1 Lollar and Bielat might win? 

I better stock up on some chocolate-vanilla swirly pudding.

2
Houdak in MA is a possible victory, too.

3 Can we hear the lamentations of their women yet?

4 I donated to Bielat.

I cant wait to hear on election night that Frank is gone.... Grayson is gone....

Hoping and praying for that anyway.

5
oh, and Frank/Bielat are supposed to do a radio debate sometime soon.

6 My semen would be pink for a week if Hoyer loses. If Frank and Hoyer lose, I might just tear it off in a vodka-infused epileptic-like seizure.

7 JeffB owes you a trip to the tip jar.

8

Anything that results in more Ewok pictures is an unholy blessing.

Bring 'em on.

9 Speaking of stalking ewok pics. . .You really need a link so we can see all those at once.

10

Great news....

 

Oh, and Ace, please don't start writing like my teenage daughter speaks...

"I met Sean Duffy on like Thursday..."

11 Oh, and Ace, please don't start writing like my teenage daughter speaks... "I met Sean Duffy on like Thursday..." Posted by: Cheri at October 04, 2010 01:42 PM (G+Wff) Unless and until ACE were to ask me for money, he would not be talking like my daughter.

12 This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win.

13 Posted by: nevergiveup at October 04, 2010 01:43 PM (0GFWk)

Mine adds a ride to the demand.

14

Unless and until ACE were to ask me for money, he would not be talking like my daughter.

So true    My value to my teenagers is maid, cook, and human ATM.

15 This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win. Posted by: Ed Anger at October 04, 2010 01:44 PM (7+pP9) Didn't Beckel pick the Mets to go all the way this year?

16 "Lollar believes Rep. Hoyer has betrayed the values of a significant portion of MarylandÂ’s 5th Congressional District and no longer views himself as accountable to them."

Oh, I can just see Hoyer's head exploding like an overripe pumpkin stuffed with an M-100.  HOW DARE THEY NOT VOTE FOR ME!!

Heh...

17 My 5yo daughter wants her own cell phone and credit card, already - can I blame PBS?

18 It certainly would be nice to have more than 1 (R) in the MD congressional delegation. Our representation down the block in DC is pathetic.

19 Don't forget about Gunny Nick Popaditch in California. He's running to unseat perpetual dingbat Loretta Sanchez.

20 Next Ewok pic: SEAN DUFFY I CUT A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR WHEN YOU TURNED AROUND

21 Ace, thanks for putting me the knowledge of Bielat's and Lollar's donation pages.  I just hit them both.  Now can I haz Ewok?

22 Except you guys, of course, but you're morons. And we wouldn't have it any other way. (Beat Steny Hoyer? Maybe, but doubtful. Beat Bawney? Nope. His butt buddies in the state government will make sure there's a trunkful of votes out there somewhere with his name on them.)

23
Except you guys, of course, but you're morons.

Honestly, all you ewoks look alike to me. 

24 I don't want to have to see any Apology Ewoks: "I'm sorry I fucked your garbage"

25 "This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind..." Oh myyyy....

26 Ya' know how I know this is all a lie ?
Cause like, R.S. McCain couldn't endorse Lollar , cause  he's like a black dude. And like  McCain is all racist and shit .

27 His butt buddies in the state government will make sure there's a trunkful of votes out there somewhere with his name on them.

I thought that about Martha Coakley.  Then again, she probably wasn't their type.  *cough*

28
It's odd that the Rand/Conway debate is getting so much attention around the country. It's almost as if the media wants to help the Democrats win the seat.

29 It would be so sweet if Hoyer bit it, but I gather he's very good at bringing pork home to his constituents.  But Lollar looks like the real deal.  If he doesn't succeed this time, I hope he finds some other public office to pursue. 

30 I have to agree. 

Sean Duffy's wife is in fact smokin' hot.

