO doesnÂ’t understand the cooking instructions on a Pop-Tart package much less the fiscal structures of the US economy.

33 Buh-buh-buh he was soooooo smart!  And a lightworker!!

34 You mean being president is more than just reading off of a teleprompter, jamming through a left wing agenda and then golfing and vacationing?

35 Awww: Team Obama Thinnks Being President Is HardMust be the math.  Or maybe the spelling.

36 What a load of crap written by a couple of douche bags.  Are Mike Allen and Glenn Thrush applying for a position with a major MFM firm?

37 I wonder if the fact that he's a total cock plays into this.

38 Must be the math.

Math is racist.

39 not sure what the criteria is for being able to do the job. i mean what were reagan's qualifications?

but it was too easy to tell during the campaign that obama was in fact, a tad too lazy. and all the hype surrounding this guy was insane, just have a gander at youtube for it. poor guy bit off more than he could chew. what a fuck up.

40 let's see, i do seem to recall a crisis of his choosing:. the racist cop vs the ivy league black professor. boy he was over that crisis like fat on ass--you all know whom i am referring too. yup, obama couldn't sit still for the facts to actually come out, he was all giddy with accusations. as for me i'm anxious about the next crisis, somehow it always end up with obama sitting on top of a mountain of cash wondering how to spend it.


 

41 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  nope, still don't feel better.

42

6 Someone who has never done a job satisfactorily for more than about 3 years before trying to move on to the Next Big Thing is upset that the job isn't what he thought it would be?

I remember reading an article about how Obama has never held any one job for longer than 3 years and the author felt that Obama would only be a one term president.  I'm pretty sure it was Taranto over at WSJ but I can't find the article at this time. 

Anyways, I expect more golf in President Black Gold's future.

43 I for one am growing weary of the word "inherited".

44 And after my tee time, I expect a concert and a waygu beef sandwich!

45 But he was right. President-Elect is more important than President.

You realize, since Obama's inauguration, the Office of the President-Elect has been vacant. And look what's happened to the country since then!

If only we still had Obama as President-Elect. We finally found the flaw in the Constitution.

46 ...And a smoke and then some hoops.

47

 i mean what were reagan's qualifications?

Governor. Of the State of California.

Leads me (somehow), to something else. Is Obama even computer literate?

Hell, if he spent anytime near enough hours playing something like SimCity, as opposed to golf, do you think he might start to understand the cause and effect of his decisions?

I really wonder about this guy.

48 Gee, I wonder how many times Bobby Jindal has played golf in the past two months?

You know, trying to save your state when the freakin Federal government is trying to stop you at every turn is pretty hard work too!

49 "What were Reagan's qualifications"?  Seriously?  Oh, just two terms as governor of California and a lot of time spent thinking very deeply about the principles and practice of conservatism.  Don't beclown yourself.

50 Oh, just two terms as governor of California and a lot of time spent thinking very deeply about the principles and practice of conservatism.

He also headed up a union. And had a career in radio and movies.

So, basically, he did a hell of a lot more than Mr. Community Organizer ever did.

51 "What were Reagan's qualifications"?  Seriously?  Oh, just two terms as governor of California and a lot of time spent thinking very deeply about the principles and practice of conservatism.  Don't beclown yourself."

--yikes, forgot bout that. i stand utterly corrected.

Don't beclown yourself."

--calm down already for christ's sakes.

52 I feel sorry for those working in the White House.  I sure hope their mommies put sticky notes in their lunch boxes, reminding those hard-working politicos how much their mommies love them.

53 When you've lived your entire life as a poster child for affirmative action, doing actual stuff might prove to be challenging. But at least his self-esteem is high!

54

Everything this effete Fauntleroy faces OR accomplishes

is "unprecedented".  The MSM continues to sell him

as our "Moses".   Apparently, we're reliving biblical

times all over again....and now is not the time to

forsake our ordained leader.  It's enuff to gag a

maggot.

55

We have righted the ship on the crises we inherited, and laid a new foundation for long-term economic competitiveness

How on earth does he claim this?  What do they believe they have done to lay a foundation for long-term economic competitiveness?  Seriously? 

56 haiyku333 has another video on YouTube, this one about the A-Whale.

The Won can't make a decision about a skimmer ship,  even.  It's too hard for him,  apparently.

Man,  if I were a Gulf Coast resident I would be hauling out the pitchforks and torches for a march on DC!

57 My lib sister was babbling along in this vein yesterday. Poor Osama Obama, he actually has to think and make decisions.

