April 03, 2010

Bored with Obama
— Gabriel Malor

I like to think she's contemplating taking the rest of her life to pay off the debt racked up by deadbeats behind her:

From this article on the adoring reception the President got in Portland.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 11:09 AM | Comments (370)
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1 That whole Gitmo thing is bringing her down.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:11 AM (3fzoU)

2 She's the non-parasitic twin.

Posted by: oblig. at April 03, 2010 11:12 AM (x7Ao8)

3 She's going to Guam next month.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:12 AM (3fzoU)

4 Just a corollary of the old saying ; out of the mouths of babes

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at April 03, 2010 11:12 AM (ucq49)

5 Her and 150+ million others.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 03, 2010 11:13 AM (B5cM9)

6 Is the Leader of the Free World wearing a wife-beater?  Or is that just a shadow?

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:14 AM (y4B2y)

7 Look at that little racist snot.  Thankfully, by the time she's of age, elections will be something of the past.

Posted by: Rep. Cohen at April 03, 2010 11:15 AM (YX6i/)

8 I see we'll have a new member for the camps. Welcome!

Posted by: wherestherum at April 03, 2010 11:16 AM (gofDd)

9 Thought balloon: "Nope, he's not my Daddy, either. Mommy lied again"

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:16 AM (3fzoU)

10 I was just contemplating how much longer I would be there after mommy said she wanted to "spend some time" with him after his speech. 

Posted by: The Girl at April 03, 2010 11:16 AM (YX6i/)

11 Dang, she's missing out on being the DNC poster child of the week.

Posted by: incognito at April 03, 2010 11:17 AM (u6X4c)

12 Kids and animals, man, they can smell evil or bullshit I can't remember...

Posted by: TexMex at April 03, 2010 11:17 AM (kvgr2)

13 Obama to Little Girl: "Do you like movies about Gladiators?"

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:18 AM (y4B2y)

14 That man wearing sunglasses took Mommy's beret.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:18 AM (3fzoU)

15
The adults look like ... zombies at a cult convention.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 03, 2010 11:18 AM (0fzsA)

16 "One Billion - one, One Billion - two, One-Billion - three..."

Posted by: Little Girl (just counting the billions until the interest thunder hits) at April 03, 2010 11:18 AM (BPS1V)

17 That one woman looks a little Lewinsky-ish.  Let's start a rumor.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:19 AM (y4B2y)

18

The debt? Future poverty? Zimbabwe dollars? A nation of Latino drug gangs?

It's for the children, those poor little bastards!

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2010 11:20 AM (wU8a6)

19 "I wish my daddy hadn't run off with that S. E. Cupp look-a-like."

Posted by: Little Girl (wish there was a man in her life to reign in her mother's wackadoodle tendencies) at April 03, 2010 11:20 AM (BPS1V)

20 I wish I had photoshop-fu to put a thought bubble above that little girl.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 03, 2010 11:20 AM (7VvJB)

21
"One Billion Trillion one, One Billion Trillion- two, One-Billion Trillion - three..."

fify.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 03, 2010 11:21 AM (0fzsA)

22 19 "I wish my daddy hadn't run off with that S. E. Cupp look-a-like."

Posted by: Little Girl (wish there was a man in her life to reign in her mother's wackadoodle tendencies) at April 03, 2010 03:20 PM (BPS1V)



Ditto, but look on the bright side: Could be worse kid.  He coulda been a commie.

Posted by: The O-Machine (O! O! O!) at April 03, 2010 11:21 AM (BPS1V)

23 Ooohhh, look, it's a clean, articulate black guy!  Quick, get his autograph!

Posted by: FUBAR at April 03, 2010 11:21 AM (1fanL)

24 She knows that all the 40-somethings behind her are going to receive no-limit healthcare under Obama, she'll be stuck footing the bill and it'll be bankrupt by the time she's 30.

Hope and change, Little Girl.  Hope and change.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 03, 2010 11:22 AM (HIXUa)

25 "I wish my daddy hadn't run off with that S. E. Cupp look-a-like."

Hey, I noticed the last time she was on Red Eye, old S.E. is getting kind of big in the haunches.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:22 AM (y4B2y)

26 Mommy needs validation again. I hate validation.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:22 AM (3fzoU)

27 21
"One Billion Trillion one, One Billion Trillion- two, One-Billion Trillion - three..."

fify.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 03, 2010 03:21 PM (0fzsA)


Back off, Poker Pussy - I'm only 6; you get the point!

Posted by: Little Girl (apparently not precocious enough for this board) at April 03, 2010 11:23 AM (BPS1V)

28

 Is the Leader of the Free World wearing a wife-beater?  Or is that just a shadow?

He always wears wife beaters.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:24 AM (NA7sd)

29 Ooohhh, look, it's a clean, articulate black guy!  

Ah, Brainless Joe Biden.  He's better protection for Obama than the Secret Service.    In a little over a year in office, the guy has set the record for bonehead gaffes.  But Bush is an idiot......

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:25 AM (y4B2y)

30 Why are you guys surprised?  Baby boomers lived off their parents hard work and sacrifice, so now they want to live off their kids and grandkids hard work! I think the poor girl realized what she is going to end up paying for.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at April 03, 2010 11:25 AM (pU4D7)

31 He smells like that funny stuff Mommy's boyfriends smoke.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:25 AM (3fzoU)

32

 Is the Leader of the Free World wearing a wife-beater?  Or is that just a shadow?

He always wears wife beaters.

Just in case Michelle needs to use one on him.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 03, 2010 11:25 AM (7VvJB)

33 She's thinking about her poor mom, forced by her lack of health care reform to use her dead aunt's teeth.

Posted by: Cicero at April 03, 2010 11:25 AM (QKKT0)

34

Q: If  Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the  ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:  America !

Well played sir!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:25 AM (NA7sd)

35 Is the Leader of the Free World wearing a wife-beater?  Or is that just a shadow?

He always wears wife beaters.

Well, that's just downright un-presidential.  Bet he goes commando, too.  Nothing between the adoring public and the presidential twig and berries but a thin layer of Armani.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:27 AM (y4B2y)

36 26 "I wish my daddy hadn't run off with that S. E. Cupp look-a-like."

Hey, I noticed the last time she was on Red Eye, old S.E. is getting kind of big in the haunches.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 03:22 PM (y4B2y)


Finally!  Time to turn on the good ol' boy charm!

Posted by: William [Fetch My Coffee, Boah!] Clinton at April 03, 2010 11:27 AM (BPS1V)

37 Why can't Mommy follow Miley Cyrus everywhere?!

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:27 AM (3fzoU)

38

Well, that's just downright un-presidential.  Bet he goes commando, too.  Nothing between the adoring public and the presidential twig and berries but a thin layer of Armani.

So at least we have some protection when he's fucking us over.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:28 AM (NA7sd)

39

 Why can't Mommy follow Miley Cyrus everywhere?!

Uh, is that a caption for the girl or your own self talking?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:29 AM (NA7sd)

40 26 "I wish my daddy hadn't run off with that S. E. Cupp look-a-like."

Hey, I noticed the last time she was on Red Eye, old S.E. is getting kind of big in the haunches.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 03:22 PM (y4B2y)


I always thought she kinda was a bit on the chunky side; that's what you get for getting lost in the pretty eyes though...

Posted by: alexthedude at April 03, 2010 11:30 AM (BPS1V)

41 Look for Keith Olbermann to start screaming about how she isn't really a plumber.

Posted by: d-day at April 03, 2010 11:31 AM (XMGvh)

42 40, Guess.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:31 AM (3fzoU)

43

Look for Keith Olbermann to start screaming about how she isn't really a plumber. little girl.

Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:32 AM (NA7sd)

44 Watch I, Robot again. Pretend (or deem) that VIKI is really Granny Botox Rictus. Then listen to what she has to say in the movie. We need nanites. Now.

Posted by: Sonny The Robot at April 03, 2010 11:32 AM (XrI7l)

45


Obama got her Simon for Christmas instead of the Atari all of the cool kids are getting.

Posted by: Blazer at April 03, 2010 11:33 AM (t72+4)

46

Guess.

Both?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:35 AM (NA7sd)

47 Poor little girl's probably thinking that she'll have to turn tricks as an adult to pay for the healthcare she'll need from having to turn tricks to pay for healthcare.

Posted by: effinayright at April 03, 2010 11:35 AM (3sB5l)

48 I always thought she kinda was a bit on the chunky side; that's what you get for getting lost in the pretty eyes though...

I think she has that classic, unfortunate pear shaped figure.  By the time she's 40 she'll be wearing a "wide load" sign on her ass.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:36 AM (y4B2y)

49
Poor little girl's probably thinking that she'll have to turn tricks as an adult to pay for the healthcare she'll need from having to turn tricks to pay for healthcare.

Posted by: effinayright at April 03, 2010 03:35 PM (3sB5l)






What's she waiting for?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 03, 2010 11:37 AM (t72+4)

50 She's clearly feeling the cold iron shackle around her neck.

Posted by: mres for spacemen at April 03, 2010 11:39 AM (8gsnB)

51 Recess is going to be a real bitch next week. Fuck me.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:40 AM (3fzoU)

52 Should I just end it now or go on to spend my life as one of Barack's producers?

Posted by: Bored Little Girl at April 03, 2010 11:40 AM (LKkE8)

53 Sarcasm aside, I really do feel sorry for the young people. They are never going to know what it is like to be debt free. On the other, they wanted this crapola. Scroom.

Posted by: rawmuse at April 03, 2010 11:40 AM (OQ3LO)

54 This little girl shows us what bitter, Bible and gun clinging racist militia domestic terrorists look like before they grow up.

Posted by: typical Obama Voter at April 03, 2010 11:41 AM (AZGON)

55

WTF? Why is Obama wearing his watch on his left hand? Maybe he's not actually left handed...

