1 WIN AND SMUSH! WIN AND SMUSH!

2

No really...I don't think we should metaphorically fuck them up the ass with a pineapple sideways..

...I think we should actually do it

3 palamino

4 Smush?
Quiet.  He's rolling.

5 I love the smell of liberal smush in the morning.  It smells like . . . horse shit.

6 true dat, once we win, you think the remain D Senators will stay hardline leftists? No, their new motto will be "hey, we're so moderate, we're willing to repeal obamacare!" They may even make Lieberman the minority party leader in the senate.

7 Ok then we're going to need some charts. Seriously.

I want to be able to see the top 20 conservatives within 3 points that are underfunded.

Or 5 important, close, races in my general area I could go volunteer for.

If only we had, oh, I don't know, a party structure to provide potential donors/activists with information on how their candidates are doing and where they could be helped...

8

Hate to guild the lily here...but "Impeach" is the most over-used word in the comments found on any political blog.  If everyone who has ever used or plans to use the word in a comment instead went out and made 5 phone calls or hammered in 5 yard signs for a candidate then we will be a whole lot better off.

 

9 So can we dub the AoSHQ GOTV effort the "Pineapple Express"?

10

...I think we should actually do it

Posted by: beedubya at August 23, 2010 03:36 PM (AnTyA)

Dibs on Loretta Sanchez! Ok, who wants Boxer?

11 What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

12 They will walk over burning coals to vote for me. It is you teabaggers who will be crying home to momma. Allah willing.

13 hulk smash! hillary hulk!

14 They may even make Lieberman the minority party leader in the senate.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 23, 2010 03:38 PM (QxSug)

THAT WOULD BE AN OUTRAGE

15
Someone posted this in a previous tread.
Kinda sums up my mood come this November.

March of Cambreadth

16 "... their dads tossin em outta bed at 6 in the morning, yellin at em to get a fuckin job already."

... and cutting benefits waaaaay back, such that they all stand in line for the $3.25/hr "gooood money" jobs (because they want to eat human food).

17 So, if we throw in a few swirlies, and pull their underwear over their heads it'll be just like what they went through while they were growing up???

I'm all for it. 

18 WTF!!!!! Take my lunch money too? Like my skinny ass needs to lose a meal Some of us democrats are people too you know

19 caramel and cotton candy them!

20 I'm not talking about impeaching obama (yet), I am talking about Holder, Geitner, the prop 8 judge, etc., the people who are obviously running things in bad faith.

21 Morons, get in the fight! We are fighting here in deep blue Massachusetts. Sam Meas is my candidate for Congress. If he wins the primary, chances are excellent that we will flip a seat in Congress. We will probably flip 2-4 seats.

22 I am so telling my boss on you.

23 Take my lunch money too? Like my skinny ass needs to lose a meal
Some of us democrats are people too you know

Posted by: Navycopjoe on his IPhone4 at August 23, 2010 03:41 PM (tkTH3)

Yeah! You tell 'em Joe. Hey, are you going to finish that sandwich?

24 More - they need to be defeated at the state level, the county level, the local level. There is no such thing as a "good democrat", kick them all in the balls, to the school board level, the dogcatcher level. Make being a democrat slightly less socially acceptable than being in NAMBLA.

25 nCj; We're gonna take that fancyphone of yonrs too

26 I just drove through the state of Illinois a couple weeks ago.  It has a majority of the highway system covered with those damn 'recovery' signs messing traffic up all over the place.  As soon as you cross the border, you start to feel icky.  It's such a liberal bastion and full of hate, it's ridiculous.  Being born in that state, I turned and thanked my dad for moving us away from there with me at a young enough age to not be influenced.

That state SUCKS.  It's 3rd in line behind California and New York, IMHO.

27 Great speech coach! Let's get out on the field and trash those Donkeys!
Now, someone copy this post and paste it on to the NRC website.

28 And cool off with the pineapple talk before editor shows up Sheesh Haters

29

The San Diego GOP has something seriously wrong with it.

I volunteer for anything and everything and I hear back nothing.

I write them E-Mails asking why I hear back nothing, and I hear back nothing.

I call them and I do not hear back.

Nada.

I hear from my Dem Congress critter a lot, but never from my own party.

30 Revoke their library cards.  Charge them triple for a failure to recycle.  Make them remove their Ned Lamont stickers with a toothpick and acetone.

31 If you can spare even $5, send it to the guy running against Emanual Cleaver.  Jacob Turk.  Just go to his website and show him some love.  He is very low on funds.  I would post the link, but I suck at that.

32 We are fighting here in deep blue Massachusetts. Sam Meas is my candidate for Congress.

Ok, why Meas specifically? (since the primary has not occurred yet)

33

I want their spirits crushed, their backs broken, their mommies cryin, all the donuts gone before they sneak into the break room to grab their 4th when nobody's lookin, and their dads tossin em outta bed at 6 in the morning, yellin at em to get a fuckin job already.

Shut up, winger. My greatest insipraitional hits are on the Queen's iPod. Yours are on a blog.

Ps. I won....Now watch this shank drive bitches!

