1 I am a Motherfucker.

2 http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=358356800781

3 I want to be called a native American.

4

Every Answer - 42

5 I'm photocopying the thing and sending in 175 copies.

postage due.

just cuz.

.

6 I planned on filling all the checkboxes in.

7

United Statesian. 

8 I was thinking of writing in US Navy?

9 I wonder of the DOC is gonna try and do like the IRS and "audit" folks that they think fudged the form?

10 I'm only answering the first question.

11 I'm going to check 'other' and write in 'Bad Muthafucka'

12 Many yrs ago a census worker came to my house. I was kneeling in the flower bed weeding. The woman walks up and starts asking me all this nosey crap, so I got pissed. I was about to light into her when I got a better idea. I reached down and shoved a handful of dirt in my mouth. Then I started barking. She ran out of my yard and my neighbors either thought I was certifiable or the hood hero. Hard to say, most avoid me now. I pray they come back, I'm a good drooler.

13
Wonder if I shouldn't take it to the range and fill it out that way.    See if that green laser is any good.

Waddya think, too much?

14 North Mexican

15 I thinking of writing in Evil Jooo.

16 I plan to toss mine directly into the shit can. Now, if I post a no trespassing sign on my property, can I blow a census workers head clean off legally?

17 I'm going  to answer American, but what do I actually have to answer on it to keep from being looked at? I definitely will not be giving my phone number.

18 I thinking of writing in Evil Jooo. Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2010 09:12 PM (QuP9W) Are there any other kinds?

19 Human (barely).

20 Aren't we supposed to get one of those lefty hip PSA's like we did after 9-11, with all the celebrities of different mixes saying "I am an American"

21
can I blow a census workers head clean off legally?

Might as well take no chances, don't answer and let them start crawling through a window first. 

22 I plan to toss mine directly into the shit can. Now, if I post a no trespassing sign on my property, can I blow a census workers head clean off legally? Posted by: Barbarian at March 16, 2010 09:12 PM (EL+OC) Only if you live in Texas

23 Wonder if I shouldn't take it to the range and fill it out that way.    See if that green laser is any good.

I'm thinking that a casual 3 MOA should take out most of the intrusive questions.

24 I didn't check any boxes in Questions 8 or 9.

And, filled in "American" in the bottom boxes.

That made the most sense to me.

25 I haven't gotten mine yet. What am I? Chopped Liver?

26 23

Might as well take no chances, don't answer and let them start crawling through a window first.
 I like it.

27 Donna, phone number is one of the things I'm thinking might be blank. Or perhaps (123) 867 5309.

28 Hey US State Dept....Blow me.

29

I am of human code #77654-01-6

30 Question 9: Bad Motherfucker

31 I did what I had to do. What I had to do was make my own box, checked it, and then wrote white is a color, not a race on the margin. Then what I had to do was lift the tails of all three chihuahua's and dab that thing on their little bho's. It is in the mail.

32

I may or may not be filling out every question...

Yes, you WILL answer every question we put to you or we will send people to your house, and if you still refuse to answer you will be fined and if you do not pay the fine you will be jailed.

33 I agree, I'm not putting my phone number.I don't think I'm going to say whether I rent or own either. None of their business. All they need to know is how many live in the house as far as I'm concerned.

34 Can I just put a big ole Jethro Bodine X on it?

35 I refused to put names, they can search property records if its so fucking important. I did list age and DOB but all 3 persons were listed as "American" for race. Screw em.

36 Cross out white and write in Cracker.

37 I'm just going to staple my Federation passport to it.

38 To be honest I was going to put in "Dunedain".

39 Cross out white and write in Cracker. Posted by: Barbarian at March 16, 2010 09:19 PM (EL+OC) I like that- but I'm Jewish, so I'll write in Matza

40 What questions do we have to answer to meet their "legal" requirements?

41 Texan

42 I'm an American, yes, I am.

For discussion of potential legal liabilities, however, I commend to you the following from the Corner:

To Answer or Not to Answer the Census – That Is the Question

Our Race: American

43
What are they going to do, go after 180 million snarky census filler-outters?

44 I plan to toss mine directly into the shit can. Now, if I post a no trespassing sign on my property, can I blow a census workers head clean off legally?

No, and in fact, you'll face a murder charge and rightfully so.  The Feds are off limits as far as I'm concerned with all of these racial questions but one thing they are authorized to do Constitutionally is the census every ten years.  Failure to answer the count is a crime on your part.

45 32 Heh that was mine! I was actually going to go with badassmuthfucka

46

I'm- a b"itch

don't believe me call my husband.

He's - a bastad

 

47 Homo sapiens americanus FYNQ

48 Answering "American" may not be the best of choices considering that the Hispanic population will now be percentage over-represented and then you can just imagine how both the GOP and the Dems will begin the ass-kissing for amnesty.

49 37 I refused to put names, they can search property records if its so fucking important. I did list age and DOB but all 3 persons were listed as "American" for race. Screw em.

Posted by: Joe S. at March 16, 2010 09:19 PM (UsRyD)

That's basically what I did too, Joe. They can use their fabulous public records to find out anything else they need to know.

50 Technically, my ancestors migrated from Africa - at least according to the theory of evolution. So, while my skin is pink, I am debating whether or not I should check the African american box.

51
Send them a picture of your wallet.

52 "Cat-Hater"

53 The end result of millions of conservative Republicans choosing "some other race" and writing in "American" will simply be to reduce the "official" percentage of whites in the country, according to the Census. I don't really see the point.

54 For the "Number we can contact you" question, I put my County's Courthouse number. Cause they could easily get all their answers there, so it ain't no lie. Just saying.

55

troll feeder.

fine them i'm a "typical white person." Obamas answer.

56 Heh that was mine! I was actually going to go with badassmuthfucka Posted by: laceyunderalls

lacey, I could go ghey for you.  Or whatever, I don't know what I'm saying.

57 I don't give a rat's ass if answering "American" affects the number of counted whites. This Nation will remove the Demoncrats this year and the next census, if we have any sense left at all, won't even ask that shit.

58 What #57 said...

Not to mention that in doing so you're probably going to end up on the personal visit list of your area Census taker to "clarify".

59

If I am reading what the guy over at National Review posted correctly, you can be fined for refusing to answer any of the questions on the form.

