1 Huh?

2 Wuh?

3 Uh, did I miss a link?

4 Well, thats one way to say it.

5 Prolapsed or did you mean collapsed?

6 Palin is on Beck's show, maddogg.  For the whole hour.

7 Who are you fooling?

Begala is a prolapsed rectum

8 wow...but what is it?

9 Beck. Palin. Apocalypse. These are a few of my favorite things!

10

Sexycuda's got the f*ck me boots on! Get it girl (well wait for Todd. Beck's not much of a prize).

Ummm, Todd....

11 Fox News, everybody. Alexthechick needs to critique the stompyboots.

12 Paul Begala just suffered a spontaneous prolapsed rectum.

First dibs!

13 I meant prolapsed (look it up -- but it's not safe for work), and I mean she's on beck now for the full hour.

14 Great first question: how do you lead and still keep your soul.

15 Gah! do they rerun Beck's episodes anytime later in the same day? Haven't got it DVR'd...

16 I envy Beck. A whole hour with Sarah.

17 Are you sure he didn't suffer a prolapsed vagina? That makes more sense.

18 "spontaneous prolapsed rectum"
I saw them open for the "Dead" , man.

19 "Posted by: Saluki at January 13, 2010 05:09 PM (Lh1qk)" Try "The Right Scoop" tonight. They usually have it.

20

Paul Begala just suffered a spontaneous prolapsed rectum.

I can empathize...

21 So that's why everyone left work early today.

22 15 Gah! do they rerun Beck's episodes anytime later in the same day? Haven't got it DVR'd..

Repeats at 11pm Pacific.

23 Begala is a prolapsed rectum, and there's nothing spontaneous about it.

24 spontaneous prolapsed rectum..

Sounds like part of a Cannibal Corpse or Carcas song title...

25 What the hell is that loud popping noise outside ?

26 Ace, you did mean prolapsed, didn't you? I looked it up. yuckie!

27 We need pics of TEH BOOTS!

FOR THE CHILDREN!

28 Is that really a condition?

29 Beck hits her about McCain being a prog. Ha! Go Beck

30 Is it contagious?

31 How many fact-checkers does the AP and Media Matters have watching this?  Oh, and I'd love to be a fly on the wall where the President Government aides are watching this. 

32

#28,

I know cows can have a prolapsed uterus after calving. Its not a good thing...

33

Wait-did she just say in reference to Obamacare that it was the most "wrongheaded thing".

??????

Umm, sexy, I dig the boots. But unzip them a tad. Perhaps they are cutting off circulation.

34 Do you want this body? 

35

Lacey,

Beck seems like he'd be the sweet teddy bear type. Todd is more the fuck your brains out and make you scream type. If you happen to like that kind of thing.........

 

 

 

 

 

36 This restaurant setting is making Glenn really really quiet. I preferred the studio volume.

37 "Repeats at 11pm Pacific."

Poop, and me with no cable. Is there somewhere to watch it online?

38 Are you sure you didn't mean total protonic reversal?

39 It's Zuul, Ace. You fuck.

40 I do not like teddy bears.

41 I think Sarah looks best in black leather mini skirts and red stilletos, but hey, thats just me (mebbe I dreamed that)

42 Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though.

43 LMAO, Oprah has on a bunch of women talking about some shit, using subtitles.  Can't waaaaaaaaait to see these ratings. 

44 GlennBeckclips has the episodes up daily. If you miss one, go there. They are usually up by 9.

45 13 I meant prolapsed (look it up -- but it's not safe for work), and I mean she's on beck now for the full hour.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2010 05:08 PM (Fue76)

I wish she could be on me for a full hour!

46 I look forward to seeing the ratio from a Beck hour to the mainstream Oprah hour ratings - and seeing a wink maybe too?

47 "Uh, did I miss a link?"

No, you missed Ghostbusters. Shame on you.

48 Anyone know why my dog and my neighbor's cat suddenly moved in together?

49 We need more of Sarah shooting her Bushmaster rifle on TV.

BTW does anyone know exactly what Sarah shoots?

50 I wish she could be on me for a full hour!

Only if you had Viagra, bub.

51 Sorry, Paul, I guess I didn't lube up the strap-on enough....

52 Don't worry, we're on it.

53

I do not like teddy bears

OK, so scratch Lacey out of the potential harem list.

Wait, should I save that for the ONT?

54 37 Poop, and me with no cable. Is there somewhere to watch it online?

glennbeckclips.com some time after the show is over.

55

So glad I baked banana bread, since Allah just told his tweet followes to come here. 

56 Is there somewhere to watch it online?
Posted by: Sacajewea

It's not the best but,

http://channelsurfing.net/watch-fox-news.html

You may have to:
Install an add-on,
Reload several times,
Wait for an advertisement or two

57

Shocka: GB making this interview about him.

God, I can't stand him. Truly insufferable.

58 OK, so scratch Lacey out of the potential harem list.

Hell, she went to #1 on mine.

59 So does this mean Democrats "chose the form of their own destruction"?

60

Paul Begala just suffered a spontaneous prolapsed rectum.

IOW he shitting bricks.

61

Gozer the Traveler will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.  During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!!!

62

Rectum? It's probably killed him!

63 BTW does anyone know exactly what Sarah shoots?
Wolves, Deer, Moose, etc.

64 I like Beck, but he's becoming a bit too self-absorbed lately...

65

FREETUBETV.NET-free Fox news channel, about a ton of other free channels.

CHANNELSURFING.NET-free Fox news and tons of other free news and movie channels.

Bookmark em, people.

 

66

Twenty-two minutes in and I don't even know what I'm watching. This is quite boring actually.

Why does he have to set up every question with three minutes of commentary?

67 actually, paul suffered a prolapsed uterus.

68 Yeah, well I'm not keen on Palin's support of  "anti-incumbency" fever, so for the first time in my adult life I might have something in common with Paul Begala as I forsee an apocalypse in 2010 - albeit for different reasons and with different results.

69
She said Death Panels! 

*runs around screaming - head explodes into bits*

70 Eh, f'n Beck.  I caught him for few minutes yesterday and he was cutting up cherry pies and éclairs.  I like what he talks and the the reasons for talking about it but the guy needs to drop the theatrics and the other plain wierd stuff.

71 Am I the only one that is getting skeeved out by Beck?  His sensitive/insightful voice makes me want to punch him in the neck.

72 Speaking of prolapsed rectums...

73 Beck is doing his Charlie Rose impersonation.

74 This is quite boring actually.

Aw, don't leave yet. Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in!

75 Maybe Beck will boil another frog.  It's great for ratings.

76

Oh I *really* hope he reads some more out of his journal. Such insight into the depths of his soul.

I wonder if the entries look like this:

Jan 12, 2009

America.......

77 I'm beginning to think SP's move to Fox was really, really smart.

78

Shocka: GB making this interview about him.

You'd think he'd put her in front of the Satue of Liberty...

 I do not like teddy bears.

The force is strong with this one...

 

 

79 They should have done this in the studio.  It's trying to be too comfy cozy or something.

80 I found the Cherry Pie/Eclair bit quite hilarious. In fact, that's when Beck is at his best.

Can't wait to see this when I get home.

81

Oh for that Coakley assistant who attacked a reporter who merely asked Coakley for a bowl of gruel...I mean a question....

Rumor has it that Michael Meehan, who works for Martha Coakley, is a Yankee fan.  Coakley's assistant Meehan considers Bucky Dent a personal hero (as is Mookie Wilson).  Martha Coakley's assistant Meehan thought Wade Boggs' career really came alive when he played for New York.  Meehan, who works for Martha Coakley and the Democrats, openly mocks Tom Brady and roots for the Balitmore Ravens. 

And that Martha Coakley does not have a problem with any of this and Michael Meehan's love of New York and Maryland sport franchises.  She is too busy cowtowing to national union representatives and big pharm to worry about the Rex Sox or the Patriots. 