34

And another suggestion: volunteer to be an election judge. The pay sucks (there is none), the hours suck (one day of training and then you work election day, which is  usually 5 a.m. election day morning till whenever the hell your poll closes) and the rewards suck (either a day of pure boredom or, if you work a heavy D voting place, sneers, dirty looks and contempt). But, without election judges, who knows what is going to happen.

Excellent idea.  I will do it.  I will do ANYTHING to win.

35 And cool off with the pineapple talk before editor shows up
Sheesh

Haters

Posted by: Navycopjoe on his IPhone4 at August 23, 2010 03:45 PM (tkTH3)

Send us some pineapples and you can keep your phone. Not the used ones!

36 The pain was so, eh, cause we thought "how much worse can Obama be?"

People who were paying attention didn't say that. We had Wright, we had Ayers, we knew he was a red-diaper baby, we had some of his earlier comments like about cap gains and the Constitution.

The only reason you didn't know was if you weren't looking.

37 >>Break Their Backs, Take Their Lunch Money


Conservative bloggers incite violence, steal food. 

38

And another suggestion: volunteer to be an election judge. The pay sucks (there is none), the hours suck (one day of training and then you work election day, which is  usually 5 a.m. election day morning till whenever the hell your poll closes) and the rewards suck (either a day of pure boredom or, if you work a heavy D voting place, sneers, dirty looks and contempt). But, without election judges, who knows what is going to happen.

Yes, and if your'e particularly lucky, you'll get called a Republican Cracker that should find an escort to the car upon leaving for the night.

Nov' 2008 in the hood of Cincinnati as a poll observer was oh so much fun.

 

39 The best in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

40 27 oh hell no You can have my party, my guns, my family too.... My tech stuff I will die for

41

11 What is best in life?

D'oh!

42

My name is RickZ and I agree 100% with this post.

Smash the men in the nuts, kick the women in the groin, squash their pointy heads, rip their eyeballs out, leave 'em with nothing but their undergarments.  I want to see rivers of Democrat blood flooding the streets of D.C. in a tidal wave of angst. I want to Nancy Pelousy have to give up the Speaker's gavel with tears rolling down her botoxed face.  I want annhilation of the Democrat Party.  I want the words 'Democrat Party' to be uttered in hushed, fearful tones like little kids frightened by the boogie man, except in this case, the Democrat Party is all too real.  This Party must be utterly and thoroughly destroyed, with no thoughts of RINO mercy.

43 1894? We were just warming up! Dems -125, Reps +130 Total House seats = 357 FEED THE SLOR!

44 "...yellin at em to get a fuckin job already."

Wouldn't it be great if the Won had to get a real job also?  Investigate his ass, investigate his friends, investigate his land/house deal, investigate his wife's job, investigate his academic record, investigate his taxes, investigate the authorship of "his" books, investigate his ancestry, investigate his Church, investigate his Unions, investigate, investigate, investigate...

45
But, without election judges, who knows what is going to happen.

What....

46 I'd be happy if the GOP wins the House. I'd be doubly happy if Sestak loses. I'll buy three huge bottles of champagne if Sestak, Kanjorski and Carney all lose.

47 Okay, DaveinTexas, you got it goin' here.

May I add one more thing we gotta do? Once we turn blue states red and get as many Repubs into office as possible, we have to hold their fucking feet to the fire!

We've all seen people who went to Washington full of fighting zeal and strong principles, only to get seduced by the fat life of royalty. Mr Smith Goes to Washington is cool, but nobody talks about the sequel, in which Mr Smith gets his taste of pork, dinners with the Prez and all the perks extorted from taxpayers and become a greedy, self-centered fucking pig.

There are some cockholsters in the Senate and House who looked like Good Guys (or Good Guyettes) when they were first elected and became drooling, ravenous criminals. It is up to us to keep them on the Straight and Narrow Path.

48 Ok, why Meas specifically? (since the primary has not occurred yet) His first pledge: Read the bill! Go to his web site to read his favorite Ronaldus Magnus quote. A fiscal & social conservative that can win and take Democrat lunch money.

49 HULK SMASH!

50 Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 23, 2010 03:50 PM

The only job I want to see Osama Obama hold is in some prison laundry, where he gets $2.00/hr for washing and ironing my tobacco-stained skivvies.

51 Um.  What was the point?  Just to rally us?  What I miss

52 pineapples bitchez

53

No really...I don't think we should metaphorically fuck them up the ass with a pineapple sideways..

...I think we should actually do it

Posted by: beedubya at August 23, 2010 03:36 PM (AnTyA)

I have a great recipe for Pineapple Upside-Down Asshole, if that helps.

54 Yeah if someone had the time to compile a list of all the R's in districts that *could* win but are cash-strapped, that would probably help.

55 Make it illegal to be a Democrat.

56 Dude!  I read this exact piece over at a Righthaven site. You are so busted!

57 Mmmmmm, doughnuts.

OT:  My favorite TV show right now is Rubicon, a very somber look at a US intelligence agency.  None of the characters and none of their relationships are healthy.  You've got David, the team leader, who is OCD like Monk without the laughs, Will who nine years later is still so grieving his wife and daughter killed in 9/11 that he has lapsed into a walking apathetic coma.  Grant the supercilious prick whose primary concern is to bully rookie Tonya into buying the right doughnuts from the right shop every morning.  Miles is way to tightly wrapped maybe because his wife left him and took their child but I suspect that she left his because he is way too tightly wrapped.  And then there's the big boss  Spangler who loves intelligence work precisely because he can't talk about it so it gives him an excuse for the social isolation that he so desires.  Finally Tonya who is figuring out that there is no bright line between true and false or right and wrong so she gets a quantum of solace from a bottle and sometimes that quantum is heavy on the solace.

