Ace of Spades HQ

1 It never gets old.

Posted by: real joe at March 01, 2010 12:41 PM (YpKIQ)

2

"Drill here, drill now." He just did!

Posted by: Alan Smithee at March 01, 2010 12:42 PM (F7GbV)

3 Your just a bucking for that Salem Communications buyout aren't you?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 01, 2010 12:42 PM (0q2P7)

4 Picky, picky

Posted by: USA at March 01, 2010 12:42 PM (YZISw)

5 Pick me a winner!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

Posted by: CUS at March 01, 2010 12:42 PM (wOGfT)

6 This may be old by now, but I haven't seen it before.

Color everyone surprised.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 01, 2010 12:43 PM (IhQuA)

7

At least this time he didn't wipe it on Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero at March 01, 2010 12:43 PM (QKKT0)

8 If you look closely he wipes it off on his face.

Posted by: Mjim at March 01, 2010 12:43 PM (mMdWG)

9 Maybe he'll find a booster seat in there.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at March 01, 2010 12:43 PM (p05LM)

10 But he picks his nose....

Posted by: Seinfeld's model girlfriend at March 01, 2010 12:44 PM (sYxEE)

11 O/T: I just got an email asking me to wear blue every friday to show support for the troops. Anyone else get this email?

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 12:44 PM (p302b)

12 Guy has real class doesn't he?

Posted by: GarandFan at March 01, 2010 12:44 PM (6mwMs)

13 I bet he wanted to fling it at Cantor or Boehner, surprised he didn't try.

Posted by: Boots at March 01, 2010 12:45 PM (06JTY)

14 I like how they framed the shot so you can't see Joe Biden eating the paste.

Posted by: Cicero at March 01, 2010 12:46 PM (QKKT0)

15
A Mother's Love..

even by my standards, this is a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read it. I hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Barack, don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

Kind of gets you right "there", doesn't it?

Posted by: sickinmass at March 01, 2010 12:47 PM (Dxfei)

16 He was just trying to smell his fingers a bit better.

Posted by: lorien1973 at March 01, 2010 12:48 PM (IhQuA)

17 At least he didn't eat it (on camera)!

Posted by: BrianA at March 01, 2010 12:48 PM (RnaKB)

18

Do you think he saved it for later in case he got hungry/

In all seriousness, this is rather sophomoric. If I had a camera on my as much as he does, you'd see me make my nose look like the Sacramento River in 1849.

Posted by: headhunt23 at March 01, 2010 12:49 PM (OMCBg)

19

It was probably just instructions on TOTUS. Point then pick your nose.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 01, 2010 12:50 PM (1Jaio)

20 "Blue Fridays.

Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing blue every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority' We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing.

Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -- and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar, will wear something blue. By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of blue much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends, and family, it will not be long before the USA is covered in BLUE and it will let our troops know the once 'silent' majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets on. The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we do to make things better for you?' is .'We need your support and your prayers.' Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example, and wear something blue every Friday.

IF YOU AGREE -- THEN SEND THIS ON.

IF YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS -- THEN HIT THE DELETE BUTTON. BET YOU DON'T! "

right now I'm sitting her crying. the pictures that accompany the email are very powerful.

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 12:51 PM (p302b)

21 Is there some sort of humanitarian prize for nose picking?

Posted by: alppuccino at March 01, 2010 12:52 PM (d/LRF)

22 When it comes to Obama, you guys always focus on the negative. You notice the pick but conveniently ignore the cool Hahvahd palm.

Posted by: Cambridge Dude at March 01, 2010 12:53 PM (YCVBL)

23

Pick a little, dig a little,
Pick a little, dig a little,
Pick! Pick! Pick!
Pick a little, dig a little more....

Posted by: The ladies of River City at March 01, 2010 12:56 PM (7AOgy)

24 If he handn't killed the F-22 program he would have known how to do a stealth nose pick. Just sayin'

Posted by: conscious but that's an epic nose pick fail on national TV at March 01, 2010 12:59 PM (Vu6sl)

25 This is what he is saying:

Obamas finger = Obamas finger

Obamas nostril = Ace's bunghole

Posted by: Uniball at March 01, 2010 01:01 PM (27iEn)

26 Ten bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.....

Twenty says he eats it....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2010 01:01 PM (I/MqP)

27 Isn't there a clip from the health-care Olympics where Obama gives us some knowledge on car insurance? Ace, post that.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 01, 2010 01:02 PM (0FiCa)

28 I email Ace the most awesomist news tips that never get used. Sorry, everyone here must have assumed you saw the booger video.

