October 07, 2010

CBS Poll: Republicans Up Eight On Generic
— Ace

Even CBS. Even CBS.

CBS?

CBS is... out?

CBS is out?!

Now usually you morons don't read the article-parts here and just focus on the raw numbers, which is usually fine, because, honestly, I haven't read the article-part I'm posting. I'm just deciding, "Oh, there's three paragraphs, must be something in there worth reading, I'll cut and paste that."

Okay, so yeah I don't read this stupid blog either as we all know.

But stay with this excerpt for a tasty little treat at the end.

Republicans now hold an eight point lead over Democrats in the generic ballot, with 45 percent of likely voters saying they would support the Republican candidate for the House, and 37 percent saying they would support the Democrat. Last month Republicans led Democrats by a margin of only 2 points...

President Obama's overall favorability remains steady, the poll indicates, with 44 percent positive ratings and 45 percent negative, but his ratings on the economy are lower than ever before: 38 percent of respondents approved of his handling of the issue, while 50 percent disapproved. Last month, 41 percent approved, and 51 percent disapproved.

But while Democrats have lately been making widespread efforts to diminish the so-called "enthusiasm gap" between Republican and Democratic voters, the poll, which was conducted from October 1 - 5, indicates that the gap has in fact expanded. Sixty percent of Republicans said they were more enthusiastic than usual about voting this year, while only 40 percent of Democrats said the same. Last month, 47 Democrats and 58 percent of Republicans said they were more excited than usual to vote.

At forty-nine percent, Independents are now more enthusiastic than Democrats, the poll indicates.

Now that's somethin'. Independents are now 1) inclined to vote Republican and 2) are more enthusiastic about doing so than Democrats.

At the link Dan has another poll, about something. Tea Party, maybe, or some other thing. I don't know. I read those four paragraphs above and I think that's plenty.


Posted by: Ace at 03:18 PM | Comments (173)
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1 Bring it...NOW!

Posted by: truth at October 07, 2010 03:20 PM (XSD4n)

2 By the way, while browsing Karl Rove's website, I think I stumbled a way to "hack" into his site.  Well, not really "hack" but they could have done a lot better in hiding their security login.

Should I share it here?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 07, 2010 03:20 PM (bAySe)

3 I don't even read the numbers let alone anything Ace writes. I'm here for the morons and all the moron comments.

Posted by: blindgoose at October 07, 2010 03:21 PM (Qa624)

4

Now that's somethin'. Independents are now 1) inclined to vote Republican and 2) are more enthusiastic about doing so than Democrats.

 

It's no surprise to me that Independents are more enthusiastic about voting Republican than Democrats are.

Posted by: Speller at October 07, 2010 03:21 PM (J74Py)

5 Serious: and risk Darth Rove's retribution?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at October 07, 2010 03:22 PM (Jdtsu)

6 When you've lost CBS.....you've lost nothing.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 07, 2010 03:23 PM (OdSjh)

7 Yay team!  (OK, I politics are my sports....just wish we had cute (r) cheerleaders)

Posted by: EZB at October 07, 2010 03:23 PM (fa9yq)

8 Looks like Obama had better hit those college campuses hard, cause, the, uh, bestest and brightestest, might be inclined to stay in their cribs and get hammered on election day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2010 03:24 PM (7PySD)

9 On-topic/

I'm telling you, when one side is expected to win (only a Q of how big), making hte election even more high profile only hurts the loosing side.  Dems only two strategies, IMO, are to depress turnout/interest overall... or to insert a nasty wedge issue to scare indy's away from the GOP candidate.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 07, 2010 03:24 PM (bAySe)

10
If you think about it, all we need to do is flip 5% of the voters back on our side and we can change the complexion of American politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 07, 2010 03:25 PM (L0wbB)

11 Et tu, Brute?

Posted by: Barack Augustus O'Seizure at October 07, 2010 03:25 PM (8GYOu)

12 What's an "article," exactly?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 07, 2010 03:26 PM (tJjm/)

13
We still back the 'rats 3000%

Ask Al Frankin

Posted by: Zombie Voters at October 07, 2010 03:27 PM (rMMMP)

14 This is a blog? I thought it was just a place to talk about cocks.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 07, 2010 03:27 PM (ZXnUe)

15 I've been coming here for years now and this is still a top-of-visit-list blog. Have I read every post, followed every link? Hell no but I'm one of those double-cursed things, a slow moron. There's not enough time in the day to do all those wonderful moronic things. Besides, I have to reserve some time for the gun shows and stuff.

Have you noticed the nightly news talking heads act as though they're chewing lemons when they are forced to say "polls show voters prefer the GOP ... "? Not that I watch them that often but I thought I would see how they're taking all of this. Not well, it appears.

I thought the polls might ease back a little (but still in favor of the GOP) but it seems the polls are showing things getting worse and worse for the Dems. Is this the October surprise, fake poll? Not likely but I don't trust liberals.



Posted by: Full Moon at October 07, 2010 03:29 PM (DtbEv)

16 I think I need to stock up on my speed so I can spend all night and all day on Nov. 2/3 trolling the Daily Kos just to see all those pointy heads explode... sigh... good times, good times...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 07, 2010 03:29 PM (kbOju)

17 I wonder what amount of the Democrat enthusiasm is from the 10-20% of that party that is voting Republican this year.

Posted by: Albert Schwartz at October 07, 2010 03:30 PM (AZ9tt)

18

And that's the way it is.