So one morning they're having morning briefing and Grant is already in a bad mood because they are without benefit of doughnuts since Tonya is late.  Grant launches into a rant about how of all the former colonies, all except the British have devolved into bloody, corrupt nightmares.  Grant attributes this to the British sense of order, stability, tradition, and predictability.  Miles interrupts him to ask, "Is this about the doughnuts?"  "HELL YES THIS IS ABOUT THE DOUGHNUTS!" Grant screams.  

58 11 What is best in life? To crush smush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women! Posted by: Conan The Republican at August 23, 2010 03:40 PM (wDKwf) FTFY.

59

Hey Dave...go to the RNC & kick their ass first.

The TP will not fade away, Kommiecrats first, rinos secound America forever...

60 Multiply that sentiment times 1000 and I'm with ya DiT.

61

stuiec

 

recipe please!

62

No really...I don't think we should metaphorically fuck them up the ass with a pineapple sideways..

...I think we should actually do it

Here lemme give you my business card. Actually you can just reach inside my pants and pull one out.

63 I can tell they feel defeated where I live.Nobody gives me the 1 finger wave anymore when they see my One Big Ass Mistake America bumper sticker.Ahh, I miss those days.Don't take the boots off the necks till Nov 2.

64 The only thing I'm peeved about since I'm moving in a bit is that I won't be able to help flip PA red.  I so so so wanted to be part of the lamentations of the wimmens.

65 Pineapple? A pineapple is a delicious fruit once you remove the rough outer skin, and we know that the enemy willingly places rodents in their colons for sexual amusement. Why would they consider the humble pineapple as a sign of defeat and humiliation? Nay, say I. Put down your pineapple. Prepare yourself a delicious dinner of ham with pineapple (that will piss off the mosque supporters). Pick up a damned chainsaw. A dull one. Ream their asses with that. And use one that spews lots of uncombusted, two cycle fuel in a toxic blue cloud. That will piss off the environmental whackos. And deny them proper hearing protection when you clean them out, too, just to add insult to injury.

66

 My favorite TV show right now is Rubicon,

I tried. It was too convoluted for my taste. I missed the first 20 mins of the pilot and continued to think... the hell??

67

since I'm moving

Where ya  moving to?

68 O/T: The imam's tapes/transcripts are coming out now. 

Personally, I don't see anything that will shock people who are already sympathetic to the Ground Zero Mosque or even move people in the middle.  Those folks think anything the radical Islamists do or say is justified by U.S. and Israeli "oppression."  I only hope they suffer the fate of the 9/11 victims someday. 

69 How bad is it for the Democrats this year?

So bad that Jesse Jackson Jr. is trailing in a poll for re-election to his Congressional seat in Illinois's 2nd District.

70
Since Obama is the sharpest legal mind evah, he would naturally act as his own advocate at his impeachment trial.
_snicker

"Um, ah,umm, Mr. Chairman, ah, when do we, ah, when is, um, can you tell me when we get to go on recess?"

71 And get a f*cking haircut.  Boy.

72 Harry Reid...if he survives the Republic is finished. 

73 Go away, you bowtied freak!
/sock off

74

So bad that Jesse Jackson Jr. is trailing in a poll for re-election to his Congressional seat in Illinois's 2nd District.

He should get his Dad to cut off his opponet's nuts. He's kind of into that that you'll recall.

75 It's 4:01. Time for another vacation!

76

Hey, man.

77 Out = Pudding In = Pineapples

78

Out = Pudding

In = Pineapples

Trifecta = Pineapple Pudding!

79

stuiec

recipe please!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 23, 2010 03:56 PM (rr5XB)

Ingredients:

1 Libtard asshole

1 fresh whole Hawaiian pineapple, fully mature

Recipe:

1) Pants the Libtard.  Bend him all the way over so that his torso is upside-down.

2) Shove the pineapple up his ass sideways.  Take care to stretch him around the leafy crown rather than breaking it off.

3) Point and laugh.

80

hammer them hard from the right from now until election day ...  even where we lose we force the Dem to run right which demoralizes their base even more ...  even their winners on that day will be tainted by their moderation ...

the lefts base is ripe for a tipping point ...  they are one election away from going crazy ...  electing Obama just allowed them to screw the cap down tighter on their crazy world view ...  all the BDS is still there, bottled up and ready to explode ...

One interview by Palin at the end of election night 2010 will send them over the edge ... 

there is better than a 50/50 change someone (hint, hint) will hit Iran between now and Nov and Obamas reaction to that will drive the last remaining jewish votes away from Democrats ...

the economy CANNOT improve with the current policies/regs and laws being pushed or passed by Obama ...  he is the cause of the current crisis and for the sake of our future he must be repudiated in the worst way ... 

We need to have new Congress Critters in DC who, in their first meeting with Obama make a point of saying, Guess What ...  WE WON ... hit him between the eyes with his own words and leave him speechless ...