Posted by: pitythefool at March 01, 2010 01:02 PM (Sg8sX)

29 Them nicotine slaves are all the same, at a health care conference or a b-ball game

Posted by: Barry Soetero and his Lost Planet Airmen at March 01, 2010 01:03 PM (qO6T2)

30 Fifty bucks says the smails kid eats it

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and buckets of scorn for the left at March 01, 2010 01:03 PM (erIg9)

31 I love the sideways glance at the unwelcome booger he has just unceremoniously extracted. Now what? Roll it up into a little ball and discreetly drop it? Hang onto it and wait for a chance to wipe it under the table?

Nah. I'll put it in my ear and pretend nothing happened.

Posted by: /dev/null at March 01, 2010 01:06 PM (rGcVx)

32 Hey Ace, did you hear that Michael Jackson died?

Posted by: Barry Soetero and his Lost Planet Airmen at March 01, 2010 01:06 PM (qO6T2)

33 Ace, dude, find video of Obama discussing car insurance. Classic shit brother.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 01, 2010 01:08 PM (0FiCa)

34 Powerline discussed it (car insurance)

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 01, 2010 01:10 PM (0FiCa)

35 @20 Gee thanks for posting a chain letter in the comments.

Posted by: the Scopes Monkey at March 01, 2010 01:11 PM (snlsw)

36 Kostards rally round their Messiah and proclaim nose-picking to be the ultimate in hip trendy coolness in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Posted by: at March 01, 2010 01:13 PM (bbn3s)

37 Green miner. He's digging for a little green football.

Posted by: maddogg at March 01, 2010 01:14 PM (OlN4e)

38 Wow, the malformed name blew away the hash and everything.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 01, 2010 01:14 PM (bbn3s)

39

LOL, this reminds me of a song I heard on KFAT out of Glroy, CA years ago before their license was lifted by the FCC:

You can pick your nose;

and you can pick your friends;

but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 01:18 PM (QrA9E)

40 I am surprised he didn't shot the bird at the Republicans, he has at every other meeting.

Posted by: Kemp at March 01, 2010 01:21 PM (2+9Yx)

41 He was boogering up the legislative process.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 01, 2010 01:21 PM (hKifX)

42 I seen it live. Soon afterward he starts to speak while gesturing with his pointer and thumb pressed together. Was the booger still there? i think so.

Posted by: hobo #4 at March 01, 2010 01:22 PM (x5Msa)

43 As I sit here, drilling my left nostril, watching my main man pick at an errant dry piece of snot, I'm saddened that I was not there to do it for him as usual. Maybe next time when the cameras and Chewbacca are gone, and the drapes are closed....

Posted by: Eric "Booger" Holder at March 01, 2010 01:23 PM (2jp4I)

44 No no, I was just killing a fly. You guys remember that, right?

Posted by: Obama at March 01, 2010 01:27 PM (euuyg)

45 Let's not jump to conclusions. The booger was acting stupidly.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 01, 2010 01:39 PM (xMHQI)

46 Dunno about the Blue Shirt Fridays, but Red Shirt Friday is legit:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/redfriday.asp

Posted by: mongerel at March 01, 2010 01:39 PM (32hpL)

47

I think this vid deserves a theme song.

http://tinyurl.com/8t7dn8

Posted by: Naan at March 01, 2010 01:42 PM (j5MTj)

48 And if you don't like manipulative chain letters, and especially don't like them pushed up to HUGE FUCKING CHARACTERS, then hit the delete button and call the chain-letter-sender an inconsiderate jerk.

Posted by: Zimriel at March 01, 2010 01:42 PM (Qcubl)

49 On this one, I actually have to give him a pass. A) We all pick from time to time (and don't pretend you don't) and B) he didn't eat it.

Posted by: Who is Good Will at March 01, 2010 01:42 PM (HEvgh)

50 Let me be perfectly clear, I can pick where and when I want, after all, I won.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 01, 2010 01:44 PM (2jp4I)

51 When you get to the bridge, wave.

Posted by: Say What? at March 01, 2010 01:48 PM (vwh8M)

52

14 I like how they framed the shot so you can't see Joe Biden eating the paste. Posted by: Cicero at March 01, 2010 04:46 PM

WINNER!!!!!!!11!1!1!eleventy!1!11

Posted by: s'moron at March 01, 2010 01:50 PM (UaxA0)

53 You think it's funny, but it's snot.

Posted by: Say What? at March 01, 2010 01:52 PM (vwh8M)

54 OK, now I think most of us have picked a winner on occasion, but I would likewise assume that we were not on NATIONAL FUCKING TV when we did it, let alone a press event that WE ARRANGED.

I have to wonder what else the media overlooked in the past 2 years a la their JFK treatment.

