July 05, 2010

Can You Taste a Rainbow?
— Ace

A guy sees a double rainbow at Yosemite. Kinda cool.

His reaction, though, is pure psychedelic lunacy. Worth watching, if you like hearing dudes on LSD laugh and sob.

Posted by: Ace at 10:12 AM | Comments (90)
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1 Oneth!

Posted by: DngrMse at July 05, 2010 10:13 AM (J28eQ)

2

I saw a double rainbow two weeks ago. Snapped a pic of it on my phone but it didn't turn out very good.

I was waiting for the unicorn to show. Never happened. Stupid whore unicorn.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 05, 2010 10:15 AM (IIQIM)

3 This video is complete-double-rainbow intense.  Like Nancy Pelosi, when she fixes her withered gaze on a particularly juicy bit of liberal legislation. 


Posted by: DngrMse at July 05, 2010 10:15 AM (J28eQ)

4

Stay tuned for part 2.............



OMG, Its An F 5 Tornado !!

Posted by: Blazer at July 05, 2010 10:15 AM (t72+4)

5
Shaq just called me and asked, "Does it taste like my ass?"

Posted by: i like big butts, i cannot lie at July 05, 2010 10:16 AM (SNJ3/)

6

RAINBOWGASM !

Posted by: Blazer at July 05, 2010 10:17 AM (t72+4)

7
Good afternoon morons.  Fuck liberals and Michael Steele too!

Posted by: Fish at July 05, 2010 10:18 AM (v1gw3)

8 Then a bear ate him.

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2010 10:18 AM (132iP)

9

If you listen, but don't watch, you'd swear you were at a Jr. High School Full-On Double Rainbow Party. 

p.s. Don't google rainbow party.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 05, 2010 10:18 AM (HaYO4)

10 Pure muthafuckin' magic.

Posted by: Violent J at July 05, 2010 10:19 AM (AO4qz)

11

p.s. Don't google rainbow party.

Is that like lemonparty? Because I still haven't fully recovered from that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 05, 2010 10:19 AM (IIQIM)

12 That's what she said!

Posted by: Michael Scott at July 05, 2010 10:19 AM (IhQuA)

13 I picture two nearby squirrels listening to this guy and both thinking, "WTF? Fucking Hippies."

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2010 10:20 AM (132iP)

14 Have some madeira, m'dear
You really have nothing to fear
I'm not trying to tempt you, that wouldn't be right
You shouldn't drink spirits at this time of night
Have some madeira, m'dear
It's really much nicer than beer
I don't care for sherry, one cannot drink stout
And port is a wine I can well do without
It's simply a case of chacun a son gout
Have some madeira, m'dear

Posted by: Al Jazz era PR Dept. at July 05, 2010 10:20 AM (kb0wl)

15 Funny. But for my money, that old video of hippies crying around the tree is the best.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at July 05, 2010 10:21 AM (uKraB)

16

Wow that rainbow was awesome, dude !. I used to have the same reaction whenever I came across a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at July 05, 2010 10:22 AM (t72+4)

17 I'm going out on a limb here and conjecturing that this person voted for Barack Obama.

Posted by: fapo at July 05, 2010 10:22 AM (TcaE8)

18


Is that like lemonparty? Because I still haven't fully recovered from that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 05, 2010 02:19 PM (IIQIM)






It involves several chicks wearing different shades of lipstick and one male participant, some assembly required.

Posted by: Blazer at July 05, 2010 10:24 AM (t72+4)

19 C'mon, only one ICP related response so far?

http://tinyurl.com/324pbrk

Posted by: Chris R at July 05, 2010 10:25 AM (AO4qz)

20 OK, I lasted for 28 seconds.

Posted by: Vic at July 05, 2010 10:25 AM (6taRI)

21 If this dude ever sees ball lightning....

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2010 10:25 AM (132iP)

22

OK, I lasted for 28 seconds.

10 times better than my average.

Posted by: gator at July 05, 2010 10:28 AM (aOKEC)

23

You Want  Rainbows ? You Can't Handle A Rainbow !

Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup at July 05, 2010 10:28 AM (t72+4)

24

"Less disgusting.  But still something children shouldn't be doing."