81 Where ya  moving to?

Down to NC by the 'rents.

82 Plus, pineapples come from Hawaii, just like another fruit that seems to be in  everybody's ass.

83 Honestly, I ask you, where is the civility?

84

Cut off their scrotes

Shit down their throats!  Yea!!!

85

2) Shove the pineapple up his ass sideways.  Take care to stretch him around the leafy crown rather than breaking it off.

That cothtths $200 in Hell'th Kitchen! Jutht thayin!

86

To crush cwush your enemies, see them dem driven dwiven before you, and to hear the de lamentation leohmentations of their de women!

Posted by: Conan The Republican at August 23, 2010 03:40

FIFY

87

Down to NC by the 'rents.

Reciprocity with PA or are you in for another bar? {shudders on your behalf}

NC  is quite lovely.

88 I think impeaching Big O is a very bad idea, unless there's clear evidence of wrongdoing: bribery, conspiracy, subversion, subversion of justice, etc.

I much prefer to see Big O try to complete his full term.  If we can retake the House and Senate, and repeal the stupidity of 2009-2010, then I think we will see Big O melt.  Even his Telepropmter will avail him naught; we'll see Oraticulus Maximus stutter and stumble his way into comedy history.

This would end the menace of Leftism / Progressivism in the US for a few generations.

Just remember: VOTE this November

89 Not only do I want to see liberals crying like babies, I also want to see the rhinos and their supporters ( Murkowski specifically ) in tears wondering what the hell happened.

90 OT, but Pam Geller is on Hannity right now. She's found something on the iman.

91

OT but I saw a episode of the best thing I ever ate where they took a chunk of ripe pineapple, wrapped it in bruschetta (bacon caviar), dipped it in some kind of tempura batter and deeped fried it. drooool.

Posted by: feel my ubiquity at August 23, 2010 04:02 PM (m2CN7)

Bruschetta, or pancetta?  (Or prosciutto?)  That's a great show, by the way.

92 Reciprocity with PA or are you in for another bar? {shudders on your behalf}

I'm not going to get licensed down there.  I'm actually looking to try to get out of the legal field entirely though, really, I'll take whatever job I can get.  

93 Words, just words

94 Cahrles Johnson hardest hit.

95 I much prefer to see Big O try to complete his full term.  If we can retake the House and Senate, and repeal the stupidity of 2009-2010,

What I really want to see is Congress sending him budget after budget, and him vetoing all of them.

96
I think impeaching Big O is a very bad idea, unless there's clear evidence of wrongdoing: bribery, conspiracy, subversion, subversion of justice, etc.
I'm guessing you weren't a GM or Chrysler bond holder.

97 @96

72 O/T: The imam's tapes/transcripts are coming out now. 

I don't think it will affect anything.  My read of the stuff she posted is it's just the typical crap those assholes spout. 

98

I want their spirits crushed, their backs broken, their mommies cryin, all the donuts gone before they sneak into the break room to grab their 4th when nobody's lookin, and their dads tossin em outta bed at 6 in the morning, yellin at em to get a fuckin job already

All that's good and I want Pelosi, Reid and Obama gone, but I really want to know what Speaker Boehner and Majority Leader McConnell plan on doing. Is that too much to ask?

Other than shoving a pineapple up somebody's butt, what is the purpose of the a Republican victory? Gridlock?

 

99 And I want to see the tears and despair on the faces of every last one of those MFM'ers.

I can't decide if it's going to be Tantrum, Racism, Militias or some combination of those that is going to be the talking points.  Oh and Stupidity.  That's a given.

100 The real interesting thing is that unlike Clinton, he will have no idea how to tack right. He'll talk a good game of bipartisanship on the morning after the election, but once things start happening, he's going to look isolated and clueless.

101

 

Vapor-lock?  Is that like a Dutch Oven?

102 My read of the stuff she posted is it's just the typical crap those assholes spout. Posted by: Y-not at August 23, 2010 04:12 PM (osFsP) Ya mean that we are all infidels and must die. Yeah what's to worry about?

103 102 Who?

104 Doom-farting jackasses, read up.

Eric Cantor: How we'll govern.
(Link to Politico, via Teh Most Evil Website in the Universe!)

105 Other than shoving a pineapple up somebody's butt, what is the purpose of the a Republican victory? Gridlock?

Gridlock is feature, not a bug.

106
101
What I really want to see is Congress sending him budget after budget, and him vetoing all of them.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at August 23, 2010 04:11 PM (z4es9) 

... and I want to hear his explanations.  Particularly on Fox. And O'Reilly. And Beck. And Limbaugh.

I also want to read the fiskings of his words, here on Ace, and elsewhere.

107 Dems will gain seats in New York State.

108

O/T:

OMFG!!! ***BREAKING*** TIGER IS GETTING DIVORCED!!!

109 Smush is my new word, and pineapple shall replace pudding for me on election night, since pudding doesn't work so well for girls.  I will eat nice, smushy pineapple and savor every Dem defeat and every tear out of Chrissy's deadened, shell-shocked eyes.

110

I plan on taking a big, fat dump in their mouths in November. One that they'll choke on, then vomit up...

