1 Ace - Have stuiec and/or Slublog work on your ad ideas.

2
stu made the big time!

3 Camp David?

Never heard of it.

4 I am honored beyond the ability of words to express.

5

 

Can you dance to it?

6

I am honored beyond the ability of words to express.

Oh that's easy. Oooh, oooh, oooh FUCK YOU!

_{(no srsly, nice work, stu!)}

7 OT, the NY Times is throwing Ragel in the ditch.

Hit piece just before the election. I guess The One has spoken and the Times is passing the word along. 

Means Ragel is going to lose, or if he wins he will be one mad SOB.  Who will give a shit, he'll be in the minority!

PUDDING!

http://tinyurl.com/2whv6yt

8 Now THAT is inspirational!

9 I guess I could spell his name right.  Nay, FUCK HIM.

10 I just wonder why Stanley Crouch felt compelled to write and perform a song like this.

11 Thou art a bootless boiled brained nut-hook.

Oops, Wrong thread? Who cares, F U.

12 And be sure to run out and pre-order Bee-Lo Obama's new CD, "The Economy-Killer."

13 That is just an awesome song. Either way.

14

#3  FYI

Camp David is where "W" spent his weekends when he wasn't bushwacking  and mountain biking in Texas.

Ronnie used to leave after lunch on Fridays with a load of old movies to spend a  l o n g  weekends at Camp David with Nancy-girl.  He didn't like the WH very much, it seemed.

But you knew that already, didn't you?

15 That's a well deserved bump to the bigtime, stu.

16 I kept confusing him with 90's one hit wonder Skee-lo.

17 This guy should just start promoting new clubs like Paris Hilton.

Well, they do share a love of coke. 

18

Heh.  Check out mine from a while back.

Well, you keep passing all those bills
Without our consent
And we're like, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo

Oh, well, we're trying to live our lives
Without a red cent
And we're like, "Fuck you!  And fuck you too."

Well, if I was wealthier
I know I'd be healthier
Ain't that some shit? 
(Ain't that some shit?)

You say you tried to do you best
Well, you've flunked the test
So, uh, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, oooo

Yeah, we're sorry you've doomed your party
And that this means you ain't stayin' there.

Well, you should pack up, maybe go on safari
Cause the way you play the game ain't fair.

I pity the fool
Who casts his vote for you
(Oh, shit, she's a gold digger)
Well
(Just thought you should know, William)

Ooooooooooooooooooh
I've got some news for Barney Frank.
Yeah, go on and run and tell your little boyfriend.

Well, you keep passing all those bills
Without our consent
And we're like, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo

Oh, well, we're trying to live our lives
Without a red cent
And we're like, "Fuck you!  And fuck you too."

Well, if I was wealthier
I know I'd be healthier
Ain't that some shit? 
(Ain't that some shit?)

You say you tried to do you best
Well, you've flunked the test
So, uh, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, oooo

Now, I know you think you had to borrow
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.

Tried to tell ya, tried to yell at ya
Cause keeping your ass in D.C. ain't cheap.

I pity the fool
Who casts his vote for you
(Oh, shit, she's a gold digger)
Well
(Just thought you should know, William)

Ooooooooooooooooooh
I've got some news for Barney Frank.
Ooh, I really hate your ass right now.

Well, you keep passing all those bills
Without our consent
And we're like, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo

Oh, well, we're trying to live our lives
Without a red cent
And we're like, "Fuck you!  And fuck you too."

Well, if I was wealthier
I know I'd be healthier
Ain't that some shit? 
(Ain't that some shit?)

You say you tried to do you best
Well, you've flunked the test
So, uh, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, oooo

19 What are we kidding ourselves, the Dems are just going to run out calling voters spoiled brat racists knowing they are going down in flames kinda like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface.

20 Great stuff by Stuiec!

And I agree - morons need to make these ads Ace has been talking about, because the RNC isn't gonna.  After all, they'd get kicked out of the next regatta at the Van Voorhees' if they did.

21 Somebody with the time and inclination needs to get a copy of Obama's audiobooks, as read by the author, and splice together an audio version of this song.

22 Call me a RINO or something but at least at Camp David, it's a standard get away for the President (Any of them). It has all the workings of the office of the president.. He should still be doing his job there.. It's only a change in scenery.. (or at least that's the working theory.. It's how it functioned when W. spent any time there).