31 Putting Steele on a tour bus for the next two years is probably the best way to utilize his formidable skills.

32 25 "This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind..." Fap fap fap fap fap fap

33 Donated to both Bielat and Lollar. Lollar's server must be getting hammered, I had to try several times before the page was delivered.

34 Neither one knew who the hell I was, but Sean Duffy thought he did. But I think he was confusing me with another blogger.

That has to be it. I don't think it likely that someone as conventionally conservative (as opposed to south park conservative) as Duffy would enjoy reading weird fantasies about Alan Grayson getting dorked up the turd hamper by enraged ewoks.

35

This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win.

Beckel is delusional.

36 I had Lollar speak at my home for a GOP event - the guy is the real deal - hates Obama and is not afraid (like Steele) to say it.  If he gladehands all the brothers in Charles County he really does have a shot.

37 If Barney Frank actually does lose (it just seems too good to be true to me), then who will be the designated "Gay Leader/Spokesman/Hero/Token" on Capitol Hill? I'm sure there are a few contenders.

38 SEAN DUFFY

THAT WASN'T A HUG, I WAS MEASURING YOU FOR THE JAR IN MY BASEMENT

39 Donating to these guys sucks a lot of money away from other candidates as the old dudes hoard cash to defend themselves.  Donating to the candidates Ace mentioned is a great force multiplier on a national scale.

http://tinyurl.com/2fsjnj7

40 Smart little girl.  She looks afraid of ace.

41 Turdcutter. Nub nub

42 I was really getting excited until I read, "national political pundit Dick Morris last week declared the race 'winnable' for Lollar."

43 Beckel is delusional.

Or he knows something about Wisconsin's tradition of Democrat vote fraud. It'll have to be a blowout to overcome the double and illegal votes.

44 Posted by: eastern shore chickenecker at October 04, 2010 01:53 PM (NO075) Where on the Eastern Shore? I grew up in Oxford back in the 70s.

45 Don't forget about Gunny Nick Popaditch in California. He's running to unseat perpetual dingbat Loretta Sanchez. Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks

Popaditch is running against Filner (CA - 51).

Sanchez is in the 47th, challenged by Van Tran.

46 @ 37, HELLOOOOOOOO!

47

Putting Steele on a tour bus for the next two years is probably the best way to utilize his formidable skills.

Could we make it a tour of, say, the Balkans?

48 I loved the sequence of Elizabeth Blackney and her daughter showing off the salutes, ending with the French salute.

49 Houdak in MA is a possible victory, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2010 01:35 PM (uFokq)

I believe Reps have a shot in 4 MA house races; 4,5,6,10. Though MA10 is probably the most likely of the bunch.

We could take both NH races too, and I think we are favored to...

50

Putting Steele on a tour bus for the next two years is probably the best way to utilize his formidable skills. Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2010 01:51 PM (GwPRU)

Good drivers are hard to find.

51 This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win.

Beckel is one cheerleader whose pic I hope I never see up here.

52

Also, Ryan Frazier in Colorado running for Congressional 7th district seat.  Awesome guy.....

Just went to Duffy's site for the first time to contribute....yowza!  Never mind the wife and kids.....he's hot.

53 Battle hardened Marines vs. professional lefty political hacks? It's gonna be a bloodbath.

54 Not one comment yet on the excellence of the racks in the photos of right wing babes ?
This is how I know most of the morons are ghey . nttatwwt
Me, I'm thinking motorboat .

55

 Putting Steele on a tour bus for the next two years is probably the best way to utilize his formidable skills.

LOL!! 

56 Do we have any polling data showing where Basil Marceaux stands, or did he just use his Marine authority to arrest his opponent?

57 Welcome back, ace! 

58 And we wouldn't have it any other way. (Beat Steny Hoyer? Maybe, but doubtful. Beat Bawney? Nope. His butt buddies in the state government will make sure there's a trunkful of votes out there somewhere with his name on them.)

Posted by: joncelli at October 04, 2010 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

I have a theory - that in states that traditionally go D overwhelmingly, like MA, the Dem fraud machine is pretty much untested. It is states that are split like WA and PA that they really have the ability to "find" votes at the last minute.