...then further choke upon what has now become a stinking, putrid wad of turd-vomit.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm gonna give 'em the 'ol Two Girls and a Cup treatment.

Until they pass out and die of asphyxiation.

111

I'm not going to get licensed down there.  I'm actually looking to try to get out of the legal field entirely though, really, I'll take whatever job I can get.

Another one bites the dust!! Me too! We should get t-shirts or something.

I graduated with a shiton of debt, a worthless degree, and I'll a got was this lousy ulcer and a need for a career change.

112 And another suggestion: volunteer to be an election judge.

And if you do, do as Glenn Reynolds often says and make sure you have a video camera on you.

113

like Pennsylvania, Washington, Illinois baby

whoooo hoooo aaaaarghh!!

Oh shit...sorry wrong blog.

 

114 If you like your iPhone, you can keep it.

Under my new plan, you won't be able to afford to charge the battery, though.

115
103 Atomic Roach

No. I saw Detroit, up close and personal for over 2 years in the mid-80's.

Not one share. 

116 Under my new plan, you won't be able to afford to charge the battery, though. Posted by: Barry O'EconomicGenius at August 23, 2010 04:16 PM (jgo3R) Your phone still has a battery?

117 Disregard, if you will, my eyeorish mind set. The thieving dems have feet into too many doors. Unless those feet are cut off with a sharp blade made by the Kill Bill mentor to Uma, they will still be around asking Generals to kiss their slimy titles

118 I want to see Scrunty Couric sob. Uncontrollable, spastic sobbing. I want to be belittled by Bimbo Williams for my racist bitter view. 11/2 will be the happy drunken stupor I promised myself in Nov. '08.

119 You people are so mean ! Presidence Obama is just trying to correct the mess that IDIOT BUSH made. Let's give him a chance. Two years is not enough !!!

120

The repubs. better grow some balls in the meantime.

121 Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

My daughter LOVES your appearances on Phineas and Ferb. 

122 I graduated with a shiton of debt, a worthless degree, and I'll a got was this lousy ulcer and a need for a career change.

Now that right there is True Facts. 

123 Maybe this mop is kinda socialist.

124  Tiger getting divorced is news?  Shiite.  It's the only for him to get back on his game.  Once he's free to nail skank again, his game will come back and he won't get shiite for it.

Posted by: CDR M at August 23, 2010 04:17 PM

Obviously all of the extra holes he played helped his game immensely.  When he gave that up, his game suffered as a result.

125


What I really want to see is Congress sending him budget after budget, and him vetoing all of them.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at August 23, 2010 04:11 PM (z4es9)

The 2011 budget is already written and sitting in a drawer waiting for the lame duck session.

And it's gonna be one Dagwood of a shit sandwich.

126 I'm all about relishing in the smashed spirits of libs, 'cause I'm all about justice and rewards.But then I want said libs to see the light of their stupidity and cringe in shame for what they've done to the rest of us. Said shame might even reach self immolation, adding to my satisfaction in justice.

127 I can't decide if it's going to be Tantrum, Racism, Militias or some combination of those that is going to be the talking points.  Oh and Stupidity.  That's a given.

Posted by: alexthechick at August 23, 2010 04:13 PM (eRjGt)

That's spot on and hopefully there will be a piss-drunk Chris Matthews slurring his way through a confused analysis while he tries to keep his ass on the chair.

The Scott Brown coverage was priceless.

128

I will eat nice, smushy pineapple and savor every Dem defeat and every tear out of Chrissy's deadened, shell-shocked eyes.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at August 23, 2010 04:16 PM (fuw6p)

I want the devastation left by the election to be so bad that Rachel Madcow goes straight.

I'm sure some moron will hit it.

129

 

We have to maintain our reputation for being downright mean.

Election '10:  The Meanening.

130 It is vital that the Republicans take over the Senate.  If they don't, the Graham-Schumer Amnesty Bill will be called the Schumer-Graham Amnesty Bill, and we can't have that.

131 Bomb the moon rock ... oooops ...er um sorry ... wrong thread ...

132 One of the hidden benefits of a big win is that some of those who don't get washed away in the storm who have been in positions of power get so dispirited over the idea of being in the minority they don't engage and some even retire. This only happens when they don't see a chance of getting back in the majority anytime soon so a big win is so much better than a squeaker in many ways. Hell, I can't wait to vote. It's just one more way I can say "Hey donks, how's my ass taste?".

133 To crush smush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
Posted by: Conan The Republican Smushy RINO at August 23, 2010 03:40 PM (wDKwf)

FTFY.

FIFY for good

134

 Post said :::: :frightened survivors shakes the Democrat Party to its core, and leaves it too hoodwinked and bamboozled to push any more of their socialist agenda, much less ramp up for an even bleaker (for them) 2012

Why hoodwink and bamboozled feelings? Hell just tell them the Truth, straight Up. They WERE hoodwinked and bamboozld as were all those that believed Obama would be a Nice ch-ch-ch change.

135 74
Since Obama is the sharpest legal mind evah, he would naturally act as his own advocate at his impeachment trial.
<sub>snicker

Sociopaths and psychopaths always want to do this.  It makes for some good watchin'.</sub>

136 OMFG!!! ***BREAKING*** TIGER IS GETTING DIVORCED!!!


_{And she's getting $750 Million.......big deal.  He earned it, the dirtbag.}

137 I think impeaching Big O is a very bad idea, unless there's clear evidence of wrongdoing: bribery, conspiracy, subversion, subversion of justice, etc.