He actually has to do what he promised, and that just ain't fair.

We all know the principles of "affirmative action" created jobs that required no effort on the part of the jobholder. Those are the kinds of jobs the Traitor-in-Chief has held for his entire adult life.

Why should the presidency be different?

It's time to get a rational, patriotic adult in the White House before the destruction becomes total.

58 But at least his self-esteem is high!

I'm not so sure about that.  He has wicked thin skin.

59

Man,  if I were a Gulf Coast resident I would be hauling out the pitchforks and torches for a march on DC!

Well, if nothing else, plenty of oil/tar washing up on your beaches to light the torches.

60 Link to video about a-Whale:

http://bit.ly/bYwynK

61 Well this group is really delusional if they think they have avoided two PR disasters. Yes just keep telling yourselves that....

62 “We have righted the ship on the crises we inherited, and..."

These assholes never seem to miss a chance to point fingers at others, do they?

63

I really wonder about this guy.

Posted by: HH at June 28, 2010 11:42 AM (6oDXl)

You shouldn't; he's as dumb as a steaming pile of dogshit.  That should've been evident during the health-care back and forth when he let loose with that dumbass statement revealing he didn't understand what auto insurance covered.  The fucking Constitutional scholar didn't even know what a teenager would be ridiculed for being unaware of.  Any simpleton cocksucker that still called him "smart" after that has no credibility.

64 Donna,  I couldn't agree more!

Apparenetly they are so myopic that they think that the only thing that matters is "showing decisiveness."   The REASON McCrystal had to be fired is that a high-ranking military officer and his staff revealed how much they old the civilians of the administration in contempt.  Not exactly a PR win for Obama.

And as far as the BP escrow fund, the people of the Gulf would much rather some attention be placed on keeping the beaches protected,   but of course he is NOT doing that.   If it doesn't involve lawyers and/or endless speeches and meetings,  he is totally uninterested.   That escrow fund doesn't save one pelican or dolphin.

65

British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan. When asked what the greatest challenge statesmen face he replied, "Events, my dear boy, events".

Events and Harold Macmillan are racist

66

You know the only upside of oil-soaked wildlife?  Pre-tarred feathers!  Lemons, lemonade, etc.

67 I really hate these people. I can't wait to vote.

68

Gee.. Presidents have to deal with problems, some of which they might have not planned for.  I got the feeling that if Barry had had to deal with 9/11 that his team would have spent the whole time whining about how it was now impossible to implement cap and trade and health care takeover legislation.

69 But at least his self-esteem is high!

The Precedent knows that he's retarded.  He's seen his own SATs and LSATs.

70

A quick glance at a history book will not only show that every other President has had to deal with unexpected problems beyond their control but many have had to deal with far more dangerous and intractable problems.

Like with most proggs, history started on the day they were born.

71

Posted by: Illinidiva at June 28, 2010 12:11 PM (UJkUY)

Hell, not only that, imagine these idiots being in charge of the D-Day landings at Normandie.

"What, no life vests for the troops? Call it off!!!."

We could go on and on. Except we would be probably be dealing with the Greater German Reich today, instead of Europe.

 

72 Awwww... poor Wee Wee. It's so unfair that events like the BP oil spill keep interrupting his White House parties and time out on the golf course.

73 Posted by: Illinidiva at June 28, 2010 12:11 PM

We know how Osama Obama would have "dealt with" 9/11.

Remember his squishy, "we have to understand what made them do it" comments after 9/11?

He can't go against his Muslim pals. All those years in a madrasa and his days hangin' with such True American Heroes as Bomber Billy Ayers and that Man of Peace Rev. Wright have left their mark.

If terrorists seize on the Traitor-in-Chief's weakness and predilection for antisemitism and sucking-up to despots and mass murderers, we are going to be in the soup for sure. We will not only have to fight those who want to destroy us from outside, but those who want to destroy us from within.

74

"Yes, he showed decisiveness in firing McChrystal."  Wow, that was a tough call wasn't it? Firing your top commander because he said you were unengaged in the war he was running. I bet they put a whole week's worth of thought into that one with two or three czars appointed to be in charge of "general firing" and a committee of MSM reporters left-wing supporters working out the proper spin to show how Teh One acted "decisively" about something other than which wedge will best get him out of a sandtrap.  

75

 "Events, my dear boy, events".

Or as Moma used to say...

Shit, it happens....

