January 01, 2010

Bowl Games Open Thread
— Gabriel Malor

Don't really know what's going on. But you guys deserve cheer:

NOBODY is looking at her elbows.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:23 AM | Comments (227)
Post contains 25 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Go Bearcats!

Posted by: Jack is Back! at January 01, 2010 07:24 AM (lbJL2)

2 Waxing FTW!

Posted by: EC at January 01, 2010 07:30 AM (iWj1i)

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 07:30 AM (QrA9E)

4 I am.

Posted by: Elbow Looker At Er at January 01, 2010 07:30 AM (L+dBi)

5 oops, that is a link to SI for bowl game scores and schedule

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 07:30 AM (QrA9E)

6 Can't really see her elbows, but her shoes sure could use a good polishing. Slacker.

Posted by: Cyn at January 01, 2010 07:31 AM (aANPE)

7 Almost tossed me out of the boat!

Posted by: Little man at January 01, 2010 07:32 AM (L+dBi)

8 NOBODY is looking at her elbows.

Umm ... no, no we're not.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at January 01, 2010 07:37 AM (ZgE80)

9 I thought it was weird that GWB was a cheerleader.  Now it makes sense.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at January 01, 2010 07:39 AM (f4sLg)

10 Thighs like pillars of the morning.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 07:41 AM (PD1tk)

11 The Outback Bowl is a shootout.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 07:43 AM (PD1tk)

12 SEC once again kicking ass over the big ten.

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 07:44 AM (QrA9E)

13 is that a piercing?

Posted by: jcp at January 01, 2010 07:46 AM (DHNp4)

14 Or a tattoo?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 01, 2010 07:49 AM (i3AsK)

15 the picture looks like a cut-n-paste to me.

anyways, DiT is really slipping if Gabe is not only beating him to creating a football/bowl game thread, but also a cheerleader pic.  Just for that, go bama! 

and happy Hangover Day.

Posted by: A.G. at January 01, 2010 07:49 AM (jBPzC)

16 Go Buckeyes!!!  Pluck those ducks!

Posted by: Thursby at January 01, 2010 07:50 AM (0o7RP)

17 Auburn's got to keep its offense on the field.

Posted by: Bugler at January 01, 2010 07:50 AM (YCVBL)

18 Don't they have white go-go boots in Ohio? 

Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2010 07:54 AM (9Wv2j)

19 I don't have a dog in this fight, but this Auburn coach needs to lay off the crystal.

Posted by: Winston Smith at January 01, 2010 07:54 AM (BFqyO)

20 Male cheerleader.
Best job in the world.

Posted by: Shannow at January 01, 2010 07:56 AM (LJcef)

21 Ohio State?  Really?  That bunch of overrated pansies?  Ugh.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 01, 2010 08:05 AM (Gk/wA)

22 re: 16

oregon is my baby sister's school.  besides, your team is named after a tree.

Posted by: A.G. at January 01, 2010 08:06 AM (jBPzC)

23 War Eagle!

Posted by: Bugler at January 01, 2010 08:06 AM (YCVBL)

24 A Buckeye is a tree?

Posted by: Shannow at January 01, 2010 08:07 AM (LJcef)

25 Touchdown Auburn!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 08:10 AM (PD1tk)

26 1 Go Bearcats!

Posted by: Jack is Back

Ohhhhhhh...Ohhhhhh...Ohhhhhh

Dun Dun DunDun

UC!!!!!

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 01, 2010 08:10 AM (AnTyA)

27 re: shannow/24

yep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesculus_glabra

Posted by: A.G. at January 01, 2010 08:12 AM (jBPzC)

28 NICE SHAVE!

Posted by: Kemp at January 01, 2010 08:18 AM (2+9Yx)

29 Gonna go have to go with Mike Leach on the whole firing thing. His story rings true, Craig James using his position to further his sons football career and probably letting TT know that if they didn't do what he wanted, he'd use his job on ESPN for his propaganda.