23 21 Somebody with the time and inclination needs to get a copy of Obama's audiobooks, as read by the author, and splice together an audio version of this song. Would this help? http://www.obamasoundoff.com/

24 This is a pretty cool song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIPoPw9zgvQ

"Nashville based songwriters Jamie Teachenor and "Banjo" Ben Clark team up for this exclusive release, aimed to raise-the-hair and boil-the-blood of every liberty-loving American ready to make a difference this fall...one vote at a time.

Please help the powerful voice of "We The People" ring through the halls of Congress by forwarding this to any and all who are fed up with the Elites in Washington who consistently ignore our cries.

If you're not registered to vote, PLEASE do so now, and may God bless America now and forever."

and check out the trailer for the "movie"

I Want Your Moneyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wty7974IKg

"I Want Your Money trailer...Set against the backdrop of today's headline - 67% of Americans don't approve of Obama's economic policies, the film takes a provocative look at our deeply depressed economy using the words and actions of Presidents Reagan and Obama and shows the marked contrast between Reaganomics and Obamanomics. The film contrasts two views of the role that the federal government should play in our daily lives using the words and actions of Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama. Two versions of the American dream now stand in sharp contrast. One views the money you earned as yours and best allocated by you; the other believes that the elite in Washington know how to best allocate your wealth. One champions the traditional American dream, which has played out millions of times through generations of Americans, of improving one's lot in life and even daring to dream and build big. The other holds that there is no end to the "good" the government can do by taking and spending other peoples' money in an ever-burgeoning list of programs. The documentary film I Want Your Money exposes the high cost in lost freedom and in lost opportunity to support a Leviathan-like bureaucratic state."

25 I didn't think I could enjoy that song more than I already did.

I was wrong. Nice work, stu!

26 Things I have learned from the blogosphere:

1.  FUCK YOU
2.  But you will BLOW ME first
3.  Asshat
4.  Ballduster McSoulpatch
5.  Pudding
6.  Pancakes are an afrodisiac

As you can see, I appear to be wasting my time on these blogs......8^)

27 This guy should just start promoting new clubs like Paris Hilton.


Oh, FUCK YOU!!

28 ace, you out there? Comment 533 on the Flame War thread needs to be deleted.

29 Is this a parody of a real song?  Can you provide a YouTube link for those who....aren't 29?

30 30 Is this a parody of a real song?  Can you provide a YouTube link for those who....aren't 29?

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 03, 2010 05:23 PM (GgR+e)

--It's the vid at the flame war thread.

31 Fucking genius.

PP, do you even read this blog?  Ace posted the video *today* (well, late late yesterday).

32 original video post

33

Perhaps this is why Stuiec's rearrangement works:

http://tinyurl.com/2922o5a

I'm fairly certain that someone... eh... oh yeah... Barry said that "under his plan" healthcare costs for employees would go down.

Pretty much verbatim.

34
We haven't had a flame thread in ages.

How about it?

35

Ahh, Ace, the first black ewok.

Congrats, Stuiec.

36 Obamanot lament

37

You say you tried to do you best
Well, you've flunked the test
So, uh, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, oooo

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 03, 2010 05:02 PM (FviXk)

Very nice!  The two work together as a "statement-response" pair, don't they?  Obama telling the voters to fuck themselves and the voters answering back?

38 Yep, Stu.  I'd love to see someone spoof the video with something like this.  I think it'd be hot for the midterms.

39 Ace, I just looked up 'Fuck' at the Urban Dictionary and, apparently, it's a vulgar synonym for sexual intercourse.

You disgust me, Ewok.

40

 

...And boom goes the dynamite.

41 Re#27 WHAT ABOUT BACON?

42

 

The song remains insane.

43
You know what?

It's been ages since Ace linked anything from Dr Helen.

So I just went over there to see what she's up to. Well, her latest is something from foxnews.com about the end of the alpha male in Hollywood.

I dunno. I think alphas are being phased out because Hollywood is pussified. The days of Harry Callahan are over because he's not pc.

44 Fine work, stuiec!

Like the original version, it's a welcome antidote to the Glenn Beck Old Revival Hour, now playing....

The big difference between stuie's take and Cee Lo's is: I wouldn't mind getting drawn, quartered, robbed, sold out and destroyed by some of the foxes in his video.

45 Some morons are sooooooooo sensitive they are just happy that Obama and Michelle are not over in Italy now, and feel good that AT LEAST they are still here in the USA at Camp David... hey moron, that isn't RINO, that is something you are going to need some "medication" for... three shots q 15 minutes until you sleep that jag off.

46

This guy should just start promoting new clubs like Paris Hilton.