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:41 AM (NA7sd)

56 I think she has that classic, unfortunate pear shaped figure. Don't you like REAL women?

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 03, 2010 11:41 AM (4Kl5M)

57 Wheee! via Instapundit, a CNN story about Democrats joining the tea party: http://tinyurl.com/yfvumco I particularly like the caption on the picture: Tea Party supporters, whose party affiliation is not known, rally in Grand Junction, Colorado.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2010 11:42 AM (LD+ZJ)

58 If that damned McCain had even TRIED to run a decent campaign, I wouldn't be here.  Bastard.

Posted by: Bored Little Girl at April 03, 2010 11:42 AM (y4B2y)

59 She's pondering her future as a data point.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:43 AM (3fzoU)

60 Little girl:  "Why is everybody around me acting so strange?  The Emperor has no clothes!"

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 11:43 AM (c0A3e)

61 56 WTF? Why is Obama wearing his watch on his left hand? Maybe he's not actually left handed... -------- I suspect he's ambisinistrous.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2010 11:44 AM (LD+ZJ)

62 Her Mom promised her a trip to see the Easter Bunny and this dude isn't even handing out candy.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 03, 2010 11:44 AM (RZ8pf)

63

Little girl:  "Why is everybody around me acting so strange?  The Emperor has no clothes!"

And she's not impressed by what she sees.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:44 AM (NA7sd)

64 WTF? Why is Obama wearing his watch on his left hand? Maybe he's not actually left handed...

I'm left  handed, and I wear my watch on my left hand.    Don't know why. Always have.  Maybe I wasn't born in America either?

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:45 AM (y4B2y)

65 Well, it looks like we've lost space too.

“One woman already is circling Earth in a Russian capsule, bound for the International Space Station. Early Monday morning, NASA will attempt to launch three more women to the orbiting outpost — along with four men — aboard shuttle Discovery. It will be the most women in space at the same time.”

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 03, 2010 11:45 AM (7VvJB)

66 Obama looks sickly all the time.

Posted by: demoncrat at April 03, 2010 11:46 AM (GkYyh)

67 The Tea-Baggers are employing midgets now? Well played racists, well played.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 03, 2010 11:47 AM (I1/U/)

68 Isn't Mary Katherine Ham undergoing the same change in aspect ratio?

Posted by: effinayright at April 03, 2010 11:47 AM (3sB5l)

69

“One woman already is circling Earth in a Russian capsule, bound for the International Space Station. Early Monday morning, NASA will attempt to launch three more women to the orbiting outpost — along with four men — aboard shuttle Discovery. It will be the most women in space at the same time.”

I wonder if they, uh, syncronize their "orbits" up there IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:48 AM (NA7sd)

70 Obama looks sickly all the time.

You know, for all the unprecedented damage the guy has done in a record amount of time, I don't think he really likes the job. 

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:48 AM (y4B2y)

71 I'm sure administration officials will be along any moment to proclaim that there is a racist in every crowd.

This little bitch is obviously the one - they'll say.

Posted by: someguy at April 03, 2010 11:48 AM (VRJIW)

72 Kid's got some Jedi skill there. "Scruffy, he is."

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:48 AM (3fzoU)

73 I'll never forget the look on my poor chil Chi Chi's face when I explained the crushing debt that he would inherit...

Posted by: brak at April 03, 2010 11:49 AM (W5NBA)

74 I wonder if they, uh, syncronize their "orbits" up there IYKWIMAITTYD

I'm guessing they'll try and redecorate.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 03, 2010 11:50 AM (7VvJB)

75 I wonder if they, uh, syncronize their "orbits" up there IYKWIMAITTYD

Nah, they postpone it hormonally so it doesn't happen in orbit.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:50 AM (y4B2y)

76 This kid doesn't need the sunglasses.

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 11:50 AM (3fzoU)

77 Sarcasm aside, I really do feel sorry for the young people. They are never going to know what it is like to be debt free.

Like we do?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 03, 2010 11:50 AM (1fanL)

78

I wonder if they, uh, syncronize their "orbits" up there IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 03:48 PM (NA7sd)

Nah.  They're shocked into not having "orbits" when they get a cold slap in face from reality saying, "See - the World doesn't revolve around you."

Posted by: Editor at April 03, 2010 11:51 AM (YX6i/)

79
Anyone else notice her mom (probably her mom) standing behind her has the same haircut as her daughter? I find it weird.

Well, is there any doubt she's a lousy mom? Moonbat Obama supporter who drags her kid with her to these stupid informercial phony campaign rallies.

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 11:52 AM (1HKg5)

80

I'm left  handed, and I wear my watch on my left hand.    Don't know why. Always have.  Maybe I wasn't born in America either?

Huh. I can't stand wearing mine on my left hand. But then I've always used mice with my right hand. Ours is a cruel world.

Do they have watches in Kenya?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:52 AM (NA7sd)

81 He always wears wife beaters.

Technically, I think they're wife beat-ees.

You just know M'Chel has laid upside his head more than once.

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 03, 2010 11:53 AM (tr6Dy)

82 Maybe he got a gig in a deodorant commercial or something.  They do call him BO after all. 

Posted by: pitythefool at April 03, 2010 11:54 AM (Sg8sX)

83

Nah.  They're shocked into not having "orbits" when they get a cold slap in face from reality saying, "See - the World doesn't revolve around you."

Posted by: Editor at April 03, 2010 03:51 PM (YX6i/)

Beautiful.  Where are the 'Ettes when you need an indignant reaction?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 03, 2010 11:56 AM (1fanL)

84

He
always wears wife beaters.



Wouldnt that be, wookie-beaters?

Posted by: Blazer at April 03, 2010 11:56 AM (t72+4)

85 Huh. I can't stand wearing mine on my left hand. But then I've always used mice with my right hand. Ours is a cruel world.

I use mice right-handed, too.  Being a lefty in a right-handed world is a bitch. I'm a VICTIM!  I want REPARATIONS!

The nuns tried to make me right-handed, because they thought left-handedness was evil (from the Latin "sinestre" and all that).  But my mother wouldn't let them.  Hey, a larger proportion of both imbeciles and geniuses are left-handed than the general population, as well as the last three presidents.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 11:57 AM (y4B2y)

86

Nah, they postpone it hormonally so it doesn't happen in orbit.

Phew. Otherwise I'd be worried that when they ran out of that chocolate astronaut ice creme there'd be an ISS re-entering a Ben & Jerry's.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 11:57 AM (NA7sd)

87 Anyone else notice her mom (probably her mom) standing behind her has the same haircut as her daughter?

Anyone else notice a kid who looks like her mom can be halfway cute while the mom is just fugly?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 03, 2010 11:57 AM (1fanL)

88 This unenthusiastic child must be destroyed.

Posted by: The Media at April 03, 2010 11:59 AM (W5NBA)

89 I wonder if that little bitch has paid her taxes.

Posted by: Hard-Hitting Investigative Journalist at April 03, 2010 12:00 PM (1fanL)

90 Anyone else notice a kid who looks like her mom can be halfway cute while the mom is just fugly?

Hey, she's a kid.  Even baby turkeys are cute.  Time and gravity will get her eventually

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 12:00 PM (y4B2y)

91

I use mice right-handed, too.  Being a lefty in a right-handed world is a bitch. I'm a VICTIM!  I want REPARATIONS!

Damn straight. We comprise about 10% of the population and have little control over it (sorta like those who are gay). But do you see anyone telling us to be ourselves? NO. We have to change to fit in. I demand affirmative action!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 12:02 PM (NA7sd)

92 She didn't get her Unicorn and she know's after listening to him that it's not coming.

Posted by: robtr at April 03, 2010 12:02 PM (fwSHf)

93 That little girl looks familiar is this a photoshop?

Posted by: tmitsss at April 03, 2010 12:03 PM (V4Pya)

94

83 Maybe he got a gig in a deodorant commercial or something.  They do call him BO after all. 

We named the dog "Bo".

Posted by: Henry Jones, Sr. at April 03, 2010 12:03 PM (NA7sd)

95 How dare she not show adoration. Some IRS Obamanaut is praying that she opens a lemonade stand. Payback time, bitch!

Posted by: jjshaka at April 03, 2010 12:06 PM (JtwlI)

96

That little girl looks familiar is this a photoshop?

Typical racist member of the party of hate, saying all minorities look alike.

Posted by: The MSM at April 03, 2010 12:07 PM (NA7sd)

97 "When does he start shitting skittles?"

Posted by: That girl in the photo at April 03, 2010 12:07 PM (9b6FB)

98
Yeah, that's why the moms try to look like their daughters -- they wanna be young and cute.

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:08 PM (1HKg5)

99
If you're bored and want to hear some good radio, K-bob linked this show last week. http://www.mainstreamnetwork.com/liste/dynamicasx.asp?station=waam-am

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:11 PM (e2VuW)

100 Think you'll see any stories from our oh so objective media about how white that crowd is? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: koopy at April 03, 2010 12:11 PM (ctR4U)

101
The radio show is hosted by black conservatives in Detroit. Yeah, they do exist. Who knew.

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:15 PM (1HKg5)

102 101, Good one!

Posted by: eman at April 03, 2010 12:15 PM (3fzoU)

103

The radio show is hosted by black conservatives in Detroit. Yeah, they do exist. Who knew.

Detroit has electricity?

Posted by: The MSM at April 03, 2010 12:15 PM (NA7sd)

104 That little girl looks familiar is this a photoshop?

Posted by: tmitsss at April 03, 2010 04:03 PM (V4Pya)

She kinda reminded me of Piper Palin, but without the enthusiasm and firing brain synapses.

Posted by: Bored Little Girl at April 03, 2010 12:15 PM (LKkE8)

105 The radio show is hosted by black conservatives in Detroit. Yeah, they do exist. Who knew.

I'm more surprised that Detroit still exists.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 12:15 PM (y4B2y)

106 I'm more surprised that Detroit still exists.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 04:15 PM (y4B2y)

For a limited time only...

