January 19, 2010
— LauraW Cuffy uses his powerful news-sniffin' snout to turn up this truffle for us:
Former President Bill Clinton urged House Democrats last week to do a better job of telling voters how the legislation would help them, such as expanding coverage to the uninsured and establishing networks to offer more insurance options."Put the corn where the hogs can get it," Clinton said, using a colorful phrase for making something clear and accessible, according to an aide who took notes at the speech.
Because the problem with the health care legislation is that you cousin-humpin' waterheads just don't get it. All them fancy words need to be pre-chewed and spit into your mouths by mama bird.
Sorry.
Was that too 'colorful?'
Maybe you Morons can come up with a better phrase than Bill Clinton's or mine.
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Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 06:08 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 06:09 AM (6Njk9)
Posted by: Kevin Jennings leftist arm at January 19, 2010 06:09 AM (Bygsc)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 06:10 AM (OOgDc)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 19, 2010 06:10 AM (tWf3S)
Man, 1 month of unemployment and I'm getting all goofy and shit. Go Brown!
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 19, 2010 06:11 AM (HpT9p)
Posted by: scottythrust at January 19, 2010 06:11 AM (VTeUD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:14 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 19, 2010 06:14 AM (Mhn4l)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 19, 2010 06:14 AM (pZEar)
I am not a waterhead... and... are you insultin' my cousin?! You don't want to be insultin' my cousin.
Not that I... ah... have any feelings...ah... for my cousin.
Just don't do that!
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 19, 2010 06:14 AM (RkRxq)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 06:15 AM (fDWFP)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 06:15 AM (sqNBZ)
Posted by: gordo at January 19, 2010 06:15 AM (gz6N6)
Posted by: Bill "Oral" Clinton at January 19, 2010 06:18 AM (/+tPT)
Brilliant! Now if politicians would only learm something from replica handbags...
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:18 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Hobo handbag at January 19, 2010 06:18 AM (qZb8X)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 19, 2010 06:18 AM (IHbof)
Put the porn where the horndog can get it ?
Put the corndog where the intern can...
Oh nvm....
Lulz on #20
Posted by: societyis2blame at January 19, 2010 06:18 AM (rPDD/)
Posted by: alppuccino at January 19, 2010 06:18 AM (hPkdH)
Posted by: devilish at January 19, 2010 06:19 AM (vyRPu)
Okay I did, my bad. I shouldn't have kept corn in the oval office.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 06:20 AM (OOgDc)
Posted by: FPC at January 19, 2010 06:20 AM (qZb8X)
Posted by: CUS at January 19, 2010 06:20 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: maddogg at January 19, 2010 06:21 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Average Jen at January 19, 2010 06:22 AM (fRnux)
"Put the corn where the hogs can get it,"
This is how the Democrat party sees the American People.
Posted by: Peach Fuzz Mama at January 19, 2010 06:22 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Stepford wives at January 19, 2010 06:23 AM (qZb8X)
I am fed up with being treated like a redneck moron.
Show me which politician(s) think their constituents are just as (fill-in-the-blank) as themselves, we are just not into the race becasue we chose not to.
And whichever side loses, it is always the voters' fault, they don't get our message, we need to dumb down to get our message out. yada yada yada. I can do without that kind of naval gazing (yes, even Republicans do that.)
yours,
a redneck moron
Posted by: always right at January 19, 2010 06:23 AM (7GfKM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 19, 2010 06:24 AM (i3AsK)
Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 06:24 AM (Scrz2)
Posted by: barack obama at January 19, 2010 06:24 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 19, 2010 06:25 AM (xGIqT)
The ''hogs'' he's talking about are the dim-O-KKK-Rat congress critters who take our ''corn'' and give it to the rank and file dim-O-KKK-Rat leeches.
Posted by: TennDon at January 19, 2010 06:25 AM (o6Yv2)
Posted by: The Hogs at January 19, 2010 06:25 AM (YlUlG)
Posted by: Mjim at January 19, 2010 06:25 AM (V8B//)
Posted by: Cayman Offshore Account at January 19, 2010 06:26 AM (pRKLf)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 19, 2010 06:26 AM (xGIqT)
"Put your monkey where the howlin' gets done."
