October 29, 2010

Breaking: Coordinated Terror Attacks Underway?
— DrewM

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UPDATE: 12:24 edt.

A suspicious package containing a toner cartridge with wires and powder was found during routine screening of cargo in the United Kingdom, prompting authorities to scour three planes and a truck in the United States on Friday. Searches were conducted in Philadelphia, Newark, N.J., and New York City.

During a basic security screening process in the United Kingdom, officials found a suspicious item on a cargo plane, according to a U.S. government official who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss the ongoing investigation.

U.K. officials discovered that a toner cartridge on the plane had been manipulated and found wires attached to it and white powder. Tests on the device came back negative for explosives, according to a law enforcement official who also spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss the investigation.

Concerns about the possibility of similar and potentially dangerous devices shipped elsewhere prompted officials to check other cargo headed to the U.S.

UPDATE: 11:50 edt-

FNC says they have confirmed that the feds are looking at 'several suspicious' packages from planes in Philly and a small/regional airport in England.

At least on aircrew reported a radiological warning. Crews were checked and cleared of any contamination.

The planes all seem at this point (and it's a fast moving story) to connect back to Yemen.

Via Gabe:

Federal sources tell ABC News more than a dozen potential bombs shipped to US,distributed on UPS trucks to NY, NJ.Bomb technicians on scene.


And this:

ABC News reports: Potential IEDs shipped from Yemen through Birmingham, England. At least 15 devices believed to have been constructed.

ORIGINAL POST:
UPS planes at Philly and Newark being quarantined because of suspicious items on board.

ABC NEWS has learned Authorities in NY Philadelphia NJ and UK involved in trying to stop an ongoing bomb plot targeting the US

FNC says a UPS truck in Queens has been detained.

Planes in London being investigated as well. FNC says there was a bomb on board a UPS plane in London. (11:40am update: UPS denies any problem with any planes in London).


Posted by: DrewM at 07:28 AM | Comments (421)
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1 Not to mention the shootings at military on the East Coast...what is up?

Posted by: PJ at October 29, 2010 07:30 AM (GK2JE)

2 You h8trs always target Brown.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 29, 2010 07:30 AM (OXWdU)

3 Juan Williams has the last laugh again.

Posted by: EC at October 29, 2010 07:31 AM (mAhn3)

4 October surprise?? Elections are suspended because its too dangerous right now. Plus, SEIU has more programming to do on the machines.

Posted by: Schwalbe at October 29, 2010 07:31 AM (UU0OF)

5 Twitter is going crazy with this stuff.
Update: An ink toner cartridge converted into bomb found on UPS flight traveling to Chicago from Yemen - CNN

Posted by: TEE866 at October 29, 2010 07:32 AM (nO7Mi)

6 Hmmmm.  The UPS guys that service our place look like they would be comfortable in 'Fight Club'.  Not a crew you would want to F##k with.

Posted by: trainer at October 29, 2010 07:32 AM (K5X44)

7 They're trying to pull a Madrid, a big attack right before a major election.

Unfortunately for them, Americans aren't 21st century Spanish.

If something happens, we'll get bellicose and want to kick some serious ass, not vote for the Socialists.

Posted by: DelD at October 29, 2010 07:32 AM (oAZ1S)

8 Just another wingnut mad about the healthcare plan.

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at October 29, 2010 07:33 AM (veZ9n)

9 well, there was the free-agent mohameddian who wanted to blow up the metro.

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 29, 2010 07:33 AM (QxSug)

10 Diane Sawyer still looks damn good. Pact with Mephistopheles, or enviable genes?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2010 07:34 AM (ZiywZ)

11 Is this supposed to make AMERICANS vote lib? It worked in Spain, but here I would think it would do the opposite.

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 07:34 AM (RKqDk)

12 Rove!  You. Magnificent. Bastard.

You know, I'm having '04 flashbacks, when terrorists helped us realize that Kerry was the last guy we wanted for CiC...

Posted by: Christopher Calandro at October 29, 2010 07:35 AM (KyR3d)

13
The Mennonites strike again!

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2010 07:35 AM (fx8sm)

14 Posted by: DelD at October 29, 2010 11:32 AM (oAZ1S)

Actually, I think they plan this, then tip the authorities off so Obama can put stopping a terror attack in his cap and use it in the election.

Posted by: Greg at October 29, 2010 07:35 AM (V9Q+f)

15 Just posted below about another shooting of the Marine museum last night.  Don't forget the Marine Corps Marathon in DC Sunday.

And as I posted below, someone at the Fox site commented, what if Barry used the shootings to impose martial law?  No elections next week. 

Nah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 07:36 AM (UOM48)

16

But definately the libs should come out in favor of a ground 0 Mosque.

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 07:37 AM (RKqDk)

17 My assless chaps will never get here by election day now.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 07:37 AM (9cflz)

18

13 - no, Lutherans!

Posted by: still peeli'n at October 29, 2010 07:37 AM (dOmYI)

19 THERE IS NO TERRORISM!!!!!!  ONLY MAN CAUSED DISASTERS BY ANGRY CITIZENS UPSET ABOUT THE HEALTH CARE BILL!!!!!!!  WHY CAN'T YOU STUPID BASTARDS UNDERSTAND THAT!!!!!

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at October 29, 2010 07:38 AM (UK9cE)

20 Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2010 11:34 AM (ZiywZ)

Neither.  Too much vodka this morning.

While I'm glad this (these?) was (were) stopped, I'm going back to what I said on the Metro Bomber thread- can there be any logical argument that says that Barky is doing a good job in the War on Terror?  I've lost count of how many (attempted) attacks have target the US just in the last 20 months or so- with none (after 2001) under Bush.

Maybe that "Kill them and disrupt their plans" strategy was a winner after all?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at October 29, 2010 07:38 AM (8y9MW)

21 Has Obama apologized for driving them to terrorism yet?

Posted by: nickless at October 29, 2010 07:38 AM (MMC8r)

22 The system worked?? I guess it did in some ways but where did they come from and how far did they get?

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 07:38 AM (RKqDk)

23
No reason for panic, it's simply a disgruntled teabagger seeking to interrupt the democrat win on November 2nd.

Posted by: Joy "Bitch" Behar at October 29, 2010 07:38 AM (v1gw3)

24 Out damn Greg sock.

Posted by: Holger at October 29, 2010 07:38 AM (V9Q+f)

25 I'm leaving. 

Posted by: Joy Behar at October 29, 2010 07:39 AM (r1OG3)

26

 My assless chaps will never get here by election day now.

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Roadking at October 29, 2010 07:39 AM (pFNL3)

27 Wonder if they had to call Barry off the golf course??

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 07:39 AM (RKqDk)

28 I see no reason to worry about this. Janet Napolitano has been fully briefed and the TSA is wide-awake and ready.

All praise to Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH), who will see us through this crisis. Just as he has led us into the light after the darkness of the Chimpy McBushilter years.

Posted by: the guy who says "en feugo" for ace at October 29, 2010 07:39 AM (Ulu3i)

29 #20

Ummm.  What about us?

Posted by: Dead and wonded Ft. Hood soldiers at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (UOM48)

30 Why bomb UPS planes, though?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (r1OG3)

31 Notice that they're using UPS as the method of transportation rather than the USPS.

I guess they wanted to ensure that everything arrived before Tuesday.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (onSgJ)

32
I'm leaving. 

Posted by: Joy Behar at October 29, 2010 11:39 AM (r1OG3)

Sit down bitch!

Posted by: Baba Wawa at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (v1gw3)

33 18

13 - no, Lutherans!

Posted by: still peeli'n at October 29, 2010 11:37 AM (dOmYI)


Yeah...cause Michelle wants to take our Hotdish away! You can't have a real congregational potluck without it!

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (XhS91)

34 Don't ya think a story like this warrants a link to something more substantial that a fucking tweet?

Posted by: Rocks at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (Q1lie)

35 #29  wonded=wounded

Posted by: Dead and wounded Ft. Hood soldiers at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (UOM48)

36 FNC is waffling about the England side of the story. They mentioned something about a suspicious package at the federal courthouse in Portland, ME, weren't sure it was related.

Posted by: Doc at October 29, 2010 07:40 AM (MYT77)

37 Yikes Hope they find whatever before it's loaded onto trucks

Posted by: d at October 29, 2010 07:41 AM (ChvB0)

38 Mormons?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 29, 2010 07:41 AM (0GFWk)

39 Actually, I think they plan this, then tip the authorities off so Obama can put stopping a terror attack in his cap and use it in the election.

Posted by: Greg at October 29, 2010 11:35 AM (V9Q+f)

You might wanna adjust the foil on your hat their sport.

Posted by: Roadking at October 29, 2010 07:41 AM (pFNL3)

40 Why bomb UPS planes, though?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 29, 2010 11:40 AM (r1OG3)


They also stopped a truck so maybe they were meant to blow up on delivery?

Posted by: Rocks at October 29, 2010 07:41 AM (Q1lie)

41 Damn, that UPS truck probably has my package from New Egg on it ...

Posted by: Chris R at October 29, 2010 07:41 AM (AO4qz)

42
I've also got a suspicious package!

Posted by: Barney Fag, D-Peni Puller at October 29, 2010 07:42 AM (v1gw3)

43 Radical Catholics!!!1!!1!

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2010 07:42 AM (7imdb)

44 I wonder if anyone on the left will "question the timing" on this?

Posted by: CC at October 29, 2010 07:42 AM (klw4o)

45 Wow, the Obama lovers are going to flaunt any success as proof of his super presidency, until anyone gets hurt, in which case, it's all bushh's fault.

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 29, 2010 07:43 AM (QxSug)

46 Time to get deadly fucking serious President Golf.

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2010 07:43 AM (7imdb)

47 If that UPS plane blows up all my Tax Records are on it and that Mona Lisa painting I bought yesterday

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 29, 2010 07:43 AM (0GFWk)

48 Fox said earlier that rumors were that there was some kind of "radiological" component to these plane groundings.

Now that really will be funny if they call out a radcon team to survey the planes. The typical high flying jet is crapped up to beat the band, especially around the intakes.

There is still a lot of radioactive crap floating around in the jet streams.

Anyway, back to work.

Posted by: Vic at October 29, 2010 07:44 AM (/jbAw)

49 let's say this is an AQ attack, it's pretty lame. I think they'd go for more commutery targets.

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 29, 2010 07:44 AM (QxSug)

50 Scary thought -- booby trapping people's packages with bombs rigged with timers.  Those things could go anywhere and go off at any time.  Frak!

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2010 07:44 AM (5/yRG)

51 Fedex is better.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 07:44 AM (9cflz)

52 Sigh. So this means my order of industrial D-cell batteries won't arrive in time for my Friday night 'Beharware' party.

Posted by: Mrs. Greg's Replica Massagers at October 29, 2010 07:44 AM (UaEqr)

53 Seems like these "undetermined" people of unknown ethnic origins sure like to influence U.S. elections right before they happen. Hey, if thats true, are they choosing sides? Naahh.