Posted by: New Car Salesmen Everywhere at April 03, 2010 12:18 PM (YX6i/)

107
Detroit's gonna be one big farm! That's the latest brainstorm from the geniuses on the Left. It was either gonna be a farm or a casino, I guess.


Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:18 PM (1HKg5)

108 Little Girl's Thought Bubble: "Liberal metrosexual guys like Obama are such pussies. When I grow up I want a real man like Ace."

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at April 03, 2010 12:20 PM (P0H9x)

109 Yeah, that's why the moms try to look like their daughters -- they wanna be young and cute.

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 04:08 PM (1HKg5)

This explains the tragedy that is the Brazilian Wax.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 12:21 PM (9b6FB)

110 Detroit's gonna be one big farm! That's the latest brainstorm from the geniuses on the Left. It was either gonna be a farm or a casino, I guess.

How sad is that?  The Motor City, which once boasted the highest per-capita income of any American city, is now such a shithole that they're ripping down entire blocks of urban blight and crackhouses and turning the inner-city land into farms.  That's basically throwing in the towel on a once-great American city.  What a perfect image for the Obama era.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2010 12:23 PM (y4B2y)

111
oh look it's K-tel Records Bob


Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:23 PM (e2VuW)

112 Hey, thanks for the remind, This is Pecan Pie!

I like that program.  Just turned it on.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 12:23 PM (9b6FB)

113

He always wears wife beaters.

That's what we have always called them. When discussing wardrobe for an avant guarde (mandatory) rendidtion of a shakespearnean play, my then 13 year old son suggested the thug be in a wife beater. The lib feminist teacher, flipped her lid. We still laugh.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2010 12:23 PM (I1HDG)

114 These idiots must not have any idea about what I'm up to.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 03, 2010 12:24 PM (4kcAq)

115

Why is Obama wearing his watch on his left hand? Maybe he's not actually left handed...

Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2010 03:44 PM (LD+ZJ)

The current time in Mecca, Saudi Arabia is 11:24 PM.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 12:24 PM (M5t+h)

116

Detroit's gonna be one big farm!

Rome contracted to its walls before the invasion of the barbarians. The landowners had been overtaxed.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2010 12:25 PM (I1HDG)

117 Shiny, happy, stupid faces.

(bored little girl excluded)

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 03, 2010 12:26 PM (554T5)

118 That little girls mom is dreaming of sucking Obama's cock, and the little girl is dreaming of butterflies, bunnies, and candy.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 12:26 PM (M5t+h)

119

He always wears wife beaters.

Yeah I quoting myself. But do you think that maybe it's a ballistic vest of some sort? That would explain why there are no arms.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 12:27 PM (NA7sd)

120 119 That little girls mom is dreaming of sucking Obama's cock, and the little girl is dreaming of butterflies, bunnies, and candy.

Which she'll never get under Obama's reign.  Humans destroy butterflies and bunnies, and candy isn't allowed under Obamacare.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 12:28 PM (c0A3e)

121

They told me that if I voted for a Republican we'd get a guy who drank beer and smoked cigarettes while wearing a wife beater.

And they were right!

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 03, 2010 12:28 PM (7+pP9)

122 http://twitter.com/redlettermedia/statuses/11538423894

Posted by: Something cool at April 03, 2010 12:29 PM (ScNOc)

123
Did you ever think we'd have a president with a 14 1/2" neck?

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:29 PM (e2VuW)

124

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 04:28 PM (c0A3e)

A better analogy would be the little girls mom is dreaming of a chocolate cock and the little girl is dreaming of a chocolate bunny.

 

 

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 12:29 PM (M5t+h)

125 Momma, wake me when He's done giving the Gospel.  Yes, I need a rest after practicing the Psalms my pre-school class is delivering.

Posted by: mmm mmm mmm at April 03, 2010 12:29 PM (ucq49)

126 That photo pretty much sums up the 52%er demographic.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 03, 2010 12:31 PM (554T5)

127 #123  I saw that too.

A 90 minute review?  Awesome!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 12:32 PM (c0A3e)

128
hahhaha, the fish-stick eating geek movie reviewer is a spammer!


Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:32 PM (1HKg5)

129 #127 you mean 50% 48% 47% 45% 44%er...

Posted by: conartcritic at April 03, 2010 12:33 PM (Gr1V1)

130 Under Obama care, this precious little girl will ultimately know the joys of unprotected sex, abortions on demand, and why only meanie republicans give little girls STD's.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 12:33 PM (M5t+h)

131 She's thinking about how many jobs she's gonna need to support herself when she turns 18.

Posted by: My future is toast at April 03, 2010 12:34 PM (pq986)

132
His review/rant for Star Trek: Nemesis  was pretty good.

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:34 PM (1HKg5)

133

"will ultimately know the joys of unprotected sex"

Not the fistings.  I'm advocating latex gloves.

Posted by: Kevin Jennings at April 03, 2010 12:36 PM (ucq49)

134 133 His review/rant for Star Trek: Nemesis  was pretty good.

All of them, even for Avatar, I found to be pretty good.

"I wanted to stop taking my heart medication..".  Seeing that made me look up old Star Trek: Wrath of Khan clips on YouTube.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 12:36 PM (c0A3e)

135 I really like the story arc of his wife and then Bambi through all of the reviews. Pays to watch them in order, even if you have to watch them all again.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 12:37 PM (NA7sd)

136

She's thinking about how many jobs she's gonna need to support herself when she turns 18.

Hey, at least she won't need her own insurance until she's 25! See, the government is saving her money!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 12:39 PM (NA7sd)

137 Look here, wingnuts. That little girl adored me. Problem was, the photo was snapped just after I let one rip. A little sneak from the right cheek. A freep, actually. Poor thing was the first one hit.

Posted by: President Toonces at April 03, 2010 12:39 PM (554T5)

138

The best news about Obama care is a positive for the producers.  The slackers will be forced to give the producers blow jobs as compensation for the money the IRS confiscates to fund the slackers life style.

I am open for Kirsten Powers to perform the first hummer on me to demonstrate her commitment to the Obama program of inclusiveness.  

Most of the other liberal broads wouldnÂ’t make a good barn yard stump jumper, so the idea of having Barbra Streisand suck the pink pony would produce projectile vomiting and a swearing off of LewinskyÂ’s for an appropriate period of time.  A day or two.

 

 

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 12:40 PM (M5t+h)

139 Watch this.  I know the last time I raised my arms like this I parted the reflecting pool at the Washington Monument.  Not this time.  Watch how I can control these serfs.

Posted by: Barry "The Puppet Master" Someturdo at April 03, 2010 12:45 PM (ucq49)

140 OT: Just saw it on FB (can't find it now), but a congressman wants that doctor who put the sign up saying "Obama voters not wanted" * fired.

*Or something to that effect

Plus, from the WaPo: What happens when you take away Obama's teleprompter?

"He then spent the next 17 minutes and 12 seconds lulling the crowd into a daze."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wondering why she still awake at April 03, 2010 12:45 PM (yfJ6g)

141 You mean I have to have my bitch mother control my life until I am 26 now because I will be on her insurance? How many more of these booring speeches you think I will be dragged to attend by then do you think?

Posted by: Wise little girl at April 03, 2010 12:47 PM (fwSHf)

142 Remember this guy?

http://tinyurl.com/ycztpms

During his whole reading, he's giving you the finger.  Watch his left hand.

On Topic:  Didn't Portland, Maine vote something like 75% for The One?

Posted by: CUS at April 03, 2010 12:47 PM (n56wA)

143 Bet Obamabi can't even bench press his weight, no matter what some gushing German-fan girl may claim.

Posted by: brak at April 03, 2010 12:48 PM (W5NBA)

144
Do you know which congress critter?

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:48 PM (e2VuW)

145 Smile, little girl, or we start with the background checks.

Posted by: Obama supporter at April 03, 2010 12:48 PM (98yel)

146

Posted by: Something cool at April 03, 2010 04:29 PM

Cool!  I know where I'm going tonight.

Posted by: Secundus at April 03, 2010 12:48 PM (WuvMD)

147 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wondering why she still awake at April 03, 2010 04:45 PM (yfJ6g) You are getting sleepy

Posted by: Barry the Mesmerist at April 03, 2010 12:49 PM (4Kl5M)

148
Obama can't even pedal a stationary bike!

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:50 PM (1HKg5)

149 Another: "House Democrat: All thatÂ’s missing from the tea party are the robes and hoods"

...including a joke about John McCain being tortured.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 12:52 PM (yfJ6g)

150
Remember this guy?

Yeah, he's not The Expert...

He's The Dreamer!

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:52 PM (e2VuW)

151

Cool!  I know where I'm going tonight.


Same place you are now -- parked in front of your computer. Yay!

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 12:54 PM (e2VuW)

152 Shit, Portland is Moscow-on-the-Willamette -- I'm not surprised to see a rabid crowd of drooling Lefties there, screaming like they're watching Elvis on Ed Sullivan.

Posted by: Vile Roman at April 03, 2010 12:55 PM (iBzKc)

153 #141  From the story:

Even Obama seemed to recognize that he had gone on too long. He apologized -- in keeping with the spirit of the moment, not once, but twice. "Boy, that was a long answer. I'm sorry," he said, drawing nervous laughter that sounded somewhat like relief as he wrapped up.

The magic's wearing off.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 12:56 PM (c0A3e)

154

Shit, Portland is Moscow-on-the-Willamette -- I'm not surprised to see a rabid crowd of drooling Lefties there, screaming like they're watching Elvis on Ed Sullivan.

The other Portland, but still.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 12:58 PM (NA7sd)

155 Look at the blank stares on everyone's faces. It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 03, 2010 12:59 PM (0Gnm8)

156
did anyone else read Allahpoodle's nail-biting concern about the urologist doc who prefers not to treat Obama supporters?

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 01:00 PM (1HKg5)

157
What's this? Mel Gibson is making a Viking epic? With Leonardo Dickheadio?

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 01:03 PM (1HKg5)

158 157 Yes. This today:

An outspoken U.S. congressman [Alan Grayson] is planning to file a complaint against the central Florida urologist who posted a sign on his office door warning supporters of President Obama to find a different doctor.

