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October 07, 2010

Bill Hudak, MA-6, Can Also Win
— Ace

He's in a D+7 district, tough but not undoable, and his opponent's wife was just convicted of federal tax falsification charges in connection with her brother, a federal fugitive:

The wife of US Representative John F. Tierney pleaded guilty today in US District Court in Boston to four counts of aiding and abetting the filing of false tax returns for her brother, who is a federal fugitive indicted on illegal gambling charges. . . .

I am 95% sure I met this guy at Scott Brown's election night. He introduced himself and told me he could win. I think he can, with a little cash-money help.

And another guy who can win: Bobby Schilling, candidate for IL-17. More on that district after you meet him.

So, the current Representative for IL-17 is... Phil "I don't care what the Constitution says" Hare, who recently decided he wasn't quite stupid enough and decided to go full-retard. Announcing that "every minute I'm here, I'm going to be debunking the myth that this country's in debt and we just can't spend."

True facts according to Phil Hare:

1) It doesn't matter what the Constitution says.

2) It's a myth that this country's in debt.

3) Our children are counting on us to spend their birthright or else they may run out of money.

4) Rice pudding > tapioca.

Phil-Hare-I-like-my-coffee-like-I-like-my-men-Fat-and-retarded.jpg

Bobby Schilling also needs help. If not cash-money help, how about knock-on-doors help?

Posted by: Ace at 09:58 AM | Comments (76)
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1 Phil Hare--wow that's some weapons grade stupid!

Posted by: runningrn at October 07, 2010 10:03 AM (8GYOu)

2
Deval Patrick's lieutenant governor didn't show up for his debate, yesterday.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 07, 2010 10:03 AM (uFokq)

3 Oh and in regards to Phil, hopefully Hare today, gone after Nov. 2.

Posted by: runningrn at October 07, 2010 10:04 AM (8GYOu)

4 Not for nuthin' but I'm just noticing that that Ewok could floss with a hawser.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 07, 2010 10:04 AM (02uN6)

5 It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza, DNC Chair at October 07, 2010 10:04 AM (MYT77)

6 Keep it up, Ace. Theres 4 possible pickups in Massachusetts this year, MA-6 becoming more likely as one thanks to this legal snafu for the Democrat.

Posted by: CAC at October 07, 2010 10:05 AM (lV4Fs)

7 Wow with all the possible pudding dipping races that can be won that will be one sticky Wicket on election night.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 07, 2010 10:06 AM (tf9Ne)

8 Rice pudding isn't > Tapioca! how dumb!

Posted by: EZB at October 07, 2010 10:06 AM (Ty06w)

9
Phil Hare: A man who never passes on the mashed potatoes and gravy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2010 10:07 AM (P9+0W)

I can come pretty close to forgiving him for the rest, but rice pudding > tapioca?

What a freaking duffus!

Burn himmmmmm!!!!!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 07, 2010 10:07 AM (RkRxq)

11 OT: Your tax money at work:

October 7, 2010: The U.S. Army has ordered 3,600 upgrade kits for its M24 bolt-action sniper rifles, which will convert them to the M24E1. This will turn the existing 7.62mm M24 rifles into ones capable of firing the .300 Winchester magnum (7.62x67) round. This is a more powerful round than the NATO 7.62x51 round currently used in the M24. The conversion kit includes a new receiver and barrel, a new scope, a new flash suppressor and a folding buttstock. The conversion will take five years and will cost about $7,800 per rifle.

http://tinyurl.com/26nuxf5

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 07, 2010 10:07 AM (5aa4z)

12 5) Barney Frank is an honorable Representative who minded Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac with meticulous caution and care.

Posted by: Phil Hare, the Contemporary John Hancock at October 07, 2010 10:08 AM (swuwV)

13 Any polls on Lollar, the marine running against Steny Hoyer in MD-5? I saw that Barack "Kiss of Campaign Death" Obama was campaigning with Hoyer in Bowie, MD. Time to press our advantage!

Posted by: Y-not at October 07, 2010 10:08 AM (osFsP)

14 Not for nuthin' but I'm just noticing that that Ewok could floss with a hawser.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 07, 2010 02:04 PM (02uN6)

Could cut down on the coffee and cigs too, somebody direct him to the teeth whitening isle.

Posted by: Your local dentist at October 07, 2010 10:09 AM (FIDMq)

15 Tapioca > Rice Pudding.

And everyone knows it.

Posted by: SlaveDog at October 07, 2010 10:09 AM (H6Jyg)

16 Those crazy Taiwan animators have a new video of a Gay Saudi Prince who beat his butler to death.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at October 07, 2010 10:09 AM (zHcdt)

Wow with all the possible pudding dipping races that can be won that will be one sticky Wicket on election night.