Posted by: jjshaka at October 29, 2010 07:44 AM (X5ieo)

54 "We can absorb a terrorist attack."

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at October 29, 2010 07:44 AM (0I2BW)

55 Why bomb UPS planes, though?

Well, they do advertise that they have 'electronic customs clearance' so that would imply that they don't do any low level investigations of the product and can get shipments into the US quickly and easily.

I'm just sayin.

Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2010 07:45 AM (UK9cE)

56 I blame the Hare Krishna.

Posted by: Holger at October 29, 2010 07:45 AM (V9Q+f)

57 Dear Proles:

In light of the potential terror attacks, I will cancel next Tuesday's elections.....for your own safety.

Meanwhile, watch this putt!

Posted by: King Barry at October 29, 2010 07:45 AM (UOM48)

58
Michelle is on top of this package thing.

Posted by: Hussein Obama at October 29, 2010 07:45 AM (v1gw3)

59 Posted by: Dead and wonded Ft. Hood soldiers at October 29, 2010 11:40 AM (UOM4

I didn't feel they required mentioning.  I was mentioning the attempts, specifically, to highlight that we didn't even have attempted attacks on the US once our security apparati got up and running under Bush.  Not ignored or forgotten, but unnecessary to make my point.

Also- kind of hard to stop an Army Major on base from wreaking some havoc if he decides to for any reason- terrorism or not.  Which is not to say the "red flags" shouldn't have resulted in better investigation, but even if he hadn't been a terrorist and just "went postal" he'd have done roughly the same amount of damage.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at October 29, 2010 07:45 AM (8y9MW)

60 This is what you get when you coddle your enemies. Rather than nuking Mecca on 9-12 we instead get this endless war with these savages. Eradicate the cult, root and branch, from the face of the earth.

Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2010 07:45 AM (IblyN)

61

I wonder when they'll use their emergency powers and shut down the internet?

Posted by: bob at October 29, 2010 07:46 AM (AT52Q)

62 I question the timing.

Posted by: Harry Reid and every other losing Demorat at October 29, 2010 07:46 AM (cf4iO)

63 Unfortunately, if it turns out that fundamentalist Christian militiamen are behind this new violence, all America will be clamoring for the moderate Ground Zero Cultural Center to be built as a counterbalance. All President Obama needs to do is to attend the groundbreaking ceremony on Monday in full Muslim garb, and the GOP is finished. And if he gets Joy Behar to sing the the national anthem in Arabic at the event, the tsunami will be complete. Regretfully, I do not think I can "Mecca" trip to the polling booth this November 2.

Posted by: Average Joe at October 29, 2010 07:46 AM (bN5ZU)

64 Open the FEMA camps. Ready the Zyklon B.

Posted by: Alex Jones at October 29, 2010 07:47 AM (9cflz)

65
I assure all Americans that everything has been done to protect them and their property.  This UPS package distraction will be over in this news cycle, and we can get back to the business of creating Utopia.

Posted by: Janet Incompetano at October 29, 2010 07:47 AM (v1gw3)

66 More stories (including more on the toner cartridge bomb):

http://tinyurl.com/25f5bm9

http://tinyurl.com/2b4sh34

http://tinyurl.com/22o6flv

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 29, 2010 07:47 AM (7+pP9)

67 I feel safe and secure. The US federal government is on the case.

Posted by: Barbarian at October 29, 2010 07:47 AM (EL+OC)

68 Don't make us throw hissy fits!

Posted by: Angry Presbyterians at October 29, 2010 07:47 AM (UOM48)

69 Joy Behar has just reported that these attacks either due to "Extremists" or Christians like Timothy McVeigh.

Posted by: robviously at October 29, 2010 07:48 AM (JYBAr)

70 Dammit.  You motherfuckers better not say Muslim or I'm walking off this blog!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 29, 2010 07:48 AM (r1h5M)

71 They attack us; we vote R and buy even more ammo. We ain't Euros yet.

Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2010 07:48 AM (HKVGZ)

72 Remember, remember the 5th of November ...

Posted by: Guy F. at October 29, 2010 07:48 AM (1/LL8)

73 We now..it seems.. that you ..uhm, people.. need me on that wall....ummm..you want me on that wall..... uhh...ah screw it, I have a tee time in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Barry at October 29, 2010 07:48 AM (X5ieo)

74 9 times out of 10 it turns out to be a Dildo.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2010 07:48 AM (wuv1c)

75 It won't be 8 hours before this is declared a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to effect the election.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2010 07:49 AM (OlN4e)

76 Hey I hope this UPS crap doesnÂ’t effect all those cheap drugs I ordered from Nigeria?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 29, 2010 07:49 AM (0GFWk)

77 These Tea baggers are angry, aren't they?

Posted by: Barry Ogabe at October 29, 2010 07:49 AM (AnTyA)

78 Is Couric more beautiful than Sawyer? News at 10.

Posted by: MFM at October 29, 2010 07:49 AM (IblyN)

79 They found a mysterious white powder in a steamer trunk bound for Anchorage.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 07:50 AM (9cflz)

80

Why bomb UPS planes, though?

Because it's easy.

Posted by: Call Hussein "Mister Fibs" at October 29, 2010 07:51 AM (n98P0)

81 Isolated incidents.  No religious connection.  Probably disgruntled white male military vets. 

Posted by: SurferDoc at October 29, 2010 07:51 AM (RKpGM)

82

If that UPS plane blows up all my Tax Records are on it and that Mona Lisa painting I bought yesterday

And the evidence that exonerates me.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2010 07:51 AM (wuv1c)

83
This bomb package reportedly boarded in Yemen.  If verified, simply pick a target and send a very strong message.  Harbor terrorist and we will eliminate you city-by-city and return the desert to the camels and Lawrence of Arabia.

Posted by: Fish at October 29, 2010 07:51 AM (v1gw3)

84 Bomb found on Yemen to US cargo flight.  Yemen, a hot bed of radical Episcopalian-ism.

Posted by: Harry Reid and every other losing Demorat at October 29, 2010 07:51 AM (cf4iO)

85 Any word on Staplers of Doom being involved?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 07:52 AM (9cflz)

86 Maybe it isn't a terrorist attack, maybe the Illinois Dems are just really desperate to stop the military ballots from arriving from overseas.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2010 07:52 AM (wuv1c)

87
we vote R and buy even more ammo.

Ohh, good plan.  Thanks for reminding me, need a couple hundred more rounds.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2010 07:52 AM (fx8sm)

88 Dammit.  You motherfuckers better not say Muslim or I'm walking off this blog!


Well, this is OBVIOUSLY not Muslim extremists as the packages are shipped and carried by unsuspecting carriers removing the martyr and virgin aspect required by Muslim terrorism rules.

Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2010 07:52 AM (UK9cE)

89 This must be long-expected Catholic response to "The DaVinci Code"

Posted by: McRingtail at October 29, 2010 07:52 AM (0I2BW)

90 Watch, the suspicious packages will be military absentee ballots.

Posted by: CDR M at October 29, 2010 07:53 AM (cqZXM)

91 Hmm... when I was leaving for work this morning, we had a SWAT style team outside getting ready to go into an apartment building across the street.  Full gear, and their cars were not "City Police" cars.  Completely different than a typical Seattle cruiser.  It was too dark and all I saw on them was "POLICE". 

We have a mustang that parks on the street with a bumper sticker that says, "Kuwait".

I'm of course, just speculating, here.

Posted by: Editor at October 29, 2010 07:53 AM (pUfK9)

92 9 times out of 10 it turns out to be a Dildo.

It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo ...

Posted by: "Brown" is disturbing in this context at October 29, 2010 07:53 AM (ZiywZ)

93 Who orders toner from Yemen?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 07:53 AM (9cflz)

94
We have investigated this supposed bomb, and found it not to be terror related.  All is calm.

Posted by: The FBI at October 29, 2010 07:54 AM (v1gw3)

95
Who orders toner from Yemen?

Maybe it was halal.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 29, 2010 07:54 AM (fx8sm)

96

>>> Who orders toner from Yemen?

CAIR

Posted by: Roadking at October 29, 2010 07:55 AM (pFNL3)

97 Hands off my white powder, peasants.

Posted by: Liesa Muckluckski at October 29, 2010 07:55 AM (9cflz)

98 You guys want me to take care of this one?

Posted by: A. Mitchell Palmer at October 29, 2010 07:55 AM (kw3jD)

99 Who orders toner from Yemen?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 11:53 AM (9cflz)

What poor UPS schmuck has the Yemen route?

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 07:55 AM (VuLos)

100 Hell will freeze over before a confirmed,widespread terrorist attack would be "allowed to be acknowledged" to take place 4 days before this election. They we're pretty darn descriptive on the bomb on the UPS plane in London, inside a ink printer cartridge box. And now it was all a mistake. I'm calling BS.

Posted by: Drider at October 29, 2010 07:56 AM (HaJD9)

101 What poor UPS schmuck has the Yemen route? Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 11:55 AM (VuLos) Bet they stick a JEW with that job, but I'm not paranoid?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 29, 2010 07:56 AM (0GFWk)

102 Damn.  I was looking forward to that shipment of falafel.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at October 29, 2010 07:56 AM (UOM48)

103 What poor UPS schmuck has the Yemen route?

The guy who pissed off the Teamsters, who run the UPS union, would be my guess.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 29, 2010 07:57 AM (onSgJ)

104 Downplay in 3,2,1,....

Posted by: dogfish at October 29, 2010 07:57 AM (7imdb)

105 Lefty bloggers: "This means you have to vote Democrat Tuesday or the terrorists win."

Posted by: McRingtail at October 29, 2010 07:58 AM (0I2BW)

106 Everything is fine. Barry is still campaigning about our stunning economic recovery. Get your tea bagging asses back in the back of the car.

Posted by: Damiano at October 29, 2010 07:58 AM (PA722)

107 Anything coming from Yemen should only be on that "slow boat from china"

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 29, 2010 07:58 AM (0GFWk)

108 What do you mean, 'looking at a suspicious package'?

Posted by: Brett Favre at October 29, 2010 07:59 AM (FcR7P)

109 Makeshift bombs on planes? From Yemen?? Those f**king blue-eyed Scandinavian Catholics at it again I see....

Posted by: Olliander at October 29, 2010 07:59 AM (6uiF7)

Posted by: Expert Testimony at GITMO! at October 29, 2010 07:59 AM (a3Z62)

111 Looks like I better postpone the election in order to protect the US.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 29, 2010 07:59 AM (mka2b)

112 I am outraged that anyone would suggest that there are Muslims in Yemen! Bill O'Reilly and his teabagger mob are behind this!

Posted by: Joy Behar at October 29, 2010 08:00 AM (9654J)

113 This is what you get when you coddle your enemies. Rather than nuking Mecca on 9-12 we instead get this endless war with these savages. Eradicate the cult, root and branch, from the face of the earth.

Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2010 11:45 AM (IblyN)

Amen.  When are we going to finally say that enough is enough?  All we do is swat a few of the worst of them now and again, and meanwhile sit around hoping they'll always be too stupid to successfully carry out another major attack.  We all know the one common theme to 99.9% of terrorism is Islam.  They're a source of daily misery in every place where they become a significant minority, as shown by the rape/assault waves in major European cities these days.  The very least we should do is begin mass deportation of the muslims and their sympathizers.   

Posted by: Reactionary at October 29, 2010 08:00 AM (xUM1Q)

114
Scrolling thru Weasel Zippers.  Head sploded.

Posted by: Joyless Behar at October 29, 2010 08:00 AM (0fzsA)

115 Guess that's why the DC cops had the area around the White House closed off this morning...

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 29, 2010 08:00 AM (02uN6)

116 Today, we are filing hate crimes charges against UPS for instigating terrorist actions against the U.S. by carrying cargo.

Posted by: Eric Holder at October 29, 2010 08:01 AM (pUO5u)

117 110 Makeshift bombs on planes? From Yemen??

Those f**king blue-eyed Scandinavian Catholics at it again I see....

No it's those mutza suit-wearing, beard-sporting Amish again.

I haven't seen AmishDude around today.  Coincidence? 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 29, 2010 08:01 AM (9hSKh)

118 Hmmm.  It all started at East Midlands Airport in England.  England=Muzzies.  Nah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:01 AM (UOM48)

119 "Of course, not all my conversations in immigrant communities follow this easy pattern. In the wake of 9/11, my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific reassurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

Posted by: don't dare stare hard at October 29, 2010 08:01 AM (bPbwB)

120 Or maybe it's just a publicity stunt for the Stuart/Colbert rally this weekend.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 29, 2010 08:02 AM (02uN6)

121

Those f**king blue-eyed Scandinavian Catholics secular Lutherans at it again I see....

fify

Posted by: martin luther at October 29, 2010 08:02 AM (AT52Q)

122 For crying out loud, drop the ROE and let us do what we're trained for. 

Posted by: Soldiers and Marines on the ground in Afghanistan at October 29, 2010 08:03 AM (UOM48)

123 I sure hope no terrorists get waterboarded over this.

Posted by: McRingtail at October 29, 2010 08:03 AM (0I2BW)

124 False flag operation? I only say that because so far it makes the government look competent, and at a key time.

Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2010 08:03 AM (qionK)

125 87
we vote R and buy even more ammo.

Ohh, good plan.  Thanks for reminding me, need a couple hundred thousand more rounds.

Don't scrimp on the important stuff!

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at October 29, 2010 08:03 AM (TkQ9R)

126 I wonder if this is another "dry run" or just a disrupt with fake bomb hoax thing.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 29, 2010 08:03 AM (ruu60)

127 Those korans I ordered for the White House koran burning ceremony.

Posted by: Precedent Ogabe at October 29, 2010 08:04 AM (9cflz)

128 @120 - that's from an Iowahawk essay, right?

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 29, 2010 08:04 AM (02uN6)

129 Nothing to worry about, folks.  It's apparently "just" a dry run. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:04 AM (UOM48)

130 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 29, 2010 12:01 PM (9hSKh)

The Amish? They are practically pre-Industrial. Their idea of a bomb is a cannon ball and a lit fuze.

Posted by: Holger at October 29, 2010 08:04 AM (V9Q+f)

131

#99,

No, I'll take care of it...

Posted by: "Billy" Mitchell at October 29, 2010 08:05 AM (dOmYI)

132 This is a false flag attack. That is at least what BigFoot told me.

Posted by: Alex Jones at October 29, 2010 08:05 AM (9cflz)

133 130
@120 - that's from an Iowahawk essay, right?

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 29, 2010 12:04 PM (02uN6)

I believe that's from Obama's book. 

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 08:06 AM (VuLos)

134 Al Qaeda's just mailing it in, now.

Posted by: nickless at October 29, 2010 08:06 AM (MMC8r)

135 This is just a distraction to keep us from noticing the construction of the camps in the great, un-washed Heartland. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:06 AM (UOM48)

136 #133 Naw, let me...

Posted by: Zombie Curtis LeMay at October 29, 2010 08:06 AM (02uN6)

137 I hope that I can count on minorities to join me in punishing our enemies, the Republicans, for this blatant attempt to swing the election in their favor. We will be rewarding our friends in Yemen for mailing these early Christmas gifts.

Posted by: President Anti Slurpee at October 29, 2010 08:06 AM (PA722)

138 We will now institute a program to hire thousands of worthless fucks-- err, I mean, open all packages and read all mail to counter any threats to Democrat-y-- I mean, democracy.

Posted by: Corporal Ogabe at October 29, 2010 08:06 AM (FcR7P)

139 130  @120 - that's from an Iowahawk essay, right?

p261 from The Audacity of Hope.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 29, 2010 08:07 AM (9hSKh)

140 The panty bomber went through Yemen too. I say completely embargo them. The country doesn't even try to stop the local terrorism they just side with one faction.

Posted by: Palerider at October 29, 2010 08:08 AM (FBj6Z)

141 I believe that's from Obama's book. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 12:06 PM (VuLos) Iowahawk is ghost-writing for Obama? What IS this world coming to!?

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 29, 2010 08:08 AM (02uN6)

142 Now they're checking out something in Brooklyn. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:08 AM (UOM48)

143

138,

I'll go first

Posted by: Eddie Rickenbacker at October 29, 2010 08:08 AM (dOmYI)

144 Just in time for a mid-term election.  How nice.

Posted by: listkeeper at October 29, 2010 08:08 AM (Nqh3i)

145 How can we save the planet if you people are not recycling your discarded toner cartridges!!!111!!!! 

Posted by: Greg the tree hugger at October 29, 2010 08:09 AM (pr+up)

146 When will my electric Kashmir Snuggy get here?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 08:09 AM (9cflz)

147 #132  The Amish? They are practically pre-Industrial. Their idea of a bomb is a cannon ball and a lit fuze.

You're right, how could I have been so blind?  The only other possible culprit for these attempted attacks are from radical Yemanese Mennonites ("failed Amish", as my friend wryly puts it). 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 29, 2010 08:10 AM (9hSKh)

148 How long before the Left cries "Reichstag"?

3...2...

Posted by: PJ at October 29, 2010 08:10 AM (GK2JE)

149 Time to turn Yemen into a parking lot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:10 AM (UOM48)

150

Someone should ask Bloomberg if he thinks this is the work of someone not happy with the healthcare bill

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2010 08:10 AM (1Jaio)

151 Time to turn Yemen into a parking lot. Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 12:10 PM (UOM4 How could ya tell?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 29, 2010 08:11 AM (0GFWk)

152

"Someone should ask Bloomberg if he thinks "

Comedy gold right there...

 

Posted by: Jess at October 29, 2010 08:12 AM (dOmYI)

153 Now they're checking out something in Brooklyn.

Something about Woody Allen movies and bombs belongs here.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 29, 2010 08:12 AM (ZiywZ)

154 Someone should ask Bloomberg if he thinks this is the work of someone not happy with the healthcare bill Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2010 12:10 PM (1Jaio) Hey buddy, it's after 12:00PM on a Friday, the rich guy has already flown off to some island sonewhere

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 29, 2010 08:12 AM (0GFWk)

155 There is nothing in the Islamic shithole of Yemen worth bombing.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 08:12 AM (9cflz)

156 Those crazy Methodists

Posted by: Timbo at October 29, 2010 08:12 AM (ph9vn)

157

1. Require every Muslim country to publicly and unequivocably renounce terrorism, specifically against the United States and its citizens worldwide.

2. Require every Muslim country to begin rounding up terrorists, instituting secular school programs focussed on teaching religious tolerance, ending state support for Islam and pro-Islamic laws, and guaranteeing freedom of religious worship to all people and faiths within their borders.

3. Inform any Muslim country that does not undertake these commitments that the next terrorist attack on the United States or its citizens anywhere will be regarded as having originated in that country, and invite their leaders to use their imagination concerning what will happen if the United States is attcked with weapons of mass destruction.

Posted by: sherlock at October 29, 2010 08:12 AM (TQbuA)

158 Islam - it's the gift that just keeps giving, isn't it?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2010 08:13 AM (bvfVF)

159

The Yemenese obviously have too much salt and tran-fats in their diet.

 

Posted by: M. Bloomberg at October 29, 2010 08:14 AM (pr+up)

160 Sarah Palin tweet:   Happy B'day Ahmadinejad wish sent by US Govt. Mind boggling foreign policy: kowtow & coddle enemies; snub allies. Obama Doctrine is nonsense

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 08:14 AM (RKqDk)

161 I've been to Yemen and there's only two things in Yemen.  Goats and terrorists.

Posted by: CDR M at October 29, 2010 08:14 AM (JSetw)

162 There is nothing in the Islamic shithole of Yemen worth bombing.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 12:12 PM (9cflz)

Yes there is.

Posted by: Holger at October 29, 2010 08:14 AM (V9Q+f)

163 133 - Well, get on with it son. 'Cause if I have dig myself out, there is going to be hell to pay.

Posted by: Zombie Curtis LeMay at October 29, 2010 08:14 AM (G5WHn)

164 Time to turn Yemen into a parking lot.

Second.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 29, 2010 08:14 AM (HicGG)

165 All your toner cartridges are belong to us. *jazzhands*

Posted by: Adam Gadahn, the American at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (UOM48)

166

Now they're checking out something in Brooklyn.

My mother in law. They'd better watch out.

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (RKqDk)

167 It's there lack of handgun laws that's driving them to do this.

Posted by: Michael Douche Bloomberg at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (pFNL3)

168 159 invite their leaders to use their imagination concerning what will happen if the United States is attcked with weapons of mass destruction.

If it's during Obama's reign, he will probably praise the bombers and invite them to lunch.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (bvfVF)

169 I wonder if the bomb threat on the Delta regional flight yesterday in Salt Lake was some sort of test. 

God, I hope this turns out to be nothing.

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (UcOiF)

170
This is what you get when you coddle your enemies.



Look at the modern, post-WWII Germans and Japanese, and consider how difficult it's been to get either of them to lift a finger to defend themselves anywhere except within their own borders.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (DZVrI)

171 Posted by: dagny

Typical. Obama spits in the face of Britain and Israel., but bends over and spreads 'em for Iran.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (V/C0X)

172 The system worked! Our retards have made it such a pain in the ass to fly that terrorists are forced thru competent channels- UPS.

Posted by: Dammit Janet at October 29, 2010 08:15 AM (FcR7P)

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2010 08:16 AM (OlN4e)

174 Could I get a day free from news about terrorists, serial killers, cat-torturers,  boy-touchers and Joy Behar up in here!? 

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 29, 2010 08:16 AM (HaYO4)

175 Falafel Summit.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 08:16 AM (9cflz)

176

138,

I'll go first

Posted by: Eddie Rickenbacker at October 29, 2010 12:08 PM (dOmYI)

I got this one, just someone bust me out of prison.