"Put the bribe-packets where the ward captains can find them."
(etc., etc.) There you go. Where's my cookie?
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at January 19, 2010 06:26 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 19, 2010 06:26 AM (sXLx/)
"Place the federal teat directly in their mouth and the dumbass redneck voters will suck it dry"
Posted by: Sparky at January 19, 2010 06:26 AM (mXY2a)
Posted by: awkward davies at January 19, 2010 06:26 AM (wb68R)
Posted by: maddogg at January 19, 2010 06:27 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:28 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 06:29 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Sir Bodsworth Rubblesby III at January 19, 2010 06:30 AM (i3AsK)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 19, 2010 06:30 AM (xGIqT)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 06:30 AM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Mjim at January 19, 2010 06:30 AM (V8B//)
Posted by: lonetown at January 19, 2010 06:30 AM (6q//N)
Billy Jeff say: "Corn hole the American People. Then when you're done, take the keys and drive off the bridge and leave em' there to drown."
Posted by: Peach Fuzz Mama at January 19, 2010 06:30 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: mark c at January 19, 2010 06:32 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at January 19, 2010 06:32 AM (V0QP1)
Posted by: rawmuse at January 19, 2010 06:32 AM (3vcxs)
Posted by: Soft Serve at January 19, 2010 06:32 AM (gPP8D)
Early exit polls in the Gardner, Fitchburg and Peabody areas show Brown leading by 14, 17, and 15% points. While too early to call a lock similar continued results by 2 – 3pm should confirm the loss by Martha Coakley.
All three early predictors have Scott Brown gaining over 50% of the states voters in a sweeping come from behind victory.
Posted by: Hongqi at January 19, 2010 06:33 AM (56lYi)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 06:33 AM (sqNBZ)
Posted by: CUS at January 19, 2010 06:33 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:33 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Mjim at January 19, 2010 06:35 AM (V8B//)
Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 06:35 AM (NfURg)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 19, 2010 06:35 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 19, 2010 06:36 AM (xGIqT)
Posted by: OCBill at January 19, 2010 06:36 AM (p28Ei)
Posted by: Sparky at January 19, 2010 06:36 AM (mXY2a)
Posted by: Hongqi at January 19, 2010 06:37 AM (56lYi)
Posted by: Bill Grifton at January 19, 2010 06:37 AM (SBIko)
You gotta put the free shit out there so gullible voters will keep you in office.
Is that clear enough?
Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 06:37 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: GrimJack VB1.0 at January 19, 2010 06:37 AM (d0sH2)
Posted by: CJ at January 19, 2010 06:37 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 19, 2010 06:38 AM (IHbof)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 06:38 AM (9Sbz+)
Zogby and Coakley are saying that Coakley is going to win.
I wonder - is this the cheat/protection factor at play?
Posted by: Peach Fuzz Mama at January 19, 2010 06:38 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 06:39 AM (sqNBZ)
Put your thong where the president can see it?
Posted by: dagny at January 19, 2010 06:40 AM (cG9YA)
Posted by: mark c at January 19, 2010 06:40 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 19, 2010 06:40 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: cassholio at January 19, 2010 06:40 AM (90euf)
Posted by: Frenchy LeToosh at January 19, 2010 06:41 AM (gPP8D)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy - burning in Hell at January 19, 2010 06:41 AM (wWwJR)
Posted by: reason at January 19, 2010 06:41 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: ErikW, Cornpone Oracle at January 19, 2010 06:41 AM (k0CxD)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 19, 2010 06:42 AM (LKkE8)
Posted by: Some guy with more Purple Hearts than Audie Murphy at January 19, 2010 06:42 AM (Ab8Sw)
Ya gotta put the missing law firm records right out there on the desk if you want people to "accidentally" find them.
Ya gotta dump the body in the park if you want people to believe it's a suicide.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 19, 2010 06:43 AM (tWf3S)
Jean,
Some others at Legal Insurrection are saying they think this are the bellweather results as well. A little unclear.