Posted by: Walter Cronkite at October 07, 2010 03:30 PM (QKKT0)

19

President Obama's overall favorability remains steady, the poll indicates, with 44 percent positive ratings and 45 percent negative

What this indicates is that the Bradley Effect (from James Taranto at WSJ Best of the Web) keeps the poll respondents from answering honestly about how they feel about Obama as a person, for fear of expressing some sort of racist attitude.  His personal favorability rating is completely decoupled from his ratings on how he handles the issues:

Country on WRONG track 63%

Dissatisfied or downright ANGRY at how things are going in Washington 74%

Obama has not brought change to the country or has made things WORSE 57%

 

 

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 03:31 PM (7AOgy)

20 I don't really think this should be much of a surprise.

1.) The stoopid "young voters" that turned out to vote for Barry are not your typical mid-term voters.  On top of that, they're still very open to... dare I say it... change, and many are flipping their votes.  Not only that, these young voters who will actually turn out to vote will be the ones jazzed to vote, which means if they are voting it likely means it's because they are voting R, for a large number of them. 

2.) Add that to the fact it's even worse year for Democratic enthusiasm and a particularly potent year for Republican enthusiasm... and then the Indy enthusiasm (which means they're jazzed to eff the ruling party) and what do you have?


Posted by: Editor at October 07, 2010 03:31 PM (pUfK9)

21 I think I just came a little on the ceiling

Posted by: Truman North at October 07, 2010 03:32 PM (G5JPI)

22 Courage.

Posted by: Gunga Dan Rather at October 07, 2010 03:33 PM (QKKT0)

23

If you go to the CBS site and click on the poll PDF, then scroll down to the last page, you get the breakdown of the respondents.  I don't know how this might "skew" the results, but I'm betting the gap is even wider than what CBS is willing to report:

Total R/D/I: 27/33/40

Total Registered R/D/I: 30/34/36

Maybe it's just me, but that seems awfully lopsided AGAINST the Pubbies, given the enthusiasm gap.  There's no way that more Dems show up at the polls than Repubs, right?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 07, 2010 03:34 PM (hh58P)

24 Fab-u-lous!

Posted by: antoine merriweather, men on politics at October 07, 2010 03:34 PM (oLT/p)

25 Wanna see the inside of my colon?

Posted by: Katie Couric at October 07, 2010 03:34 PM (QKKT0)

26 I've got to say I'm impressed by the local news since they're actually doing live interviews with candidates for state and local elections and asking real questions such as "what are your positions" and "why do you believe that will work".  It's shocking to see real journalism being conducted.

Posted by: alexthechick at October 07, 2010 03:34 PM (bQ5xy)

27

Wonder how Chris Matthews's tingle up the leg is going?  Or is that a tinkle down the leg?

I'm telling you all, buy stock in Depends now!  It's going to soar on election night.  And if by some hook and crook the Democrats win, then buy wheelbarrow futures because if we can't throw these jerks out, America is screwed.  Even if the Dems only lose by a little, they will see it as a mandate to continue their big spending.

Posted by: runningrn at October 07, 2010 03:35 PM (8GYOu)

28 And two snaps up!

Posted by: blaine edwards, men on politics at October 07, 2010 03:35 PM (oLT/p)

29 There's no way that more Dems show up at the polls than Repubs, right?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 07, 2010 07:34 PM (hh58P)

This year?  Not a chance.  Not an effing chance.

Posted by: Editor at October 07, 2010 03:35 PM (pUfK9)

30 16 - great idea. I want to stay up until the morning news comes the next day. Take a nap then watch again all day listening to Chrissy, Rachel, et al. I never watch MSNBC or CNN but that day and the next I am going to be loving it and drinking the whole time. Well, maybe not in the morning but for sure election night. It may make up some for the prez election night.

Posted by: gesc at October 07, 2010 03:36 PM (HMLVZ)

31 the neighbor's cat isn't safe tonight. These polls get me fired up!

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2010 03:36 PM (WS7YN)

32 David Plouffe is already starting the spin- unless Republicans win every single senate, congressional, and governor's seat, it is an epic fail for all republicans and a sign of support for Obama. Hahahahahahaha.

Posted by: lasue at October 07, 2010 03:38 PM (S25IC)

33 29 There's no way that more Dems show up at the polls than Repubs, right? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 07, 2010 07:34 PM (hh58P)



Knowing my Lib friends and relatives..they pretty much have no idea what a Midterm election is and plus, they are way to busy posting shit on Facebook to get out of the house.

Posted by: beerologist at October 07, 2010 03:39 PM (kTd8J)

34 I don't know. I read those four paragraphs above and I think that's plenty.  Posted by: Ace


One can only do so much.  You've got to save your strength.  I'm not sure for what, but I like repeating sympathetic cliches.

Posted by: mama winger at October 07, 2010 03:41 PM (KDX07)

35 CBS?  What??

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 07, 2010 03:42 PM (f0UXf)

36 Truman north... the ceiling?? you need to get "out" more.

Posted by: ford at October 07, 2010 03:42 PM (Ki7fm)

37 #2, the conservative answer is: send a friendly email with relevant details of the "hack" to the site's webmaster. The dextro-Alinskyite answer is: shhh! It's a honeypot to trip up the Dems! But seriously, notifying the webmaster is probably the best course.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 07, 2010 03:42 PM (wb/re)

38 You shall all feel my wrath on... NOVEMBER 2!

Posted by: Mung the Merciless at October 07, 2010 03:43 PM (oLT/p)

39

Besides the obligatory teste empuddening, you know what I'm else going to be doing on the night of November 2nd??

