June 29, 2010
— Jack M. Sure, bloggers often engage in a little hyperbole.
Even I, as level headed and objective as I am, have been known to engage in a little exaggeration from time to time.
Not this time tho. This time, I mean it.
This may have been the GREATEST. CONCERT. EVAH.*
I mean, don't take just my word for it, check out this review:
You get the Bruce Springsteen set, sorry."Courtney Love muttered those words at some point during Hole's show Sunday night at the 9:30 club. It's hard to remember exactly when. Time seemed to stand still for so much of the evening. If she meant that we were in for a nearly three-hour concert, then yes, her statement was true. If she meant that we would experience a well-oiled rock-and-roll machine and everybody would leave feeling satisfied they got their money's worth ... let's come back to that one.
It's safe to say the people yelling "Bull[expletive]! This is bull[expletive]!" didn't feel like their $45 was well spent. There were more than a handful of patrons shouting and cursing at the endlessly controversial, occasionally coherent 45-year-old rock trainwreck. Many more simply headed for the exits. Three-quarters-filled at the start, the club was no more than a quarter packed by the excruciating end.
Make no mistake - this was an astonishingly awful performance that had few moments of redeeming musical value. Song titles, lyrics, guitar chords - Love remembered only some of them, and infrequently. Then again, what was really the best-case musical scenario? A competent recreation of songs more than a decade old, played by Love and her latest hired hands? Is that what people wanted to see - Courtney karaoke versions of '90s MTV buzz clips? Maybe. But probably not. Perhaps a bit more professionalism would have been nice but in 2010 you pay your $45 hoping for the Courtney Love Experience. And Sunday night was an experience like no other.
Yes. I was one of the 1/4 of patrons at the 9:30 Club who stayed through the whole, enchanting evening.
No, I was not the person referenced in the article who allegedly was "waiting to have sex with Love after the show."
But there is always next time. Oh yes. There is always next time.
Anyway, read the whole article. It really captures the trainwreck in all its derailed and dismembered glory.
*And by Greatest Concert Evah I mean an abject and total abomination. But, once you realized it was all gonna be downhill, the ride was a hell of a lot of fun.
UPDATE: Link added. Courtney Love isn't the only one who suffers from black-tar heroin inspired bouts of memory loss and...what was I saying?
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*quickly adding Courtney Love to dead pool list*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2010 09:31 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2010 09:32 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: maddogg at June 29, 2010 09:32 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2010 09:34 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: huerfano at June 29, 2010 09:34 AM (rqC5o)
Anyway, read the whole article. It really captures the trainwreck in all its derailed and dismembered glory.
And just how would I do that?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at June 29, 2010 09:35 AM (oIp16)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2010 09:35 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 29, 2010 09:37 AM (IhQuA)
This is Washington Compost link to "review."
Posted by: ParisParamus at June 29, 2010 09:37 AM (JbetV)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 29, 2010 09:40 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: ParisParamus at June 29, 2010 09:41 AM (JbetV)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 29, 2010 09:42 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Y-not channels her inner Libertarian at June 29, 2010 09:42 AM (Kn9r7)
16 All I got when I saw her in '94 was 10 minutes of growling and then got sprayed with a water hose.
That sounds more like a dog fight, but I suppose with Courtney it might be hard to tell.
Posted by: maddogg at June 29, 2010 09:43 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2010 09:44 AM (wXaK3)
Posted by: maddogg at June 29, 2010 09:44 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Mark in Portland at June 29, 2010 09:45 AM (+45yf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2010 09:45 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: AmishDude at June 29, 2010 09:45 AM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2010 09:45 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: torabora at June 29, 2010 01:44 PM (wXaK3)
FIFY.
Posted by: Will Folks - at June 29, 2010 09:46 AM (YVZlY)
The last show I saw at the 9:30 was Lords of Acid in 2000. Damn, I've been out of the DC area a lot the last decade.
Posted by: SGT Dan at June 29, 2010 09:46 AM (GgXZc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2010 01:45 PM (UOM4
Yay! Wait, was that supposed to be sarcastic.
We don't recognize sarcasm. Or humor of any kind for that matter.
Posted by: Reason magazine editors with a huge case of the munchies at June 29, 2010 09:47 AM (T0NGe)
"the rock concert concept died some time around 1990"
Yeah, nobody starts riots anymore. If the set is shitty, you're supposed to at least throw a bouncer through a tour bus window.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 29, 2010 09:47 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 29, 2010 09:48 AM (uKraB)
Mission accomplished!!
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Posted by: profligatewaste at June 29, 2010 09:48 AM (b3rrc)
Best show evah...Slayer, Wasp, Exodus. Capitol Theater, Passaic, NJ just before it closed down circa 1989.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 29, 2010 09:50 AM (pr+up)
The last show I saw at the 9:30 was Lords of Acid in 2000. Damn, I've been out of the DC area a lot the last decade.
Are Lords of Acid anything like Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction?