Posted by: Hongqi at January 19, 2010 06:43 AM (56lYi)
Posted by: Senator Al Franken (D-Good Enough, Smart Enough, Liked) at January 19, 2010 06:43 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: C.J. at January 19, 2010 06:43 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Roger Miller's ghost at January 19, 2010 06:44 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: Jewells at January 19, 2010 06:44 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: John425 at January 19, 2010 06:44 AM (nGlrt)
Posted by: Zombie Environmentalist Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2010 06:45 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Undiebomber at January 19, 2010 06:46 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: mark c at January 19, 2010 06:46 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: David Brooks at January 19, 2010 06:47 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: Abe Froman at January 19, 2010 06:47 AM (fkgyi)
Posted by: Dede Scozzafava at January 19, 2010 06:48 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Bill Clinton 2.0 at January 19, 2010 06:48 AM (OOgDc)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 06:49 AM (LdYLm)
You gotta put the dip where the balls can sink into it.
Posted by: reason at January 19, 2010 06:49 AM (kZVsz)
FBI general counsel Valerie Caproni said in an interview Monday that the FBI technically [AS IN use of technology] violated the Electronic Communications Privacy Act when agents invoked nonexistent emergencies to collect records. "We should have stopped those requests from being made that way," she said. The after-the-fact approvals were a "good-hearted but not well-thought-out" solution to put phone carriers at ease, she said. In true emergencies, Caproni said, agents always had the legal right to get phone records, and lawyers have now concluded there was no need for the after-the-fact approval process. "What this turned out to be was a self-inflicted wound," she said. [Getting caught hurts.] Caproni said FBI Director Mueller did not know about the problems until [CYA] late 2006 or early 2007, after the inspector general's probe began. Documents show that senior FBI managers up to [CYA] the assistant director level approved the procedures for emergency requests of phone records and that headquarters officials often made the requests, which persisted for two years after bureau lawyers raised concerns and an FBI official began pressing for changes.
Posted by: Beto at January 19, 2010 06:49 AM (+CLh/)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 19, 2010 06:50 AM (DIYmd)
Posted by: Baby Batter at January 19, 2010 06:50 AM (gPP8D)
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:50 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Crusty at January 19, 2010 06:50 AM (GvSpB)
Posted by: Mjim at January 19, 2010 06:51 AM (V8B//)
Posted by: Mjim at January 19, 2010 06:52 AM (V8B//)
"Put the cheezburger where the kittah can haz it."
NICE!
Put the fire where the n00b can die in it?
Posted by: reason at January 19, 2010 06:52 AM (kZVsz)
Put the joke where Soviet Russia can make YOU!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at January 19, 2010 06:53 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 06:53 AM (Scrz2)
Posted by: grognard at January 19, 2010 06:53 AM (v0kvW)
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 06:53 AM (FkXAI)
Unbelievable. Glad to see people are keeping their cell cameras handy and taking note of these things.
I can think of no reason for anyone to be handing out ballots outside a polling place ever, can anyone?
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:54 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: TC at January 19, 2010 06:54 AM (DYJjQ)
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 19, 2010 06:55 AM (FkXAI)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 06:55 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: mark c at January 19, 2010 06:55 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 06:55 AM (Scrz2)
"I can think of no reason for anyone to be handing out ballots outside a polling place ever, can anyone?"
*raises hand eagerly*
*looks around, realizes only hand raised*
*slowly inches hand back down*
Posted by: Senator Al Franken (D-Good Enough, Smart Enough, Liked) at January 19, 2010 06:56 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: grognard at January 19, 2010 06:56 AM (v0kvW)
155, 156, the fact that both of you seem to be familiar with this "tactic" is more than a little disconcerting...
Posted by: lambchop at January 19, 2010 06:57 AM (kZVsz)
LOL, he invents just another way of saying;
Let me piss down your back and tell you its raining.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 06:57 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Hannah Giles at January 19, 2010 06:58 AM (kZVsz)
Anyplace else they'd have called it a teethbrush .
Posted by: awkward davies at January 19, 2010 06:58 AM (wb68R)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 19, 2010 06:59 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Alamo at January 19, 2010 06:59 AM (Mqupr)
Posted by: country sage at January 19, 2010 06:59 AM (SBIko)
Heh. Just goes to show what MA Republicans/moderates are up against. If I had to guess I'd say that lady probably stands out there every election passing out ballots. She seems completely non-plussed and immediately gave her name. I wouldn't be surprised if she has no clue that she's (most likely) helping to commit fraud.
