May 10, 2010

Big If True: Brad Thor Says Mullah Omar Has Been Captured
— Ace

Hmmm...

Thanks to JoeH.

Update: In news that's nearly as big, Meghan McCain reports she's become "disillusioned" with politics after someone shouted to her and her mother that John McCain should "be more conservative."

Believe it or not, nothing like this has ever really happened to me before.

In related news, Princess successfully detected a pea beneath her pillows.


Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM | Comments (224)
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1 I'd like to capture Brad Thor.  I mean, have you seen his book jacket pix?

Posted by: RushBabe at May 10, 2010 04:28 PM (W8m8i)

2 Where did a fiction author find this out?

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2010 04:30 PM (M2ZYd)

3 Now all we need is some fellas with blowtorches and pliers....

Posted by: TXMarko at May 10, 2010 04:30 PM (LWkss)

4 Miranda rights, stat!

Posted by: Eric Holder, bravely discussing race at May 10, 2010 04:31 PM (AZGON)

5 3 Car batteries and jumper cables.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2010 04:31 PM (M2ZYd)

6 Well he was or he wasn't. I mean look at the guy. Ain't like there are 2 of him anywhere?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 10, 2010 04:32 PM (753lI)

7 It's not true, infidel.

Posted by: Mullah Omar at May 10, 2010 04:32 PM (UBykT)

8 2 - Apparently Brad and his might hammer have some friends in high places (is what he told Beck), which is also where he gets a lot of info for his books.  Too funneh about not telling Shrillary!  MO (not Mrs. Toonces) wasn't the one who was UBL's 2nd in command, was he?  What was the name of the doctor who tended to UBL's kidney probs?

Posted by: RushBabe at May 10, 2010 04:33 PM (W8m8i)

9      might = mighty

Posted by: RushBabe at May 10, 2010 04:33 PM (W8m8i)

10 oh PLEASE let this be true... i'll quit smoking!

Posted by: Mjim at May 10, 2010 04:34 PM (mMdWG)

11

Breaking:

Meghan McCain captured at Arby's outside Phoenix...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2010 04:34 PM (P33XN)

12

Hopefully he wasn't punched while be captured.

Meghan McCain needs to talk to Allahpundit. Maybe she will feel better.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 10, 2010 04:34 PM (oIp16)

13 Meghan McCain reports she's become "disillusioned" with politics after someone shouted to her and her mother that John McCain should "be more conservative." Allahpundit hardest hit.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 10, 2010 04:35 PM (AZGON)

14 8 Omar was in charge of the Taliban and Afghanistan before we threw him out.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2010 04:35 PM (M2ZYd)

15 Awww....poor Meghan.  Will she drown her disillusionment in MacDonalds shakes and M&Ms.  Will she post more "provocative" pics on Twitter pic afterwards?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 04:36 PM (c0A3e)

16

Yeah-so should we trust the Afghans to try him (and then take him to the soccer stadium for a quick bullet behind the ear) or do we bring him here for a trial that would make any venue the target of every wannabe jihadi walking upright?

Golly, it sure would be nice if we had a secret means to try an enemy of our country, like say a military commission or something, for cases like this.

Posted by: CavMedic at May 10, 2010 04:36 PM (rYFmu)

17 11 They put a roast beef sandwich in a bear cage and she just crawled on in....

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2010 04:37 PM (M2ZYd)

18 Where did a fiction author find this out?

He's former DHS.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 10, 2010 04:38 PM (iBTj9)

19 16 Oh yes,let us turn him over to the Afghan people..who he had beaten for smiling.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2010 04:38 PM (M2ZYd)

20 Holder, the America-hater, can't wait to bring Omar to NYC for trial.  They're going to build a special tent at Ground Zero to hold the trial in.  And Holder will have to bring all of the Gitmo detainees up to New York to testify.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 10, 2010 04:38 PM (Qp4DT)

21 Nothing like this has ever really happened to me before!

Posted by: A Neuron Firing Inside Meghan McCain's Brain at May 10, 2010 04:39 PM (UBykT)

22 Rule 556, baby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2010 04:40 PM (oHWLY)

23 Is it too much to ask to see the head, to verify positive identity?

Posted by: di butler, not Pat at May 10, 2010 04:40 PM (S3xX1)

24 21 Nothing like this has ever really happened to me before!

She has a brain? 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 04:40 PM (c0A3e)

25

Meghan should consider herself lucky someone just shouted at her.

In most countries in the world, that someone would've gouged her and her mother's eyes out on the spot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2010 04:40 PM (P33XN)

26 My Aunt Moolah has passed away and here is the tribute video http://tinyurl.com/2frt5zg

Posted by: Larry the cable guy at May 10, 2010 04:40 PM (68tQb)

27 Zing Kratos!

Posted by: mpfs at May 10, 2010 04:40 PM (QuP9W)

28 Ayman al-Zawahiri, cave doc.  That's who I was thinking of.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 10, 2010 04:41 PM (W8m8i)

29

Elena Kagan

Still wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2010 04:41 PM (P33XN)

30 Man, I wish the Daily Beast would hire me away from Salem Communications. I gotta cover the outrageous insult to Ms. Meghan McCain in depth, and even Hot Air won't let me devote the proper amount of hand-wringing and melodrama over the injustice she tragically endured. This is a big effing deal. Oh yeah, and maybe some towelhead was captured.

Posted by: Allahpundit at May 10, 2010 04:42 PM (AZGON)

31 Where did a fiction author find this out?

Its not as if the MFM is going to do the work.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 10, 2010 04:43 PM (7VvJB)

32 Meghan McCain is a big girl with extra large fun bags.  I like extra large fun bags.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2010 04:43 PM (yQWNf)

33 Thor is never wrong. By the beard of Odin, those who doubt shall have their corpses tread upon by frost giants and their children shall be taken by trolls. Oh, not that Thor, my bad

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:45 PM (8kgSa)

34

Meghan McCain is a big girl with extra large fun bags.  I like extra large fun bags.

So do I. Hell, I liked thick girls before liking thick girls was cool.

But Meghan's braying jackassery is too much to take.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2010 04:45 PM (P33XN)

35 You know, if you piled a whole bunch of mattresses on top of a pea and then dumped a broad on top of that, it would squash the pea.

