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November 19, 2010

BREAKING: Federal Judge Halts Certification of Alaska Senate Election Results
— Gabriel Malor

Above the post update:
Details now, but it's a strange ruling:

The district court judge has ordered that the election certification be halted if Miller files his lawsuit in state court by Monday. It's exceptionally unclear to me what jurisdiction the district court judge has to tell the Division of Elections or the state court what to do if he is dismissing the lawsuit. Maybe a lawyer who has dealt with a "conditional" injunction like this can put me some knowledge.

Ordinarily, since the federal judge is saying this is a state matter which it can't remedy, the court would dismiss the lawsuit. Then Miller could go to the state court and seek his injunction there, where he has a possibility of getting a remedy. But that's not what happened here. The federal judge seems to be saying, "Your lawsuit's not properly in front of me, but I'll usurp the Alaska court's prerogative to issue an injunction in this matter and just do it myself anyway."

Explanation? It's not my area of law, so somebody learn me something.

Original Post:
Just coming across Fox News now, but doesn't seem to be a slam dunk for Miller. ADN tweets that a federal judge has "conditionally" halted certification of the results.

I suspect this is just a temporary stay to preserve the status quo while the judge considers the merits of Miller's prelim injunction request. And the fact that the judge suggested to the parties that this lawsuit should have been filed in state court rather than the federal district court makes me think that Miller's motion will not be granted.

Background on Miller's exact-spelling lawsuit is here.

More: The Alaska Division of Elections is done counting. Murky has a lead of about 10,400 votes. Miller has challenged 8,153 ballots. The Division was to certify results on November 29. Miller filed a motion for preliminary injunction yesterday to stop certification while his two lawsuits are pending.

Thursday's injunction [motion] modifies Miller's original lawsuit challenging how the state handled Murkowski's write-in campaign, in which Miller argued it was illegal for the state to accept write-in ballots with any kind of errors.
According to the state tally, Murkowski has a lead of about 10,400 votes. Even if the state threw out all of the write-in votes Miller's camp challenged, Murkowski would still lead by more than 2,000 votes.
However, the Miller campaign is now arguing in its injunction [motion] that the volunteers they recruited to observe the vote count did not have enough time to be properly trained because the write-in vote tally started ahead of schedule.
"My campaign team and I were forced to pull together volunteer observers at the last minute, and did not have time to adequately and fully recruit and train them before counting began," Miller wrote, the Associated Press reports. "As a result, an indeterminate number of ballots with candidates' names misspelled were counted without being challenged during the first several days of counting."

Note, in addition to his two lawsuits, Miller has stated his intention to ask for a recount. By statute, he cannot make an official request for a recount until after the Division of Elections has certified the result. (See Alaska Stat. Sec. 15.20.430.) So, assuming for a second he gets his injunction, we'd have to wait for the lawsuits to be resolved before he could have his recount.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:25 PM | Comments (154)
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1 WTF?

Posted by: Bosk at November 19, 2010 02:26 PM (pUO5u)

2 Zero idea what this is, I thought we finally got our truly independent Voice of Alaska, "The Outsider" Lisa Murkowski.

Posted by: Morgan at November 19, 2010 02:27 PM (gBIwY)

3 Conditional or not, I want to see Murscruntski squirm some more.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2010 02:28 PM (xW9AH)

4 Doesn't this mean that the court thinks Miller filed his lawsuit in the wrong jurisdiction? How is that a "win" for Miller?

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 19, 2010 02:28 PM (1rCpo)

5 Stashes of cocaine across Alaska hardest hit.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 19, 2010 02:29 PM (c0A3e)

6 Dude this is the Hail Mary at this point. The ball isn't even in the air yet, it just got snapped.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose© at November 19, 2010 02:29 PM (0q2P7)

7 You go, Joe. Fight this bitch with everything you've got or can think of.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2010 02:31 PM (xW9AH)

8 Red on Red battle, could this be the beginning of CIVIL WAR in AK ?

Posted by: archie bunker at November 19, 2010 02:32 PM (0YS61)

9 it is no biggie Lisa will only be there until 2016

Posted by: archie bunker at November 19, 2010 02:33 PM (0YS61)

10 Probably will issue an injunction that Miller is to apologize for interfering with her Majesty's birthright.

Posted by: nickless© at November 19, 2010 02:33 PM (MMC8r)

11 Lisa Murkowski (R- K St) hardest hit.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 19, 2010 02:33 PM (U4m5q)

12 SOUTH AMBOY Â— A recount of election results in the race for South Amboy mayor preserved a one-vote victory for Democrat Fred Henry over independent Mary OÂ’Connor, the Middlesex County Clerk confirmed.