That sounds a bit too much like work.

47 OT: 7.4 quake hits Christchurch.  Yikes.

48 What's a "Cee Lo"?

49 and Michelle are not over in Italy now, and feel good that AT LEAST they are still here in the USA at Camp David...

I'm more popular here than in Italy.  Camp David is a political decision.

50 Something tells me that Ace (among many) has his stash of Valu-Rite and is starting his three day weekend.  Slow-blog weekend.

51
/circling over

52 The big difference between stuie's take and Cee Lo's is: I wouldn't mind getting drawn, quartered, robbed, sold out and destroyed by some of the foxes in his video.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 03, 2010 05:52 PM (Ulu3i)

I like how in his video's "College Years," he's studying at the diner counter with an extremely fine young lady... but his heart is still fixated on the one that doesn't want him.  Only when he enters his "Lady-Killer" phase does he realize that the one who doesn't want him also doesn't have anything the other girls don't.

Sort of the opposite of Obama: during the campaign, everybody wanted him (or so it seemed), but now even people who voted for him realize that he's nothing special.

53
It's Friday and that means I See Dead People!

Say goodbye to:
Hal Linden
Arte Johnson
Carl Reiner

54 You disgust me, Ewok.

Posted by: anne althouse, maybe at September 03, 2010 05:41 PM (3phFo)

Anne Althouse: What's going on, Ace?

Ace: Nuttin'.

AA: Is that how you talk to women?  You disgust me.

55 "What's a "Cee Lo"?" I dunno, but I heard MC Lyte say it once about 18 years ago. I thought it was code for cunnilingus, but I think I was just a pervert in high school.

56 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tW4yXjwSXE

57 Say goodbye to:
Hal Linden
Arte Johnson
Carl Reiner

Posted by: I See Dead People at September 03, 2010 06:41 PM (/ebqR)

I think Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks are in a grudge match to outlive each other in a "world's funniest eulogy" competition.  If they both die at once, I suggest a double funeral co-emcee'd by Steve Martin and Gene Wilder.

58 Hey, Major Garrett is leaving Fox News.

59 OT, but dang this is funny on so many levels.
The Rev. Al has his Escalade boosted & stripped while in Detroit promoting government-funded green jobs....

Heh.

60 I dunno, but I heard MC Lyte say it once about 18 years ago. I thought it was code for cunnilingus, but I think I was just a pervert in high school.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 03, 2010 06:43 PM (wd0Iq)

The Urban Dictionary says it's a dice game played with three dice -- it sounds like it's different from craps and perhaps like a chopped-down version of Yahtzee.

61 Did Zsa Zsa die yet?

62 The Rev. Al has his Escalade boosted & stripped while in Detroit promoting government-funded green jobs....

Heh.

Posted by: DPR VIII at September 03, 2010 06:46 PM (4XUD3)

Actually, the story says it was Rev. Jackson -- but that's still just as funny and ironic.

63 Did Zsa Zsa die yet?

Posted by: jpsr at September 03, 2010 06:51 PM (BHivS)

Oh, YEARS ago.  But her corpse still keeps twitching enough to fool people into thinking she's alive.

64

Actually, the story says it was Rev. Jackson -- but that's still just as funny and ironic.

Posted by: stuiec at September 03, 2010 06:51 PM (5UP6n)

Thx for the correction and nice job on the lyrics. 

I denounce myself.

65 Parody this - LA supervisor "very concerned" about welfare payments to illegal aliens.

66

 Did Zsa Zsa die yet?

 

Is Billy Mays dead? 

67 Remember how everybody kept asking why Bob Hope wasn't dead yet? Then he died and nobody noticed.

68 "The Urban Dictionary says it's a dice game played with three dice..." Man, I was way off. That's not like oral sex at all.

69 Have the denizens and denizettes of the moronosphere seen this?
Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case from the Detroit Free Press

70

 Have the denizens and denizettes of the moronosphere seen this?
Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case from the Detroit Free Press

 

The funniest line is:  It's sad to see a boob turn against the other.

71 "The Urban Dictionary says it's a dice game played with three dice..."

Man, I was way off. That's not like oral sex at all.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 03, 2010 07:01 PM (wd0Iq)

For some reason I am reminded of the W.C. Fields line from the movie when the rube sits down at the card table with him and asks, "Is this a game of chance?"  Fields replies, "Not the way I play it, no."

72 Parody this - LA supervisor "very concerned" about welfare payments to illegal aliens.

Posted by: John Charlson at September 03, 2010 06:57 PM (3tDcT)

Yeah, the situation is almost bad enough for Californians to pass an initiative... or was that Prop. 187?