...sipping on a Slurpee and jangling the car keys...just because I can be a dick like that

Posted by: beedubya at October 07, 2010 03:44 PM (AnTyA)

40

And those numbers that I listed are the WEIGHTED averages; there were far fewer Democrats polled than Pubs and Indies:

Totals: 388R/301D/440I (Unweighted)    308R/370D/451I (Weighted)

Total Registered: 372R/273D/373I (Unweighted)   265R/305D/329I (Weighted)

I don't know how poll "weighting" is done, but if the trending that we've been seeing is any indication, that 8% generic number is WAAAAAYYY off.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 07, 2010 03:44 PM (hh58P)

41
There's also this further down in the article that Ace didn't finish:

Overall, the president has a negative influence on voters' choice in November. Twice as many voters - 31 percent, as compared to 15 percent - said his support would make them less likely to back that candidate

Posted by: mama winger at October 07, 2010 03:45 PM (KDX07)

42 Wanna see the inside of my colon?

Posted by: Katie Couric at October 07, 2010 07:34 PM (QKKT0)

No thanks.  I saw the clip where the Presidential Seal fell off the podium when your colon was speaking.  That was enough for me.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 03:45 PM (7AOgy)

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 07, 2010 03:46 PM (L0wbB)

44 I am a registered Independent, and I am very"enthusiastic" ...except to Truman North. That moron needs to go a out for a "few".

Posted by: ford at October 07, 2010 03:46 PM (Ki7fm)

45 You shall all feel my wrath on... NOVEMBER 2!

Posted by: Mung the Merciless at October 07, 2010 07:43 PM (oLT/p)

El Dia de los Muertos?

I want a solid sugar Pelosi Skull!

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 03:47 PM (7AOgy)

46 sifty @ 31.  Watch it.  No pussy hatin' or I'll hunt you down and kill you.  Just kidding.  Sort of.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 03:48 PM (UOM48)

47 If this is such a big Republican tsunami coming, why can't we take back the Senate?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 07, 2010 03:48 PM (u3Zi5)

48
You're all fucking idiots!

Posted by: Mongo at October 07, 2010 03:48 PM (v1gw3)

49

"Fired Up!"  "Ready to Go!"

Meh...

Posted by: Democratic Electorate at October 07, 2010 03:49 PM (2g2ex)

50 Don't make me go all emo now.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 07, 2010 03:49 PM (UOM48)

51 I wonder how many new black panthers are going to disrupt the polls? The lefties will be even more desperate than usual.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 03:50 PM (zTik+)

52

I'm going to be ... sipping on a Slurpee and jangling the car keys...just because I can be a dick like that Posted by: beedubya

Hmm, Slurpee and Val-u-Rite ... Could work.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at October 07, 2010 03:51 PM (23kaI)

53 Is it wrong that I wish the New Black Panthers would show up at my polling place?  They'd get their asses handed to them.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 07, 2010 03:51 PM (UOM48)

54

This poll also reflects the business need of polling firms and news outlets to start telling the truth as Election Day approaches.  Until about 30 days out, they can manipulate the numbers however they like to try to influence voters.  At 30 days out, they have to start worrying about whether they will come close to predicting actual outcomes on Election Day, which is how the relative value of their services will be judged in the run-up to the next election.

Thus CBS's polling operation has to drop its Obama advocacy and instead focus on measuring (not shaping) actual voter sentiment.  Must be painful for them.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 03:52 PM (7AOgy)

55 I'm wondering what to put in the slurpee? Captain Morgans Coconut Rum would be good in the cola version? Thoughts?

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 03:52 PM (zTik+)

56 Dammit.  Stupid, emo sock.  Like Sheppy could hand the Black Panthers their asses.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 03:52 PM (UOM48)

57

President Obama's overall favorability remains steady, the poll indicates, with 44 percent positive ratings and 45 percent negative

What this indicates is that the Bradley Effect (from James Taranto at WSJ Best of the Web) keeps the poll respondents from answering honestly about how they feel about Obama as a person, for fear of expressing some sort of racist attitude. 

Possibly, although the Bradley Effect doesn't explain Joe Manchin, in West Virginia being in the 70% range for favorability as governor, but only polling 43% against Raes in the senate race.

I've got a cousin who's a great guy, very pleasant to be around as long as we're not talking politics.  In almost every way a good guy, except that he's a major Democrat fucknut.  He's got a high favorability rating with me, but I wouldn't vote for him for dog catcher.

Posted by: DelD at October 07, 2010 03:52 PM (oAZ1S)

58
They'd get their asses handed to them.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 07, 2010 07:51 PM (UOM4

Let me rephrase that Shep.  Your hands will be around their asses as you service their dingos!

Posted by: Fish at October 07, 2010 03:53 PM (v1gw3)

59

If this is such a big Republican tsunami coming, why can't we take back the Senate?  - Posted by: USS Diversity at October 07, 2010 07:48 PM (u3Zi5)

Because of the breakdown of the 33 Seats that are up for re-election this year.  In 2012, the breakdown is almost 2-to-1 D-to-R; we weren't that lucky this time around.  We have to keep all of the R seats we already have, and add at least 10 more to hold a majority.  I believe there are only 14 D seats in play, so it's a much more difficult hill this time around.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 07, 2010 03:53 PM (hh58P)

60 Is it wrong that I wish the New Black Panthers would show up at my polling place?  They'd get their asses handed to them.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 07, 2010 07:51 PM (UOM4

Which explains why they won't show up at your polling place.  They prefer soft targets.  Same reason why the Rodney King riots stayed in South Central and didn't roll up into the more affluent areas.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 03:53 PM (7AOgy)

61 Fish.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 03:54 PM (UOM48)

62 Barry is in Chicago tonight for fund raisers for his two fellow crooked politicians Alexi G. and Dipshit Quinn. The arrogant asshole of course waits to roll out the motorcade during rush hour traffic shutting down streets and backing up traffic. He did the same thing about a month ago in LA. The faster this son of a whore gets voted out of office the better

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 07, 2010 03:54 PM (SYnSc)

63 If this is such a big Republican tsunami coming, why can't we take back the Senate? Posted by: USS Diversity

Only 37 seats are up for Senate election versus all (435) House seats.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at October 07, 2010 03:54 PM (23kaI)

64 Jane D'oh = Shep Smith sock.  Ahem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 03:54 PM (UOM48)

65 55, I'd go with Capt. Morgan Spiced Rum.  That shit is really good in Dr. Pepper as well.