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 08:46 AM (XllG0)

30

Go Buckeyes!!!  Pluck those ducks!      Posted by: Thursby at January 01, 2010 11:50 AM (0o7RP)

You Sir, or mam, get the honor of being the first person in 2010 I get to say ,In Your Dreams Sponge Bob now Go Fuck Yourself., to.

GO DUCKS!!!!

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at January 01, 2010 08:52 AM (3IZGh)

31 Thanks A.G.

Learn something new every year.

Posted by: Shannow at January 01, 2010 08:53 AM (LJcef)

32 lol.  now that that's out of the way, we can go back to being morons.

Posted by: A.G. at January 01, 2010 09:01 AM (jBPzC)

33

Mr. Malor, I for one salute you for stepping up to the bat.

Good job, dude.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 09:02 AM (GkYyh)

34 Exactly.
I say new year, new bottle.
Bottoms up!

Posted by: Shannow at January 01, 2010 09:03 AM (LJcef)

35

Mmmm, chunky mid-western thighs mmmmm.


Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:07 AM (cu6FF)

36
Bowden doesn't even know what stadium they're playing in today.  Shovel some dirt on that cadaver already.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:10 AM (cu6FF)

37 Man, this is gonna be one long marathon day of football couch potatodom for the Soapster. Better change my nic to 'spuds'.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at January 01, 2010 09:10 AM (554T5)

38 I like your thinking, Shannow.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 09:10 AM (GkYyh)

39 20 year old neck breakers

Posted by: Shannow at January 01, 2010 09:11 AM (LJcef)

40 OK, Gabe, I'll be the one to ask.  Are you sure you're gay?

Posted by: pep at January 01, 2010 09:14 AM (DZyVK)

41

How did we ever survive without bowl games in high def? 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:15 AM (cu6FF)

42

How did we ever survive without bowl games in high def? 

I think it's kind of like having  poor eyesight then getting glasses or contacts.

And of course you are never going back.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 09:18 AM (GkYyh)

43
Disgusting that there is such a thing as "The Capital One Bowl".   I loathe the ncaa.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:21 AM (cu6FF)

44 Judging from WVU's first possession in the Gator Bowls, couches will burn all over West-by-God tonight.

p.s., Tennessee still sucks!

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 09:22 AM (rTGYp)

45
Jo Pa scoffs at Urban Meyers' leave of absence.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:24 AM (cu6FF)

46

I picked the Big 10 to go 3W-4L in bowl games this year. I'm beginning to think I was too optimistic in my appraisal.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2010 09:27 AM (AMYl0)

47 Speaking of high def, man those WVA uniforms are bright. Hell, deer hunters should use that color around here.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 09:28 AM (GkYyh)

48 NW scores 14 unanswered to tie.  Whoa.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 09:39 AM (PD1tk)

49
I would dearly love to see Penn State punk LSU.   I am so fucking sick of sec jackoffs.

Touchdown, Nittany Lions. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:40 AM (cu6FF)

50

NW scores 14 unanswered to tie.  Whoa.

That last score was all missed tackles. Look at the records of these teams. NW should be kinking their asses based on tyhe record but when you are in the SEC you play real teams.

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 09:43 AM (QrA9E)

51
No offense, Toby.  


You Alabama jerkwad,

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:43 AM (cu6FF)

52

Wow, NU ties it up! Didn't think they had a prayer.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2010 09:44 AM (AMYl0)

53
"kinking their asses"

Whoa...

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:44 AM (cu6FF)

54 Indeed, my Rammer Jammer is all warmed up for the 7th.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 09:45 AM (PD1tk)

55
Obviously we need to place a gentleman's wager on the upcoming game.  A bottle of Makers?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:47 AM (cu6FF)

56

Well another damn interception. Auburn deserves to lose this game big time.

Does anyone know if the Barret-Jackon over at speed is a new one or a re-run?

