1 He's been "schooled" so many times, you'd think he'd be a little more careful when opening his piehole. I'm continually embarrassed for him.

2

ace, you should put up the pic of Chaz shining Palin's shoes with this post. Now thats funny !

3
We also need a new year end award in honor of Chuckles .

The Rusty Seat Pole Trophy ?

The Shit-House Rat Award ?

The Busted Chain Prize ?

4 Maybe The Flaming Douche  is warranted?  Isn't his 15 minutes up?

5 F'ck charles johnson, biggest fool on the net!

6 I'm not sure why anyone over there even tries to disagree with him as the whole purpose is to echo whatever his position du jour is.

7 Heh!  I'm not even an unhinged Palin supporter, but Teh Bamster is truly unworthy of buffing her pumps.

8 Why do you bother with the loser? At this point, any attention is better than he deserves...he is over

9 what is really sad is that the few who survived his purge (Irish Rose, Sharmuta, KKKilgore, Reine, Thanos, and Walter) are mere shills and echo chambers now.

10 I'd really like to buff her pumps....seriously.

11 10,

Watch it Mister she's going to slaughter you in '12.

12
what is really sad is that the few who survived his purge (Irish Rose, Sharmuta, KKKilgore, Reine, Thanos, and Walter) are mere shills and echo chambers now.

Posted by: eddiebear at January 02, 2010 12:15 PM (jDBAQ)

Your much too kind. I call 'em "knob-polishers".

13 Sad, really, to watch those brain-eating parasites at work....

There was a time, years ago, when I liked LGF. Last time I looked, it was like getting a glimpse at Pelosi's cleavage: you look, see the carnage, then vomit.

14 And to think I actually used to visit that wreched hive of scum and villany on a regular basis.

15 Aside from his contribution to Rathergate, I don't get the attraction to this guy. He rarely writes anything worth reading. Hell, he rarely writes anything. Most of his posts are a sentence or two long when the aren't open threads and his total focus appears to be on calling anyone who disagrees with him a racist. His photography is stunningly average and his taste in music defines him perfectly, pretentious and justifiably marginally popular.

16 ... Just keep Chuckin that Ficken, Harles.

17 Getting banned from LGF...isn't that kinda like the Purple Heart of blogging?

18

Charles Johnson...

Never heard of him.

19 17,

One of the better things that happened to me since I've been blogging for sure, that guy is such a sissy......nevermind why waste my typing skills.

20 17 Getting banned from LGF...isn't that kinda like the Purple Heart of blogging?

 

Only if you shoot yourself in the butt with rice.  BTW, PA, do you have one of them magic hats too? 

21
This guy needs to put the seat back on his Huffy before he goes off on his epic picture taking tours.

Evidently the guy has contracted a wicked case of Tetanus through his rectal cavity that is now eating at his brain.

22 what is really sad is that the few who survived his purge (Irish Rose, Sharmuta, KKKilgore, Reine, Thanos, and Walter) are mere shills and echo chambers now.

Probably all sock puppets by now. You wouldn't ban your own sock puppets would you?

23 All Charles "won" was a life-time supply of crazy.

24 Evidently the guy has contracted a wicked case of Tetanus through his rectal cavity that is now eating at his brain.

 

Heh Heh, I think it's more a spirochete than a bacillus.

25 His pic is everywhere, someday someone will recognize his sorry ass and act!

26 Embarrassed I ever registered there. 

27 Gosh, she looks hot in that photo; I hope she's not photoshopped-in....

28 Sometimes loony left-wingers like to forward material that APPEARS to be from right-wingers, so to damage the right-wing as much as possible. I'm not saying that this is the case here, but it has been known to happen.

29 I'd say something to him, but I've been banned.

30

The only surprising to me is that it took this long for Patterico to get banned.  Patterico is right-wing, truthful, independent-minded, all the things that get you on Little Lord Paranoid's ban list.