.... [The] Florida Democrat is helping a constituent who was affected by the sign to file a complaint next week with the proper authorities. Grayson will also file additional complaints with all relevant boards or agencies,  Grayson spokesman Todd Jurkowski said.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 01:04 PM (yfJ6g)

159 @ The other Portland, but still.

Agh. That's what I get for not ready the article. But if I actually read any more articles about Prez'dent Jesus, I'll fucking gag. So forgive me.

Also, any chance to slag on the other Portland (OR) for the Lefty mecca that it is I have a hard time passing up. Nearly fourteen years living there tends to instill that kind of reflexive commentary.

Posted by: Vile Roman at April 03, 2010 01:04 PM (iBzKc)

160 So, did this constituent have the vapors or something? b/c the doctor said he wasn't turning away anyone. Rather, he was just making a statement.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 01:05 PM (yfJ6g)

161
ahhh, of course, Alan cocklicker Grayson

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 01:06 PM (e2VuW)

162 161 So, did this constituent have the vapors or something? b/c the doctor said he wasn't turning away anyone. Rather, he was just making a statement.

Perhaps.  I don't understand it either.  Grayson shouldn't have any legal recourse as long as the doctor is treating everybody, but Grayson definately has the means to make this doctor's life difficult.

I'm sure the doctor knew this ahead of time.  Kudos to him for having the strength to exercise his First Amendment rights anyway.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 01:08 PM (c0A3e)

163

An outspoken U.S. congressman [Alan Grayson] is planning to file a complaint against

Funny, an outspoken person in power complaining about other people beng allowed to be outspoken. First time I've ever heard of a hypocritical congressman, especially a Dem.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 01:08 PM (NA7sd)

164 162 ahhh, of course, Alan cocklicker Grayson

He needs to be kicked out in November, but I dunno the trend of his district.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 01:09 PM (c0A3e)

165

Also, any chance to slag on the other Portland (OR) for the Lefty mecca that it is I have a hard time passing up. Nearly fourteen years living there tends to instill that kind of reflexive commentary.

I really don't blame you. Besides, it was the first time I've read " Moscow-on-the-Willamette ". Made my day.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 01:10 PM (NA7sd)

166 The kid may be bored, but the looks on the faces of the ones behind her are positively frightening. There is a film clip from the 1930's showing the faces of young German girls absolutely enraptured by the presence of Adolf Hitler. The looks on these women's faces are terrifyingly similar.

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 03, 2010 01:12 PM (NAxx6)

167 At least Moses split the Red Sea, Pres'Ent Toonces apparently, can't even split a sea of retardation.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Bacons, and Really Really Expensive Scotch at April 03, 2010 01:13 PM (erIg9)

168 When do I get to see someone faint?  I was told there would be fainting.

Posted by: That girl in the photo at April 03, 2010 01:15 PM (9b6FB)

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 01:16 PM (e2VuW)

170 I don't see how any woman can be smitten with the Precedent. His voice is angry, he's not all that handsome, he's dull, monotonous, silly, repetitious, the list could go one for ages. Bottom line: He's not what any woman should look for in a man.

/My mom can't bear to hear him talk. She turns the TV to mute or off if she turns it on & he's talking. Mom says that he's irritating, & I would have to agree. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 01:16 PM (yfJ6g)

171 "I don't see how any woman can be smitten with the Precedent"

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 05:16 PM (yfJ6g)

It's the jug ears.  They make good handles.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 01:20 PM (9b6FB)

172 Don't you morons recognize 'wherestherum', transported back in time and yanked up to Portland?.   Even with time travel, she still is flummoxed by Obama

Posted by: guy who reads too many 'graphic novels' at April 03, 2010 01:20 PM (JrRME)

173

It's the jug ears.  They make good handles.

...for kneeing him?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 01:21 PM (NA7sd)

174 Getting bumped, crowded and smothered by a bunch of hyper-emotional retards, then sitting through a long speech read off a teleprompter?

Well, that seems like a fun day for an 8yr old girl.

What kind of asshole does that to their kid? Oh, that's right. An Obamabot.

Posted by: Warden at April 03, 2010 01:22 PM (TIGTh)

175
for tuning into to Tokyo?

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 01:23 PM (1HKg5)

176 Has anyone else noticed that Ole CJ has really gone batshit crazy and is now not only posting bad jazz videos, and state/nazi flags, but pictures of his comic book collection?  Really?

aside from 4chan people... CJ has to be one of the craziest MFers to ever pollute teh interwebs.

Posted by: tangonine at April 03, 2010 01:23 PM (C8Pcc)

177 Well isn't this just fucking great.  Now mommy's going to spend the rest of the day sitting on the washing machine.

Posted by: Little girl who's hoping she's adopted at April 03, 2010 01:25 PM (8KUFY)

178 Excellent re-posting of all the know facts about the phony "N-word" incident on March 20th's Tea Party protest (the day responsible, personally-directed healthcare was turned into noblesse oblige.)

It's at Doug Ross's blog, with timeline proof of a concerted effort to organize a smear. It's more comprehensive than the other posts I've seen.  Jim Hoft at gateway pundit and others have been doing excellent work here.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 01:33 PM (9b6FB)

179 The pic's been photoshopped; the bread and the fish are missing.

Posted by: stinky at April 03, 2010 01:37 PM (T4x50)

180 If Mom get's sick, this skinny dummy is gonna make sure she stays that way, unless I pay.  And pay.  And pay.

Posted by: That girl in the photo at April 03, 2010 01:38 PM (9b6FB)

181 159 "An outspoken U.S. congressman [Alan Grayson] is planning to file a complaint against the central Florida urologist who posted a sign on his office door warning supporters of President Obama to find a different doctor. ".... [The] Florida Democrat is helping a constituent who was affected by the sign to file a complaint next week with the proper authorities. Grayson will also file additional complaints with all relevant boards or agencies, Grayson spokesman Todd Jurkowski said." A constituent who was "affected" by the sign. Excuse the fuck out of me, but I didn't realize that "affecting" someone was against the fucking law. If LEGAL HARM cannot be proved -- which it absolutely cannot -- then that turd congressman's action is a fascist witch hunt. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Albus at April 03, 2010 01:38 PM (OaRvZ)

182
Mission accomplished for the Democrats -- they succeeded in putting the idea into people's heads. Democrat's oldest trick in the book: throw a bunch of shit against the wall and see what sticks.

The two most valuable attributes in politics are shamelessness and unaccountability.

Posted by: This is Pecan Pie at April 03, 2010 01:38 PM (e2VuW)

183 The kid is the only sane one in the crowd.

Posted by: GarandFan at April 03, 2010 01:40 PM (6mwMs)

184 Now mommy's going to spend the rest of the day sitting on the washing machine. Posted by: Little girl who's hoping she's adopted I LOL'd

Posted by: fluffy the lolcat at April 03, 2010 01:46 PM (4Kl5M)

185 Bored With This Thread

Posted by: Morons at April 03, 2010 01:48 PM (YX6i/)

186 OT: You what really pisses me off? Shopping.  Looking for a suit/dress find THE perfect one and it doesn't fit my tits.  What a size 12 can't have tits?  I hate fashion designers.

That is all.

Posted by: mpfs at April 03, 2010 01:50 PM (QuP9W)

187 Billy Jack Obama.

Also i might suggest to any visiting demoncritters to watch The Born Losers.
It took about five minutes for this movie to become dated and or outdated..YES, it is thAt fucking cool.
The laughs will roll off your tounge like  zombie diarrhea at the water-park.

Posted by: robotwhisper at April 03, 2010 01:56 PM (EiH7n)

188 BO

Posted by: Barbarian at April 03, 2010 01:58 PM (EL+OC)

189 Hope I'm not late to the party with this one.

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 03, 2010 01:58 PM (e9JZd)

190 187 OT: You what really pisses me off? Shopping.  Looking for a suit/dress find THE perfect one and it doesn't fit my tits.  What a size 12 can't have tits?  I hate fashion designers.

Wow, mpfs, maybe a bit too much info there!  But sorry you can't find your clothing type.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 02:00 PM (c0A3e)

191 Hey JavaJoe, is he pimping that little girl?

Posted by: robotwhisper at April 03, 2010 02:01 PM (EiH7n)

192 "Mommy, when the president spoke to you, what did he mean when he said I bet you have a very small cooter?"

Posted by: Little Girl at April 03, 2010 02:05 PM (M5t+h)

193 She's melancholy and pensive after listening to the Pink Floyd album 'Animals', and watching for pigs on the wing... no wait... that's me.

Posted by: makedo at April 03, 2010 02:06 PM (a8aYQ)

194 187 Understand completely. Wish they would stop making clothes that are supposedly for women but seemingly aren't. [They only do that for plus sizes, & those are way too big.] Sometimes, I think we'd be better off if we had tailors instead of dept. stores. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:07 PM (yfJ6g)

195

Obama and Smart Cars both need to get the flying f*ck outta this country.  Neither belong here! 

Posted by: Adam M at April 03, 2010 02:07 PM (4hY6l)

196 Ughh!  That man called you "sweetie."

Posted by: That girl in the photo at April 03, 2010 02:07 PM (9b6FB)

197

187 OT: You what really pisses me off? Shopping.  Looking for a suit/dress find THE perfect one and it doesn't fit my tits.  What a size 12 can't have tits?  I hate fashion designers.

That is all.

You know, a sheet fits all bbody types.

Posted by: Sen. Byrd at April 03, 2010 02:08 PM (NA7sd)

198

This is so boring mom, and since we're democrats, I just want to go home and visit little Billy and perform oral sex.  Thank you President Clinton for teaching all the young people that blowjobs arenÂ’t considered sex. 

Posted by: Little Girl at April 03, 2010 02:08 PM (M5t+h)

199

Obama and Smart Cars both need to get the flying f*ck outta this country.  Neither belong here! 