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 09:54 AM (QrA9E)

57 TD Auburn!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 09:56 AM (PD1tk)

58
Now what now?  Pulling for the War Eagle?  I thought you Yeller Hammers got your membership yanked for that.

WTF is Ttech thinking, anyway?  They're never going to win 11 games again, ever.  Craig James is a tool.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:01 AM (cu6FF)

59 Vic, I think it's a rerun.

Barrett-Jackson schedule shows Scottsdale on from the 18th to 24th.

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/eventschedule/

Posted by: Shannow at January 01, 2010 10:08 AM (LJcef)

60 Now what now?  Pulling for the War Eagle?  I thought you Yeller Hammers got your membership yanked for that.

I'm SEC all the way.  I pull for Auburn every game except the last of the season.

Noblesse oblige, as it were.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:09 AM (PD1tk)

61 TD Auburn!  I'm feeling better about this game.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:10 AM (PD1tk)

62

I'm feeling like it's about time to start drinkin'.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:12 AM (cu6FF)

63 Start?!?  I delirious on NyQuil already.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:13 AM (PD1tk)

64
Dammit I hate playing catch-up.

*drinks*

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:17 AM (cu6FF)

65

Dammit I hate playing catch-up.

That's what Mr. Heinz said. He later changed his mind.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 10:20 AM (GkYyh)

66 Damn.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:30 AM (PD1tk)

67
This is the best damn day of the year. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:32 AM (1n5GK)

68 Quarterback Obama: Fore!

Posted by: thanks, mofo at January 01, 2010 10:32 AM (gbCNS)

69 LSU needs to get their ass in gear.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:33 AM (PD1tk)

70
LSU is eyeing that chicken.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:35 AM (1n5GK)

71 Holy shit!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:36 AM (PD1tk)

72 Jesus Toby, this game is wild.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 10:36 AM (GkYyh)

73 A fumble???

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 10:38 AM (GkYyh)

74 Twice a 14 point lead has evaporated.  I'm seasick from all this momentum changing.

And now Auburn fumbles.  Great, just great.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:38 AM (PD1tk)

75 Disgusting that there is such a thing as "The Capital One Bowl".   I loathe the ncaa.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:21 PM (cu6FF)

That field is a complete fucking disgrace when you consider the all purjpose turf that's available today; it's in worse shape than JoePa.  I'm so happy the ncaa feels the need to protect these dogshit bowl cities so they can rake it in from the fuckwits that travel to these travesties.  Meanwhile a player will probably shred a tendon/ligament trying to plant a foot in the fucking goo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 01, 2010 10:40 AM (VGeGl)

76
Holy Crap!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:40 AM (1n5GK)

77 This is it Toby...

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 10:43 AM (GkYyh)

78 Missed!!!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:44 AM (PD1tk)

79 No, it isn't. O.T.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 10:44 AM (GkYyh)

80

Not sure if I would rather see Tim Brando or Jesse Palmer on fire.  Preferably both.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:45 AM (1n5GK)

81 If Auburn loses this, they have no one to blame but themselves.  Sloppy play all game.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:47 AM (PD1tk)

82 Was LSU told by the officiating crew that recovering a fumble or intercepting a pass is illegal for some reason?

And our offense?  Don't get me started.  We may be overrated at 108th.

Posted by: Bust of Billy Cannon at January 01, 2010 10:47 AM (ZgE80)

83

So Toby, you have a 6-pack of NyQuil?

(laughs)

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 10:48 AM (GkYyh)

84

Offense?  Les Miles can't even spell it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:48 AM (1n5GK)

85 My New Year's resolution is to look more like that cheerleader.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 01, 2010 10:50 AM (ubVcw)

86 So you'll be shaving then?

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:50 AM (PD1tk)

87 Arg!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 10:51 AM (PD1tk)

88

Ummm, Miss'80s,

Do you need a lift?