31
Probably all sock puppets by now. You wouldn't ban your own sock puppets would you?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 02, 2010 12:23 PM (cs6jm)

Someone over at The Blogmocracy said they believe Chaz probably has more multiple personalities than the chick in that movie Sybil.

It most likely comes from years and years of hardcore drug abuse back when he was on the jazz circuit. Would definitely explain the paranoia and sociopathic tendencies he exhibits.

32 Eh, Chuckles modus operandi is to accuse conservatives of what he himself is guilty of, in other words, he's a predictable liberal. When it became obvious that he has mental problems, he began accusing conservatives of  "bad craziness". A quick trip just a second ago to the loony bin shows that he has a post up wondering when Fox and BigGovernment wil retract a story that he claims is bogus. Sound familiar? Of course it does, that's what Patterico was wondering about Chuckles.  I'm sure you could find other examples if you wanted to look, but Chuckles just isn't worth the time, and besides, he'll do it again in the future.

33

I checked out that thread yesterday.  Somebody here posted that Chuckles ignored the "turd in his punchbowl" (the fact that the one who distributed the photo was a dem). Anyway, there was some guy "padre" posting over there.  He said he failed to see the racism in the p-shop.

He was promptly banned and Chuck suggested that he register at Hot Air since he'd be more comfortable with the racists over there.  Apparently, he was a racist for not recognizing the racism.

34

charles johnson sucks huge veiny cheesy choppers in hell.

apart from that he's a prick.

35 Has CJ become an obscession?

36 If one is looking for racism one needs not look further than LGF itself where white supremacist Killgore Trout was given moderation privileges. Charles Johnson complaining about racism is like the KKK complaining about all those guys burning crosses.

37

The only surprising to me is that it took this long for Patterico to get banned.  Patterico is right-wing, truthful, independent-minded, all the things that get you on Little Lord Paranoid's ban list.

Posted by: Crusty at January 02, 2010 12:27 PM (qzgbP)

Hell, I was surprised he lasted longer than Zombie.

38 His comment numbers are woefully down, his page hits nearly dropped off the map.  He's gotta get people clicking on his site so he can score a few more ad pennies. 

Like the kid who acts up just to get their parents' attention, even if it comes in the form of a spanking.  It hurts, but hey, it's attention!

39 Who cares about this nutter or his website?

40
ace, do me a favor ? Register over at my site just so I can ban you. You truly havent arrived in the world until you have been blessed by my 24k solid gold diamond encrusted ban-stick.

I bid you adieu.



Need a calendar ? Pair of jeans ?

41

It's just a cheap political ploy to create a talking point: "He was so extreme he had to be banned."

Mr. Johnson is clearly trying to establish his credentials with someone. For what reason, and whether it is a conscious or unconscious action, are not known. But he is clearly trying to completely and totally discredit the website Hot Air, for reasons that could be hazarded, but will not be so here. In short, Mr. Johnson is playing politics and has left the world of integrity, seeking to destroy the reputations of others solely for political purposes, with only slight regard for the Golden Rule. Thus, he does not deserve the title of Mister, nor the attention or respect of anyone of decency, for Johnson, for some reason, has decided to become a demagogue.

 

42 I don't have ANY respect for that acne scarred hippie wannabe, he and Tom Hayden prolly get off on each other.

43 With all due respect, you guys have to forget this Charles Johnson guy. He is so small as to be easily forgotten. Move on to bigger topics.

44

Ya know...I saw the photo in a political context...not racial

I guess all that Hopey-Changey stuff by the Black Messiah enlightened me

45 The only way the fool can sucker any hits is to slam the REAL blog sites and pray for a reaction.  Based on that fact, I'd ignore the idiot....which I've managed to do quite successfully!  No linky love, either!!

46

Posted by: B+ at January 02, 2010 12:43 PM (hIOnV)

 

Truer words never spoken. I can honestly say I've only been to his website once, about three years ago. Saw nothing of interest that time, he's rarely been linked, and so I've never been back.

Johnson has every right to ban whomever he wants. If he thinks it means anything, that he is some kind of unique moral authority that will be paid attention to, he is sadly mistaken.