Posted by: opus at October 07, 2010 03:55 PM (IebeI)

66

I can't help but find fascinating Obama's dramatic fall from grace. They thought he was the f-ing messiah and now his support for a democrat makes people less likely to vote for him. Mother in law says he lost whites because he showed that he didn't give a rats ass about them. I think he doesn't give a rats ass about anybody at all, only his idealolgy and completing his abandoning father's mission--like somehow that would get his love.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 03:55 PM (zTik+)

67 Hatin' isn't exactly what in had in mind for the kitty.

Mrs Sifty is workin late and that cat has been teasing me all week.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2010 03:55 PM (WS7YN)

68 No pussy hatin' ....that would just be Andi Sullivan, right?????

Posted by: FU52 at October 07, 2010 03:55 PM (BSVaa)

69 Dammit.  Stupid, emo sock.  Like Sheppy could hand the Black Panthers their asses.  Heh.
Shep would be 'catching', Jane.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 07, 2010 03:56 PM (oLT/p)

70 "Dammit, CBS, you're doing the work of the Republican National Committee!" -- John F'N Kerry

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 07, 2010 03:56 PM (5MMzu)

71 O/T:  "Obama Shows A Spine! Will Veto Bill That Would Bail Out Banks From Foreclosure-Gate"

listed as pending:   Read the text/submit a comment    link

link

Posted by: curious at October 07, 2010 03:57 PM (p302b)

72

Possibly, although the Bradley Effect doesn't explain Joe Manchin, in West Virginia being in the 70% range for favorability as governor, but only polling 43% against Raes in the senate race.

Posted by: DelD at October 07, 2010 07:52 PM (oAZ1S)

It's possible that West Virginia's voters want Manchin to remain as governor in a job they believe he's doing well rather than indulge his personal political ambition by sending him to Washington.  An employer who has an employee doing a great job in a given slot is not obliged to move that employee out of that slot just because the employee asks him to.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 03:57 PM (7AOgy)

73 What's it uh...uh.....going to take to....uhm..uhm... to get you Demotards all wee-weed up in uh... uh... uh... those 57 states? 

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 07, 2010 03:57 PM (wFMDa)

74 Sorry, but my husband's "educated" lib siblings still believe Barry is the Messiah.  At least three of them still have their money, benefits, etc., and as of last week, two of them and their spouses were on luxury vacations.  Weird how those of us who didn't vote for the bastard are suffering.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 03:57 PM (UOM48)

75 Enthusiasm Gap? You can't get they-ah from he-ah.

Posted by: fluffy Adams, mountain man at October 07, 2010 03:57 PM (SwkdU)

76 I'm wondering what to put in the slurpee?

Vodka in cheery slurpees is well nigh undetectable.  I've been told.  By other people.  Who are not me. 

Posted by: alexthechick at October 07, 2010 03:58 PM (bQ5xy)

77 Hey Demotards. Don't worry. You have....ME.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 07, 2010 03:58 PM (wFMDa)

78 I like how CBS uses digits for all the poll numbers except for that magic number 60.  They spelled it out so that it doesn't look so bad.

Too bad Dan Rather isn't still around to have to broadcast this ass-whooping of epic proportions...  I guess we'll have to settle for Chrissy and Olberdouche.

Posted by: Original Mikey at October 07, 2010 03:58 PM (dOatv)

79 My friend just said "I'm the average American, I wouldn't have know if you didn't tell me".....but it was prefaced with "if he doesn't veto that, wow that's very rpublicany, isn't it"

Posted by: curious at October 07, 2010 03:59 PM (p302b)

80 Rasmussen is the outliner this week and anyone even LOOKING at RV polls should be dragged into the street and shot. LIKELY VOTER AVERAGE ABC R+6 CBS R+8 RAS R+3 GALLUP R+13 (lower model) DemCor R+6 Economist R+9 LV model R+7.5% So from the RCP high its dropped a fraction of the point, WITH the rasmussen outliner...and we had people on here Monday threatening to slit their wrists??

Posted by: CAC at October 07, 2010 03:59 PM (Gr1V1)

81 I hate Slurpees.  Too sugary.  I highly recommend vodka straight up.  Frozen, of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 03:59 PM (UOM48)

82 the neighbor's cat isn't safe tonight. These polls get me fired up!

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2010 07:36 PM (WS7YN)

Thinking about fixing yourself a purrito?

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 03:59 PM (7AOgy)

83 So from the RCP high its dropped a fraction of the point, WITH the rasmussen outliner...and we had people on here Monday threatening to slit their wrists??

