July 08, 2010
— Ace And they're looking for civilians to adopt them.
More: Well That's Adorable.
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Posted by: Charlie Crist at July 08, 2010 11:21 AM (5aa4z)
The only reason those kittens are alive today is because sex with a cat is considered an affront to Islam
Posted by: Blazer at July 08, 2010 11:27 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Ben at July 08, 2010 11:27 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - enemy of progressives, liberals, democrats, etc.. at July 08, 2010 11:28 AM (YVZlY)
How do they find time to rescue kittens when they're so busy killing all the blue people?
/dumbass
Anyway, this should brighten everyone's day. Kelly Brook as Princess Leia in the slave costume.
Posted by: An Iota of a Cracker at July 08, 2010 11:29 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 08, 2010 11:30 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: Gushka at July 08, 2010 11:31 AM (xVlYz)
Anyway, this should brighten everyone's day. Kelly Brook as Princess Leia in the slave costume.
Posted by: An Iota of a Cracker at July 08, 2010 03:29 PM (sOtz/)
Bless you!
Posted by: fap, fap, fap, guy at July 08, 2010 11:32 AM (YVZlY)
Ouch! Damn! This is gonna leave a mark!
The Barry will not be pleased! You have offended the Barry!
Release the Krackpot!
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 08, 2010 11:35 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2010 11:36 AM (P9+0W)
Posted by: NASA at July 08, 2010 11:39 AM (xO+6C)
Posted by: President - Kittehs into Space Council at July 08, 2010 11:42 AM (YVZlY)
Sex with a cat is also dangerous to the human paraphernalia involved.
Posted by: PA Cat at July 08, 2010 11:42 AM (6iC1y)
(If I adopt the kitteh, can I get the Marine, too? I mean, it would be cruel to separate the kitteh after he's bonded...)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 08, 2010 11:42 AM (M9BNu)
Well that was adorable.
Where the hell am I?!?
Posted by: laceyunderalls confused as all get-out at July 08, 2010 03:40 PM (pLTLS)
In keeping with the presidents wishes AoS new prime directive is to make muslim cats feel good about themselves and their contributions to the world.
Posted by: Blazer at July 08, 2010 11:43 AM (t72+4)
Osama Obama hates the military, and hates kittehs. Love me some of both! (in a manly, hey-bro way, you understand)
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 08, 2010 11:44 AM (Ulu3i)
(If I adopt the kitteh, can I get the Marine, too? I mean, it would be cruel to separate the kitteh after he's bonded...)
My take. Can I keep the Marine and give teh kitteh to H-Rad?
(You've got a boyfriend already. 'Spread the wealth', woman 
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 08, 2010 11:46 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Naan at July 08, 2010 11:47 AM (GARYj)
Posted by: steveegg at July 08, 2010 11:51 AM (obXYX)
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 11:51 AM (y4B2y)
Posted by: General Tso's Chicken at July 08, 2010 11:52 AM (hnq5i)
Posted by: PA Cat at July 08, 2010 11:52 AM (6iC1y)
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 11:53 AM (t72+4)
I've got a cat already, too, what's yer point?
The guys who piss lightning and crap thunder? Making smoochy faces at kittens?
*bunk*
Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 08, 2010 11:56 AM (M9BNu)
Posted by: Truman North at July 08, 2010 11:56 AM (e8YaH)
A muslim cat would never run up and use your butt as a scratching post while you were having sex with your girlfriend.
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 11:56 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 at July 08, 2010 11:58 AM (pUfK9)
Shep Smith is interviewing Lindsey Lohan's Dad. I can not decide who is the bigger douchebag.
Oh for fuck sake! Well that's fitting. I read the morning shows gave her over 50 mins of air-time. And spend less than half a minute on Berwick's appointment.
*raising finger with 'fuck you' on fingernail to MFM*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 08, 2010 11:59 AM (pLTLS)
Don't those boys have more pressing things to do?
Posted by: Task Master at July 08, 2010 12:02 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: the 12th Imam at July 08, 2010 12:03 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2010 12:03 PM (UOM48)
Muslim cats have devised several ingenious methods of dealing with mice infestations through the years. One involves putting a bomb in the trunk of Barbie's Corvette.
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 12:04 PM (t72+4)
Yep, I'd rather read about Marines rescuing kittehs than about the Wookie and Bo the Portuguese Water Dog (incidentally, how do we know that Chang's Chinese Restaurant hasn't put in a bid for him? No cutesie stories about frozen puppy pops coming out of the WH lately.)
Posted by: PA Cat at July 08, 2010 12:09 PM (6iC1y)
kitteh....
Dan: How much do I have to give to be considered a Philanthropuss?
Mike: $100 but I believe it comes with a free tote bag, free scratching post and free dying alone.
heh
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2010 12:10 PM (7DB+a)
Posted by: joncelli at July 08, 2010 12:15 PM (RD7QR)
I was just going to say the same thing.
