November 23, 2010
— CAC Open thread, art only as I am painting and wasting away the night and you already have the Open Bloggerama ONT#2,451 below.
So, how are these threads going to work from here on out?
First I will open with one to two paintings/sculptures/installations I think would be right up you morons' dark alleys. With 30,000 years of the stuff there is bound to be something you have never seen before that will make you angrier at your Art History professor in college for not sharing with you (be it Dali's excrement-laden early surrealism or Oppenheim's lesbian sculptures or John Currin's women as you will see below).
Since we morons are a creative bunch I also encourage those of you with a camera, brush, clay or whatnot of your own to shoot me JPEGs and a brief description of your work by emailing me here. Right-of-center artists are a rare breed and here will be an opportunity to show off and have your fellow morons heap praise/criticism/devastating-yet-creative insults at you.
What to include-
Clear JPEG (if you watermark it, make it minimal)
Title, Year, Dimensions, Medium, your handle here on AoS.
I intend to upload more of my Californication and BREAST series for moron-enjoyment from time to time as well.
I give you art, courtesy of the great John Currin:

The Bra Shop, 1997. Oil on Canvas.
Image courtesy the Tate Museum.
Currin's bosomy women series ended in the late 1990s but he continues to push the boundary between schlock and art, that is if you even believe there is such a division.
*note- apparently my email hyper-link thing is broken above, just hover over it with a mouse and you will get my gmail address. Please limit prank subscriptions to human pornography only.*
Update- Chemjeff had an excellent question below asking why the price differences in art. Being more cynical, I feel a bigger expert than myself showcased the nuttiness of the art market rather well- Robert Hughes in The Mona Lisa Curse:
The one quote you need to remember when seeing "terrible" art at outrageous prices: "Isn't it a miracle what so much money and what so little ability can produce?"
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Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 06:58 PM (rLQ+e)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:58 PM (tJjm/)
how does that happen?...our minds and the tricks they play......
Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 07:00 PM (rLQ+e)
Posted by: Corona at November 23, 2010 07:04 PM (CdbZP)
CAC will you be exploring the vagaries of the Dada period?
Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 07:05 PM (LwLqV)
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Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 07:12 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: schizuki at November 23, 2010 07:18 PM (M+lbD)
When Jesus' eyes follow me around the room I'm speechless.
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Matte?
Oh, wait - Art!
Posted by: schizuki at November 23, 2010 07:43 PM (M+lbD)
The Da Vincis, Michelangelo, Rodin sculptures...a trifle.
The true masters of sculpture walk among us today. I give you Precious Moments and (in hushed tone) Hummels.
Posted by: mpfs at November 23, 2010 07:44 PM (3TjSM)
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Posted by: FUBAR at November 23, 2010 08:03 PM (McG46)
Posted by: nickless at November 23, 2010 08:04 PM (MMC8r)
I'm sitting in a room full of art supplies and found objects, but I'm still spending my time working on a scrap quilt. I need a boot camp or something.
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Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 08:19 PM (lV4Fs)
just had to tell someone!!
Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 08:20 PM (rLQ+e)
The good ol' Red, White and Blue...
Posted by: Johnny I at November 23, 2010 08:28 PM (3rVGl)
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Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 08:59 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2010 09:01 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 23, 2010 09:03 PM (VTrAj)
Posted by: navybrat at November 23, 2010 09:03 PM (I/Hbl)
Currin rocks, and I say that not just because he's probably an AoSHQ moron, (there's a good New Yorker article that makes it clear he's a both a right winger and obsessed with pr0n) but also because he's got superior figural chops.
I keep hoping that he's at the head of a movement away from abstraction back to figural art, but I keep being disappointed.
Posted by: DelD at November 23, 2010 09:04 PM (oAZ1S)
Above and beyond all that you have to realize that becoming a really good artist takes a lot of time to develop and art materials aren't cheap. A really good finished piece will often require many, many hours of work. To you a $2000 dollar painting is a LOT of money. Tot the artist that may very well be a better part of (or even a whole) month. That $100,000 sculpture may very well be $30,00 - $40,000 in materials alone and several months of planning and work.
Personally, I like to see this kind of post at Ace's. Our side has too long conceded the Arts almost entirely to the left and we are left wondering why it has gone all weird and screwy.