Posted by: CAC at October 07, 2010 07:59 PM (Gr1V1)

Only the most sensitive and concerned people.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:00 PM (7AOgy)

84 Miss me yet??

Posted by: Katie Couric's Colon at October 07, 2010 04:00 PM (tJjm/)

85 "What this indicates is that the Bradley Effect (from James Taranto at WSJ Best of the Web) keeps the poll respondents from answering honestly about how they feel about Obama as a person, for fear of expressing some sort of racist attitude." Why would I be afraid to talk honestly about America's Last Black President?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 07, 2010 04:01 PM (5MMzu)

86 Where the hell is the remote??!!?  Bill O is on.  I'm waiting for the Real Hos of DC.  Tonight's ep is the infamous Invasion of the WH by the Salahis.  Woot!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 04:01 PM (UOM48)

87 Enthusiasm Gap? You can't get they-ah from he-ah.

Posted by: fluffy Adams, mountain man at October 07, 2010 07:57 PM (SwkdU)

Lost five wagons and thirteen head of cattle in Enthusiasm Gap.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 07, 2010 04:01 PM (7AOgy)

88 Don't be surprised when the kittens have mustaches and vote Republican, that's all I'm gonna say.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2010 04:01 PM (WS7YN)

89 #81  I highly recommend vodka straight up.

Da, comrade.   Seriously, never was a fan of vodka.  I was brought up on Black Velvet Whiskey.  That stuff mixed with coke was a favored remedy for colds around the Kratos household.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 07, 2010 04:02 PM (c0A3e)

90 Jane D'oh = Shep Smith sock.  Ahem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 07, 2010 07:54

I thought Shep was sounding uncommonly manly.

Posted by: Cicero at October 07, 2010 04:02 PM (QKKT0)

91 Why would I be afraid to talk honestly about America's Last Black President?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 07, 2010 08:01 PM (5MMzu)

One thing's for sure: America's next Black President won't get the job just for being Black.  He or she will have to earn it.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:03 PM (7AOgy)

92 #47 We are leading in 9 of 10 seats needed to flip the US Senate. We are behind in WA by about 3, CA by about 5, CT by close to double digits (from polling BEFORE the debate mostly). Rossi and Fiorina each have $4-5 million to blow on ads.

Posted by: CAC at October 07, 2010 04:03 PM (Gr1V1)

93 @76: Cheery spiked slurpees, alex? Cheerio!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 07, 2010 04:03 PM (tJjm/)

94 Katie, I'm guessing many people saw (and felt) the inside of your colon before you put it on TV, you sexy little newsminx.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2010 04:03 PM (WS7YN)

95 That stuff mixed with coke was a favored remedy for colds around the Kratos household.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 07, 2010 08:02 PM (c0A3e)

You should not mix stimulants and depressants like that.  Plus, how do you snort the coke once it's mixed with the whiskey?

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:04 PM (7AOgy)

96 #2, the conservative answer is: send a friendly email with relevant details of the "hack" to the site's webmaster.

The dextro-Alinskyite answer is: shhh! It's a honeypot to trip up the Dems!

But seriously, notifying the webmaster is probably the best course.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap
---------------------

Ok, I did just that through the site's contact form.

p.s.  Anyone know if Karl Rove has a pet dog or cat? Got its name?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 07, 2010 04:04 PM (bAySe)

97 the neighbor's cat isn't safe tonight.

If the kitteh doesn't send you to the ER, the neighbor might.

Posted by: PA Cat at October 07, 2010 04:05 PM (06h7D)

98

Obozo has set himself up to be the Black President To End All Black Presidents.

Sweet irony, moonbats.

Posted by: Cicero at October 07, 2010 04:05 PM (QKKT0)

99

8 points is a landslide!

Posted by: ErikW at October 07, 2010 04:05 PM (OwwWi)

100 p.s.  Anyone know if Karl Rove has a pet dog or cat? Got its name?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 07, 2010 08:04 PM (bAySe)

Is this for the ransom note?

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:05 PM (7AOgy)

101 If Americans wanted the fucktardlians to run the country they woodhave voted for you puggies in 2006 and 2008. Face the facts, your now are a permanent minority party.

P.S. I invited Raykon over and we're going to snuggle in our underwear while we troll. Take that, cons!

Posted by: beelzebub's burp at October 07, 2010 04:06 PM (7+pP9)

102 Don't be surprised when the kittens have mustaches and vote Republican, that's all I'm gonna say.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2010 08:01 PM (WS7YN)

If you don't have penile spines, she probably won't ovulate for you.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:07 PM (7AOgy)

103 No no, you snort the whiskey and drink the cocaine.

Posted by: Pat Travers at October 07, 2010 04:07 PM (u3Zi5)

104 "the so-called "enthusiasm gap" between Republican and Democratic voters, the poll, which was conducted from October 1 - 5, indicates that the gap has in fact expanded."

The more this gap expands, the more Sean Duffy's gap is going to expand on November 4th.

Posted by: Ace's dark urges at October 07, 2010 04:07 PM (ic6aO)

105 The harder the libs push, the more pissed off we get.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 07, 2010 04:07 PM (Baf0e)

106 If Americans wanted the fucktardlians to run the country they woodhave voted for you puggies in 2006 and 2008. Face the facts, your now are a permanent minority party.

Posted by: beelzebub's burp at October 07, 2010 08:06 PM (7+pP9)

Wow, that's really excellent sockpuppeting!  It's so lifelike, so true to the brain-dead troll persona!

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:08 PM (7AOgy)

107 Keep it up burp. You got the world on the ropes with your spaz-fu.

Posted by: sifty at October 07, 2010 04:08 PM (WS7YN)

108 As a Conservative, I can honestly say: I have always been enthusiastic about my (delightfully scented and small) gap.  Just sayin'

Posted by: momma at October 07, 2010 04:08 PM (penCf)

109 #96 You should not mix stimulants and depressants like that. 