Also tofu burgers.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 02:10 PM (NA7sd)

200 Looks like a modern Norman Rockwell Painitng.

Posted by: ahem at April 03, 2010 02:10 PM (rF/ho)

201 Mom, that Secret Service agent standing in front of me had a very large bulge in his pants.  He probably has two guns, and the one hiding in his crotch is probably bigger than little Billy's.

Posted by: Little Girl at April 03, 2010 02:12 PM (M5t+h)

202 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah my tits. Blah blah blah blah size 12 tits? blah blah blah blah That is all. zzzZZZZZ Hmm? What? Tits!

Posted by: sleeping moron at April 03, 2010 02:13 PM (4Kl5M)

203 Yay! -- Hugo Chavez wants nuclear energy, & Putin is going to help him. 

* Chavez wants nuclear energy, space technology

* Venezuela beefing up defenses with Russian arms

* Russian companies to produce oil from Orinoco belt

* Putin also meeting Bolivia's Morales (Recasts, update with meeting)


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:14 PM (yfJ6g)

204 Mom, why does President Obama have a syringe in his right hand? Do you think he's a diabetic like Uncle Biff, or does he use it to relieve the pain of dealing with those meanie republicans?

Posted by: Little Girl at April 03, 2010 02:14 PM (M5t+h)

205 Another: "House Democrat: All thatÂ’s missing from the tea party are the robes and hoods" ...including a joke about John McCain being tortured.

Oh yea, that MFer's opponent is definitely going on the CC site.

Posted by: incognito at April 03, 2010 02:15 PM (u6X4c)

206

187 OT: You what really pisses me off? Shopping.  Looking for a suit/dress find THE perfect one and it doesn't fit my tits.  What a size 12 can't have tits?  I hate fashion designers.

That is all.

Right? What is that all about? I've had to give up on dresses unless the material is a knit. Everything fits beautifully and then the tits don't fit. Either you look like a whore or you can't zip up the back without mashing them flat--not flattering. They should have a tit/no tit size like petite or long.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2010 02:15 PM (I1HDG)

207 I would ask if it could get any worse, but I know it can. Cue Kratos in 5,4,3...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:16 PM (yfJ6g)

208 #204  Russia's been a busy boy, eh? 

Then there's "China Buys Air Defense Systems from Russia". 

In the end, there will be only chaos.



Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 02:17 PM (c0A3e)

209
why does the stuff in the fields disappear every time I restart firefox? It never used to do that before.

Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 02:18 PM (YxrSK)

210 209 #204 China & Russia are going to become very cozy in the next little while. Let's only hope that someone stops them in their tracks.

/I have no idea who or what country, but surely there has to be one somewhere...please?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:19 PM (yfJ6g)

211
wow, impressive psych skills, MissA-T's.

/tips hat

Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 02:20 PM (YxrSK)

212  I would ask if it could get any worse, but I know it can.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 06:16 PM (yfJ6g)

Memorize this and be prepared to sing his praise.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:20 PM (M5t+h)

213 Flaming Skulll-worthy: Stevens will retire from SCOTUS while O in office.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 03, 2010 02:21 PM (XXHXQ)

214
...and it gets worse

Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 02:22 PM (YxrSK)

215
Stevens, being the good lefty he is, will wait until this election year is over.

Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 02:23 PM (YxrSK)

216
But, then again, 2010 just become even more important to the Conservatives.

Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 02:24 PM (YxrSK)

217
What luck this Obama has. Must have a horseshoe stuck up his ass.


Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 02:24 PM (YxrSK)

218 215 Flaming Skulll-worthy: Stevens will retire from SCOTUS while O in office.

I knew all that talk about holding out was just that -- talk. At least we have our 4.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:27 PM (yfJ6g)

219
I was expecting The Thompson Twins

Lies Lies Lies...

oh yeah

Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 02:27 PM (YxrSK)

220 She should be sad.  The Commander-in-Thief just stole her Hope.  And her watch...

Posted by: w'evver at April 03, 2010 02:27 PM (1kwr2)

221 210
why does the stuff in the fields disappear every time I restart firefox? It never used to do that before.

Check
Tools....Add-ons...disable any new Add-on bitch that has shown up.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 03, 2010 02:29 PM (EL+OC)

222 Flaming Skulll-worthy: Stevens will retire from SCOTUS while O in office.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 03, 2010 06:21 PM (XXHXQ)

Seem like a push to me, simply replacing one asshole with another.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:29 PM (M5t+h)

223
Dead Celebrities Who Will Die This Weekend

Frank Zappa

Posted by: I See Dead People at April 03, 2010 02:30 PM (YxrSK)

224 stale thread is stale

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 02:31 PM (NA7sd)

225 This is one thing I have always hated about the Supreme Court, is that you can choose to retire during the admin of someone you like & know that you'll have a replacement who agrees with your ideology.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:32 PM (yfJ6g)

226
Liz Taylor will be leaving us
Courtney Love will OD
Richard Donner (director)
And Tony Bennett

Posted by: I See Dead People at April 03, 2010 02:32 PM (YxrSK)

227 Dead Celebrities Who Will Die This Weekend

I'm hoping for Zsa Zsa Huffington to join the club of celebrities with an overdue expiration date.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:33 PM (M5t+h)

228 227 stale thread is stale

You are bored with the "Bored with Obama" thread? How mildly ironic.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:33 PM (yfJ6g)

229
Tools....Add-ons...disable any new Add-on bitch that has shown up.

I'll try it.

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 02:34 PM (YxrSK)

230 why does the stuff in the fields disappear every time I restart firefox? It never used to do that before.

Posted by: zombie gene shalit at April 03, 2010 06:18 PM (YxrSK)

Firefox is deleting your cookies when you exit?

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 02:34 PM (9b6FB)

231 Can we add Amy Winehouse? Wouldn't mind Jesse James, either.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:35 PM (yfJ6g)

232 This thread is staler than Nancy Pelosi's breast milk.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:35 PM (M5t+h)

233 187 OT: You what really pisses me off? Shopping.  Looking for a suit/dress find THE perfect one and it doesn't fit my tits.  What a size 12 can't have tits?  I hate fashion designers.

That is all.

Posted by: mpfs at April 03, 2010 05:50 PM (QuP9W)


I don't see the problem.  got any pictures?

Posted by: Guy spending day in front of computer at April 03, 2010 02:36 PM (LJcef)

234
Funny thing about Arianus...

she's the future Maureen Dowd. Hear that, Mo? That's what you'll look like in 10 years.

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 02:36 PM (YxrSK)

235 This thread is staler than Barney Frank's breath after a week on Fire Island. 

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:36 PM (M5t+h)

236
Jesse James looks a lot like Ben Rothlisberger, doesn't he?

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 02:37 PM (YxrSK)

237

209 et. al.  The one somewhat optimistic thing is that Russia and China don't trust each other worth spit; they can't stand each other either, but that's redundant.

The one thing that will stop them from getting cozy is their mutual distrust and loathing -- plus China's growing population of out of work, single men and Russia's oil resources...and the whole proximity thing.  They are too close to each other to ever really get cozy.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 02:37 PM (5/yRG)

238 235  That was really unnecessary.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 02:38 PM (5/yRG)

239
Firefox is deleting your cookies when you exit?

It must be, but only for certain sites.

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 02:38 PM (YxrSK)

240 This thread is staler than Henry Waxman's nostrils after a night of partying with Conchita the Puta from the Guacamaya Bar in Laredo, Mexico.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:38 PM (M5t+h)

241 240 Yes, but you can still merely tolerate each other for the sake of preserving power, then toss them aside when you don't need them. I'm thinking Hitler & Stalin, or even Putin & Chavez. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:40 PM (yfJ6g)

242 243 Excuse me, I'm going to go throw-up now.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:41 PM (yfJ6g)

243

243  Thank you Fish, you are doing a real trooper's job of helping me with my diet...an hour away from dinner, been working most of the day, and suddenly my appetite has completely vanished.

Kudos to you sir; my insurance company and its new healthy lifestyles program salute you.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 02:42 PM (5/yRG)

244

"...and it gets worse"

But not for everyone.  Just 95% of you.  We'll be snugly kept in our dachas.

Posted by: Your Ruling Elite at April 03, 2010 02:42 PM (ucq49)

245 Time for something from the orange food group.

Ahhh, Cheetos crunchy.  That's the ticket. Have to type one-handed for a while.  Kinda like you Morons re-reading the tits post.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 02:42 PM (9b6FB)

246 245 Well, the doctor is going to have a complaint filed against him, which I'm sure will warm Allah's bleeding heart.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:42 PM (yfJ6g)

247

244 I don't think they can stay cozy long enough for that.  This is pressure on America to be sure though.

It could probably wind up being something like Adolf and Uncle Joe -- that ended well for all concerned...

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 02:44 PM (5/yRG)

248
yeah, Allahprogressive is a putz.

I like his comment about what if it was Bush the doc was protesting, YOU GUYS would be shredding the doc.

You guys. Like he's our better. What Allah doesn't understand is Bush was a good man, whereas Obama is trying to destroy America as we know and love it. There's a difference, and that's plain for most of Us Guys to see.

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 02:46 PM (YxrSK)

249

Thank you Fish, you are doing a real trooper's job of helping me with my diet...

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 06:42 PM (5/yRG)

Pleased to be of service, and for dinner may I suggest prime rib with brown sauce, asparagus with cheese sauce, au gratin potatoes, dinner rolls, and for dessert, creme brulee. 

This from the guy on the same diet as Rush Limbaugh from Quick Weight Loss Centers.  It works.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:46 PM (M5t+h)

250 154 #141  From the story:

Even Obama seemed to recognize that he had gone on too long. He apologized -- in keeping with the spirit of the moment, not once, but twice. "Boy, that was a long answer. I'm sorry," he said, drawing nervous laughter that sounded somewhat like relief as he wrapped up.