76 kind of like the health care bill, or the AZ law, or the cap and trade law .... glad this was all about military chain of command and what's best for the mission and not Obama getting his "decider" on.


"The president read only a few paragraphs from the piece before calling his staff into the meeting and discussing whether the general should be forced to resign.

It was clear to Obama that McChrystal had to go. It was, in the mind of his handlers, the perfect setting for Obama to exercise decisive, unilateral leadership Â— the kind you canÂ’t exhibit in trying to add jobs a few thousand at a time or explaining why bailing out a car company is good policy."

77 O-ba-ma has pland for usa,  Its just takt a while.  You hide and watch.

78 "   "What, no life vests for the troops? Call it off!!!."

Posted by: HH at June 28, 2010 12:18 PM (6oDXl) "

Yeah, no kidding.  There is something rather creepy about someone who can't make a significant decision to save his life.

it's like everyone around him makes the decisions and he just signs off on them or something....  Oh wait...

79 Why it's almost as if the American public (that's thinking) expects results!

80

I'd say that with the $trillions in new spending and putting the taxpayer on the corporate hook for MANY $trillions more that B+rry has done his damnest to sink the ship of state...He's well on his way to Mission Accomplished...except for the 2012 election he'd wreck this place totally.

Remember recently..."We will not falter..." and he almost said we will not fail? He is consumed by Bush, yet he IS Carter.

81 The problem with Obama is twofold:
(1) Obama's not smart enough.
(2) Nobody's smart enough.

(1) The "intellectual" circles in which Obama operates are now so diluted with stupid ideas and political orthodoxy that all one needs to be praised for one's intellect is to have a pretentious way of speaking and all of the bien-pensant of the times.  That is, "good thoughts".  This is now so de rigueur in the non-scientific (and sometimes in science as well) academy that they don't see it. 

(2) Socialism operates on a number of assumptions.  First, socialism is a means, not an end, but it always assumes that the overlords have the same goals that you do.  You soon find out that they don't and that even if the goals are nominally the same, the overlords want to take their cut.

Socialism also assumes that the world can be ordered and the reason it hasn't is simply that a sufficiently intellectual person has not been placed in control.  Nobody's that smart.  Nobody has that much information.  What makes it worse is when you get people who think they are that smart but are dumber than average.  You get the insanity of trying the same thing over and over again and never getting a different result.

We are watching a whole class of children growing up before our eyes.

82 Haven't heard a word from my lib sister recently.

On the upside, a few of my husband's loony lib family members have actually come to realize that Sir Golfsalot is an empty suit.  And their feelings are hurt and stuff.

I still hate them for voting for the douchebag and putting the rest of us through hell.

83 They really think they are special, that everything that happens to them is newer, bigger and more important than anything that has ever come before. A quick glance at a history book will not only show that every other President has had to deal with unexpected problems beyond their control but many have had to deal with far more dangerous and intractable problems.

I guess those African study and Alinsky classes didn't go over much actual AMERICAN history.

84 Maybe Huckabee will squeeze my peter.

85 Obviously Boosh's fault.

86

goddamn i'm tired of all this. how is a uhprecedented leader like uh myself to get some uhgolfing inuh. oil spills or something the damn rebels whine about. people  complaining about 17% unemployment . hell , bush had 5% and i increased it to 17 and all they do is whine, i'm starving, i cant pay for my house, i have to sell my kids for charcoal so i can have my cat for dinner. complain , uh, complain, uh, complain! uh. god damn woman from alaska getting a boob job, there i must have created that job, uh. drill drill drill they whinned, well you got all the oil you want. just need to get off your lazy white ass and get. GOD DAMN THIS IS HARD.

THE REV WAS RIGHT. GOD DAMN AMERIKKKA. QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME ARUGULA, YOU , UH,UH,UH  UHGRATEFULL BASTARDS.

 

87 If you've seen videos of Barry golfing you'll see that golfing is difficult for him too. Come to think of it so is throwing a baseball and saying something if isn't on the teleprompter.

88

PS- IT IS BOOOSHES FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

89 Wow, they got a bunker mentality even when most of the press is for them.  Does not say good things when Blago's rent-a-Senator trial gets real fun.  Or those Mexican-Hezbollah gangs start blowing up parts of Arizona.  Then I expect the Obama Admin to clutch at their blanket, suck their thumbs, and for Samantha Powers to invoke the dread awesomeness of Hillaryzilla.

90 Fuck team Obama.

Not only have they bankrupted America, but their holding her out for anyone to kick as they walk by.