Posted by: Roadking at June 29, 2010 09:50 AM (c+oWt)
Posted by: flesh eating bacteria at June 29, 2010 09:50 AM (4Kl5M)
The mere thought of sex with Courtney Love makes it burn when I pee.....from 3000 miles away.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 09:50 AM (P9+0W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 29, 2010 01:45 PM (UOM4
Her face looks like it never met a case of acne it didn't like...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 29, 2010 09:51 AM (YVZlY)
"The last show I saw at the 9:30 was Lords of Acid in 2000"
Saw them in '95 in Philly. Don't remember a damn thing.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 29, 2010 09:51 AM (HaYO4)
If people are spending $45 for such nonsense, is the economy the better for it or worse? Some would argue that band members, sound and light technicians and bouncers all benefit economically, as do the people who undoubtedly need to clean up afterwards.
Call it The Hole Fallacy.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 29, 2010 09:52 AM (cQyWA)
Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at June 29, 2010 09:52 AM (gbCNS)
Reminds me of a Shane Vendrell quote from The Shield
"like watching a train wreck in slow motion.....except it's more horrific"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 09:52 AM (P9+0W)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 01:50 PM (P9+0W)
thanks for the coffee all over my monitor...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 29, 2010 09:53 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 29, 2010 09:54 AM (i3AsK)
Posted by: DCBrent at June 29, 2010 09:54 AM (sppet)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 09:55 AM (P9+0W)
Posted by: maddogg at June 29, 2010 09:55 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Urban Dictionary at June 29, 2010 09:57 AM (4Kl5M)
IIRC, Gore once told Love that he was a huge fan of hers but didn't know any of her songs when she pressed him on it.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 29, 2010 09:59 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: joncelli at June 29, 2010 09:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 29, 2010 10:00 AM (i3AsK)
I was hoping she'd press my Chakra, honestly.
At least now we have something in common.
Posted by: Mr. Stone at June 29, 2010 10:01 AM (FkKjr)
thanks for the coffee all over my monitor...
and the grits all over mine.
Chaos, destruction and despair......my work here is done.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 29, 2010 10:01 AM (P9+0W)
Really, I'm surprised anyone is buying a ticket to see Love anywhere. Might be more entertaining just to take that cash and light it up.
Posted by: GarandFan at June 29, 2010 10:04 AM (6mwMs)
You know what? I'll just let my own chakras out...thanks..
Posted by: Al "Love Chak" Gore at June 29, 2010 10:07 AM (1R6cr)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 29, 2010 10:08 AM (C2//T)
OT -
John Stewart to Axelrod, "Do you believe that government is competent enough..."
Axelrod, "Dude! Hell, I'm not competent enough to even answer that question! heh... heh... eh."
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 29, 2010 10:08 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at June 29, 2010 10:11 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: David Frum at June 29, 2010 10:14 AM (w9bVp)
Posted by: NJConservative at June 29, 2010 10:15 AM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 29, 2010 10:17 AM (KPT/i)
Anyone notice how totally inappropriately her 'assistant' Lisa was dressed? The sweet girl-who-lives-next-door dress and shoes don't go with the body tats and the whole ambiance of the stage.
Posted by: rabidfox at June 29, 2010 10:19 AM (8MN6A)
A friend roadied for Hole back in the 90's, and said she's as much a train wreck in person as you would guess.
Actually, my old band played with 'em a couple times (ATL & LA), and I can attest the same, judging from the pissy soundchecks I had to sit through.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 29, 2010 10:19 AM (0QJjg)
Posted by: koopy at June 29, 2010 10:20 AM (awinc)
Whenever I see a picture of the septic tank named Courtney Love I figure that's what KayInMaine is like to be around on her most coherent and hygenic day.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 29, 2010 10:22 AM (md/wF)
rambling for a minute about how she was late because she had just been hanging out with a senator friend.
Hah! I'm betting Chris Dodd.
I'm betting Robert Byrd.
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2010 10:23 AM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Reason magazine editors with a huge case of the munchies
Man, next time you'll be telling me... that Dave Weigel... was, like... a bad choice... OMFG BUGS!! BUGS!! OFF ME!! OFF ME!!
Posted by: other Reason magazine editors suddenly feeling shivery and constipated at June 29, 2010 10:25 AM (9Sbz+)
Senate, House of Representatives.....same difference.
Posted by: Patches Kennedy (D-RI) at June 29, 2010 10:36 AM (P9+0W)
Who the fuck is Cortney Love? Country Western Ho? or Black Hole.
Oh did I mention, WHO GIVES A SHIT?
I was getting "laid".
Posted by: The Chicken at June 29, 2010 10:44 AM (2+9Yx)
"I was there. Conservatively speaking, it was wonderful."
I, too, was there...er...completely by coincidence...and I concur. While the fairweather Hole fan might mistakenly conclude that there were forgotten or missed chords, only the true afficionado could have processed, and appreciated, the polytonal ambrosia Miss Love lovingly fed her most loyal fans. Spoonful by hot, piping spoonful, the three hours lazed about your aural pallate, leaving me deeply satiated.
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at June 29, 2010 10:45 AM (sPO/s)
I'm betting Robert Byrd.
Maria Cantwell and her TV hairhead man were both on Courtney's dance card that night.
Kurt's death wasn't suicide. (I'm lookin at YOU Courtney.)