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 06:59 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 19, 2010 07:00 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 19, 2010 07:01 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 07:02 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 19, 2010 07:02 AM (Jj2Z9)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at January 19, 2010 07:02 AM (Q41Zh)
On CNN they had anderson cooper complaining that search teams and doctors were unable to fly down because priority was being given to "Democratic congressmen" coming down for, i presume PR purposes. (!!!on cnn)
As he said this they showed Bubba unloading water from a plane as part of a pass line. Seriously. Bubba guffawing in front of the cameras as if finally! we have someway to get the water off the plane and to the people.
It is one f-ed up dude that goes to Haiti and turns it into a press event.
Posted by: nine coconuts at January 19, 2010 07:03 AM (DHNp4)
You gotta put the candidate in front of Fenway Park, where the voters can shake yer hand?
Forget that, it's freezing out there, and I don't like those voters anyway, they're all a buncha Yankee fans.
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 19, 2010 07:03 AM (fRnux)
Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 07:04 AM (sqNBZ)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 19, 2010 07:04 AM (Jj2Z9)
Posted by: Neo at January 19, 2010 07:04 AM (tE8FB)
Ted Kennedy's seat.
Ted Kennedy's seat.
Ted Kennedy's seat.
Ted Kennedy's seat.
My head is going to explode.
Posted by: biscuiteater at January 19, 2010 07:05 AM (1MX6k)
Posted by: Neo at January 19, 2010 07:06 AM (tE8FB)
Ya gotta put the acorns where the rats can find 'em.
(This thread btw is hilarious.)
Posted by: PJ at January 19, 2010 07:06 AM (Qpxxz)
Posted by: Al Gore at January 19, 2010 07:06 AM (fRnux)
On the panel on Fox News Sunday, Juan Williams said words to the effect of "the dogs are barking about this bill now (health care destruction) but the democrats should just ignore them and pass the bill".
One of the other panelists looked rather surprised and responded that "most voters don't think of themselves as dogs".
Interesting how our "betters" view us!!
Posted by: Boots at January 19, 2010 07:07 AM (06JTY)
Posted by: grognard at January 19, 2010 07:07 AM (v0kvW)
Seems to me the Animal Farm called Congress has the whole hog face on them.
One just a bigger hog than the next.
The serfs are very well aware what o and congress think of us...Thanks Bill, for putting it out there for the unbelievers to see....Light is good...
Posted by: non_dhimmie at January 19, 2010 07:08 AM (zACGu)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 19, 2010 07:08 AM (Jj2Z9)
Posted by: Harry at January 19, 2010 07:09 AM (VAjoS)
"As he said this they showed Bubba unloading water from a plane as part of a pass line. Seriously. Bubba guffawing in front of the cameras as if finally! we have someway to get the water off the plane and to the people."
The alternative was candid footage showing Bush Jr. moving slabs of concrete with his bare hands to help extract survivors. And that can simply never be seen.
Posted by: reason at January 19, 2010 07:09 AM (kZVsz)
Or on the other Snatch, "it takes 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting...200 lbs in 8 minutes, or each pig can eat 2 lbs. of raw flesh and bone per minute. Hence the expression, as greedy as a pig."
Posted by: maverick muse at January 19, 2010 07:10 AM (+CLh/)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 19, 2010 07:10 AM (kJLH9)
From Insta:
"Local news stations are also reporting that the demand for absentee ballots had been very high. If there is fraud in this election, this is where it will come from."
Posted by: pre paid sex monster at January 19, 2010 07:11 AM (0fzsA)
it is incredible that the Democrats can not comptehend that most of us do not want the government meddling in our lives. It is beyond their comprehension that there might actually be Americans that do not want to be on the federal teat.
I don't even think it's a matter of comprehension. They flat out don't care. That's why the reckoning starts TODAY.
Posted by: Jewells at January 19, 2010 07:11 AM (l/N7H)
This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex.