59 Star Parker has an excellent book by the way.

Pimps, Whores and Welfare Brats: From Welfare Cheat to Conservative Messenger

60
Star Parker? I think I've heard her on Laura Ingraham a few times.

61 No ewok?

62 Rightwingnews says the baby's name is Maria. Not that it really matters I suppose...she sure is cute though. =)

63 61 No ewok? Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at October 04, 2010 02:04 PM (QBQc

If you want your ewok, you can keep your ewok

64 @ 54, Knock yourself out. I've got my own right wing babe. It's all I can do to keep her unsatisfied. What the hell would I want another one for?

65 LOLlar for Congress: "I Can Has Congressional Seat?"

66 Star Parker can't win in CA-37 unless she comes up with a strategy that will attract the huge illegal alien vote.

67 Dayum. Sean Duffy. I don't remember him being that yummy back in his Real World days.

68 Where's the Ewok?

69 Donated money to all three campaigns last Thursday (Lollar, Bielat and Parker). Expect to do more in a week or two.

70 This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win.

This is the same Bob Beckel who keeps saying "Barak Obama is the best financial President in History!" Yes?

I think we know how much to trust his judgment...

71 Not one comment yet on the excellence of the racks in the photos of right wing babes ?

What's the point?  Does the universe really need to know what you would or wouldn't fap to?  (hint:  the answer is no).

72 So tell us Ace, did the baby ever manage to snag that coffee cup from her dad?  One would think after five previous he'd learn to keep the cups away from them at that stage but.....you never know though.

73

 No ewok?

 

Ace spilled the beans.  Now Sean will be checking AoS out.  De ewok....he lay low. 

74 Ace:  "Uhyeah, my screen name is Instapundit.  Cuz that's what they call me on the internet."

75 68 Where's the Ewok?

Posted by: sandbagger at October 04, 2010 02:07 PM (mJg2y)

Damn hobos aren't gonna skin themselves. And if you wait, skin gets too tough.

76

I met Star Parker years ago, and she is all kinds of awesome. Does anyone have any idea what her chances are?

Her website is here: http://tinyurl.com/y64bl4x

77 who will be the designated "Gay Leader/Spokesman/Hero/Token" on Capitol Hill?

My money's on Lindsay Graham.  What I'd like to see, though, is a newly elected, generally conservative GOPer so as to announce that it's okay to be gay and not Democratic.  (ducks) 

This is a potentially big cache of votes, and unless you are a SoCon, (i.e. more a small gov type) not a big deal in terms of ideology.  Gay marriage-no.  Civil unions-okay with me.

78 Here is another Massachusetts race that can be won: Jim McKenna for AG Why do Morons care about who is Attorney General is Massachusetts? Remember Scott Brown kicking Martha Coakley's clueless ass? She is up for re-election. We can hit a pudding grand slam!

79 I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the tree outside my door, at the very top.

80 75 68 Where's the Ewok?

Posted by: sandbagger at October 04, 2010 02:07 PM (mJg2y)

Damn hobos aren't gonna skin themselves. And if you wait, skin gets too tough.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Ace

 

 

I foller. Aint nuthin wurs than tuff hobo hide.

81 Okay. I just checked out the pics at Right Wing News. Who the hell is John Hawkins? He was all over the pics just like at the ones from BlogCon.

82 I was walking down the street and as these two really hot girls passed me, I noticed that they were checking me out so I tried to be as Macho as possible. As soon as they pass, I hear one of them say, "OMG, he looks just like Justin Bieber!" I'm 29 and apparently not very Macho.

83

Still, super-generous about praising me for this other blogger's work.

Just thinking but, prolly not so gracious going ahead and taking credit for the other bloggers work but hey, the moron code and all that.

Sucks to be the other guy!!

84

 Star Parker can't win in CA-37 unless she comes up with a strategy that will attract the huge illegal alien vote.