Posted by: Fairy Tale Physicist at May 10, 2010 04:45 PM (UBykT)

36 In news that's nearly as big.

Heh, I see what you did there, Ace.  Hope the good Mullah gets his 72 raisins in Paradise soon.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 04:45 PM (c0A3e)

37 I meant no offense to Brad Thor.Just wondering how he got such a huge scoop.Even if former colleagues leaked it you'd think they leaked it more widely just to cover themselves.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2010 04:45 PM (M2ZYd)

38 Elena Kagan makes teh Fabulous Moolah look like Miss Universe.

Posted by: RushBabe at May 10, 2010 04:45 PM (W8m8i)

39 Well, if the pakis have had him for a month, I'd bet he isn't feeling so swell right now.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 10, 2010 04:47 PM (7VvJB)

40

Allen Kagen is a MAN baby!

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2010 04:47 PM (yQWNf)

41 Meghan McCain is a big girl with extra large fun bags.  I like extra large fun bags.

I believe the AoSHQ-approved phrase for those is "chest zeppelins".

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at May 10, 2010 04:47 PM (0T2Zc)

42 @37 You best not offend Thor. Even if he is not the wielder of Mjollnir, it is wise to be safe. I for one welcome our Nordic overlords

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:48 PM (8kgSa)

43 Well, if the pakis have had him for a month, I'd bet he isn't feeling so swell right now.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 10, 2010 08:47 PM (7VvJB)

Do you think they sent out for bad Chinese?

Posted by: RushBabe at May 10, 2010 04:48 PM (W8m8i)

44 38 Elena Kagan makes teh Fabulous Moolah look like Miss Universe.

Thanks, but I still think this turban and robe make me look fat, . 

Posted by: Mullah Omar at May 10, 2010 04:48 PM (c0A3e)

45
Meghan McCain is a big girl with extra large fun bags.

And no brain.  Clearly a true blonde.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 10, 2010 04:48 PM (PANJ+)

46

I question the timing.

Posted by: TiredWench at May 10, 2010 04:49 PM (ulSJI)

47 Meghan should get out of the kitchen.

And not just because she can't take the heat.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:49 PM (T0NGe)

48 Meghan must not read all the propaganda blogs on her Xbox.

Posted by: 10% Jewess at May 10, 2010 04:49 PM (gbCNS)

49 Question for the strait guys out there: Less cool to have sex with Bangkok tranny who looks like a chick or Elena Kagen?

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:49 PM (8kgSa)

50 You guys are mean.

Posted by: Blondie McThunderThighs at May 10, 2010 04:50 PM (oHWLY)

51 I for one welcome our Nordic overlords Not many of the Morons do.

Posted by: Dirty Skandi at May 10, 2010 04:50 PM (SwkdU)

52 "Hello, fellas? Yeah, it's Eric. Look, I want all of you guys at the old stomping grounds to get up to speed on defending our values by helping out this Omar guy. I want every person at my former law firm to do their utmost to protect our rights by protecting this victim of Bush's imperialism. What? Well, yeah, he's not President anymore, but that's beside the point. The point? Yeah, it's that racial cowardice thing again. Or whateve you can come up with. Just make sure he gets the finest legal counsel you can provide. It makes us safer, see? Yeah... yeah. Will do. We're advising Goldman Sachs to send you guys a big fat retainer. Quid pro quo. We're all in this together. Yeah... see you at the regatta in June. Bring the, uh... 'administrative assistant.' Yeah. Bye." (click)

Posted by: Eric Holder, bravely discussing race at May 10, 2010 04:50 PM (AZGON)

53

"In related news, Princess successfully detected a pea beneath her pillows."

Are you sayin' Meghan had a pea in her bra?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 10, 2010 04:50 PM (d7k0J)

54 Less cool to have sex with Bangkok tranny who looks like a chick or Elena Kagen?

I think Kagan is less cool.  At least the tranny is trying.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:50 PM (T0NGe)

55 Well, if the pakis have had him for a month, I'd bet he isn't feeling so swell right now.

Seeing as our hands have been tied intel gathering wise, I agree with this. 

Posted by: CUS at May 10, 2010 04:50 PM (n56wA)

56 #41  I believe the AoSHQ-approved phrase for those is "chest zeppelins".

The Kratos-approved phrase is "fat and flesh sheaths filled with water".

/Don't sound so alluring now, do they?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 04:51 PM (c0A3e)

57
I think Kagan is less cool.  At least the tranny is trying.

Ooookay, Amish.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 10, 2010 04:51 PM (PANJ+)

58 @54 Good point sir, I concur

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:51 PM (8kgSa)

59 55 Well, if the pakis have had him for a month, I'd bet he isn't feeling so swell right now.

"No rush, guys.  Hand him over whenever you're ready."

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:51 PM (T0NGe)

60

Dang, that's harsh.

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2010 04:52 PM (yQWNf)

61 Less cool to have sex with Bangkok tranny who looks like a chick or Elena Kagen?

So the only issue here is Bangkok?

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 10, 2010 04:52 PM (UBykT)

62 Ooookay, Amish.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 10, 2010 08:51 PM (PANJ+)

The other issue is that it may be a moot point.  Kagan may have already gone the Chastity Bono route.  Who knows?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:53 PM (T0NGe)

63 @59 Depends which Pakis. Didn't they also keep him in power for like 10 years?

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:53 PM (8kgSa)

64

38

We put her remains in the office at the trailer park as a fitting memorial.

Posted by: Larry the cable guy at May 10, 2010 04:53 PM (68tQb)

65 #59  "No rush, guys.  Hand him over whenever you're ready."

Unless the INI (?) conveniently arranges a break-out for him to escape. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 04:53 PM (c0A3e)

66
Well, if the pakis have had him for a month, I'd bet he isn't feeling so swell right now.

You think he was getting teh Honor Rape-Rape while in custody? 


and we put our SEALs on trial, unbelievable

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 10, 2010 04:53 PM (PANJ+)

67 I believe the AoSHQ-approved phrase for those is "chest zeppelins". I sort of like "dairy queens."

Posted by: George Orwell at May 10, 2010 04:53 PM (AZGON)

68 @65 All valid. Still, at least with the tranny you could always claim a mistake....