"Hey Iran, check this shit out!  I bet you've always wanted us to fuck Israel in ass!  We got yo back, sun!"

Hey Russia!  Screw Poland!  You can invade them first after you've strengthened what that numb scull Bush called the "axis of evil"...  What a putz  ha haa!" 

"Oh SNAP!  check out Honduras and their attempt to enforce their laws.  We gotsta STOP that shit right there."

"Harvard Police are Stupid"

"BP is making us look bad"

"That General can't insult us!  He's fired!"

"Wait, what do you mean WIN a war?"

"We'd have more jobs available if our economy wasn't so stubbornly racist"



Ok   I rambled but I am just so SICK AND TIRED of this PRETEND administration.

91

Here's another classic bratty Obama moment people quickly forget:  Remember when he revealed to the world we knew about Iran's new, underground uranium enrichment facilities in Qom?  Just for that momentary "gotcha" moment? 

A momentary "gotcha" was worth revealing that intel.  Why not just say, "Hey, Iran, we know about your secret program.  Why not start a new one elsewhere, okay?"

92 “We have righted the ship on the crises we inherited, and laid a new foundation for long-term economic competitiveness.”

If I am interpreting the Rahmster's comments correctly, Obama and his minions can no longer blame their troubles on anyone but themselves.  He specifically says that they have the stuff they inherited straightened out.  They now own all future fuck-ups.

93

Obama got BP to put $20 Billion in a fund which everyone knows will go to politically connected.  The people wanted him to stop the oil gushing out, or at least keep it from harming the coast and wildlife.

Obama fired a general because that general questioned him publically.  The people wanted him to fire him for losing the war.

Obama is pushing a wall street reform bill which everyone knows will stifle innovation and entrench the established blue bloods.  The people wanted him to punish the offenders and get the market moving again.

Obama pushed a trillion dollar stimulous bill which everyone knows went to democrat base bakers.  The people wanted him to get the economy moving again.

Everything Obama has done has been in response to his inner, expanionist, liberal, progressive, governmental controll desiring compass.  No one likes what he's doing.  God willing we'll be able to reverse the damage as he wrecks the America we know and love with Europe-lite.

94 Hey, tippitoes Emanuel, I don't think "bringing America back" means what you think it means.

God, these people are straight up delusional. 

95
They really think they are special, that everything that happens to them is newer, bigger and more important than anything that has ever come before.

Sadly, most people believe history starts the day they where born. Thus why every generation believes that it invented sex, marriage and babies.

96

"This job is hard!"

-President Obama bin Golfin'.

97 I think Rahmbo's wide-lens has some serious rose-coloring. Not one of the supposed 'victories,' from the economy to the world loving us now, has any serious basis in fact. The economic numbers are still sucking, with potential for even more recession, and the G20 telling him to sit in the corner and shut up about more spending is hardly an international accomplishment. And the serious FAIL in the Gulf regarding skimmers is bordering on criminal. He cant plug the damn hole, but he could have reduced if not eliminated the oil from getting to the shore by calling every skimmer in our inventory, as well as the Dutch, Saudi, et al. 

98 I don't believe he ever considered it being a difficult job when he ran.  I believe it was sold to him--by the people who backed him with their money--as a four year party.  This is why he gets so pissy when he is asked to do actual work.  I also suspect one reason he's spending more and more time on the golf course lately is to detach himself from reality as much as possible.  He is not only a sociopath, he is sliding toward flat-out insane.

99 If Bush fired McChrystal, the media would declared it as abuse of power, corruption. McChrystalgate!

100

Yes, he will likely soon sign the most sweeping regulation of Wall Street since the Great Depression. But it wonÂ’t create jobs or end financial mischief.

 

Then why did JPMs stock get such a juicy bounce the morning after the FinReg was done?  Because its impotent. The banks own congress and Obama.  What a F-ing joke.

101

The truth is that Obama is a lazy sod.  This is why he spends so much time giving speeches.  Standing there reading a script trying to impersonate MLK is a self-indulgent hobby of his, something he probably does for fun at night after doing bong hits.  It's not work, more like singing in the shower or playing air guitar.  Actually doing something productive and useful is anathema to his being.

"We have righted the ship on the crises we inherited,"

And what is the deal with all the nautical metaphors with this crowd?.  We have charted a course, we have righted the ship, we are steering the currents....

102 welcome to bein' a grown-up. whlep.

103 Remember Vero Possumus?  Do you know what that actually means?

"I'll play dead if anything happens that might be hard."

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