The recount, which took place this afternoon at the county Board of Elections voting machine warehouse in Roosevelt Park, concluded with Henry having 1,128 votes to OÂ’ConnorÂ’s 1,127.

One vote win. So, it happens

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 19, 2010 02:33 PM (zqzYV)

13 I don't think AK was ready to certify yet anyway. They have only counted 20% of the "write-in" ballots and 'write-in" was the winner.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 02:34 PM (e4sSD)

14 Miller can blow me.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at November 19, 2010 02:36 PM (LLZiU)

15
Should I take my penor out of this pipe and start praying?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2010 02:37 PM (zb9qo)

Red on Red battle, could this be the beginning of CIVIL WAR in AK ?

Where in all hell are you getting this. A dark-blue libtard sore loser who changed her party to run again? I've never considered this anywhere near being red on red. This is liberal/ruling class vs. conservativism.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2010 02:37 PM (xW9AH)

17 http://tinyurl.com/26nyrw2

OT, but with winter coming on, here's how to check your fluids.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 19, 2010 02:37 PM (zqzYV)

18 I am not a scrunt and I was given this seat by Daddy. Now give me it. It's mine. Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Posted by: Leesa Mikehuntski at November 19, 2010 02:38 PM (VzSxf)

19 I swear Murkowski is a product of dolphin sex.

Posted by: Moi at November 19, 2010 02:38 PM (Ez4Ql)

20 Murkowski. Awful tinny sort of word.

Posted by: Sir Mansfield at November 19, 2010 02:39 PM (nR7pG)

21
I'm out of order?

You're out of order!

This whole court is out of order!

Posted by: Joe Miller at November 19, 2010 02:39 PM (zb9qo)

22 don't think AK was ready to certify yet anyway. They have only counted 20% of the "write-in" ballots and 'write-in" was the winner.

No, they've pretty much finished counting. I know for sure they passed 20% on the Friday after the election. Where are you getting that?

But, no need to get panties bunched. The Division of Elections cannot certify the results before November 29.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 19, 2010 02:39 PM (XVaFd)

23 That's the lawyers' fault. They should quick file in sate court.

Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 02:39 PM (p302b)

24 19 I swear Murkowski is a product of dolphin sex. Posted by: Moi at November 19, 2010 06:38 PM (Ez4Ql) Ooo - a contest opportunity! Lisa Murkowski: Living proof that f*ck dolphins!

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 19, 2010 02:40 PM (1rCpo)

25 19 I swear Murkowski is a product of dolphin sex.

Posted by: Moi at November 19, 2010 06:38 PM (Ez4Ql)

Fuc you Dolphin, fuc you whale

Posted by: Japanese at November 19, 2010 02:41 PM (zqzYV)

26
evenin, crazy knife-wielding people with stinky pussies

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 02:41 PM (zb9qo)

27 Can't we just cut to the part where they pull off Murkowski's mask, revealing Leona Helmsley, and she says "I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

Posted by: Shaggy at November 19, 2010 02:42 PM (OOa+c)

28 I was really pissed that she called it "a miracle".... it just didn't seem right since she doesn't seem particularly religiioius.

She's had her people all over saying how she won and how this is a huge blow for Sarah Palin. I've answered posts like this all day in places where I've never posted before. She thinks she can win in the court of public opinion but a lot of people like me are posting against her people.

Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 02:42 PM (p302b)

29 ACK # 24 should be Lisa Murkowski: Living proof that _FILL IN BLANK_ f*ck dolphins! Fumble fingers...

Posted by: Nighthawk at November 19, 2010 02:43 PM (1rCpo)

30 23 That's the lawyers' fault. They should quick file in sate court.

Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 06:39 PM (p302b)

I wonder if they decided to file in federal court because the state court is the one that violated Alaskan law to have the write-in list? I mean if you felt that a court was in the back pocket of your opponent, would you file there?

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2010 02:43 PM (oVQFe)

31
Are you sure that Mr Miller isn't suing on the grounds that they might be giving *every single* write-in ballot to Murkles, no matter whose name is on it?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 02:43 PM (gYzmF)

32 25 19 I swear Murkowski is a product of dolphin sex.