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:54 PM (8kgSa)

69 Who's his lawyer?

Posted by: Lionel Hutz, Esq. at May 10, 2010 04:54 PM (/eiHX)

70 #62  So the only issue here is Bangkok?

It might be so, Undead.  The more you learn about people here, heh.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 04:54 PM (c0A3e)

71 Meggie needs to find her big girl panties.  Wonder if she has ever read was written about Alexander Hamilton?

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at May 10, 2010 04:54 PM (Zn88K)

72 Kagan may have already gone the Chastity Bono route. Who knows? I'm not checking.

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at May 10, 2010 04:55 PM (SwkdU)

73 @66 INI? Why them when you know Obama is just itching to hand out a symbolic pardon in the hopes of giving out another speech and winning over muslims or something

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:55 PM (8kgSa)

74 "No rush, guys.  Hand him over whenever you're ready."

Paki Intel.  Doing the waterboarding so you won't have to have plausible deniability.

Posted by: CUS at May 10, 2010 04:56 PM (n56wA)

75 Mullah Omar Captured:

NYT and Goats Hardest Hit

Posted by: sifty at May 10, 2010 04:56 PM (useHu)

76
Meggie needs to find her big girl panties.

Found 'em!

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 10, 2010 04:56 PM (PANJ+)

77 Unless the INI (?) conveniently arranges a break-out for him to escape.

True.  You never know whether it's good cop or jihadi cop in charge there.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:56 PM (T0NGe)

78 Meggie needs to find her big girl panties.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at May 10, 2010 08:54 PM (Zn88K)

Oh ... I think her panties are pretty big.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 10, 2010 04:56 PM (Qp4DT)

79 the pakis have been told to hold him until just before the elections at which time we will send meghan mccain over to talk to him or else.

Posted by: conspiracy theorizing at May 10, 2010 04:57 PM (7VvJB)

80 /Don't sound so alluring now, do they?

If loving the look and feel of fat and flesh sheaths filled with water is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 10, 2010 04:57 PM (UBykT)

81 Does raise the question though Kratos: Who is the more awesome God of War? My money's on Odin. One Eye and badass. All he needs is an eyepatch for that "Snake Plisskin" cool...

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:57 PM (8kgSa)

82 All valid. Still, at least with the tranny you could always claim a mistake....

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 08:54 PM (8kgSa)

So, basically, the original question was on topic because we're talking about plausible deniability in the Omar case, too.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:57 PM (T0NGe)

83

Speaking of being McCain like.  I am watching a debate for the R primary for Senator replacing Jim Bunning.  Dumbest RINO answer yet was from Stevenson.  He was upset Mitch McConnell didn't work with the Dems on Healthcare and get tort reform since it was going to pass anyway.  He says he used to be a Democrat and the Republican can't be the party of no.  We should be working across the ailse and Sen Susan Collins (R)  Maine would be a good Republican Leader in the Senate.

Only two real Candidates, Trey Greyson & Rand Paul.  Of the two Rand Paul sounded best.  Paul scares me a little.  I'm worried a little about the acorn falling too close to the tree.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 10, 2010 04:58 PM (rurh0)

84 Who is the more awesome God of War?

Mars.  He's got a freakin' planet.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:58 PM (T0NGe)

85 @85 Odin has a day of the week

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 04:59 PM (8kgSa)

86 Paul scares me a little.  I'm worried a little about the acorn falling too close to the tree.

Yep.  I'm thinking there will be a real Dr. Strangelove's right arm moment with that guy.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 04:59 PM (T0NGe)

87 The Pakistanis may be ready to throw Mullah Omar under the bus to get Shrillary to stop talking tough about them.  For Pakistan, it's all about doing the minimum to degrade the Taliban and other Islamicist terror groups while keeping the Americans pacified -- they look forward to the day when America leaves the region and they get to reactivate their terrorist proxies against India and Afghanistan.

Posted by: stuiec at May 10, 2010 04:59 PM (W+GYq)

88 Meggie needs to find her big girl panties. Those are called a "four-man tent."

Posted by: George Orwell at May 10, 2010 05:00 PM (AZGON)

89 Paki Intel.  Doing the waterboarding so you won't have to have plausible deniability.

If Pakistani intel has you for a month and all they did was waterboard you, you were born under a lucky star.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 10, 2010 05:01 PM (XIXhw)

90 @88 So the Pakistan/America relationship is kinda like my marriage. Just doing enough to get by and keep from getting bitched at......

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:01 PM (8kgSa)

91 Odin has a day of the week

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 08:59 PM (8kgSa)

But Mars has a 687-day year

Posted by: AmishDude at May 10, 2010 05:02 PM (T0NGe)

92 #82 Does raise the question though Kratos: Who is the more awesome God of War? My money's on Odin. One Eye and badass. All he needs is an eyepatch for that "Snake Plisskin" cool...

Ares (Mars) is a wuss, so not him...I'd have to agree with your choice of Odin.  Although Miss'80sbaby might know of even cooler Gods of War in other pantheons... 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 05:02 PM (c0A3e)

93 1. Mullah Omar sucks. I hope he gets two .22's behind the ear and then gets thrown in a landfill.

2. Mega McCain better never listen in on what I say about her or she will cry big tears of whale oil.

3. Given the choice between a tranny or Elena Kuato, I'd bang that tranny like a screen door in a hurricane.

4. Odin would kick the shit out of Allah, and often does. He's buds with JC and Moses. Plus he has ravens.




Posted by: sifty at May 10, 2010 05:02 PM (useHu)

94

Only two real Candidates, Trey Greyson & Rand Paul.  Of the two Rand Paul sounded best.  Paul scares me a little.  I'm worried a little about the acorn falling too close to the tree.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 10, 2010 08:58 PM (rurh0)

I like Ron Paul.  He's a nut on foreign policy and defense, but he's on the money with much of domestic policy and the important issues of our monetary system (though I am not a hard currency person).  Rand Paul sounds decent from what I've heard from him.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 10, 2010 05:02 PM (Qp4DT)

95
wow what a shitty time for Meghan to write something stupid for the daily beast.

this is the LAST thing John McCain needed.