The magic's wearing off.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus)


Or to put it more succinctly.

Posted by: sandbagger at April 03, 2010 02:46 PM (IOKTj)

251 Pictures like this.  Obama in front of cameras.  I remember what happed to Ahmed Shah Massoud.  These wing-nuts watch the news.  They're so deranged they could do anything.

Posted by: P Krugman at April 03, 2010 02:47 PM (ucq49)

252 "I see why there are so many open threads over at LGF"

All threads here are open.  Just like our ulcers, cankers, and other excrescences. LGF has enforcers that really enforce stuff.  Like expressing an opinion.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 02:48 PM (9b6FB)

253
But I'll say this. It's fun to make up new names for Allahproctologist. So there's that.

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 02:48 PM (YxrSK)

254 Wow. The back of the Dreyer's light ice cream container warns me that "sensitive individuals may experience a laxative effect from overuse of this product".

"Overuse" is the new term for gluttony? Don't think that quite fits...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:49 PM (yfJ6g)

255

 Ahhh, Cheetos crunchy. Have to type one-handed for a while. 

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 06:42 PM (9b6FB)

So you're the guy who complained to the doctor that your private parts turned orange while sitting in a bean bag chair watching the final four? Are you a freshman?

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:49 PM (M5t+h)

256 Well, fellow 'roons, it's time to light the grill. The grocer had a sale on bone-in ribeye steaks yesterday.  (For some reason, ever since March 20th, it seems like we all got the bone in.)

Anyway, the smoke will be applied, and the baked taters, broccoli and mushrooms.

Mmm-mmm-mmmm.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 02:52 PM (9b6FB)

257

"You guys. Like he's our better. "

Damn right, I'm better than you.  Why else would anyone include "Allah" in their handle.  I punch 360.

Posted by: Allahpunked at April 03, 2010 02:53 PM (ucq49)

258

"Overuse" is the new term for gluttony? Don't think that quite fits...

"Overuse" is the new term for using melted ice cream as a personal lubricant.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 02:54 PM (NA7sd)

259

254  LOL, you just about nailed the menu for Easter dinner tomorrow (except we're having carrot cake...I'm making it and I like carrot cake).

Tonight we dine on what is becoming a standard fare around here: red beans, rice, corn bread, and collards.  I'm going to be sooo ready for tomorrow.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 02:55 PM (5/yRG)

260
that's a common warning on a lot of ice cream, even the 'natural' ones.

What's the culprit, I wondered? Diglycerides.

MONO-AND DIGLYCERIDES These emulsifiers help mix ingredients that would not otherwise blend well. They consist of a fatty acid chain -- or two, in the case of diglycerides -- which is covalently bonded to a glycerol molecule through an ester linkage.

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 02:55 PM (YxrSK)

261 264 "Overuse" is the new term for using melted ice cream as a personal lubricant.


Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 02:57 PM (yfJ6g)

262 So you're the guy who complained to the doctor that your private parts turned orange while sitting in a bean bag chair watching the final four? Are you a freshman?

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 06:49 PM (M5t+h)

I was a freshman while you were still shittin' green.

I got ties older than you.

I got video game systems older than you.



That's all I got for now.

Posted by: K~Bob at April 03, 2010 02:58 PM (9b6FB)

263 Wish they would stop making clothes that are supposedly for women but seemingly aren't. [They only do that for plus sizes, & those are way too big.]

Those aren't made for women, either--they're made for really round teenyboppers.

Not a single pair of fat-sized women's jeans in Milwaukee that meet my modest requirements:  Inseam longer than 30", not bell-bottoms, hasn't been worn out to a barn to do chores before placed on the rack for sale. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 02:59 PM (RwvOw)

264 WTF? Why is Obama wearing his watch on his left hand? Maybe he's not actually left handed...

Being left handed myself, I have figured it out   He probably never had a watch band with a buckle.  Because the human body isn't really very good on both sides, a person would use their dominant hand to put their watch on.

Posted by: Pelayo at April 03, 2010 02:59 PM (C8qIl)

265

red beans, rice, corn bread, and collards

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 06:55 PM (5/yRG)

Sounds like a Lousiania menu, and combined with a few dobs of New Iberia mixed hot sauce and it sounds wun'erful.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 02:59 PM (M5t+h)

266 We need a new thread. I think we're all "bored with Obama" by now. Thank you in advance. bergerbilder

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 03, 2010 03:00 PM (S1Ttj)

267 It's mint chocolate chip, which I usually like, but it tastes like they dumped white sugar into the mix. Only 3g of sugar, though.

/I only use Sugar in the Raw & agave

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:01 PM (yfJ6g)

268
my Stop & Shop's have ready-roasted 'n warm whole chickens on sale for $5. They weigh about 2.5lbs.

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 03:03 PM (YxrSK)

269

We need a new thread. I think we're all "bored boned with by Obama" by now.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 03, 2010 07:00 PM (S1Ttj)  

FIFY

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 03:03 PM (M5t+h)

270 I'm not bored with Obama!  I love him!  I love love love love love him!

Oh look, a puppy!  Aww, look at the cute puppy.  I love puppies!  I love love love puppies!

Posted by: typical 52%er at April 03, 2010 03:03 PM (Gk/wA)

271 268 So you're the guy who complained to the doctor that your private parts turned orange while sitting in a bean bag chair watching the final four? Are you a freshman?

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 06:49 PM (M5t+h)

I was a freshman while you were still shittin' green.

I got ties older than you.

I got video game systems older than you.

 

Young whippersnappers!

I use to sit on the floor, listening on the radio, when the NIT decided the National Championship

Posted by: stick that in your pipe, and smoke it at April 03, 2010 03:03 PM (ucq49)

272 Hey Miss80'sBaby, why do you use the "/" at the beginning of some of your comments?  I see some other people doing it and I don't quite get it

Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2010 03:04 PM (Gk/wA)

273

I use to sit on the floor, listening on the radio, when the NIT decided the National Championship

Posted by: stick that in your pipe, and smoke it at April 03, 2010 07:03 PM (ucq49)

My fondest memory is sitting on the floor tuning the Superhetrodyne on Sunday evening listening to Green Hornet, Superman, Spider Lady, Amos & Andy, and lastly, The Chronicles of Barack the Savior.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 03:06 PM (M5t+h)

274
I bet it's because Miss A-T's accidentally hits that key when she hits the right Shift key.

Am I right, Alex?

Posted by: This is rape-rape at April 03, 2010 03:06 PM (YxrSK)

275 269 Regular Levi's are great. I have found several pairs in different shades of blue that are higher-waisted & haven't been "distressed". I like slightly flared or boot-leg jeans, because straight-leg ones make me look funny.

Buying shirts, on the other hand, is a major hassle. How do you accommodate a big bust on a smaller body without looking preggers? They still haven't quite figured that one out.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:07 PM (yfJ6g)

276 I use to sit on the floor, listening on the radio, when the NIT decided the National Championship

When I was your age, sonny, we sat around the window waiting for the carrier pigeons to bring us news on the basketball championship

Posted by: old geezer at April 03, 2010 03:07 PM (Gk/wA)

277

WTF? Why is Obama wearing his watch on his left hand? Maybe he's not actually left handed...

Being left handed myself, I have figured it out   He probably never had a watch band with a buckle.  Because the human body isn't really very good on both sides, a person would use their dominant hand to put their watch on.

 

I donÂ’t understand these comments. IÂ’m left handed and I wear my watch on my left arm? Do people wear their watches on the opposite arm usually?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 03, 2010 03:07 PM (RZ8pf)

278 278 Hey Miss80'sBaby, why do you use the "/" at the beginning of some of your comments?  I see some other people doing it and I don't quite get it.

Sometimes it just means you have something to add -- say, a disclaimer of further explanation-- & you don't want it to be as noticeable. So, you want people to read it, but not have it stand-out as much. Other times, you use "/" in place of a sarc tag. So, instead of typing "/s", you just use "/".

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:10 PM (yfJ6g)

279 I donÂ’t understand these comments. IÂ’m left handed and I wear my watch on my left arm? Do people wear their watches on the opposite arm usually?

I do - I use my dominant hand (right) to put my watch on my opposite wrist because it's physically impossible to use my right hand to put a watch on my right wrist

Posted by: old geezer at April 03, 2010 03:10 PM (Gk/wA)

280 oops

Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2010 03:10 PM (Gk/wA)

281 About 2 hours until Red Letter Media's Review of Attack of the Clones.  I can't wait!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:11 PM (c0A3e)

282 283 I'm right-handed but wear my watch on my left. It's too difficult for me to buckle on the right.

/Looks horrible when I paint the nails on my right hand, too.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:12 PM (yfJ6g)

283

I do - I use my dominant hand (right) to put my watch on my opposite wrist because it's physically impossible to use my right hand to put a watch on my right wrist.

 

Wow, now IÂ’m going to start looking at everybody I know to see what side their watch is on. Of course it seems like these days lots of people donÂ’t even bother wearing a watch. But I always feel kind of nekkid without one.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 03, 2010 03:12 PM (RZ8pf)

284

"When I was your age, sonny, we sat around the window waiting for the carrier pigeons to bring us news on the basketball championship"

Oh yea?  Well I used to babysit James Naismith.

Posted by: fingers crossed at April 03, 2010 03:12 PM (ucq49)

285

271  Hot sauce is not optional (except for the toddlers) and yes it's seasoned with a little bit of fat back (if we have it) and garlic/onions (which is perhaps optional for some, but not around here), but I'm not from Louisiana.  That and homemade mac n cheese and biscuits n' gravy (not together of course) -- has been a standard family hard times fare around here when the meat freezer is about empty and the garden hasn't come in yet.

 

Heather, you've given me a great idea for a cottage industry: for a slight fee I will authentically distress jeans.  Nothing says "hip" like authentic barn stains and rips, no?  Have you tried Rural King (or Farm and Fleet)?  They carry jeans that actually fit like jeans still.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 03, 2010 03:12 PM (5/yRG)

286 287 About 2 hours until Red Letter Media's Review of Attack of the Clones.  I can't wait!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus)



Yes life has meaning again!