Love Siamese kittehs/cats, but there's nothing cuter than an orange tabby.
Posted by: Y-not is gingery at July 08, 2010 12:16 PM (HDip8)
One of our kittehs has slept on D'oh Boy's bed ever since he left. When he was home on leave she went nuts climbing on him and rubbing him. He rescued her when she was a baby and he's crazy about her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2010 12:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 12:23 PM (t72+4)
Well, her and 9 others have just plead guilty in court.
Let the spy trade begin.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 08, 2010 12:25 PM (JSghx)
Posted by: Editor at July 08, 2010 12:26 PM (pUfK9)
Muslim kittehs do not mewl annoyingly like most kittehs. They perform a very beautiful and enchanting call to prayer twice a day and never in the middle of the night.
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 12:27 PM (t72+4)
Muslim cats have devised several ingenious methods of dealing with mice infestations through the years. One involves putting a bomb in the trunk of Barbie's Corvette.
This is the option when no Barbie, Ken, Midge or Scooter are available to don a suicide vest and self detonate at the open air mouse market.
Posted by: kallisto at July 08, 2010 12:28 PM (+FkcS)
Posted by: Dave R at July 08, 2010 12:30 PM (mqO5P)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2010 04:29 PM (UOM4
Please. Help.
Posted by: Bo "Leeloo" The Dog at July 08, 2010 12:31 PM (pUfK9)
But you should see the hairballs they hork up on prayer rugs.
Posted by: PA Cat at July 08, 2010 12:32 PM (6iC1y)
Posted by: Dave R at July 08, 2010 04:30 PM (mqO5P)
See post #50.
Posted by: Fucka you, Dorphin at July 08, 2010 12:32 PM (pUfK9)
Muslim kittehs must perform "Hajj" and pay a pilgrimage to Michelin at least once in their lives.
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 12:32 PM (t72+4)
Poor kitteh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2010 12:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 12:35 PM (t72+4)
19 "US Marine Soldiers"?????
Oh boy. Get yer Nomex Underoos on. Flamewar coming.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2010 03:36 PM (P9+0W)
Call 'em what they are: jarheads.Posted by: Ed Anger at July 08, 2010 12:35 PM (7+pP9)
That site and "stuff white people like" both funny. Now dead. Weird. Though FU Penguin was only funny in very small doses.
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 08, 2010 12:36 PM (IhQuA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2010 12:37 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Editor at July 08, 2010 12:40 PM (pUfK9)
My two Crusader kittehs are always looking for tips to identify the infiltrators.
Posted by: PA Cat at July 08, 2010 12:41 PM (6iC1y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2010 12:45 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Ombudsman at July 08, 2010 03:51 PM (y4B2y)
Yeah, so? You got a problem with kittehs?
Posted by: The Guys Who Piss Lightning and Crap Thunder at July 08, 2010 12:48 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: BigDaddy1964 at July 08, 2010 12:56 PM (pOcKt)
84 Because it takes manly men to smooch kittehs in front of a camera!
Besides...the two greatest chick magnets in the world are: 1)military uniform (especially that snappy USMC dress blue, ima right ladies?); 2)a cute, adorable, snuggly puppeh or kitteh.
The men of my beloved Corps are not fools.
Posted by: unknown jane at July 08, 2010 12:59 PM (5/yRG)
Sheppy-Poo is a total scrunt. He interviewed Lohan's bio-daddy -- sounding like a petulant dimbulb in the process -- and then proceeded to get all tingly-leg over the "barefoot bandit." He even re-re-re-replayed part of an interview he did with BB's ma -- the same part as yesterday, the day before, etc.
The bandit is obviously running from Shep, who is obviously hot for hm.
P.S. Ginger kittehs are the absolute best.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 08, 2010 01:00 PM (Ulu3i)
During a peaceful protest in the kitchen over Dog occupation, a kitteh was run over by The Gravy Train.
This kitteh will affectionately be forever known as ' St. Kittehcake '
Posted by: The U.S. Office of Making Muzzie Kittehs Feel Good About Themselves at July 08, 2010 01:11 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Chris R at July 08, 2010 01:12 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: dagny at July 08, 2010 01:37 PM (KhnN2)
That site and "stuff white people like" both funny. Now dead. Weird. Though FU Penguin was only funny in very small doses.
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 08, 2010 04:36 PM (IhQuA)
I can actually clear up why FU penguin died.
it was started by a friend of mine who was--SURPRISE! a Marine.
He got really bad cancer and had somone helping him with it but then had problems with having a computer, a place to live, last time we spoke he was in hospice. Been trying to call him and have gotten no answer. If hes not dead, hes close. So... this saddens me. I thought the other blogger would carry on. There were clearly two different styles. Just readin it i could hear his voice which made the posts endlessly funny to me.
Posted by: Gushka at July 08, 2010 02:14 PM (xVlYz)
Posted by: Gushka at July 08, 2010 02:21 PM (xVlYz)
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Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 08, 2010 11:20 AM (RkRxq)