82 Maybe the 2nd half will be better.  Glenn started this w/o Stu and Pat, who were finishing his radio show. 

83 This isn't going well for Beck or Palin.  She reveals that her interview prep involved asking her son to do a google search for her.  And that her son has a new tattoo of the Statue of Liberty. 

84

Paul Begala is a prolapsed rectum.

 

85

Sometimes people that are dominant figures lose their spark when thrown together. This interview proves this fact. Also, Mark Levin on Rush. Boring.  Her hair looks great, BTW.

Also, the link for FREETUBE is just a sat link from the Fla Keys. It is the most reliable, but during high winds down there, forget it.

86 I will not be surprised if Beck is wearing a Snuggie when the break is over.

87 Uh oh. Are we ready to see tears?? I can't tell. He looks/sounds like he has a cold.

88

Jan 12, 2009

America.......

Today, I wrote seventeen books.  Most were excerpts from previously published materials.  Some were only 12 pages long, and somebody else did the research for me...anyway. 

I spent the afternoon with Sarah P.  I read her some of my poetry.  She said she liked it, god she's really cool.  I brought my glasses. 

 Does she think I am smart? 

I hope I didn't wear too much make-up...

89

Paul Begala is a prolapsed rectum.

 Posted by: LGoPs

Did you just wake up?

90 81 They should have done this in the studio nude.  It's trying to be too comfy cozy or something.

Posted by: Light-Skinned Negro at January 13, 2010 05:27 PM (BDo8d)

FIFY.

91 using my DVR for the very first time

92

Beck has a bad throat. Thats why he sounds like that. Probably wont be a good idea to punch his throat. He has tons of security. With guns. Plus he carries concealed.

93

Palin: calling all loud mockers

I love God.

Husky Blogger has a new thread topic!

94

Oh let's hope Allah isn't watching.

Beck and Palin talking......God

That's like a warning sign of the apocolypse for him, right? He'll be in fetal I assume. (With his own snuggie.....)

95 That's it, Greta should have done this instead.  And, I am not a Greta fan.

96 fox news stream here:

http://tinyurl.com/ycp3kfa

97

I seriously lol'd. Prolapse and rectum combined with a lib.

Comedy gold.

 

98 Beck turns over rocks that need to be turned over. I shall not bitch about him. He serves the cause, while serving himself. Also, he made Begala's rectum prolapse...

99 I love it....she announces that the complainers will not like what she is going to say but essentially she says "s c r e w them, I'm going to say it anyway, but just expect them to complain".   And then she says "nothing is more important to her than her relationship with God and elaborates".  Beck seems to be sick as a dog.  Haven't decided what I think of him yet....can't tell if he is someone's puppet or his own man and for what purpose.  But Sarah, Sarah makes it real clear who she is, real clear.

100 Lots of God stuff now.

101

Palin: calling all( loud )mockers

I love God.

 

I'd bend her over that chair and have her procaliming her love for the Lord in no time...it'd be a two-part interview for sure.

those boots are teh hot.

102 Difference between Todd P and Beck? Sometimes you feel like getting nutted, sometimes you want a doughnut.

103 I gotta tell you, Beck is reminding me of Charlie Rose, with his 90 second statements followed by "Do you agree?"

104 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't donught

105 thanks new router.

106 63 BTW does anyone know exactly what Sarah shoots?
Wolves, Deer, Moose, etc.
Posted by: Sisyphus

What about wascally wepublicans?

Actually I was referring to what kind of gun she shoots.

107 I had to look it up.

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.

Now you know.

108 I think you are all being too hard on Beck.  Never saw him as a great interviewer, he's better having a conversation, not asking questions.  Greta is the best interviewer they have.  But Beck is doing ok, for Beck

109 Liberal heads are exploding all over the country.

110

garrett

So naughty, but so funny.

111 I agree that Greta would've been the better choice.  Beck is almost interviewing himself, it seems.  I mean he actually asked if Bluementhal would be any better than Dodd, without giving any background on who Bluementhal is.  Only political junkies or democratic strategies can be expected to know who the attorney gen. of Conn. is.


Glenn Beck is really hard to watch right now....

112

Seriously, how much of this "hour with Gov Sarah Palin" has reverted back to him??

Ohhhhh, more of  the 'they got my soul' mantra

(seriously if you dvr'd this--clear it out of the queue).

113 "I seen shit that would turn you white!"

114 I have never made any statement in under 2 minutes.  Never.

115

Paul Begala is a prolapsed rectum.

 Posted by: LGoPs

Did you just wake up?

Posted by: Iskandar at January 13, 2010 05:31 PM (doEqS)

LOL - Yes. My apologies for being late to the thread. But it does bear repeating.

116
in what manner would one get nutted?

117 Gosh damn, Glenn, let her talk. 

118 awkward silence..

119 I think this is just a way for her to get used to being on Fox. They are trying to see which type forum fits her best.

120
I played a prolapsed rectum on Broadway for two years early in my career.

121 At this point I think that Beck has almost forgotten that the camera is in the room.

She really is good.   But hey once you have been screwed over by the alleged formidable team of K T and Knee Cole....then you promise yourself it 's not happening again.

122 glenn sounds like hell, he needs to just stop talking so much.

123

I'm watching for the boots at this point.

*Too much* dead air.

There's talk of Chalie Rose. Forget that. It's like James Lipton and Inside the Actor's Studio.

124 Have I ever cried on the air?  Ever?

Never. Not one time.

125 And now commences posts throughout the liberal blogosphere about Beck and Palin with 5000 comments. All with have words like dumb, hick, quitter, stupid, ignorant,  and .....ugly.

126

dammit! preview!preview!

127 Garofalo, who has a swarm of cockroaches tattooed down her inner thighs, will get a lot of mileage ridiculing Trip Palin's Statue of Liberty tattoo.

128
You mean like when the girl at the ice cream parlor asks if you want nuts on your Sunday?

129 Glenn Beck you to be soooo much better at long-interviews when he was at Headline News.  What happened?

130 Yeesh - can Glenn Beck be more self-absorbed?  He is watchable and interesting when he's in teacher/professor mode or when he has a big discussion group, but his sit downs invariably turn into every question taking 3 minutes, then allowing the interviewee about 10 seconds, then he adds a minute more of how he would answer the danged question.

He's like Bill O'Reilly on valium.

131 Talking about a 'strong man on a horse'.

132 Don't like the new hairdo....she is known for the up do and she should go back to it...so what if they think it is outdated.   It works on her, doesn't work on most women, and it differentiates her from the herd.

133 122   Great point, I'll stop my bitching now.  But, God, I hope she gives Red Eye a whirl. 

134

http://tinyurl.com/ya5nhjb

Looks kind of like Helen Thomas

135 Okay we hit the highlight 45 mins in. She's talking about political whores--okay so she went the ladylike route and said prostituting themselves, but still.

136 Those aren't tattoos.

137 Wait till I bet that chubby boy Beck on my show.  I'll have him sobbing like a school girl.

138

130 Garofalo, who has a swarm of cockroaches tattooed down her inner thighs, will get a lot of mileage ridiculing Trip Palin's Statue of Liberty tattoo.

What makes you think those are tatoos?

 

139 Little Miss Spellcheck@130:
"Garofalo, who has a swarm of cockroaches tattooed down her inner thighs..."

That's not a tatoo; those are real cockroaches.

140

For the first time in my life I imagine a presidential candidate and a brass pole...together.

Progress ain't all bad.

141 At this point I would have rather Alan Colmes had done the interview...

142

me too lacey...

the boots are certainly the highlight of the interview.

That and him asking Who's your favourite founding father daddy?

