August 16, 2010

Building Bridges, Islamist Style
— Ace

The victory mosque's official twitterbitch:


if Haaretz likes publishing fables, perhaps they could go back to the Yiddish ones with parables

The road to moderation and tolerance runs directly through Jew-baiting.

Posted by: Ace at 01:45 PM | Comments (171)
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1 The fucking jooooooos are at it again!

Posted by: alu-akkathysaysso at August 16, 2010 01:48 PM (ZtwUX)

2
You'd think some people wouldn't get played again especially after the Lockerbee Bomber with Cancer debacle

But you'd be wrong, apparently.

Posted by: no mr. bond, i expect you to die at August 16, 2010 01:48 PM (uFokq)

3 Victory Mosque?  Funny, it doesn't smell like victory to me.

Posted by: Lt. Colonel Kilgore at August 16, 2010 01:49 PM (Av4L9)

4 That place is a goldmine, are we sure it's not a parody?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 16, 2010 01:49 PM (jbVm4)

5 Lt. Colonel Kilgore at August 16, 2010 05:49 PM (Av4L9)

It could.

Posted by: Napalm at August 16, 2010 01:51 PM (IhQuA)

6 NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!   GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Park51 chanel's their inner Alvin Greene at August 16, 2010 01:52 PM (Zsqn4)

7
Pork 51, is that you Client #9?

Posted by: Fish at August 16, 2010 01:53 PM (v1gw3)

8 Dialogue, baby! Dialogue!

Posted by: ya2daup at August 16, 2010 01:53 PM (7GfKM)

9 they sure were quick to delete that

Posted by: fartbubble at August 16, 2010 01:53 PM (gAmQ1)

10 That's right, its the Jews fault on this one.

Did this story even come from Ha-Aretz to begin with?

I also have to note, ironically, that Ha-Aretz is like the New York Times of Israel in terms of overall liberal worldview.


Posted by: looking closely at August 16, 2010 01:54 PM (KNy97)

11 Fuck this guy right in the mouth.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 16, 2010 01:54 PM (V/EYZ)

12

And the Haaretz editorial board probably favors the Dome of the Landing Gear.  

Posted by: Beagle at August 16, 2010 01:54 PM (sOtz/)

13 Wow.

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at August 16, 2010 01:55 PM (WZFkG)

14 "Apparently we can take a bashing all day but we can't make a jab about fables. "

Waaah waaaaaah, why don't the infidels love us?  Waaaaaaahh!

So says the Generically Named Community Project Outreach Program whose generic name was designed to hide the fact that they're being funded by an who's who list of terrorist groups from Al  Qaeda to the IRA.

Ok maybe not the IRA.

Posted by: Infidel who trains dirty puppy dogs at August 16, 2010 01:56 PM (gLNLT)

15 Ha'aretz is not the first source I'd turn to for authoritative news on a Muslim building project in Manhattan.

But if this tweet is Park51's idea of a joke, they're pretty humor-challenged.

Posted by: stuiec at August 16, 2010 01:56 PM (5UP6n)

16 We're building that fucking mosque. Why? Tolerance, that's fucking why.

Posted by: Park 51 at August 16, 2010 01:57 PM (jbVm4)

17 Twitted:

Apparently we can take a bashing all day but we can't make a jab about fables.
    5 minutes ago  via web


So, apparently emoticons are now official Halal.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 16, 2010 01:57 PM (PBNpM)

18 "Shut the fuck up," he dialogued.

Posted by: Cicero at August 16, 2010 01:57 PM (QKKT0)

19 if Haaretz likes publishing fables, perhaps they could go back to the Yiddish ones with parables

Well ... I'd rather Ha'aretz published Yiddish stories than the crap they usually publish.  Ha'aretz is usually on the side of the muzzies.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 01:58 PM (Qp4DT)

20 Apparently we can take a bashing all day but we can't make a jab about fables.

Whatever you say, religion of peacemongers.
Isn't "Islam" supposed to mean "submission"?

Posted by: looking closely at August 16, 2010 01:58 PM (KNy97)

21 I'm ashamed to say I don't understand the insult.

Posted by: Benson at August 16, 2010 01:59 PM (qzcNU)

22

Knock knock.

Who's there?

*saws off infidel's head*

Posted by: Park51 Jokes R Us at August 16, 2010 01:59 PM (VmtE9)

23 20 So when are we all going to get the Fatwah treatment for daring to oppose this obamanation in NY?

Posted by: CDR M at August 16, 2010 05:56 PM (5I8G0)

Oh, it's coming, infidel bitches!

Posted by: Park51 Where are you? at August 16, 2010 02:00 PM (YVZlY)

24 Apparently we can take a bashing all day but we can't make a jab about fables.


Yep, cause y'all are all about the tolerance, understanding and whatnot with the Jews.  Boy howdy.

Posted by: Techie at August 16, 2010 02:01 PM (zbH+i)

25 Geez.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 16, 2010 02:01 PM (VNdDa)

26 12 they sure were quick to delete that

Posted by: fartbubble at August 16, 2010 05:53 PM (gAmQ1)

--"You're gonna keep wearin' that uniform, ain't ya?"