47 As soon as hopey changey is brought up on charges all of these liberals will really be in the wilderness!

48


Its Official. Charles Johnson Endorses Pedophilia.

49 Why don't you have a seat right over there Chuckles.....

50 Having never succumbed to whatever dubious charms LGF offered in the past, it's weird to see people getting so worked up, so often about this idiot.  Also hard to believe he ever had anything to say that was sufficiently interesting to draw some of the smart people I know from Ace.  At this point, I guess it's like a train wreck, gruesome to watch but hard to look away?

OT, but it appears the 2009 Weblog Awards have been completely abandoned by their creator.  Last post was late November and then crickets.  Not even a "fuck you, I'm taking my toys and going home."  Odd.

51 48,

Good catch Blazer see, I always knew he was a sissy, now you proved it, I'm not as crazy as I think I am. hahahaha

52 53 Charles

This is Jim Hoft's post:

And it's a textbook case of libel. Please email the editors at First Things and let them know that this completely beyond the pale. Here's their address:

ft -at- firstthings.com

If they don't take action to remove this post, I'm seriously considering consulting my lawyer.

He is threatening to sue GatewayPundit.  I edited out the links so as to not fuck up the html here

53

......this week on To Catch A Pedo-Blogger

54 Anyone dug into the possibility that chaz is a registered sex offender, if so he's violated his parole!

55 "Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 12:49 PM (t72+4)"

Awesome. I've been meaning to do this for a while, now I have an excuse to post it:

http://tinyurl.com/y874a9j

56 55,

Whooooooooooooo, Hoooooooooooooooo! EGGSCELENT!!

57
Awesome. I've been meaning to do this for a while, now I have an excuse to post it:

http://tinyurl.com/y874a9j

Posted by: Johnny at January 02, 2010 01:07 PM (xVKXy)

Awesome !

58  
 
Patterico's a twit. Charles Johnson is a twit. Jeff Goldstein comes somewhere in between.

Ace, Allahpundit, and even, dare I say it, Drew M. knock the socks off all of the above.

But no one competes with el Rushbo.

59 Charles lost me when he went on the old conservative=racist bandwagon. I understand its a heavy subject but for God's sake were apparently not allowed to caricature the guy at all.

60 Soooooooooooo is LGF an alleged pedo site? Well that calls for some red flags to go up for the pedo chasers right?

61 WTF is "Right-Wing Racism?"  You're either a racist or you're not.  LGF has always been a ridiculous site...sorry the Rathergate story never had anything to do with Chuckles...he just basked in the light from the real posters.    I never posted there and could care less what he thinks.  Time to move on to a more important topic, like what I should fix for dinner tonight.

62 I thought he was allegedly just ghey since he loved perez hilton so much, I guess I was in err.

63 The saddest thing of all about CJ's new "racism = conservative" line is, if there was -ever- any supposedly conservative pundit that I thought went over the line in appearing to be racist against muslims, it was *him*.  These days, CJ's obsession is "creationists", but back in the Rathergate days, virtually every post by him was obsessing over terrorist muslims.  Almost fanatically so.  He has apparently lost all fear of terrorism since then, but at the time, he was so obsessive on the subject that he was coming across as pretty damn racist to me, so much so that I stopped reading him.

Frankly, Robert Spencer and "the other McCain" seemed a lot less racist to me at their worst than CJ did on a typical day back then.  I guess enough lefties started calling him racist over it that he felt he had to make amends.  Or something.

Qwinn

64 61,

As supposed at real racism of what the Democrat Party has done to the African American community all these years just for their vote, not to mention other minorities? BS!!

65 not to mention the (probably) fact that before it was photo-shopped with Obama & Palin's head it was a black man shining a white woman's shoes.  seen all the time in bigger cities from guys trying to make an honest wage. 