You shouldn't, but I'm freakin' hardcore and that's how I roll!  I think they negated each other to an extent, so I used an excess of coke.

Plus, how do you snort the coke once it's mixed with the whiskey?

Practice makes perfect.

/Cautionary tale concerning nasal administration of drugs - my one former roommates' brother tried to snort Adderall.  It comes packaged in little spheres, and hilarity did not ensue. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 07, 2010 04:08 PM (c0A3e)

110 P.S.,

Don't believe this BS from CBS.  They are just setting us up.  They will show Republicans up by 8 now only to have the Dems race back into the lead 2 days before the election.

It's a con.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 07, 2010 04:09 PM (Baf0e)

111

Its basically a matter of which seats are up for grabs. Too many repub ones and too few Dem ones that aren't in the looney lib states. so just the luck of the draw this time around.

 

That's okay.  I'm kind of looking at this election as a twofer.  One, that we get rid of many dems. to at least gain control of the house.  AND we have the chance to rid ourselves of some of the RINO's.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at October 07, 2010 04:09 PM (JS4QW)

112 I feel it. My God, it's been years since I've been able to feel anything in my ass, but this baseball bat I put up there really stimulated the 'ol rectal cavity.

Finally, I can live again.

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at October 07, 2010 04:09 PM (i0Jm/)

113

/Cautionary tale concerning nasal administration of drugs - my one former roommates' brother tried to snort Adderall.  It comes packaged in little spheres, and hilarity did not ensue. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 07, 2010 08:08 PM (c0A3e)

Isn't there supposed to be a preliminary grinding step?

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:10 PM (7AOgy)

114

If Americans wanted the fucktardlians to run the country they woodhave voted for you puggies in 2006 and 2008. Face the facts, your now are a permanent minority party.

Fuck yeah.

Posted by: Proud Fucktardlian at October 07, 2010 04:10 PM (QKKT0)

115 And here's the WEIRD PART.  Right now, who is giving Obama and Democrats their BEST numbers?  Rasmussen.

Yep, weird.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at October 07, 2010 04:10 PM (Baf0e)

116 4 more weeks!

I cant wait.

Posted by: Timbo at October 07, 2010 04:10 PM (ph9vn)

117 Lost five wagons and thirteen head of cattle in Enthusiasm Gap. Your guardian angel was watching out for you. Most men don't live to tell the tale.

Posted by: fluffy Adams, grizzled mountaineer at October 07, 2010 04:11 PM (SwkdU)

118 Red Tide November: Countdown to Wedgies

Posted by: Warden at October 07, 2010 04:11 PM (QoR4a)

119 I feel it. God told me cons are not going to take either branch this November.  Please pray with me cons, long and hard, in your bedrooms, as our new leaders McDonnell and Palin do. Amen.

Posted by: George W Bush at October 07, 2010 08:09 PM (i0Jm/)

My, the sockpuppeteers are in rare form tonight!  You almost had me believing that it was really our ignorant, obsessive little ass-pain!  Kudos!

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:12 PM (7AOgy)

120 #114 Isn't there supposed to be a preliminary grinding step?

I forgot to add my former roommate's idiotic brother...

/That should tell you all that you need to know.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 07, 2010 04:12 PM (c0A3e)

121

That's okay.  I'm kind of looking at this election as a twofer.  One, that we get rid of many dems. to at least gain control of the house.  AND we have the chance to rid ourselves of some of the RINO's.

Posted by: Meggy McCain at October 07, 2010 08:09 PM (JS4QW)

 

Oh.  My.  God.  Did I really, like, really write that?  Or is some, you know, jerk, using me as his, you know, nasty sock and stuff. 

Posted by: Meggy McCain at October 07, 2010 04:13 PM (JS4QW)

122 Anyone have the phone #s and emails for the Nevada senate minority leader republican? he just endorsed Reid. He needs to be hounded out of office IMMEDIATELY by his party and forced to admit he's always been Reid's assbuddy.

Posted by: CAC at October 07, 2010 04:13 PM (Gr1V1)

123

Obozo has set himself up to be the Black President To End All Black Presidents.

Sweet irony, moonbats.

Posted by: Cicero at October 07, 2010 08:05 PM (QKKT0)

That's kinda fucked up.

I get what you're saying but it's not black folk's fault that Obama set their cause back another 100 years.

Posted by: ErikW at October 07, 2010 04:14 PM (OwwWi)

124

A couple of times a week I have to go to a strip mall where the local dem office is located.

This is going to sound a bit sexist, but it is just what I noted. 

Women coming out of that office are proud as can be of their signs and their bumper stickered cars.  Men on the other hand look like they just got caught by their wife kissing their neighbor... 's seventeen year old daughter.  They throw their signs in their trunk and look around to see if anyone was watching.  Their wives made them get the signs.  Wimps.

Pretty funny, if you ask me.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 07, 2010 04:14 PM (r1h5M)

125 "You're all fucking idiots!" No actually, we aren't fucking idiots, because we don't like liberals enough to waste the energy fucking them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2010 04:16 PM (7PySD)

126

Lost five wagons and thirteen head of cattle in Enthusiasm Gap.

Don't go near Ronceveaux Pass.  It's a nightmare.

Posted by: Roland at October 07, 2010 04:16 PM (QKKT0)

127 You know what the cash strapped, in debt, stressed out America needs?  For Timmay Geithner to have MORE power! Yeah!

But today, high-level administration officials say the still-controversial Geithner isn't going anywhere. If anything, Geithner's stature and influence at the White House have risen after a string of policy successes.