_{I would have asked that question too, only with a handful of hair...}

143 LOL, Allah wants to know if they have discussed atheism.  Should I tell him he was mentioned by name? 

144 Paul Begala just suffered a spontaneous prolapsed rectum.

Ok, you've got my attention.

145

Beck. Palin. Apocalypse

Cool campaign slogan.

146 laceyunderalls@40:
"I do not like teddy bears."

Aw, gee...

*slumps down, looking adorable*

147
Begala is a prolapsed rectum

Damn. Beat me to it.

148 We live in there and we're just out for a stroll.

149 laceyunderalls@40:
"I do not like teddy bears."

SCREW YOU.

150 Woah!  Palin endorsed the Cloward/Piven theory!

151

Garofalo, who has a swarm of cockroaches tattooed down her inner thighs, will get a lot of mileage ridiculing Trip Palin's Statue of Liberty tattoo.

'Spackled and battered and smothered and covered
And cleaving and cloven and bitter and blued
Your womb
Your breeding sac'

GWAR - 'Womb with a View'

152 Has anyone noticed those aren't cockroaches ?

153 123
I played a prolapsed rectum on Broadway for two years early in my career.Posted by: Brian Dennehy

I did that role at my playhouse in Denver before I got a job at Home Depot.

154

garrett is apparently no teddy bear.

+1

Wait, did he just call her a schlub?? What is wrong with this man??

155
Palin is very polite, but it looks like she realizes she just wasted an hour of her life listening to a bore. Beck can be good...just not today.

156 See, eventually, the American people, who are not stupid, overwhelmed, over worked, over scheduled, over weight, over tired but not stupid.  Eventually they will see Sarah Palin, as she is, warts and all, and then when the left continues to push the "she is stupid" thing, real people will say "well I saw her on Fox, she's not stupid, I saw for myself.  And when they push the "she quit" thing, those same people will look up the reasons why she quit and realize that she was very logical and reasonable.  If she wanted to be self serving she would have continued as the governor of Alaska.  But, the quitting turned out to be a selfless act and good for the state.  (can't wait for hillary to quit, cause then they will finally shut up, lol)

157

Beck:  "We. are. so. great.  Can you believe it?"

Stop basking in the rays, Beck, jeebus.  Do your TV SHOW.  Remember that?

158 Ace, this is the funniest post, in terms of "teh funneh"/word that you have ever written.

159 Heh ..... tattoos

160

155 Has anyone noticed those aren't cockroaches ?

Your right. She doesn't do cock.

161

Palin is very polite, but it looks like she realizes she just wasted an hour of her life listening to a bore. Beck can be good...just not today.

I saw that too. 

162 He sounds drunk.  Seriously.  Or on some sort of loopifying meds.

163 Any messages for me?

164 oh Geez, I was just asked in a text if I thought Beck and Palin were fooling around?

Is that what's coming out of this???

165

Actually I was referring to what kind of gun she shoots.

Posted by: Crusty at January 13, 2010 05:39 PM (GvSpB)

.50 cal. Beowulf AR-15.

166

Beck thinks he's funny. Umm, he's not imo. Now I do enjoy the guys on his radio show. When they're on, I can tolerate his show. This hour? Not so much.

It's just such a good reminder of our fucked up political landscape. She will continually have to prove herself. Yet a man child affirmative action rabble rousing Marxist never had to pass so much as a sniff test.

167 I had to turn it off, Beck is a simpering fuckface and they didn't show Sarah's ass even one time.  Politics without ass is just a big waste of time.

168

'Never to matter the number of flies feasting the flab that bolsters your thighs
Your womb
Your breeding hive'

-GWAR

for Jeneane

169 Kinda O/T, but the weekly online show (after the show) on Wednesdays with Baier and the Hammer is really good, and the libs haven't found us yet.  FWIW. 

170

@168

That was a gift from the NRA.

171

This is the first time they've ever met. Maybe it would have been better to meet and get used to each other before the interview?

172

Beck thinks he's funny. Umm, he's not imo. Now I do enjoy the guys on his radio show. When they're on, I can tolerate his show. This hour? Not so much.

Stu .  makes him palatable.  The format is better when there is LESS GLENN!

173

Is it wrong of me to think about what kind of panties she wears??

...I mean...like for hours at a time??

174

This is boring.  Bring on Bret the hottie.

 

175 They should have pre-taped this.

176 "This is the first time they've ever met. Maybe it would have been better to meet and get used to each other before the interview?"

Nah - he interviewed her once while he was at HLN.  About six months before she became VP candidate.

177 #172- I watch that fairly often, sybil. It is pretty funny at times.

178 Wow, is it just me or is this thread filled with Sarah and Glenn bashers?  Are these the regulars?   So then, what happened to the regulars if this is them using their sock puppets?

179 Wow. That was actually a quick hour, America........

180 Ah well, thanks Ace.  My fav, Brett is on now. 

181 Well, Beck was a little strange and longwinded. SP did pretty well, considering.

182 176

Is it wrong of me to think about what kind of panties she wears??

...I mean...like for hours at a time??

 

Maybe commando?

183 Alexthechick needs to critique the stompyboots.

If by critique you mean worship, then I'm all over that. 

184 Simpering fuckface about covers Beck for me too Ted.

185 one whole hour and he doesn't even once ask her to prove trig is her son???

come on!!!!

186

curious

Not bashing, just bored. 

187

Is it wrong of me to think about what kind of panties she wears??

No time...you'll see them later when you cough them up...it'll give you something to break the ice in that awkward,

"Well, that's what that would be like!",moment.

188

Palin bashers?? Really, she got lots of lurve here--as it should be.

As for Beck, eh, who cares?

189 @181 Most times I like to watch Beck - but today he was off.  And I always enjoy watching Sarah, but she didn't get to talk enough today.

190 wish he would have asked more relevant to today's issues type of questions...

191 +100 on the boots! (I don't know who made them but I have some Cole Haan's that look very similar.) I wish Glen didn't talk so much. I wanted to hear more from Sarah.

192

whew that hour was slightly boring.

although i rarely watch Beck, (i can barely deal with news on tv) i appreciate all the information he was courageous enough to expose.

 

193 Wasn't Beck's best, but he's obviously got some kind of cold or something and it seems the morons decided to pile on. Make up your mind, you like him when he uncovers the BS, but not when he decides to do a little self promotion. Geez, can't win with you guys.

194 lurve?

195

You can watch Glenn Beck online at

http://www.glennbeckclips.com/

You can't watch it "live" but they usually have the show up around 9pm eastern time (or thereabouts)

I don't have cable or satellite or antenna. This is the only way I can watch GB

196 Thankfully, Mark will be on in minutes...

197 garrett@103: Funny, yes. Constructive, no.
As a predatory atheist lesbian, I've been thinking your thoughts for two years.
But Sarah's earned too much respect, and I'm forswearing cheap shots.
If you want to mock Jeebus, vent it on phonies like Pat Slobberson.

198 He didn't even ask her about the Bush Doctrine, whatever that is.

199 They have spoken before, but Glenn has stated several times this is the first time they have actually met. I assume he is telling the truth, seems like a stupid ass lie. And I agree, Stu should be on Glenn's show more. The radio show is much more entertaining than the tv show.

200

vai,

i know i should do better, but i'm really grumpy as hell,

201 I think Beck is sick, which is part of it. I also think he's trying to hard to make it a conversation instead of an interview. I see it as precisely the opposite experience from her appearance on O'Reilly. Time was limited there and O'Reilly tends to hurry things, interrupt, and be overbearing. With Beck is was just too slow. I also get the distinct impression he wanted to get more red meat out of her regarding the current catastrophe in Washington, but he didn't want to push it during the first meeting. If she's on again, and they are more comfortable, they might riff a bit more and it'll be less onerous. All in all, I thought she did pretty well - it was the pacing that was a little slow on Beck's part.

202 "They have spoken before, but Glenn has stated several times this is the first time they have actually met. I assume he is telling the truth, seems like a stupid ass lie."