We already have clear evidence of all that and you still will not be able to impeach him. Hell, they had clear PROOF that Clinton committed perjury and couldn't impeach him.

138 House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va.) said a House GOP majority will focus on aggressive oversight of the Obama administration, will work to defund the agencies responsible for implementing health care and will push a “zero tolerance” ethics policy. He also said Republicans may roll back their ban on earmarks, as long as the spending items have “merit.”
  112 Doom-farting jackasses, read up.

Eric Cantor: How we'll govern.
(Link to Politico, via Teh Most Evil Website in the Universe!)

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at August 23, 2010 04:14 PM (oL8lS)

Sounds great...but the proof will be in the pudding as will my twigs and berries come Nov 3.

Smush on!

 

139

Pineapple Express?

#WIN.

Someone needs to banner that up and make it work pronto.

140 Cripes, I just can't seem to get away from Mike Rowe. Fucker is everywhere, even on AoSHQ.

141 _{And she's getting $750 Million.......big deal.  He earned it, the dirtbag.}

Posted by: Sponge at August 23, 2010 04:22 PM (UK9cE)

Isn't that how men usually feel about their money when a divorce occurs?

142 Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at August 23, 2010 04:14 PM

Oh, goody!

Eric Cantor sounds like he's spouting everything but "reaching across the aisle" to ensure that he and his fellow fatcats can keep rolling in the catnip.

Keep the earmarks rolling? Why certainly, folks...never know when I might want to sneak a few bucks for an Eric Cantor Community Center into a defense-spending bill.

Another look at the 14th Amendment? Damn, don't want to tee off all those illegals Democrat voters.

The GZ mosque? We'll whimper quietly about it, but the Constitution guarantees Muzzies the right to build their terrorist centers places of worship anywhere they choose. Churches? Not so much.

This is why I was yammering about holding the fuckers' feet to the fire after the election. I can remember people floating a Cantor-for-Prez trial balloon; I hopes this makes them STFU.

143 Where's the Conan video link to highlight the story?  Some "crushing the enemy .... hearing the lamentations of the women" would be perfect here.

144 Some of us democrats are people too you know

So you'd rather talk about how the Cubs are doing now that Lou's gone?

145 28  The signs are being received as a rather bitter joke: Illinois has lost nearly a quarter million jobs in the last two years, and counting.  The only people working are...public sector, and even some them are getting laid off,  not paid.

146

And another suggestion: volunteer to be an election judge. The pay sucks (there is none), the hours suck (one day of training and then you work election day, which is  usually 5 a.m. election day morning till whenever the hell your poll closes) and the rewards suck (either a day of pure boredom or, if you work a heavy D voting place, sneers, dirty looks and contempt). But, without election judges, who knows what is going to happen.

I did that last election in New York before moving to CO.....so the dirty looks where phenomenal!  Despite the long day with little pay - I had a good time and received one of these remarks "You're really nice for a Republican!"

147 This better be a fucking Sherman's March from Sea to Sea.  That means you to Hawaii, you pineapple picking morons, you know what to do with those things now.  You too Alaska, if you can't find a pineapple use a moose antler and twist. Twist it like a dremmel.

This is the point of no return.  The hill to die on.  The Hot Gates. No potential vote unearthed and cast.  Screw em to the wall.  Send them packing. Take scalps, hold it high.

From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen losers in England The US of A now-a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

DO NOT HOLD YOUR MANHOOD CHEAP, YOU TOO LADIES.

148

Mmmmmmm *sniffle* ....... whew..... *sniffle* ..... God this is hard. 

(muffled tears)

149 [*sees Democrats*]

Ba-ba-chomp betchaba-chewy-chewy-chomp-aaah.

[*smushes Democrats*]

150 I want their spirits crushed, their backs broken, their mommies cryin, all the donuts gone before they sneak into the break room to grab their 4th when nobody's lookin,

Shorter Dave in Texas:  Time to play like they play.

151

 

We must move quickly. The Democrats are relentless. If they are not all defeated, it will be civil war without end.

152

Look, we will all probably be drunk......but not that drunk.

Would love to have a moron meetup Election Night in NYC.  Someone?  Anyone?  Shadenfreude is best served when shared...

153 I plan to volunteer as I did in '08.
I was a poll observer in a precinct in an urban Ohio area.
About 11am a group called 'Ohio Voters' Rights' showed up. They were a group of about 6 lefty Democrat lawyers from DC who were ostensibly observers.They essentially took over the polling place with a couple of them standing at the judges tables like  commissars. They regularly spoke to voters (illegal),accompanied some voters into the voting booth (illegal) were commenting on the election (illegal)-(all favorably toward Obama). I never thought I would see anything like that in my lifetime in the USA.The main judge was very conscientious and by the book but was over her head and clueless as to the shenanigans going on.
  Of course , I also observed a number of the now well known incidences of black voters coming in just wanting to vote for Obama not even knowing that there were other offices and issues on the ballot.
  The polling place was basically an Obama campaign rally.
  I'm definitely going to follow up on the group and what has been done to address this ugly state of voting procedures, though I'm not optimistic.