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:01 PM (BP6Z1)

27 If you will only tolerate this sort of language and the construction of this holy edifice, you will prove your superiority. You can improve upon that by wearing the hijab and eating only halal. Then you'll really prove your tolerance.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 16, 2010 02:01 PM (AZGON)

28 We're tolerating your religion until we can get our weapons in range...

Posted by: The Twit Of Islam at August 16, 2010 02:02 PM (dVUpA)

29 Park 51 doesn't like criticism. We are only so tolerant and you're on our last fucking nerve. Now, bow down before us.

Posted by: Park 51 at August 16, 2010 02:03 PM (jbVm4)

30

When the Victory Mosque is complete, Americans will see for themselves the reverent beauty of the islamic faith and will come to appreciate it as one of the world's great faiths. 

The ones who know what's good for them will, anyway.

Posted by: Park 51 Multifaith Tolerance Committee at August 16, 2010 02:03 PM (QKKT0)

31 Who knew the Muslims would be the ones who would help destroy the Democrat party.

So much irony here you couldn't fit it into a 150,000 ton super tanker.

Posted by: ghost707 at August 16, 2010 02:04 PM (BNk7G)

32 I swear to got some Rosie O Donnell look alike from the Upper West Side working for CNN is doing this Twitter account.  No way could these fucking MOOOOOOslims be this retarded.

Posted by: Infidel who trains dirty puppy dogs at August 16, 2010 02:04 PM (gLNLT)

33 You'd think they wouldn't want to call attention to the fact taht their scriptures are just ripped off versions of partially remembered Jewish and Christian stories, which Mo latter condemned for not being willing to pencil him into some ancient prophecies.

Posted by: Randy at August 16, 2010 02:04 PM (zQKSr)

34

How many jews does it take to screw in  a lightbulb?

 

Answer:  None..... They are all dead! 

Posted by: Dome of the Landing Gear Joke Comittee at August 16, 2010 02:05 PM (yQWNf)

35

So when are we all going to get the Fatwah treatment for daring to oppose this obamanation in NY?





I'm pretty sure that everyone in the US has been getting the Fatwah treatment since....oh, 1979.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2010 02:05 PM (P9+0W)

36 The future home of little ground zero.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 16, 2010 02:05 PM (i6UsH)

37 39 Who knew the Muslims would be the ones who would help destroy the Democrat party.

So much irony here you couldn't fit it into a 150,000 ton super tanker.

Posted by: ghost707 at August 16, 2010 06:04 PM (BNk7G)

--I, for one, love it.  Keep digging, Demotards.  Spin while you're at it: it'll make you go deeper.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:06 PM (BP6Z1)

38 See, here's what I'm wondering.  The Victory Mosque crowd are taking an awful risk here. 

Gaia forbid, but if NYC is hit big again and Cordoba can be linked to it, even if the jihads only attended there once, there will be massive rioting and all that comes with it

Posted by: Techie at August 16, 2010 02:06 PM (zbH+i)

39 Man, all you people are having so much fun, today, but I'm busy as hell and haven't been able to participate.

Posted by: Editor at August 16, 2010 02:06 PM (pUfK9)

40 Muhammad on his flying horse?  Totally real, and certainly not a fable.

Posted by: Park51 True Facts at August 16, 2010 02:06 PM (VmtE9)

41 Keep on molesting that chicken goat whatever, 51 Fark.

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at August 16, 2010 02:06 PM (PZLW0)

42 So when are we all going to get the Fatwah treatment for daring to oppose this obamanation in NY?
Posted by: CDR M at August 16, 2010 05:56 PM

What do you think is going on right now?

See: Posted by: CDR M at August 16, 2010 06:01 PM and "Elected Imam In Chief."

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2010 02:07 PM (Ulu3i)

43 Imagine saying "fables about Mohammed" and see what kind of fatwa(s) you get, probably in seconds. 

Islamic Tolerance runs only one way. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 16, 2010 02:08 PM (eNxMU)

44 For those who didn't understand, the "Yiddish parables as fables" things translates as "Judaism is a false, made-up religion."

Thus, you know, tolerance. And the blanket treatment of all Jooooooooos as interchangeable, even the far-left Haaretz, who are more likely to side with the Mosque-builders than any Jew outside Naturei Karta.

The follow-up could be called "ha-ha-only-serious," or alternatively the classic lie to cover up the insult.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at August 16, 2010 02:08 PM (bxiXv)

45

I guess we should all take a moment to learn the new moral to this story.

STFU and turn the other sheik.

Posted by: reason at August 16, 2010 02:08 PM (wEYaf)

46 Muhammad on his flying horse?  Totally real, and certainly not a fable. Posted by: Park51 True Facts at August 16, 2010 06:06 PM

You calling Air Force One a "flying horse?"

Ummm...yeah.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (Ulu3i)

47 41 You'd think they wouldn't want to call attention to the fact taht their scriptures are just ripped off versions of partially remembered Jewish and Christian stories, which Mo latter condemned for not being willing to pencil him into some ancient prophecies.

Posted by: Randy at August 16, 2010 06:04 PM (zQKSr)

--Don't forget cuttin' and pastin' heresies (e.g., Manicheanism and Marcionism) from Christianity's landfill.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (BP6Z1)

48

@21

So, apparently emoticons are now official Halal.

I believe you mean "haram."

Halal emoticons do sound delicious, though.  I'll order mine with some tahini sauce the next time I'm at Pita House.