Posted by: Fred Jones, Scooby Gangmember at May 10, 2010 05:02 PM (SqXhm)

96 @93 The Egyptians have one, but shit if Brendan Fraiser can kick his ass, he's kinda a big P

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:03 PM (8kgSa)

97 Who is the more awesome God of War? Don't make me pull rank on you punks. I will call the Boss, if need be.

Posted by: St Michael at May 10, 2010 05:03 PM (SwkdU)

98 Odin has a day of the week Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 08:59 PM (8kgSa) But Mars has a 687-day year Hey, Ares has a whole new massive launch vehicle. ...Oops, never mind.

Posted by: NASA at May 10, 2010 05:04 PM (AZGON)

99

Senator McCain is one of us, though.

He is. He is one of us.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2010 05:04 PM (P33XN)

100 @94 sifty. I don't know you but I feel we could be friends. You speak truth.

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:05 PM (8kgSa)

101 Ahem. Don't make me come over there.

Posted by: Crom at May 10, 2010 05:05 PM (useHu)

102 If Pakistani intel has you for a month and all they did was waterboard you, you were born under a lucky star.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 10, 2010 09:01 PM (XIXhw)

So I needed something short and catchy.  So shoot me.

Posted by: CUS at May 10, 2010 05:05 PM (n56wA)

103 Paul scares me a little.  I'm worried a little about the acorn falling too close to the tree.

Rand's basically his dad. Opposed the Iraq War and said he'd have supported going into Afghanistan on the condition of a formal declaration of war, which of course he knows is never going to happen. Worked for his dad's nutso presidential campaign. Attracts the same calibre of people. He gets in and he'll embarrass us for years.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at May 10, 2010 05:05 PM (UBykT)

104 Now we know why the guy tried to blow up NY City.

Posted by: dfsdfsdf at May 10, 2010 05:06 PM (Tfuib)

105 Dear Meghan...shut your fucking blowhole you goddamed idiot.  You should really pray that your dad does what he has to do to get elected for another 6 years because that's all you have.  If you think anyone publishes your steaming piles of crap for any other reason you are just as stupid as you are fat and rich.

You are a bimbo...go get piled up by some pro athlete (it'll be no one anybody's ever heard of because they got money too...and face it..that's ALL you have going for you)...there's got to be somebody out there that will pass muster on the snob scale that will relish being married to an obese, rich stupid cow like you...

Just please shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 10, 2010 05:06 PM (azgo2)

106 Meghan honey, shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Sen. John McCain at May 10, 2010 05:07 PM (90oki)

107 Tell you what, Paul has always kinda creeped me out a little, but lets face it, he was against most of the shit I'm now against before it was on the radar. Maybe I'm just feeling excessively libertarian of late, who knows? Of course if you couldn't tell by my posts, I've been drinking

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:08 PM (8kgSa)

108 Who is the more awesome God of War? My money's on Odin. But does he have a danged fence? Does he?!? Danged fence.

Posted by: John Fucking McCain at May 10, 2010 05:08 PM (AZGON)

109
She cited Bill fucking Maher's tv show!

Her column reads like an essay written by a college freshman. Pathetic.

Posted by: Fred Jones, Scooby Gangmember at May 10, 2010 05:08 PM (SqXhm)

110 @108 Oh yeah I forgot Paul's foreign policy: batshit crazy

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:09 PM (8kgSa)

111 #97  The Egyptians have one, but shit if Brendan Fraiser can kick his ass, he's kinda a big P

Imhotep wasn't an Egyptian God of War. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 05:09 PM (c0A3e)

112

I am sponsoring a bill that would require border patrol to waterboard all illegal aliens who scale the 100 foot tall fence I support building. 

 

Posted by: Mav McCain at May 10, 2010 05:09 PM (8OTio)

113 The truth is what God gave me instead of being born rich, handsome, nuanced or smart.

Pretty good deal, if you ask me.

Posted by: sifty at May 10, 2010 05:09 PM (useHu)

114 Bubba Ho Tep was pretty bad-assed to. Until he ran into Elvis.

Posted by: sifty at May 10, 2010 05:10 PM (useHu)

115 Gee, Ace, I just read your twitter posts and exchange with Tapper. It's a keeper. Thanks!

Posted by: moi at May 10, 2010 05:11 PM (Ez4Ql)

116
I'll say this about John McCain. He really hasn't been that much of a POS since the '08 election.

In fact, I'd give him a solid B+ for his behavior for the last two years.

Posted by: Fred Jones, Scooby Gangmember at May 10, 2010 05:11 PM (SqXhm)

117 Hey, I've got lightning at my fingertips, and I'm all Japanese and samurai and stuff. All the wapanese think I'm the shit. Well, I tried, anyhow.

Posted by: Futsu-Nushi-no-Kami at May 10, 2010 05:13 PM (AZGON)

118 #111  Oh yeah I forgot Paul's foreign policy: batshit crazy

Double batshit crazy.  And his foreign policy smarts aren't very good.

Ron Paul: Israel created Hamas, US created al-Qaeda

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 10, 2010 05:14 PM (c0A3e)

119 @118 Raiden? Bullshit, I've decapitated your ass so many times its not funny

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:14 PM (8kgSa)

120
Ace, if you're still around, can you ask Maetenloch to post his ONT post under the last post so it's not the top post for us early birds?

It's too damn long and we need a top thread to chat in the morning about the news while we wait for the first post of the day.


Posted by: Fred Jones, Scooby Gangmember at May 10, 2010 05:14 PM (SqXhm)

121 @120 Yeah, I know. My neck stump still aches when it's damp.

Posted by: Futsu-Nushi-no-Kami at May 10, 2010 05:15 PM (AZGON)

122 @119 I will amend my comments to say domestically. In some cases. The ones I know about. That aren't crazy.

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:16 PM (8kgSa)

123 Maybe we can put Omar on the Supreme Court. Don't mullahs get dibs? Sorry Kagan.

Posted by: 48%er at May 10, 2010 05:16 PM (gxpfq)

124

#113

Whatever it takes. 

Posted by: Goose Grahamnesty at May 10, 2010 05:17 PM (8OTio)

125 @124 Hmmm? Omar, Kagan, Meg. McCain Screw one, marry one, kill one, GO!

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:17 PM (8kgSa)

126 Fly Momar to Gitmo on the refueling boom of a KC10.

Posted by: mrkwong at May 10, 2010 05:18 PM (ZLJ19)

127 Egypt was so badass they had multiple gods of war. You have Horus the Avenger, all-around badass with a falcon head. The Pharaoh was his living avatar.