73

I denounce myself.

Posted by: DPR VIII at September 03, 2010 06:56 PM (4XUD3)

Jesse's son Junior is in a competitive contest to keep his Congressional seat this year.  His challenger is Republican Rev. Isaac Hayes (no, not Dead Chef).  Let's hope that Junior's campaign gets jacked and stripped this November.

74

$33 million?  Are you shitting me?

Yo, Vlad.  You make skinflints look like big spenders. 

http://tinyurl.com/2drfyj9

Barry won't get out of bed for a word that doesn't start with T, as in trillion.

Piker.

75 Nice work, Stuie, but I can't dance to this.


Shit, I forgot. I can't dance to anything.

76 53 Obama's a dork. I want that bicycle picture in every ad. Make it the dukakis helmet.

77 Shit, I forgot. I can't dance to anything.

Posted by: Museisluse at September 03, 2010 07:19 PM (DTfXb)

I once used the variant of that old joke ("Will I be able to play the violin after the surgery, Doc?"  "I'm sure you will."  "Gee, that's great, because I never could before!") when I had throat surgery.

The doctor explained that the surgery would have a very painful recovery and might not fully correct my condition.  He asked, "Do you have any questions?"

I said, "Just one."  And then in my best impression of a man under the influence of helium, I said, "Will I still be able to talk like this afterward?"

He looked at me strangely and said, "No one has ever asked me that question before.  I really don't know."

In the event, the recovery was extremely painful, the surgery didn't fully correct my condition, but I can thankfully still talk like a cartoon squirrel.

78

In the event, the recovery was extremely painful, the surgery didn't fully correct my condition, but I can thankfully still talk like a cartoon squirrel.

 

The wonders never cease.

79

$33 million?  Are you shitting me?

Yo, Vlad.  You make skinflints look like big spenders. 

http://tinyurl.com/2drfyj9

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 03, 2010 07:18 PM (r1h5M)

"But that's [crooks pinky to corner of mouth] ONE BILLION ROUBLES!!!"

Reminds me of the Eastern Europe sequence in EuroTrip.

80 Maybe this was already posted earlier, but today they counted more ballots in the  Alaska REP senate race...


47027-45359=1668 - Election night results
47905-46482=1423 - 8/31 Absentee count
49566-48106=1460 - ...
49888-48594=1294 - ...
50241-48949=1292 - ...
51298-50088=1210 - ...
52360-50891=1469 - ...
52988-51358=1630 - ...
55104-53163=1941 - Today's count.

50.90% to 49.10%

source: http://tiny.cc/1lgr2


They've actually added nearly 24k more votes to the the election night tally, so I think that's all folks. 

81 Peace talks being used to woo voters in November elections. Read on!http://tinyurl.com/29t9n59

82 Obama's a dork. I want that bicycle picture in every ad. Make it the dukakis helmet.

Posted by: dagny at September 03, 2010 07:33 PM (X6Xr+)

It's not so much the helmet, or even the slacks... it's the semi-girl's bike design.  You'd think that a President this image conscious would want to give himself the full Lance Armstrong treatment, even if he's just taking a nice ride with his little girl.

83

Awful funny that those headlines come on the heels of Palins "limp and impotent" remarks LMFAO!!!

84 Fox News Major Garrett Signs Off

85 O/T:   I don't think this was "so embarrassing"....I think maybe she is thinking to herself, "what am I doing here, we're being sued again and there's so much work to do and this debate, in the scheme of things, won't matter and she had a brain fart"

86 Peace talks being used to woo voters in November elections. Read on!http://tinyurl.com/29t9n59

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 03, 2010 07:51 PM (2DxKT)

Well, that's going to blow up in his face super-big-time.  Abbas is already on the record as saying that he will pull out of the negotiations if Israel doesn't extend the freeze on building in East Jerusalem, and Netanyahu is already on the record as saying such an extension is out of the question.

Obama is not in a position to force Netanyahu to back down because Obama has already exhausted his "I'm tough on Israel" reserves.  And if he forces Abbas to back down, there may well be a civil war in the West Bank, where negotiations with Israel are extremely unpopular.

Add to all that the Democratic Party fault-line between the Hard-Left Progressives who want Israel to evaporate and the Congressional Democrats who want to cultivate pro-Israel credibility to woo Jewish voters and contributors, and it's impossible to see how this works to Obama's short-term political advantage.  The very best he can hope for is that the talks manage to drag on past the mid-term elections without causing him a foreign policy crisis that further highlights his inexperience and naivete.