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 10:53 AM (GkYyh)

89
Obviously, my NYR is to help Miss80's achieve that goal.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 10:58 AM (1n5GK)

90

Holy shit!!!

What a way to end the game.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:01 AM (GkYyh)

91 Not over yet.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 11:01 AM (PD1tk)

92 Oops, nevermind.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:02 AM (GkYyh)

93 This Auburn/NW game is definitely entertaining.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 11:02 AM (rTGYp)

94

Holy Crap again!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:03 AM (1n5GK)

95 Missed!!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 11:03 AM (PD1tk)

96 Jesus, now the kicker is out. Man this game is something else.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:04 AM (GkYyh)

97 Unbelievable.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 11:05 AM (PD1tk)

98

*drinks*

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:05 AM (1n5GK)

99 Wow.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 11:07 AM (rTGYp)

100 Holy Shit!  Epic Fail!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 11:07 AM (PD1tk)

101 What the hell just happened?

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:07 AM (GkYyh)

102 Way to blow chance after chance N.Western.

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 11:08 AM (XllG0)

103

GO!  All Ohio teams.. Cincinnati, Ohio State, Bowling Green. Ohio University (Athens).. Oh hell, Bowling Green, and Ohio university already lost.  Can Florida and Oregon Ducks made it a clean sweep?

Posted by: mystry at January 01, 2010 11:08 AM (kmgIE)

104

Well farts.  Somehow good for Gene Chizik, but damn.  Completely unearned.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:09 AM (1n5GK)

105 The hell is it with coaches and stupid decisions this year? Is there some contest to see who can have the most embarrassing loss?

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 11:10 AM (XllG0)

106 That was a pretty good game. And Toby, try not to be insufferable.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:11 AM (GkYyh)

107

That game's going to be hard to top.  Idaho/BG was outstanding the last 5 mins, now this. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:13 AM (1n5GK)

108

Heh!  The surgeon I'm on call with is an LSU alum (undergrad).  As long as this game is on, there is no way in hell we will be working.  He'll just have the ICU nurses turn up the Nitro.  My sis and bro went to Penn State.  Go Nittany Lions!  Penn State, really great!

And boy, you aren't kidding about the abysmal field conditions.  Someone is going to get really hurt.

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:14 AM (CfmlF)

109 Oh, and U-Dub barely lost to LSU (our first game this year), so that gives me hope!

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:19 AM (CfmlF)

110
That's a fumble.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:23 AM (1n5GK)

111 Are we looking at her elbows...NOPE.  But those pom-pom's look pretty good.  And how about the poof hairdoo!  And that smi;le... To kill for!

Posted by: mystry at January 01, 2010 11:24 AM (kmgIE)

112

I thought so too, why the challenge?

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:24 AM (CfmlF)

113
I don't get the challenge.  Other than Les Miles is mildly retarded, but still, that's a fumble.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:25 AM (1n5GK)

114 woohoo, first down!

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:28 AM (CfmlF)

115 Come on boys, you're on the 3 yard line!

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:29 AM (CfmlF)

116 Dang, another field goal,  S'up with that?

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:30 AM (CfmlF)

117

I just switched over to that game. Man, no kidding that the feildis' a wreck.

Looks like a bunch of cows came through and crapped on it.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:31 AM (GkYyh)

118

And I would correct my spelling...

But I'm watching football

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:35 AM (GkYyh)

119 POOP!

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:37 AM (CfmlF)

120 GREEN POOP!

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 11:40 AM (XllG0)

121 Now now, no need to swear.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:42 AM (GkYyh)

122

I'm worried that LSU has found their catalyst.  PSU needs some Joementum!!!

 

OK, I have to go cut up some fruit for a fruit plate I'm taking to my aunt's house.  Yell if something exciting happens (my very phlegmatic husband won't say anything!)  Drats!  They just got another good punt return! 