66 409 Scene: Small tavern in Los Angeles where a party is being held for Patrick "Patterico" Frey

Patterico: Good to be home, come on, drinks on me, and get those denialist hoodlums over there a drink too!
Ace: Only one denialist here
Patterico: Salut!
Ace: Top O' the Mornin'

Charles "Bicycle" Johnson enters the bar, he's spotted by Patterico, an old tormentor from earlier days..

Patterico: Hey, look who's here! Chuckie, come here!
Charles: Shit, I forgot you were holding a party for this racist. Let me go and say hi. Hey Patts, how ya doin'
Patterico: I aint seen ya in years, how ya doin' ya little mutt!
Charles: OK, OK, watch the ponytail!
Patterico: Watch the ponytail? Don't go gettin' too big on me now!
Charles: It's ok, just don't go bustin' my balls, ok?
Patterico: Look, if I was gonna bust your balls, I'd tell ya to go home and get your shine box. He had this business on Santa Monica Blvd, "Spit Shine Chuckie" they called him. He could make your shoes look like fuckin' mirrors. Made a lot of money too, he was the best. Salut, Charles!
Charles: No more shines, Patts
Patterico: What?
Charles: I said no more shines. You been away from my blog awhile, maybe they didn't tell ya. I don't shine Roger's shoes no more.
Patterico: Chuckie, I was just bustin' your balls a little bit, aint seen you around in a while and all of a sudden you're getting fresh!
Charles: Well Patts, there's a lot of new friends I have on the Left around here, and they don't know if you're kidding..
Patterico: Look, if I offended you I'm sorry...
Charles: I'm sorry too Patts, salut!
(bar is quiet for a few seconds with tense air. Patterico looks at his drink and breaks the silence.)
Patterico: Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box!
Charles: Motherfuckin' mutt! You denialist! you.. you.. fuckin' Creationist! You bought your button you fake smart guy! Allahpundit, he bought his button that fake smart guy! You.. you racist!

(Allahpundit escorts Charles from the bar before a dangerous fight breaks out)

Allah: Patts, I'm sorry, Charles gets a little self-righteous sometimes and says stuff. He don't mean no disrespect...
Patterico: No disrespect? Are you nuts Allah? Teach this kid some fuckin' manners will ya? Ace, what's right is right...
Ace: Now, now, you were a little outta line yourself. You insulted him a little.
Patterico: I didn't insult him!
Ace: You insulted him a little..
Patterico: Ruin my party... come on, round of drinks on me

67 I did no go to LGF after my banning(2-3 month). Today I by  accident click on old link. What I saw: Attack on gatewaypandit and defend of Obama "safe" school szar ( pedofile promoter) . May be CJ eventually came out of closet?

68 87,

Or he wants a date with the pedo czar!

69

Just a word to the wise.  Charles has sent me over to check the comments here.  Anyone who posts here and at LGF will have their loyalty decided by Stinky...and that means you are banned!

And kilgore will be visitng to post his trademark comments that will prove this site is racist too.

 

70 69,

I thought chaz was white, can't tell from all of those pock marks on his mug! Oh and F'ck you sharmuta and I mean that sincerely!

71 How about a new years resolution to remove all dead links and the LGF link from from the conservative web sites. Kind of like changing the battery in the smoke detectors when daylight savings time ends.

72 Posted by: eddiebear at January 02, 2010 12:58 PM (jDBAQ)

I hope he does, Chuckles is the one calling Hoft a homophobe, so Hoft could counter sue and win. All Hoft did was point out that Chuckles called him a homophobe, bring it on Chuckie.

73 72: besides, Discovery is always a bitch.

I get the feeling all people like CJ want is to threaten somebody to get them to back down

74 Charles Johnson is soooo two-oh-oh's.  Let's leave him in the dust heap of the last decade. 

BTW, I was pleased to see that HotAir has dropped the LGF link altogether, even from the "Left Channels" column. 

75 help... PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME...