Posted by: The Flying Dutchman, aloft on winged klompen at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (YE0/l)

49 You'd think they wouldn't want to call attention to the fact taht their scriptures are just ripped off versions of partially remembered Jewish and Christian stories, which Mo latter condemned for not being willing to pencil him into some ancient prophecies.

Posted by: Randy at August 16, 2010 06:04 PM (zQKSr)

Mo stole the stories, changed them, twisted them, perverted them, and then called the Jews and Christians liars because the original texts didn't match the retarded, new muslim version.  Mo replaced Isaac with Ishmael, replaced Jesus on the cross, turned everyone into a muslim, mangled the story of Joseph, ... and then said the original Jewish and Christian accounts were lies, and that Jews and Christians needed to be put to death because they were lying to the world.

Now, THAT is chutzpah!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (Qp4DT)

50 Now here's a fable...Muhammad liking little girls.  Muhammad would never have done such a thing.  And besides, with her uncovered hair, she had it coming!

Posted by: Park51 True Facts at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (VmtE9)

51 Fatwa, is it?  Bring it on!  DEUS VULT!

Posted by: Crusader Rabid at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (PZLW0)

52 And yet, we Jews will consistemtly seek out and support the candidates who are the most anti-Semitic in any particular contest- elective, or otherwise.

Posted by: Truman North at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (e8YaH)

53 "The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death)." -- Bukhari 7.62.88

They are building a victory center for the 911 attacks and to celebrate the long dead child molester who founded their pagan death cult. Mohamed was a child molester.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 16, 2010 02:09 PM (i6UsH)

54 Seriously, could someone provide a bit of an explanation?

Posted by: Benson at August 16, 2010 02:10 PM (qzcNU)

55 Building a bridge is step one.  Step two is crossing the bridge and slaughtering the inhabitants on the other side.

Posted by: Alexander the Great, Reporting from Tyre at August 16, 2010 02:10 PM (QKKT0)

56 I say Islam is a fake, made-up religion to justify perverted, deranged men to have sex with little boys.

Yeah, I said it. 

Posted by: Editor at August 16, 2010 02:10 PM (pUfK9)

57 47 Man, all you people are having so much fun, today, but I'm busy as hell and haven't been able to participate. I knew a moron was responsible for this .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 16, 2010 02:10 PM (NuAIL)

58 53

I guess we should all take a moment to learn the new moral to this story.

STFU and turn the other sheik.

Posted by: reason at August 16, 2010 06:08 PM (wEYaf)

Did you say turn or spread???

Posted by: Andy Sullyvan at August 16, 2010 02:10 PM (YVZlY)

59 #52

Ah, thanks. So they're actually attacking Judaism now. Tolerance!

Posted by: Benson at August 16, 2010 02:10 PM (qzcNU)

60

From Urban Dictionary:

Abdul Factor :

The property of pronounced and pathological incompetence particular to Arabs that results in failure despite numerical superiority or access to workable tools. "'How did those Israeli jets get past the Syrian's new Russian air defense system?"
"'Abdul Factor, bro. The operators were busy drinking tea."

Posted by: Rat Patrol at August 16, 2010 02:11 PM (dQdrY)

61 Muhammad on his flying horse?  Totally real, and certainly not a fable. Posted by: Park51 True Facts at August 16, 2010 06:06 PM

--and since his horse took a shit in/on Jerusalem, it's the third holiest city of Islam.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:11 PM (BP6Z1)

62 i'm pretty sure that tweet counts as 'cyber bullying' which is punishable by a denial of service attack. also, your homepage being reset to lemon party.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 16, 2010 02:12 PM (+lTxv)

63 --and since his horse took a shit in/on Jerusalem, it's the third holiest city of Islam.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 06:11 PM (BP6Z1)

The horse was named Buraq.  We have a horse's ass named Barack.  Coincidence?

Posted by: Cicero at August 16, 2010 02:13 PM (QKKT0)

64

Bite me bitches.

Posted by: Buraq the Winged Horse at August 16, 2010 02:13 PM (sOtz/)

65 Anyone have a screen cap of that Yiddish jab?

Posted by: The therapist at August 16, 2010 02:14 PM (qAapp)

66

Abdul Factor :

A/K/A Inshallah

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 16, 2010 02:15 PM (yQWNf)

67 I say Islam is a fake, made-up religion to justify perverted, deranged men to have sex with little boys.

BIGOT, you just don't understand or appreciate us the way our Muslim brothers do!

Posted by: NAMBLA at August 16, 2010 02:15 PM (gLNLT)

68 We're taking names infidels. Don't make us fatwa your asses.

Posted by: Park 51 at August 16, 2010 02:16 PM (jbVm4)

69 I assume that now that the Muslim floodgates of tolerance have been opened, that Saudi Arabia has gone ahead and issued the building permits for the Synagogue and Cathedral to be built next to Mecca?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at August 16, 2010 02:16 PM (YVZlY)

70 hey, these tweets are gonna be in the LoC! so after we all get destroyed our conquerors can lulz at what they were doing at the time. fantastic!