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 11:45 AM (CfmlF)

123 Crush yer head like a grape, she could.

Posted by: I.P. Address at January 01, 2010 11:48 AM (RgraA)

124
Right back in this.  Dammit.  Somebody must have unplugged The Hat's headset.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:50 AM (1n5GK)

125 OH RUNNINGRN...

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 11:51 AM (GkYyh)

126 And Toby, try not to be insufferable.

Unpossible!  I'm both a native-born Texan and an Alabama alum.  Insufferable is in our charter.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 11:52 AM (PD1tk)

127
Unpossible!  I'm both a native-born Texan and an Alabama alum.


Yeah, that's pretty much genetic with that combo.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:54 AM (1n5GK)

128 How things turn out is always weird.  I moved to Alabama from Odessa in grade school and the kickball teams were divided Alabama / Auburn.  I had no clue, so I went with Alabama.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 11:56 AM (PD1tk)

129
Never, EVER seen chicks that hot working at Taco Bell. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 11:59 AM (1n5GK)

130

 I moved to Alabama from Odessa.

Texas? Or is there another Odessa?

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 12:07 PM (GkYyh)

131 Texas?

That's the one.  I was born in San Angelo in Tom Green county, but my people are from Rowena and Miles in Runnels county.

God's country, 'cause no one else will have it.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:10 PM (PD1tk)

132 So is University of Wisconsin - Madison in a Bowl today? Go Badgers!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 01, 2010 12:11 PM (z5d8x)

133
You'll be back, Tobs.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:11 PM (1n5GK)

134 You'll be back

No doubt.  I have a cemetery plot in Miles so I can rest with my fathers, but Mrs928 wants to be buried in Georgia.  Whoever dies last wins.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:13 PM (PD1tk)

135 129
Never, EVER seen chicks that hot working at Taco Bell.

I have, gotta go to the good side of town to see 'em though. Everywhere else it's the usual skanks who are only there because their probation/parole requires them to have a job.

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 12:14 PM (XllG0)

136
Whoever dies last wins.

That's hilarious in a bunch of ways.

LSU is now fondling the chicken.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:15 PM (1n5GK)

137 Yep.  A field goal can win it for PS.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:16 PM (PD1tk)

138 My LSU alum neighbors got their flag flyin' out front.

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 12:17 PM (XllG0)

139

I don't know. I just can't see a Texas boy rooting for some Alabama team. Just don't seem right.

But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 12:17 PM (GkYyh)

140

Oh, shit.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 01, 2010 12:17 PM (1n5GK)

141 1st and goal.  Les Miles seems unfazed.  He really is brain damaged I think.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:18 PM (PD1tk)

142

Les knows his Wolverines can pull this out with less than a minute left.


What?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:21 PM (1n5GK)

143 I just can't see a Texas boy rooting for some Alabama team.

You think that's bad?  My mother, a Germanish Texian, graduated from Oklahoma.  Talk about cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:21 PM (PD1tk)

144

No doubt.  I have a cemetery plot in Miles so I can rest with my fathers, but Mrs928 wants to be buried in Georgia.

IRONY

I am from GA and my wife is from Littlefield, Texas.

Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2010 12:23 PM (QrA9E)

145

My mother, a Germanish Texian, graduated from Oklahoma.

Ouch.  My SiL is ttech undergrad/OU masters.   Broke her father's heart. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:24 PM (1n5GK)

146

burnt orange heart, obviously^

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:25 PM (1n5GK)

147 57 seconds to get a field goal.  Go Tigers!

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:26 PM (PD1tk)

148 Clock management is not LSU's forte.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:32 PM (PD1tk)

149 Woohoo!   Wow!  Penn State, really Great!!

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 12:33 PM (CfmlF)

150 Looks like college refs need to take some de-pussification classes too. Just let 'em play ladies.

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 12:34 PM (XllG0)

151 Go Joe Pa!  Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2010 12:34 PM (sey23)

152 OK, now I have to root for (ugh) Ohio State in the Rose Bowl to fulfill a misguided promise to a friend. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2010 12:35 PM (sey23)

153

Oh RUNNINGRN!