Yeah. I overheard a group of 13 year old girls outside a movie theater talking about BJs and Rainbow Parties.  I went home and prayed for early menopause.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 05, 2010 10:30 AM (HaYO4)

25 General Patton would have shot him at the 15 second mark. For our mutual good.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at July 05, 2010 10:31 AM (8WOM0)

26 Al Gore call his "Rainbow".

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2010 10:31 AM (132iP)

27 Ace awakens to post an HA post from this morning.

It hard work, but someone has to do it! 

Thank God for his work for us "small people".

Posted by: Kemp at July 05, 2010 10:32 AM (2+9Yx)

28

Yeah. I overheard a group of 13 year old girls outside a movie theater talking about BJs and Rainbow Parties.  I went home and prayed for early menopause.

Where were you?

Posted by: R Kelly at July 05, 2010 10:33 AM (aOKEC)

29 "OMG! A double-rainbow! OMG! And a giant meteor, too! OMG!" *static*

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2010 10:33 AM (132iP)

30

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this guys second, third, fourth and fifth chakras were released during the filming of that rainbow.

Posted by: Blazer at July 05, 2010 10:33 AM (t72+4)

31

I wonder if this is the same guy that climbed into the polar bear cage at the New York Zoo a few years back ?


OMG, Its Polar Bears, Aren't They So Cute And Fluffy ?

Posted by: Blazer at July 05, 2010 10:35 AM (t72+4)

32 I taste the rainbow every time I eat some Skittles.

Wait, that's not what this dude meant, was it?

btw, if any of you want some decadence, Google "Taste the Rainbow" and see what comes up under Google Images.  It was slightly less shocking to me than when I made the mistake of searching for "lemon party".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 05, 2010 10:37 AM (9hSKh)

33 Rainbow Parties????

I had to Bing that one. Where was all this crap in the 50s when I was growing up? Hell, when I was a teenager your were damn lucky if you got to touch a little bit of tit.

But the source I found said that it was really an urban legend started on the Oprah show.

Posted by: Vic at July 05, 2010 10:37 AM (6taRI)

34 Didn't ace promise he would read this blog before posting?

Posted by: eman at July 05, 2010 10:37 AM (132iP)

35 "Dude, it's double-dip recession! Awesome!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2010 10:37 AM (FcR7P)

36

Somebody tell that idiot that all rainbows are double rainbows, the second one is often difficult to see.

Then again, he might commit suicide.

I'm having trouble figuring out if that would be good or bad.

Posted by: ErikW at July 05, 2010 10:37 AM (UQ9jL)

37 36 This has been in the sidebar since yesterday at least.

Ace doesn't read his own blog, so he has to wait until it shows up on HA first.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 05, 2010 10:37 AM (9hSKh)

38 It doesn't look like Yosemite to me

Posted by: k at July 05, 2010 10:38 AM (2y90e)

39
btw, if any of you want some decadence, Google "Taste the Rainbow" and see what comes up under Google Images.  It was slightly less shocking to me than when I made the mistake of searching for "lemon party".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 05, 2010 02:37 PM (9hSKh)





That right there is full of WIN.

Posted by: Blazer at July 05, 2010 10:38 AM (t72+4)

40 You guys definitely won't like 1 man 1 jar.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at July 05, 2010 10:38 AM (QBQcg)

41 Boy, we're busting the Ewok's ass today. 

That will teach him to shake us down, and then disappear for the entire weekend.

Posted by: Kemp at July 05, 2010 10:39 AM (2+9Yx)

42 #38  Where was all this crap in the 50s when I was growing up? Hell, when I was a teenager your were damn lucky if you got to touch a little bit of tit.

The good old days, :sighs:.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 05, 2010 10:40 AM (9hSKh)

43

"But the source I found said that it was really an urban legend started on the Oprah show."