Posted by: Randy "Duke" Cunningham at October 29, 2010 08:16 AM (Mv/2X)

177 How you like the taste of my ass, bitches?

Posted by: Mr. October Surprise at October 29, 2010 08:17 AM (JpFM9)

178 Idiots. These were obviously "Pudding Bombs" sent over for Ace's post-election party.

Posted by: Fresh Air at October 29, 2010 08:17 AM (DrRWF)

179 Ok, now FOX is saying there was "NO radiological component found". 

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 08:17 AM (VuLos)

180 We should be hearing something from Andy "Eternal Gobsmackedness" Sullivan any time now....

Posted by: EC at October 29, 2010 08:17 AM (mAhn3)

181 I would think ANY package from Yemen would be suspicious.  What could they export, goat shit?

Posted by: nickless at October 29, 2010 08:18 AM (MMC8r)

182

Rahm Emanuel is coordinating with the DNC for an October surprise.

Posted by: devildog666 at October 29, 2010 08:18 AM (3RtZ6)

183 We'll take everybody BUT the Irish.

Posted by: Mayor of Rockridge at October 29, 2010 08:18 AM (JpFM9)

184 165 - 133 - Well, get on with it son. 'Cause if I have dig myself out, there is going to be hell to pay.

Mind if I go first?

Posted by: Zombie Paul Tibbets at October 29, 2010 08:18 AM (/U/Mr)

185 I think they are being driven to this because of New Jersey state's tremendous cuts to its teachers annual cost of living raise.

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 29, 2010 08:19 AM (QxSug)

186 Does this mean that Tiger is officially back to his Buddhist beliefs?

Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2010 08:20 AM (UK9cE)

187

This news pales in significance to the recent PPPP Poll showing that most AlQaeda terrorists no longer mind working alongside gays.

We know this is true because they tell us it's true and that's what it says in the poll.

Posted by: sartana at October 29, 2010 08:20 AM (WI9Do)

188 Oh, goody! I just got a big package from a Mr. "Insufficient Postage". I don't where "Return To Sender" is, but this must be a reward for my work...

Posted by: Achmed Al-GoatFuck at October 29, 2010 08:20 AM (FcR7P)

189
138
#133

Naw, let me...

Posted by: Zombie Curtis LeMay at October 29, 2010 12:06 PM (02uN6)



I say, old chap. Would you be amenable to some help from across the pond?

Posted by: Zombie Arthur "Bomber" Harris at October 29, 2010 08:21 AM (DZVrI)

190

OT

Dang! Christine O'Donnell is in striking distance of Coons.


Excellent!

Meg is also in striking distance of Brown.

Posted by: incognito at October 29, 2010 08:21 AM (qC2hE)

191 October surprise!!!!

Posted by: apodoca at October 29, 2010 08:21 AM (JCHdz)

192 Someone should ask Bloomberg if he thinks this is the work of someone not happy with the healthcare bill


I already did at #19.  Geez....see how dumb you voters are?

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at October 29, 2010 08:22 AM (UK9cE)

193 I've been to Yemen and there's only two things in Yemen.  Goats and terrorists.

Posted by: CDR M at October 29, 2010 12:14 PM (JSetw)

And you don't look like a goat.  (Sound of shotgun racking.)

Posted by: USA at October 29, 2010 08:22 AM (cf4iO)

194

The Mennonites strike again!

It's revenge for what happened at the Susquehanna Hat Company.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 29, 2010 08:22 AM (sWynj)

195 Sarah Palin tweet:   Happy B'day Ahmadinejad wish sent by US Govt. Mind boggling foreign policy: kowtow & coddle enemies; snub allies. Obama Doctrine is nonsense

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 12:14 PM (RKqDk)

They wished him Happy Birthday?  WTF is wrong with these people.


Posted by: Timbo at October 29, 2010 08:22 AM (ph9vn)

196 12 hour rule. Or is it 24?

Posted by: Bosk at October 29, 2010 08:22 AM (pUO5u)

197 Also a fire started just west of Boulder today at 6 AM ish MST. Flames moving northeast too close to downtown. Fire command at the 29th st mall. Evacuations in progress.

Posted by: Zimriel at October 29, 2010 08:23 AM (6pFe/)

198
Don't worry about a thing, Mr. President.  I've got everything under control.  Finish your waffle, and you'll still be able to make your tee time.

Posted by: Big Sis at October 29, 2010 08:24 AM (UOM48)

199 All of your candidates are in striking distance.

Posted by: Al Queda at October 29, 2010 08:25 AM (cqZXM)

200 You right-wingers are just drooling over the possibility of a terrorist attack, aren't you?

Posted by: erg, curled up the fetal position behind the phone servers at October 29, 2010 08:25 AM (EW49d)

201 176 Could I get a day free from news about terrorists, serial killers, cat-torturers,  boy-touchers and Joy Behar up in here!? 

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 29, 2010 12:16 PM (HaYO4)

What?? Narcissistic billionaires with napoleanic complexes don't rate?? You Ma'am are racist!!11!! Good Day! 

Posted by: M. Bloomberg at October 29, 2010 08:25 AM (pr+up)

202

Sarah Palin tweets again:

Americans awaken to bizarre natl security thinking of Obama Admn: Ahmadinejad b'day greeting after call 4 Israel's destruction speaks volumes.  

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 08:25 AM (RKqDk)

203
What was Amadinijihad's response, death to America?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 29, 2010 08:26 AM (uFokq)

204 Imagine the reaction from a President Christie.  *fans self*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:26 AM (UOM48)

205 ABC News Radio reports the Newark plane has been cleared (cargo removed?) but there's no word if a bomb was onboard.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 29, 2010 08:27 AM (7+pP9)

206 This is obviously an attempt to crush the peoples will to vote via a widespread fear tactic. A federal person (off the record) says that the box on the Philly plane had radiological signatures, now they say it didn't.In London, they say they found a bomb in an ink cartridge bow, now they say they didn't. I suggest doing an immediate search on the comings and goings of all Democratic operatives, done by an outside "find the operative" searching company!!! Hell if they Bolsheviks can play the idiotic "Bush blew up the towers" game than by God, so can I. Of course, if this is a large, widespread attack, using toxic materials then we should act quickly to counter and destroy the threat.That of course will take another two years for the 2012 elections to roll around so in the meantime, I suppose we will have a worldwide dragnet looking to find these terrorists, bring them to NY and put them on trial.

Posted by: Drider at October 29, 2010 08:27 AM (HaJD9)

207 They're now saying the packages may not be limited to UPS.

And who knew Yemen was an exporter of toner cartridges? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:28 AM (UOM48)

208 Now they're saying the Newark plane and one of the Philly planes have been cleared.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 29, 2010 08:28 AM (7+pP9)

209 reuters.com is now reporting simultaneously the package in the UK is and is not a bomb.

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 08:28 AM (RKqDk)

210 The White House Blog
A Comprehensive Approach to Yemen
Posted by Aaron W. Jost on September 24, 2010

On Friday, U.S. officials participated in a meeting of the Friends of Yemen in New York, marking an important occasion to coordinate international support for Yemen. The meeting also provides a good opportunity to discuss the United StatesÂ’ comprehensive approach to assist Yemen.

the Obama Administration initiated a review of its Yemen policy in the spring of 2009. The result was a comprehensive strategy to address the root causes of instability, and improve governance and the livelihoods of the Yemeni people. As a result, the United States has greatly expanded its economic and humanitarian assistance to the Yemeni people, to approximately $110 million over the past 12 months up from $14.3 million two years before.   This includes funds for:

* $67 million for the United States Agency for International Devleopment (USAID) to work in partnership with communities to directly address local needs.  This includes health, education, and water projects; mobile health and veterinary clinics; and support for increasing the capacity of local governments to deliver essential services.

*  $42.5 million in humanitarian assistance to Yemenis displaced by the conflict in northern Yemen, as well as to refugees in the south.

* more than $2.3 million in grants from the Department of StateÂ’s Middle East Partnership Initiative to local Yemeni organizations to support an inclusive democratic process.

As President Obama recently wrote, “We are also committed to helping Yemen achieve a future that builds upon the extraordinary talents of its people and the richness of its history…I am convinced that the people of Yemen can do more than overcome the threats that they face – they can build a future of greater peace and opportunity for their children.”


Plan's working like a charm, I see.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2010 08:28 AM (2MGtW)

211 151 Time to turn Yemen into a parking lot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 12:10 PM (UOM4

Thirded.  And may I suggest something in the glass spectrum?

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2010 08:29 AM (2g2ex)

212

Imagine the reaction from a President Christie.  *fans self*

Pres. Christie would send the fucker a severed goats head with a note that said "If you want to live to see another one, ya better fucking cool it".

Posted by: Roadking at October 29, 2010 08:29 AM (pFNL3)

213

"You Ma'am are racist!!11!! Good Day!"

That is Ms. Oven Gloves. I worked very hard to earn the $5 that I spent in the JC Penny kitchen accessories department, sir.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 29, 2010 08:29 AM (HaYO4)

214 211 That's a post of a tweet but how can reuters report simultaneously? Weird.

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 08:29 AM (RKqDk)

215 Which network has the best coverage? 

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 08:30 AM (UcOiF)

Posted by: Future Sec. of State John Bolton to Yemen at October 29, 2010 08:30 AM (UOM48)

217 Weren't the Brits whining just yesterday the US airport security was redundant and unnecessary?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 29, 2010 08:30 AM (WKRYJ)

218 Am not liking this AT ALL. My son's school is RIGHT NEAR a small airport out here in Chester County that does almost all UPS shipments for the area.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 08:30 AM (SB0V2)

219
in b4 eggmcmuffin says to Ace he prays for another terrorist attack

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 29, 2010 08:30 AM (uFokq)

220 This will go down the memory hole in 5...4....3....2..

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 08:30 AM (RKqDk)

221 But, but, we converted NASA to help them feel good! Oy gevalt, Major Tom!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2010 08:31 AM (9Cooa)

222 btw, Ed Rendell? EFF YOU: http://tinyurl.com/29gjlx2 they're ILLEGAL. suppressing their vote is NOT.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 08:31 AM (SB0V2)

223 163  You forgot "sand"...there's lots of sand there too, and a fair amount of really nasty bugs.

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2010 08:32 AM (5/yRG)

224 Yep.  Looks like a dry run.  Hopefully, that's all.

Still, Yemen, and the rest of the Muslim world, needs to be sent a "message."

(However, I realize this useless WH won't do crap.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:34 AM (UOM48)

225 Why does Yemen even have an airport?

Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2010 08:34 AM (aemFw)

226 I love how the MSM is so slow to cover this. Bad timing for their team, I guess?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 08:35 AM (SB0V2)

227 224 What an idiot. He was saying to get republicans out so their total was over 50%. God, I hate these race baiter demotards

Posted by: dagny at October 29, 2010 08:35 AM (RKqDk)

228 Pat Caddell, Darth Cheney, Chris Christie and John Bolton take a little trip to Yemen.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:35 AM (UOM48)

229 Look at the modern, post-WWII Germans and Japanese, and consider how difficult it's been to get either of them to lift a finger to defend themselves anywhere except within their own borders.