154

_{Isn't that how men usually feel about their money when a divorce occurs?}

_{Posted by: maybe wack at August 23, 2010 04:24 PM (WqzOq)}

I agree that men lose in the divorce 99.995% of the time, but when you're that big of a jackass, I have a hard time feeling bad for you.  Looking at how Tigger is playing now, I would think that it WAS NOT worth it.

155 151 I'm sure some moron will hit it. Look, we will all probably be drunk......but not that drunk. Posted by: Mallamutt at August 23, 2010 04:22 PM (OWjjx) Madcow is a 12/2: 12 beers, 2 paper bags.

156 The Cubs will win the World Series. Someday. Before I die. I think. I hope.

Nyah...don't think so.

157 Would love to have a moron meetup Election Night in NYC. Someone? Anyone? Shadenfreude is best served when shared... Posted by: ParisParamus at August 23, 2010 04:29 PM (06v7e) I'm in

158 Bah. Sock malfunction.

159

Would love to have a moron meetup Election Night in NYC. Someone? Anyone? Shadenfreude is best served when shared...

Posted by: ParisParamus at August 23, 2010 04:29 PM

I'm in. 

160 (curls up in fetal positions, begins to softly sob)

That's it! Smushing = making the Dems feel like Cubs fans!

161

Contract with America 2010

1) Pass repeal of Obamacare from each House won

2) Eliminate all pay for appointees that didn't get Congressional approval

3) Cut all government executive level pay by 25% (including Congress)

4) Extend all Bush tax cuts

5) Stop all pork spending

6) Return all discretionary spending to 2008 levels

7) Reduce federal employment by 15%

Reduce entitlement spending by 10%

162 #175  Of course, but NYC is, the hardest place in the nation not to be a liberal or leftist, both because it is so hard core, and because, what, you need to travel hours to visit some place that's not purple or red...

163 Er... purple or blue, I mean....

164 I'm hoping the repubs that are newly elected or are left standing are a little nervous too.

165 6A)  FREEZE it at 2008 levels for five years (ten will never happen...)

166 We should be thinking beyond the election to how the GOP is going to govern. We need to put the fear of God in the newly elected Republican senators and reps. Because you just know that a goodly number of them will be squishy and RINOish. We need to develop a strategy to hold their feet to the fire until their tootsies are smoking and they're crying for their mamas.

That's what really worries me: that the GOP will revert to their traditional stupid-in-victory mode.

167

When we get closer to election time frame I'd like to see an US map Moron Pineapple Express Meet up in every state......

I'm in Colorado so meet the rest of you in Denver or wherever, etc.  Let's see if we can get a 50 state Moronothon going......

168 Well, not sure if this was said already but-

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.




Oh um....then fuck them up the ass, sideways, with a pineapple

169 ziptie: "Don't take the boots off the necks till Nov 2."

What year? If'n you say nearabouts 2038, I'm with you. It'll take more than a generation of asphyxiating pressure to right our government.

On the upside, 2010 can be one, small step for man, one giant leap for America. Then it can proceed to be a heavy-soled frog march on the rest of the torso.

170 184 Well, not sure if this was said already but-

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Oh um....then fuck them up the ass, sideways, with a pineapple

But first, they will blow us.

171 Actually come to think of it, NJ would be a better meeting place for the Nov Elections since there is a Good Old Boy in the Gov. Mansion. I am sure we can find a good conservative place to meet.

172 We need a tantrum that would scare Peter Jennings' ghost.

173
So...you mean something like http://tinyurl.com/23cko4p this??

174 Will the MFM ask Speaker Boener what he finds most enchanting about the speakership?  I expect such fair and really important questions to be asked by the important protectors of the Constitution.

175 Pelosi? She's a dead man. Reid? Dead! Neidermayeeeeeeeeeeer!

See?  See?  They're using death threats, the violent, homophobic, teabagging, gay-hating, crazy, stupid, gay-bashing, teabagging...teabaggers.  Brutes!  Brutes, I say!  Ooooh, I'm getting the vapors!  Fetch my faintin' hanky...

176 In otherwords, you wish us to: 1) Crush our enemies; 2) See them driven away before us; and 3) To hear the lamentations of their vimmen.

Sounds good to me.

177 Time for me to pick a few worthy candidates outside of Texas and chip in.  Nothing is going to happen (we hope) here.  No senators on the ballot this year, our mini-Blago RINO governor will probably win again, my congress critter is very conservative and safe, and ditto on the state reps for this district.

Who needs a couple of bucks?  Angle?  Rubio?

178 Woo hoo! I can't wait to trade in the Democrat's socialist agenda for the Republican's socialist agenda!

179 great post Dave!! After Ace's post on the ground level game we need to work on this weekend, I had Chinese take out and my fortune said:

Perpetual Optimism is a force multiplier

the Learn Chinese word on the other side was, wait for it- PUDDING,.(bu ding)

Oh ches, the election will be ours, tonight and every night...channeling Mick Jagger now...I am gonna send Ace the pic of the fortune cuz it was sooo karmically cosmically perfect!

180

The last thing I want to hear after Jan 2011 is 'Bi-Partisanship", you hear?