He's credited with helping to revive the banking sector, cut projected losses from the $700-billion bailout fund to about $50 billion and push through the most sweeping overhaul of financial rules since the Great Depression. That legislation significantly enhances his powers as Treasury secretary.

"The president is very, very comfortable with Tim," White House senior advisor David Axelrod said. "Tim's proven himself over very difficult terrain, and he is a calm, steady, thoughtful presence, so there's no doubt the relationship they've formed is a strong one.... I expect him to be here for some time to come."

With Obama's top economic aide, Lawrence Summers, stepping down at year's end, Geithner, 49, is poised to become the dean of the president's economic team.

Posted by: momma at October 07, 2010 04:16 PM (penCf)

128

Lost five wagons and thirteen head of cattle in Enthusiasm Gap.

Don't go near Ronceveaux Pass.  It's a nightmare.

 

The menu at Donner Pass wasn't all that great either!

Posted by: Pilgrim at October 07, 2010 04:17 PM (2g2ex)

129 I was worried that enthusiasm might wane on the conservative side but the Messiah never disappoints. His shrillness at anyone not kissing his ring or plotting executive orders like Hugo are the GOP's best weapon and he's determined that we are able to use it. He's a True believer- it's gonna be ugly the next 2 years. The GOP had better understand that.

Posted by: jjshaka at October 07, 2010 04:17 PM (DSh5L)

130 * watching parker|spitzer again *

Its uncanny how Kathleen just continues to sit there looking on while Elliott is engaged in debate. All she does is chime in every once in a while to prod the conversation along.

You know what would make this show 10x better?

;">ingraham| ;">spitzer

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 07, 2010 04:19 PM (bAySe)

131 Hey, dagny, thanks for the idea, Captain Morgan's coconut rum might make a good smoothie. 3 food groups, fruit, dairy, and booze.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 07, 2010 04:19 PM (7PySD)

132

I get what you're saying but it's not black folk's fault that Obama set their cause back another 100 years.

Except for the ignoring his authenticity and turning out in record numbers to vote for him thing.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 04:20 PM (zTik+)

133 should be...

;">ingraham|spitzer

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 07, 2010 04:21 PM (bAySe)

134

133 * watching parker|spitzer again *

You know what would make this show 10x better?

Parker without panties and Spitzer with a bag on his head?

Posted by: Bubba at October 07, 2010 04:22 PM (wFMDa)

135

I get what you're saying but it's not black folk's fault that Obama set their cause back another 100 years.

It is fucked up.  The dumb squishes in the middle who thought they were being openminded by voting for a black candidate have been burned.  Since they don't pay much attention to politics, its easiest for them to simply internalize a "No Black Candidate" rule than actually evaluate a candidate on his or her individual merits.  It sucks of you're a truly qualified candidate who happens to be black.

Posted by: Cicero at October 07, 2010 04:22 PM (QKKT0)

136 134 I love the stuff. MmmmmMmmmMm

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 04:23 PM (zTik+)

137 Cons, this is what we have to do to pull this thing out. We have to get some tweezers and root around in my Wonder Woman underwear until we find something that resembles a thumbtack.

Then, we'll pull it out and call the dog over and I'll smear some peanut butter on it real quick. You tape the Barack Obama picture to his face. I cut out a place for his nose and snout to go through it.

You game, cons?

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at October 07, 2010 04:23 PM (i0Jm/)

138

Parker without panties and Spitzer with a bag on his head red plastic phallus on his nose?

 

FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2010 04:24 PM (2g2ex)

139

I get what you're saying but it's not black folk's fault that Obama set their cause back another 100 years.

Except for the ignoring his authenticity and turning out in record numbers to vote for him thing.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 08:20 PM (zTik+)

Yes, well, a lot of well-meaning non-Black folks did the same damn thing.  And some of them are just as stubbornly unwilling to see what a huge mistake they made.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:24 PM (7AOgy)

140 138 They only practice identity politics. They are too stupid to look at ideas, votes, policy, idealogy.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 04:25 PM (zTik+)

141 141

Parker without panties and Spitzer with a bag on his head red plastic phallus on his nose?

 

Spitzer is a plastic phallus.

Posted by: Bubba at October 07, 2010 04:26 PM (wFMDa)

142 That's not a sock stuiec.  That really is the raykon troll

Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2010 08:16 PM (oVQFe)

Oh, come on.  That's got to be someone trying to sound like a total fucktard.  The real raykon troll isn't that pathetic and irrelevant... is he?

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:26 PM (7AOgy)

143

a lot of well-meaning non-Black folks did the same damn thing.

I don't think they are "well meaning". They have a chip. They like the idea of redistribution which requires a level of bitterness that well meaning folks don't have. If, of course, they have thought that far.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 04:26 PM (zTik+)

144 134 Have a cracker with it and you've got all 4!

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 04:27 PM (zTik+)

145 PS that 40% of Dems excited to vote? that's us Reagan Dems and we're voting GOP!

*Wipeout*

Posted by: mim/ginaswo at October 07, 2010 04:28 PM (vgeFs)

146 Did the raykon troll have a stroke or something?  Uncontrolled seizures perhaps?  Drink the bong water by accident?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2010 04:28 PM (2g2ex)

147

The menu at Donner Pass wasn't all that great either!

Posted by: Pilgrim at October 07, 2010 08:17 PM (2g2ex)

Not much variety, but if you knew your cookery... mmm! mmm!

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:29 PM (7AOgy)

148 Okay, so yeah I don't read this stupid blog either as we all know.

Guilty with an explanation your honor!

The Kingfish reads it why can't the Ewok?