And, now that others have brought it up, I too am wondering if answering "American" will skew the racial counts of the country and then those numbers will be used in even more devious and evil ways.

I think I'll leave my census form on the table for a while and stare at it until calmer heads than I have solved all the debates.

60 What #57 said... Not to mention that in doing so you're probably going to end up on the personal visit list of your area Census taker to "clarify". Posted by: KSgop at March 16, 2010 09:28 PM (1B8Ua) Yeah, well clarify this!

61 62, Don't care. Asked and answered.

62 Moron-American
        or
Pontiac GTO

63

The end result of millions of conservative Republicans choosing "some other race" and writing in "American" will simply be to reduce the "official" percentage of whites in the country, according to the Census. I don't really see the point.
---------------

The point is that it's the right thing to do if you don't believe in continued racial balkanization and identity politics.

And I'm at a loss as to what's the big problem with the "official percentage of whites" decreasing.

64

lacey, I could go ghey for you

I could watch?

65 Dang,
I like that wallet.

66

Civil disobedience sometimes comes with consequences.

Unless you are a Democrat?

67 And I'm at a loss as to what's the big problem with the "official percentage of whites" decreasing. Posted by: schizuki at March 16, 2010 09:29 PM (VE5tZ) Well since not everybody can play in the NBA, who the hell is gonna buy the tickets and sit in the stands?

68

I'll just fill out my census form like Steve Martin would.


Like Steve Martin I was born a po' black child.

69 How about "White American?"

70  Hey, you guys who want to make sure whites get counted so you can get your "fair share" of the dole, fuck off. You're a DEMOCRAT.

71 Oreo?

72 Gee Blazer,
I was going to write in Blazer's Bitch.

73

If you're a Constitutionalist, you must at least answer what's required for "enumeration." After that, it's all bullshit and your call how much you want to risk.

I was going to write "Information not required under [insert relevant Constitutional section here]", but thanks to the helpful link in #45, I'll have to decide if I want to shell out the potential fine money.

74
Gotta make a beer run.  Which means I'll have to hit the pub for at least one.  See ya in the ONT.

75 "Cracker "American?

76 47

No, and in fact, you'll face a murder charge and rightfully so.  The Feds are off limits as far as I'm concerned with all of these racial questions but one thing they are authorized to do Constitutionally is the census every ten years.  Failure to answer the count is a crime on your part.

Good point. I'll have to starve the dogs a few days before the visit. They crack and eat bones too. There's usually nothing left.

77 Duh, the idea is to get them to come to your house. Can't ya'll commit to enjoying screwing with those ppl? They always send out fuckwit 'tards. It'ssssss fun......

78
Gee Blazer,
I was going to write in Blazer's Bitch.

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2010 09:32 PM (QuP9W)

+ 10, ACORN

79 I like the valuable statistics accurate reporting provides.

80 census workers are hiring, i believe the rate is 14.50 an hour.

81 I want them to come to my house so I can fuck with them.  I'm thinking of going full retard like you di.  BTW, Happy belated birthday.

82 Well, we can all trace ourselves back to Africa, probably to somewhere in what is now Kenya, so, like President Easy Bake, we can accurately and sincerely answer, "Kenyan"

83 #74 - a little more colorfully than I would have said it, but, ditto.

84 Actually, ever ten years when this crap comes along I have always written in Swedish-American. I wasn't born in Sweden but my mother was. I just resented not getting to be hyphenated like the others.

85

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86 84 census workers are hiring, i believe the rate is 14.50 an hour.

Do you have to supply transportation and your own body armor ?

87 I answered American. If Caucasians end up as a minority its OK with me.

88 Can someone put me some fucking knowledge? Why do they ask for current age AND date of birth? Can't the government do the math themselves?!? Oh, wait....

89

Barbarian, heh,

i guess i need to also shop for running shoes.

90 Resistance is futile.

91 I'm going to shitcan mine, but deem it filled-out and mailed. I can't imagine that any fucking democrat working for the Census would have a problem with that.

92
I want them to come to my house so I can fuck with them.  I'm thinking of going full retard like you di.  BTW, Happy belated birthday.

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2010 09:35 PM (QuP9W)

Me too. And by fuck with them, I mean showing up at the front door drunk in my skivies with my pecker hangin' half way out.


No, scratch that,..... buck naked with it swingin'.

93 Write in Lace Wig American.

94 67:

I dunno. Maybe more pandering by our political class to the La Raza and Al Sharpton types?

95 Should I also include my multiple personalities?

96

che, they might want to see how many deaths are needed for the health care to stay at  cbo's expectations.

 

che pizza said

Why do they ask for current age AND date of birth? Can't the government do the math themselves?!?

97 My form was lost in a tragic boating accident along with all my guns.

98 74  Hey, you guys who want to make sure whites get counted so you can get your "fair share" of the dole, fuck off. You're a DEMOCRAT.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 16, 2010 09:32 PM (Mi2wf)

You really do say some amazingly thick stuff from time to time Gabe.

Did it ever occur to you that if you chose "American" as a race the census can then call you anything they wish to call you? No, I bet you didn't even get that far in the thought process.

99 74:

Awww, Gabe is a little butthurt tonight.

How that differs from any other night, I'm not sure...

100 I was pissed because it is not the governments business if my children are adopted or biological...what is up with that... I have a blended family but I NEVER would call one of my children "adopted"... it is like a disclaimer.

101

What, no WASP in ethnic question? Damn racist bullhit!

102 Clean up on aisle 103 please.  I spot a giant pile of shit.

103 102, So, you are going to stand up to them by doing what they want?

104 I wonder if I can get a job as a census worker in Blazer's neighborhood?

105

Paranoid has the right idea.

 

106  Did it ever occur to you that if you chose "American" as a race the census can then call you anything they wish to call you? No, I bet you didn't even get that far in the thought process.

Actually, Jim, they tally the "other" answers. "American" received a plurality in several states during the 2000 census. So I bet you didn't even get very far in your thought process or whatever. Oooooh! Artard.

107

Thanks, mpfs. But it isn't belated birthday yet. Still 2 more hrs and some change. I like putting chunks of Alka Seltzer in my mouth with a swig of Coke. That always gets a good door reaction.