You have Set, lord of the desert and slayer of his brother Osiris, who also decks the Serpent of Chaos every night as the Sun boat sails by underground. His head is some animal nobody can identify, that's how badass he is.

You have Anhur, aka Onuris, who's more a garden-variety war god.

You've got Sekhmet, who's two goddesses merged into one super-lioness-goddess, who tried to kill everyone on Earth until the rest of the gods got her drunk. So she's kind of a lesbian threesome fantasy meets Voltron.

Those are just the major leaguers. You've also got a whole passel of cobra goddesses, crocodile gods, and dudes with breasts who can kick ass when they need to.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 10, 2010 05:18 PM (jndrk)

128 23 Is it too much to ask to see the head, to verify positive identity?

Posted by: di butler, not Pat at May 10, 2010 08:40 PM (S3xX1)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at May 10, 2010 05:18 PM (YVZlY)

129 Surprised they caught him - I heard Mullah Omar always kept an eye out.

Posted by: sherlock at May 10, 2010 05:18 PM (thr9V)

130

Big If True: Brad Thor Says Mullah Omar Has Been Captured

Related story:  Mullah Omar Out of the Closet Lesbian, according to CBS.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 10, 2010 05:18 PM (DAVsx)

131 Has CAIR and La Raza come out with a statement against racial profiling of Mullah Omar yet?

Have illiterate high school kids in LA walked out of class in protest?

We won't know this is real until then.

Posted by: sifty at May 10, 2010 05:19 PM (useHu)

132

#82

All of the Nordic/Germanic gods are war-gods. So I'd say Freya. She took half of the honored dead, and put out besides. Hangin' with Freya, or fightin with a bunch of sweaty dudes in Valhalla for all etermity? Tough choice.

Not.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at May 10, 2010 05:20 PM (CnrIa)

133 hahahahahah

All those Egyptian gods of war and the Jews still kicked the living shit out of them in Six Days.

bwahahahahaha

Posted by: sifty at May 10, 2010 05:20 PM (useHu)

134 Egypt was so badass they had multiple gods of war. They don't know from badass.

Posted by: Moses at May 10, 2010 05:20 PM (SwkdU)

135

#126

Kill Omar, then myself.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 10, 2010 05:21 PM (8OTio)

136 Elena Kagan makes teh Fabulous Moolah look like Miss Universe.

Have Elena Kagan and Jon Lovitz ever been seen together? Just sayin'

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2010 05:21 PM (sYxEE)

137 Those are just the major leaguers. You've also got a whole passel of cobra goddesses, crocodile gods, and dudes with breasts who can kick ass when they need to. "Hello? Yes, is this Billy the Exterminator? Yeah, we've got a mess of critters over here on the Nile. We can't even leave our temples without getting bit by a marauding reptile or flying snake with supernatural powers. Yeah... yeah. Cash is fine. Knock on the stone door, first pyramid to the right. See you soon."

Posted by: Hosni Mubarak at May 10, 2010 05:22 PM (AZGON)

138

@5: "Car batteries and jumper cables."

Nah, a steel file and one of Omar's flunkies with his teeth exposed.  Some grinding required while Omar watches.  Works really well if the flunky is one that clearly doesn't know much of anything.   Based on the effectiveness of that form through history, Omar would quite gleefully desecrate the Dome of the Rock to tell you anything you want to know before being given the same treatment.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 10, 2010 05:22 PM (kmEfr)

139

@137

Dennis Miller thinks he should play her on SNL

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 10, 2010 05:22 PM (8OTio)

140

I liked the fiscal policy of Rand Paul and Trey Grayson sounded a bit on the Rino squish side.  I wasn't aware of Paul's foreign policy stance.  It was a 4 man debate and the guy with the best answers doesn't have a chance.  He looked to be about 75 and not in good shape.  He didn't like the way the Feds exceed the powers enumerated in the constitution and said education is the pervue of the state, not the Feds.  He just looks too old and frail to make a good run of it. Plus no name recognition.

Are there any Kentucky morons that actually will get to vote for one of them.  You know, none felons.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 10, 2010 05:22 PM (rurh0)

141 If true, someone in the DemSM will pick it off Breitbart's site or Drudge and call it a "CNN EXCLUSIVE"  or ABC NEWS EXCLUSIVE, or whatever

Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2010 05:23 PM (sYxEE)

142 Wouldn't have minded taking the Hammer to that actress who played Cleopatra in Rome.

She was slutty without going full Courtney Love.

Posted by: sifty at May 10, 2010 05:23 PM (useHu)

143

@22: "Rule 556, baby"

Hope that one works better for you than its Imperial counterpart, Rule 303, worked for me, mate.

Posted by: Harry "Breaker" Morant at May 10, 2010 05:25 PM (kmEfr)

144 I am the baddest ass war god of danged fence building you have ever seen, my friends. I'll build a fence so high you couldn't toss J. D. Hayworth on top of it with a Saturn V. Do you hear me, Arizona? Danged fence!!!

Posted by: John Fucking McCain at May 10, 2010 05:25 PM (AZGON)

145

All the old boy had to do was politely say, "Meghan, I'll give you a pork chop if you ask your Dad to be more conservative."

No doubt she will be forced into rehab along with her mother unless the therapy works. Life is tough for fat girls with gazillions of dollars and famous Dads. It is time for McCain to go and to take this histrionic porker along with him.

Posted by: Can I blow you? at May 10, 2010 05:25 PM (5nM3U)

146 Dead mullahs tell no tales.

Posted by: captain sifty boones at May 10, 2010 05:25 PM (useHu)

147

Paul/Paul 2012

(Rupaul for Sec State)

Posted by: Alex Jones at May 10, 2010 05:26 PM (8OTio)

148 I like tater tots!

Posted by: Azathoth - The Blind Idiot God at May 10, 2010 05:27 PM (d7k0J)

149 Ace, if you're still around, can you ask Maetenloch to post his ONT post under the last post so it's not the top post for us early birds?

It's too damn long and we need a top thread to chat in the morning about the news while we wait for the first post of the day.


Please, allow me to introduce myself....