I don't want the Germans to start building Panzer Armies and the Japanese to start building aircraft carriers.

Posted by: Speller at October 29, 2010 08:35 AM (J74Py)

230 wait a second, I heard that the prez is really upset about this and getting ready to deploy the race card against the terrorists!

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 29, 2010 08:37 AM (QxSug)

231

O/T

eh..hehe, Michael Steele just sent me an e-mail titled "Don't let the Democrats Franken the election"

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2010 08:37 AM (pr+up)

232 Still, Yemen, and the rest of the Muslim world, needs to be sent a "message." We are sending a message; the President is visiting some mosques in Indonesia and Pakistan next month.

Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2010 08:37 AM (Ja6pC)

233 225 163  You forgot "sand"...there's lots of sand there too

Sand is just pre-"intervention" glass. 

Posted by: Y-not is losing her patience with these effety effs at October 29, 2010 08:37 AM (UcOiF)

234 Holy crap.  Now they're investigating a suspicious package outside the Federal Courthouse in Portland, ME.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:37 AM (UOM48)

235

OT

Dang! Christine O'Donnell is in striking distance of Coons.


Excellent!

Ten points behind with less than 4 days before the election isn't exactly "striking distance".

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 29, 2010 08:38 AM (plsiE)

236

Obviously Al Qaeda is just a convenient 'fall guy' or 'patsy' for today's activities. We have only to apply the conspiracy mongerers' favorite analysis methodology to determine this quite conclusively: CUI BONO.

Who benefits.

Al Qaeda doesn't benefit from this at all. So we have to ask -- why benefits from this? FED EX, as the direct competitor, clearly. But also those shadowy Federal government agencies which exist to police and control us, they also benefit by raising the fear level among all people. Remember -- FED EX actually stands for FEDERAL Express.

FEDERAL Express. FEDERAL agencies.

It doesn't get clearer. But there is more than just the similarity of the names. MUCH more -- there is mathematical proof! Today is October 29. 10/29/10. Divide 10 by ten, and you have 1, subtract that from the 29 to get 28. Divide 28 by 10, and you have 2.8. That's two point eight. There are twenty eight letters in the the phrase FEDERAL EXPRESS FEDERAL AGENCIES. Divide that by ten and you have ... Two. Point. Eight. Two, as in two hands; eight as in eight fingers, four on each hand (excluding thumbs, which aren't fingers). Two hands. Eight fingers. CLEARLY FED EX is now operating as part of the shadowy federal government cabal. But we have here only hands and fingers, who is the head? For occultic and numeristic reasons too convoluted and arcane to discuss here, the head is obviously KARL ROVE.

But you probably guessed that already.

Posted by: Louis Farrakhan, counting at October 29, 2010 08:38 AM (CnrIa)

237 Wow, they're cutting it close.  Only 4 days left until an election which most people believe the Democrats are going to take a serious bloodbath.  I was predicting an October surprise, but had all but forgotten about it considering how late in the game we were getting.  My scenario, though, was much more ominous, in that there would be an emergency of such a scale as to necessitate the postponement of election day either due to safety concerns or a concern about having to maintain continuity of government.  Let's see where, if anywhere, this goes.

Posted by: TimInVirginia at October 29, 2010 08:39 AM (uBNLO)

238 Ahmedinejad's birthday?  I'll send him a candygram.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 29, 2010 08:39 AM (Jdtsu)

239

235  Well, just hold off on the glass making experiment for 6 more days -- I'd kinda like to have non-mutant grandkids -- help a sister out here.

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2010 08:39 AM (5/yRG)

240 We may need to load a few thousand pounds of Smart Diplomacy on a B-52.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2010 08:39 AM (OlN4e)

241 That Juan Williams is so paranoid.

Why would he have any reason to be frightened of the Religion of Peace?

Posted by: blindside at October 29, 2010 08:40 AM (x7g7t)

242 240 Ahmedinejad's birthday? I'll send him a candygram. Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 29, 2010 12:39 PM (Jdtsu) Send him Joy Behar's rejected bouquet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2010 08:40 AM (9Cooa)

243

If your read Bin Laden's writings from before 9/11, you will see that a large part of his strategy to attack the west is to attack its economic infrastructure... and by using Fear, force it to become to expensive to do business.

Forcing all Packages on every plane to be inspected would make shipments much more expensive, and slow them down as well...

Even a FAKE attack will ensure that "our" Government will once more over react, as they have to appear to do somthing...

And any shock to the American economy, could push us over the edge of the current economic abyss.

Not good folks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2010 08:40 AM (AdK6a)

244 WTF?  FNC just said Yemeni Airlines handles UPS packages.  The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:40 AM (UOM48)

245

reuters.com is now reporting simultaneously the package in the UK is and is not a bomb.

Depends on what your definition of "is" is.

Posted by: bill at October 29, 2010 08:41 AM (AT52Q)

246

I don't want the Germans to start building Panzer Armies and the Japanese to start building aircraft carriers.

Posted by: Speller at October 29, 2010 12:35 PM (J74Py)

Japan already has one of the world's strongest navies.

And with Obama as President, I would encourage them to expand it.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2010 08:41 AM (7BU4a)

247

I love how the MSM is so slow to cover this. Bad timing for their team, I guess?

It was all over Fox News before I left for work a couple hours ago.

Not much to report yet- "suspicious packages" often turn out to be nothing.  Can't really blame them for being cautious.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 29, 2010 08:41 AM (plsiE)

248 Barry: Obviously, UPS acted stupidly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2010 08:41 AM (1Jaio)

249

WTF?  FNC just said Yemeni Airlines handles UPS packages.  The hell?

Makes perfect sense to me.  Like making Netanyahu fly US commercial and make his body guards check their weapons.

You're just a profiling, racist tea-bagger who wouldn't understand the subtelty of the situation.

 

Posted by: bib sis at October 29, 2010 08:42 AM (AT52Q)

Posted by: righ at October 29, 2010 08:42 AM (zWsnx)

251

Even a FAKE attack will ensure that "our" Government will once more over react, as they have to appear to do somthing...

Look closely. Dynamic inaction is the current government reaction. Not to be confused with actual action. Terrorists ain't dumb, but about 52% of Americans are.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2010 08:43 AM (OlN4e)

252

Look at the modern, post-WWII Germans and Japanese, and consider how difficult it's been to get either of them to lift a finger to defend themselves anywhere except within their own borders.

I don't want the Germans to start building Panzer Armies and the Japanese to start building aircraft carriers.

 

I do. They should carry their own frigging weight.

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2010 08:43 AM (wuv1c)

253

@103 Damn.  I was looking forward to that shipment of falafel.

I lol'd.

Posted by: April at October 29, 2010 08:43 AM (b0THY)

254 pffft.

Posted by: rightzilla at October 29, 2010 08:43 AM (zWsnx)

255

is it safe to say this isn't really anything but a dry run?

 

Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2010 08:44 AM (wuv1c)

256 Sooooo, UPS is having some trouble today , huh?

Well, ain't that a stone cold bitch.

I mean, nice business they got there.  It would be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: USPS at October 29, 2010 08:45 AM (EW49d)

257 Alternate universe scenario: October 29, 2014. Dateline, The White House, Washington DC. In a joint press conference, President Bolton and Vice President Christie announced that heavy bombardment of the Yemeni capital of Sanaa has begun and will continue “round the clock…” Heh. I can haz nice dreams?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2010 08:46 AM (9Cooa)

258 In the good ol' westerns, today's activities are the equivalent of the bad-ass wannabe deliberately knocking the hat off our hero while he is in the saloon about to cut the dust with some whiskey.  Only the hero is wearing mom jeans and is carrying a recalcitrant umbrella.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2010 08:46 AM (2g2ex)

259
MFM:  We interrupt programming for a special message from Michelle Obama.

(Michelle O, sporting stern, frowny face):  "As First Lady, I want to remind you to put down the cheeseburgers and fries.  It's your duty as proles, er, American citizens."

MFM:  Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:47 AM (UOM48)

260 All this BS over a toner cartridge? A frigging toner cartridge? Is it a nuclear toner cartridge or what?

Posted by: robtr at October 29, 2010 08:47 AM (hVDig)

261 IMO, they should stop reporting these dry run failures.  The Government is just allowing them to practice and perfect.


Posted by: Bob the bobguy at October 29, 2010 08:47 AM (KuTp6)

262

Yeah, yeah.  It's not like al qaeda is in Yemen, or anything.  And even if they were, I'm told that we need not worry about them.

Now this reall distrubs me:  did anyone check out the side bar link about UK college so-called "straight" students:

Based on in-depth interviews of 145 British university and high-school students, Anderson and his colleagues discovered that 89 percent had kissed a male heterosexual friend on the lips at some point. A total of 37 percent had engaged in "sustained" kissing with another man, Anderson said. The men all identified as straight, and they didn't see the kisses as sexual.

"These men have lost their homophobia," Anderson said. "They're no longer afraid to be thought gay by their behaviors, and they enjoy intimacy with their friends, just the same as women."

WTF?  This is just wrong. 

I'm not the least bit homphobic, but I may start if I have to liplock another dude to prove it someday.

The article goes on to say:

"Apparently assured by the knowledge any behavior could never label them gay, all 145 of the self identified straight men claimed to have engaged in oral sex with another straght male while listenning to the Pet Shop Boys and dreaming of  Marc Rubio."

Posted by: FreakyBoy at October 29, 2010 08:49 AM (YU9IY)

263 Well, on the upside of this crap, the libtard douches could be too scared to go to the polls on Tuesday.  So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 08:49 AM (UOM48)

264

 Future Sec. of State John Bolton to Yemen

We're with you

Posted by: 40th Bomber Group at October 29, 2010 08:50 AM (dOmYI)

265

All your international parcel handlers are belong to us.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2010 08:50 AM (pr+up)

266 You guys need to stop using the term "dry run". Your giving Greg an erection.

Posted by: maddogg at October 29, 2010 08:50 AM (OlN4e)

267

How's this for an argument:

Not all Klansmen engaged in lynching.

Read it, dammit!

Another example of where this country is headed and why we have to take it back.

Boker Tov Boulder

 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 29, 2010 08:50 AM (r1h5M)

268 Someone explain the dry run logic using packages? The send a mess of curious packages like in London with wires and white powder, send them all out on UPS planes to different locations and what.............wait for the packages to be discovered as they surely would be and THEN send out the real deals? It's not like they lose a zealot, all they lose is cardboard and tape, logic dictates that the dry run story is total BS.

Posted by: Drider at October 29, 2010 08:50 AM (HaJD9)

269

Only the hero is wearing mom jeans and is carrying a recalcitrant umbrella.

And milk, don't forget the milk because there is no way this loser would drink whiskey.

Meh - maybe a Zima.

Posted by: Roadking at October 29, 2010 08:50 AM (pFNL3)

270

A frigging toner cartridge? Is it a nuclear toner cartridge or what?

Don't worry. If it's for an HP Deskjet, it probably has a half life of nine days.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 29, 2010 08:51 AM (sWynj)

271 Just a guess, but terrorists are probably making good on their ideas to drop fake bombs since we are paralyzed whenever they are found.

