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February 05, 2010

Blindsided: Freaky Deaky Sex-Scandal Bombshell Coming for Dead-Man-Walking Governor Paterson?
— Ace

A new raft of stuff has come out since I posted this in the sidebar and Allah has the links.

I'll go straight to the most salacious rumor:

The New York Daily News' Liz Benjamin points to a weird letter to the editor of the Post from the State Superintendent, who flatly denies the recent Page Six story on Paterson dining (and nuzzling) with a lady who is not his wife. And supposedly the bombshell story will make the earlier adultery revelations look tame in comparison.
For what it's worth, there is a rumor that the governor and his wife are swingers.

But that's from Gawker, which is apparently libel-proof or something, so take that as the rumor it is.

None of this really matters, of course.

No one takes the job of Lieutenant Governor seriously, do they?

Improved Headline... Thanks to Uncle Facts, Summoner of Meteors.

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Mar 17, 2008 ... Gov. David Paterson admits to sleeping with another woman while he was married to wife. Goldfield for News. Gov. David Paterson admits to

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One day after Paterson's inauguration as the Governor of New York, both he and his wife acknowledged having had extramarital affairs, one with a state

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Posted by: willow at February 05, 2010 03:15 PM (5Bf/7)

Does swinging disqualify one from office in New York?

I mean is all that big a deal after Bill Clinton, Elliot Spitzer, etc.?

Posted by: Dave at February 05, 2010 03:16 PM (87clE)

3 Blindsided?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Proprietor International House of Bacons at February 05, 2010 03:17 PM (erIg9)

4 >>One day after Paterson's inauguration as the Governor of New York, both he and his wife acknowledged having had extramarital affairs, one with a state

Well, Patterson is f*cking New York.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 05, 2010 03:18 PM (0FiCa)

5 ewwww.

Posted by: sifty at February 05, 2010 03:18 PM (NFnqY)

lol...politics, you gotta love it.

Posted by: Bosk at February 05, 2010 03:19 PM (pUO5u)

7 politicians are havin all da fun?

Posted by: willow at February 05, 2010 03:20 PM (5Bf/7)

8 Why would a blind guy want to be a swinger?

All women look alike to him. Is it that his other senses are heightened, and he's that much of a sex connoisseur, that he craves a variety of smells?

I cannot wrap my mind around this. But at least that SNL guy will be able to do more of his funny Patterson impression and less of his dull Obama impression.

Posted by: wooga at February 05, 2010 03:24 PM (2p0e3)

9 At least he didn't trim the state Christmas tree with day-glo condoms or Mao ornaments. I like a guy who understands there are limits to what the public will accept.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 05, 2010 03:27 PM (m7nNJ)

10 Beauty is only a light switch away.

Posted by: Gov. Patterson at February 05, 2010 03:27 PM (NFnqY)

11 Why would a blind guy want to be a swinger?

All women look alike to him. Is it that his other senses are heightened, and he's that much of a sex connoisseur, that he craves a variety of smells?

I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit right there!

Posted by: Peaches at February 05, 2010 03:29 PM (9Wv2j)

12 Even with your eyes closed, you can still tell an Aussie porn star from a small titted American one. Aussies are just a target rich environment.

Posted by: Peter North at February 05, 2010 03:29 PM (2jp4I)

"Come out of the closet, Governor Patterson!"

Posted by: runningrn at February 05, 2010 03:30 PM (CfmlF)

14 His two eyes might be blind but old one-eye isn't!

Posted by: Holger at February 05, 2010 03:31 PM (8NGHm)

15 "They're all goddesses once they start sucking your dick" -- Shit Paterson Said Vol 1, p34

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 05, 2010 03:31 PM (m7nNJ)

16 Hey, we tried to play nice wit' him. He wouldn't listen. We axed him nicely not to run again, we've got our boy here, Andrew. He ignored us. He made a choice, and now he's got to live wit' it. (Nods to the NY Times, NY Post, WA Post, etc.): "Unleash teh hounds!"

Posted by: Rahm Deadfish Emmanuel at February 05, 2010 03:32 PM (CfmlF)

17 I wonder if he saw this cumming.

Posted by: Holger at February 05, 2010 03:32 PM (8NGHm)

18 Have you SEEN my wife?

No, seriously anyone seen her?

Posted by: Da Gubnah David P at February 05, 2010 03:33 PM (erIg9)

The man is just an intense campaigner.

The personal touch works best.

Every vote counts.

Andrew Cuomo might be a needledick.

Posted by: solitary knight at February 05, 2010 03:34 PM (wsh1D)

20 Come on, everyone knows I'm a hands on guy.

Posted by: Da Gubnah David P at February 05, 2010 03:36 PM (erIg9)

I did find it ironic in the one article, his "inappropriate" dining partner was described as a Latina. Hmm, a wise Latina, this was definitely a trap, and Patterson walked right into it.