Posted by: The Scroll Wheel at May 10, 2010 05:27 PM (oHWLY)

150 Yesterday I opened the door to Contessa's dressing room and she was half naked.

I got a boner. Believe it or not, nothing like this has ever happened to me

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at May 10, 2010 05:27 PM (sYxEE)

151

Danged fences make danged good neighbors.

Posted by: Samuel Clemens at May 10, 2010 05:27 PM (XBdMr)

152

#151

You lie!

Posted by: Dan Patrick at May 10, 2010 05:29 PM (8OTio)

153 John McCain supports mine fields along all of our southern border. And machine gun turrets every one hundred yards.

Dang it.

Posted by: captain sifty boones at May 10, 2010 05:29 PM (useHu)

154 So, uh, like when are we going to start "punishing the one-eyed cleric" and stuff?

Huhuhuhuhuhuh

Yeah yeah!

Heeheeheeheeheehee!

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at May 10, 2010 05:29 PM (Mmw0q)

155 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, baby.

Posted by: Yog-Sothoth at May 10, 2010 05:29 PM (AZGON)

156 If the Israelites had such a badass god, how come they're the ones who had to run off in the middle of the night?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 10, 2010 05:30 PM (jndrk)

157 My friends, you have nothing to fear from a Tom Tancredo Administration.

Posted by: Mav McCain at May 10, 2010 05:30 PM (8OTio)

158 I know this ain't the ONT but this is too funny. A dude accidentally washes his hands in the urinal.  I think his was picking up the urinal cakes thinking they were soap.  I picked it up at IOW. Here's the vid.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 10, 2010 05:30 PM (rurh0)

159 Today I was riding my bicycle on the sidewalk in Manhattan Beach and some white racist looking scum yelled to me; "look out you fat old fuckin' hippie, you damn near ran me over"

I don't believe anything like this has ever happened to me before. That's why I left the Right

Posted by: Charles Ghandi Johnson at May 10, 2010 05:31 PM (sYxEE)

160 I opened the door to Contessa's dressing room and she was half naked. I got a boner. Believe it or not, nothing like this has ever happened to me I believe you.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at May 10, 2010 05:31 PM (AZGON)

161 Because they were waiting for a sale. duh.

Posted by: captain sifty boones at May 10, 2010 05:32 PM (useHu)

162 Please tell Meghan to wake me up when she has something interesting to say. Oops! I could end up sleeping for years.

Posted by: arnonerik at May 10, 2010 05:32 PM (mmI0p)

163 Guess what, Republicans?

If Omar is captured, the Democrats can ride the national security ot all the way to a supermajority in the Senate this November.

Posted by: clapwagon at May 10, 2010 05:32 PM (Mmw0q)

164 @143 Once again I agree. Niobe was hot too

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:33 PM (8kgSa)

165

#160

I don't think Chas has been able to get on a bike since 2005.  Perhaps he almost ran someone over on his way to the buffet line.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 10, 2010 05:34 PM (8OTio)

166 Hey Clapwagon, was that you washing your hands with a urinal cake?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 10, 2010 05:34 PM (rurh0)

167 You Jews sure know how to party.

Posted by: Booger Presley at May 10, 2010 05:34 PM (XBdMr)

168 You have nothing to fear from an Al Franken administration.

Posted by: Fighting Jack McCain, wall builder at May 10, 2010 05:34 PM (useHu)

169 Cthulhu technically isn't a war god, but I still feel a need to throw a shout out his way

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 05:35 PM (8kgSa)

170

Danged fences make danged good neighbors.

Posted by: Samuel Clemens at May 10, 2010 09:27 PM (XBdMr)

You should tell that to half the whack-job audience at Frank Luntz's focus group on Hannity.  They're in AZ, and the lefties are vehement about how awful this law is. (And quit stealing my material.)

Posted by: Robt Frost at May 10, 2010 05:36 PM (W8m8i)

171 Once again I agree. Niobe was hot too

Posted by: Jollyroger at May 10, 2010 09:33 PM (8kgSa)

--Don't make me kick your ass.

Posted by: Lucius Verenus at May 10, 2010 05:36 PM (Mmw0q)

172 @137 It's a shame John Candy and Chris Farley passed on.

Posted by: KF at May 10, 2010 05:36 PM (ytCsK)

173 I don't believe anything like this has ever happened to me before. That's why I left the Right
Posted by: Charles Ghandi Johnson at May 10, 2010 09:31 PM

"Uncle" Charles, when the Democrats get their supermajority this fall, will you take me out for ice cream?

Posted by: spapperdragon at May 10, 2010 05:37 PM (sYxEE)

174 John McCain supports mine fields along all of our southern border. And machine gun turrets every one hundred yards. John McCain supports having ICE personnel armed with shoulder-launched anti-tank missiles, and salting the earth around the mile-high fence with highly radioactive nuclear waste. John McCain is serious about border security. That is why John McCain is also proposing a two thousand mile long moat filled with pirahna, crocodiles and candiru, along the Mexican border. And robot guard dogs with laser beam eyes every six feet.

Posted by: John Fucking McCain at May 10, 2010 05:37 PM (AZGON)

175

You should tell that to half the whack-job audience at Frank Luntz's focus group on Hannity.  They're in AZ, and the lefties are vehement about how awful this law is. 

The police acted stupidly when they asked you for your license and registration.

Posted by: Obambi at May 10, 2010 05:38 PM (XBdMr)

176 John McCain supports having ICE personnel armed with shoulder-launched anti-tank missiles, and salting the earth around the mile-high fence with highly radioactive nuclear waste. John McCain is serious about border security. That is why John McCain is also proposing a two thousand mile long moat filled with pirahna, crocodiles and candiru, along the Mexican border. And robot guard dogs with laser beam eyes every six feet at least until after the election, my friendszh.

Posted by: Juan F'g McCain at May 10, 2010 05:39 PM (W8m8i)

177 Lefties are always vehement.Stupid and vehement. Full o' shit and vehement.  Bad case of crabs and vehement.



Fraud Luntz is a lying cocksucker. He did a fake poll for Bloomberg to screw the NRA.

I wouldn't trust him to piss if his pants were on fire.


Posted by: Fighting Jack McCain, wall builder at May 10, 2010 05:39 PM (useHu)

178 72-hour rule for big fish like Omar. I've lost count of the number of times we've caught Osama, only to find out, whoops, it's the OTHER 7-foot tall Arab in the world. As for Meggy McCain...Thai tranny, please.