Ah - got it.  Come to think of it, I believe that interview was split-screen, and she wasn't in studio.

203 202 He didn't even ask her about the Bush Doctrine, whatever that is.

That's where the President of the United States is actually on the side of the United States and thinks he presides over a sovereign country. It is so 2007.

204 202 He didn't even ask her about the Bush Doctrine, whatever that is.

That would be no waxing, no shaving and no thinning.

205 This morning he talked a lot about being nervous about meeting her for the first (substantive) time. Maybe that's why he was off. I don't mind him most of the time, although he gets a little old when he gets on one of his born-again jags.

206 207 202 He didn't even ask her about the Bush Doctrine, whatever that is.

That would be no waxing, no shaving and no thinning.

No vomitting?

207

Yes the first interview they did is when he cried.

Oh sorry, I guess I should be more specific there.

208 Could someone tell Mr. Beck that I want my shtick back?

209 The interview was done this morning.  He left his radio show early to go and do it.  And he seems to be really sick.  She must have the ability to make you feel comfortable with her right away which is why I think the interview went the way it did.  hey, they challenged NBC, that was great.

210 Glenn was a little out there. Sarah did a good job though.

Now that that's over, here is the awesomest fucking interview ever:

WHO ARE YOU HATING MOST THESE DAYS, MISTER NUGENT?
Pam Anderson. Pam, if you get the dick out of your mouth for 2 minutes, youÂ’re telling me I canÂ’t eat venison? You donÂ’t authorize venison? HereÂ’s the point, this is what I want somewhere in your little interview. My name is Ted Nugent and because of Pam Anderson and because of Bill Maher and because of Paul McCartney, all the members of Peta, whenever I hear the word animal or rights in the same paragraph, IÂ’m killing an extra hundred of something this year. I have unlimited deer tags in Michigan and Texas, and I donÂ’t even need to kill them really, but IÂ’m going to for Bill Maher. IÂ’m not just killing them IÂ’m fucking slaughtering them and IÂ’m going to gut them and skin them, quarter them and butcher them and feed them to the soup kitchen and homeless shelters of America. Not because I need to, because it will cause Bill Maher to shit blood. ThatÂ’s my goal in life.

YOU REALLY DISLIKE BILL MAHERÂ…
IÂ’m gonna take off one of my Deep Vibram sole boots and IÂ’m gonna take out my knife and IÂ’m gonna scrape the remains of dead vermin onto his desk and he can find out where his rights start. ItÂ’s funnier than Richard Pryor on fire. IÂ’m stymied to come up with anything funnier than people who think animals have rights. Just stick an arrow through their lungs.

EVER THOUGHT OF TRYING TO GO VEGAN?
If I really wanted to maximize the death toll, I would go into business creating tofu for the vegetarians. Â’Cause in order to create tofu, you have to take that wonderful giant tractor, you have to go across that field and every songbird, every gopher, every squirrel, every turtle, every rabbit, every mouse, every shrew, every snake, every bug, everything there must die.

In order to go full tofu, you have to have 100% complete annihilation of all life forms. To the vegetarians, how deep is the cloak of denial? How can you pretend that Paul McCartney isnÂ’t responsible for killing anything? I kill stuff one arrow at a time. Meanwhile, Paul McCartney, master of the final solution, only thinks of his tofu consumption. I believe that every bowl of tofu is responsible for the death of billions of things. I canÂ’t compete with that and I canÂ’t compete with Paul McCartneyÂ’s death toll.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE?
I see this self-imposed suicidal curse of political correctness when I hear an entire segment of this country chanting for Barack Hussein Obama that wonÂ’t do anything for our country. But they will scream and whine what the country must do for them. It breaks my heart.

SO, OBAMA SUPPORTERS ARE WHINY, DO-NOTHING INGRATES?
I see gluttony and slovenliness and laziness and a lifestyle of bloodsucking actually becoming legitimate job descriptions in this country and I can elaborate on that if you need me to. I mean, I can go into the soullessness.Politics are where we the people make a determination, not some Nazi brown-shirt hurting Jews on the trains. And thatÂ’s the difference between America and every place else.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OBAMA?
I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.

WOW- SO WHERE DOES ONE LIVE FREE, LIKE A REAL AMERICAN, MISTER NUGENT?
Texas! I left Michigan and I moved to Texas, where they donÂ’t rape and pillage my paycheck. And where I can keep a machine gun in the front seat of my vehicle. Mess with me and I will fill you full of lead and then dance on your remains and keep the shit from your carcass in the cleats of my boots while I feed my dog your remains. You can feel the love, canÂ’t you?

ARE YOU HAPPY IN YOUR LIFE?
IÂ’m the luckiest son of a bitch to ever scare white people with an electric guitar.

WHY DO YOU HUNT?
The last pure perfect function of mankind. And that’s killing deer and eatin’ ‘em. It’s perfect. It’s untouchable on all levels. Unless you’re retarded…

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE STEPPED ON YOUR LAWN?
Trespass on my property and I will kill you. Now, that may seem harsh, but that’s tough shit. Because ­ guess what ­ nobody’s getting killed, and nobody’s trespassing. It’s working perfectly.

WHO DO YOU RESPECT THE LEAST?
Pimps, whores and welfare brats are not legitimate job descriptions. Welfare isnÂ’t supposed to be used for hairdos. If you need food stamps, eat the fucking pet!

DO YOU ENJOY THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING?
My brain is gonna squirt through the phone lines and stain your face.

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO PEOPLE THAT DISAGREE WITH YOU OPINIONS?
Whatever! I am always right and I am addicted to logic. Jann Wenner wonÂ’t do a story on my sold-out tour this year because IÂ’m on the board of directors at the NRA. Jann Wenner should die.

YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN, NUGE!
No! IÂ’ll never calm down. IÂ’ll play country music if I calm down. What the fuck. If youÂ’re not having a good time with Ted Nugent, youÂ’re the one thatÂ’s mentally deranged!

TED, DO CARTOON ANIMALS HAVE RIGHTS?
TheyÂ’re the ones that should have rights. Bambi and Thumper are just adorable and you canÂ’t eat celluloid. I am pro-cartoon animal rights. I think they should all be colorized and that the Road Runner cartoons should be shown in school to teach students violence from Acme. Support the Acme Violence Jihad!!

211 willow, glenn is glenn, warts and all. I've been watching and listening to him since 07 and he's got good and bad points. he's a great asset for exposing the admins BS, so I can stand his self aggrandizing ever once in awhile.

212 Sarah Palin: The most bunk-worthy woman on the planet in my opinion.

213

lilmiss...you lost me about 2/3 of the way through that post...maybe I drifted off after the words, 'lesbian, and I've been thinking'...I don't know.

  I'm still picturing things Jeebus wouldn't want to watch, to be honest.  But he'll forgive us all, our sins. 

Right, that is who you were referencing?

214

Sarah MILFHOUSE Palin.

215 Rudy G. is coming to Boston for Brown Friday...

216

That would be no waxing, no shaving and no thinning.

Magnificent!

217 "219 Rudy G. is coming to Boston for Brown Friday...

Posted by: loppyd at January 13, 2010 06:10 PM (UJIeT)"

They'll be quite a crowd there since the gossip is that hill and bill and BO, among others are going to campaign for cloakley.

218 Little help here?

219 ITA that Glenn (1) is much better on the radio & (2) needs Stu if he's going to be more entertaining.

220 I thought garret was a chick.

221 Woa, just heard Pat Robertson's "statement" on the radio.  Did he really say that?  Really?

222 Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at January 13, 2010 06:08 PM (IoUF1)

That's hysterical!!