 

 

Ok, most people refuse to come to my house now. I am winning. ;-)

108 PGiS,
Now that would be interesting.

109
 Hey, you guys who want to make sure whites get counted so you can get your "fair share" of the dole, fuck off. You're a DEMOCRAT.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 16, 2010 09:32 PM (Mi2wf)

Gabe, thats horseshit, if whites actually got anything out of the deal from being counted they wouldnt ask you what the hell race and color you are to begin with.

110 OMG di that is PERFECT!

111

What money?

The Feds is broke.

112 I'm going to shitcan mine, but deem it filled-out and mailed. I can't imagine that any fucking democrat working for the Census would have a problem with that.

I think that's a great idea - what's the saying "imitation is the greatest form of flattery"  ?? not sure if I got that right.  If they deem this HCR as passed then I will deem my census form as completed and mailed.

I'm still trying to figure out because of my black irish blood  if I am a Spainard under Other Hispanic or as am I African b/c in the other tread someone pointed out that black irish meant I was a cousin to the President.

 

113 I run a small engineering company, and a few years back we bid on a job for a public authority. We had to fill out all these diversity forms. One asked for the racial breakdown of our workforce. I called EEOC and asked how you determined this. They said you did a survey and that the workers did not have to supply a race if they didn't want to (you could not compel them to) and you could not "estimate" their race if they did not answer. So without the gullibility of americans this whole shebang would not work. Let them come after me!

114
I wonder if I can get a job as a census worker in Blazer's neighborhood?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 16, 2010 09:43 PM (RZ8pf)

Sure. But I get 75% of the profit and daddy doesnt like it when you dont turn a profit.

115 Homo sapiens sapiens is accurate.

116

And RJ stands for Rim Job, right?

 

117

From my typos I hope you can tell I'm already celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

118 Actually, Jim, they tally the "other" answers. "American" received a plurality in several states during the 2000 census. So I bet you didn't even get very far in your thought process or whatever. Oooooh! Artard.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 16, 2010 09:44 PM (Mi2wf)

Now you are just making stuff up.

Please, enlighten me where you got that "plurality" info o wise one. More minorities = more FEDERAL SPENDING on minorities.

119 Ah Blazer, I always knew you were a true capitalistic pig.  I just want to make sure you pay for my STD meds. Deal?

120 I got my census form.

I tore it in half and deposited in the garbage. Twice I've done it. Intentionally to violate teh law.

Any Justice Department lawyers want to try to fucking prosecute me be my fucking guest.

The Constitution requires that you count me. For the record, I am one person. So, count me as one.

That is all the Constitution requires that I tell you about myself so fuck right off with your census form.

121 Do zombies count as a race?

122 Mr. Hill, there's something wrong with Scooter.

123 I wonder how Michelle O answered the ethnicity questions? *ducks*

124
Ah Blazer, I always knew you were a true capitalistic pig.  I just want to make sure you pay for my STD meds. Deal?

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2010 09:49 PM (QuP9W)

You wont get any stds from me sweetheart. I am extremely clean and articulate, although I do tend to speak with just a hint of negro dialect from time to time.

125 States get federal money based on their census.

Now, if you are a Republican living in a Democrat-run state such as Massachusetts, you'd be stupid to fill out the census now wouldn't you? Why would you want Democrats to get that money? I'd rather the other Republican-run states get Massachusetts' share of my federal dollars.

126 Do zombies count as a race? Posted by: Rat Patrol As more than one, actually. Fast, Slow, Smart, Dumb, Looks Almost Normal, Totally Effed-Up.

127 I bet they don't ask what race you are on Kronos.

128 The census asks how many people were living in your house as of April 1 2010 which is... in the future, so apparently they want us to guess or wait.

129 I completed mine, however, I could have been more transparent/truthful. I deem the mutherfucker accurate!

130 When I first read about this year's census BS I was mildly annoyed, but didn't really figure it was worth getting worked up about.  But then today the form came, and in reading it I became almost irrationally angry at the presumptuousness of it all.  Measuring the racial composition of the country is the exact opposite of what the census should be for.  It essentially defeats the whole purpose.  Intead of helping to insure an equitable distribution of funds, it will instead insure an unjust distortion of that distribution.  Sickening. And then to try to determine how many folks have a mortgage?  Or adopted kids?  Offensive.

131 Gabe, you could be really nice and stitch in the Walken Census skit from SNL.

132  I'm going to shitcan mine, but deem it filled-out and mailed. I can't imagine that any fucking democrat working for the Census would have a problem with that.

Since the Census is used to apportion the number of seats your state gets in Congress, that sounds like a winning plan.

Heh.

133 For the last census I marked 1 female and that was it. I dodged the cenus worker that showed up five times over two weeks and he finally gave up. The last time he showed up and I didn't answer he stood on the sidewalk and stared at the windows for a bit. Creepy little fucker. No new form here so far though.

134 I wonder how Matt Damon will fill in the race question on his census form.

135

Now you are just making stuff up.

Please, enlighten me where you got that "plurality" info o wise one. More minorities = more FEDERAL SPENDING on minorities.

Why, I got it from Mark Krikorian at the Corner, as reported here at AOSHQ, O Sarcastic One. I will accept your apology now for claiming that I'm "just making stuff up."

136

Come April I may not be an American. I will be a Texan still. I'll go with that.

137 Done!

138 Why did the Census Bureau pick April Fools Day as the date to report household occupancy? Oh, wait.

139 Why, I got it from Mark Krikorian at the Corner, as reported here at AOSHQ, O Sarcastic One. I will accept your apology now for claiming that I'm "just making stuff up."

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 16, 2010 09:57 PM (Mi2wf)

I read your link and his "Other" makes no mention of "American". Go ahead and take a look. I'll wait.

 

140

Did it ever occur to you that if you chose "American" as a race the census can then call you anything they wish to call you?

-----------------

How so? Are they going to white-out "Other" and "American" and pencil in a minority of their choice? In that case, what's to stop them from whiting out the "White" box and calling you something else?

141 As for me, I'll simply give my standard response.

142 Page 911 of the 2010 Reconciliation PDF Section 2231. ‘‘Subpart XII-Public Health Workforce Â‘‘SEC. 340L. PUBLIC HEALTH WORKFORCE CORPS. ‘‘(a) ESTABLISHMENT.-There is established, within the Service, the Public Health Workforce Corps (in this subpart referred to as the ‘Corps'), for the purpose of ensuring an adequate supply of public health professionals  throughout the Nation. The Corps shall consist of Â‘‘(1) such officers of the Regular and Reserve Corps of the Service as the Secretary may designate; ...."
This must be were census workers go to work after the census.  I don't know how to put the link in but read this at American Thinker.