Posted by: joncelli at May 10, 2010 05:39 PM (c4gj8)

179 two thousand mile long moat filled with pirahna, crocodiles and candiru, along the Mexican border. And robot guard dogs with laser beam eyes every six feet.


I know you were kidding, but this just gave me wood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2010 05:40 PM (oHWLY)

180 John McCain supports scooping up the Gulf oil and using it to set the Rio Grande on fire too

Posted by: John MF'n McCain at May 10, 2010 05:40 PM (sYxEE)

181

did you really link to that twinkie destroying gutter slut on the db? i hate you with the heat of a thousand supernovas.

how this sea turtle actually collects a paycheck for the most baseless stereotypical pseudo intellectual drivel on the net this side tmz is beyond me.

 i bid you adieu.

Posted by: evil libertarian at May 10, 2010 05:40 PM (gjT4m)

182 Four letters fuckers: ICBMs. Let the fallout turn those cards green...

Posted by: John Fucking McClain McCain at May 10, 2010 05:41 PM (8kgSa)

183 Has anyone ever seen the Wookie and Wayne Brady in the same room? 

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2010 05:41 PM (yQWNf)

184 OT:

John Barrasso almost stepped in it on Hannity's panel.  He was talking about the US being the goose that laid the golden eggs, and then in describing the Dems' anti-growth, anti-American stance, started explaining how "we are going to choke the goose" (with associated hand gestures).  He stopped himself, though.

Pretty funny.  But, he was right, and "choking the goose" is the least of what the America-hating left are going to do.  Kagan is going to bite the goose's head off ... yeah, that goose, too.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 10, 2010 05:41 PM (Qp4DT)

185 John McCain supports box traps filled with tacos!

Posted by: Vehement Leftard at May 10, 2010 05:42 PM (W8m8i)

186

Can we call them "Killbots"?

OH PLEASE, CAN WE CALL THEM THAT!?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 10, 2010 05:43 PM (oIp16)

187 182

did you really link to that twinkie destroying gutter slut on the db? i hate you with the heat of a thousand supernovas.

Ace is punching down.

I think she actually likes that

Posted by: someguy blog consulting inc at May 10, 2010 05:43 PM (sYxEE)

188 John McCain believes in border security. That is why John McCain will not approve any kind of "Maginot Line" on our border. That name sounds French, and the French aren't American, like our border. John McCain will call it the "John McCain Line," and it will be so harrowing it will make you crap your pants when you see even a blocky 50 pixel square JPEG of the goddamned thing on the goddamned interwebs. John McCain is danged serious about border security, and he is having that tattooed on his chest even as you read this. Tattooed with a rusty needle and automotive lacquer. You have nothing to fear from a John McCain senatorial seat.

Posted by: John Fucking McCain at May 10, 2010 05:43 PM (AZGON)

189

I rike pilahnas, clocadires, and candilu. Rasor beam lobot dogs?? Excerrent.

Posted by: Stereotypical Asian Republican at May 10, 2010 05:45 PM (XBdMr)

190 Bob Dole doesn't like John McCain speaking in third person.  That's Bob Dole's schtick.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 10, 2010 05:45 PM (W8m8i)

191 Meghan has to go to Manhattan to tape "The View"

How is it possible the island didn't capsize?

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at May 10, 2010 05:46 PM (sYxEE)

192 Bob Fucking Dole can't hold a pen to John Fucking McCain.

Posted by: John Fucking McCain at May 10, 2010 05:46 PM (AZGON)

193

I rike pilahnas, clocadires, and candilu. Rasor beam lobot dogs?? Excerrent.

Posted by: Stereotypical Asian Republican at May 10, 2010 09:45 PM (XBdMr)

Herro.  How you doing?

Posted by: Chinee Mair-orda blide at May 10, 2010 05:47 PM (W8m8i)

194 On the Hannity stuff, notice how the lefties are the loudest but clearly outnumbered? and why is Bob Beckle proclaiming that were experiencing the largest economic comeback in history while unemployment rises? And notice he couldn't help himself from taking a shot at Booooooosh

Posted by: YRM at May 10, 2010 05:47 PM (38UQ3)

195 Guys?  Chinese has both "l" and "r".

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 10, 2010 05:49 PM (XIXhw)

196  Bob Fucking Dole can't hold a pen to John Fucking McCain.

Posted by: John Fucking McCain at May 10, 2010 09:46 PM (AZGON)

I notice you didn't say candle, my friendszh.  Thash jush mean.

Posted by: Juan F'g McCain at May 10, 2010 05:49 PM (W8m8i)

197

I'm Pakistani, you lacist bastalds.

When you assume....

Posted by: Stereotypical Asian Republican at May 10, 2010 05:51 PM (XBdMr)

198 Guys?  Chinese has both "l" and "r".

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 10, 2010 09:49 PM (XIXhw)

I ha it on good au-tority dat I speak jus rike Where da lum's aunties.

Posted by: Chinee Rady wit Horn at May 10, 2010 05:51 PM (W8m8i)

199 Bob Beckle dresses in womenfolk's clothes and smells of Bahney Fwank's lotion.

Posted by: captain sifty boones at May 10, 2010 05:52 PM (useHu)

200 and why is Bob Beckle proclaiming that were experiencing the largest economic comeback in history while unemployment rises? 

Posted by: YRM at May 10, 2010 09:47 PM (38UQ3)

Because Beckel is a despicable, lying scumbag with an IQ of 75.  What gets me is that when Beckel complained that liberals are "painted with a brush that they are all against the flag" [paraphrased] no one really stood up to him and pointed out that liberals love BURNING the American flag and even went to Court to prove their "right" to burn our flag.

Many people have forgotten that the flag carries legal meaning with it.  Having an American flag planted says a lot about American control, and that meaning of flags is recognized by all civilized countries. 

The conservatives are too nice to Beckel on Honnity's panel.  Beckel just lies his ass off and claims that liberals love America (LOL) and most of them let him get away with it.  Hannity hits back, every so often, but usually they let Beckel skate free.  I guess they feel sorry for him.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 10, 2010 05:53 PM (Qp4DT)

201 I'd fuck Meghan's brains out. I only last about seven seconds (plenty of time), but it ain't premature to me.

Posted by: Big Fan of Fat Titties at May 10, 2010 05:54 PM (XBdMr)

202 Hannity, being an animatronic, has difficulty veering away from the same four talking points per show. He isn't very good at slapping down liberals on the fly. Nice guy, but kinda formulaic. I could write his show script on an Etch a Sketch.