223 Woa, just heard Pat Robertson's "statement" on the radio. Did he really say that? Really? Posted by: curious at January 13, 2010 06:12 PM (p302b) Yeah. Foot meet mouth

224 Didn't you get the impression from Sarah that she wasn't planning to run for office any time soon but she was planning a little rabble rousing.

225 64 I like Beck, but he's becoming a bit too self-absorbed lately...

I agree.
He sounds like a retard on his radio show (KTTH)  with the lame sidekick he carries around. The sidekick needs to GO !

226 prolapsed rectum

Just had to look that up.

Thanks Ace

227

 I thought garret was a chick.

Should have looked under the dress, buddy!

228 Palin is very polite, but it looks like she realizes she just wasted an hour of her life listening to a bore. Beck can be good...just not today.

Not sure what to think about this interview. I like Beck, been watching since his Headline News days), and definitely love Sarah.
Sure, I guess I was expecting something different, but then I thought, she just wrapped up a book tour where she was asked pretty much the same questions over and over (about the campaign, about Levi, about her plans for a future in politics, to defend her own intelligence, etc, etc). So maybe they wanted to get away from that format.
And now that she's become a regular contributor at Fox, she'll have plenty of time to discuss politics of the day, hammering at the Dems, talking about her views on how things should be done differently -- the Malkin, Ingraham, Coulter, Hamm, Cupp type segments.
Maybe this was just a welcome to the Fox family type thing. Something without any antagonism. Something that wouldn't have her feeling on guard and watching everything she said (although anything she says can and will be used against her).
It wasn't bad, but wasn't incredible. Hopefully she'll be back to mix it up on the Beck show -- using the blackboard and cracking some Hussein Clown Posse skulls.

229 That Nugent article is beyond hilarious. His making Bill Maher shit blood comment? Maybe one of the best ever printed.

230

Should have looked under the dress, buddy!

Posted by: garrett in drag at January 13, 2010 06:15 PM (HeR4y)

Just like Thailand.

 

231 My takeaway?

Beck was overwhelmed by Sarah.

He couldn't get his tongue untwisted.

She is a very handsome woman, you know.

232

Vai, he is quite a character, i guess i wasn't clear that i do admire him for what he exposed, i did watch several of his shows exposing van jones the czars etc... he's quite colorful and full of verve that might at times be exhausting to us slower (mental types as i) .as i understand it in this particular interview he was ill.. so the program seemed slow or off. hope he feels better soon.

 the boring comment was my being a grumpy jerk.

233

I thought garret was a chick.

Heartache!

Don't feel bad buddy, for a while there several people thought I was a dude. It all evens out.

234

Don't feel bad buddy, for a while there several people thought I was a dude. It all evens out.

Posted by: laceyunderalls

Heh, with lacy underoos and all?

235

Don't feel bad buddy, for a while there several people thought I was a dude. It all evens out.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 13, 2010 06:19 PM (SYU4y)

You might have brought that on by saying you were really a dude.

236 Ball Dipping. Crazy. Good.  Ball Dippingly Crazy Good.

237

233

+ .44Cal. !

238 garrett,

With all of your exploits in the kitchen, I'm surprised (and somewhat disappointed) that your Palin fantasies don't involve butter or honey or something.

:-(

239 Bill Maher is

THE
MOST
UP-HIS-OWN-ASS
GAME

240 or in the whackmaster's ^tm case -  a 450 Gr. Carbon Express with a Magnus Stinger!

241 Y-not, real butter, and local honey!

242 Haw!  She's teh stoopid!!!1!

243

Cable is back folks:

Beck ovviously had some kind of cold and on top of that I thought he could have chose better questions. This was not one of his better interviews.

No Greta is not their best interviewer, that honor belongs to Megyn Kelly who has been known to rip some of the lying weasel Dems apart on air.

The best part of the interview was when Beck tried to get her to trash the Republicans and sign on to a 3rd party deal. She expressed my views perfectly.

So Ace if you are still keeping up with this her comments were the best:

There is no need fopr a 3rd party. Republicans are finding their way to getting back to the Party's plant (conservative).  Those people who do not support the Party plant should be fired. There it is in a nutshell as Beck would say.   

244 Willow, no prob, we all have grumpy jerk days. with Glenn's illness, and the awkwardness of it being a "first time face to face" interview, this was not his best show. I just get tired of the "YAY GLENN!/BOO GLENN!" schizophrenia.

245 Maybe the reason why I don't think this is the regular posters are all the comments about Palin's physical appearance.  You are boiling her down to a sex object and you are not respecting her for her logical common sense and her brain.  You are no better than the libs on this one.  They don't say it outright, they just think it and tighten the glass ceiling, same thing, no respect.

246

243

Gotta be careful mixing that food them fem. parts!

I'd tenderize a Moose Steak on that ass of hers, though. - hygene be damned!

247 wow...Beck really screwed that up.

248 plant???   that should be plank.

249 Glenn Beck? I loved her in Julia & Julia.

250

In a jokey joke way OokOok  Anyone that reads the "blight" that is the ONT knows better.

Someone had a good point (forget who it was, sorry). She's probably just making the rounds to see where her best fit is. I think they should put her up against Geraldo--that would be fun! But I love watching her and would be forced to skip that particular interview.

251 Hey, thanks for the Fox TV link.  Fox is one of the channels I would subscribe to if I had cable, if I owned a tv.  This is all I really need..

252

I fail to see a glass ceiling in me lusting after someone I'd vote for to be POTUS.

Sell that shit somewhere else.

253

  You are boiling her down to a sex object and you are not respecting her for her logical common sense and her brain. 

You assume the negative aspects of that, yourself.  It is not an observation, but a reflection.  The two are not in opposition. 

You can be a Sex object, a Politician, a Concert Pianist, and a Mormon. 

My wanting to listen to you play piano rather than discuss Joseph Smith will not make you less attractive. 

254

You are no better than the libs on this one. 

You got that "Republicans are no better than Democrats" thing on a macro?  Dude, it's getting kind of stale.

255

That hour sure left me wanting.  It was like Bill stumping for Hillary; it was too much Beck and not enough Sarah.  O'Reilly did this last night, too, not letting her talk.

His questions were too long-winded.  The pace was too slow (but I did like the camera focused on her seriouis expressions.)

There were many missed opportunities by Beck to show us something new about Palin, something different.  When she was joking about all the things she would spoof herself about in they had the SNL gig, the obvious follow up was, "What would be the top 3?"

He didn't allow her to delve deep enough into how the republicans get out of this mess.  I wanted him to ask, "What would your advice be to republican leaders now?"

 

256 @250

curious,

It's what happens on Palin threads.  I certainly see this kind of banter on sites with closed registration.  These are the AoS (ir)regulars. 

I'm not a super big fan of the MILF stuff, but I've come to accept that our guy conservatives are so starved for a sex symbol they can respect (in a sea of libtard and moronic celebritarts) that they've unleashed lots of stored up 'affection' on Sarah Palin, Megyn Kelly, etc.  In the grand scheme of things, it's just a sign that there red-blooded conservative guys with great taste.

Oh, and you commented on her hairdo.  Yes, not exactly the same as garrett's chair comments, but it is still talking about her appearances rather than her qualifications. 

257

Oh please, curious.

When a woman wears those types of boots, she does so knowing people will leer and catcall.

Moronettes that wear the riding boots, speak up here! You're proving a point when you wear those and it's "look at me...."

We all have them (and by "we" I guess I'm saying "most"). And we all wear them for one reason. To say otherwise is utter bullshit.

258

As for Beck himself he has his ups and downs. I hate it when he starts the crying jags on the show and I don't like his "Republicans are no better than the Dems" schtick.  On that, he may be just trying to push the "fair and balanced" thing and not truly feel that way.

But, despite those two things he has been a force for good in the conservative movement and I rank him in as one of the better news commentators. He is a lot better than ORieley who I can not stand. I also think he is better than Hannity.

He is by far better than any of the other people on the other networks.