143 Hill People

144

Hmm, I guess "human" would be too vague?

I guess I need to ask the Census for its guidelines on race, so I know what I'm required to answer.

145 Mr. Malor,

Are you a lawyer? just wondering. I'd love to get a lawyer's opinion on this kerfuffle.

146 Oops! Out, damn sock!

147 I had the old lady fill it out.....she isn't on any lists yet. Me, damn near all of them.

148 I answered American. So now I get prosecuted? Great.

149 I read your link and his "Other" makes no mention of "American". Go ahead and take a look. I'll wait.

Let's take a look in the 2000 Census Summary of Data (PDF). I'll cut and paste:

The number who reported
American and no other ancestry
increased from 12.4 million in
1990 to 20.2 million in 2000, the
largest numerical growth of any
group during the 1990s. [FN5 American was considered a valid ancestry
response when it was the only ancestry
provided by a respondent.] This figure
represents an increase of
63 percent, as the proportion rose
from 5.0 percent to 7.2 percent of
the population.

Also, if you go down and look in the data table you will find that "American" was the plurality answer in Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, and West Virginia. It also took pluralities in many counties outside of those states.

Jim, you wrote: "Did it ever occur to you that if you chose "American" as a race the census can then call you anything they wish to call you? No, I bet you didn't even get that far in the thought process." and when I tried to correct you you wrote "Now you are just making stuff up."

In fact, YOU were the one who was making stuff up when you said that the census "can then call you anything they wish to call you."

No worries, though. I decided I don't actually want an apology. I got enough satisfaction from smacking you upside the head, you smug ignorant fool.

150 If African-American is a race, then so is European-American. That's what I put down.

151 Damn! It's taking me a hour just to fill out my ethnicity part!

152 Why do "whites" only get one choice, but people like Thais and Cambodians can separate themselves?  Those were the same country not too long ago!  The same goes of a lot of the other races.  But if you're "white," it includes a large part of Europe, from Scandinavia to Ireland to Italy (Spain somehow gets selected out as "special"--explain that to me) and as far as the Caucasus mountains and even down into Iran.  What a bunch of bullshit.  If the Thais and the Cambodians can be called different races, I say my Saami (Lapland) ancestors are different enough from the Italians enough to qualify, too.
That said, I agree there should be a choice for "American."  The other choices are just there to support racial policymaking.

153 Well let's see. I'm part English, Scottish, German, and Cherokee Indian. "American" sounds accurate to me.

154 I sent mine in already. Two Americans live here, I hope my roomie has the $500.00....she may be pissed,.

155 >>156 Damn! It's taking me a hour just to fill out my ethnicity part!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 16, 2010 10:19 PM (4iIhs)

pssst- it's asking your ethnicity, not all your bitches and ho's ethnicity...

156 We're supposed to obey the law as the Constitution defines it.

Congress, not so much.

157 Spain somehow gets selected out as "special"--explain that to me Africa begins at the Pyrenees.

158

Nice try Gabe, but your original link went to Krikorian's piece and then his only paragraph that even mentioned what you are aledging went to a map.

This map: http://tiny.cc/ajeju

Now look at the bottom under the "OTHER" section and tell me where you see "American".

You don't, but kudos on the sleazy attempt to switch the links. Now back to your chicken.

159 Where's the box for Kenyan?

160 "the lawyers are crawling up my ass ..."

I'm not going to ask how that feels, but to give you a little different prospective:  I was admitted to the bar in 1978.  The last time I responded to the census was in 1970, and I'm no tough guy.  Why all the hand-wringing about this nonsense, I mean aside from the obvious: you don't have enough to do to fill the hours in a day? 

Anyway, apart from that, please carry on.  I enjoy your work.

161

TinyURL FUBAR'd my link: http://tiny.cc/i22nf

Map on Wikipedia.

162

I am a meat popsicle.

163 161:

No, they were all white.

164

I don't give a frack what the lawyers say.   Vietnamese, Chinese, Korean --- all identified as "races" on the form ---- are nationalities, not races.   My nationality is American, and that's what I'm filling in for "Other".

 

165 You don't, but kudos on the sleazy attempt to switch the links. Now back to your chicken.

Oh, you poor ignorant bastiche. Click Krikorian's link which takes you to a map. And then the link on that user-generated page to the SOURCE of the map, which is the Census summary that I pointed you to. Sorry I took out the middle man, I can see how that might have confused you.

But let's not obfuscate about how wrong you were when you said that the Census workers could choose whatever race they want if we write in "American." You weren't just wrong, you were embarrassingly wrong because you accused me of making stuff up. When it was actually you that made that up.

And it is just blindingly retarded that you continue to somehow...what? Are you trying to save face somehow? You were wrong. It happens. Just remember the next time you open your fat face to dog on someone about a subject you know nothing about.

166 I'm going with "Other - Honky."

167 I'm just gonna say that I was born in Hawaii, and dare them to prove otherwise.

168 I'm only planning on filling in question #1 (number of people).  If they have a problem with that, they can kiss my white, European-American of predominately Scottish ancestry ass.

169

Bridge transient?

170 Isn't "Community Organizer" also a race?

171

_{^gabriel. if you are still here i hace a question about an article and a comment at HA. Brookes wrotye article}

In nearly every arena of political life, group relationships have replaced person-to-person relationships. The tempo of the Senate is now set by partisan lunches every Tuesday, whereas the body almost never meets for conversation as a whole. The Senate is now in the process of using reconciliation — rule by simple majority — to try to pass health care.

Reconciliation has been used with increasing frequency. That was bad enough. But at least for the Bush tax cuts or the prescription drug bill, there was significant bipartisan support. Now we have pure reconciliation mixed with pure partisanship.

Once partisan reconciliation is used for this bill, it will be used for everything, now and forever. The Senate will be the House. The remnants of person-to-person relationships, with their sympathy and sentiment, will be snuffed out. We will live amid the relationships of group versus group, party versus party, inhumanity versus inhumanity.