Posted by: Algonquin J. Calhoun at October 07, 2010 04:30 PM (AQxTm)

149 Did the raykon troll have a stroke or something?  Uncontrolled seizures perhaps?  Drink the bong water by accident?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2010 08:28 PM (2g2ex)

See, that's what I mean.  It MUST be a sockpuppet.  No one could in reality be that stupid and live.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:30 PM (7AOgy)

150

Except for the ignoring his authenticity and turning out in record numbers to vote for him thing.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 08:20 PM (zTik+)

That's their problem and they'll live to reap the burden of their dumbass decisions.

Blacks aren't stupid, they're willfully mislead and I don't have an ounce of sympathy for them.

Posted by: ErikW at October 07, 2010 04:30 PM (OwwWi)

151 150

The menu at Donner Pass wasn't all that great either!

Posted by: Pilgrim at October 07, 2010 08:17 PM (2g2ex)

Not much variety, but if you knew your cookery... mmm! mmm!

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 08:29 PM (7AOgy)


Yeah, the cook was pretty good... with a side order of fries.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 07, 2010 04:31 PM (tJjm/)

152 Er, Algonquin, you reckon the kids know who the hell you are?

http://tinyurl.com/387dazm

Posted by: The Kingfish at October 07, 2010 04:32 PM (AQxTm)

153 141

Parker without panties and Spitzer with a bag on his head red plastic phallus on his nose in her mouth?

 

FIFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2010 08:24 PM (2g2ex)


FTFY, Count the Money!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 07, 2010 04:33 PM (tJjm/)

154

I don't think they are "well meaning". They have a chip. They like the idea of redistribution which requires a level of bitterness that well meaning folks don't have. If, of course, they have thought that far.

Posted by: dagny at October 07, 2010 08:26 PM (zTik+)

They don't think.  They feel.  And they felt that engaging in the ultimate act of affirmative action would make them feel all warm and fuzzy, and that somehow their feeling had to mean that it was good for the country.  (And, conversely, that anyone who didn't feel the same way had to be an evil racist hater and thus bad for the country.)

Well-meaning folks are the ones who set the wheels in motion on the road to slums and race riots and death camps.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:35 PM (7AOgy)

155 Cons, me and Beezelbub's Burp are playing naked Twister and eating pizza rolls and mom said we could stay up all night.

There's nothing you can do about it, cons!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at October 07, 2010 04:36 PM (i0Jm/)

156

have you ever actually read any of raykon's posts?  Trust me he is.  I'm pretty sure he got banned and proceeded to spend the next few days trying to comment again until his IP changed.

Posted by: buzzion at October 07, 2010 08:31 PM (oVQFe)

Well, if what you say is true, then he must be seriously disturbed, with a pathological need to be abused and mocked.  Perhaps he's an adolescent whose peers want nothing to do with him, and his only interaction with people that aren't his relatives is his trolling this blog.

Gee, now I am a little sad for the pathetic creature.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:37 PM (7AOgy)

157

Yeah, the cook was pretty good... with a side order of fries.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 07, 2010 08:31 PM (tJjm/)

I liked the leg of Lamb... Charlie Lamb, Mr. & Mrs. Lamb's second-youngest boy.

Posted by: stuiec at October 07, 2010 04:39 PM (7AOgy)

158 I blame the One Nation Rally.

Posted by: jukin at October 07, 2010 04:41 PM (vkkNZ)

159 OMG! Beezlebub's Burp is doing a Lady Gaga dance! It's so sexy with the hip gringing and his package swinging right in front of me.

Mmmm! BRB!

Posted by: Raykon W Bush at October 07, 2010 04:41 PM (i0Jm/)

160 14 This is a blog? I thought it was just a place to talk about cocks.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 07, 2010 07:27 PM (ZXnUe)

I thought is was all about cocksuckers, but what do I know?

Posted by: Barney at October 07, 2010 04:41 PM (AQxTm)

161 65 55, I'd go with Capt. Morgan Spiced Rum.  That shit is really good in Dr. Pepper as well.

Posted by: opus at October 07, 2010 07:55 PM (IebeI)

No, No, Mt Gay Rum, not as sweet, aged in Bourbon barrels.  The Capt is for kids.  Course, how would you know WTF you were drinking after you mix it with Dr. Sugar, er Pepper.

How do you spell hang over, SUGAR drinks!

Posted by: Kemp at October 07, 2010 04:48 PM (AQxTm)

162 It you have an erection lasting more than four weeks contact your doctor immediately.

Election is LESS than four weeks, so if it doesn't go down, call.

Posted by: Republcan National Committee at October 07, 2010 04:49 PM (AQxTm)

163

Follow the tinyurl.

FOLLOW IT!

http://tinyurl.com/38j9pyd

Posted by: ErikW at October 07, 2010 04:50 PM (OwwWi)

164 128

Lost five wagons and thirteen head of cattle in Enthusiasm Gap.

Don't go near Ronceveaux Pass.  It's a nightmare.

Posted by: Roland at October 07, 2010 08:16 PM (QKKT0)

Oh, very well done, sir.

Posted by: Roland's abrasive pal Oliver at October 07, 2010 05:00 PM (twq6c)

165 102 If Americans wanted the fucktardlians to run the country they woodhave voted for you puggies in 2006 and 2008. Face the facts, your now are a permanent minority party.

P.S. I invited Raykon over and we're going to snuggle in our underwear while we troll. Take that, cons!


Woodhave? You can't wishcast your bojama away, pussy.

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Posted by: In before the troll at October 07, 2010 05:17 PM (9Lm5R)

167 I guess being highly pissed off counts as being enthusiastic.

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