87

84 It's the whole picture. The bad outfit. The running shoes with the slacks. The helmet. The knees together. The girl's bike. There is something incongruous about it.

88 Where is Major Garrett going?

89 86 Fox News Major Garrett Signs Off I don't usually care (or even know) when correspondents switch jobs, get promoted, leave, whatever, but this one is odd. Has he said what his next move is? I haven't heard/read anything.

90 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic.

91 O/T:  have you seen this?

92 slim pickins at Fox these days

another reason for me to turn them on, leaves

93 I want a "I Disliked Obama Before It Was Cool" bumpersticker.

94 @94  I hope she's not just going to be on that show to be ridiculed 24/7 by everyone who watches...but that's what will happen.  Can't figure out her motive for doing this.

I noticed, too, that Jennifer Grey is one of the contestants as well.  Damn, how about a level playing field?  Isn't she a professional dancer herself? 

95

 obama. clinging bitterly to his ice-cream and muslimism.

96 "94 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic." Call me cynical, but I envision Bristol being eviscerated and humiliated by the press/judges, whatever. Maybe not, but I just know a lot of people will be gunning for her. I actually watched that show one weekend (Thanksgiving, Christmas, whatever) when the in-laws were here. Intense show.

97

 It's the whole picture. The bad outfit. The running shoes with the slacks. The helmet. The knees together. The girl's bike. There is something incongruous about it.

 

The running shoes with the slacks:  He's hip.  The girl's bike:  He's understanding of women's issues.  The knees together:  He's sensitive.  The helmet:  He's a 'tard. 

98 O/T:  have you seen this?

Posted by: curious at September 03, 2010 08:05 PM (p302b)

They oughta simulcast it into movie theaters nationwide.

99 @ 94 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic.

Too much material.

100 On the Antichrists front doorstep even.

101 I noticed, too, that Jennifer Grey is one of the contestants as well.  Damn, how about a level playing field?  Isn't she a professional dancer herself? 

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2010 08:10 PM (M6enm)

The whole line-up of celebs is:

1) Bristol Palin

2) David Hasselhof

3) Jennifer Grey (her nose job probably threw her entire balance off)

4) Audrina Partridge of "The Hills"

5) Rick Fox

6) Margaret Cho (?!?)

7) Michael Bolton (his haircut probably threw his entire balance off)

Brandy

9) Florence Henderson (take that, all you people saying DWTS isn't wholesome!)

10) Kurt Warner

11) Kyle Orlando Massey, a child actor on the Disney Channel

12) The Situation (hmm, maybe I spoke too soon about that 'wholesome' business)

102 Too much material.

Posted by: Groaty Dick at September 03, 2010 08:13 PM (gzjhZ)

Oh, I dunno.

103 The very best he can hope for is that the talks manage to drag on past the mid-term elections without causing him a foreign policy crisis that further highlights his inexperience and naivete.

Posted by: stuiec at September 03, 2010 08:00 PM (5UP6n)

My point exactly. O has scheduled the talks two weeks apart to buy time using kabuki theater tactics. imo If O fails to produce results then he will realize our worst fears that he is nothing more than a neighborhood thug completely out of his league.

104 98 I want a "I Disliked Obama Hated This Asshole President's Guts Before It Was Cool" bumpersticker.

Fixed.

105

99 @94  I hope she's not just going to be on that show to be ridiculed 24/7 by everyone who watches...but that's what will happen.  Can't figure out her motive for doing this.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2010 08:10 PM (M6enm)

Why its to humiliate Levi of cousre!

106

course*

 

107 91 Where is Major Garrett going?

He was promoted to colonel and reassigned.

108 94 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic.
I'd hit it. Yesterday I hit a fence post. (It had an hourglass figure, I think a beaver had been gnawing on it).

109

My point exactly. O has scheduled the talks two weeks apart to buy time using kabuki theater tactics. imo If O fails to produce results then he will realize our worst fears that he is nothing more than a neighborhood thug completely out of his league.

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 03, 2010 08:22 PM (2DxKT)

Negotiations with Abbas leading the Palestinian side are highly likely to fail because of internal Fatah politics -- not that any negotiations can solve the intractable problem of Hamas.

Here's the most popular figure in Palestinian politics on why he thinks the negotiations are premature and destined to fail:

RAMALLAH, West Bankers - Jailed Palestinian leader Marwan Barghouti said peace talks with Israel were destined to fail and the Palestinians must instead focus on ending their deep national divide.