 

She could tell all of them that they will be getting bus tickets for free.

85 The New Comments Thingy is busted on that global warmening thread up north.

86 ArthurK broke the blog!

87

What the hell is this?

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88 I found out my Mom was put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to pleasure myself with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks.

89 What someone said.

90 There are commenters trapped inside the climate scam thread.  Please, somebody do something!

91

This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win.

Beckel is delusional.




Every time I see that fat fuck Beckel on FNC I think of two things.

He'd look much better on TV if he were wearing a couple of pissed-off, rabid wolverines around his neck.

His brother Graham is a Hollywood character actor, and a staunch conservative. And judging by their one appearance together on FNC awhile back, Bro is a hell of a lot more even-tempered, intelligent and articulate than Mr. Personal Check.

92 great new thread? somebody forget to pay the server bill?

93 From her web page. I am heart-broken. S.E. Cupp's Favorite Thinkers and Doers: Sean Hannity KT McFarland Paul Vallely Charles Krauthammer Tucker Carlson Pete Hegseth Jonah Goldberg Dinesh D'Souza Newt Gingrich

94 In recognition of a lack of global warming, there will be a lack of comments-posting in the Commemorative Thread.

95 The blog lags behind the editor.  That post has already been deleted.  It'll go away pretty soon. 

96

Did You Know Star Parker Was Running For CA-37?

Why yes, yes I did.  Like in April.

97 So Liberals have their skittle dumping unicorns, Conservatives have their garbage raping ewoks.  Heh!

98 O/T Good write up on the so called

Blue Dog Democrats.

99

No climate change thread crashed the linked server as well.

Must be some sensitive stuff in there.

 

100

 From her web page. I am heart-broken. S.E. Cupp's Favorite Thinkers and Doers: Sean Hannity KT McFarland Paul Vallely Charles Krauthammer Tucker Carlson Pete Hegseth Jonah Goldberg Dinesh D'Souza Newt Gingrich

 

Yeah.  I finally rammed some sense into her.

101

Still, super-generous about praising me for this other blogger's work.

Just thinking but, prolly not so gracious going ahead and taking credit for the other bloggers work but hey, the moron code and all that.

New Headline Joke:

Sean Duffy:  Hey, man.  Great work with all you do on that blog of yours.  Good call on my next lumberjack ad.
Ace:  That...uh...that wasn't me.
Sean Duffy:  Oh.  Which blog is yours?
Ace:  The...er...one with the clever Stalker-Wicket pictures.
Sean Duffy:  ...the one about wanting to fuck my garbage?
Ace:  *nods sullenly*
Sean Duffy:  *glances to make sure his wife isn't watching, slips Ace a business card with his cell-number written on the back*

102

My 5yo daughter wants her own cell phone and credit card, already - can I blame PBS?

Yes, but only very quietly and only in the privacy of your own home, never on the phone or over the internet.

Otherwise it will simply be catalogued as yet another example of extreme right wing hatred, be used to show how the Tea parties are all violent and you'll get yourself classified as a right wing extremist by the department of homeland security.

But, on the upside if your last name begins with an R your file might end up next to mine

103 This is where I hope Hoyer's "bring home the bacon" reputation finally fails him.

104

93 From her web page. I am heart-broken. S.E. Cupp's Favorite Thinkers and Doers: Sean Hannity KT McFarland Paul Vallely Charles Krauthammer Tucker Carlson Pete Hegseth Jonah Goldberg Dinesh D'Souza Newt Gingrich

That's why S.E. Cupp is a Great American and will be converted through a summer long process only available during the Freedom Concerts, coming to an area near you!

Charlie Daniels, Lee Greenwood, The Great One Mark Levin, S.E. Cupp becoming a Christian, and Katy Perry's little sister. Call my show right now for tickets, they're going fast.

105

Every time I see that fat fuck Beckel on FNC I think of two things.

