September 30, 2010
— Gabriel Malor How about a football thread? I'm laid up in Oklahoma with food poisoning, so why not throw the game on.
The Vegas book has OSU +3, which is essentially even because home field advantage is worth three points. This is ludicrous, because A&M is just not that good. My 'boys are gonna slaughter them. *fingers crossed* Kendell Hunter was all-American before he hurt himself last year; he woulda gone pro. He led the NCAA in rushing before they pulled the starters against Tulsa.
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Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2010 03:52 PM (AdK6a)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2010 03:52 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: traB pu kciP at September 30, 2010 03:53 PM (lPLCj)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 30, 2010 03:53 PM (i3PJU)
Facing Levin in court would have to be that pathetic bitch's worst nightmare. I can't always stomach him, but when Levin smells bullshit, he's a friggin' attack dog.
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 30, 2010 03:53 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Duncan at September 30, 2010 03:54 PM (iY1WR)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 03:55 PM (QBQcg)
Oklahoma? Food poisoning? WTF?
I was going to ask the same question. Gabe, what brought you to the wilds of the Mid-West? And don't say a 737.
Posted by: Decaf at September 30, 2010 03:55 PM (jLqn9)
What is that on her head?
It's a souveneir after beating the shit out of Mickey Mouse. Turns out he had the wrong idea when she asked if they sold protein shakes.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 30, 2010 03:55 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: runninrebel at September 30, 2010 07:53 PM
You saying you'd kick that out of the bag if she was feelin' frisky?
I like boobage too, but I'm betting there'd be more Big O than just the one on her sweater for the guy lucky enough to tap that.
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 30, 2010 03:56 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: CDR M at September 30, 2010 07:53 PM (5I8G0)
She has a head?? I didn't notice.
Posted by: Hedgehog at September 30, 2010 03:56 PM (oQIfB)
Posted by: Portnoy at September 30, 2010 03:57 PM (azgo2)
Gabe, you pic last week was far better. Just sayin'.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 03:57 PM (dbKEA)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 03:58 PM (dbKEA)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 03:58 PM (QBQcg)
I used to be jealous of people having those, until I learned that you have to have literally 1 or 2 percent body fat to display the 6-pack abs. Kudos to those who can pull it off though...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 03:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 03:59 PM (NCT+1)
Posted by: Portnoy at September 30, 2010 04:00 PM (azgo2)
I'd blame the food poisoning, but he had a beefcake pic up a while back too.
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 30, 2010 04:00 PM (sZ+UJ)
Posted by: The Q at September 30, 2010 04:01 PM (pfStM)
Posted by: Dirty old salt at September 30, 2010 04:02 PM (wEgcU)
Posted by: Sir Golfsalot at September 30, 2010 04:03 PM (pfStM)
Okay, I probably exaggerated, thanks for pointing that out.
My point was both men and women have to have ridiculously low body fat percentages to show the ab muscles in that manner. 20% body fat for women at least is perfectly normal and quite healthy.
Just mentioning it from my personal experience, since I once envied those who could sport that look.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 04:04 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: dogfish at September 30, 2010 04:05 PM (Ncv/n)
Posted by: walid at September 30, 2010 04:06 PM (ZUsUC)
Don't you really mean cold and liable to make you go crazy later?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 04:06 PM (c0A3e)
Nobody told her the censor bar is supposed to go over the eyes.
Posted by: Ciciero at September 30, 2010 04:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Sir Golfsalot at September 30, 2010 04:07 PM (pfStM)
Posted by: walid at September 30, 2010 08:06 PM (ZUsUC)
Got any goat pics you want to share?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 30, 2010 04:08 PM (9qLJl)
Also, we just scored, so it's 7-0 Aggies!! WHOOP!!!!
(We'll probably lose, so I better cheer right now....
)Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 04:10 PM (+bSoE)
Posted by: Bugler at September 30, 2010 04:10 PM (VXBR1)
This story is infurtiating.
INFURTIATING.
A Medal of Honor winner, and black too. Have you no decency, Mr. President???
Posted by: Keef Olberdouche at September 30, 2010 04:12 PM (QKKT0)
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Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 30, 2010 04:13 PM (PWj+8)
Yes, there is a second university in Oklahoma. They used to be called Oklahoma A&M, but pussied out and became State and calls themselves Cowboys instead of Aggies.