259

We all have them (and by "we" I guess I'm saying "most"). And we all wear them for one reason. To say otherwise is utter bullshit.

I feel a surge in the force...

260 The greatest Beck segment came at the height of the Van Jones/czar controversy where he gave a President Bill Pullman Independence Day speech and then immediately shoved John Lennon's Revolution right back up the libtard's collective asses.

261 262

Oh please, curious.

When a woman wears those types of boots, she does so knowing people will leer and catcall.

Moronettes that wear the riding boots, speak up here! You're proving a point when you wear those and it's "look at me...."

We all have them (and by "we" I guess I'm saying "most"). And we all wear them for one reason. To say otherwise is utter bullshit.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 13, 2010 06:36 PM (SYU4y)

+100

262 You can be a Sex object, a Politician, a Concert Pianist, and a Mormon.

As a female, I've always thought that a women should worry when a man stops looking at her as a sex object. It's a sign that you need to work on yourself.... if you know what I mean.

263 I can't see it.  Sarah Palin has broken the Internet.

264 Moronettes that wear the riding boots, speak up here!

I dunno. I didn't watch the whole thing, but in the clips I saw they looked like pretty traditional, square stacked heel boots like you might find in a Talbot's.  I don't think of those as "come and get me" boots. 

I judge boots by the toe and the heel. 
Pointy toe and pointy heel = come and get it. 
Pointy toe and stacked, chunky heel = boots for every day. 
Flat toe and stacked heel = boots for wearing with a suit. 

But I find I don't really fit with some of the moronettes on footwear issues.

265

Male politicians don't take advantage of their looks?

266

I see its saggy old balls night on the Fox panel. Other than Krauthammer, they need to keep the young bucks on there.

267

Y-not, you're right, you can find those at Talbots, Ann Taylors etc. Wear them with jeans and no one will know. But you wear them with a skirt and you're asking for it.

I mean, she could have as easliy worn heels, she went with boots.

They're hot. She can pull them off and need not apologize. And I don't think she would. And I doubt she really gives a rip if guys oggle her--she's probably somewhat flattered.

If I threw a shit fit if I was oggled, by a man I'd feel like a damn feminist. Who wants that?

 

268

Coupled with a short skirt, it's one hell-of-a look.

I've always maintained the skirt was just there so they could look at themselves in the mirror...

so gratuitous and un-necessary with boots like that. _/sarc

269

Right on, Amish Jack! It's a win-win.

Her confidence went through the roof and you got yourself soem eye-candy!

270

No self-respecting chick doesn't love a great pair of boots.  For me, it's an obsession.

271 A stompy boot is a stompy boot is a stompy boot, some are just stompier than others. 

272

god love the moronettes

_{(supply your own puctuation)}

273 I used to wear boots a lot cause I am so short. However, if like me,  you gain weight, boots are not a good thing. Palin pulls off boots well. Those arent fuck me boots, but on her, they look sexy. The morons would die if she wore real dominatrix thigh highs. We'd have to hear all about their  dick heart attacks for months.

274 Stompy boots make winter better.

275 they've unleashed lots of stored up 'affection' on Sarah Palin, Megyn Kelly,

Guess what I'm thinking about now.

276 248 No Greta is not their best interviewer, that honor belongs to Megyn Kelly who has been known to rip some of the lying weasel Dems apart on air.

Yeah, but could the fabric of the universe really handle Megyn interviewing Sarah?

Especially if Megyn were wearing her naughty librarian glasses?

277 Stompy boots make winter better.

Posted by: OokOok at January 13, 2010 06:50 PM (dQdrY)

They make everything better. 

278 Have we made it to the ONT early?

279 But I find I don't really fit with some of the moronettes on footwear issues.

I don't even know what a "stacked heel" is. 

280 279 I used to wear boots a lot cause I am so short. However, if like me,  you gain weight, boots are not a good thing. Palin pulls off boots well. Those arent fuck me boots, but on her, they look sexy. The morons would die if she wore real dominatrix thigh highs. We'd have to hear all about their  dick heart attacks for months.

Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 13, 2010 06:50 PM (S3xX1)

To me, those boots absolutely scream out "fuck me."  Oh wait, that might have been a dream.  Anyway, I'll be in my bunk...

281 Stompy boots make winter better.

They make everything better.  

This, I know.

282

Especially if Megyn were wearing her naughty librarian glasses?

What if they both were wearing the naughty librarian glasses AND the stompy boots.

I've already had one heart attack, don't know if I can take another one.

283

Interesting trivia from C4P comment board.  Don't know if true:

Glenn Beck born February 10, 1964 
 
Sarah Palin born Febraury 11, 1964

284 Guess what I'm thinking about now.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 13, 2010 06:52 PM (E5R0q)

Glazed donuts?

285

Disagree to a point di butler.

I worked with a girl once that was the best looking thing in the office. She wore boots all the time and she was heavier set-she just found a pairs that fit awesome. She was always well put together and you could tell she embraced who she was and worked with it.

She was the most confident person I knew and guys dug her.

Boots or no boots, all women have some sexy in them. They just have to channel it. Once you master that you can totally work it to your advantage

Is this the ONT? This is the shit we usually get into over there, sorry!

286

Can't resist...

 

287 288

Especially if Megyn were wearing her naughty librarian glasses?

What if they both were wearing the naughty librarian glasses AND the stompy boots.

I've already had one heart attack, don't know if I can take another one.

Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2010 06:55 PM (QrA9E)

But think about it, Vic.  What a way to go out...

288 The morons would die if she wore real dominatrix thigh highs.

Wookiee just ordered a pair from France.  Custom-made, and we all know why and the sycophant media won't mention the reason.  *heh*

289

288-Especially if Megyn were wearing her naughty librarian glasses?

What if they both were wearing the naughty librarian glasses AND the stompy boots.

Somebody photoshop this and be quick about it.

290 The Hammer describes the MA senate race as basically a referendum on the Healthcare bill, since Scott Brown has come out and explicitly said he will not vote for it, and Martha Coakley has said she would.

If Brown pulls off an upset next Tuesday, Krauthammer said that the negotiations going on within the Whitehouse and congress will totally collapse. 

Even more imperative that Massholes GOTV for Brown! 

And how politically tone deaf the dems are that they cannot comprehend what this tells them, that a close race in MA for Ted's old the people's seat means the rest of the country is absolutely against it.

291

If the blog weren't broken before, it is now. Nice goin' Ms. Radish

Lady GaGa O is of course the exception to this conversation. No one could look sexy with a constant scowl on their face. When you hate everything and everyone it adds years to your appearnce.

292

ONT ?  Hmmm,  so far we have inappropriate sexual banter, Stompy Boots, Cross Dressing...

We need Kittehs, and Bacon and we are there!

293 She was the most confident person I knew and guys dug her.

There's nothing sexier than anyone, guy or girl, who is completely comfortable with him/herself.

294 258 You can be a Sex object, a Politician, a Concert Pianist, and a Mormon.

Hellooo sailor!

295 Well, one thing is for sure. If wookie and a monkey were the last 2 pieces of ass left on the earth, watch out monkey, your ass is mine!!!

296

And how politically tone deaf the dems are that they cannot comprehend what this tells them, that a close race in MA for Ted's old the people's seat means the rest of the country is absolutely against it.

The had aDemocrat Communist and a Republican on early this afternoon talking about the healthcare bill in one of those patented "fair and balanced" debates.

The Dem was spouting off about how the "people" wanted this healthcare bill and they were going to pass it.

In the parallel box the Republican was laughing his ass the whole tine the Dem was spouting that shit.

They truly have lost touch with the public.

297

300

Awesome!

298 Begala IS a prolapsed rectum and those aren't tatoos!

299

Lady GaGa O is of course the exception to this conversation. No one could look sexy with a constant scowl on their face. When you hate everything and everyone it adds years to your appearnce.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 13, 2010 07:01 PM (SYU4y)

Even when she is smiling for the cameras, it never reaches the eyes. 