I'm just happy I have my factory up and running!

Posted by: Mama AJ, CEO, Pudding Warmers R Us at October 07, 2010 10:10 AM (XdlcF)

18
True facts according to Phil Hare:

Burger King > In-N-Out

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2010 10:10 AM (P9+0W)

What a suprise! Demorats do not like the Constition! Marx was better than Washington. Welcome to the Democrap contolled U.S.S.A.!!

(ie: there is plenty of commie controlled countries, so MOVE!!)

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at October 07, 2010 10:11 AM (nRF6+)

"Rice pudding isn't > Tapioca! how dumb!"

It is if your brother used to tell you that tapioca came from inside of a snake.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 07, 2010 10:11 AM (HaYO4)

21 The wife of US Representative John F. Tierney pleaded guilty today in US District Court in Boston to four counts of aiding and abetting the filing of false tax returns for her brother, who is a federal fugitive indicted on illegal gambling charges. . . .

Another tax-felon? Perhaps Obama can find a position for her on his Cabinet.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 07, 2010 10:11 AM (9hSKh)

22 Phil Hare: A man who never passes on the mashed potatoes and gravy.

Hey, Don't lump him in with us!

Posted by: Guy who never passes on the mashed potatoes and gravy at October 07, 2010 10:12 AM (8y9MW)

23 With rice pudding, there's always that clear liquid that rises to the top after it sits for awhile.

Tapioca always maintains its creamy goodness.

Posted by: SlaveDog at October 07, 2010 10:13 AM (H6Jyg)

24 Is there a Cuban city like Hollywood? There should be, Then Penn and his ilcke have somewhere to move too.

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at October 07, 2010 10:13 AM (nRF6+)

25 Phil...buddy...seriously. Shut up. You're looking like an idiot.

Posted by: Hank Johnson, still worried about Guam, at October 07, 2010 10:15 AM (V40IZ)

I don't know if the phrase "I like my coffee like I like my men: fat and retarded" refers to how ace/ewok likes his men, or how Phil Hare likes his men.

But the genius of that line is that either way, it works.

Posted by: ed at October 07, 2010 10:15 AM (Zsqn4)

27 One day the ewok meme will be over and I will be sad. Does anyone else look forward to these things like me? The harry reid one totally had my drink coming out my nose heh.

Posted by: EM August at October 07, 2010 10:16 AM (zeBNm)

28 A bit of levity: the Ewok theme is catching on:

http://tinyurl.com/2a3d6zt

Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 07, 2010 10:17 AM (Jdtsu)

29 Banana pudding with Nilla wafers > (Tapioca X Rice Pudding)²

Posted by: FreakyBoy at October 07, 2010 10:17 AM (YU9IY)

30 I don't know if the phrase "I like my coffee like I like my men: fat and retarded" refers to how ace/ewok likes his men, or how Phil Hare likes his men.

I agree. Doesn't fit with the ewok pic... perhaps slubby can throw something together.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at October 07, 2010 10:17 AM (JKe0g)

31 Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 07, 2010 02:07 PM (5aa4z)

Does anyone in DC know what $7,800 will buy on the civilian market? A rifle that is more accurate than anything in the military's arsenal (except for the shooting team stuff), will last longer, and probably comes with a few extra barrels. And for that price a BJ or two.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at October 07, 2010 10:18 AM (LH6ir)

32 It's a myth that this country's in debt.

Not as long as the Treasury issues bonds.

Burger King > In-N-Out

Now that is just crazy talk.

Posted by: CUS at October 07, 2010 10:19 AM (wOGfT)

"October 7, 2010: The U.S. Army has ordered 3,600 upgrade kits for its M24 bolt-action sniper rifles, which will convert them to the M24E1. This will turn the existing 7.62mm M24 rifles into ones capable of firing the .300 Winchester magnum (7.62x67) round. This is a more powerful round than the NATO 7.62x51 round currently used in the M24. The conversion kit includes a new receiver and barrel, a new scope, a new flash suppressor and a folding buttstock. The conversion will take five years and will cost about $7,800 per rifle."

I'm afraid to ask...How much do new guns that fire a 7.62x67 round (or better) cost?

Posted by: Hank Johnson, still worried about Guam, at October 07, 2010 10:20 AM (V40IZ)

34 Ace - Any polling numbers in that Scilling /Hare race?

Posted by: Roadking at October 07, 2010 10:20 AM (HLMRE)

Ace, can I just say. You rock dude. Don't stop till Birnam Wood moves to Dunsinane baby.

Drinks on me in either LA, NY, Vegas or FLA.