Well, whether they're actually doing it or not, the girls are talking about it. I was in Jr. High in the '80s.  We didn't talk about stuff like that. We just wanted to  make out with Ralph Macchio.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 05, 2010 10:40 AM (HaYO4)

44

OMG, Its A McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese !!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnel at July 05, 2010 10:41 AM (t72+4)

45 I thought I saw a leprechan at one end,and O'jugears and a unicorn at the other. Or it's the Jameson and cranberry.

Posted by: ziptie at July 05, 2010 10:41 AM (ljAGw)

46 CONS! You stupid cons can't possibly grasp the cosmic implications of a double-rainbow, CONS! Do you hear me you stupid CONS! I wrap sheets of acid around my dildo and shove it all the way up my ass whenever there's a double rainbow, cons!

Posted by: Raykon at July 05, 2010 10:42 AM (kre5q)

47 Did that dude just have sex with that rainbow?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 05, 2010 10:42 AM (cQyWA)

48 Hey, I react that way every time I see the Wookie nekkid.

Posted by: Obama "Totin' the Big One" Obama at July 05, 2010 10:42 AM (YVZlY)

49  

I give that rainbow a B +

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 05, 2010 10:43 AM (t72+4)

50

OMG, it's Rosie O'Donnel eating a McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese!

fap, fap, fap

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 05, 2010 10:43 AM (UQ9jL)

51 54 Hey, I react that way every time I see the Wookie nekkid.

My eyes, oh God, my eyes, the thought!

Posted by: Kemp at July 05, 2010 10:44 AM (2+9Yx)

52

OMG, Its Muslims Flying The New Space Shuttle Into A Building !!

Posted by: Mission Control at July 05, 2010 10:45 AM (t72+4)

53

He didn't say he'd risk an STD when he saw it. But us?

"I'd fuck that in a heartbeat" when we see some twelve or twenty random skanks at the Mall. We see hot chicks every day and say the most absurd stuff about banging each of them. But they're everywhere and no one calls us out on the bullshit we say about it. 

This dude saw a double/triple rainbow while camping! No one else in the world saw it at that moment. For a brief time he was alone in his earthly experience. When the fuck do you ever see THAT!? His reaction to natural beauty was overwhelming and appropriate. And, yes, I AM comment 3 or 4 at that link.

The point is - you can't fuck a rainbow! Or a double rainbow. (Unless you have two chicks).

Posted by: JDW at July 05, 2010 10:45 AM (pgFlh)

54 The guy sounds like he's takin' it up the ass and liking it.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at July 05, 2010 10:46 AM (xO+6C)

55 Yeah, but have you ever seen a double-rainbow IN THE DARK?

Posted by: Ronnie James Dio at July 05, 2010 10:46 AM (kre5q)

56
speaking of meteors...

it's a fickin heat wave up here and it sucks.

A good movie to watch on a hot day like this: Night of the Comet.

Posted by: i like big butts, i cannot lie at July 05, 2010 10:46 AM (SNJ3/)

57

Judy Garland sings:

Somewhere Over The Rainbow, OMG, OMG

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 05, 2010 10:46 AM (YVZlY)

58 But what does it mean???

Posted by: Rocks at July 05, 2010 10:47 AM (UYace)

59 Susan Estrogen is on Fucks News right now.

Takes a whole lotta "tasting the rainbow" to get over that....

Posted by: Wanna-be crazed sex poodle at July 05, 2010 10:49 AM (Ulu3i)

60 #67

I do that ole left wing whore with the raspy voice.  I'd have to be drunk, though, and you couldn't tell anyone.

Posted by: Kemp at July 05, 2010 10:50 AM (2+9Yx)

61 I especially loved the wind chimes in the background.  Who the heck takes their wind chimes with them when they are camping?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at July 05, 2010 10:51 AM (V38aT)

62 People from cities should be briefed before entering wilderness areas.  Mountain lions love the taste of tears.

Posted by: huerfano at July 05, 2010 10:51 AM (rqC5o)

63 That oil has a rainbow-like sheen to it!

Posted by: President Snap Decision at July 05, 2010 10:51 AM (UQ9jL)

64 That guy is a fucking lightweight.  If you want some serious "Oh My Gods" then watch 'When Harry Met Sally'

Posted by: Meg Ryan at July 05, 2010 10:52 AM (YVZlY)

65
Sy Fy is proud to present.......



OMG, Its A Killer Rainbow And A Cat 25 Hurricane !!