You won.

(Sorry, she said to yell at her).

Posted by: HH at January 01, 2010 12:35 PM (GkYyh)

154 Heh Heh!  Thank you so much HH!  (I watched the last bit as I listened in dismay earlier).  Phew, that was close!   Thank God LSU screwed up their clock management and got that late penalty.

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 12:42 PM (CfmlF)

155 I'm surprised that Florida State handled WVU.  Bobby Bowden retires with a win.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:43 PM (PD1tk)

156 Gee, thanks, ref.  Great fucking call, and timely too.

That said, Les Miles is a babbling idiot down the stretch with his clock management.  No timeouts, thirty seconds and 25 yards to go to get into field goal range: the natural call?  Five yard slant toward the middle of the field, of course.

But seriously, how does unstacking the pile so you can spike a ball being illegally held by an opponent result in a devastating loss of field position and nearly all of the remaining clock time?  Welcome to the NCAA, baby, that's how.

Kudos to Jeaux Pa and PSU though.  They outplayed us and deserved to win.  Les Miles on the other hand deserves the unemployment line for consistently putting his team into a position to lose rather than win.

Posted by: Bust of Billy Cannon at January 01, 2010 12:43 PM (ZgE80)

157
The Musberger Drinking Game is about to commence.  Who's in?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:44 PM (1n5GK)

158 I want to be the Pardner.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 12:45 PM (rTGYp)

159

I was worried that PSU was going to lose because I watched the game (my teams almost always lose!)  Do you think Jo-Pa will get his contract renewed?  (I think it's up).  For once, I'm rooting for Ohio State, but only cause I hate the Ducks (they practically have a pro budget what with Phil Knight's deep pockets and all).  Plus they let that loser play again that had initially been penalized for the whole season for cold cocking that guy from Idaho.

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 12:45 PM (CfmlF)

160
How does Les Miles have a job and Mike Leach not? 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:46 PM (1n5GK)

161

Oh, and the refs screwed up with not calling offsides on LSU when PSU was near the goal line.

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 12:47 PM (CfmlF)

162 the refs screwed up with not calling offsides on LSU when PSU was near the goal line.

The nose tackle did seem to be in the neutral zone, or in the center's jockstrap.  Either or.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:49 PM (PD1tk)

163 BTW, that was the worst looking field I've ever seen a bowl game played upon.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 12:50 PM (PD1tk)

164 Oh, and the refs screwed up with not calling offsides on LSU when PSU was near the goal line.

True.  And please don't mistake my comment above as a suggestion that the refs somehow cost LSU the game.  They didn't - PSU played better and won fair and square.  Congrats.

Posted by: Bust of Billy Cannon at January 01, 2010 12:52 PM (ZgE80)

165
pbrown starts the game as The Pardner. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 12:53 PM (1n5GK)

166 That Brent Musberger monologue was the most retarded time filler I have ever heard.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 01:00 PM (PD1tk)

167 Do you think Jo-Pa will get his contract renewed?

Absolutely.

From what I hear, he's a fundraising goldmine (as well as a pretty significant patron, I think).  They'd be stupid to do anything other than give him the option to stay as long as he pleases. 

I love the guy.  He's one of the few college coaches who still seems to value sportsmanship and treats his players accordingly. 

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2010 01:01 PM (sey23)

168 For those not familiar with the Brent Musburger drinking game, see here.  And don't punch me too hard.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 01:01 PM (rTGYp)

169
You wearin' a hat? 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:03 PM (1n5GK)

170
FOLKS!  drink

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:05 PM (1n5GK)

171 Wearing my finest VT hat, but I'll have to be replaced as Pardner in 30 minutes.  toby928 is appointed as The Friend.