I'd love to say A&M will win, but the game in Okieland, and we play for shit north of the Red River. And we haven't exactly looked sharp offensively. But our D is playing much better than the 109th place (or worse, I'm grabbing a number but it was bad), so who can say?
Geaux Gators?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 30, 2010 04:14 PM (BDH94)
93
Chocolate Valu-Rite Pudding Cups
Serves 4 morons
Ingredients:
* 1 cup milk
* 1/2 cup Irish
cream liqueur (e.g. Bailey's®)
* 1/2 cup vodka
(e.g. Valu-Rite®)
* 1 (4 serving
size) package instant chocolate pudding mix
* 1 8-oz. tub
whipped topping (e.g. Cool Whip®)
Directions:
1. Whisk together the milk, Irish cream liqueur, vodka, and instant pudding mix in a bowl until combined. Continue whisking for 2 minutes.
2. Gently fold in the whipped topping. Spoon the pudding mixture into four disposable cups. Chill pudding cups in refrigerator for 30 minutes.
3. Serve.
4. Dip.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 04:16 PM (NGf/6)
Central PA is getting hammered by this storm too. I went to pick up my parents from their cruise and a tornado watch cut in while I was listening to Rush. 7-10 inches in certain spots around here, although I imagine it's much worse the further down the coast you go, and its not even done yet!
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at September 30, 2010 04:21 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 30, 2010 04:21 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 04:21 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 30, 2010 04:23 PM (XDeui)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 04:23 PM (NCT+1)
Posted by: joejm65 at September 30, 2010 04:24 PM (g7eAs)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 04:25 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: jonathan at September 30, 2010 04:26 PM (4nxhP)
Pretty sure it's a real pic of a real cheerleader.
Her name is Michaela, according to the pic info.
Dumbasses.
Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 04:27 PM (oapI5)
Posted by: Carla Bruni's buxom boobs at September 30, 2010 04:27 PM (pfStM)
Posted by: The Q at September 30, 2010 04:28 PM (pfStM)
The truly sad thing to me is that Obama has so overused the race card that the real racism described in the story at link doesn't have the impact it deserves. [Sad note: I just reread the article to try to find Vernon Baker's rank -- it's not noted in the article.]
May Vernon Baker and his fellow, valiant soldiers rest in honor.
Posted by: NM Hick at September 30, 2010 04:28 PM (Avspz)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 04:28 PM (btiSt)
Posted by: Britt Smith at September 30, 2010 04:29 PM (lNdHZ)
Tea Party Coloring Book Publisher Says He's Getting Death Threatshttp://tinyurl.com/35xohtj
1. There's a Tea Party coloring book? Cool!
2. Don't ya love how the party of tolerance and dissent is tolerating our dissent? :-P
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 04:29 PM (NGf/6)
Beggars can't be choosers, friend. Be glad Gabe put up a woman cheerleader pic.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 04:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 04:30 PM (+bSoE)
From Fox News:
Tea Party Coloring Book Publisher Says He's Getting Death Threats
http://tinyurl.com/35xohtj
1. There's a Tea Party coloring book? Cool!
2. Don't ya love how the party of tolerance and dissent is tolerating our dissent? :-P
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 30, 2010 04:31 PM (NGf/6)
I'm positive it is a woman. Geez. If you're not sure, don't lust after her just to be safe.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 04:33 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 04:34 PM (btiSt)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing her A&M shirt & holding pom-poms at September 30, 2010 04:34 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 04:34 PM (NCT+1)
1. I love (Oklahoma State University), but I almost went to: University of Louisville and Hawaii Pacific University.
2. My favorite class is: Sewing Lab.
3. Movies I can't live without: My Girl, Armageddon, and Cars.
4. Music I can't live without: Alanis Morissette, Rasal Flatts, cheer mixes.
5. TV shows I can't live without: Friends, Everyone Loves Raymond, Sex and the City.
Sewing Lab? Really?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 30, 2010 04:37 PM (btiSt)
This story is infurtiating.
INFURTIATING.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 08:08 PM-------------
They can't get it right for getting it wrong.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2010 04:38 PM (/FRXA)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 30, 2010 08:35 PM (vbh31)
said the married guy.
Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 04:40 PM (oapI5)
Posted by: NuclearJim at September 30, 2010 04:40 PM (9M9xc)
Posted by: logprof at September 30, 2010 04:41 PM (BP6Z1)
Or lick grape jelly off of it, which would be much more fun.
Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 04:41 PM (gzjhZ)
so what if you want both teams to lose?
Posted by: chemjeff at September 30, 2010 08:40 PM (E97ku)
I feel your pain bro.
Posted by: Henry Kissinger at September 30, 2010 04:41 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: RushBabe at September 30, 2010 04:42 PM (a3Z62)
You really want to broadcast that shit?
Wow!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 30, 2010 04:44 PM (LH6ir)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 04:44 PM (A0VTZ)
WTF is that black thing on her head?
Leave it to an Aggie to screw things up. Wait...
BOTH teams are aggies, so this should be like the Special Olympics of college football games.
Please send send your hypersensitive complaints about this comment to:
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Posted by: genghis at September 30, 2010 04:45 PM (1XErj)
Posted by: lasue at September 30, 2010 04:47 PM (S25IC)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 04:48 PM (NCT+1)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2010 04:49 PM (NCT+1)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 30, 2010 04:49 PM (XDeui)
damn breast bigots.
Gabe I've always wondered if we'd have to fight over the same guy, any particular look you like?
smile, hope your day is going well almost Friday! yay!
Posted by: willow at September 30, 2010 04:50 PM (8fK1n)
And really, we Texas A&M Aggies do NOT have cheerleaders...we have YELL LEADERS.
Heh!
Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 04:50 PM (+bSoE)
Six packs on a chick don't seem very feminine to me. This is sexy to you guys??
I think not but I'll leave for that the morons to decide.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 04:51 PM (loW11)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 08:44 PM (A0VTZ)
--I was wondering if anyone would get that.
Oh, and why so much hate for this cheer-chick? She's yummy, and her lack of prominent boobiage just means that she can actually do athletic flips and shit.
Posted by: logprof at September 30, 2010 04:51 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: beerologist at September 30, 2010 04:52 PM (gNzDf)
Oh, and why so much hate for this cheer-chick? She's yummy, and her lack of prominent boobiage just means that she can actually do athletic flips and shit.
Posted by: logprof at September 30, 2010 08:51 PM (BP6Z1
She's hot. I'm more a rear end guy, so small tits don't bother me. Not that big ones are bad either.
I'm agnostic on the 6 pack.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 30, 2010 04:54 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Happily married guy with an irrelevant opinion at September 30, 2010 04:55 PM (rurh0)
101Bad, bad uniform. Did they make them in sewing lab?
Hey now! I'm just glad to see that these 'special' people are learning to interact with society. I mean, who's heart isn't filled with at least a small amount of joy as the OSU cheerleaders clap their hands in glee at whatever it is that's happening on the field? And when the trainers run on to the field to deliver fruit cups and hugs to the offensive huddle? Well, that's just a very heartwarming moment.
You people are just cold heartless bastards.
Posted by: genghis at September 30, 2010 04:57 PM (1XErj)
I'd hit it with the Blade of Olympus because I'm not really fond of cheerleaders (long story). But probably every other moron would.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 04:57 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2010 04:59 PM (/FRXA)
Posted by: lu w/no comment other than to say #84 had it right and the rest need glasses at September 30, 2010 04:59 PM (loW11)
106Genghis... OSU changed it to "Cowboys" when they dropped "A&M" as their name
And really, we Texas A&M Aggies do NOT have cheerleaders...we have YELL LEADERS.
Heh!
Maybe that's what they changed it to. Doesn't mean the rest of us have to go along with it.
Posted by: genghis at September 30, 2010 05:00 PM (1XErj)
I'm so waiting for an occasion to say that about Michelle.
Posted by: arhooley at September 30, 2010 05:01 PM (/FRXA)
That's too bad. Cheerleaders are to society what bacon is to food.
Nummy-num-num.
Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 05:01 PM (gzjhZ)
Six packs on a chick don't seem very feminine to me. This is sexy to you guys??
I think not but I'll leave for that the morons to decide.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 08:51 PM (loW11)
That six-pack is too tight. I like athletic chicks and all but it's too masculine. Kinda like the Williams' sisters. That's just too butch.
Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 05:01 PM (oapI5)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 05:01 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 05:02 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 05:04 PM (QBQcg)
Possibly, but from my vantage it looks as though she's flexing it a bit, due to her posture. It may not read as Franco Comlumbu-ish when she's standing normally.
And no, I don't think I've ever scrutinized a particular pictured cheerleader's abs as much as in this conversation.
Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 05:06 PM (gzjhZ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 05:06 PM (rurh0)
And really, we Texas A&M Aggies do NOT have cheerleaders...we have YELL LEADERS.
And they are some FINE looking young men - mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.......
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 30, 2010 05:07 PM (ZuXtZ)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 30, 2010 05:07 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 30, 2010 05:07 PM (QBQcg)
If cheerleaders are bacon, then Yell Leaders are chocolate...
I'm going to hell, aren't I??
Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 05:10 PM (+bSoE)
If the corn (I think) is grown organically, it could be.
Then again, the labeling of "organic foods" is so haphazard and arbitrary, a lot of "organic" foods labeled as such aren't.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 30, 2010 05:11 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at September 30, 2010 09:06 PM (gzjhZ)
And this is only Thursday.
Posted by: ErikW at September 30, 2010 05:12 PM (oapI5)
You and me both, LC - Daughter #2 is a sophomore there right now, so each and every one of those yummy boys is young enough to be my son. Of course, the Yell Leaders were just as hunky when Hubs and I were students there!
I'd say just call me a Cougar, but that would associate me with UHouston, and we can't have that, now can we?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at September 30, 2010 05:13 PM (ZuXtZ)
Yes, I'm trying to redeem myself...
Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 05:17 PM (+bSoE)
I'd say just call me a Cougar, but that would associate me with UHouston, and we can't have that, now can we?
Cougar High? no, we can't have that...
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 30, 2010 05:20 PM (BDH94)
Posted by: tc at September 30, 2010 05:25 PM (PMLMw)
RushBabe,
The 2nd, 5th, and 11th districts don't surprise me at all. Perriello has been a lame duck since the day after the election in 08, same for Nye. The 9th district numbers would have shocked me about a week or so ago, but Boucher has starting running negative ads aimed at Griffith, so that tells me that he knows he is in trouble.
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 30, 2010 05:26 PM (aaULJ)
So much for redemption.... bad enough I blog at Hookers and Booze, I'm lusting after men young enough to be my kids...
Sigh...
Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 30, 2010 05:28 PM (+bSoE)
Posted by: FashionGuru at September 30, 2010 05:30 PM (p5txr)
Posted by: White women with college degrees at September 30, 2010 05:44 PM (FJQB5)
That's friggin disgusting man.
Nobody wants to see muscles on a chick.
Those abs are terrible. Looks like a dude.
Posted by: Entropy at September 30, 2010 05:45 PM (eL+YD)
duh, where we come from organic means contains Carbon. That's all .
Posted by: Mythical white women with college degrees at September 30, 2010 05:50 PM (FJQB5)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at September 30, 2010 05:59 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Knight Rider at September 30, 2010 06:24 PM (kCQfL)
11th district
Don't count your chickens before they hatch here. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Chris in VaI'm not. I just think that district would be easier to switch over because this is the incumbents first election, and that district has only been in existence for 18 years, and Connolly has only been in office for 2, and Cook has this district as D+2. Not out of the realm for a switch.
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 30, 2010 07:51 PM (aaULJ)
Posted by: Dogbert at September 30, 2010 08:56 PM (NPQrO)
A 20 year old girl that none of you could have bagged in yer prime, and you're all complaining?
Fuck me running, that girl is just fine.
She's got some injun, and that makes a warm tee pee
Posted by: hobgoblin at September 30, 2010 09:24 PM (qpjtv)
Posted by: aggiebc at September 30, 2010 09:43 PM (x7uPj)
"They have lower self-esteem, are easier to get into bed, and put up with far more bullshit and are easier to manipulate."
Same goes for broke chicks. And fat chicks. And ugly chicks. And chicks you got some serious shit on -- can threaten you'll tell their husbands and shit. And strung-out chicks. And even hot chicks with normal upbringings, once you work 'em over a bit.
And guys who dress like chicks. And goats who lose the judging contest at the State Fair -- don't even think about messing with the winners.
Posted by: Ike at September 30, 2010 11:03 PM (cjcCc)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 30, 2010 07:58 PM (dbKEA)
Creepy? No ma'am. That young lady is the closest thing I've seen to my perfect "type" in years.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2010 02:35 AM (QgI7g)
True dat!
When should she have pumped up with the silicon to be a true cheer-leader, in your book?
Age 16?
Every girl-child should have DD implants inserted at the age of 12, just so they don't miss out on important social opportunities....
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