I BEG OF YOU NO MORE! NO MORE! THE SMELL! THE UNBEARABLE SMELL! NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE SEAT? NO, LEAVE IT ALONE, LEAVE IT ALONE! PLEASE CHARLES NO! *WHACK*

Charles Johnson: Shut the fuck up. Fuckin' hoar. Ahh yeah, that's the spot! Btw, anyone wanna buy a Kindle?

76 I have every post I ever made from '04 until I was banned after leaving LGF and I have his answers too, glad I saved them!

77

All Hoft is doing is pointing out that CJ supports borderline Pedophilia by supporting Kevin Jennings using the same six-degrees-of-seperation formula that CJ uses to smear conservatives.

Chuckles needs to go put his on his big boy pants and quit being a flaming emo hypocrite. He can dish it out, but he can't take it.

78 Shhhh! I'm huntin' wabbitscreaftionifts.

79

"seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer"

If its the same lawyer who handled his divorce he's SOL.

Chuckie leads the blogosphere in empty legal threats

 

80 You're all banned. As soon as I figure out how to operate the Internet master console, I'm gonna ban every single one of you fascist right wing creationist racists!

81 Hey chaz ban this, oops stop drooling you pedo!

82 He didn't just ban Patterico, he also banned anyone who goes to Patterico's site from viewing LGF. I can't view LGF. I don't post there. Haven't posted there for two years. Charles Johnson, after mocking bigfurhat for taking the two minutes it took to make that photoshop, then spent God knows how long tracking down IPs that visited both LGF and Patterico, and banning them from even viewing his site. Guy's a fucking fruit. Out of the loom. About five and a half beers short of a six pack. Insane as fuck.

83
I believe today will be the day Chuckles finally has his long anticipated nervous breakdown and winds up in his rubber room. Has anyone checked Twitter ? Jim Hoft's article has exploded all over it and is getting re-tweeted like mad. I think this will be his breaking point.

84 Gateway makes more bucks in one hour than chaz makes in 6 months, maybe kevin will loan him some for favors which he would be pleased to give.

85

Just a word to the wise.  Charles has sent me over to check the comments here.  Anyone who posts here and at LGF will have their loyalty decided by Stinky...and that means you are banned!

And kilgore will be visitng to post his trademark comments that will prove this site is racist too.

 Posted by: Sharmuta at January 02, 2010 01:25 PM

We have a rule here ducks; female posters have to prove gender with a link to a pic of their boobs

86 What's so racist about someone shining another person's shoes? Rush Limbaugh was a shoe-shine boy. If it paid as well as his current job, I wouldn't be surprised if he went back to it. What, exactly is WRONG with doing honest work like that? It's more productive than being an ACORN litigator or a Community Organizer.

87 I made a really "homophobic" post at Moonbattery today. Would somebody tell Bicycle Boi about it? I could use the publicity: http://tinyurl.com/ye3hkv4

88 So Johnson hit the banhammer again? What did he do next? Drop a healing stream totem and then FRAWSTSHOCK! ?

89 "We also need a new year end award in honor of Chuckles .

The Rusty Seat Pole Trophy ?

The Shit-House Rat Award ?

The Busted Chain Prize ?

Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 12:12 PM (t72+4)"

Blogmocracy is working on that right now.LGF used to have the excellent Idiotarian, and Anti-Idiotarian Awards,but stopped(for reasons that are quite apparent now.).The first debate is what to call it  the"Icarus" or "The Johnson" seem to be the faves so far.

90

Mr. Johnson, do you usually arrive on someones doorstep naked ? Have a seat Mr. Johnson.

91 The lefties even laugh at this idiot, kinda like the golfing genius in Hawaai that thinks he's in charge of us.

92 "Blogmocracy is working on that right now.LGF used to have the excellent Idiotarian, and Anti-Idiotarian Awards,but stopped(for reasons that are quite apparent now.).The first debate is what to call it the"Icarus" or "The Johnson" seem to be the faves so far." How can you have an award in honor of Charles Johnson's dumbassery when Charles Johnson will win it every year?