Posted by: journolist at October 07, 2010 10:20 AM (O/NP5)

36
Posted by: Guy who never passes on the mashed potatoes and gravy at October 07, 2010 02:12 PM (8y9MW)

No offense meant. Hare looks like the kind of puffy, jowly fat man that can't walk up a single flight of stairs without wheezing and having a coronary. As opposed to the Chris Christie type of fat man who might hang over his belt a bit and sweat a lot, but has more energy than a busload of rat terriers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2010 10:21 AM (P9+0W)

Banana pudding with Nilla wafers > (Tapioca X Rice Pudding)²

^{Make it real old fashioned baked Nanner Puddin' with Meringue and have a religious experience.}

Posted by: EZB at October 07, 2010 10:21 AM (Ty06w)

...and a folding buttstock...

Ahhhhh, yes....I weemember Butt-stock...

Wots of fowlding at Butt-stock...so much fowlding...

I'ww be in my Congwessional bunk.

Posted by: Barney Fwank, traipsing down Memory Lane, at October 07, 2010 10:21 AM (V40IZ)

39 28 keith Your ewock site must be under the new internets spying controll.

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at October 07, 2010 10:22 AM (nRF6+)

I'm not proud of it, but my shrink told me I needed to open up, so:

If Phil Hare was around me... I'd pick on him! No - really.

I'd stomp a mudhole in his ass and then I'd stomp it dry.

Come on. Admit it. You'd do the same thing.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 07, 2010 10:22 AM (RkRxq)

41 Somewhat OT:

I was happy (and somewhat surprised) to read this at Breitbart's Big Government site:

House Republicans have drafted a go-for-broke blueprint for the final weeks of the midterm campaign that will bring them to $45 million in television ad spending, with spots reserved in 62 congressional districts across the nation.

They're planning to go beyond playing it safe by funding likely turnovers. Could it be that the NRCC is catching on?

Posted by: NM Hick at October 07, 2010 10:23 AM (IzuWw)

42 I think poor Wicket would be sadly disappointed with the condition of Phil Hare's squeakhole. In fact, "squeakhole" probably doesn't work for Phil Hare, that kielbasa-gorged dipshit. I'm going with "thundervent."

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 07, 2010 10:23 AM (rplL3)

43 Somewhat OT:

I was happy (and somewhat surprised) to read this at Breitbart's Big Government site:

House Republicans have drafted a go-for-broke blueprint for the final weeks of the midterm campaign that will bring them to $45 million in television ad spending, with spots reserved in 62 congressional districts across the nation.

They're planning to go beyond playing it safe by funding their candidates running in districts rated as likely turnovers. Could it be that the NRCC is catching on?

Posted by: NM Hick at October 07, 2010 10:24 AM (IzuWw)

44 Posted by: Hank Johnson, still worried about Guam, at October 07, 2010 02:20 PM (V40IZ)

You can buy a McMillan, which is a well-regarded brand, for about $5,000, but that's a bit pricey. But that's the whole rifle. An upgrade kit is probably just a new barrel, a new bolt, and a new magazine. $7,800 is mind-bogglingly stupid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at October 07, 2010 10:24 AM (LH6ir)

45 My apologies for the double post.

Posted by: NM Hick at October 07, 2010 10:25 AM (IzuWw)

46 Um yeah, hey there Phil, can you uh, can you please return our phone calls ya fat bastard.

Posted by: VISA M/C at October 07, 2010 10:25 AM (HLMRE)

David Harmer is running in the 11th district in CA. Great conservative - needs help in that liberal area.

Check our harmer for congress.

Posted by: expat at October 07, 2010 10:26 AM (4bYX/)

48 I just want to take a minute and thank you for posting the links so that we can make donations to some of these politicians that we really need to support in order to rid Washington of the vermin. I'm originally from Illinois - Not Chicago - and hope to see this poor state brought back in to the red ---- electorally that is!

Posted by: Nancy at October 07, 2010 10:26 AM (ogeNs)

49 43 spongeworthy You are just picking on him 'cause he has one you could plant a ICBM missile in!

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at October 07, 2010 10:27 AM (nRF6+)

50 I'm going with "thundervent." Posted by: spongeworthy at October 07, 2010 02:23 PM (rplL3) "Blow hole"

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 07, 2010 10:27 AM (02uN6)

I'm thinkin' "Phil Hare" would make a great gay adult film star's name.

Phil Hare does The Endor.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at October 07, 2010 10:28 AM (YU9IY)

52 Now that is just crazy talk.

Hey, I'm just going with the joke. Like this:

True facts according to Phil Hare:

Pontiac Fiero > Pontiac GTO

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2010 10:28 AM (P9+0W)

53 So, when we go to these campaign websites and donate, is the "referral source":
a. Ace
b. Ace of Spades HQ
c. MoronPAC, or
d. Wicket?