Posted by: Moi at November 19, 2010 06:38 PM (Ez4Ql)

Fuc you Dolphin, fuc you whale

Posted by: Japanese at November 19, 2010 06:41 PM (zqzYV)

http://tinyurl.com/2bw7t79

Better clip

Posted by: Japanese at November 19, 2010 02:44 PM (zqzYV)

33 Bret Beier just showed the clip of Sarah Palin telling Bawa that she believed she could beat barack and the morning joe segment where mika and the VP, sheriff Joe laughed out loud. Just the way they laughed I'm thinking they post on here. Anyway, that is so impolite and unprofessional. Particularly since Joe and mayor mike are throwing their hat in the republican ring. I would vote for Atilla the Hun before I'd vote for those two.

Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 02:44 PM (p302b)

34 No, they've pretty much finished counting. I know for sure they passed 20% on the Friday after the election. Where are you getting that?

Perhaps I am reading this chart from the board of elections wrong?

US SENATOR WRITE-IN

Total Number of Precincts
438
Precincts Reporting
438 100.0 % Times Counted
103569/494876 20.9 % Total Votes
103569

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 02:45 PM (e4sSD)

35 What the hell?!? Can't a man pump his pipe in peace?

Posted by: dogfish at November 19, 2010 02:45 PM (IEeCh)

I was really pissed that she called it "a miracle".... it just didn't seem right since she doesn't seem particularly religiioius.

Nah, she was quoted wrong. What she said was "it's a carbuncle", in answer to the question of whether she was growing a third nipple or not.

She's a witch.

Posted by: Speller at November 19, 2010 02:47 PM (J74Py)

37 The Dept. of Elections in AK did everything as underhanded as possible in this election. Not only did they change the rules of the game mid-stream, but even Holder's effin JD changed the rules of the Voter's Rights Act mid-stream. I hope Murscrunski blows him for it.

Posted by: Steph at November 19, 2010 02:47 PM (DReGA)

38 Fox is really pushing Chris Cristie hard for 2012.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 02:50 PM (e4sSD)

39 39 Fox is really pushing Chris Cristie hard for 2012.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 06:50 PM (e4sSD)

It's very hard to push Chris Christie.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 19, 2010 02:51 PM (zqzYV)

40
Something stinks in Denmark.

This is quite the upset she pulled off. It's almost as if she knew she'd win.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 02:53 PM (gYzmF)

41 Fox is really pushing Chris Cristie hard for 2012.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 06:50 PM (e4sSD)

I don't think he's going to run. It'd ruin his star quality. He'd have to start exposing who he really is.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2010 02:53 PM (xW9AH)

42
my choice for the 2012 ticket is:

Conservative Non-Lawyer/Conservative Non-Lawyer

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 02:55 PM (zb9qo)

43 In the meantime, Lisa would still be there in DC right? She just doesn't know if she's going back.

Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 02:56 PM (p302b)

It's very hard to push Chris Christie.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 19, 2010 06:51 PM (zqzYV)

Especially when he's having an NJEA union member for dinner.

Posted by: ErikW at November 19, 2010 02:56 PM (fP4sV)

45 Check the date stamp. You're looking at the "unofficial results" that were last updated on Tuesday, Vic.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 19, 2010 02:56 PM (XVaFd)

46 I'm looking into running in 2012. What the country needs is someone independent like me, beholden to no one.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at November 19, 2010 02:57 PM (LLZiU)

47
so why no post about James "Mary Matalin's Frankenstein" Carville's joke about a ball-less Barack Obama?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 02:57 PM (zb9qo)

48 LOL, good looking babe on Fox (conservative) says scanner poll is not accurate because most people have not had their "junk" fondled yet.

Somehow never expected babe's on Fox to use that "J" word.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 02:58 PM (e4sSD)

49 We'll know Chris Christie is running for President the minute we see him doing a NutriSystem ad with Mike Golic.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 02:59 PM (Z6Mgb)

50 How did 100,000 Alaskans manage to spell Mudflapski's name right? Clearly impossible. Got to assume Leesa's flunkies did it and pre-stuffed the ballot box. It'd be real interesting to have someone examine the ballots. I'd bet money there are only about 100 different handwriting styles. The only real hope for Miller is if one of Liza's staff gets pissed off and tells how it really went down.

Posted by: cali grump at November 19, 2010 02:59 PM (hL0k8)

51 drag it out!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2010 02:59 PM (eOXTH)

52 I'm looking into running in 2012. What the country needs is someone independent like me, beholden to no one.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at November 19, 2010 06:57 PM (LLZiU)

Graham/Murkowski 2012!

Posted by: RNC at November 19, 2010 03:00 PM (xW9AH)

53 so why no post about James "Mary Matalin's Frankenstein" Carville's joke about a ball-less Barack Obama?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 06:57 PM (zb9qo)

That hasn't happened yet?