93 Only +5 for that comment? Sharmuta better tighten the nipple clamps.

94 91: yeah, after that initial rush of attention from his "manifesto" a few weeks ago, KOS and Huffpo are back to ignoring him. I guess his biz plan of ditching his old friends and joining up with his former enemies didn't work out so well.

95  I hear aids affects one's mind, and it does so gradually. CJ proves it.

96 "How can you have an award in honor of Charles Johnson's dumbassery when Charles Johnson will win it every year?

Posted by: chaos at January 02, 2010 01:46 PM (mFUln)"

I think they already decided hes not eligible.Though we did toy with making a "Pod person of the year"award that he would def win.(pod person-invasion of the body snatchers)

97 Everytime I say chaz johnson to my dawg he growls for some reason and he's never seen him, lucky for chaz, because my dawg understands attack!

98 CJ went off on Jim Hoff at Gateway Pundit, because he pointed out that CJ was supporting Kevin Jennings, you know, the 'fisting for children' czar.

Best response on Gateways's site?
I have a question. It’s for a “friend.”

Is it true that untreated syphilis can show up as dementia in a fifty-something male?

My, uh “friend” really needs to know. He is acting all crazy-like and everything

99 Chaz Johnson the alleged pedophile now, how much can an idiot take before he offs himself? Inquiring minds and all that shit!

100

I am now a 100th level Dwarf Magi Commenter and I possess a +infinity flamethrower. How did I accomplish this???? Why I registered at LGF and proceeded to withstand NAMBLA Charles's pathetic banhammer whilst downdinging every one of his postings followed by a concern troll post of my own. I am still registered at LGF, but Charles Johnson's apparent sympathy for pedophilia, particularly young boys, has made it impossible to ever click on that site again.

101 I used to read Andrew Sullivan and I used to read LGF.

I stopped reading AS years ago, and haven't read LGF in a year.  It has nothing to do with blog fights.  They just weren't interesting anymore...and it seemed to me that the default in comments was troll.

I am legion.

102 Nah, a ban from that dump isn't a Purple Heart. It's an expected rite of passage. Sort of like learning HTML. A ban from Ace is something you have to work for. ;^)

103 "seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer"

What happened to Charles is outrageous, proposterous, egregious!

104 The first time Charles sues somebody is the last because then everything is open to discovery. 

BTW, you can tell that photo of Obama is a fake.  The guy has never done an honest day's work in his life.

105 103,

That idiot can't afford a cali lawyer!

106 He rides a bycicle for Gods sake!

107

Ohhhh boy: "Seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer."

Discovery. Not just a good name for a ship...

Of course, you have to know what to ask for...

 

108 Johnson is an annoying gnat, nothing more.  He has Allah cracking the whip at Hot Air since instituting the "Hot Air Comments of the Day". 

He went David Brock on us and is just as irrelevant since neither side trusts him.

We gotta take this LGF bastard. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

We're just the guys to do it.

 Let's do it!

109 108,

Just email the cops in his county to check his sorry ass out, simple think I'll do it now!!

110

"Seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer."

Only 2 words to describe this.

Jesus Christ!

111 one last point before Daughter & I go out for a while:
One of his top attack female dogs, Irish Rose, lied about Zombie in order to get Z banned, and yet, she is still allowed on LGF?

And what does it say about a "man" like CJ surrounds himself with wimmins and androgynous men as his inner circle?

After he defended a fister, I think anything is game

112 110,

God love him!!!!!

113 I obviously agree with Charles Johnson on the whole religion thing.

But he is nonetheless a world class [insert derogatory phrase of your choice here; libellous too if you like].

114 113,

WTF are you blathering about?

115 "I am seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer," published for all to see and mock one is stupid.

"I am consulting my lawyer," may or may not be stupid, but it isn't as completely pathetic.

Therefore, Charles Johnson chose the former.

116 Who says kicking a dead horse isn't fun when the horse is CJ with his head up his ass. On the other hand, the guy is irrelevant.

117 114, was it difficult to understand or something?

118 "Seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer."