We have a political culture in which the word “reconciliation” has come to mean “bitter division.” With increasing effectiveness, the system bleaches out normal behavior and the normal instincts of human sympathy

this was a comment by another

He’s right. And what’s amazing is that if your couple this with Clyburn’s statement that the Slaughter solution demonstrates that the Senate is all that’s needed for “representation”, then reconciliation will in effect dissolve the Senate and the Slaughter solution will in effect dissolve the House. In other words, in order for Obama to get what he wants…one of the sides of the Capitol has to be sacrificed

 Me:is a real possibility?

 

172

Isn't "Community Organizer" also a race?

Only if they're a race of bridge transients!

173 The advice that we are required to answer any other question than the number of  residents in the house is of course pure bull shit.

174 Damnit. that question is for Gabriel or anyone kind enough to danswer.

175 O/T:  This one ought to just drive the conspiracy nuts crazy:  "The announcement on SNCF's home page described an "explosion of unknown origin" on train number 1234 near the town of Macon on a Paris-Dijon line. It cited early estimates "of 102 killed and 380 injured."

176

 Me:is a real possibility?

willow, I don't think it is. Look at how much fallout there is from these shenanigans. If it continued, it would be even more of a wedge issue than it already is, come election season. Democrats wouldn't just lose the House, they'd lose the Senate. People are paying attention now. And they're pissed. If this reconciliation and Slaughter Solution became business-as-usual, the Democras would be finished. And they know it, so don't worry about it. It's not "a real possibility."

177 172 - I'm going with "Other - Honky."

How about "o-fay" or "peckerwood."

178 Jim in San Diego - Gabe is giving you facts and sources. Please, give up. It's hard to watch.

179 I didn't read the entire response list, and I'm sure no one will read my comment here among the others, but the thing that bothered me the most about this census is that there was no question concerning if I, or those living in my residence was a legal American voter. I rent an apartment, and being unemployed will likely not live here next year, if even next month, let alone at the next census; Shouldn't they care most if I can vote, or am legal rather than what my race is?

180 Write in "American." It's hardly a bad thing if the gubment thinks there are fewer whites than there actually are, or if they correspondingly overestimate other ethnicities. They won't know what hit them when the electoral numbers don't match what the Census supposedly told them.

181 SOME OTHER RACE (FILL IN)

"I am not racist."


--- think 'religion' here ----

182 SOME OTHER RACE (FILL IN)

"Pipe hitting _____" ?

183 My dear old granny told us many years ago that our lily-white family had ancestors who were Cherokee (or some other brand of Indian/Native American; that was decades ago), possibly a Mexican or two and at least one black/African-American/person of color/Negro (as on the census form!).

So I'm putting "mixed" and the drones at the Census Bureau can work it out for their own selves.

Of course the dumb bastards don't bother to ask about citizenship (even though the tally will be used for setting congressional districts).

I ain't givin' 'em my phone number. I get too many bogus calls already.

184 181 - Paris, Macon, Dijon  I did not know there was a Paris to Macon railroad.  Where is Dijon? It ain't in Tennessee; Paris is.

185

I filled in American for all of us. Between my husband and myself we represent half of Europe and several American Indian tribes.  If they come after me I'll calmly explain that "white" is not a race and that they didn't provide enough ethnic choices to adequately explain my family. That, and we don't appreciate being pawns in their racial politics. Screw 'em.

186 Yep, Daytona 500. Indy 500 if you are one of "those people."

187 thank you. Gabriel.

188 Census can kiss my ass. I was stalked by some crazy bitch named Faith Otavi from the Detroit Census branch last year and now she's gone. I've looked her name up on Google and Bing and there is nothing. She got disappeared.

189 Race - Food City 500.

190 I still want to know why they don't ask if you are a legal citizen.

191 I answered "American" and also wrote in that I thought the question was patently offensive.

192 We converted a Victorian 4 unit apt house back to its original single family   "splendor". 
I was out gardening last fall when the snoops with the gps asked me how many apartments were in the house.  Since I was just the gardener, I said
 " I dunno. Four?"

I now have four census forms to fill out.  Hmmm.

At our little lake cabin, waaaaay up in a resort area of remote North Idaho, every seasonal cabin has a census form hung on the door.  Anyone who knows anything about the area knows full well these are seasonal cabins.  This is a make work project for the census worker.  The staff should be able to hang around the lake for a year following up on why no one answered their census form.

 What a buncha bullshit.   And now I have 5 census forms.

193 #9. What race are you?   Human.
That wasn't so hard.

194 is Robot a race? What about Artificial Person? Cause that's what I would rather be called. The last thing I'm going to do is disclose my circuits to a meatbag.

195 What if I list my dogs and the cat?  Our cat came from New Mexico (I'll claim he's Mexican), one dog is a Chihuahua, so he's Mexican too, Murphy is a Terrier mix; that would make him European.

Question #9 for Person 1 has "Black, African American, or Negro"   NEGRO? I thought that was as bad a word as "n***er."

196 Oh yeah. The office building 2 blocks away is housing the census bureau for the eastern state region.  I suspect I will get a visit.

197

171

Click Krikorian's link which takes you to a map. And then the link on that user-generated page to the SOURCE of the map, which is the Census summary that I pointed you to. Sorry I took out the middle man, I can see how that might have confused you.

But let's not obfuscate about how wrong you were when you said that the Census workers could choose whatever race they want if we write in "American." You weren't just wrong, you were embarrassingly wrong because you accused me of making stuff up. When it was actually you that made that up.

And it is just blindingly retarded that you continue to somehow...what? Are you trying to save face somehow? You were wrong. It happens. Just remember the next time you open your fat face to dog on someone about a subject you know nothing about.

First of all Gabe, back-off on the hysterical name calling. It just makes you look weird. I know your history of hating me goes back to all those gay marriage threads and now anytime I question you on ANYTHING you do a major flip out. You need to stop.

Next, I never said THE CENSUS WORKER could fill out anything they wanted. I did say that by answering Race: Other "American" you could be counted as anything THEY wanted, not implying the individual census workers, who in all likelihood could care less.

To summarize: You say something silly, I call you on it and ask for proof, you call me "atarded" you then misdirect, I say your link does not say what you say it says, you then claim you were "cutting out the middleman" and finally provide PART of what I asked for, and then make a strawman argument and call me more names.

Uhhh... yeah. I sure hope you have a better means of advocating a point when you are 'on the clock'.