I thought it was funny as hell.

Posted by: ErikW at November 19, 2010 03:00 PM (fP4sV)

54 Graham/Murkowski 2012!

Murkowshi/Perot 2012!!

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at November 19, 2010 03:02 PM (LLZiU)

55
Carville did a two-fer.

He gave Hillary a backhanded compliment and then caught Obama's chin with the return swing.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:02 PM (gYzmF)

56 51 How did 100,000 Alaskans manage to spell Mudflapski's name right? Clearly impossible. Got to assume Leesa's flunkies did it and pre-stuffed the ballot box.

It'd be real interesting to have someone examine the ballots. I'd bet money there are only about 100 different handwriting styles.

The only real hope for Miller is if one of Liza's staff gets pissed off and tells how it really went down.

Posted by: cali grump at November 19, 2010 06:59 PM (hL0k

That's an interesting question. I wonder if any of her heavily favored districts were handing out ballots that may not have been marked for her but already had her name written in to the write-in slot?

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2010 03:04 PM (oVQFe)

57 Updated post, but it's a weird order. Still waiting for more info.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at November 19, 2010 03:04 PM (XVaFd)

58
I think we're getting hornswaggled with this bias reportage.

They're taking liberties, here. I think "write-ins" have a 10K lead over Miller, not necessarily Murkle's write-ins.

Like I said, I smell a rat.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:05 PM (zb9qo)

59 I heard a rumor that is she is not seated by a certain time she then loses her committee positions. Any truth to that

Posted by: ben at November 19, 2010 03:05 PM (9Qxlb)

60 "Speaking to reporters Thursday, Democratic strategist James Carville dropped this one-liner: "If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, heÂ’d have two."

So basically Obama's a monorchist acting like a monarchist.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 03:05 PM (Z6Mgb)

61
I'd have to believe that not only did Murkowski pull off the nearly impossible, but she beat both her opponents handily?

I don't think so.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:07 PM (zb9qo)

62 This thing ain't over yet, it could still come down to a hand recount, SHANYN MOORE, of all people is calling , voter fraud , on the count machines , and the ballot security firm.

Posted by: bigmike at November 19, 2010 03:07 PM (i9B9C)

63
"If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, heÂ’d have two one."

That's the way I heard it.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:08 PM (gYzmF)

64 BTW folks is there anyone who doesn't realize that he would have had no chance at all filing this motion in State court?

It is apparent that the MooKow people totally own the AK court system.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 03:09 PM (e4sSD)

65
But the best part was when CNN's John King put Carville on the spot to apologize and Carville said it was a joke and...

"If it offended anyone, I DO NOT APOLOGIZE."

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:12 PM (gYzmF)

66 I was looking at the Politico story where I got the quote, (apparently there is no audio anywhere?), and clicked on the Tweet that is linked in it.

..."Carville, on his - um - balls comment, tells CNN: "If I offended anybody, I am not sorry and I do not apologize"...

Heh. He's a spaz, but he's consistent.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 03:14 PM (Z6Mgb)

67 BTW folks is there anyone who doesn't realize that he would have had no chance at all filing this motion in State court?

It is apparent that the MooKow people totally own the AK court system.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 07:09 PM (e4sSD)

But according to Gabe's update, that's exactly where he's going to have to file come Monday.

Posted by: RNC at November 19, 2010 03:14 PM (xW9AH)

68
If Michael Steele said Sarah Palin should give one of her balls to Obama so he'd have one, all the hand-wringing pussies on the Right would be crying and demanding Steele apologize to Obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:15 PM (gYzmF)

69
I heard the audio this morning on Michael Graham's radio show in Boston.

It's bad audio but you can hear him clearly. People laughed mildly when Carville told the joke, but he laughed the loudest.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:16 PM (gYzmF)

70 Shitty little sock.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2010 03:18 PM (xW9AH)

71 "I wonder if any of her heavily favored districts were handing out ballots that may not have been marked for her but already had her name written in to the write-in slot? " Yup. Hand them out at the bar, prefilled out, buy a round and herd them over to the polling place. If that's the case, it should be even easier to find a snitch: A case of Johnny Walker cuts a lot of family ties. Ante up Miller, please -- you cannot let that Cthulhu's-Mother-in-Law look-alike steal this one.

Posted by: cali grump at November 19, 2010 03:19 PM (hL0k8)

72 Heh. He's a spaz, but he's consistent.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 07:14 PM (Z6Mgb)

He's also a reliable barometer of what the weather's like in Liberal Crazy Town. Dude has no filter and tells it like it is. Sometimes I wonder if he works for Rove.