Posted by: captain sifty boones at May 10, 2010 05:56 PM (useHu)

203 At least I showed up sober tonight, cons!

Posted by: Bob Beckel at May 10, 2010 05:57 PM (W8m8i)

204

@93: "even cooler Gods of War in other pantheons..."

Permit me to submit my resume.....

http://tinyurl.com/5uvtrw

A key quote:

"His sister, Coyolxauhqui, tried to kill their mother because she became pregnant in a shameful way (by a ball of feathers). Her offspring, Huitzilopochtli, learned of this plan while still in the womb, and before it was put into action, sprang from his mother's womb fully grown and fully armed. He then killed his sister Coyolxauhqui and many of his 400 brothers. He tossed his sister's head into the sky, where it became the moon, so that his mother would be comforted in seeing her daughter in the sky every night. He threw his other brothers and sisters into the sky, where they became the stars."

I'm a pre-natal badass.

Posted by: Huitzilopochtli at May 10, 2010 06:02 PM (kmEfr)

205

@93: "even cooler Gods of War in other pantheons..."

http://tinyurl.com/astjo

While not a god per se, I think I kinda qualify.  Put it this way: would you want me mad at you?

Posted by: Simo Hayha at May 10, 2010 06:05 PM (kmEfr)

206 I've been giggling like a moron over "big tears of whale oil" for 10 minutes.  Well played.

Posted by: Kerry at May 10, 2010 06:07 PM (Z0EF7)

207

and why is Bob Beckle proclaiming that were experiencing the largest economic comeback in history while unemployment rises?

maybe his checks are clearing these days? who knows.

Posted by: evil libertarian at May 10, 2010 06:11 PM (gjT4m)

208 I really, really like Brad Thor's novels.  I've read every one of them.  Although they are fiction, I get the distinct sense that he has very good contacts.  If he is posting this at Big Government, there is a very good reason for it.  Think about what he is saying and what Hillary said this weekend about Pakistan holding back.  There is something to this, I think.

Posted by: Polly at May 10, 2010 06:11 PM (t6Xs7)

209 @93: "even cooler Gods of War in other pantheons..."

*ahem*

Actually my last several episodes looked a lot like GoW3 played.  Don't know about that ending, though.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at May 10, 2010 06:16 PM (Xsi7M)

210 10:30 EST and no ONT.  Is it possible Fred Jones, Scooby Gangmember @121 pissed off Mæt.  Still waiting to read the inevitable FIRST!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 10, 2010 06:40 PM (rurh0)

211 IP = 112.94.151.162

Posted by: spammer at May 10, 2010 06:47 PM (QVDdP)

212 **Mullah Omar Update** "Extreme Skepticism"

Posted by: newser at May 10, 2010 07:02 PM (D2axM)

213 IP = 59.175.0.62

Posted by: spammer at May 10, 2010 07:43 PM (JP50C)

214 I probably liked McCain during the campaign more than most of you, with reservations over his illegal alien and global warming views. But his daughter has got to be one of the dumbest things to ever graduate from Columbia. And that's saying a lot. One of the few successful aspects of his campaign was that they managed to keep her from shooting off her entitled, self-important, over-indulged mouth. But, boy, once that campaign was over, she just couldn't seem to shut up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 10, 2010 07:52 PM (bL+Ew)

215 Meghan McCain reports she's become "disillusioned" with politics after someone shouted to her and her mother that John McCain should "be more conservative."

How about McCain being just plain conservative, period?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 10, 2010 07:57 PM (gjUVx)

216 Ben & Jerry's Allahpundit hardest hit.
Fixed. (Like Allahpundit.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2010 08:10 PM (WBIMn)

217 Rule 556, baby.
There are still plenty of .303s in Afghanistan. But then, I'm more of a traditionalist.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 10, 2010 08:13 PM (WBIMn)

218 Ok, so Meghan is whining about the Right being mean, while citing Maher?  Well she's crazy.

But at least she's accurate in stating this is new and awful, and completely shocking.

Yep, this vitriol is all new.  Back in the good old days this would never happen.

Nobody thought Bush was evil and started 9/11 for power... wait not far enough back I guess for "good old days".  Nobody thought Clinton hired assassins to kill anyone who got in his way... no, got that wrong too.  Nobody heaped scorn and derision on Reagan?  Wrong, drat.  Um... fine, I'm just going to skip Carter... he got beat fiercely as I recall.

But clearly if we go back far enough campaigns were all polite gentility... oh, and your grandmother was a virgin.  Because back then people were completely different.

Like the editorials in 1828 when John Quincy Adams supporters called Jackson's mother a "common prostitute" and claimed the married a mulatto and had several children, and that Jackson was one of them.  Oh, and they called his wife a Whore repeatedly.  Sweet gentility and the soul of kindness.  When Jackson supporters fired back that Adams had a "hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."  that was so polite and kind of them I can barely stand to read such candy-coated happiness.

Sadly things have gone downhill from then, now people will say you should "be more conservative"... clearly we need to raise the discourse to where it was in the good old days.

Meghan?  You are a whore your father is a fool, a hypocrite, and a criminal (all of which Adams was called in 182 and your mother is a prostitute.  You're welcome for the effort I've put forth to raise the level of discourse.  I will no longer tell you your father needs to be more conservative, instead I'll simply call you a brainless whore.

* I made up none of the above attacks from the 1828 campaign... it wouldn't be as much fun to write this if I had.

Posted by: Gekkobear at May 10, 2010 08:21 PM (2szs8)

219 IP = 115.193.175.154

Posted by: spammer at May 10, 2010 09:34 PM (aYx0l)

220 Fuck off GHD spammer!

Posted by: logprof at May 11, 2010 12:12 AM (Mmw0q)

221 In news that's nearly as big, Meghan McCain

I saw what you did there.

Posted by: damian at May 11, 2010 06:09 AM (4WbTI)

222
Princess successfully detected a pea beneath with her pillows.

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