Posted by: SnowSoul at October 29, 2010 08:52 AM (7kgOh)

272 Did eBay-Yemen offer the best price on a toner cartridge? Really, why would a toner cartridge be coming from Yemen? Why would anything be coming from Yemen?

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2010 08:53 AM (FcR7P)

273
dry runs rely on the Boy Who Cried Wolf theory*

Do enough of these 'dry runs' and the security becomes complacent after a while.

*yes, the same theory that I just made up

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 29, 2010 08:53 AM (uFokq)

274 Notice how the MSM doesn't dare talk about how this affects the global pudding trade?  Thanks a lot bin Laden.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at October 29, 2010 08:55 AM (+lsX1)

275 Carly Fiorina outsourced toner cartridges to Yemem

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at October 29, 2010 08:55 AM (hVDig)

276 Yemenis hate these toner cartridges!  Stay away from the toner cartridges!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 29, 2010 08:55 AM (2g2ex)

277

So did Ace's Get Out The Vote turn into Get Out The Valu-Rite?

Where's the Ewok?

Posted by: Roadking at October 29, 2010 08:56 AM (pFNL3)

278 Meanwhile I'm sitting in Orlado airport (MCO) 4-hours delayed for a flight to Boston (the inbound flight from BOS is, go figure, delayed about 3-hours), wondering if I should use this news as an excuse to get totally freaking blotto.

Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2010 08:56 AM (ghBzt)

279 240 Ahmedinejad's birthday?  I'll send him a candygram. Tomahawk.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 29, 2010 12:39 PM (Jdtsu)

FIFY

Posted by: Hedgehog at October 29, 2010 08:56 AM (oQIfB)

280 UPS

Customer Service
Track a Package
Calculate Time and Cost

Yemen
Contact Information

Sun Tours and Travel
Authorized Service Contractor for UPS
Damascus Street - Hadda area
Sana'a
 
Aden
Al-Maala Street
Aden

Hodeidah
Al-Meina Street
Hodeidah

Taiz
Al-Kamb Street
Taiz

"What can brown do for you?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2010 08:57 AM (2MGtW)

281 SURPRISE!!!!

Posted by: ChiTown-Jerry at October 29, 2010 08:57 AM (f9c2L)

282
The next time airport screeners see a toner cartridge with wires...

they'll let it go through.


Posted by: Soothsayer at October 29, 2010 08:57 AM (uFokq)

283 wow, I guess Jon Stewart is influential. They really are trying to keep fear alive, or whatever stupid thing it is his buttboy Colbert is doing.

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 29, 2010 08:57 AM (QxSug)

284 Looks like to me the dry run was a success. The fakes made it on the planes and arrived in the US. They're looking to drop planes from the skies, correct? Once the device is on the plane, they don't care that it reaches the US. They just want it ON the planes.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 29, 2010 08:57 AM (eCAn3)

285 @275 Or they are a diversion to occupy security forces while the real attack(s) occur elsewhere.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 29, 2010 08:58 AM (02uN6)

286 On Fox this a.m. the president of British Airways said that he thinks it is unnecessary and useless for passengers to have to take off their shoes before a flight.  My first thought was that it made sense.  I would prefer (and feel safer), if I knew that everybody on a flight was "armed" with a nail file or knife that they had hidden in their shoe.  Arming everybody makes more sense than disarming everybody but the terrorists.

Posted by: chillin the most at October 29, 2010 08:58 AM (6IV8T)

287 Posted by: Ben at October 29, 2010 12:43 PM (wuv1c)

Second.

Actually, as I recall, Japan isn't allowed to have a military for anything other than local defense.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at October 29, 2010 08:58 AM (8y9MW)

288

At least while this is going on, you aren't deluged with stories like this:

http://tinyurl.com/2fulrmg

Essentially a replay of the rally Beck organized where we heard for days after interminable days about how supporters were flocking to the rally.

Remember... deluged... with stories.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 29, 2010 08:59 AM (r1h5M)

289 Fox just announced that the Jewish Federation of Chicago was apparently one of the destinations for the suspicious packages they've been finding today.  I wonder what other groups were to be on the receiving end of terror?

Posted by: Boots at October 29, 2010 08:59 AM (neKzn)

290 DocJ - Depends.. you're not supposed to be flying the plane, are you?

If not, go for it.. it's after noon.

Posted by: ChiTown-Jerry at October 29, 2010 08:59 AM (f9c2L)

291 288 Looks like to me the dry run was a success. The fakes made it on the planes and arrived in the US. They're looking to drop planes from the skies, correct? Once the device is on the plane, they don't care that it reaches the US. They just want it ON the planes.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 29, 2010 12:57 PM (eCAn3)

I'd think they'd rather the packages blow up at their final destination....more human death.  No one get too freaked out if a cargo plane goes down....with all due respect to the pilots.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 09:00 AM (VuLos)

292
There's a Tea Party in Yemen?
-MSM

Posted by: Dang at October 29, 2010 09:00 AM (TXKVh)

293

You're all dragging me down. 

I'm sure this was just a marketing stunt for a new Cartoon Network program - something like the movie Wall-E but involving toner cartridges left on a plantet ruined by humans but for my hipster demographic.

(Remember how everyone in Boston freaked out about those electronic boards with wires left on bridges, subway lines etc.?    chill out, dudes.

Posted by: hipster at October 29, 2010 09:01 AM (AT52Q)

294

And milk, don't forget the milk because there is no way this loser would drink whiskey.

Meh - maybe a Zima.

Zima would be too potent for him.  At most a sarsaparilla.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2010 09:02 AM (2g2ex)

295 @290 The answer to airline hijacking is to have the airlines duct tape a machete to the back of every seat.

Posted by: Nighthawk at October 29, 2010 09:02 AM (02uN6)

296

I'd think they'd rather the packages blow up at their final destination....more human death.  No one get too freaked out if a cargo plane goes down....with all due respect to the pilots.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 01:00 PM (VuLos)


I've been sitting here thinking about this from the raghead's perspective(I denounce myself) and what the possible acceptable outcomes to this would be. The easiest and most obvious one at least to me is, get the packages on the planes and drop them from the skies. Don't have to worry about security at the backend doing what they're doing right now, which is package discovery and disposal. Once those packages are in the air, boom down comes the targets, terror achieved.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 29, 2010 09:02 AM (eCAn3)

297 Mumbai stayle attack, in DC, during the rally.

Paging Kratos, I need to borrow your tagline...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 29, 2010 09:03 AM (GBXon)

298 Barack Obama, the "toner cartridge with wires sticking out" of Presidents.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2010 09:03 AM (FcR7P)

299 time to fire Juan Williams again!

Posted by: NPR at October 29, 2010 09:03 AM (6SGWt)

300 Thanks for that, Jerry.  (hiccup)

Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2010 09:04 AM (ghBzt)

301 The answer to airline highjacking is to issue a small canister of pepperspray to all boarding adults as they get on and then collect them again when they deplane. 

Posted by: Speller at October 29, 2010 09:05 AM (J74Py)

302

 At most a sarsaparilla.

With a dollup of whipped cream no less.

Perfect.

Posted by: Roadking at October 29, 2010 09:05 AM (pFNL3)

303 Janet Napolitano "'our packages are safer now more than any other time in history". " will some one help me change my depends".

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 29, 2010 09:06 AM (EMalB)

304 Why didn't we think of this first?

Posted by: InkJet Islamists at October 29, 2010 09:06 AM (+sBB4)

305
"I got to tell you, if I see Yemeni bombs that are in toner cartridges and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as toner cartridges,  I get worried.  I get nervous.”

-Juan Williams

Posted by: Dang at October 29, 2010 09:08 AM (TXKVh)

306 I'm sick of this crap.  We need someone in the WH with a set of balls (and that goes for any woman, as well.).  It's time to put the fear of Allah in these Muslim bastards.  And no more "smart diplomacy."  See where that sh*t is getting us.  Screw 'em all and let Allah sort 'em out.

/rant off

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 09:09 AM (UOM48)

307 Actually, as I recall, Japan isn't allowed to have a military for anything other than local defense.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)

That depends on your definition of "local."  I've seen Japanese destroyers deployed in the Persian Gulf, and my last trip there was in 2003.


Posted by: Greg, Polevaulter for Justice at October 29, 2010 09:09 AM (Snu7z)

308 Black Orchid...I see that you are in my neck of the woods. I worked at a company near that airport.  We should try and get together for a latte (laced with Valu-Rite of course)!

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 09:10 AM (oCbCP)

309 Synagogues in Chicago on high alert.  Louis Farrakhan and Rev. Wright highly amused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 09:10 AM (UOM48)

310 That depends on your definition of "local."  I've seen Japanese destroyers deployed in the Persian Gulf, and my last trip there was in 2003.

Hey, that's local for them.  It's why Murtha wanted to redeploy the troops to Okinawa.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at October 29, 2010 09:11 AM (onSgJ)

311

291  ...and it's one of the most well equipped localized defense forces ever; seriously -- the Japanese have a very competent naval arm and some very good pilots, some of the best I'd wager

The Germans have some very good pilots ...and some of their special forces guys are pretty good and some of their weapons are good...the rest?  Let's just say it isn't their granddad's army.

Posted by: unknown jane at October 29, 2010 09:11 AM (5/yRG)

312 Is this the beginning of the Toner Cartridge Arms Race?

Posted by: CNN at October 29, 2010 09:12 AM (+sBB4)

313

I blame Bush. 

Anyone else think the timing of this and his book release are a coincidence?

Racism - straight up.  (I have to go get another tattoo now)

Posted by: janeane garafalo at October 29, 2010 09:14 AM (AT52Q)

314 At least on aircrew reported a radiological warning. Crews were checked and cleared of any contamination.

I've been away from the news all morning.  Are we talking dirty bombs here or worse?

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 09:18 AM (Ew1k4)

315 "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Posted by: Weird Al at October 29, 2010 09:18 AM (tE8FB)

316 I needs me some 'stache right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 09:18 AM (UOM48)

317 If I've told you morons once, I've told you a hundred times: YOU DO NOT SEND LIT PUDDING CUPS THROUGH THE MAIL OR BY CARRIER.

Posted by: Moi at October 29, 2010 09:20 AM (Ez4Ql)

318 Has the TSA come out and said it's not terrorism? Because if the TSA/ FBI/ NSA/ other gubbermint agency says it's not terrorism, that's the sign that it's terrorism.

Posted by: shibumi at October 29, 2010 09:24 AM (OKZrE)

319 So, where is George Soros tonight?  He's trying to swing the election.

Posted by: ApacheWarrior at October 29, 2010 09:24 AM (MWCVE)

320 Drudge now linking that no explosives on planes in Newark or Philly.

Posted by: EC at October 29, 2010 09:26 AM (mAhn3)

321 Hey, isn't the guy on Fox now a former CNN guy?  I can't remember his name... something Jewish.  When did he jump ship? 