198 I'm with The Corner.  I dare the US Government to try and penalize me for putting "American" as race.  Like one of the Corner authors said...I'll get rich from the resulting book deal.

199

Gabe, I think Jim in San Diego is just jerking your chain for shit's and giggles.

He reminds me of a comment scam I once ran.

At some ace.mu.nu thread, the topic of which chain had the best burgers came up.  Somebody nominated some chain in Texas.  I can't remember the name, so I'll just call it "Red Joes."

So this dude mentioned that he loved Red Joe's burgers with mustard. 

So I chimed in and said that he was mistaken, the Red Joe's didn't serve mustard with their burgers.  I was just making this up.

This guy responds with "what the hell are you talking about, I ate plenty of their burgers with mustard."

So I respond that I was the grandson of the founder of the chain, in charge of all Red Joes in Texas and Arkansas, and that I knew for a fact that we didn't serve mustard with our burgers.

And this guy started to get all up in my grill, saying he goddamnit, ate Red Joe's burgers with goddamn mustard!

And I just responded to the thread in general, saying to pay no attention to the ramblings of this guy, that my grandfather never allowed mustard in his chain, his father didn't, and I, as his loyal grandson certainly wasn't either.

Then I just dropped the charade and let everyone in on my little joke / ruse and we all had a few cheap giggles.

Maybe that's what's happening here.  Jim is just getting you all wound up.

200 I had some trouble with my roommate's section, as there was no choice for "Labrador"...

201 Or maybe I'm wrong.  Eitherway, there is no mustard served at Red Joes.

202

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#198,   The Census mails a form to every unit in a dwelling.  A fifty-unit apartment building gets 50 forms sent to each unit.  A two-family house gets two forms, sent to each address or numbered unit. A one-family house gets..one form.

So you pissed in your whiskey by saying "four"; had you simply said "one" for your converted Victorian apartment building you would have got one form. 

Actually it's usually the other way around, with big old houses converted into multi-unit condos.  From the outside it's sometimes not easy to tell how many units a building has, especially if a condo-ized building has separate electrical meters for "common" areas, but only one address number externally..  

You're also wrong about  the lake cabins.   What you call "seasonal" might have some year-round residents.  The Census doesn't know who owns the cabins, who lives there year-round, or if some owners rent them out all year.   All the Census bureau knows is that they are "dwellings".  If a worker comes around for follow-up on non-respondents he will figure the situation out. 

"Make work?"  --- when I did a stint for the Census last year, they had us work for three weeks and then laid us all off, finishing a nationwide project three weeks ahead of schedule.  As we were hired for a six-week gig, we were pissed!   (We figure they over-estimated the number of people they would need)

As for "snoops" -- if you have some way for the Census bureau to carry out its Constitutionally mandated function to count "persons"without first determining where people live or might live,  I'd love to hear it.  GPS?  Frankly, I never could figure out why they needed that info, except perhaps to make sure a mailing address matched a physical location, to minimize jiggery-pokery.  Remember:  the full-time Census people are professional statisticians, and they (as opposed to Rahm, ACORN et al) are zealots about accuracy.

The issue with the Census is not that it is taken, but the non-constitutionally mandated questions it asks, and the zeal to find and count illegals, who unfortunately have always been treated as "persons".

 

 

204 207 Or maybe I'm wrong.  Eitherway, there is no mustard served at Red Joes.

Posted by: ed at March 16, 2010 11:36 PM (OCfDT)

Now you are just making stuff up...

205

 My form was lost in a tragic boating accident along with all my guns.

son of a bitch you too?

 

206 Red Joes has always been at war with mustard.

207 Best to just put down 'white' or 'black';

Ya know how it gets in such an overtly racist society as this, one where half the space on a simple census is all about race, in lean economic times; too many recent newcomers who think they are special; deserve extra dollars because they just got off a boat from 'Shiitecumastan'; a uniter such as Obama might just have to pull those who self-identified as deserving special...

It's happened before.

208 So, if I put down Texican, the Census is gonna do what, exactly?

209 1) 2 people 2) no additional 3) blank 4) blank 5) Name 6) sex 7) age (no birthday) blank 9) other HUMAN/MEAT PUPPET 10) no

210 To summarize:

You said: "Did it ever occur to you that if you chose "American" as a race the census can then call you anything they wish to call you? No, I bet you didn't even get that far in the thought process."

You were wrong. Sucks to be you.

Then, when I tried to tell you, you said: "Now you are just making stuff up.

Please, enlighten me where you got that "plurality" info o wise one. More minorities = more FEDERAL SPENDING on minorities."

So I said I got it from Krikorian. I did. He wrote it in the post. But you didn't believe Krikorian's post and insisted that we look under the link Krikorian provided. So I did that. Which led me to the Census data, which I provided for you.

Let's be clear. You have never been right about your ignorant claim that " if you chose "American" as a race the census can then call you anything they wish to call you." You have no evidence. You did what you accused me of doing: making stuff up.

On the other hand, I have well-documented that it's possible to answer "American", that it is recognized by the census, and that it took a plurality in several states and counties in 2000.

You're too easy for me, Jim.

ed, Jim has a long history of dogging me, as he referenced above. Don't worry about it. I'm not wound up. This was fun for me. Jim keeps violating the First Rule of Holes. I'm just kicking him while he's down there. I can stop anytime I choose to. Yeah.

211 I'm filling in how many people live in my home and everything else stays blank.

In the envelope, I am including this letter:
______

To Whom it May Concern,

Pursuant to Article I, Section 2, Clause 3 of the Constitution, the only information you are empowered to request is the total number of occupants at this address. My “name, sex, age, date of birth, race, ethnicity, telephone number, relationship and housing tenure” have absolutely nothing to do with apportioning direct taxes or determining the number of representatives in the House of Representatives. Therefore, neither Congress nor the Census Bureau have the constitutional authority to make that information request a component of the enumeration outlined in Article I, Section 2, Clause 3. In addition, I cannot be subject to a fine for basing my conduct on the Constitution because that document trumps laws passed by Congress.