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 16, 2010 02:16 PM (+lTxv)

71 I'm shocked, shocked, to find out they aren't nice people.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 16, 2010 02:16 PM (XdlcF)

72 Park51 just spoke approvingly of Glenn Greenwald.  I am shocked, SHOCKED at this turn of events.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2010 02:17 PM (p05LM)

73 Flash: Mosque renamed the Death to America Mosque

Posted by: OneWhoFlashes at August 16, 2010 02:18 PM (+sBB4)

74

The Sons of Martha by Rudyard Kipling

excerpt:

They do not preach that their God will rouse them a
  little before the nuts work loose.
They do not teach that His Pity allows them to drop
  their job when they dam'-well choose.
As in the thronged and the lighted ways, so in the dark
  and the desert they stand,
Wary and watchful all their days that their brethren's
  day may be long in the land.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at August 16, 2010 02:19 PM (dQdrY)

75

"also, your homepage being reset to lemon party."

The Religion of Yeeesh!

Posted by: reason at August 16, 2010 02:19 PM (wEYaf)

76 My favorite fable is The Goat Who Had Lost His Virginity, But It Wasn't To Another Goat, So It Doesn't Count.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 16, 2010 02:19 PM (wd0Iq)

77

I think it's time to blow some bridges with the Muslim world.  I feel like the Aztecs when the Spaniards were pretending to be nice.   

Posted by: Beagle at August 16, 2010 02:19 PM (sOtz/)

78 that dome on the rock is sure an eyesore

Posted by: d at August 16, 2010 02:19 PM (ChvB0)

79 Does anyone know if this is officially official from the mosque project, and if so, who the hell is tweeting borderline antisemitism?

Posted by: ert at August 16, 2010 02:19 PM (MYtXl)

80
BLU-113 Super Penetrator Bunker Buster.


That's what Dick Cheney has tattooed on the head of his cock

Posted by: Beto at August 16, 2010 02:19 PM (H+LJc)

81 64 I say Islam is a fake, made-up religion to justify perverted, deranged men to have sex with little boys.

Pretty much.  The Prophet Mohammed himself was a child molester.

The Muslim god is a bullshit imposter.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at August 16, 2010 02:20 PM (EJBVR)

82 --and since his horse took a shit in/on Jerusalem, it's the third holiest city of Islam.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 06:11 PM (BP6Z1)

It was ... THE ROCK!!

islam's all about the rock.

BTW: muslims are very lucky that Mo went up through THE ROCK and bargained allah down from wanting to force muzzies to kiss the ground 35 times a day to just 5 times.  That's the essence of that story.

Yet one more mohammedan perversion of an Old Testament story, where Abraham bargained with G-d in trying to save Sodom and Gomorrah - "if there 100 good men, 10 good men, ...".  But with that truly retarded mohammedan twist to it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:20 PM (Qp4DT)

83 There was no Mohamed, only Pat Caddell, high out of his mind, fucking with the normies. Mohamed flying to heaven on a horse? Two 8 balls people, and a shit load of mescaline.

Posted by: Pat Caddell at August 16, 2010 02:21 PM (jbVm4)

84 @Park51 as a NYC Jew, I got your back. http://bit.ly/bzPKql #shalomrav #salaamaleikum

WTF?

Posted by: Zionist Pig Monkey Shit-Fly at August 16, 2010 02:22 PM (gLNLT)

85

MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO DAMNED INTOLERANT, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO YELL AT YOU LIKE THIS!

NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!  YOU MADE ME HURT SOMEONE ELSE.  THAT'S WHAT YOU DID!  ARE YOU HAPPY?

 

Is it just me, or is dealing with Park51 like putting up with that wierd emo kid you were forced to be lab-partners with in high school?

Seriously.  Are they gonna play Type O Negative for their calls to prayer?

Posted by: reason at August 16, 2010 02:22 PM (wEYaf)

86 Maybe we can let it out that they are building a nuclear reactor at that mosque, and let the Israelis use our airspace.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at August 16, 2010 02:22 PM (cojrd)

87 islam's all about the rock.

Yup.  Hence that hilarious MEMRI video the other day of a "scientist" explaining how the Ka'aba was scientifically determined to be older than the Earth itself, and also that NASA measured it sending special radiation to link Mecca to Allah in Islamic heaven (!)

Posted by: Ian S. at August 16, 2010 02:23 PM (p05LM)

88 And Jews vote for democrats.................

Posted by: Timbo at August 16, 2010 02:23 PM (ph9vn)

89 I'm surprised the Feds aren't providing zero interest loans for this project.


Errr....actually they are helping to fund it.

Posted by: Beto at August 16, 2010 02:23 PM (H+LJc)

90 It was a flying Unicorn.  And it shit skittles all over MECCA.

Posted by: gus at August 16, 2010 02:23 PM (Vqruj)

91

I think it's time to blow some bridges with the Muslim world.  I feel like the Aztecs when the Spaniards were pretending to be nice.   

Posted by: Beagle at August 16, 2010 06:19 PM (sOtz/)

Don't forget about the Crusade flag bumper sticker we talked about last night. I like the idea of intimidation.

Posted by: ErikW at August 16, 2010 02:23 PM (vOAmW)

92

Judging by today's comments, I would say the 9/11 Victory Mosque promoters have had only limited success in establishing a bond of tolerance and friendship between muslims and the civilized world.

Posted by: Cicero at August 16, 2010 02:24 PM (QKKT0)

93 Jeez, I was only kidding, too.

Posted by: S. Rushdee at August 16, 2010 02:24 PM (SwjAj)

94 Make sure to say the full name of the site. It's the "Victory over America" Mosk.

Posted by: Randy at August 16, 2010 02:24 PM (zQKSr)

95 I'm with Cicero, Park 51's outreach program seems ill-designed and crazy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 16, 2010 02:27 PM (jbVm4)

96 da fuck?