No question now that Coakley's rapidly reaching the point where she's got her back to the wall, her shirttails on fire and the bill collector's at the door.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 07:11 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Alamo at January 19, 2010 07:11 AM (Mqupr)
Posted by: Slick Willie at January 19, 2010 07:12 AM (ig2PW)
Brown Win Tuesday Causes Huge Stock Rally As Investors Celebrate ‘Pelosi Politburo Emasculation’
Take a look at the stock market. It's already begun.
They see Brown winning (and Obama losing) which is good for business.
Posted by: Neo at January 19, 2010 07:12 AM (tE8FB)
Posted by: Satan at January 19, 2010 07:12 AM (n6iqK)
Avoid the wet spot or you'll end up getting wet!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent (M) at January 19, 2010 07:12 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: mark c at January 19, 2010 07:12 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 19, 2010 07:12 AM (xqhoO)
Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 07:13 AM (Scrz2)
Posted by: Dead Ted at January 19, 2010 07:14 AM (Mqupr)
Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 07:14 AM (7K04W)
Posted by: crystal grannie at January 19, 2010 07:14 AM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 07:15 AM (Scrz2)
Make the US military do all the heavy lifting in Haitian relief efforts so we can accuse them of "occupation."
Posted by: The French at January 19, 2010 07:15 AM (fRnux)
A better analogy is: After you eat corn, shit in the open where the pigeons can pick out the kernels.
The corn tastes so much better that way.
Posted by: Joe at January 19, 2010 07:16 AM (P/q7X)
Posted by: reason at January 19, 2010 07:16 AM (kZVsz)
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture. (whore-to-cul... ah, forget it)
Posted by: CUS at January 19, 2010 07:16 AM (wOGfT)
Make the US military do all the heavy lifting in Haitian relief efforts so we can accuse them of "occupation."
Posted by: The French at January 19, 2010 11:15 AM (fRnux)"
Last night seriously had a lib in a bar tell me we are taking over haiti for the oil. After I stopped laughing I said to him....'how many drinks have you had, you are hallucinating at happy hour'
Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 07:17 AM (p302b)
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 07:18 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at January 19, 2010 07:18 AM (n6iqK)
Posted by: Neo at January 19, 2010 07:18 AM (tE8FB)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at January 19, 2010 07:19 AM (kEBiX)
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 19, 2010 07:19 AM (xqhoO)
Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 07:19 AM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Slick Willie, former Esq. at January 19, 2010 07:19 AM (Jj2Z9)
Posted by: crystal grannie at January 19, 2010 07:19 AM (Ki7fm)
"Guy in Worcester just got back from voting and sent me a message. At no point was he asked for ID. Not a good sign."
Fuggedabout it, capice?
Posted by: bussed-in out-of-state SEIU "associate" at January 19, 2010 07:19 AM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Adriane at January 19, 2010 07:20 AM (0U2C0)
No No No. We only use our military in places where there isn't anything worth having.
Posted by: Lib Talking Point at January 19, 2010 07:20 AM (n6iqK)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 07:20 AM (Mqupr)
Posted by: leftist idiot at January 19, 2010 07:20 AM (SBIko)
I never have either. But then again, I have to sign some form first.
Posted by: CUS at January 19, 2010 07:21 AM (wOGfT)
do a better job of telling voters how the legislation would help them, such as expanding coverage to the uninsured and establishing networks to offer more insurance options.
The two items above don't apply to the 80% of working Americans who get their insurance through their employers. Insuring the unisured is going to cost me more in taxes, there is no savings its going to cost me one way or the other. Since my employer provides me insurance as part of my compensation, I have no insurance options available. Furthermore, individuals and small businesses already have insurance options, if they are willing to pay.
Establishing these networks will not save one dime as the insurance companies will be force to offer a one size fits all plan as part of the network.
The only true savings I see in the insurance side is risk pooling of individuals. But that should not require a complete overhaul of the health care insurance system. The Constitution already protects the right to freedom of association. People should already be able to freely associate into risk pools and engage in commerce with the insurance companies that way.