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 09:28 AM (UcOiF)

322 Rick Leventhal....he's been on Fox forever.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2010 09:31 AM (VuLos)

323 Who orders toner from Yemen?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 29, 2010 11:53 AM (9cflz)

Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: Isolated Jihadi, Just Working By Himself and Having Nothing to do With Islam ... at October 29, 2010 09:33 AM (n98P0)

324 So we've got this crap going on, and weird shootings at the Pentagon, Marine museum at Quantico (twice) and the Marine recruiting center in Chantilly, VA. 

Damn.  Wish we had someone with giant, clanging balls in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 09:37 AM (UOM48)

325 "Looks like to me the dry run was a success. The fakes made it on the planes and arrived in the US. They're looking to drop planes from the skies, correct? Once the device is on the plane, they don't care that it reaches the US. They just want it ON the planes." Ah yes, nothing like alerting every package carrier on the planet as to your intentions to cleverly lull them into a false sense of security..... idiot.

Posted by: TomB at October 29, 2010 09:40 AM (GnoLL)

326 Ok, here is the way it is. AQ would have sent bombs, there would be no dry run, why take twice the risk when you can do it easier in one trip, if it failed then they lose cardboard. No..............I suspect that for the past week, there have been higher ups in the "B" administration who have been pulling out their hair, whining and crying that all is lost, their entire agenda, wiped out, many of their friends drummed out of office....Just cry,cry,crying that all is lost, it is hopeless..............but...........for one last ploy.....surpressing the vote using FEAR!!!! They no doubt had a high level contact with a muslim sounding name contact a Yemeneese with a muslim sounding name to come up with a way to get in an October surprise and came up with a plan to mail harmless packages all over the place from Yemen, run it 24/7 on the news.Nobody gets hurt and fewer people get in their cars and go vote. Remember, the most dangerous Bolshevik's by far are the ones with nothing left to lose!

Posted by: Drider at October 29, 2010 09:44 AM (HaJD9)

327 I'd think they'd rather the packages blow up at their final destination....more human death.  No one get too freaked out if a cargo plane goes down....with all due respect to the pilots.

A plane blowing up over a US city would be bad enough.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at October 29, 2010 09:48 AM (WKRYJ)

328 Now all package carriers have suspended taking packages from Yemen. The dry run was a success!!!!!!

Posted by: TomB at October 29, 2010 09:50 AM (GnoLL)

329 312. Hi SJR2! You going to the PuddingCon thingie? anyway was just at my son's school for Halloween parade. All seemed calm. but if they were to detonate bombs on planes carrying UPS packages - well that does scare me. because QVC is right there too, a sh*tload of UPS comes through that area every day. They could hit the school, or other schools near it (there are at least two others right next to that airport). I don't like this one little bit.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 09:51 AM (SB0V2)

330 So, basically, what you're telling me is that my "toner cartridges" are going to be delayed?

Fuck.

Posted by: Amish guy at the UPS store at October 29, 2010 09:51 AM (EW49d)

331 Posted by: Greg, Polevaulter for Justice at October 29, 2010 01:09 PM (Snu7z)

I could also just be wrong.  It does, occasionally, happen.
I could have sworn that was part of their surrender, though...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at October 29, 2010 09:52 AM (8y9MW)

332

"Looks like to me the dry run was a success. The fakes made it on the planes and arrived in the US. They're looking to drop planes from the skies, correct? Once the device is on the plane, they don't care that it reaches the US. They just want it ON the planes."

Actually, AQ and the jihadis don't care much whether their bombs make it through and blow up, or not.  The jihadis are more than satisfied if the threat of bombs being shipped forces our shipping to grind to a halt or just cost too much to run.  If the bombs blow up, it's gravy for mohammed, but even if they don't, just the threat is enough for them.  Then they can just move on to some other threat, to stop more economic activity and cost us more, in terms of money and time, to maintain our society.

Posted by: The Baader-Meinhof American Administration at October 29, 2010 09:54 AM (n98P0)

333 A plane blowing up over a US city would be bad enough.

Especially if the bombs were designed to disperse biologics or radioactive material. 

If it is a real AQ operation, I'm surprised it took them so long.  I have long noticed that lots of shipping operations are placed in low traffic unsuccessful looking storefronts.  And let's just say that the folks behind the counter would make Juan nervous.

Why haven't we heard anything about USPS carriers yet? 


I don't like the timing of this at all.  *looks for Reynolds Wrap*

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 09:54 AM (UcOiF)

334 October Surprise: The Portland Maine thing was designed to destroy Barry's birth certificate. Some lawyer clown with hat and glasses tipped off Ed Schultz about the presence of his real birth certificate. Ok question to all of the cogent Ace visitors, does anyone think this is all baloney? Doesn't terror always help the party in power, rally around the flag, etc. If all of these packages turn out to not contain explosives, could this be some media manipulate scare designed to keep a few dem votes on Tuesday, or am I crazy and no way this would help the Dems? Think back to the past year, how many times have we heard reports of suspicious packages and it has gotten very little attention. Remember the Amsterdam Two. I know this site doesn't just read the news like sheep, the Ace site and visitors actually look beyond the headlines, so what is going on? Of course this all could be legit, sometimes the simplest answer explains it.

Posted by: war69DotCom at October 29, 2010 09:55 AM (kkJwm)

335 329 "Looks like to me the dry run was a success. The fakes made it on the planes and arrived in the US. They're looking to drop planes from the skies, correct? Once the device is on the plane, they don't care that it reaches the US. They just want it ON the planes."

Ah yes, nothing like alerting every package carrier on the planet as to your intentions to cleverly lull them into a false sense of security.....

idiot.

Posted by: TomB at October 29, 2010 01:40 PM (GnoLL)


I seriously hope you weren't aiming that last comment at me dude.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 29, 2010 09:56 AM (eCAn3)

336 Is this the beginning of the Toner Cartridge Arms Race?

Mr. President, we must not allow a Toner Cartridge gap!

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at October 29, 2010 09:56 AM (EW49d)

337 Black Orchid....I must have missed the PuddingCon thing....I'm in groups so send me a note letting me know where and when.  I work(ed)? (long story) at the Q and UPS is joined at the hip with them.  Having said that, outgoing packages wouldn't be an issue, incoming stock is not handled at that location.  Hope this info puts your mind at ease.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 09:59 AM (oCbCP)

338 One of my friends spoke to the "totally freaked out" UPS guy who was like "you are lucky your getting your package".   The guy was trying desperately to get his damn truck delivered in record time. 

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:00 AM (p302b)

339 Thank you SJR2, that is good to know! I have friends at the Q - they love it there. Seems like a fun place to work! I signed up for the Yahoo group but never seem to get on there - will try to do so. Our Pudding Con is the Sat after the election, down in Delaware at Iron Hill.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 10:03 AM (SB0V2)

340 Ok question to all of the cogent Ace visitors, does anyone think this is all baloney? Doesn't terror always help the party in power, rally around the flag, etc.

I don't think that they would initiate something like this. 

But I do think that this administration, which makes Nixon look like a girl scout, would certainly consider finding ways to exploit it.

And, yeah, there is that rally around the flag effect, but I'm thinking that in this case the more likely scenario is turnout suppression from fear/uncertainty until/unless something blows up, at which point you'd get the redwhiteblue effect. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 10:04 AM (UcOiF)

341 This is just to cover up the 'bomb' that was Øbama's Jon Liebowitz performance.

Posted by: Schwalbe at October 29, 2010 10:04 AM (UU0OF)

342 The Muslim world loves us now that we have Duh One in charge.
At least we got that going for us.

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at October 29, 2010 10:05 AM (pELFl)

343 344. Honestly, I don't think a false flag would help the Dems AT ALL. no way no how

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 10:05 AM (SB0V2)

344 Q is a great place to work! Great, great people there.  I'll check my couch for any loose change and maybe I'll get to the Delaware event.  Iron Hill isn't the cheapest locale in Delaware...you guys must be evil rich capitalists or something...

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 10:07 AM (oCbCP)

345 "340 Is this the beginning of the Toner Cartridge Arms Race?

Mr. President, we must not allow a Toner Cartridge gap!

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at October 29, 2010 01:56 PM (EW49d)'

CNN showed a quick picture of the one of the items.  Call me crazy but it didn't look "unsophisticated" as they put it, to me....it looked like it had some kind of circuit board. 

One of my friends said it looked like his science project in high school.

another of my friends said he hoped they were searching all USPS packages as he says a lot of folks confuse USPS with UPS....

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:07 AM (p302b)

346 Not to go all OT, but am dragging a single, lovely, blonde, French-speaking conservative friend to the DE PuddingCon - all must be nice to her! She is a good Catholic girl! (and looking for a nice guy too)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 10:10 AM (SB0V2)

347 Synagogues in Chicago on high alert.  Louis Farrakhan and Rev. Wright highly amused.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2010 01:10 PM (UOM4

Well Imam Obama will be in town tomorrow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2010 10:11 AM (1Jaio)

348 Jane D'Oh do you have a newsletter?  I think the world would be better off with a lot of dead jihadis and the ME (exception Israel) being turned into a sheet of glass. 

Posted by: NotAMolly at October 29, 2010 10:12 AM (ADJFU)

349

Racism - straight up.  (I have to go get another tattoo now)

Posted by: janeane garafalo at October 29, 2010 01:14 PM (AT52Q)

 

One that completely covers her face would be nice

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2010 10:12 AM (1Jaio)

350 There's no advantage for this for the Obama regime.  Americans will rally to the flag and find Obama standing on it.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 10:12 AM (Ew1k4)

351 We've been at Philly International all day.  Still there.  What we're hearing is that the feds think this may be a dry run for something bigger.  Our guys and the Philly Fire Department Haz-mat teams concur.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2010 10:13 AM (GCsr3)

352 This entire thing is freaky.  What cities are now looking at planes/packages?

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 10:15 AM (oCbCP)

353 thanks for checking in with us, Wyatt. damn. I don't like this. they may be thinking something like "our window of opportunity is closing" - does that make sense? so have to hit us soon.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 29, 2010 10:16 AM (SB0V2)

354 Jesus, BlackOrchid -- they're going to need a bigger room now.

Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2010 10:17 AM (aemFw)

355 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2010 02:13 PM (GCsr3)

at the same time two of my buds said that and CNN and Rush.....

and then they said Baltimore airport was thirty minutes behind due to the security line being slow....duh...

and then they showed a map of UPS facilities and such and man they are busy little beavers.....

I also heard that yesterday or this morning there was a package left in I think DC and that caused a ruckus.....but I was switching channels on that one so it could be all wrong...

Really no kidding "If you see something, say something" is truly truly important

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:17 AM (p302b)

356 356 This entire thing is freaky.  What cities are now looking at planes/packages?

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 02:15 PM


wasn't some passenger plane diverted yesterday or something?