I also was amused by him being caught "semi-inflagrante" in the utility closet. I'm sure he just went in there to poke around, and his pants fell down in the process. Because of his blindness, he was unable to get out without the assistance of a young, nubile aide. She was only there to help him out. I'm sure the media would have sat on this story if Teh Bamster's peeps weren't pressing on them. After all, Patterson is a blind, Black Democrat! How much more of a get out of jail card free is there? The problem is that he had the temerity to defy an Obama order. For that he must pay.

Posted by: runningrn at February 05, 2010 03:36 PM (CfmlF)

22 Paterson wasn't completely blindsided by this, just legally blindsided.

Posted by: Opthamalogist at February 05, 2010 03:36 PM (yBNw4)

23 At least my wife isn't dying of cancer.

Posted by: Da Gubnah David P at February 05, 2010 03:36 PM (erIg9)

24 Swinging...as in "to swing"

Posted by: Glenn at February 05, 2010 03:37 PM (5HhWZ)

Huh?

I prefer to explore a woman by braille.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 05, 2010 03:37 PM (dQdrY)

26 At Least I didn't marry a wookie.

Posted by: The Blind Governor at February 05, 2010 03:39 PM (8NGHm)

27 I can't believe I'm saying this... but I don't completely detest Patterson. He at least recognizes NY has a budget problem. And he told Obama to go F himself. (Of course he's going about "fixing" the budget problem in entirely the wrong way, lacks political clout entirely, but I digress.....) I probably don't beat up on the guy because merely hearing the words "Governor Andrew Cuomo" renders me insensate with rage.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at February 05, 2010 03:40 PM (At4LC)

28 You mean that wasn't my wife?

Posted by: Guvnar Patterson at February 05, 2010 03:42 PM (Qi5EW)

29 Just think, Patterson could get a hand-job from Sasquatch and he wouldn't even know it.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 05, 2010 03:44 PM (0FiCa)

30 Racist blindists!

Posted by: Hexenkessel at February 05, 2010 03:44 PM (Qi5EW)

31 "semi-inflagrante". Is that french for bj?

Posted by: Bosk at February 05, 2010 03:45 PM (pUO5u)

32 Hey John, I could see where you're comin' from but, well, you know

Posted by: Da Gubnah David P at February 05, 2010 03:46 PM (erIg9)

'Tis strange,-but true; for truth is always strange;

Stranger than fiction: if it could be told,

How much would novels gain by the exchange!

How differently the world would men behold!

--Lord Byron, or some other really pale crazy English sissy-dude in Switzerland

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 05, 2010 03:47 PM (JrRME)

34 I'm not a swinger. All women look the same to me. Especially if you flip them over.

Posted by: Gov. Paterson at February 05, 2010 03:47 PM (QECjC)

Of course I'm a swinger. My wife isn't that upset.

She's content to know that I'm not seeing other women.

Posted by: David Paterson at February 05, 2010 03:48 PM (pfStM)

36 Reminds me of a joke. A blind man walks into a closet and...

Posted by: runningrn at February 05, 2010 03:54 PM (CfmlF)

Eliot Spitzer getting caught with the hooker? My bad.

I was his lookout.

Posted by: David Paterson at February 05, 2010 03:55 PM (pfStM)

38 If only I was blind.

Posted by: Obama at February 05, 2010 03:57 PM (8NGHm)

39 Be nice, didn't you know he was blinded by climate science?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 05, 2010 03:59 PM (2sJK0)

I see. Now look, he got his rod in some other woman's cone and was myopic about the consequences. It lens itself to ridicule so let's have a little vitreous humor about it.

Sorry, I'm just being a little ciliary.

Posted by: barbelle at February 05, 2010 04:12 PM (qF8q3)

41 He's certainly and apt pupil.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 05, 2010 04:20 PM (dQdrY)

42 Do we call this the Chicago-lite Way?

Normal Chicago Way would have him with a live boy or a dead woman. With pics.

Posted by: David in San Diego at February 05, 2010 04:21 PM (GF+6V)

43 I always try to see a woman's bottom line.

Posted by: Gov. Paterson at February 05, 2010 04:36 PM (QECjC)

44 I can no lie. I mus come out of za closet an admit, I love heem. I jos love heem so mucho. Every momento is like una fiesta!

http://bit.ly/d3EJBS

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayorrrrrrr at February 05, 2010 04:46 PM (VoItf)

45 Swinger #1: Hey, buddy, I'd like to fuck your wife blind!

Guv: Go ahead, she's used to it!

Posted by: nickless at February 05, 2010 04:50 PM (MMC8r)

46 I never saw that woman before!

Or since!

Or during!