In written answers to questions from Reuters, Barghouti said he supported negotiation in principle but the Palestinians had only agreed to direct peace talks now under foreign pressure.

The US-backed talks, the latest phase in the 17-year old peace process, begin on Thursday in Washington.

“These negotiations are destined to fail, as happened in the past two decades,” wrote Barghouti, a leading figure in the second Palestinian Intifada, or uprising, that erupted when a previous round of US-brokered peace talks collapsed in 2000. “The alternative to failed negotiations is not more of the same,” he added.

For many Palestinians, Barghouti remains a symbol of their national struggle. His supporters portray him as a Palestinian Nelson Mandela — a charismatic figure who could unite Palestinians and galvanise their quest for statehood. He was convicted of murder for his role in attacks on Israelis and sentenced to life in jail by Israel in 2004. Born in the West Bank, he was a grass-roots organiser in the first Intifada, which erupted in 1987.

Before his arrest, Barghouti had been seen as a contender to succeed Yasser Arafat as Palestinian leader — a position assumed by Palestinian Authority (PA) President Mahmoud Abbas after Arafat’s death in 2004.

He is still a leading figure in AbbasÂ’s Fatah party.

110 Yesterday I hit a fence post. (It had an hourglass figure, I think a beaver had been gnawing on it).

Posted by: Levi Johnson at September 03, 2010 08:31 PM (7FgWm)

Admit it, you hoped that the beaver was still gnawing and that you'd hit the beaver and not the knothole.

111 I want a "I Disliked Obama Hated This Asshole President's Guts Before It Was Cool" bumpersticker.

Fixed.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 03, 2010 08:29 PM (cnUEj)

There must be a fortune to be made in "Don't Blame Me - I Voted for Her" bumper stickers and T-shirts.  You get both the Hillary and the Palin voters with that one.

112 Maybe O thinks he can coerce Abbas using Bushes Iraqi sucessful regime eradication as an example of US power.

113

You know just glancing at the next promo pics after her I saw that Jennifer Grey is one of the dancers.  I have no intention to watch but if she doesn't do a dance to "Time of My Life" then the world is seriously fucked up and wrong.

Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2010 08:33 PM (oVQFe)

Since ABC is owned by Disney, you'd think that the Imagineers would have been able to come up with a Zombie Patrick Swayze for her to dance with.

114 We had the time of our lives!

115

 

Posted by: stuiec at September 03, 2010 08:31 PM

119 Maybe O thinks he can coerce Abbas using Bushes Iraqi sucessful regime eradication as an example of US power.

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 03, 2010 08:36 PM (2DxKT (5UP6n

116 Maybe O thinks he can coerce Abbas using Bushes Iraqi sucessful regime eradication as an example of US power.

Posted by: sonnyspats at September 03, 2010 08:36 PM (2DxKT)

About the only effective leverage the US could use on Fatah would be to threaten to endorse a THREE-state solution that denied them any shot at retaking Gaza from Hamas.

Sen. Scott Brown, of all people, correctly identifies the big issue as taking Iran out of the equation.

117 We had the time of our lives!

Posted by: Disney's Animatronic Patrick Swayze Parade at September 03, 2010 08:39 PM (cnUEj)

Listen, if the Gorillaz, a cartoon band, can perform live in auditoriums and stadiums, Animatronic Patrick Swayze ought to be a slam-dunk.

118 Maybe O thinks he can coerce Abbas using Bushes Iraqi sucessful regime eradication as an example of US power.

For that to work, he has to be willing to completely eradicate Hamas militarily and socially -- i.e. kill them ALL.  Abbas and the other PA toads are probably down with that since it would put them back at the helm and in a position to keep systematically looting the Pali treasury.

I don't think Ogabe has the stones or desire to eradicate Hamas.

119 Sen. Scott Brown, of all people, correctly identifies the big issue as taking Iran out of the equation.

Pay no attention, Morons!  Scott Brown is a RINO!!

120 #126  Pay no attention, Morons!  Scott Brown is a RINO!!

I concur!

121
I don't think Ogabe has the stones or desire to eradicate Hamas.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 03, 2010 08:45 PM (qSvKV

Iranian proxy Hamas will dry up and go away when Israel takes out Irans nuclear capabilities.

122 I don't think Ogabe has the stones or desire to eradicate Hamas.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 03, 2010 08:45 PM (qSvKV)

Fatah has the desire to eradicate Hamas but not the stones.  Obama has the desire to enlighten Hamas and make them erupt in sweetness and light.