Posted by: Ken at January 19, 2010 07:22 AM (4JpPD)
Posted by: ford at January 19, 2010 07:23 AM (Ki7fm)
Teach a man to lay eggs and he'll never have blue balls again.
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 19, 2010 07:23 AM (xqhoO)
Posted by: biscuiteater
Excellent choice. I had not heard that in I have no idea how many years.
Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2010 07:24 AM (kJLH9)
Yup. State name, sign a form. The lefties think requiring ID to vote is "voter fraud suppression"
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 07:24 AM (n6iqK)
Posted by: franksalterego at January 19, 2010 07:25 AM (GKyIE)
Posted by: trentk269 at January 19, 2010 07:26 AM (hYr0p)
I've voted in Worcester MA a bunch of times. Most (but not all) of the time, you hand the worker your ID, s/he looks up your address/name on their big master roll, and then crosses your name out and hands your ID back. If you've moved or the precincts have been altered or something, this is where they catch it. Every once in a while they'll skip the ID part and just have you state (loudly, because the workers are often elderly) your address and Last name. It's not necessarily nefarious, but there is no valid reason to not look at ID's.
Posted by: lincolntf at January 19, 2010 07:26 AM (Ab8Sw)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 19, 2010 07:26 AM (hcLgF)
Posted by: Truman North at January 19, 2010 07:26 AM (e8YaH)
Posted by: Joy to the whirled at January 19, 2010 07:28 AM (WVBjj)
Posted by: Mjim at January 19, 2010 07:28 AM (V8B//)
Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 07:28 AM (92zkk)
Posted by: ginaswo/mim at January 19, 2010 07:30 AM (G11C+)
Fun game to play: get into a conversation with a Democrat about machine politics and corruption when there isn't an election on the horizon. They'll be full of hilarious anecdotes of blatant vote-rigging. Have the same conversation three days before election day and they'll insist that stuff NEVER happens.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 19, 2010 07:31 AM (hcLgF)
Posted by: John McCain (RINO-AZ) at January 19, 2010 07:31 AM (R2TIC)
Posted by: biscuiteater at January 19, 2010 07:31 AM (1MX6k)
Posted by: The Shocker at January 19, 2010 07:32 AM (Jj2Z9)
Posted by: B3HO at January 19, 2010 07:32 AM (xGIqT)
Posted by: James Carville at January 19, 2010 07:33 AM (LKkE8)
I know that you'd rather walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit than consider the possibility that a Dem would lose MA.
This race has been crackling like a hickory fire for at least the last hour and a half.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 07:34 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 19, 2010 07:34 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: mystry at January 19, 2010 07:35 AM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 07:36 AM (SqAkN)
Posted by: someone out there at January 19, 2010 07:37 AM (nezgF)
Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 07:37 AM (Scrz2)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 07:40 AM (n6iqK)
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Posted by: Nighthawk at January 19, 2010 07:41 AM (OtQXp)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2010 07:43 AM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 19, 2010 07:43 AM (CfmlF)
Put the waitress sandwich where Senator Man-Tittie can't squash it.
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2010 07:44 AM (+FkcS)
Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 11:15 AM (7K04W) </i>
LOL - my pleasure. Great minds and all... :-)
Posted by: Slick Willie at January 19, 2010 07:45 AM (hnq5i)
Posted by: Jean at January 19, 2010 07:45 AM (YLeFn)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 07:47 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Phil Jones at January 19, 2010 07:49 AM (RD7QR)
Put the jizz where the press can find it.
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 07:50 AM (gbCNS)
We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun.
You know that old song, 'it's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely' for Brown in most areas of MA.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 07:52 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 19, 2010 07:52 AM (hoowK)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at January 19, 2010 11:43 AM (CfmlF)
I think I'm gonna be sick................
Posted by: The entire species called humanity at January 19, 2010 07:54 AM (61BD9)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 07:55 AM (Mqupr)
Posted by: Big spenders. gov at January 19, 2010 07:56 AM (kmgIE)
Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 07:57 AM (Scrz2)
Posted by: Red State Witch at January 19, 2010 07:58 AM (9U6Z1)
Posted by: Big spenders. gov at January 19, 2010 07:59 AM (kmgIE)
#100 shows just how good Billy's "advice" is... is.