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:20 AM (p302b)

357 Curious - Something was left at a DC train station, I think.  caused all kinds of mayhem.  Now this. 

The feds here think something is coming.  They always say that, but they look like they mean it this time.  Makes sense, as they would need time to adjust to the new POTUS and his national security policies - or lack thereof - which may be why 9-11 was almost two years into Bush's term.  Timing is right.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2010 10:20 AM (GCsr3)

358 And I'm sure the highly intellectual wise-asses at MSNBC and CNN (and the alphabets) will treat this as they would were this the Bush administration in the White House: "He was told last night around 10:30 the planes were headed to US soil? And he allowed them to land in our airports in major cities?"

Posted by: Drillanwr at October 29, 2010 10:20 AM (I75Gr)

359 There must be a large T.E.A. Party contingent in Yemen.

Posted by: MFM Speaking Hairdo at October 29, 2010 10:20 AM (+gdWM)

360 Why is it that airlines still service Yemen, Pakistan, etc.?

Let the bitches walk.

Posted by: Adjoran at October 29, 2010 10:22 AM (VfmLu)

361 "If you see something, say something" is truly truly important.

Best comment of the day.  In a lot of places - Philly in particular - manpower is at an all-time low.  We need people to notify us if they see anything they think is out of sorts.  We'd rather go to a false alarm then go after something happened.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2010 10:22 AM (GCsr3)

362 See how much the world hates Booosh.  He has his mug up on the Drudgey thingy on the interwebs about his book and so our enemies get upset and send bombs toward us.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 29, 2010 10:22 AM (+gdWM)

363 H8ers H8n

Posted by: Megafatass McCain at October 29, 2010 10:24 AM (+gdWM)

364 One of my friends remembered this, wonder if there is a connection?

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:28 AM (p302b)

365 Churches, synagogues, and oh yeah mosques have been put on alert here in Chi-town.

Damn Agnostics.

Posted by: Cathy workin' for the man at ORD at October 29, 2010 10:30 AM (b0AML)

366 Shootings at military targets, planes diverted, odd packages all over the place.  I'm with you Wyatt on the Philadelphia area. The guard is definitely down.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 10:30 AM (oCbCP)

367

A law enforcement source tells CBS 2 Chief Correspondent Jay Levine the word is out to synagogues in Chicago not to accept UPS packages from east of New York. The are asked to call Chicago Police if any delivery is attempted.

FBI spokesman Ross Rice added that while there are no identifiable or specific threats to the Chicago area, all churches, synagogues and mosques in the area are being warned to be vigilant for unsolicited or unexpected packages, especially those originating from overseas locations.



Pretty sure the mosques don't have anything much to worry about. But hey, I guess we have to be "inclusive" in our terror warnings so certain groups don't feel profiled -- or something.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2010 10:31 AM (2MGtW)

368 CNN is calling this an "international security alert" for those away from their tv's.

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:32 AM (p302b)

369 Also, Scientology centers, wiccan covens, Satanist Black Masses, Ra temples, pyramids, Stonehenge (just in case - it was either that or a calendar), and the ground upon which your new exciting lover walks are on high alert.

Posted by: Cathy, workin' for the man at ORD at October 29, 2010 10:35 AM (b0AML)

370 If you scroll down at this link you can see what the television watchers are seeing as regards what this looks like.

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:37 AM (p302b)

371

I blame the Hello Kitty cultists.

Why they gotta be hatin', huh?

Posted by: Drillanwr at October 29, 2010 10:38 AM (I75Gr)

372 which may be why 9-11 was almost two years into Bush's term.

Um, wasn't it like 8 months?  I think the weakness potentially exploited here isn't due to turnover, but the utter collapse of the Obama Presidency.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 10:44 AM (Ew1k4)

373 Oh horray, precedent is going to address us peasants!  Sure he'll blame it on someone else and tell us how grand he is for saving us from certain destruction.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 10:51 AM (oCbCP)

374 CNN saying the president will address the nation at 4 o'clock....

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:52 AM (p302b)

375 So this guy is saying UPS and Fed EX move over 4 billions packages a day....

and he's so nice, he's showing everyone the label and explaining in detail wht everything means....jackass....

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:54 AM (p302b)

376 Oooooooooooooo...and "president" Clinton is going to give us a statement too. Shoot...I'm feelin' the Dem love, they care...or something.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 10:54 AM (oCbCP)

377 shit...now a passenger jet is being escorted?

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 10:57 AM (oCbCP)

378 Passenger jet being escorted by F-15s from Canadian border, now on FNC.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 10:57 AM (Ew1k4)

379 What passenger jet being escorted by F 15 jets?  (CNN) geez went out of the area for one second...and came in to hear that and then have them go to commercial....

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 10:58 AM (p302b)

380 Commercial plane going into JFK..first escorted by Canadians until they were picked up by US fighters. Very odd day.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 11:00 AM (oCbCP)

381 Have there been any actual threats against US mosques, or does that just keep getting repeated for the sake of PC?

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 11:02 AM (Ew1k4)

382 Sake of PC is my guess, however non-conforming mosques may be at risk.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 29, 2010 11:03 AM (oCbCP)

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:05 AM (p302b)

384 I've got a very suspicious package, too.

Posted by: zombie john holmes at October 29, 2010 11:09 AM (eQPq+)

385 This is a fairly good synopsis of events thus far.  link

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:09 AM (p302b)

386 CNN saying the president will address the nation at 4 o'clock....
My serfs fellow Americans, you must fight the irrational fear and vote for the Big Ds in a week. Fight your real enemies--the GOP.

BTW, I'll be repeating this message on Monday to screw up football and the World Series. Thank you.

Posted by: barrack obama, king (D) at October 29, 2010 11:15 AM (eQPq+)

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:22 AM (p302b)

388

A law enforcement source tells CBS 2 Chief Correspondent Jay Levine the word is out to synagogues in Chicago not to accept UPS packages from east of New York. The are asked to call Chicago Police if any delivery is attempted.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2010 02:31 PM (2MGtW)

 

Did Jay threaten to deck anyone?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2010 11:22 AM (1Jaio)

389 CNN saying the president will address the nation at 4 o'clock....

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 02:52 PM (p302b)

 

He's going to let this interrupt his golf game?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2010 11:25 AM (1Jaio)

390 God, Shep is UNWATCHABLE. 

And who the fuck is this shithead bitch on with him now congratulating how great out response has been? 


Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 11:26 AM (UcOiF)

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:26 AM (p302b)

392 30 minutes, guaranteed, fellas!

Posted by: Global Strike at October 29, 2010 11:27 AM (By4wu)

393 OMG, it's Judith Miller.  WTF?  Why is this evil discredited bitch on Fox?

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 11:29 AM (UcOiF)

394 I'm no rocket scientist, but if I worked in a synagogue ANYWHERE I wouldn't accept ANY package ANY time from Yemen, not even if my mom lived there and it smelled like brownies.

Posted by: Cathy, workin' for the man at ORD at October 29, 2010 11:29 AM (b0AML)

395 It's a sad day when I switch from Fox to MSNBC to try to get rational coverage.

Posted by: Y-not at October 29, 2010 11:30 AM (UcOiF)

397 Why let a plane with a bomb land at JFK?  LOL

Obama's milking it.

Posted by: pam at October 29, 2010 11:35 AM (h8R9p)

398 US fighter jets escort plane with cargo from Yemen

AP

WASHINGTON – U.S. officials say two military fighter jets are escorting a commercial airliner from the Canadian border to New York City. The plane is carrying cargo from Yemen.

The officials said there is no known threat associated with the plane, but it was being escorted to John F. Kennedy International Airport as a cautionary move. It was not clear if the plane had landed yet.



Uh -- is escorting the plan towards the largest city in America a good idea?  How about letting it land somewhere a bit less populated and take a looksie first.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2010 11:35 AM (2MGtW)

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:36 AM (p302b)

400 Live tracking on Emirites 201

http://bit.ly/aFYqUc

via Flightaware

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 29, 2010 11:39 AM (2MGtW)

401 Uh -- is escorting the plan towards the largest city in America a good idea?  How about letting it land somewhere a bit less populated and take a looksie first.

I hear there are a lot of safe locations where people never bathe in the middle of the country. 

Posted by: Katie Couric's Cervix at October 29, 2010 11:39 AM (UcOiF)

402 So what's going on with UPS stock?

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 11:41 AM (Ew1k4)

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:43 AM (p302b)

404 406 So what's going on with UPS stock?

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 03:41 PM (Ew1k4)


I was just thinking "when are they supposed to report?"

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:44 AM (p302b)

405 "DoD Alert: Marine Marathon Could Be Target"
What the stewart/colbert event(s) are chopped liver?

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:46 AM (p302b)

406 What the stewart/colbert event(s) are chopped liver?

I doubt anyone taking pot shots at military buildings has a problem with the commies.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2010 11:50 AM (Ew1k4)

407 "Hole Found in Plane That Took Off From Miami"how does a ground crew not notice a one foot by two foot hole in a commercial airliner?

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:50 AM (p302b)

408 "The person, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue, said the "explosive device" was found Friday in a courier company's regional hub and originated in a shipment from Yemen."

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:57 AM (p302b)

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 11:59 AM (p302b)

410 411. Because it wasn't there until the sudden loss of cabin pressure happened 30 minutes into the flight.

Posted by: Cathy, workin' for the man at ORD at October 29, 2010 12:05 PM (b0AML)

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 12:40 PM (p302b)

412 God! Brennen is so damn smarmy.

Posted by: Drillanwr at October 29, 2010 12:42 PM (I75Gr)

413 "Obama: Yemen devices a 'credible terrorist threat'" They appear to have explosive material, he says; Chicago synagogue, Jewish center were intended recipients"

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 12:47 PM (p302b)

414 You people should be thanking me for saving you from a terrorist created by George Bush.  I had the situation under control from the beginning with the use of my portable teleprompter. So, you idiots now need to vote for Democrats because of my greatness. Harry Reid is waiting for you nabobs to go and vote...Do it now before I unleash Chubaca, I mean Michelle upon you and bitch you to death. I would get Hilliary but she doesn't really want hang around me anymore...Hmmmmmm wonder why ????

Posted by: Barack Hussien Obama at October 29, 2010 12:47 PM (nXtri)

415 Decoys?

Posted by: Drillanwr at October 29, 2010 12:48 PM (I75Gr)

416 As a response agianst Yemen I will raise their taxes, make them comply with EPA laws, let the illegal mexicans stay in there country, and sue Arizona for them.

Posted by: Barack Hussien Obama at October 29, 2010 12:50 PM (nXtri)

417 Q...."I believe the synagogue was the one next to the president's house where he will be staying this weekend"....
A....surprised hesitation "No"

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 12:50 PM (p302b)

418 why does wolfie seem to think he has to persuade us that this is serious and we should be serious, it sound ridiculous, what? does he think we are stupid?

Posted by: curious at October 29, 2010 01:18 PM (p302b)

419

Drudge Big Sis: Expect Extensive Pat-Downs To Become The Norm. Big sis signs on to pat down female passengers.

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 29, 2010 03:12 PM (EMalB)

420 Hookup was here.  Or would have been.  Recon is part of the IED  cycle.

Posted by: Arif at October 29, 2010 07:13 PM (dERbo)

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