Funny, everytime I see him the first thing I think is, "Oh crap, where is the remote?" and the second thing I think is, "Mute, or off?"

 

106 This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 04, 2010 01:44 PM (7+pP9)

Didn't Beckel pick the Mets to go all the way this year?

Posted by: nevergiveup

 

Bite me.

107 SEAN DUFFY

I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE.

108 Ace.  You didn't push that big red button at the top of the control panel, did you?

109 107 This morning on F&F Bob Beckel said Feingold will pull from behind and win.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 04, 2010 01:44 PM (7+pP9)

Didn't Beckel pick the Mets to go all the way this year?

Posted by: nevergiveup

Bite me.

Posted by: Mets fan at October 04, 2010 02:35 PM (R2fpr)

He meant in the Ewok-ian sense (i.e., f**king garbage)

110 SoS - I'm thinking that the Appleseed stuff is going to put me on bad list, you might want your file in a different office.

111

LOLlar for Congress: "I Can Has Congressional Seat?"

in ur Congriss

representin' ur peeps

112 I think that he mistook you for Lance Burri, the Troglopundit, who wrote up a mock log-rolling commercial before that one came out.

113 1.) I want more Ewok photoshops.  They started out creepy-funny, got boring for awhile, and then cycled all the way back to 100% Comedy Gold.  More please.

2.) I'm going to be volunteering for Lollar this month if I can.  May even try to get down to do some GOTV.

114 Isn't ten points down kind of, like, you know, a LOT?  I hardly call that in striking distance.  What am I missing?

115

I'm thinking that the Appleseed stuff is going to put me on bad list, you might want your file in a different office.

Rotfl.. well, I have several files and I already appear on a lot of lists. See I'm one of those hyper dangerous veteran's that Napolitano was trying to warn you about.  One of those hyper partisan right wing kooks who actually took an oath to defend the Constitution and gets a might peeved when people want to ignore it, or worse yet shred it.

Yes, I watch the dreaded Fox news, even though it's considered dangerous and subversive by the current regime.  Yes, I actually own a legally registered gun (two in fact).  I've been known to voice disent with the current regime on issues.. well, pretty much all of them really.  Sadly apparently I missed that small window of time in which disent was considered patriotic. 

So I can't imagine you'd be on a list I'm not already on 

116

Hispanic women come in two groups: those who age very well, and those who don't.  Sean Duffy won the fucking lottery with her...

117

Ace.  You didn't push that big red button at the top of the control panel, did you?

The one that makes little schoolkids in England explode?  He must have, didn't you see the video?

118 Isn't ten points down kind of, like, you know, a LOT?  I hardly call that in striking distance.  What am I missing?

It entirely depends on the position of the candidate.  If you're an incumbent and you have a "ten point lead" that could either be good or deeply, deeply ominous, depending on where your numbers actually sit.  A "ten point lead" when you're sitting at 53-43 or somesuch is quite comfortable.  A "ten point lead" where it's more like 48-38 is little comfort at all -- the relevant number in that situation isn't the ten point gap, but rather that YOU are under 50% and HE has room to grow. 

And if you're sitting UNDER the magic number 45%, even with that "ten point lead"...you're toast.  You've almost certainly already lost your race and are just playing out the string.  Because your opponent's 35% is suddenly going to become 52% when all the undecideds swing over to him, which is what happens when people are still undecided about whether an incumbent deserves reelection this close to the day.

THIS is why Bielat's numbers, if correct, are a sign of real competitiveness.  The gap is somewhat immaterial - Scott Brown showed just how quickly such 'gaps' can close, and he's not the first to do so (John Engler, anyone?).

119

My 5yo daughter wants her own cell phone and credit card, already - can I blame PBS?

Yes, but only very quietly and only in the privacy of your own home, never on the phone or over the internet.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at October 04, 2010 02:32 PM (e8T35)

Hey: now we can tell our 5-year-olds that Elmo says girls aren't grown-up enough to have cell phones and credit cards until they are as big as Katy Perry, IYKWIMAITYD.