You gotta put into question the definition of the world's most used verb where the libs can find deep food for thought.
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 08:01 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 08:08 AM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Warden at January 19, 2010 08:09 AM (TIGTh)
Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 12:09 PM (UA4gE)
Eww, that's gross! (But it did make me laugh.)
Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 08:10 AM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Frank-n-Dodd at January 19, 2010 08:13 AM (DsnZ2)
Utpay ethay orncay erewhay ethay ogshay ancay etgay ityay
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 08:15 AM (gbCNS)
Put the "facts" where the elites can find them.
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 08:19 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 08:21 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Che Pizza The Anchorman at January 19, 2010 08:24 AM (SPSOE)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 08:24 AM (gbCNS)
Let's see who the LIBTARDS consider the HOGS.
UNIONS
GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES,
WELFARE ADDICTS.
ILLEGAL ALIENS
DEAD BEATS.
Who pays for the CORN?
Everyone who isn't a LIBTARD.
Posted by: gus at January 19, 2010 08:27 AM (Vqruj)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 19, 2010 08:28 AM (gbCNS)
Heh. Billy Jeff......that ole' boy is slicker than cum on a gold tooth.
Posted by: Dave in Singapore at January 19, 2010 08:31 AM (XKpp2)
They don't care what goes on around
And in their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damm good whacking.
Posted by: Neo at January 19, 2010 08:31 AM (tE8FB)
Posted by: Slick Willie Ocean at January 19, 2010 08:34 AM (SBIko)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at January 19, 2010 08:36 AM (fDWFP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2010 08:39 AM (eNxMU)
Posted by: Maureen Dowd at January 19, 2010 08:40 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at January 19, 2010 08:41 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: reason, quite possibly starting to do this wrong at January 19, 2010 08:42 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: any politician at January 19, 2010 08:42 AM (SBIko)
Maybe you could put the reconciliation debate and discussion on C-SPAN so everyone could see what is being put into the bill... rather than having the bribes and graft tucked into it behind closed doors. Naah, that would be crazy. People should only find out the details that their political betters want to share with them, after it has been voted on.
Oddly, it seems the citizenry aren't all thrilled with their lives controlled by shadowy figures working in secret, driven by graft and corruption. This seems odd because the majority did vote for Democrats after all... who can explain voters.
Posted by: Gekkobear at January 19, 2010 08:42 AM (X0NX1)
Posted by: Col. William J. Jessup at January 19, 2010 08:48 AM (SBIko)
"Put the corn where the hogs can get it,"
You rubes.... them democrats know better'n you.
Pearls before swine, pearls before swine...
Posted by: Harry Calamari at January 19, 2010 08:50 AM (XNNc0)
Posted by: Say What? at January 19, 2010 08:57 AM (vwh8M)
From the Ace thread:
Rush says that NECN (new england cable news) reporting vote trending toward Coakley.
For this thread:
We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that.
Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 09:04 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Roger Miller at January 19, 2010 09:17 AM (u61UO)
But you can stick a cigar up a intern's twat.
I'm Bill Clinton and I approve this message.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 09:43 AM (hoowK)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 19, 2010 09:44 AM (hoowK)
Posted by: Dan Rather at January 19, 2010 09:52 AM (PQY7w)
Posted by: HeftyJo at January 19, 2010 10:13 AM (0/c8m)
Damn, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen anywhere in a long time. Great job everyone. Hmmm, shit...shit...
'You gotta put the diapers where the turds can find 'em.'
Posted by: Ragnarokpaperscissors at January 19, 2010 11:23 AM (l8HqE)
Posted by: angryoldfatman at January 19, 2010 11:32 AM (Yw4kE)
You gotta put the lace wigs where the old ladies who want European replica handbags can find them.
CORRECTED
Posted by: angryoldfatman at January 19, 2010 11:33 AM (Yw4kE)
Foghorn Leghorn @ 91 - The BEST! At work in cubicle hell and everyone's wondering what the hell I'm laughing about.
This whole thread is pretty damn funny - and true.
Posted by: Cheri at January 19, 2010 01:00 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Chris Edwards at January 19, 2010 02:21 PM (evfql)
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