Posted by: Chinese Prosti at August 16, 2010 02:27 PM (O6OIL)

97 Danged Shoney's all you can eat fish buffet. I haven't been able to issue a fatwa in days.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 16, 2010 02:27 PM (i6UsH)

98

"It was a flying Unicorn.  And it shit skittles all over MECCA."

Was that the time Mohommed went from town to town spreading the word of single-payer universal healthcare?

Posted by: reason at August 16, 2010 02:27 PM (wEYaf)

99

Seriously.  Are they gonna play Type O Negative for their calls to prayer?

Posted by: reason at August 16, 2010 06:22 PM (wEYaf)

I hope not. Type O Negative sucks.

Posted by: ErikW at August 16, 2010 02:27 PM (vOAmW)

100

I guess this means the victory mosque is back on then?

But...if those "Yiddish, made up fables" are just...made up fables...doesn't that mean that any religion that uses those fables as a basis for their religion is also fake and made up????  Does that mean that this twitter-er just said that Mohammed used a bunch of made up fables to make his religion???  Isn't that like a big time no-no with the religion of r.i.p.?  Like, fatwa worthy even?

Will the president say that the twitter-er has acted stupidly at that point?

Posted by: unknown jane at August 16, 2010 02:28 PM (5/yRG)

101 I'm with Cicero, Park 51's outreach program seems ill-designed and crazy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 16, 2010 06:27 PM (jbVm4)

Ill-designed and crazy has been working for the muslims for a long time, now.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:28 PM (Qp4DT)

102 --and since his horse took a shit in/on Jerusalem, it's the third holiest city of Islam. Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 06:11 PM (BP6Z1) I'm sure that after there are more Muzzies than Christians in Rome one day, they'll declare it the fourth holiest city in Islam and convert St. Peter's into a mosque. Seems to be a pattern with 6th century AD types...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2010 02:29 PM (tJjm/)

103 Good evening all.I got nothin. Just enjoying the humorous comments as usual.

Posted by: ziptie at August 16, 2010 02:29 PM (ljAGw)

104 so can we draw pictures of muhammed attending the victory mozk?...or photoshopping them?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 16, 2010 02:29 PM (+lTxv)

105

I remember being a mosque-eteer when I was a boy. 

Good Times.

Wish I still had my Minaret Cap.

 

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 16, 2010 02:30 PM (O0rwb)

106 I was so making shit up. Riding a flying horse? Please. The people of the Middle East are so gullible that they let me nail 9 year-olds. How fucked up is that?

Posted by: Mohamed, the fablist at August 16, 2010 02:30 PM (jbVm4)

107 Ill-designed and crazy has been working for the muslims for a long time, now.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 06:28 PM (Qp4DT)

Your definition of "working" does not compute with me.

Posted by: Editor at August 16, 2010 02:30 PM (pUfK9)

108 Mohamed cartoon T shirts? How many more days until Bebe incinerates Iran?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 16, 2010 02:30 PM (i6UsH)

109

Erik - I couldn't help but notice your use of present-tense "sucks," as opposed to past-tense "sucked."  This fills me with trepidation, that they may still making music around.

Please tell me this isn't the case.

Posted by: reason at August 16, 2010 02:31 PM (wEYaf)

110

I remember being a mosque-eteer when I was a boy. 

Good Times.

Wish I still had my Minaret Cap.

 

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 16, 2010 06:30 PM (O0rwb)

--If you could've incorporated Justin Timberlake in that post, it might have won the thread.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:31 PM (BP6Z1)

111

Can we call for a complete abandonment of their victory mosque project now?  I mean, I was all willing to build bridges and compromise when they were supposed to be thinking of moving it, but now that they pulled the old okey-doke I'm feeling kinda, you know, bitter.

Posted by: unknown jane at August 16, 2010 02:31 PM (5/yRG)

112 Posted by: unknown jane at August 16, 2010 06:28 PM (5/yRG)

The reference to "Yiddish fables" wasn't to religious writings, but to Yiddish authors like Sholom Aleichem.

I didn't see anything wrong in the tweet.  It was just sort of stupid and meaningless.  Those Yiddish stories are better than anything produced from a billion muslims toiling for a thousand years.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:32 PM (Qp4DT)

113 Ill-designed and crazy has been working for the muslims for a long time, now.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 06:28 PM (Qp4DT)

Crazy like a nation of deranged primatives who get the rest of the world to kowtow to every absurd whim.

Posted by: Randy at August 16, 2010 02:32 PM (zQKSr)

114

113 Don't give them ideas!

Oh, who am I kidding; they probably already thought of doing that.

Posted by: unknown jane at August 16, 2010 02:33 PM (5/yRG)

115 After Al-Hussain was born, Gabriel again descended to the Prophet and revealed to him to give the new baby the name Al-Hussain. Al-Hussain is the Arabic version of the old Hebrew name Shabbir, which was Haroun's second son's name. When Gabriel descended to the Prophet, scores of angels accompanied him to congratulate and console the Prophet for Hussain's birth and expected martyrdom.
Imam Hussain was not nursed by any woman, including his mother; instead he suckled the Prophet's tongue until he grew old enough to eat. Because of this, his characteristics were exactly as those of the Prophet.