Ooooh! I'm sooo scared!
That "I'm gonna sue!" shit has been the last resort of teenage Internet pukes since the early days of Usenet.  The fact that Mr. Bigshot Blogger is resorting to it shows how far he's fallen.  How long until he threatens to beat somebody up?

119 Ace, please don't link to Charles Johnson for any reason, or if you do, please advise everyone that it IS a link to Charles Johnson. I don't want to give the asshole  ANY traffic, even inadvertently.

120 117, 

 When you said you agree with him!

121 114, Christoph agrees with Charles that creationism is false, that intelligent-design is worse ("not even wrong"), and that several of the ID-backing politicians (Perry, Jindal, Huckabee) have a history of putting the shaft to conservative values outside of religion.

122
one last point before Daughter & I go out for a while:
One of his top attack female dogs, Irish Rose, lied about Zombie in order to get Z banned, and yet, she is still allowed on LGF?

And what does it say about a "man" like CJ surrounds himself with wimmins and androgynous men as his inner circle?

After he defended a fister, I think anything is game

Posted by: eddiebear at January 02, 2010 02:10 PM (jDBAQ)

Yea, and furthermore it was because she didn't police her comments section to Wide Irish Hippo's liking and allowed CJ bashing of which she took no part in or probably even knew about since it was pretty evident she hadn't been on there in days.

Zombie actually has some very good documentation on the whole Kevin Jennings affair going back years. At any rate, it was the Van Jones affair that got Chuckys panties all in a twist over her when she basically said over on his blog that Van Jones was many many times worse and more evil than Glenn Beck even gave him credit for because she actually knew him and had dealings with him in the past.

Then Chuckles the humanitarian and gallant gentleman he is threatened to out and expose her which could very much potentially put her in harms way considering where she lives and the circles she travels in.

What a douchebag.

123

124

What Diogenes said.

125 Oh, and another thing. Shining Palin's shoes is a job Obama MIGHT be qualified for. Given his competence in office so far, i'm wondering if he's smart enough to even do that properly.

126 125,

I had friend once that could pop that rag, best friend in the world, hit by a bus and killed downtown Houston, bill was a great man, odumbass couldn't live up to that great man!

127 This is the kind of stunning update of the latest important news that makes me treasure AoSHQ. Keep up the good work!

128

Hey, 'Nam, how the hell are you?

/it's christheprofessor

129 K, I'm done trashing the alleged pedo of LGF, think I'll move upstairs rather than go all day at how much of a piece of trash chaz is!!!!!

130

Ace,

PLEASE make 2010 a LGF and Andi FREE year!!

I am sick of hearing or reading about these dickheads.

Give it up man.  12 Steps! 

Hangovers suck, but don't take it out on your morons.

Go kill a hobo!

131 "Christoph agrees with Charles that creationism is false, that intelligent-design is worse ("not even wrong"), and that several of the ID-backing politicians (Perry, Jindal, Huckabee) have a history of putting the shaft to conservative values outside of religion."

To be clear, I don't agree with all of Charles Johnson's criticisms of religious politicians, nor necessarily all of his ideas, but in the main, I'm an atheist as is he.

That's all I meant.*

I meant I can agree with a guy on a cosmological issue, but still think he's a total asshole on other things. Lots of other things in CJ's case.

Yes, I also agree with people on many things who are religious, and that's all I have to say about that at the moment.
 
 
*Okay, I agree with him about creationism, but I don't think intelligent design is necessarily impossible. Heck, there are some physicists who believe our species will actually be able to create life -- and universes -- at some point. See: m-theory. Even Richard Dawkins believes that intelligence sufficient to create life and a universe could evolve, but would do so at the end of a long process, not exist from the beginning of all things.

132 128,

Hello my friend how the hell are you buddy!

133

130

Doing well, thanks.  Freezing, but I blame global warming/climate change...