Posted by: Blazer at July 05, 2010 10:52 AM (t72+4)

66 Kids...drugs are baaaad mmmmkay.

Posted by: Mr. Mackey at July 05, 2010 10:54 AM (IqfKc)

67 Double Rainbow Lover HungryBear getting his ass handed to him in a super-heavyweight cage fight...


Posted by: DelD at July 05, 2010 10:54 AM (asikV)

68 You... you... double rainbow!

Posted by: fb at July 05, 2010 10:55 AM (G60Nl)

69 76 >Susan Estrogen is on Fucks News right now.

yeah but you just know she 'throws a good one' IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Jones at July 05, 2010 02:54 PM (ZH73Z)

dwarf?

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at July 05, 2010 10:55 AM (YVZlY)

70 69 I especially loved the wind chimes in the background.  Who the heck takes their wind chimes with them when they are camping?

guys who cry when they see double complete rainbows

Posted by: Mr. Mackey at July 05, 2010 10:56 AM (IqfKc)

71 Here's the autotune version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g0yZDMBXiE&feature=watch_response

Posted by: Fall Out (eating) Boy at July 05, 2010 10:58 AM (gcFx3)

72 off with you "Mr Mackey" sock

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 05, 2010 10:59 AM (IqfKc)

73

Susan Estrich is one of the lefties I respect and don't mind watching.  I disagree with her, but she's almost always intellectually honest in the construction of her positions and arguments and in her critical analysis of the positions and arguments of others. 

This forces her to appear moderate.  That's what happens when a lefty is honest.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 05, 2010 11:01 AM (WX+Se)

74
yes, the female Dick Morris is in the same category as Pat Cadell. Both are stomach-able...as far as Democrats go.

Posted by: i like big butts, i cannot lie at July 05, 2010 11:03 AM (SNJ3/)

75

Can You Taste a Rainbow?
Such is The Mango.

Posted by: Mango at July 05, 2010 11:13 AM (t72+4)

76 Well at least he does not blame Bush for putting something in the rain and water with contrails.

Posted by: tjexcite at July 05, 2010 11:18 AM (vhrST)

77 I'd hit Susan Estrich.

Posted by: David Paterson at July 05, 2010 11:30 AM (Ulu3i)

78

Oh. My. God.

It's a Double Ender!!!!

Posted by: Elena Kagan at July 05, 2010 11:33 AM (ueY7R)

79

I'd hit Susan Estrich.

I fucked her! OH!

Posted by: "Dice" Clay at July 05, 2010 11:39 AM (UQ9jL)

80 That's a double seekrit rainbow, whatever that is.

Posted by: Ronin at July 05, 2010 11:44 AM (mhOHX)

81

You... you... double rainbow!

You double complete rainbow!

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 05, 2010 11:46 AM (XdlcF)

Posted by: Al Jazz era PR Dept. at July 05, 2010 11:59 AM (kb0wl)

83 And of course....there's a remix:

http://tinyurl.com/35zlcmb

Posted by: g at July 05, 2010 12:12 PM (foYyr)

84 City boy meets local fungus meets sunshower.

That was not pretty.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 05, 2010 12:17 PM (yBUvJ)

85 See, after two Ciroc martini's you'd get it.

Posted by: Diddy at July 05, 2010 12:21 PM (TZIjA)

86

"What does this meeeeeeeeean?"

It meeeeeeans that if you can get up off your lazy hippy ass and follow the rainbows, you'll find two pots of gold. One for you and one for Obama.

Posted by: Buffalobob at July 05, 2010 12:39 PM (Bqsom)

87 This sounds like dialog from Oz porn fanfiction involving the Shaggy Man and Polychrome.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 05, 2010 12:43 PM (wbcF3)

88 I would turn around and slap the shit out of this guy.

Posted by: Carnivore at July 05, 2010 04:15 PM (DyuqI)

89 good post, thank you.

Posted by: zentai suit at July 06, 2010 05:53 AM (aBP5o)

90 thank you.

Posted by: zentai suit at July 06, 2010 05:54 AM (aBP5o)

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