Interstate Commerce Commission v. Brimson, 154 U.S. 447, 479 (May 26, 1894)

“Neither branch of the legislative department [House of Representatives or Senate], still less any merely administrative body [such as the Census Bureau], established by congress, possesses, or can be invested with, a general power of making inquiry into the private affairs of the citizen. Kilbourn v. Thompson, 103 U.S. 168, 190. We said in Boyd v. U.S., 116 U. S. 616, 630, 6 Sup. Ct. 524,―and it cannot be too often repeated,―that the principles that embody the essence of constitutional liberty and security forbid all invasions on the part of government and itÂ’s employees of the sanctity of a manÂ’s home and the privacies of his life. As said by Mr. Justice Field in Re Pacific Ry. Commission, 32 Fed. 241, 250, ‘of all the rights of the citizen, few are of greater importance or more essential to his peace and happiness than the right of personal security, and that involves, not merely protection of his person from assault, but exemption of his private affairs, books, and papers from inspection and scrutiny of others. Without the enjoyment of this right, all others would lose half their value.’”

Note: This United States Supreme Court case has never been overturned.

Respectfully,

A Citizen of the United States of America

212

We did put down our phone #.

But the handwriting was kind of sloppy.

Not sure I'd try to dial that #.

But if that info is that important to them, they can just look us up in the phone book...

213 Alright, alright. The lawyers are crawling up my ass so, for liability purposes, go here to get the full skinny on what information you are required to provide on the Census and here to get Mark Krikorian's spin on it.

I don't see the problem.  I've never bothered with my damn genealogy; how the f*** do I know if great-great-grandma on my mom's side actually got freaky with a Cherokee?  Oh, and would her "indiscretion" be listed in the family bible?  I never met the broad, how do I know who she slept with?  What, 1/16th is automatically Native American, right?

And for all I know, there's some history of other minorities in my past.  How the heck do you mix & match that?  Isn't there some racist idiotic "one drop" rule for some crap?  Is that Neo-Nazi or Liberal (I can't keep their racist ranting and color/nationality-based categorizations straight).

For example, (I'm not, just an example) what if you were 1/4th Chinese, 1/4th Pakistani, 1/4th Pacific Islander, and 1/4th Mongolian... what the heck are you legally "supposed" to call yourself to avoid these fines?  Wait, let me guess; Hispanic?

And why the heck do African, Asian, and Pacific Islander get global regions and all Europeans get is their damn skin color?  Isn't that racist (by definition really)?

Screw it.  I'm American.  If you want better details, you go dig up my great-great-grandmothers, great-grandmothers, and grandmothers and ask them if they got freaky with the milkman and what race he was (I wouldn't recommend asking mom, dad was a construction worker and he's still got the arms of someone who could snap your neck if he was mad, or upset, or bored... yeah he's retired and he still kinda scares me a bit).  I personally don't give a damn what the answer is, but if you're that damned curious you go do the research.

214 Oh, and I gave them my phone number.  They're welcome to call me.

If you call me, expect to get to deal with me; and if I don't like dealing with you, I can hang up.  But I can explain to them that I don't know or bother knowing my race... somehow I doubt it's illegal not to have done a full family genealogy and workup.  At least, not yet.

215

Gabe, I think Jim in San Diego is just jerking your chain for shit's and giggles.

--------------

That's fun if it's creative. But just saying "Nuh-uh!" over and over is tedious.

216 My form was lost in a tragic boating accident along with all my guns.

son of a bitch you too?

 

Posted by: evil libertarian at March 16, 2010 11:49 PM (BGJM2)

Mine too, and my wife was piloting the boat. Tragic indeed.  If it weren't for the love and support of my hawt stripper girlfriend, I don't know what I would have done.

217

I'm glad to see you are not worked up Gabe.

I mean just because you damn near typed enough for a manifesto and played the ad hominem card the first chance you got, you did avoid an emotional breakdown, so I guess you get credit there.

Yeah, you never get worked up Gabe.

218

As a genealogy guy, I am very familiar with past censuses.  While they are not to be relied on as definitive, they do provide interesting insights into past relatives, and pin them down to being at a certain place at a certain time.  The census bureau has an excellent record of keeping the data (on individuals) private (for 72 years).  100 years from now, it may be the only readily available record that you even existed.

Until 1850 they used to record the name of only the head of household, and then gave a count of how many in the household were in various groupings by age, sex, and race.

Since then, name, age, sex, race, and citizenship (for everybody in the household) have been standard.  Usually they would also ask your occupation, and your country (or state) of birth.  All great stuff!  There's nothing inherently racist, or sexist, or nationalistic about it - that comes with what the govt chooses to DO with the info.

That being said, two things strike me as odd:

1) The bit about whether you're Hispanic.

2) They don't ask whether you're a citizen.

219 I seriously considered answering "Texan," but then I decided I don't want to deal with these people anymore than necessary, so I'll just answer the damn question.

220

This has me wondering about the legality of counting of illegal aliens.

Section 2 of the 14th Amendment actually has a mechanism for decreasing a state's representation, if legal citizens are denied the right to vote in Federal elections.  But if illegal aliens are interpreted as "inhabitants" (and even allowed to vote, I suppose), the more you have, the more your representation!  As an illegitimate part of "the whole number of persons", are they supposed to count?  Probably this was not foreseen as a potential future problem, so it seems unclear.

Hey - at least it allows denying illegals the right to vote, without loss of representation.

Say - has anything weird transpired that can be traced to Obama's unprecedented step of seizing control of the census away from Secy of Commerce?  Maybe it's too early for stuff to come out.

221

So if you fill it out on April 1 - the date they say it's for - you're not allowed to give joke answers and then say "April Fools!"?

222

I AM AN AMERICAN.

It feels good to stick it to the man even if it's in a small way.

223

I'll confess that I filled in the names and ages. I do geaneological research and the census forms are like gold. In 72 years, I want someone to be able to trace this part of the family tree. By then, my name should be clear.

224

OK, the real stupidity with the "race" question is the lack of a "mixed race" category.  It's so anachronistic! I mean - just look at the President, for cryin' out loud.

Say - speaking of His Majesty, why doesn't some reporter put Obama on the spot and ask him what "Mr. Post-racial" intends to put down for this.  Funny how it's practically ASSUMED that the highly racist "just one drop" rule will apply.  I guess calling attention to The One's white heritage just takes away from the racist leftist fantasy that "we're so great because we elected a black guy, and you're racist if you didn't vote for him."

( Newsflash for the Lefties: We elected a biracial guy, not a black one! Sorry!)

225 209- Your point? 

Here's the deal.  I have in my possession 5 census forms that I must now fill out, for a family of 2 American human races and two canine mutts.