Posted by: ErikW at November 19, 2010 03:20 PM (fP4sV)

73 The Statue of Liberty ist kaput.

Posted by: gregory dusseldorf at November 19, 2010 03:20 PM (S5YRY)

If Michael Steele said Sarah Palin should give one of her balls to Obama so he'd have one, all the hand-wringing pussies on the Right would be crying and demanding Steele apologize to Obama.

I'm thinking they would be demanding that Palin apologize.

Posted by: Ronster at November 19, 2010 03:20 PM (9q4PA)

But according to Gabe's update, that's exactly where he's going to have to file come Monday.

Posted by: RNC at November 19, 2010 07:14 PM (xW9AH)

Yep, expect an adverse ruling NLT Tuesday. They would issue it now but it might look suspicious.

Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2010 03:21 PM (e4sSD)

76 Just to be clear, I hate Murkowski. I have done so since reading Going Rogue. But I can't blame her -- she was right about the stupid, selfish, provincial, pork-addicted voters of Alaska.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 19, 2010 03:21 PM (mdxTy)

If Michael Steele said Sarah Palin should give one of her balls to Obama so he'd have one, all the hand-wringing pussies on the Right would be crying and demanding Steele apologize to Obama.

I'm thinking they would be demanding that Palin apologize.

-------------------

I'm thinking they would be demanding that Palin actually give one of her balls to Obama.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 19, 2010 03:23 PM (mdxTy)

78
Here's the Carville vid.

"If Hillary gave [Obama] one of her balls, they'd both have two."

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:24 PM (zb9qo)

79
So the implication is that Hillary has a complete set of testicles, whereas Obama has just one testicle in his ball bag.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:26 PM (zb9qo)

80
No, wait.

He's saying Hillary has THREE balls!

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:26 PM (gYzmF)

81
Carville is implying that Hillary not only has "balls," but she has alotta balls.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:27 PM (zb9qo)

82
Let's do the math.

Hillary has 3 balls.
Obama has 1 ball.

If Hillary gave one of her balls to Obama, they'd both have...?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:28 PM (gYzmF)

83
Okay, let's say Hillary is naked. And she has a knife...

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:30 PM (gYzmF)

84

_^hello?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:31 PM (gYzmF)

85 He's saying Hillary has THREE balls!

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 07:26 PM (gYzmF)

Yep and I think Carville was dead on in his analysis.

Have you seen Obama just walk? Good God, the news filmed him jogging down the steps from AF1 and it looked like he was shadow boxing while merrily bouncing down towards the tarmac.

Is he even hetero?

Posted by: ErikW at November 19, 2010 03:31 PM (fP4sV)

86
Who likes UFC?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:32 PM (gYzmF)

Okay, let's say Hillary is naked. And she has a knife...

Totally uncalled for.

Posted by: Ronster at November 19, 2010 03:32 PM (9q4PA)

88 Read over at Tepid, the passage to the absolutely insane. If Bristol wins DWTS it will ruin the shows credibility.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose© at November 19, 2010 03:32 PM (0q2P7)

89 #90 Is he even hetero?

Tee-he, that's for me to know, and you to never find out, .

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 19, 2010 03:33 PM (c0A3e)

90
Matt Hughes is gonna fight BJ Penn again.

I can't stand Penn and I like Hughes.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:33 PM (gYzmF)

91 Okay, let's say Hillary is naked. And she has a knife...

Hidden in a body cavity, will it show up on a full body scan?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose© at November 19, 2010 03:33 PM (0q2P7)

92
Come on, you wouldn't kiss Hillary's hoo hoo?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:34 PM (zb9qo)

93 Hillary has 3 balls.
Obama has 1 ball.

If Hillary gave one of her balls to Obama, they'd both have...?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 07:28 PM (gYzmF)

Shit. So much math.......

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2010 03:34 PM (xW9AH)

94
Her hoo hoo probably doesn't stink...

_{^{too much.}}

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:36 PM (zb9qo)

95 84
No, wait.

He's saying Hillary has THREE balls!

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 07:26 PM (gYzmF)

They call her Sleeve.

And I like UFC somewhat though I don't get to watch much of it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2010 03:37 PM (oVQFe)

96 Okay, let's say Hillary is naked. And she has a knife...

That thought haunts my sleep.