Posted by: Mitchell at November 23, 2010 09:05 PM (aLJDe)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 23, 2010 09:08 PM (VTrAj)
Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 09:09 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 09:13 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 23, 2010 09:15 PM (VTrAj)
CoolCzech, shoot me an e-mail on my tipline. I don't have your addy.
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Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at November 23, 2010 09:40 PM (VTrAj)
Posted by: Giotto at November 23, 2010 10:01 PM (iurys)
I would have to find the files, which might take a little bit.
And they can just be anything, right? So long as it's art - no specific theme?
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Silenus getting "multo blotto" on a coin.
Posted by: Gasoline Gus at November 23, 2010 10:07 PM (wxIDn)
Wow, we got some fricking artistic cats in this bunch. I absolutely love art and the older I get I luckily have a wider and more pluralistic view of art and its interposition with life and the athestetic impact and ultimately the rewards it provides.
Posted by: Journolist at November 23, 2010 10:09 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 10:44 PM (lV4Fs)
Surprised to find this post on Ace of Spades tonight, but hey, serendipity is cool.
I need a pen pal on this very issue. Can you/will you drop me a line?
Posted by: Restless Native at November 23, 2010 10:44 PM (wFQ+v)
Any Canadian readers here who remember Harper cutting several million $ of gov't arts endowments? I remember discussing it with a friend who was surprised to learn that I wasn't totally against it.
Leftish commenters suggested he was "punishing" left-leaning folks for there views, or some such thing, but I just think that was an indirect consequence of cutting funding. Do you imagine right-leaning folks relying on government funding to do their art? If you like it so much... sponsor or donate.
It's not like donors aren't still able to fund pet projects, like how some symphony orchestras rely partly on ticket sales (some from me!) and partly on wealthy donors or business owners who like to see the art form continue. Local taxes can fund artwork if they want it. Makes more sense to me than having it at the federal level.
Posted by: fb at November 24, 2010 12:11 AM (tnDLR)
It's now devolved into Mangaporn & ID politics....*sigh*
Posted by: workingclass artist at November 24, 2010 01:17 AM (nD95B)
Although I buy and sell, basically the only reason I sell anything is to upgrade my collection. http://web.artprice.com/store/GALLERY-KAYCEE/ is my web gallery at art Price.
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Posted by: elspeth at November 24, 2010 02:39 AM (rLQ+e)
We're getting to a point where many of the high end art schools don't even teach actual technique art any more, and instead teach only art history and art-as-politics. The modern artist generally realizes that he can't do better than the past masters - all the best and highest art was already made hundreds of years ago, and can not be topped. So, all they have left is "newness" and shock value.
Art is done - so much great art was generated in the past that no person has enough time (or even inclination) to see it all. Western culture has made serious art complete, and now our so-called artists are often leading the effort to destroy those great accomplishments by robbing them of their rightful respect and appreciation in the mind of the average person.
There is still room for greater triumphs in architecture, simply because of technological improvements in the various tools of that trade, but I've seen few examples of good new ideas in that area. The architects are also infected by this modern craving for the novel, and give in to it without grounding their creations in those elements that make classic architecture "classic."
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Posted by: unknown jane, humanities major at November 24, 2010 06:24 AM (5/yRG)
You can be an innovative, truly creative artist without producing pointless junk - though, seeing what is all-too-often acclaimed as "art" and/or "artistic" makes that difficult to imagine at times.
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at November 24, 2010 06:24 AM (VprLJ)
Best art ever. No contest.
Art walks are interesting, but my local art walk is about 90% crap. Which is surprising for a SoCal town with an "arty" reputation. Mostly it's expensive but gimmicky interior decorating accessories: paintings that continue off the canvas onto the frame, solar-powered bronze lawn frogs that spit water, refraction photos of landscapes through a water-filled wine glass etc.
The best items are actually the craft stuff, because at least most of it has an actual use. Even if the use is kind of frivolous. Exotic wood yo-yos, hand-knitted dog sweaters, leather goods, silver jewelry, brass and copper hanging wind chimes.
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Posted by: Miller at November 24, 2010 11:33 AM (lbijo)
Anything so long as it is art, and it is of your own creation.
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 02:44 AM (lV4Fs)
Great. I'll send some images your way this weekend. I dabble for fun in various media, so I hope amateurish work is ok.
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