If I have 5 forms, I'm gonna guess some major statistical percentage of the population now erroneously have 5 or more census forms.

And their agendas are?  Nahhhh.  All honest as the day is long.  Would never ever think to scam the system.

What, pray tell, is the likelyhood of an accurate census??

Make work.  Steal elections.  Hmmm.

 What would best benefit me, assuming I'm a taker?
  And If I answer all the questions in a politically correct way? Why would they ever, ever think to contact me again? 

This is a giant farce.

226 I think Jim in SD just needs to keep staring at that map on Wikipedia. It may take a few hours or so, but... ...when he see's it, he'll shit bricks.

227 I'm torn between human, American, or Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Model 101 Version 2.4. I have my instruction manual out right now, but it is not in the index.

228 Be careful. There is a fine for false information...ie- 10 people in your house and there isn't.
Constitutionally speaking...I am an American. And 6.
That's all they are going to get from me.

229

I'm multi-racial.

Indy 500, 24 Hours of Daytona, and United States Grand Prix (but only the one at Watkins Glen).

230 Whites/american/Martian--it's a ll the same.  Preach race-blindness all you want, it's the tribal blacks and Hispanics who need to hear it, who benefit from bean counting, and who are going to receive federal aid, congressional districts etc.  We're playing a race-blind game against very tribal opponents.  That much should be obvious and has been since the 70s.  So what do you do?  Piling on the unilateral disarmament of race-blindness won't stop anything that you oppose. 

231 I'm a Cheddar Cheese wheel!

232 Since everyone is of mixed race to some extent, a correct answer would be, "unknown".

233 I have no problem filling it out, they now know names and numbers, like they didn't know it before.

They don't need to know if I own a home, rent, whatever. Why is that important to the function of government?

They also DO NOT need my phone number. Go ask the NSA if you really want it.

I put American as race for all people, but I should have put 'WASP' for myself.

234 I was angry about them asking whether I had a mortgage or owned my home "free and clear". Wanted to rip the thing up. I was also furious about them asking my phone number. That's not a statistic that will determine any policy or distribution of resources, and is beyond what they are entitled to ask anyone. Then I got extra census forms. Now I'm really mad. Their definition of race is screwy, too. If "pakistani" is a race, then so is American.

235 And oh, yeah, why do they need to know if my child is adopted? Where do they get off asking for that kind of information?

236

I'm writing in "American." But weenies may write in "Mixed," which is almost always the correct answer anyhow.

237

There is no reason for the federal government to ask what the relationship is between those that reside at the address.  They don't need to know your race or birthdate.  There is no reason they need to ask the birthdates of children in the residence.  Why would you give this out?   I don't want any potentional pedophiles knowing I have children and what their ages are.  They have no business asking your telephone number.  Why is this needed?  Report them to the Do Not Call List.  I wrote in 1-800-Kissmyass.  They only need to know how many residents legally reside at this residence. That is all I will disclose.  Have they ever heard of identity theft?  Here in Ohio a lot of people had their personal information stolen when a low-level guvment employee left this in his car and that was broken into.  We have the right of privacy.  They only need to know how many residents legally reside at the address.

 

 

238

227 I seriously considered answering "Texan," but then I decided I don't want to deal with these people anymore than necessary...

"Texan" is what you write in the block asking what kind of Hispanic you are. After all, if you're a native Texan, then you were born in a place that used to be under Mexican rule, and before that under Spanish rule. If you had ancestors living there in 1836, you most certainly are of Mexican descent.

239

Sorry, I filled in total number of people and filled in #9 with "AMERICAN" on all of them. Come get me. Under law only the number of people living in the house need to be counted. Screw-em

240 Why is there a separate box for every category of Asian and Pacific Islander, but only one box for White and one for Black?  If my Korean wife can have her own specific box, I'm going to be very specific too and write in Slavic: Polish-Slovak.

241 An anthropology professor at Cornell University, surely a reputable source, said the the word race should only be used in phrases such as Human race, or it generated more heat than light. This has been my experience.

242 Seems that 90% of the ink wasted on this ass wipe are questions based around ONE FACTOR.

RACE.

So indeed, we are NOT all created equal.

I am offended that i will have to list my chidlren as 'other' since i am white and my wife is asian...its a demeaning and more than just a little.

Any lawyers here? Im seriously thinking about a lawsuit to this racist piece of shit census questionnaire.

243

I only answered question 1 in 2000.   I wasn't confrontational about it.  I just stopped after the headcount question.  There was no follow up.

Remember that the racial information is also used to help gerrymander Congressional and legislative districts into minority-majority districts to keep Democrats in power.  A refusal to cooperate in such racial labeling on the census will compound the difficulties already arising from the fact that housing patterns are much more racially integrated than they used to be.  

244 They might come and drag me away to the re-education camps, but Gabe, I did exactly what you asked.

I listed both myself and my brother as AMERICAN.  In big block capital letters.  I'm curious to see how the census shakes out and how many people listed themselves as such.

245 A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

246 How else does one identify with a race besides "other" if they are in fact the blend of a number of defined "races?"  What is a native American, filipino, German mix supposed to identify with?  What do the children of such a person that include all that plus some Italian  and Swedish identify with?  In the melting pot of America there is only one that stands out, AMERICAN. 

247 Let's see... I could write in "Mutt" on it. Or perhaps "Post-Racial."

248 241:

QFT.

249

A bit off topic, certainly topical.  I raise my glass of Val-u-Rite and wish ALL the morons a Happy St. Patrick's Day.  As ALL days are now filled with Hope and Change, I do not want to offend anyone with my prior toast.  As such, my legal team has advised this disclaimer:  Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of this holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.  By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

250

At this point, please allow me to appologize to any persons who may have misconstrued my patently moronic views for not including the moronettes in my previous toast.  So with your permission, allow me to rephrase: I raise my glass of Val-u-Rite and wish ALL the morons and moronettes a Happy St. Patrick's Day.  Please note, no animals were harmed during this toast.  Hobos....  not so much.  Heh.

 

 

251 Saturday night I launched a website called CheckAmerican.org as a national campaign to encourage citizens to send the message that we are tired of being classified as hyphenated Americans. Our goal is to get 100,000 people to pledge to write in "American" as their race on the Census form next week. Thought your readers would be interested.

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