Posted by: sandbagger at April 03, 2010 03:13 PM (IOKTj)

287

Of course for left handed people weÂ’re more used to having to adapt to using things with our right hand, since so many things are based on a right handed person using them, so it isnÂ’t that big a deal to fasten a watch on your left arm.

 

You know what thing really pisses me off thatÂ’s designed for right handed people? Ladles.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 03, 2010 03:15 PM (RZ8pf)

288 Here's a Wash Times opinion piece to get everybody in a different mood (notice I didn't say "better"):

Internet taxation is on the way

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:15 PM (c0A3e)

289 The 11th Doctor is on Doctor Who tonight, but I can't bring myself to watch. He definitely has the quirky down (like the older doctors), but the slightly-emo look is still distracting. Matt also looks 14, which doesn't help.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:16 PM (yfJ6g)

290 #292  Yes life has meaning again!

Yes, especially after since I beat GoW3.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:16 PM (c0A3e)

291 #291  Heather, you've given me a great idea for a cottage industry: for a slight fee I will authentically distress jeans.

Are those artificially bleached jeans still in style?  I remember seeing them early 00's and hated how one could pay $40 and up for a pair of jeans that look like somebody went overboard with the Clorox.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:18 PM (c0A3e)

292 Regular Levi's are great. I have found several pairs in different shades of blue that are higher-waisted & haven't been "distressed".


Yeah, and no retail outlet carries them in sizes larger than 16.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 03:18 PM (RwvOw)

293 293 You know what thing really pisses me off thatÂ’s designed for right handed people? Ladles.

Wouldn't that cause you to almost hit yourself in the head or chest? Or make you move your arm in a strange way?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:19 PM (yfJ6g)

294 I know exactly how you feel girl.....

Posted by: typical CBS viewer during halftime show at April 03, 2010 03:19 PM (5RB+I)

295

The 11th Doctor is on Doctor Who tonight, but I can't bring myself to watch. He definitely has the quirky down (like the older doctors), but the slightly-emo look is still distracting. Matt also looks 14, which doesn't help.

 

I was wondering how the new doctor was. I havenÂ’t been able to bring myself to watch it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 03, 2010 03:19 PM (RZ8pf)

296 298 Yeah, and no retail outlet carries them in sizes larger than 16.

Have you checked Walmart, Sam's, or Costco? I think they have 16+. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:21 PM (yfJ6g)

297

You know what thing really pisses me off thatÂ’s designed for right handed people? Ladles.

Fuck'n a right. Assholes won't put a little indent on both sides because they suck.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 03:22 PM (NA7sd)

298 Heather, you've given me a great idea for a cottage industry: for a slight fee I will authentically distress jeans.

That's a pretty good idea.  I don't know what chemical finish they use for the ground-in brown stains...

Tried Farm and Fleet.  Only had "petite length" in large sizes...Lee, not Levi's.  I suspect all the other tall, wide women in Wisconsin beat me to the long length.  Sigh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 03:22 PM (RwvOw)

299

Wouldn't that cause you to almost hit yourself in the head or chest? Or make you move your arm in a strange way?

 

Exactly, you canÂ’t use your left hand; you have to use your right hand, but it isnÂ’t all that smooth. Why not just manufacture them with the pour spout on both sides?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 03, 2010 03:23 PM (RZ8pf)

300 301 I was wondering how the new doctor was. I havenÂ’t been able to bring myself to watch it.

Here he is, PGiS. Interview with Jonathon Ross here.

I have some friends who are excited, but I just can't get into it; not my cup-of-tea, as they say. He's a good actor, & I like his other work -- but he doesn't make me feel like he's really the Doctor, not yet. But we shall see.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:24 PM (yfJ6g)

301 You know what thing really pisses me off thatÂ’s designed for right handed people? Ladles.

We've been figured out!

Posted by: Evil Ladle Cabal at April 03, 2010 03:24 PM (Gk/wA)

302 Have you checked Walmart, Sam's, or Costco? I think they have 16+.

WalMart has capris, pedal pushers, and cropped pants, but no jeans.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 03:24 PM (RwvOw)

303 Looking for a left handed ladle?  Look no further, neighbor-eeno.

Posted by: Ned Flanders at April 03, 2010 03:26 PM (YX6i/)

304 On the bright side, this time next year both Big Food and Big Denim will have been nationalized, so I won't have this problem anymore.

*snicker*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 03:26 PM (RwvOw)

305 308 WalMart has capris, pedal pushers, and cropped pants, but no jeans.

That is strange, but maybe they have a wider selection due to where I live. [My temp. residence in a college town, which is still a semi-agrarian & manufacturing community.]

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:26 PM (yfJ6g)

306

Looking for a left handed ladle?  Look no further, neighbor-eeno.

I shouldn't have to buy a special one though. And fancy hotel buffets still have the righty ladles. Am I supposed to carry around my ladle when I dine at the Ahwahnee?

I'm gonna open a restraunt and only have left-handed ladles.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 03:29 PM (NA7sd)

307 I'm gonna open a restraunt and only have left-handed ladles.

We're on to you. 

Posted by: Evil Ladle Cabal at April 03, 2010 03:31 PM (Gk/wA)

308 I am Looking for productive slogans for NYC Tea Party signs; not cute-cute, but biting-effective; NYC Tea Party will have major media coverage (because the lazy media is just a few blocks away).  So there's a big value to getting good signage...

I will post this in several places.  Click on my "Posted by," below to respond by Twitter or AskParisParamus at gmail (obviously, post it here as well). 


Posted by: ParisParamus at April 03, 2010 03:32 PM (rgdra)

309 In the past year or so, I've noticed WalMart has been trying to lure in a higher class of customer with "fashion" and "design."  No more cheap sweatpants--fashion workout wear.  Even the assemble-yourself furniture is all faux-Ikea "design" and correspondingly expensive.

Annoying.

Posted by: HeatherRadish, fat white trash at April 03, 2010 03:32 PM (RwvOw)

310 This thread is deader than a head on collision between a semi and an armadillo, on a West TX highway in August. 

Posted by: stinks too at April 03, 2010 03:33 PM (ucq49)

311 93 She didn't get her Unicorn and she knows after listening to him that it's not coming.

Well, it's coming, but unfortunately, it's coming C.O.D.

And deceased- did anyone mention that?

Posted by: backhoe at April 03, 2010 03:33 PM (YH9yC)

312 316 This thread is deader than a head on collision between a semi and an armadillo, on a West TX highway in August.

We've got a ladle for that.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2010 03:34 PM (Gk/wA)

313 314 Michelle Malkin or zombie at Zombietime usually have good tea party pics. You could always borrow from one of those. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:34 PM (yfJ6g)

314 And so do we. 

Posted by: Evil Ladle Cabal at April 03, 2010 03:34 PM (Gk/wA)

315 Little girl's ennui is concerning her new neighbors....The 20-40 thousand new muslims from the gaza that O and Hill signed off on.

The not checking any passengers of muslim countries coming to U.S.

She is thinking her burka is going to be so chic......

The 40 million new illegals are opting for t.b. smallpox, measles, and taking your foreclosed home.....

USA USA

Posted by: non_dhimmie at April 03, 2010 03:35 PM (zACGu)

316 316 This thread is deader than a head on collision between a semi and an armadillo, on a West TX highway in August.

Or as lame as Hermes after I cut off his legs and took his sandals.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:35 PM (c0A3e)

317 317 93 C.O.D. & D.O.A., what a crummy combination.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby is avoiding finishing work on her filing cabinet at April 03, 2010 03:36 PM (yfJ6g)

318 On the bright side, Cabelas had big-enough nylon hiking pants with zip-off legs.  So I'm all ready to be marched up the Bavarian Alps next fall.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 03:36 PM (RwvOw)

319

"I am Looking for productive slogans for NYC Tea Party signs"

Obama's Pay-Go

You Pay

Or Go straight to jail

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at April 03, 2010 03:36 PM (ucq49)

320 This threads deader than ___________ chance of winning the NCAA Championship.

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 03:36 PM (M5t+h)

321 Actually the darker the better for jeans right now. However, it is in for them to be torn which I think looks stupid. You want to not distress them but wear them as dark as possible.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2010 03:36 PM (I1HDG)

322 315 In the past year or so, I've noticed WalMart has been trying to lure in a higher class of customer with "fashion" and "design."  No more cheap sweatpants--fashion workout wear.  Even the assemble-yourself furniture is all faux-Ikea "design" and correspondingly expensive.

You don't need cheap sweatpants.  All you need are ladles.

Posted by: Evil Ladle Cabal at April 03, 2010 03:37 PM (Gk/wA)

323 315 Ja, & so is Target. You have an Atwoods?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby is avoiding finishing work on her filing cabinet at April 03, 2010 03:37 PM (yfJ6g)

324 This threads deader than Anna Kournikova's chances of winning a championship

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 03:39 PM (M5t+h)

325 330 This threads deader than Anna Kournikova's chances of winning a championship

Deader than Zeus after I pounded his head to a pulp with my fists.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:40 PM (c0A3e)

326 I'm right-handed but wear my watch on my left. It's too difficult for me to buckle on the right.

Ditto. But that's because I take a pulse with the right hand.

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 03, 2010 03:40 PM (tr6Dy)

327 O/T from Drudge: Kagan is serious possibility for next SCOTUS vacancy.  Ugh.  I have no doubt she's a flaming libtard, as evidenced by her looks.  She could be Janet Reno and Helen Thomas' love child.  Why are liberal women ugly?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2010 03:41 PM (Gk/wA)

328 327 When I was @ home in Houston, I actually saw fewer torn jeans. It was mostly low-rise flared ones for the smaller ones. Oh, & patches for the little girls. You know, like a big flower at the bottom of one leg.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:41 PM (yfJ6g)

329 I'm heading to the Easter Vigil where all my converts will be baptized and/or confirmed. I have a system set up to receive final four updates

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2010 03:42 PM (I1HDG)

330 Wow, look at the three Manson Girls to Obama's immediate right.  I didn't know they made parole.

Posted by: David2.0 at April 03, 2010 03:43 PM (Wjv9m)

331

 Why are liberal women ugly?