300

Boots or no boots, all women have some sexy in them.

Say it, sistah!

301 Sweet Lord.  FNC reporting the Red Cross ran out of medical supplies in Haiti.

302

Beck's had larangitis all day.  I actually thought he wasn't on radio today because the voice I was listening to wasn't even close to his, but it was.

Oh, I know I spelled larangitis wrong, I was too lazy to look it up.

303

Ace getting kudos on C4P thread, where they are saying that the Cuda will be on Oprah Friday.

 

RINO-Hunter
LOL, Ace's headline for his live thread: 
 
Beck. Palin. Apocalypse. —Ace 
 
Palin on Glenn Beck right now, for the full hour. She's the Gatekeeper, he's the Keymaster, and there is no Dana only Zool. 
 
 
Paul Begala just suffered a spontaneous prolapsed rectum.

304

307-you should check out the pics from the Boston Globe. Truly devastating. Really puts life in perspective.

305 302 The had a Democrat and a Republican on early this afternoon talking about the healthcare bill in one of those patented "fair and balanced" debates.

The Dem was spouting off about how the "people" wanted this healthcare bill and they were going to pass it.

What bugs me are the Dems that say "once the bill is passed and people find out what's in it, they'll love it".

If that's the case, why are they afraid to let us know what's in the bill before it passes? They could take their time and let us love it, then pass it to popular acclaim.

306

Saw them earlier today, lacyunderalls.  Horrifying.  And yes, makes me very thankful for what I have and bit ashamed of what I complain about.

307 Only caught a small part over at AP's - what's with all this "me and Sarah" crap from Beck? IN YER FREAKIN DREAMS, GLENN

308

Saw them earlier today, lacyunderalls.  Horrifying.  And yes, makes me very thankful for what I have and bit ashamed of what I complain about.

Not to worry. If Obama and the Dems all remain in power we will be in the same status as Haiti within 10 years.

309 Is this going to be the third, or fourth, time the US has rebuilt Haiti?

310 I'm not going political with Haiti. As I type there are people still clinging to life.

311 I'm sure Sarah delights in the fact that men (and lesbians) find her beautiful.
She's certainly less thrilled by the crude suggestions of drooling morons.
But I'm sure she would be hurt to the point of tears at the thought that someone mocks and profanes her Lord using her name.

She's earned enough respect that we should leave her God out of our masturbatory fantasies.

I vow to relapse the rectum of anyone who pulls that shit with my tiny stompy boots. Or die trying.

312 An ex-govenor sleeps above the sheets.

FOUR FEET above the sheets.

313 Lacey, you've gotten me desiring boots again. Maybe I'll wear a pair tomorrow. I have a nice pair of pointy toed suede ones.

314

I think Beck's even funnier with his sidekicks, especially when they get the silly voices going and start cracking themselves up.  I find myself laughing out loud at work.  They lighten up Beck's mood most of the time.

 

315
Not to worry. If Obama and the Dems all remain in power we will be in the same status as Haiti within 10 years.

You think it'll take that long? I guess it depends on when China decides to cut our political class off from easy loans. That's when the fecal matter hits the fan. I'm thinking a couple of weeks after that point, just before the riots and looting begin.

I just hope there are no fast zombies involved.

316

Enough boots-- lets talk prolapsed rectums.  That there is funny.  Being kind of immature, I wish for that to happen to people.  I have a  list.

Have you seen the Harry Reid pic they always run on Hot Air?  Guess I can cross old dingy off my list.  He is NOT sucking on a lemon.

Of course those are tatoos on Garofalo's thighs.  Even real cockroaches have standards.

 

317 I meant prolapse. But I'll turn the other cheek and relapse right after.

318

di butler--suede is stunning! tis the season (I'd say if you lived in cold weather-but damn the entire country is cold as the North Pole these days)

Bet your bottom dollar someone admires those zexy boots!

319
So Ted Nugent is turning into Gary Busey?

320 229 64 He sounds like a retard on his radio show (KTTH) with the lame sidekick he carries around. The sidekick needs to GO ! Really? His banter with Pat and Stu is always the best part of the show for me. Otherwise he gets too monologuey, if that's even a word. Am hanging out with friends tonight but plan on watching the interview tomorrow; from the comments here I have no clue what to look for, should be interesting!

321 Here's another interview she just did with FOX Fan: Time Out with Sarah Palin

She says she'll write another book. Also, she's into kickboxing now (hopefully she'll beat the fuck out of Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace).

322

As a female, I've always thought that a women should worry when a man stops looking at her as a sex object. It's a sign that you need to work on yourself.... if you know what I mean.

Hillary?  Is that you?  Get me some coffee...

 

323 ol_dirty_/b+/tard - with everything else that's going on and she's into kickboxing? 

I think she's probably the only US politician of the past twenty years that we could leave alone with Putin for an hour and expect to come out without having done something embarrassing.

324 Posted by: mrkwong at January 13, 2010 07:39 PM (G8Eo0)

I agree, I think she could handle Putin.  Unlike 'Bammy, she's smart enough to know to negotiate from a position of strength and not give the fucking store away beforehand with no concessions from the other party.

When she went to that UN meeting during the campaign she even managed charm the Pakistani PM and Defense Minister into submission.  They were gushing over her afterwards.

325 116 "I seen shit that would turn you white!"

Posted by: cbullitt at January 13, 2010 05:41 PM (0BEkJ)

Sweet! got anything to help me get rid of this pesky "Negro Dialect"?

326 Male politicians don't take advantage of their looks? 

Never!

327 Male politicians don't take advantage of their looks?

How does my hair look?

328 Male politicians don't take advantage of their looks?

Does this outfit make my ass wook big?

329 Warning-getting $400 a pop haircuts may show high levels of vanity.

330 Waxman uses his to scare opponents.

331 At this point in the thread, nobody's reading, but I've gotta say I'm regularly amazed at the feelings around here for Beck.  There is NO ONE ELSE on our side doing the sort of research he does and getting the audience he does.  If he walks over his interviewees sometimes, get weepy sometimes....I can live with that, because his research and ability to turn over the rocks is amazing.
Okay, he's not an AoS kind of guy.  But if you want that, watch Red Eye...which is practically AoS on TV.  It's amusing that the edgiest show on TV is a conservative talk show on Fox.

332 OMG, Ugg boots has gone political!!!

333 Posted by: Y-not at January 13, 2010 08:25 PM (sey23)

I always figured all the spammers were bots.  Ugg must be an actual person.  There's no way a bot could contextualize comments like that.

334 I can't believe the turing test quality of the comment. 

It's surreal

335

She's earned enough respect that we should leave her God out of our masturbatory fantasies.

Oh, give me a break.

I have yet to experience sex where someone fails to invoke the name, presence, or aid of God.  Her God.  My God. Whatever.

336 Dennie Miller is rippin some ass on O'Reilly over Sarah Palin.

337

Glenn Beck born February 10, 1964 
 
Sarah Palin born Febraury 11, 1964

Commentor Nicole born February 8, 1984.  I know, who cares?  We need someone for the 9th, though.   Reagan was born on the 12th, no?