123 94 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic.

She looks pretty but I hate the pseudo trampy-crotchwrap pose.  I don't watch DWTS... the few times I've buzzed past I came very close to throwing a shoe at the TV (Waltzing in ball gowns and sparklies to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" WTF??? )   Though not as bad as the Brazilian version---dear lord in heaven, THAT is bad!

My fear is she'll be trashed for looking tarty, dancing trashy etc..... And I think her 'teacher' will do it intentionally.  Making her look and dance classy and elegant would not score ratings.

124 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic.

I'd tap that.

125

 I want a "I Disliked Obama Hated This Asshole President's Guts Before It Was Cool" bumpersticker.

Sweet! I was looking at an FBO shirt. That way if you're surrounded by Black Panthers you can say it stands for Federal Bureau of Oversight.

126
As the USS AoS HQ drifts silently and rudderless in the Bermuda Triangle of the blogosphere...

127 135
As the USS AoS HQ drifts silently and rudderless in the Bermuda Triangle of the blogosphere...

Yep, its one of those days with a y in it...

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'Nuff said. I'm not the biggest Sarah Palin fan but I truly feel sorry for her with regards to the Bristol-Levi Continuous Clusterfuck. No one needs that.

Posted by: Chris in Va at September 03, 2010 09:13 PM (uCjoj)

Meh, she's a young single mother with a kid to support. I'd rather see her making money and having a good time than hidden away and supported by the Palins.

129 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic.

Hoff smash!

130 Yep, its one of those days with a y in it...

Hell, if I was still twenty-eight, I'd be out swilling Valu-Rite and raiding hobo brothels too.

131

As the USS AoS HQ drifts silently and rudderless in the Bermuda Triangle of the blogosphere...

Don't worry, wait till the Overnight--hey--football's on!

132 A Kobe eating President

Is so fucking golden, that anything else, gets a pass.

Not kidding, read through, while having the song played on another tab.

133

If dude wants to bop up to Maryland for the weekend to watch College football, drink Natty Lights and grill it up while listening to Madame O complain that America is downright mean bitter clingy and stupid...I say whatevs.   Go for it, son.

Thats what Camp David is there for: a low-cost option for POTUS's to get out of town and relax without busting the federal treasury.

Where I have problems is with his incessant, tone deaf, lengthy & expensive-to-secure trips to places like Spain and Martha's Vineyard.

 

134 144 Are they still in the flame thread??  Jeez.

They gotta get it all out of their system.

135 They gotta get it all out of their system.

Posted by: Purity Republicans at September 03, 2010 09:35 PM (9hSKh)

Sometimes a Two-Minute Hate takes a few hours.

136 Where I have problems is with his incessant, tone deaf, lengthy & expensive-to-secure trips to places like Spain and Martha's Vineyard.

What I have a problem with is that he's not doing his fucking job.

137 #147  Sometimes a Two-Minute Hate takes a few hours.

Especially if a good deal of it is comprised of 'yo Mama jokes.

138

What I have a problem with is that he's not doing his fucking job.

He seems to consider it his job to wreck America, so if he's not there I suppose it can only help.

139 What I have a problem with is that he's not doing his fucking job.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 03, 2010 09:36 PM (554T5)

That's the dilemma, isn't it?  Which is worse: him slacking off and not screwing up the country with his own two hands, or him buckling down to the job of remaking America to conform to his community organizer vision?  It's kind of like that episode of Homicide: Life on the Street where the guy was crushed between the platform and the train: leaving him there would kill him one way, taking him out would kill him another way.

140 144 Are they still in the flame thread??  Jeez.

I don't get those threads.  Don't see the point of a good flaming unless you mean it.

141

It's kind of like that episode of Homicide: Life on the Street where the guy was crushed between the platform and the train: leaving him there would kill him one way, taking him out would kill him another way.

Wait a minute..wasn't that what happened in Signs, starring the not-yet-blown Mel Gibson?

142 Hmmm... Bristol Palin in her Dancing with the Stars costume promo pic.

I'd tap that.

Jaysus, Wyatt!

That's so fucking hawt, I would time travel, and try to grow a dick, in embryo, just to be able to credibly type that phrase, on a blog, 30 years later!

WTF is wrong with that Levi kid?

He's gotta be gay...

No other explanation will suffice.

143 #153  Wait a minute..wasn't that what happened in Signs, starring the not-yet-blown Mel Gibson?