Posted by: billy jeff at November 19, 2010 03:38 PM (S5YRY)

97
A lotta good match up, this weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:38 PM (zb9qo)

98 92 Okay, let's say Hillary is naked. And she has a knife... Totally uncalled for.

Relax, she won't ask just anyone to "service" her. They'll have to look like Janet Reno or Ellen Kagen.

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 19, 2010 03:39 PM (c0A3e)

99 If I gave Obama 1 of my balls, I'd still have 4.

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at November 19, 2010 03:39 PM (LLZiU)

100

Come on, you wouldn't kiss Hillary's hoo hoo?

I don't think I could get passed the dry, bristley thighs.

Posted by: Soona at November 19, 2010 03:39 PM (xW9AH)

101 97 Come on, you wouldn't kiss Hillary's hoo hoo?

I'd rather tear out my own throat with my bare hands first.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 19, 2010 03:40 PM (c0A3e)

102 82

Thanks for the vid.
He looks/sounds awful pleased with himself after the remark, doesn't he? Maybe a small part of a dastardly Clintonian undermine-Obama-campaign?

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 03:40 PM (Z6Mgb)

103
Come on, seeing a few gray hairs poking that look like barbed wire poking out of the side of her underwear wouldn't give you wood?

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:42 PM (gYzmF)

104

I'd rather tear out my own throat with my bare hands first.

So the kiss would be second?

Posted by: Ronster at November 19, 2010 03:42 PM (9q4PA)

105 107 82

Thanks for the vid.
He looks/sounds awful pleased with himself after the remark, doesn't he? Maybe a small part of a dastardly Clintonian undermine-Obama-campaign?

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 07:40 PM (Z6Mgb)

I bet he's been saying it to people for a few days/weeks and is just overjoyed that he finally got to say it on air.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2010 03:43 PM (oVQFe)

106
and speaking of CNN's John King...

Howie Kurtz did a number on him, I hear.

King is a diva, and a nasty one, at that.

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 03:44 PM (gYzmF)

107 OMG guys get a grip do you realize you're talking about hill in sexual terms?

Here, an antidote...

Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 03:48 PM (p302b)

108 "MSNBC Suspends Joe Scarborough over Political Donations"

Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 03:51 PM (p302b)

109

Someone mentioned Scarborough's suspension in an earlier thread today. he'll be back Tuesday right? That's the length of suspensions at MSNBC right.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2010 03:56 PM (oVQFe)

110 If it makes Murkowski uncomfortable and angry, I'm all for it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 19, 2010 04:03 PM (bvfVF)

111

Bret Beier just showed the clip of Sarah Palin telling Bawa that she believed she could beat barack and the morning joe segment where mika and the VP, sheriff Joe laughed out loud. Just the way they laughed I'm thinking they post on here. Anyway, that is so impolite and unprofessional. Particularly since Joe and mayor mike are throwing their hat in the republican ring. I would vote for Atilla the Hun before I'd vote for those two.

Laugh it up, Sheriff Joe.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 19, 2010 04:06 PM (a3Z62)

112 I hope Miller tangles her up and finds all the fake and double-voting union ballots. I hope Miller's people find a bag of 3,000 uncounted military and other ballots. Tie her up, frustrate her, drive her nuts, and defeat her.

Posted by: apodoca at November 19, 2010 04:06 PM (JCHdz)

113 The Grinch that stole Christmas is on. Seems an appropriate thread to mention this.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2010 04:07 PM (VuLos)

114 "The Scrunt That Stole Alaska" is on later.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 04:10 PM (Z6Mgb)

115 Here, an antidote...
Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 07:48 PM

So you're saying we want to see nude shots of Hitlery marked up by Playboy editors?

I'd rather slap the ol' tube steak in a length of steel pipe.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 19, 2010 04:11 PM (Ulu3i)

116 Sing it with me, now!

Bammy
Has only got one ball
Rahmie's
Are only very small
J-Nap's
Are very similar
And Gibby's got no balls at all....

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 19, 2010 04:11 PM (FSpKM)

117 Was it something I said?

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 19, 2010 04:18 PM (FSpKM)

118

red on red fight!!!!! rethugikkkan'ts beat down!!!!

where's my popcorn?

Posted by: navycopjoe kicking blackops ass at November 19, 2010 04:18 PM (gg4j2)

119 123 red on red fight!!!!! rethugikkkan'ts beat down!!!!

where's my popcorn?