338 No one is saying that a woman, at times in her life, does not want to be considered a sex object.   However, at her place of business she wants to be considered very bright, very creative and very saavy.   No woman wants to think she is advancing in her job because of her sex appeal, she wants to think she is advancing in her job because she is smarter than everyone else.  If this is the way the "conservative blogs" treat her then you had better not complain if the liberal blogs start the same kind of thread.  Maybe that would have been a great question for Glenn Beck to ask her "Gee Sarah, you are really "easy on the eyes" (to quote vic) so how do you feel about being a sex object, particularly on conservative blog sites where they are talking about sleeping with you and not saying you have a "mind like a steel trap".  I mean Sarah, if this is what the conservative blogs are saying, maybe you aren't even going to consider running for office".   I know you don't get my point at all, cause you had a field day making fun of me but really this is one of those "problems" that doesn't serve the woman involved well.   Every woman owns boots, every woman wears skirts, every woman has a pair of dark black tights to wear with that skirt and boots and drive the BF or DH totally nuts.  But if the boss or the co workers made a comment about the boots, the black tights and the skirt (no professional woman wears a short skirt to the office so use yoru imagination) then the woman would think she is a failure in the business world.   Don't know what the other moronettes do for a living but, if you are a professional, Sarah Palin would be considered a professional, then you don't want to hear coments about your boots and your skirt and your black tights from anyone but a BF or a DH or a proposed BF at happy hour.

339 I'm wrong: Reagan was born Feb. 6th.

340

Palin/Rubio 2012 (once he becomes senator of course)

Slogan: Energize America

Outcome: Victory

341 Winterborn.

342

Palin/Rubio 2012 (once he becomes senator of course)

Slogan: Energize Sexifying America

Outcome: Victory

Posted by: Dan at January 13, 2010 08:51 PM (KZraB)

fixed, honey!

343 How come we aren't pushing the Grrrrrl Power thing?

344 It is undeniable that she is attractive, but she is also a fighter, with more guts than probably a dozen male politicians. Despite it all, she is still optimistic about this
country's prospects. Beck sounds like he's pretty much lost confidence in the system entirely, she hasn't, she even believes that the GOP is salvageable. Some of the more ludicrous lies in that recent book, does she look like she's ever been catatonic, McCain is a different story. She certainly looks like someone who would
be willing to take up the hard fight, everyone else in the top deck is refreshing their canapes. The Russians already know her as the Akhanitsa, the Huntress, and that's
a term of respect.

345
This Beck/Palin interview is the best one I've seen since the Tunguska blast of 1909.

346

Yeah, that's how I took your comment too garrett. Jesus Christ already

_{/too soon?}

And dead horse been beaten on this curious, but I am a professional woman. And there are days where I dress to kill, and that may include wearing  boots. Knowing that I feel good gives me confidence to tackle the day and being in a profession where I am surrounded by men, that's a plus. Is playing up femininity and sexuality kosher? Probably not. But damn *the rules*. If it works for me (for now) good on me for taking advantage of it. I know someday it will probably all fall to shit so I figure I'll work it while I've got it!

347

laceyunderalls...Well done!

The duo would be young, female, hispanic, attractive, energetic, plain spoken, and CONSERVATIVE (most importantly.)

348

I just saying, I pretty picky, but I do her. 

349 49 We need more of Sarah shooting her Bushmaster rifle on TV.

BTW does anyone know exactly what Sarah shoots?

I don't know. But I can tell you what she makes me shoot.

350

#337:  There is NO ONE ELSE on our side doing the sort of research he does and getting the audience he does.  If he walks over his interviewees sometimes, get weepy sometimes....I can live with that, because his research and ability to turn over the rocks is amazing.

Well said.  I agree, especially with the part I bolded.  He must have a terrific, deep staff.  There's got to be a huge amount of background work that goes into each show that we never see.

My complaint about today's show is simply that it could have been better.  In watching a clip the second time, I notice how long the camera stay glued to Beck, when Plain in talking in the background.  She's the guest!  For that I blame the director, not Glenn, but it still comes across as Too Much Beck.

Back before he got into television, I thought Larry King on radio was the best interviewer around.  Quick pace.  Short, sharp questions, let the guest answer.  Lots on info in a short time.  Not much about me, it's all about you.  Now I think Terry Gross might be the best interviewer, politics aside, of course. 

351

I just saying, I pretty picky, but I do her. 

But will you kiss me before you DO SEX TO ME?!?!?

352 Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 13, 2010 09:10 PM (SYU4y)
 Sorry if you feel I"m beating a dead horse.  In my profession even one "dress to kill, use your sexuality day" would diminish how I am viewed.  Sort of feel the same rules apply to female politicians.  BTW, know women in their 60's and 70's who haven't let it all go to shit so don't assume that is the inevitability.  I'm sure you will be one of the well kept 70 year olds shaking up the retirement community and that is a good thing.

353 I don't think analogies between how women should be treated in their place of work apply to women (or men, for that matter) in the public eye.  There are rules/laws governing what is acceptable behavior (and speech) in the work place.  Not all women use them, but they are there to protect the woman's ability to be successful professionally. 

I know of no rules/laws applying to the conversations (internet or no) of private individuals concerning a person who is currently making a living in the public eye. 

If Condi Rice had been called into the Oval Office by W and told to get on her knees and bark like a dog, she could sue (in theory).  However, she had no recourse about the various demeaning things said about her in the media, in private conversations, etc.  I don't think she could even sue successfully if someone made a porn movie using a 'double'. 

Honestly, I doubt that Governor Palin gives a damn what some folks on the internet say about her.  Especially when it is clearly intended as a compliment of sorts.

And just for disclosure, my previous career was in a male-dominated field (biophysics) and I actually did have to threaten to bring legal action against an asshole who slapped my ass at work (amongst other things). 

354

No I was saying I had beaten the dead horse.

I *think* that if a woman dresses sexy, as Sarah has been known to do on occasion, then she can't get all huffy and puffy when the droolong ensues. Ripping on Clinton for her cankles and what not is just cruel. She doesn't  put herself out as a sex symbol (obviousy) so people should lay off her looks (I'm guitly of participating in the mockery--too easy). But Palin doesn't have a lot of room for gripes when people discuss the sexy red monkey heels. She's wearing them for a specific reason and to turn around and bitch (which btw she doesn't do) about sexist remarks would be hypocritical.

355 When I was in high school, I had this killer outfit which included some kickass black stompy boots, and librarian glasses.  Glory days. 

356 Ian

Where'd you hear that ' Akhanitsa, the Huntress,' thing?  That's cool as hell!

357 curious, don't you have a bra to burn and some sensible shoes to polish?

358 I read it from Roger Kimball of Pajamas Media. it's a rough translation from Russian. I think it is virtually impossible for her not to look good, in overalls,
a suit, a jacket. whatever. Now I agree with you lacey, upto  a point, when they really do their worst to demean her like that with that shot was taken of her ankles
or Larry Flynt's contribution to the political debate, that goes beyond the pale. It's interesting to note in her younger years, The Iron Lady had a similar effect even in her first year in office.

359

Oh let's hope Allah isn't watching.

Beck and Palin talking......God

That's like a warning sign of the apocolypse for him, right? He'll be in fetal I assume. (With his own snuggie.....)

Pretty sure Allah is balled up in his bed crying. Bicycle Johnson is furiously analyzing each comment to see if any of his cult says anything that can be construed as sympathetic to Beck or Palin. His head is no doubt turning at 360 degrees while he pukes up green slime

360 That just goes to show how insane CJ has become, Beck is very much a libertarian, and Sarah's outside of her personal beliefs, doesn't impose it on anyone, despite all the crazy rumors. Allah is a little more understandable, but he's become a scold over time as well, now touting Newt Gingrich as the next whatever he wants to be

361 Newt is yesterday's news.  A lot of people consider that he has had his fifteen minutes and he is over.  Sarah and others who will emerge will be the new faces of the republican party.  People who are young don't want to see a newt...they want to see, new young fresh faces who haven't danced with the dems and created the huge mess we are in now.

Seems like this Allah guy is just as clueless as BO.

362

Someone said that Sarah may not pass the "sniff" test.

Billy Jeff has proved over and over that Hillary ob-

viously doesn't.  And HE should know (except for

maybe Vince Foster). Sniffing is for dogs on CIS

anyway.

363 Ugh, I can't stand real player.  Refuse to watch.