You just know that after the big win, GOP is going to the "We Are Big on the Bipartisanship" route. 

 

/Let me puke here first, and you hear it here first

181 Whatever The real game starts AFTER the election. Holding the R's accountable. This is where the real test of the Tea Party movement will come...and all of you. Don't repeat the mistakes of 2000-2008 simply defending non-conservatives like Bush simply because they were Rs, oh and repulsive, loathsome, BIG SPENDING R's like Trent Lott. MUST.HOLD.THEM.ACCOUNTABLE

182 Any DeVortard, Didiertard, and "omgzKirkizsoeviltard" that posts... and their respective state's Senate race goes Democratic... will be skinned. Period. I don't want to see Fiorina beat Boxer by 3000 votes. I want to see Boxer CRYING on election night. I want to see Murray DEMANDING a recount with Rossi up 20,000 (because she needs time with a photocopier to catch up) I want to see Ali G laughed completely out of politics.He is another head on the Daley hyrda, Kirk is Perseus whether you see it now or not. I want all of these Democrats ANNIHILATED from political existance.

183 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

184 On election night we shall snore loudly upon the bussoms of their concubines.

185

Make it illegal to be a LIBERAL period (get's rid of the RINO's too).

Posted by: CDR M at August 23, 2010 04:00 PM (5I8G0)

You would think Darwin would take care of this....alas.......

Some day.

186

It's really simple - if every right-leaning person shows up and votes Repub that day, it's a landslide. Even if only 80% do, it's a landslide.

If you're just too darn busy to drag yourself to the polling place one freakin' day, well... fuck you. Sideways. With a pineapple.

And if you skipped 2008, here's your chance to start making amends.

187 "how much worse can Obama be?"

 You were warned. You just wouldn't believe the truth when ya saw it.

 A variation of NIMBY, see: Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also see: Confirmation bias.

188 repeals, lawsuits, investigations, and purges.

however, obama has done a lot of good. all the stooges who didn't believe there were people in their neighborhood willing to line them up against the wall and shoot them in their heads now know better. And most importqntly,  these liberal communist cockroaches came out into the light, thinking they had a stranglehold on power and wealth for decades to come.

189 I want to see at least one libtard pull a Budd Dwyer on Election Night.

190 50, 86, and 182 got it right.

The mid-term dem blood bath will mean nothing without new, strong, legitimate, and inspiring republican leadership. 

McConnell and Boehner aren't getting it done. 

There are some decent Republican senators but they are all boring, soft spoken people like Jim DeMint.  I'm not sold on Cantor in the house.  Only potential I see are Ryan, Pence, and Bachmann.

True conservative leadership must emerge after this election to guide this country out of the abyss.  Someone that will call Obama, the remaining dems, and the media on their constant delusional bullsh#t.  Point out the dems failures, lies, and hypocrisy repeatedly to anyone and everyone. 

The democrats' tactics to fool people simply cannot stand up to today's technology.  There is too much available video, pics, and audio.  Commercials write themselves.  All the vacations, golf, "we will not rest until gulf is cleaned up", mccartney concert, expensive foreign vacation for Michelle instead of spending the money in US.  The crazy number of staff members Michelle has.  Quantanamo not closed as promised.  No lobbyists in his admin as promised...signed waiver the day after signing executive order.  The list goes on and on....  Posting here at AoS is preaching to the choir, as is talk radio and fox news.  Unfortunately, the dems have been successful in marginalizing those outlets and dem voters have a negative knee jerk reaction to any info coming from those sources.  The GOP's failure time and again is not getting their message out to the masses in any meaningful way.  It needs to be during prime time tv and it needs to be repeated over and over so that it starts to sink in.  It will be pricey and probably have to fight to get networks to air it.  Sue if necessary and do not give up.  It just provides more examples of media bias. 

New leadership needs to clean the Republican's own house.  Replace with worthy candidate any Republican that is not there for the sole purpose to straighten out this mess.  Is it too much to ask for them to keep it in their pants and out of the strange for a couple of years? 

What is upon the GOP's horizon is not new.  In 2000, GWB became President with a republican majority of the House, Senate, and Governors.  It got pissed away because the house and senate leadership did not stand up to the dems delay tactics and lies.  It is time to stop taking the high road and hit back with the truth in a very loud and public way.  Expose the constant manipulation and delusion coming from the left.  This must be done very publicly in a calm, yet spirited tone with supporting evidence (video, pics, historical data, etc.).  Again, it must be repeated over and over and over again.  Addressing it in a five minute interview on Sunday morning and a press release is not sufficient. 

The next two years are crying out for a leader....

 

   


    

191 Pineapple hell. How about a Durian.

192 >> You were warned. You just wouldn't believe the truth when ya saw it.

Dude, it was a joke.  Sheesh.

193 "The repubs. better grow some balls in the meantime." Whatever. We gonna grow some new Republicans next. One thing at a time.

194 Fine. Smash, destroy, etc.  Then what do we do when the newly-minted Republicans suddenly become more cool and sophisticated than Scott Brown?  Have a national dialogue?
Again?

They need to make some hard-to-change rules about 2000-page, unread bills.

195

      #105       Gridlock?

It beats what the hell we have now.

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197 Yess madher only one lightworker to take the blame. ...

198

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