You'll get your popcorn once you report for duty in my Spartan Army.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 19, 2010 04:20 PM (c0A3e)

120 I'm hoping that Miller prevails here only because those stupid precedents cannot stand. Changing the rules of which write-ins count midstream and the posting of those names in each polling place can't be upheld.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 19, 2010 04:22 PM (T0NGe)

121 @123

Settle down. Scrotey is a Republican like I'm a virgin

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 19, 2010 04:24 PM (FSpKM)

122 I SHALL REIGN VICTORIOUS AGAIN

Posted by: Empress Leeza Murkywurky, Sovereign of the Tundra Empire and Protector of the Holy Cocaine at November 19, 2010 04:25 PM (PaSAU)

123 Guess what, Scrotey---the Palin situation will be resolved one way or another by the time you are back up for election---don't go counting on your Dumbasscrat friends to save you.

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 19, 2010 04:26 PM (FSpKM)

124 Did anyone notice this over at The Blaze Glenn Beck's SpookyDude Daily?

Apparently, Sarah Palin is upset because excerpts of her new book -- due out next week -- got leaked. She asks "is this illegal?"

Nope, Sarah, it's the book-publishing biz.

The commenters over there are in full Palin-fap mode.

http://bit.ly/c8zt0b

Posted by: MrScribbler© at November 19, 2010 04:27 PM (Ulu3i)

125 No, wait.

He's saying Hillary has THREE balls!

Posted by: Soothsayer McRib at November 19, 2010 07:26 PM (gYzmF)

She has a collection of balls so extensive its in the Guinness Records.

Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 19, 2010 04:28 PM (H+LJc)

126 120 Here, an antidote...
Posted by: curious at November 19, 2010 07:48 PM

So you're saying we want to see nude shots of Hitlery marked up by Playboy editors?

I'd rather slap the ol' tube steak in a length of steel pipe.

Alrighty now, this thread is officially looking up at the Mendoza Line

Posted by: ontherocks at November 19, 2010 04:30 PM (HBqDo)

127

124 You'll get your popcorn once you report for duty in my Spartan Army.

ummmmm, excuse me?

i've been gone for a couple days, did i miss something?

Posted by: navycopjoe kicking blackops ass at November 19, 2010 04:30 PM (gg4j2)

128

i've been gone for a couple days, did i miss something?

Posted by: navycopjoe kicking blackops ass at November 19, 2010 08:30 PM (gg4j2)

If you've been gone more than an hour you missed something.

Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 19, 2010 04:34 PM (H+LJc)

129 #132 ummmmm, excuse me?

i've been gone for a couple days, did i miss something?

I signed you up. Figured I'd give you a head start, since you'd join anyway once you've been purged of decadence.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 19, 2010 04:35 PM (c0A3e)

130 Miss something?

Well, we did put you down for 90 votes for Bristol palin on DWTS...

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 19, 2010 04:38 PM (FSpKM)

131 When it's a European site that has trawled every slimy rumor against he, she has reason to be concerned,

Posted by: justin cord at November 19, 2010 04:39 PM (O20xS)

132 Completely off topic but presented with sincere intent to re-introduce stiffness in moronic nether-regions:

http://tinyurl.com/ycetlx4

Norwegian Military Band Exhibition....Incredible! THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF PRECISION!

Those are US made WWII Garand M-1 rifles, 9 POUNDS EACH, and when that one young fellow goes on his own, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A RIFLE SPUN THAT FAST. Note the collective "Ooooooooo !" from the audience.

Posted by: Mongerel at November 19, 2010 04:43 PM (YqWfw)

133

134 since you'd join anyway once you've been purged of decadence.

dude, last night my wife was dressed like belatrix lestrange

there was so much decadence i woke up and ate 5lbs of raw steak to get my strength back IYKWIMAITYD

and NO PHOTOS pervs

Posted by: navycopjoe kicking blackops ass at November 19, 2010 04:47 PM (gg4j2)

134 R.I.P. Pat Burns
(Montreal cop turned NHL Coach of the Year)

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 19, 2010 04:50 PM (Z6Mgb)

135

there was so much decadence i woke up and ate 5lbs of raw steak to get my strength back IYKWIMAITYD

and NO PHOTOS pervs

Posted by: navycopjoe kicking blackops ass at November 19, 2010 08:47 PM (gg4j2)

When did you navy guys start liking women?