Posted by: Islam: Religion of Tonguesuckle at August 16, 2010 02:33 PM (N19Rt)

116 Dingy Harry Reid is against the victory mosque?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 16, 2010 02:33 PM (i6UsH)

117 You'd think some people wouldn't get played again especially after the Lockerbee Bomber with Cancer debacle

But these people aren't getting played. They are actively on the side of the Islamists.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 16, 2010 02:34 PM (5I0Yr)

118 123  Shhh!  I'm trying to twist the twit... hey, play by the rules they give you, right?

Posted by: unknown jane at August 16, 2010 02:34 PM (5/yRG)

119 So the muzzie gay bar and pork BBQ is still on too?

Posted by: Soona at August 16, 2010 02:34 PM (w9U0b)

120

@111 - ssssssh, sssssh....you are blathering on about nonsense.

Here...sit down, and relax.  Let me read your thetans.

What was your gross income last year?

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at August 16, 2010 02:34 PM (wEYaf)

121 Building bridges and establishing interfaith dialogue by ridiculing Judaism.

Posted by: Ask Bill Clinton If Fairy Tales Are Racist at August 16, 2010 02:34 PM (mHQ7T)

122

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 06:31 PM (BP6Z1)

Would Fergie have worked?

She was a mouseketeer, no?

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2010 02:34 PM (O0rwb)

123

Once upon a time there was a Joo princess.

She was stoned to death, praise Allah.

THE END

Posted by: Muslim Fables at August 16, 2010 02:35 PM (aOKEC)

124 The reference to "Yiddish fables" wasn't to religious writings, but to Yiddish authors like Sholom Aleichem.

I didn't see anything wrong in the tweet.  It was just sort of stupid and meaningless.  Those Yiddish stories are better than anything produced from a billion muslims toiling for a thousand years.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 06:32 PM (Qp4DT)

See, if they'd phrased it correctly -- "If Ha'aretz wants to print fables, we can recommend ones by Sholom Aleichem or the tales of Chelm" -- that would have been clever.  What they actually wrote was far too open to interpretation as an insult.

Posted by: stuiec at August 16, 2010 02:35 PM (5UP6n)

125

Your definition of "working" does not compute with me.

Posted by: Editor at August 16, 2010 06:30 PM (pUfK9)

Muslims have been winning.  Big time.  With every passing day, the West bows lower and lower.  With every passing day, the threats emanating from the arab/persian/muslim world increase.

Their strategy has certainly been working.  Sad to say.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:36 PM (Qp4DT)

126 @126 - you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: African Tribe of the "Magic Flute" at August 16, 2010 02:36 PM (wEYaf)

127 Imam Hussain was not nursed by any woman, including his mother; instead he suckled the Prophet's tongue until he grew old enough to eat. Because of this, his characteristics were exactly as those of the Prophet. Posted by: Islam: Religion of Tonguesuckle at August 16, 2010 06:33 PM (N19Rt) Hmmm... child molestation as divine revelation. Any doubts Mohammed is roasting in hell with the barbed cock of Satan stuck deep, deep up his ass?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2010 02:36 PM (tJjm/)

128 I heard a report last week that some union leader said that no NY construction union will work on that building.  Once up on a time, the NY unions had power, but they also had Gambino, Lucchese, Columbo, Genovese, and Bonnano behind them.   Those were the good old days. 

Posted by: Zombie Frank Costello at August 16, 2010 02:36 PM (QLmzi)

129 126 After Al-Hussain was born, Gabriel again descended to the Prophet and revealed to him to give the new baby the name Al-Hussain. Al-Hussain is the Arabic version of the old Hebrew name Shabbir, which was Haroun's second son's name. When Gabriel descended to the Prophet, scores of angels accompanied him to congratulate and console the Prophet for Hussain's birth and expected martyrdom.
Imam Hussain was not nursed by any woman, including his mother; instead he suckled the Prophet's tongue until he grew old enough to eat. Because of this, his characteristics were exactly as those of the Prophet.

Posted by: Islam: Religion of Tonguesuckle at August 16, 2010 06:33 PM (N19Rt)

--I'd never heard of that.  That's just creepy.  There are some other beliefs in other faiths that may be just as bizarre, like eating and drinking the body and blood of Jesus.  Even there, though, from the beginning it was supposed to be in the form of bread and wine to eliminate the overt ickiness factor.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:38 PM (BP6Z1)

130 Posted by: unknown jane at August 16, 2010 06:34 PM (5/yRG)

Oops.  Carry on.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:38 PM (Qp4DT)

131 progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 06:09 PM Funny, but what you described is the exact standard operating procedure for liberals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2010 02:38 PM (9Cooa)

132

A Jew in the noose is worth two in the bank.

Posted by: Hans Muslim Andersen, noted fablist at August 16, 2010 02:38 PM (aOKEC)

133 Once up on a time, the NY unions had power, but they also had Gambino, Lucchese, Columbo, Genovese, and Bonnano behind them.   Those were the good old days. 

Posted by: Zombie Frank Costello at August 16, 2010 06:36 PM (QLmzi)

Those were the great old days, you know... And we was like the Roman Empire.  The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire.

Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at August 16, 2010 02:39 PM (QKKT0)

134 What they actually wrote was far too open to interpretation as an insult.

Posted by: stuiec at August 16, 2010 06:35 PM (5UP6n)

I was only insulted by the stupidity of it.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:39 PM (Qp4DT)

135 All we want is the Jew gold.

Posted by: Park 51 at August 16, 2010 02:39 PM (jbVm4)

136

isn't it funny how double standards work?

in this country, the "common wisdom" states that double standards are exhibited for the majorities; men, whites, catholics. oh, men get always higher wages unfairly, whites can never be arrested, as with catholic child molestors. and who always propogates these myths? the minority, for only they have something to gain. who actually exhibits double standards? yeah, that's right, the minorities. minorities always have some barrier to entry; have to be born a certain way, must accept some deviant lifestyle, must convert or whatever. thus, in order to justify their "sacrifice" they must get some privalege. this drives the double standard.

fuck all of them.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at August 16, 2010 02:40 PM (+lTxv)

137

Would Fergie have worked?

She was a mouseketeer, no?

Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2010 06:34 PM (O0rwb)

--If she was, that's 2 factoid-oids learnt by me today.

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:40 PM (BP6Z1)

138 Where is the Joo cave where they hide the Joo gold?

Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 16, 2010 02:40 PM (i6UsH)

139 If it's a made up religion, I guess the Jewish state has no right to exist in their eyes. But property rights for their precious 911 victory mosque...

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at August 16, 2010 02:40 PM (mHQ7T)

140 Prophet Muhammad had only been incapacitated for a brief moment. Now, in the light of the present situation he deemed it best that he and his companions should reposition themselves at the entrance of the valley overlooking the Koraysh camp so that they would be in a better position to monitor their movements. As the Prophet led his companions along the track, the pain caused by the chain links embedded in his cheeks became apparent upon his noble face. The small band of companions stopped for a moment and Abu Ubayda examined the injury and concluded that the only effective way to remove the links would be by extracting them with his teeth. The Prophet was agreeable and as he pulled the links out the wounds started to bleed. In an effort to cleanse the wounds, Malik, Sinan's son from the tribe of Khazraj sucked away the blood and swallowed it. Whereupon the Prophet informed his companions, "The fire cannot reach those whose blood touches my blood." Both Malik and Abu Ubayda knew that they had been greatly reward for their action. Meanwhile, Abu Sufyan observed the companions making their way along the mountain and attempted to pursue them.

Posted by: Islam: Religion of Tonguesuckle at August 16, 2010 02:42 PM (N19Rt)

141 Hmmm... child molestation as divine revelation. Any doubts Mohammed is roasting in hell with the barbed cock of Satan stuck deep, deep up his ass?

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2010 06:36 PM (tJjm/)

Not by this artist

Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 02:42 PM (BP6Z1)

142 There are some other beliefs in other faiths that may be just as bizarre, like eating and drinking the body and blood of Jesus. Even there, though, from the beginning it was supposed to be in the form of bread and wine to eliminate the overt ickiness factor. Posted by: logprof at August 16, 2010 06:38 PM (BP6Z1) In ancient times, to speak of someone's "body and blood" was sort of like saying "body and soul" today. It was never meant at cannibalism... even transubstantiation as a doctrine makes clear that even as the inner character of the bread and wine becomes Jesus, chemically it still IS bread and wine...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2010 02:42 PM (tJjm/)

143

Muslims have been winning.  Big time.  With every passing day, the West bows lower and lower.  With every passing day, the threats emanating from the arab/persian/muslim world increase.

Their strategy has certainly been working.  Sad to say.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 06:36 PM (Qp4DT)

Just because they're gaining ground does not mean they're making progress.  They still live in the fucking stone age, and in fact, want to make us all do so. 

That doesn't work.

Posted by: Editor at August 16, 2010 02:42 PM (pUfK9)

144

I didn't see anything wrong in the tweet. 

Any sort of religious joke is rarely used by people who are actually trying to "build bridges".

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 16, 2010 02:43 PM (XdlcF)

145

Well, one thingÂ’s for sure, I am definitely learning more about Islam every day, today I learned that Mohammad rode a flying horse (like Barry in that infamous white shirt campaign painting?) and that some guy sucked the tongue of another guy according to their religion.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 16, 2010 02:43 PM (RZ8pf)

146


Sholom Aleichem


LOL

now THAT guy had a sense of humor!

What was his son's pen name Wa Alaychem Shalom?

Posted by: s'moron at August 16, 2010 02:44 PM (UaxA0)

147 "...and that some guy sucked the tongue of another guy according to their religion." Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 16, 2010 06:43 PM (RZ8pf) Sounds like Mohammed would fit in at the Islamic Gay Bar just fine...

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2010 02:45 PM (tJjm/)

148 Mohamed also married a 5 year old girl.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 16, 2010 02:45 PM (i6UsH)

149 Build the moosque in Gitmo.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 16, 2010 02:46 PM (i6UsH)

150 160 Mohamed also married a 5 year old girl. Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 16, 2010 06:45 PM (i6UsH) Yes, but he was careful not to rape her until she was NINE. Praise be to Allah!

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2010 02:47 PM (tJjm/)

151

simple solution. you can have your NY mosque if we can bomb medina and nuke mecca.

 

Posted by: frank at August 16, 2010 02:48 PM (EB5nm)

152 Mosques are not made out of asbestos anymore are they?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at August 16, 2010 02:50 PM (i6UsH)

153

Well, one thingÂ’s for sure, I am definitely learning more about Islam every day, today I learned that Mohammad rode a flying horse (like Barry in that infamous white shirt campaign painting?) and that some guy sucked the tongue of another guy according to their religion.