Copius amounts of drugs in the males helps their chance to breed.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 03:43 PM (NA7sd)

332 What's up with tiny URL?  It changed my work product?

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 03:43 PM (M5t+h)

333 333 From the article:

She won confirmation on a 61-31 vote, with some Republicans voicing concern about her lack of courtroom experience and her opposition to on-campus military recruiting at Harvard.

So, she lacks RL experience & seemingly dislikes the military. Oh, that's just great.

/I can also guess where she stands on DADT

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:44 PM (yfJ6g)

334 "I am Looking for productive slogans for NYC Tea Party signs"

I still like the old stand by: Keep your laws off my body

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 03, 2010 03:44 PM (tr6Dy)

335 I am Looking for productive slogans for NYC Tea Party signs; not cute-cute, but biting-effective; NYC Tea Party will have major media coverage (because the lazy media is just a few blocks away).  So there's a big value to getting good signage...

One of my favorites: 
TOP GOVERNMENT JOB AVAILABLE
Applicant must be highly motivated to destroy America.

11/3/08  Postition has been filled.

Posted by: incognito at April 03, 2010 03:44 PM (u6X4c)

336 I have a system set up to receive final four updates

We've got a ladle that can do that.  Only for righties, of course.

Posted by: Evil Ladle Cabal at April 03, 2010 03:44 PM (Gk/wA)

337 #333  Thanks for the image, chemjeff.  I must go vomit now...just a minute.

Why are liberal women ugly?

Just because you aren't liberal doesn't mean your looks are optimized, *ponders my own dog-face in a mirror*.  The problem is such people are ugly on the inside.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:45 PM (c0A3e)

338 The problem is such people are ugly on the inside.


+1

Posted by: mpur in Texas at April 03, 2010 03:47 PM (tr6Dy)

339 You want to not distress them but wear them as dark as possible.

Maybe that just hasn't filtered down to Milwaukee yet.  Torn (sometimes mended with contrasting thread) and frayed and bleach-spotted everywhere. 

Admittedly, there probably aren't a lot of fat women here who work with old men who dress like dorks/will be crawling all over USMC field equipment for the next three months who need pants. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 03:47 PM (RwvOw)

340 This thread is deader than Helen Thomas's uterus.

Posted by: Billy J. Clinton at April 03, 2010 03:47 PM (YX6i/)

341 Just because you aren't liberal doesn't mean your looks are optimized,

Oh I'm well aware of that.  Take, for instance, this recent snapshot of myself.  I think I could use more definition in my pecs.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2010 03:47 PM (Gk/wA)

342 DON'T TREAD ON ME!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2010 03:48 PM (ucxC/)

343

We've got a ladle that can do that.  Only for righties, of course.

I will destroy you!

Posted by: Morbo, member of the Left-Wing Media at April 03, 2010 03:48 PM (NA7sd)

344

Why are liberal women ugly?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 03, 2010 07:41 PM (Gk/wA)

Well, I wouldn't call Senator Barbara Mikulski a SI candidate, but I would call her a beastly cretin who cracks glass with her shrill voice.  

 

Posted by: Fish at April 03, 2010 03:48 PM (M5t+h)

345 348

We've got a ladle that can do that.  Only for righties, of course.

I will destroy you!


There's a reason we are called the evil ladle cabal.  You'd better keep an eye on your ladle if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: Evil Ladle Cabal at April 03, 2010 03:50 PM (Gk/wA)

346 #347Oh I'm well aware of that.  Take, for instance, this recent snapshot of myself.  I think I could use more definition in my pecs.

Hercules?  You live?  I pounded your face in with the Nemean Cestus the last time we met...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 03, 2010 03:50 PM (c0A3e)

347

"This thread is deader than Helen Thomas's uterus."

Less used too.

Posted by: Washington Whispers at April 03, 2010 03:50 PM (ucq49)

348 Oh, Miss Kagan went to the University of Chicago Law & wrote for Harvard Law Review. She also served under Pres. Clinton on both the White House Counsel & Domestic Counsel panels. Orrin Hatch killed her chances for the D.C. Circuit in 1999.

Oh, & I was right: During her deanship, Kagan supported a long-standing policy barring military recruiters from campus, because she felt that the military's Don't ask, don't tell policy discriminated against homosexuals.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:51 PM (yfJ6g)

349 During her deanship, Kagan supported a long-standing policy barring military recruiters from campus, because she felt that the military's Don't ask, don't tell policy discriminated against homosexuals.

So frustrating to realize we can't air-drop her into Taliban territory.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 03, 2010 03:53 PM (RwvOw)

350

There's a reason we are called the evil ladle cabal.  You'd better keep an eye on your ladle if you know what's good for you.

Morbo has no need for the ladles of verman. Though he will enlist the help of his good friend Richard Nixon to help destroy you.

Posted by: Morbo, member of the Left-Wing Media at April 03, 2010 03:53 PM (NA7sd)

351 Fresh meat topside.

Posted by: AoSHQ pirhanna at April 03, 2010 03:53 PM (ucq49)

352 So frustrating to realize we can't air-drop her into Taliban territory.

Have you seen her picture?  I think she'd qualify as a "bunker-buster".

Posted by: Evil Ladle Cabal at April 03, 2010 03:54 PM (Gk/wA)

353 On January 5, 2009, President-elect  Obama announced he would nominate Kagan to be Solicitor General. Before this appointment she had limited courtroom experience. She had never argued a case at trial, and had not argued before the SCOTUS. 

Kagan made her first appearance in oral argument before the Supreme Court on September 9, 2009, in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 558 U.S. ___ (2010).


^ This case is the one that Obama complained about @ the SOTU, when Alito shook his head.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 03, 2010 03:56 PM (yfJ6g)

354

She had never argued a case at trial

wonderful.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 03, 2010 03:59 PM (NA7sd)

355 I'd have a lot of tea party signage about the pravda media if I were in charge. Like "Hey Marxist Spewing Media, we want the FACTS", Or maybe by channel and see if they catch the full message. Hey Always Biased Channel, We want the truth, Nursing Barack and Commies, where are the facts ..... .... But thats just me. I was not tuned in to the media bias until they went batshit crazy smearing Palin and I've been royally pissed at them ever since. 'Hell hath no fury like a redhead fooled'

Posted by: PaleRider at April 03, 2010 04:32 PM (bW9IA)

356 15 years or so in state mental institution restores enthusiasm.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 03, 2010 05:05 PM (Zr5VO)

357

1.The look at Obama from the mom 2 heads up from the bored girl is prima facie evidence of sexual harassment in 17 states & DC.

2.The little girl finally realized what Obama's #1 finance guy Warren Buffet means when he says that if you look around the table and don't see the mark, you're it*.

*As of September 30, 2009, each AmericanÂ’s share of the $62.3 trillion national fiscal burden was over $200,000.

Posted by: motionview at April 03, 2010 05:18 PM (+t7Kg)

358 306 He's a good actor, & I like his other work -- but he doesn't make me feel like he's really the Doctor, not yet. --------- The important question, of course, is "can he beat that Tennant fellow around the track in a reasonably priced car?"

Posted by: Anachronda at April 03, 2010 05:38 PM (LD+ZJ)

359 322 Or as lame as Hermes after I cut off his legs and took his sandals. -------------- What do you have against bureaucrats from Jamaica?

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at April 03, 2010 05:39 PM (LD+ZJ)

360

What do you have against bureaucrats from Jamaica?

Yeah, WTF?

Posted by: Sir Thomas Modyford at April 03, 2010 06:33 PM (pL71T)

361

 26 "I wish my daddy hadn't run off with that S. E. Cupp look-a-like."

Hey, I noticed the last time she was on Red Eye, old S.E. is getting kind of big in the haunches.

Nothing wrong with that.

Bigger the cushion, better the pushin'.

Posted by: Aaron at April 03, 2010 06:52 PM (XUIJ5)

362 Little Klan member in the making, no doubt.

Posted by: Good Lt. at April 03, 2010 07:05 PM (n/M5O)

363 I love the smell of liberal white guilt in the morning

Posted by: dj at April 03, 2010 08:01 PM (HMSI9)

364 Looks like an out of control and irresponsible crowd. They should be nuked from orbit.

Posted by: ray at April 03, 2010 09:36 PM (9+P9E)

365

lol Obama goes into a crowd of friendlies and gets himself needlessly unhinged over a tax question. He assassinates the crowd with boredom.

I hope smart folks are watching that, taking note of how to throw the mouth-agape "uh, unnh" moron off his game.

Posted by: Cowboy at April 03, 2010 11:44 PM (zwrlc)

366 What a closely cropped picture.  The crowd looks undeep.

what were there, 12 people there?

Posted by: Thea at April 04, 2010 02:36 AM (/3dGX)

367 How did that empty suit get elected? What were people thinking? The dynamics of that election were the most freakish events to ever occur in this country and even anywhere in recorded history. I continue to be incredulous that that madness occurred. An anomoly? I think not. It could be a sign that End Of Days are beginning. Beam me up, Scotty.

Posted by: Brian & Dianne at April 04, 2010 05:28 AM (ITzbJ)

368

Could it be? Monica L. with Clinton's natural child 11 years on.

Posted by: jesse helms think-alike at April 04, 2010 07:44 AM (F05ih)

369 Very nice post, good work.
Very helpeful.

Gregor S.
free sms
songtexte

Posted by: gregor at April 04, 2010 08:08 AM (gGMUX)

370 Off to the re-education camps - aka public schools - with her.

Posted by: Clever Moniker at April 04, 2010 12:11 PM (qs11W)

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