Posted by: kallisto at June 29, 2010 10:47 AM (+FkcS)
Stylistically impetuous, anti-bourgeiousie, splendid night for Washingtonians scurrying about like a patient etherized on a table.
Thank God DC has such strict gun control.
Posted by: Roger Ebert at June 29, 2010 10:48 AM (8lCJT)
Courtney has gone from incoherent, no-talent hack rock star to incoherent, no-talent hack nobody in just a few short years. Who could have predicted the decline?
In fairness, I really did enjoy listening to "Celebrity Skin" (199
. Back then, she seemed to have real musicianship. But lately? Just dreck.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 29, 2010 10:52 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: maddogg
I found that a five gallon bucket of Sears Weatherbeater (TM) was barely sufficient for heavy petting
Posted by: former courtney Love date survivor at June 29, 2010 10:52 AM (R2fpr)
When you can't consistently hit the third chord in your 3-chord song. . .time to get back to the woodshed.
Admittedly, nobody is going to see her act to listen to her playing, but ack. . .its so bad she makes her deceased husband look like Segovia.
Posted by: looking closely at June 29, 2010 10:52 AM (6Q9g2)
Posted by: tomaig at June 29, 2010 10:54 AM (8ogqy)
IIRC, Gore once told Love that he was a huge fan of hers but didn't know any of her songs when she pressed him on it.
Well judging by the reviews Courtney doesn't know any of her songs either, so I guess they have that in common. Go get her Al, you big crazy sex poodle you.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 29, 2010 10:57 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 29, 2010 11:03 AM (8lCJT)
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 29, 2010 11:04 AM (bxiXv)
I know Senators talk smack, but now we got one that does smack?
Posted by: Mr. Stone
No, the Senator that did smack is now the President that did smack.
The only way I would hit that would be if Michelin started making steel belted rubbers.
Posted by: MrCaniac at June 29, 2010 11:04 AM (Vol3D)
Admittedly, nobody is going to see her act to listen to her playing, but ack. . .its so bad she makes her deceased husband look like Segovia.
And his music kicked glamcheesemetal to the curb. So there is *that*.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 29, 2010 11:05 AM (ujg0T)
OK, two bands from the 90s that I liked but who absolutely vanished: Gin Blossoms and Belly. Wha' happened?
Doug Hopkins, the driving force behind the Gin Blossoms, killed himself. End of story. As for Belly, Tanya Donnelly just decided to quit I think.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 29, 2010 11:10 AM (ujg0T)
Admittedly, nobody is going to see her act to listen to her playing, but ack. . .its so bad she makes her deceased husband look like Segovia.
And his music kicked glamcheesemetal to the curb. So there is *that*.
Thieving bastard.
Posted by: The Pixies at June 29, 2010 11:26 AM (P9+0W)
Thieving bastard.
Much as I like Frank Black and Co., Pixies tunes are simply not as catchy.
I must give the junkie poser Cobain his due. "Nevermind" ended the dominant AlbumOrientedRock radio station format, cut through the sound of trivial pop acts like Poison and Warrant like a hot knife through butter, and did for a time turn the music industry on its head.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 29, 2010 11:31 AM (ujg0T)
rambling for a minute about how she was late
because she had just been hanging out with a senator friend.
Hah!
I'm betting Chris Dodd.
I'm betting Robert Byrd.
Posted by: Cheri at June 29, 2010 02:23 PM (G+Wff)
My money's on Al Franken because he's cool and knows Hollywood celebrities and shit.
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 29, 2010 11:40 AM (xxgag)
Posted by: maxx at June 29, 2010 11:40 AM (oA7Mq)
Posted by: WalrusRex at June 29, 2010 11:42 AM (xxgag)
Posted by: Proud Infidel at June 29, 2010 12:16 PM (tDLmq)
I have no idea why anyone goes to any concert. What's the point?
The mass worship thing really bothers me.
Along with the noise, the irritating public, the let down.
Just buy the CD or down load what you need, play it in the privacy of your own car/home, and end it.
Why make these asshole rock stars rich? Even the good ones kinda suck.
The only band worth seeing live is that favorite old time band that tours odd locations and is sure to put on a good show. The bigger the venue, the larger the brand-name band, the more it's gonna suck. You know it's true.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 29, 2010 12:19 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 29, 2010 12:26 PM (2hMpc)
Or something like that.
Posted by: shibumi at June 29, 2010 12:27 PM (OKZrE)
#99, the two best concerts I've seen in the last five years were Nightwish when they finally toured the States. I would have seen them three times, but illness cancelled the Knoxville show, and I couldn't get off work to see #4 in Houston.
And I saw Concrete Blonde's reunion tour show in New Orleans last week, was titled "Twenty Years of Bloodletting". Fucking KILLER show. I hadn't sung myself hoarse and stumbled out of a show half-deaf in almost a decade.
Posted by: SGT Dan at June 29, 2010 01:36 PM (GgXZc)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 29, 2010 02:16 PM (PQY7w)
They are all in stock!Welcome to buy!
Posted by: sunny at April 12, 2011 02:45 AM (Czz8K)
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