 

 

 

Ah, c'mon!  Are we going to believe that big Mo made that small child suck his tongue??  Especially what we know about this scutbucket's child molesting tendencies. 

Posted by: Soona at August 16, 2010 02:52 PM (w9U0b)

154 LOL

now THAT guy had a sense of humor!

Posted by: s'moron at August 16, 2010 06:44 PM (UaxA0)

Yes, he did.  "Fiddler on the Roof" was one of his.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 02:53 PM (Qp4DT)

155

I heard a report last week that some union leader said that no NY construction union will work on that building.

This doesn't surprise me; actually, I was wondering how long it would take before they started talking. I assume that NY is not a right to work state, so if the construction unions refuse to work on this building is it even possible for it to be built? I figure that under normal circumstances this would mean that a building would not be built, but in the liberal hierarchy of the aggrieved the Muslims rank far higher than union members so I figure the city will step in and find some way to help the Muslims get it built. But I wonder how much extra money it's going to cost in security for their scabs, because not only would the be pissing off America, they'd also be pissing off the unions and their bosses Fat Tony and Joey No-Neck.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 16, 2010 02:54 PM (tvHwT)

156

I remember being a mosque-eteer when I was a boy. 

Good Times.

Wish I still had my Minaret Cap.

 

At least I still have my Ears!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, Mmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm! at August 16, 2010 03:00 PM (CfmlF)

157 165 Hey, where's PETA in all this? I mean, these guys rape goats all the time right? Posted by: CDR M at August 16, 2010 06:51 PM (5I8G0) And what about NOW? I mean, these guys sexually mutilate little girls. Come to think of it, where's the American Pediatric Association? Oh, WAIT! They're helping hold the little girls down while they have their labia and clitoris sliced off, right before they have their vaginas sewn up! Sorry to be so graphic - but that is what we mean be Female Genital Mutilation,which is why American Liberal Pediatricians are so desperate to just call the whole thing "nicking." SICK LIBERAL BASTARDS.

Posted by: CoolCzech at August 16, 2010 03:02 PM (tJjm/)

158

ASCII Mohammed sez:

((((:~{>

   /\

Say I tolerant or I keeel you, then I build mosque.

Posted by: Warthog at August 16, 2010 03:12 PM (E12GQ)

159 The reference to "Yiddish fables" wasn't to religious writings, but to Yiddish authors like Sholom Aleichem.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 06:32 PM (Qp4DT)

You may be right, in which case I "over-interpreted" it, given the history of Muslims calling Judaism and Christianity false and fables.

You're right that it was a stupid joke, either way, especially in the context of what's going on now.

I still have my suspicions because of the deletion, but it kind of makes sense since they specified "Yiddish fables."

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at August 16, 2010 03:20 PM (bxiXv)

160 They can build a bridge if they want, as long as they hang themselves from it.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2010 03:25 PM (4XzsU)

161 -o((:{>
*-o((:{>
BOOM


ASCII Mohammed pissed.

Posted by: Infidel at August 16, 2010 03:30 PM (4XzsU)

162
No official mention of this at Sycophant Junction.

unfortunate.

LGF must be filled with Jew hating bigots. 


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 16, 2010 03:33 PM (0fzsA)

163 I know why Obama commented at all about the mosque.  He's stupid.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 16, 2010 04:05 PM (VNdDa)

164 here's a fable for you: Moderate Muslims. The end.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at August 16, 2010 04:21 PM (eCAn3)

165 Krauthammer just made a total fool of himself on O'Reilly.   No big surprise.   ... as O'Reilly and Krauthammer maintain that The Precedent 'is such a smart man' [paraphrased] and they can't figure out why he does what he does.  But, to even make O'Reilly seem reasonable, Kraut laments 'the missed opportunity for The Precedent to be a real healer' [again, paraphrased, but accurate].

I just can't take the stupidity we see in our public discourse.  Pathetic.

And O'Reilly continues on, stepping all over his dick trying to find an out for the Indonesian Imbecile.

And Mary Katherine Ham was pretty bland and stupid on this, too.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 16, 2010 04:28 PM (Qp4DT)

166 At least she didn't tell them to go back to Auschwitz. (But she probably thought about it and chortled gleefully.)

Posted by: gail at August 16, 2010 05:47 PM (f46PC)

167 if Haaretz likes publishing fables, perhaps they could go back to the Yiddish ones with parables

Perhaps Haaretz could quote the koran?  That way he wont hear any bitching from muslims and he can still publish fables.

Posted by: Deathknyte at August 16, 2010 08:40 PM (Ato+H)

168 Michael Savage pointed out that the Ground Zero Obamamosque is simply the latest of those to mark Muslim Empirical Victory following conquests from Constantinople through Muslim destruction of Hindu and Buddhist shrines.

Posted by: maverick muse at August 17, 2010 04:48 AM (H+LJc)

169 If Hamas likes publishing fables, perhaps they could go back to the Arabic ones with pedophiles.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at August 17, 2010 06:57 PM (SgL5z)

170 דבר צחות אריה יואל

Posted by: רוטר at August 18, 2010 08:43 AM (M++6/)

171 דבר צחות אריה יואלי

Posted by: רוטר at August 18, 2010 08:47 AM (M++6/)

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