Posted by: robtr at November 19, 2010 04:50 PM (hVDig)

136 #139 dude, last night my wife was dressed like belatrix lestrange

there was so much decadence i woke up and ate 5lbs of raw steak to get my strength back IYKWIMAITYD

and NO PHOTOS perv

A disappointing set-back, but you can still be saved, ncj. Your liberation is coming!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 19, 2010 04:52 PM (c0A3e)

137

141 When did you navy guys start liking women?

i'm surface navy, not a seaman tube bubblehead or volleyball playing pilot

142 Your liberation is coming

ummmm, dude, she was dressed like an insane evil witch in tight leather and stompy boots.......there's no escaping that

Posted by: navycopjoe kicking blackops ass at November 19, 2010 04:57 PM (gg4j2)

138 My wife is belatrix lestrange

Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 19, 2010 04:59 PM (H+LJc)

139 #143 ummmm, dude, she was dressed like an insane evil witch in tight leather and stompy boots.......there's no escaping that

I can think of several avenues for escaping this situation. Although I doubt your marriage would survive afterwords...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 19, 2010 05:01 PM (c0A3e)

140 Nope, Sarah, it's the book-publishing biz.

The commenters over there are in full Palin-fap mode.

http://bit.ly/c8zt0b

Posted by: MrScribblerÂ© at November 19, 2010 08:27 PM (Ulu3i)

Copies of her book were released to only a few, and they had to sign contracts not to disclose. The fact that it was leaked is a breach of contract. Has nothing to do with the book-publishing biz.

Posted by: Steph at November 19, 2010 05:01 PM (DReGA)

141

i'm surface navy, not a seaman tube bubblehead or volleyball playing pilot

We like to call ya our water taxi...

Posted by: USMC riding the waves at November 19, 2010 05:12 PM (RTJjI)

142 Since there's technically no Democrats involved in this race (until it's over), I second the suggestion of preparing a few bags of military ballots for the Miller campaign to "find." Anywhere where I can make a donation to the Screwing Veruca Salt for America fund?

Posted by: Truman North at November 19, 2010 05:20 PM (HLGCA)

143

Just noticed this: The blog is going to gover 100 million page loads in the next couple of days. Remember like last summer or something when it hit 50 million?

At this rate, the entire Internet will be filled with AoS bandwidth traffic by Thanksgiving

Posted by: Truman North at November 19, 2010 05:21 PM (HLGCA)

144 The blog is going to gover 100 million page loads in the next couple of days.
Posted by: Truman North

A real thanksgiving treat

Posted by: beanervt at November 19, 2010 05:28 PM (RTJjI)

145 Hey, NCJ, with all that strange yer gettin, you might need one of these: WTF?

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at November 19, 2010 05:42 PM (YWhoe)

146

Is he even hetero?

Posted by: ErikW at November 19, 2010 07:31 PM (fP4sV)

In a word, according to the Hillbuzz folks, no.

Posted by: Book Geek at November 19, 2010 05:43 PM (1+OO5)

147 Come on, you wouldn't kiss Hillary's hoo hoo?

Hoo Hoo? That's like a chihuahua, right?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 19, 2010 05:56 PM (tJjm/)

148 Carville is old enough, as am I, to remember a WWII joke / propaganda bit. To the tune of the first strain of March on the River Kwai:

Hitler
Has only got one ball
Bormann
Has two, but very small
Himmler
Is rather sim'lar
And Hermann Goering has no balls at all.

So if he really said "...then he'd have two", it's a rather pointed reference, at least to people my age and older.

Regards,
Ric

Posted by: Ric Locke at November 19, 2010 06:35 PM (Nh8jT)

149 Facts: 1) Miller beat Murcowski in the primary. 2) Murcowski beat Miller as a write-in candidate in the general election. 3) The Ace of Spades HQ wants to play harum-scarum with the intricate legalities of vote-counting. Possible conclusions: 1) Alaska is a hot-bed of conservative rugged-individualism, dedicated to the idea that Dem Der Feddle Gommint is a thorn in the side of the rugged individual, and the beachhead for the Tea Party. 2) Alaska gets 5-to-1 dollars from the Feddle Gommint, and is loathe to part with such beneficence. Loathe enough that learning Polish is easier than getting suckered by deliberate misspellings on a Web site. 3) VENGEANCE! Where do we go from here?: 1) It's not as simple as Internet bravado makes it out to be. 2) It's not as simple as talk-radio makes it out to be. 3) VENGEANCE! Until it looks ridiculous! Then, contriteness!

Posted by: Lolcano at November 19, 2010 06:40 PM (qE9Su)

150 Was that intended to convey some thought? Fail.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 19, 2010 07:22 PM (S5YRY)

151 I am afeared of your trademark; I concede all points in deference, "toby™".

Posted by: Lolcano at November 19, 2010 07:34 PM (qE9Su)

152 #155
The last line was "and poor old Goebbels, has no balls, at all" methinks.

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