Posted by: The Love Guv at February 05, 2010 04:51 PM (MMC8r)

47 This thread is full of awesome.

Totally didn't see it coming.

Posted by: The Original Mikey, not the troll one at February 05, 2010 04:57 PM (TJoID)

48 Until we have an eye-witness account to the tryst in the utility closet, I'm not convinced he didn't have a dalliance with a mop head.

Posted by: plep at February 05, 2010 05:23 PM (o/Kdp)

49

She's content to know that I'm not seeing other women.

I laughed out loud, well, chuckled really, but out loud. That's the main thing.

Posted by: Pachauri, Pachauri and Dunn at February 05, 2010 05:26 PM (PD1tk)

50 Hopefully the coming revelations into the good governor's sex life do not involve a jar of peanut butter and a seeing eye dog.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 05, 2010 05:38 PM (5/yRG)

51 Unknown Jane you ignorant slut, leave the guide dogs out of this. Thia shit is toooo...... funny though.

Posted by: Tim Winters at February 05, 2010 05:52 PM (l6aI1)

52 I told my wife 'I think we should see other people,' and she said 'David, I think you'd be happy to see anybody!'

Posted by: The Love Guv at February 05, 2010 05:53 PM (MMC8r)

53 I hope the blind fucker stays away from the aspirin bottle.

I mean, shit happens when you disobey Rahm.

Posted by: Kemp at February 05, 2010 05:53 PM (2+9Yx)

54 Ace, I hope you copyright this thread, if you don't expect to see SNL stealing all these jokes for tomorrow night.

The moron nation should hire out to SNL, they need the help.

Posted by: Kemp at February 05, 2010 05:59 PM (2+9Yx)

55 Patterson can get trim but Ace can't?
Geez, what's the world coming to?

Posted by: MPFS at February 05, 2010 05:59 PM (QuP9W)

56 Chicks dig blind guys, what can I say?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at February 05, 2010 06:00 PM (3EqY8)

Paterson's wimmin don't have to put anything on that's

stimulating, sexy, or alluring. The bugger can't see.

He is guided by his heightened sense of smell.......

think Pacino's "Scent of a Woman". Sniff, sniff.

Posted by: grizzlybare at February 05, 2010 06:06 PM (V5kav)

Hoooaahh!.... maybe he does a good tango. I've contended for years that I thought sight was a pre-requisite for the Governership... but what do I know.

Another non-story... you can't accuse a person of infidelity when him and his wife already copped to it.... there is no impact in the accusation there really. This is just the NYTimes doing Zero's bidding. Anything to help get the Son of Sphachim' (Italian slang for ugly face) elected.... and humiliate Patterson..... And of course it's the ultra lieberalism that Cuomo represents which resonates deeply with Obama. If a White Democrat President was doing the same thing.. the cries of racism would be deafning.

As someone pointed out above, the thought of Cuomo as Govoner is so revolting.... the worst of ultra liberals... he will be no different than his dog faced father... even worse perhaps... I would rather keep Patterson.... because the Repub's of course are going to put up Lazzio for the 58th time as window dressing... he's gonna get slaughtered even if the Dem's put a cardboard cutout of Bin Laden up against him..... Guliani could virtually skate into any NY top spot.. but he doesn't want to it seems.... too bad.

So depressing to be a conservative in this State.... thank god for NY13... one of the few oasis's in the NY liberal desert.... to be made even purer once we can toss McMahon..... blue dog my ass.

Posted by: Last Conservative In Brooklyn at February 05, 2010 06:08 PM (7uAeI)

Roger Stone, folks. Bing him (because google hates you).

Posted by: StPatrick at February 05, 2010 06:17 PM (lfkQK)

60 Did I just see spam at the AoSHQ?

Shit no, I smelled it.

Posted by: Da Guv at February 05, 2010 06:20 PM (2+9Yx)

Any wonder why there are no pics of the mistress?

They say love is blind.

Posted by: Cromagnum at February 05, 2010 07:47 PM (rRlh2)

62 Over at gawker they are so "oh yeah maybe another scandal but, hey so what". They could probably hear that he had an affair with the chipendales and they would react the same way.

Posted by: curious at February 05, 2010 08:23 PM (p302b)

Politics is Hollywood for ugly people, or something.....

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 05, 2010 08:33 PM (bTTiO)

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."

Lt. Frank Drebin

Posted by: Aaron at February 05, 2010 08:34 PM (TxQvv)

65 Governor Patterson should have seen this coming. Oh.... right.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 05, 2010 10:36 PM (NLZLH)

66 Obama scortched earth policy is coming into view ...

Posted by: bill-tb at February 06, 2010 06:15 AM (y+QfZ)

67 Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in awhile.

Posted by: FatBaldnSassy at February 06, 2010 07:55 AM (hYr0p)