It's unfortunate that Dr. Pepper isn't likely to figure in this game.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 01:07 PM (rTGYp)

172
Is Kelly the JackArute? 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:10 PM (1n5GK)

173 Yes.  AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 01:10 PM (rTGYp)

174 That Brent Musburger drinking game is fabulous!  Regrettably, we don't have enough people - or empty calories - to play it today. 

Instant poll:  who's cooler -- Joe Pa or Sully? 

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2010 01:11 PM (sey23)

175
Joe Pa admires Sully.  But he calls him 'Kid'.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:12 PM (1n5GK)

176 There are at least two major rules missing:

* "Young XXX" -- we've already had "Young Pryor", but I'm old enough to remember "Young Marinovich".

* Everybody has to drink every time Brent refers to the coaches as though they were actually playing in the game.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 01:13 PM (rTGYp)

177 I think Joe Pa would call Moses 'kid.'


Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2010 01:13 PM (sey23)

178 Nice run.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 01:13 PM (PD1tk)

179

You trying to kill us, pbrown?

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:14 PM (1n5GK)

180 Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Y-not at January 01, 2010 01:17 PM (sey23)

181 Looks like Jim Tressel pushed the Staples Easy Button.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 01:18 PM (rTGYp)

182 Of course, I had the same thought in post #44 after WVU walked all over FSU's porous defense early and that didn't work out so well for the 'eers.  (Ha ha!)

p.s., I still stand by my assessment that Tennessee sucks.

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 01:20 PM (rTGYp)

183 181 Looks like Jim Tressel pushed the Staples Easy Button.
  I believe that button belongs to me!   It says "RESET" in Russian.

Posted by: Madame Secretary, Hillary Clinton at January 01, 2010 01:29 PM (CfmlF)

184 I wonder why the Ducks are wearing their less menacing looking uniforms (those dark green almost black ones make them look fierce).

Posted by: Madame Secretary, Hillary Clinton at January 01, 2010 01:30 PM (CfmlF)

185
Never feared a duck.  Now a goose, that's a different story.  Those damn things are mean.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:36 PM (1n5GK)

186
Footrace!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 01:42 PM (1n5GK)

187 You heard the man, drink!  (Dang, you beat me to the punchline!)

Posted by: runningrn at January 01, 2010 01:44 PM (CfmlF)

188 Ohio State is moving the ball at will.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 01:44 PM (PD1tk)

189 And now Oregon moves the ball.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 01:49 PM (PD1tk)

190 Dang it, Oregon needs to get its ass in gear and do it soon.

Posted by: IC at January 01, 2010 01:54 PM (BcLuA)

191 Heh!! That's more like it from the ducks..

Posted by: IC at January 01, 2010 01:59 PM (BcLuA)

192 What's the over/under on number of people Blount tries to kill during or after the game?

Posted by: turtle at January 01, 2010 02:05 PM (5RB+I)

193 Two so far.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 02:10 PM (PD1tk)

194 is it me or is the use of instant replay challenge out of control.  I just watched auburn northwestern and now ohio oregon and ive seen more fucking replay challenges than in the last 2 years.  what do we have fucking referees for? 

its like they took something that was supposed to clarify the game and are using it to create chaos


Posted by: lonetown at January 01, 2010 02:13 PM (u8fOP)

195 Yay! Badgers won today!

Posted by: Sassypants at January 01, 2010 02:18 PM (8HJCA)

196

FOOTRACE  drink.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 02:26 PM (1n5GK)

197 As usual you are 1/2 correct.

Posted by: dr kill at January 01, 2010 02:41 PM (tGYpf)

198
False touchdown DRINK!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 03:15 PM (1n5GK)

199 Screw that game, that is not the Ducks I have watched all season. I'm ready for the 500 and some NASCAR.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at January 01, 2010 04:41 PM (3IZGh)

200

Yay Buckeyes!!!