I mean besides L a r r y Si n c l ai r (skeevy) and V e r a B a k e r (legit story)

Posted by: s'moron at March 01, 2010 01:56 PM (UaxA0)

55 Twenty bucks says he eats it.

Posted by: 57 States at March 01, 2010 01:59 PM (pEXyx)

56 50 bucks says the kid eats it.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 01, 2010 02:11 PM (ndlFj)

57 Yea, but have you got the "Digging for Gold" vid?

Posted by: Butt picks at March 01, 2010 02:12 PM (ucq49)

58 First time Obama picked a winner

Posted by: Jody at March 01, 2010 02:12 PM (0cUgO)

59

#13

I bet he wanted to eat it

Posted by: Jody at March 01, 2010 02:13 PM (0cUgO)

60 Original, aren't I? (But the quote really was "50 bucks says the Smails kid eats it".

Posted by: dfbaskwill at March 01, 2010 02:13 PM (ndlFj)

61 Hey Ace,
There is even a better vid, of Michelle grooming Barack for pelt insects. I think it means "submission" back where they are from.

Posted by: England Dan & John Ford Cooley at March 01, 2010 02:15 PM (dP6Ky)

62 oh this is too funny...let the ridicule begin! imagine what the leftards would do if W had been caught digging in his nose for the hope diamond? Would they forget about it? NO! Would they let it fade away? NO! So for the sake of the country it is encumbent upon every one of us to do our duty and email this clip to everyone on our email list. It's time for this to make the rounds. Sure, it's been around a while, but it has not been used properly. There should be a mockfest commemorating this little nugget of clip.

So, do your duty!

...and by all means, if a camera is anywhere in sight, even if you just suspect that there is a camera somewhere, anywhree in sight DO NOT PICK YOUR NOSE!

Posted by: mistress overdone at March 01, 2010 02:27 PM (2/oBD)

63 I apologize if posting the email caused any problems. I thought, since it was accompanied by pictures of the military that it was legitimate. Someone said Blue shirt Fridays are not legit and red shirt Fridays are? Well how is an American to know what color shirt to wear on a Friday if they want to quietly voice their support for the troops?

Posted by: curious at March 01, 2010 02:27 PM (p302b)

64 Better save a copy for election time...it's gonna get disappeared down the memory hole as soon as a staffer can contact YouTube.

Posted by: CanaDave at March 01, 2010 02:29 PM (9MgYG)

65 Everybody's doin' it doin' it doin' it.
Pickin' and chewin' it, chewin' it, chewin' it.
They think it's candy ,but it'snot.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 01, 2010 02:32 PM (8NGHm)

66 curious, why do you have to wear a shirt? Mail a care package. Contribute to Soldier's Angels or Wounded Warrior.

Symbolic pap isn't going to do anything but feed a sense of smug self-righteousness

I'm not in any way implying that you are smug and self righteous, but I see "wearing _______ color" as nothing more than public morality-masturbation. Unless you're in a parade, or it's St. Patty's day (or similar color-themed holiday), it's like wearing an "I drive a hybrid" shirt to the farmer's market.

Posted by: s'moron at March 01, 2010 02:34 PM (UaxA0)

67 This must be that "Hope and Changey stuff!!!!" What a jerk!

Posted by: D at March 01, 2010 03:17 PM (fRSUC)

68 Where was the flick?....

Posted by: Last Conservative In Brooklyn at March 01, 2010 03:42 PM (7uAeI)

69 halal or not? you decide.

Posted by: marc in calgary at March 01, 2010 04:16 PM (twux5)

70 The YouTube video of Gordon Brown picking his nose is even worse. Also YouTube has some flatulence videos of the Hilary and Obooger as well.

Posted by: marianne at March 01, 2010 04:30 PM (jSigh)

71 In Canada, a top-notch team of surgeons would remove that for you, and free of charge.

Ten years from now.

Posted by: Noel at March 01, 2010 05:20 PM (Hh13R)

72

Everybodies doin it dooin it, pickin their nose and chewin it chewin it.

Posted by: MAJHAM@GTMO at March 01, 2010 06:28 PM (GqGQo)

73 72 In Canada, a top-notch team of surgeons would remove that for you, and free of charge.

Ten years from now.

Posted by: Noel at March 01, 2010 09:20 PM (Hh13R)

hahahahaha!

Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2010 07:55 PM (9OaH/)

74 Don't look under his chairs and tables.

Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2010 07:57 PM (9OaH/)

75 Miss me yet?

Posted by: George W. Bush at March 01, 2010 07:59 PM (9OaH/)

76 If it weren't for my own nosepicking I could've been President too. That, and the restraining orders.

Posted by: Antibubba at March 01, 2010 09:24 PM (wewbN)

77

Hannah Giles must've set the president up for that one, just like she got Max Blumenthal to pick <i>his</i> nose:

Search youtube for "Hannah and the Booger." :-)

Posted by: Phil at March 01, 2010 11:14 PM (cBaCB)

78 do exercises

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79 use yogurt as a cream for affected area

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