I recall the wife of Gibson's character being pinned to a tree by a truck, which was the only thing keeping her together.

/Yes, yes, it was that movie where advanced aliens can't kick a bloody door down.  And invade a planet composed of at least 75% of what their "weakness" is.

144

Wait a minute..wasn't that what happened in Signs, starring the not-yet-blown Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Meat Puppet at September 03, 2010 09:44 PM (tw4Nd)

Hmm... I think I vaguely remember that.  I've since focused on the huge error M. Night made with that movie by not making the aliens interstellar missionaries.

145 Uh...new thread time?

146 I'd tap that.
Jaysus, Wyatt!
That's so fucking hawt, I would time travel, and try to grow a dick, in embryo, just to be able to credibly type that phrase, on a blog, 30 years later!

No need for an ONT tonight.  We already have a winner.

147

Have the denizens and denizettes of the moronosphere seen this?
Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case from the Detroit Free Press

The funniest line is:  It's sad to see a boob turn against the other.

A similar case from Canada a long time ago.  Evelyn Dick of whom the sentencing judge said, "You cut off his legs. You cut off his arms. You cut off his head. How could you, Mrs. Dick?"

148 #160 sock off

149 No need for an ONT tonight.  We already have a winner.

Yes, that gets a +1 for...originality.

150 162 No need for an ONT tonight.  We already have a winner.

Yes, that gets a +1 for...originality.

And an unholy plus number for decadence.  Geesh. 

151 /Yes, yes, it was that movie where advanced aliens can't kick a bloody door down.  And invade a planet composed of at least 75% of what their "weakness" is.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 03, 2010 09:47 PM (9hSKh)

And decide to gallivant around said planet without hazmat suits.

152 165 Kratos, how you liking your FF team?

Seems..okay.  I got one of the Johnsons (Andre), so I'm good.  Main weakness I have IMHO is in RBs, but one can't have everything.

I look forward to wiping the floor with you though, sir. 

153

And decide to gallivant around said planet without hazmat suits.

They did Muslim outreach, but that part was cut.

154 BTW CDR M, I'm in several FF leagues this year.  Mostly because it was a reason to hang out with my friends.  Wouldn't you know that the same person got 1st picks in both the leagues I'm with him in and guess who who he picked both times?  C. Johnson. 

155 #168  They did Muslim outreach, but that part was cut.

Is that what the vague references to the ME were near the end?

156 Kobe Bryant is a cannibal?

Well, if he does Obama, then I'm in favour of it.

157 Nah...

Now that I think on it, no gay guy I've ever met, would be so completely insensitive to, well, pretty much EVERYTHING!

Levi Jonston is a space alien.

It is unfortunate that Bristol Palin went through close personal contact with a space alien and we all should support her in her effort to raise the child as a human.

There is no room for approbation here.

Girl falls for hunky hockey player, parents disapprove of blatant douchetool, girl likes him all the more...

How on earth were any of these people to know that Levi Jonston was not a human being?

158 173 Kratos, I think 99.9999% of the first picks went to Chris Johnson.  Hard not to take him with the first pick.

I know, I know.  Doesn't mean I can't grumble about it.

159 Kobe Bryant is a cannibal?

Well, if he does Obama, then I'm in favour of it.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2010 10:03 PM (3phFo)

Too gristly.

160 #177  You and Ben in another league?

Not with Ben.  Unless this "Ben" is my IRL friend masquerading as this "Ben", muhahahah!

161 How on earth were any of these people to know that Levi Jonston was not a human being?

Posted by: Deety at September 03, 2010 10:06 PM (aVzyR)

You'd think Bristol would have noticed the zipper.

162 You'd think Bristol would have noticed the zipper.

Meh, she was young.

When you are in love you tend to overlook certain things.

163 "Obama's headed for a mini-vacation at Camp David this weekend."

Give the guy a break.  He read from the teleprompter twice, turned the Oval Office into a gynecologist's waiting room, and managed to not piss off the Israelis, while also suing an American sheriff and sucking Arab terrorist cock.  Not to mention he's ignoring another oil spill in the gulf.  Isn't that enough for one week?  What, do you want him to stay in town and scare businesses some more?

No, what we need are more Obandonments.  After all, being president is hard, and we're better off if an amateur doesn't try to do it when he clearly isn't prepared.

Play more golf, Barry.  Play it 'till it hurts...

164 $1000 says Bristol Palin and Sandra Bullock hook up and become friends!

165 So long sockpuppet.

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