Posted by: cthulhu at October 07, 2010 10:30 AM (/0IOT)

@NJC - thanks for a legitimate response, despite my leaving on the sockpuppet (also known as RunningRN Disease).

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:30 AM (V40IZ)

55 Come to think of it, was he born before the Cold War? He might have been used as a mobile ICBM missile launcher..........

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at October 07, 2010 10:30 AM (nRF6+)

Look you teabagging jerks, what I meant was that 13,300,000,000,000 is a number so big, it's like a mythological number.

Posted by: Phil Hare at October 07, 2010 10:31 AM (fLHQe)

I vote that the AoSHQ Political Action Committee should be referred to as

PuddingPAC

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:31 AM (V40IZ)

58 I'm afraid to ask...How much do new guns that fire a 7.62x67 round (or better) cost?

The .338 lapua Model 98 from Barrett is closest to the .300 win mag and the cost is closer than I would have thought.

Model 98

Price list

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 07, 2010 10:31 AM (tf9Ne)

59 Also, in that Phil Hare video, is that Wanda Sykes just off-camera to the left?

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:32 AM (V40IZ)

Mercedes Dealer: "Mr. Hare would you be interested in paying cash for your car today?"

Phil Hare: "Cash! I don't have $90K laying around! I want to make payments like everyone else!"

MD: "Well your credit score is well below our standards for terms and the amount of debt that you are carrying is uh.... shall we say substantial"

PH: "That's a damned myth - my credit is fine and I am not carrying any debt!"

MD: "Sorry you see it that way. And welcome to Planet Earth."

Posted by: Roadking at October 07, 2010 10:33 AM (HLMRE)

61 52 I'm going with "thundervent."

Posted by: spongeworthy at October 07, 2010 02:23 PM (rplL3)

"Blow hole"

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 07, 2010 02:27 PM (02uN6)

I'm thinking more caldera.

Posted by: EZB at October 07, 2010 10:35 AM (Ty06w)

True Facts According to Phil Hare:

Lobstermen > Deadliest Catch

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:36 AM (V40IZ)

63 When Phil Hare comes to town, the Country Kitchens all close.

Posted by: CUS at October 07, 2010 10:39 AM (wOGfT)

True Facts According to Phil Hare

Etch-a-Sketch > iPad

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:39 AM (V40IZ)

True Facts According to Phil Hare:

Mrs. Howell > Mary Ann

Posted by: polynikes at October 07, 2010 02:37 PM (m2CN7)

FIFY

Posted by: cthulhu at October 07, 2010 10:39 AM (/0IOT)

66 Here, let me reboot that for you, Phil... *shikka-shikka-shikk*

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:40 AM (V40IZ)

67 Boy, that strikeout through the s sure is subtle.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 07, 2010 10:41 AM (/0IOT)

Strikethrough on an S is hard to see, 'thu...

Well played, though, once I finally figured out what you did.

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:41 AM (V40IZ)

I vote that the AoSHQ Political Action Committee should be referred to as

PuddingPAC

I second that.

Posted by: Mama AJ, CEO, Pudding Warmers R Us, Offical Sponsor of PuddingPAC at October 07, 2010 10:43 AM (XdlcF)

True Facts According to Phil Hare:

Ben Folds > Ben Folds Five

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:44 AM (V40IZ)

71 We lost everybody to the naughty-candidate picture thread, didn't we...?

Posted by: reason at October 07, 2010 10:54 AM (q/kmn)

True Facts According to Phil Hare:

Melba Toast > Pop Tarts

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2010 11:16 AM (P9+0W)

As long as I draw breath, I will raise my voice to explode the myth that human creatures have mouths.

Posted by: Phil Hare. at October 07, 2010 12:23 PM (epBek)

74 Tierney voted against the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act. That is, he voted to protect illegal internet gambling operations. Roll call floor vote.

Posted by: Virginia Bob at October 07, 2010 12:51 PM (xh3gA)

75 Tomorrow on Politifact they'll have a "Mostly True" rating for Phil Hare.

You watch, think I'm joking?

They claimed that other religions are allowed in majority moslum countires. Their facts? That there is a Jew in the Iranian parliament and that ibrahim cooper of CAIR said that that wasn't true. Well, excuse me, if one cherry-picked fact and a lying piece of shit say it is so, why, our lying eyes must be wrong.

Posted by: jimmuy at October 07, 2010 01:42 PM (ImAna)

76 The Remington M700 XCR Tactical Long Range rifle comes in .300 WMag and has a 'starting' MSRP of $1407. The existing M24 is also based on the M700.

Granted, that's for a 'naked' rifle, but the remaining $6393 would probably allow for a modest amount of modification.

Posted by: PersonFromPorlock at October 07, 2010 03:09 PM (VPlpE)

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