 

 

Posted by: Naan at January 01, 2010 04:44 PM (j5MTj)

201 Hah to all the haters my Buckeye's won!

Posted by: TEE866 at January 01, 2010 04:45 PM (penrP)

202 O H I O

Posted by: ac at January 01, 2010 04:46 PM (A51gv)

203

Oh my.  Cincy came to play. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 04:48 PM (9RLlC)

204 You guys really should book a Go To Meeting and watch the game(s) together.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at January 01, 2010 04:56 PM (RgraA)

205 I really wish this game was Fla-Boise State.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 04:56 PM (PD1tk)

206 Oh, where are my manners, Go Bearcats!!

Posted by: Naan at January 01, 2010 04:57 PM (j5MTj)

207

I guess I'm supposed to care about this UC game.

Too bad I don't give a rip. The only reason why I'd root for them would be to rum salt in the wounds of THE OSU assholes that still wallow over their massive loss to FLA a few years back.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 05:07 PM (jQkF0)

208 Man, that was a weird set of downs. The mysterious whistle, the freaky deaky bendy elbow and then the blocked extra point, just strange.

Posted by: koopy at January 01, 2010 05:10 PM (XllG0)

209 Tebow Cam?!?

Posted by: Poppie 16th Avenue at January 01, 2010 05:17 PM (PD1tk)

210
Demps' arm turning into a slinky made me dizzy.  TebowCam turned it into full-fledged nausea.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 05:20 PM (9RLlC)

211 Not to be mean I'm sure he's a nice boy but I just don't get what the big deal is about Tebow.

Posted by: TEE866 at January 01, 2010 05:24 PM (penrP)

212

*yawn....stretch...yawn*

UC will get their arse handed to them-as expected.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 05:25 PM (jQkF0)

213

Not to be mean I'm sure he's a nice boy but I just don't get what the big deal is about Tebow.

If you had a vag, you'd get it. Oh wait, that's probably not what you were referring to, right?? Regardless she gets it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 05:28 PM (jQkF0)

214

Hey Lacey - drink!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 05:29 PM (9RLlC)

215 I'll drink when UC scores a TD. In other words, I won't be drinky-drink tonight!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 05:32 PM (jQkF0)

216 I am a female so I do have one but sorry he still does nothing for me.

Posted by: TEE866 at January 01, 2010 05:33 PM (penrP)

217

But you're insufferable when you're sober!



i keed!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 05:36 PM (9RLlC)

218

Ain't that the truth

Last night done did me in! I applaud anyone that can drink today unless it's hair of the dog.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 01, 2010 05:37 PM (jQkF0)

219

Gotta get back on that horse, otherwise your liver will sense your fear.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 05:43 PM (9RLlC)

220

Demps' arm turning into a slinky made me dizzy.      Posted by: Dang Straights at January 01, 2010 09:20 PM (9RLlC)

When I saw the replay I had to take a pain pill, OUCH.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at January 01, 2010 05:46 PM (3IZGh)

221 Bearcats avoid the skunk.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 06:09 PM (PD1tk)

222 Cincy is certainly impressive ...... ly bad.

At least they got some points thanks to a bogus PF call for tackling a player who wasn't even down.  (Of course, they were hindered by a cheesy PF call themselves...)

Posted by: pbrown at January 01, 2010 06:13 PM (rTGYp)

223 This game is going to get ugly.

Posted by: toby928 at January 01, 2010 06:15 PM (PD1tk)

224 [BCS Fuckheads]Let's let Cinci leapfrog over TCU after that impressive win over Pitt by a missed PAT so they can play against the Florida Gators.  So what if it's a terrible game; we still get paid a lot of money so let the announcers and sponsors take it up the ass while we diddle young, homeless boys that the bowl cities have so nicely provided us.  Plus we get to run a bunch of commercials about how great the Big East is.  What could go wrong?[/BCS Fuckheads]

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