120

LOLlar for Congress: "I Can Has Congressional Seat?"

in ur Congriss

representin' ur peeps

Posted by: reason at October 04, 2010 02:39 PM (q/kmn)

ceiling candidate

is watching you vote

121 Bob Beckel ,Marc Lamont Hill, Keith Olbermann, and Ed Schultz should have a talk show. I think I'm gonna propose that to CNN since they have an asshole gap to fill.

122

Hey: now we can tell our 5-year-olds that Elmo says girls aren't grown-up enough to have cell phones and credit cards until they are as big as Katy Perry, IYKWIMAITYD.

If you grow up to be as big as Katy Perry, some man will happily buy you a cell phone and let you use his credit card.  He'll even want you to call him "daddy".

123 Bob Beckel ,Marc Lamont Hill, Keith Olbermann, and Ed Schultz should have a talk show. I think I'm gonna propose that to CNN since they have an asshole gap to fill.

Marc Lamont Hill may be a liberal, but as anyone who has ever seen Red Eye can attest, he is no asshole.  Gotta be one of the coolest guests they have on the show.

124

 Bob Beckel ,Marc Lamont Hill, Keith Olbermann, and Ed Schultz should have a talk show.

My God, it's full of stupid!

 

125 44.  Chestertown - I am a moron farmer

126

LOLlar for Congress: "I Can Has Congressional Seat?"

It's not your seat, it's the people's seat.  So I would recommend disinfecting before use.

127

Star Parker was one of the original KSFO talk show hosts when they went to the all conservative "Hot Talk" format along with Ken Hamblin and Michael Savage. They didn't have Limbaugh at that time. FYI, KSFO is the highest rated talk station in the San Francisco area. yes, SAN FRANCISCO, the belly of the Beast.

She deserves your support.

128

"enjoy reading weird fantasies about Alan Grayson getting dorked up the turd hamper by enraged ewoks."

Anywhere else in the known universe, that would be an insane and bizarre sentence. Anywhere else except here.

129 My money's on Lindsay Graham.

He could only hold the placard as token gay 'til 2014 when Vic & I rally South Carolinians to vote this smush out.

130

90 There are commenters trapped inside the climate scam thread.  Please, somebody do something!

 

I"LL SAVE THEM!

EXCELSIOR!

131 18 It certainly would be nice to have more than 1 (R) in the MD congressional delegation. Our representation down the block in DC is pathetic.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 04, 2010 01:46 PM (yQWNf)

You can thank that gerrymanderer in chief Glendenning for our shitty representation in Congress.  I'm in the MD-2nd and it is the most gerrymandered district in the US.  We used to have 4 and 4.  Now it's 7-1.

132 If Frank, Hoyer, Boxer, and Reid lose, there won't be any pudding left on any of the shelves of any of America's super markets.

133 He could only hold the placard as token gay 'til 2014 when Vic & I rally South Carolinians to vote this smush out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 04, 2010 03:31 PM (M6enm)

I tried in 2008 but he just gamed the system too well.

134 If Frank, Hoyer, Boxer, and Reid lose, there won't be any pudding left on any of the shelves of any of America's super markets.

Posted by: Reiver at October 04, 2010 03:46 PM (64S5N)

Boy, talk about a trifecta.

135 CA-37 is South Central L.A.  It's good PR for the GOP to boost her candidacy but she has less than zero chance.

136 And so too for Bielat.

All he has to do is run video over and over of Barney Frank at that 2003 hearing.

''These two entities -- Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- are not facing any kind of financial crisis,"

''The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing.''

137 Donated to Sean Bielat and will be working as a volunteer!  I just answered a robo-poll a few minutes ago with questions on the Frank-Beilat race as well as general right way/wrong way, Obama and Pelosi questions.  I think we can expect an official poll release soon.  Oh, and they did ask about likelihood to vote, so it should be a "likely voter" survey.

Go Sean!

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