134 Doh!  My #133 was meant for 'Nam (sorry...).

135 To people who don't want to hear about Chuckles the Clown anymore: shut the fuck up. Nobody's forcing you to click on CJ threads. Some of us like mocking him until he vaporizes into a cloud of nanodust. What business do you have pissing in our cereal? It's not like we're rolling cripples in wheelchairs down the stairs or something. We're making fun of Charles Johnson for fucks' sake. So either join in or fuck off.

136 133,

Thought you were a troll for a minute there, never realized that you didn't believe in Jesus Christ tho'. Who do think is taking care of our troops? Not odumbass for sure!

137

#135

So how long to you want to fuck with this guy and Andi? It's been going on for a year or two?  You haven't been around that long or you'd be sick of it to.

So fuck off your own bad selfs.

138

130

Yeah, leftovers are fine for a while, but they get really, really stale after a few months. I'm thinking mold and bacteria and all kinds of life-threatening things.

139 Charles is having another Capt Queeg moment, get the strawberries!

Thanks to the "stalker" site. LGF 2.0;

One of the exiles copied and pasted a lizard catfight, and Charles steps in too

503 Charles1/01/2010 10:20:48 pm PST

I see that Instapundit is working up his nerve to start taking shots at me now, doing it obliquely through Patterico.

Interesting that none of these people have a word to say about Big GovernmentÂ’s major fail, or about Jim HoftÂ’s praise for an antisemitic conspiracy website. But theyÂ’re right there to play gotcha with a racist image, even though thereÂ’s no doubt at all that it originated from the right wing.

This is why I canÂ’t stand the right wing blogosphere. TheyÂ’re a bunch of liars and backbiters, with no integrity

140

TheyÂ’re a bunch of liars and backbiters, with no integrity

Charles you are a sissy because that's exactly what you do, fucking asshole!

141 "Ace, please don't link to Charles Johnson for any reason, or if you do, please advise everyone that it IS a link to Charles Johnson. I don't want to give the asshole  ANY traffic, even inadvertently."

Ace, make sure you add

rel="nofollow"

... to all Charles Johnson links, as well as anyone to whom you don't want to link your blog's valuable "link juice" a.k.a. Google page rank to.

In other words, the credibility of your blog flows to whoever you give a proper link to, as you know, in the search engines. And this also goes for Bing and Yahoo!, not just Google.

You can easily stop that by formatting links to people to whom you don't wish to lend your link juice/page rank/credibility to by formatting your links as follows:

<a href="http://RestOfURL/" rel="nofollow">Link Anchor Text Here</a>

I checked your page source: You did NOT add the rel="nofollow" attribute, which means that you ARE giving Charles Johnson your site's Google page rank (it literally bleeds away from your site to his), and raising Charles' Johnson's position in the search engine rankings.

You DON'T have to do this. It is optional.

(Same with people like Andrew Sullivan.)

Information on rel="nofollow".

142 I haven't been on LGF for years, lost my password and didn't especially care to retrieve it.  Thus, I didn't realize that Chaz had slip the bonds of rational thought as much as he has.
So...I made the effort to reset my password, logged on, and made the following observation.  Chaz' banhammer coming down in 3...2...

I haven't been on LGF for a long time - I see I haven't missed anything. Other than Mr. Johnson's rapid descent into the left-wing sewer hole of finger pointing and name calling.
MandyManners - it would be exceptionally difficult for Mr. Johnson to prove financial damage, as he has ostracized all but the most loyal of his tinfoil-hat followers. His banhammer has become legendary. If you disagree with him (as I do) you will be summarily blocked from commenting (which I expect to be). Rather than engaging in meaningful discussion, he finds it more useful to eliminate the controversy by banning the offending party.
I must admit, though - I do appreciate the fact that he actually reads the posts here fairly often. There aren't that many of them, of course. And - well, maybe he doesn't have anything else to do.

I also emailed First Things' editorial staff to praise Jim Hoft's work.  I can't think of anything else to do to get under Chaz' skin just now, but if I think of anything, I'll surely do it.

143

So how long to you want to fuck with this guy and Andi? It's been going on for a year or two?  You haven't been around that long or you'd be sick of it to.

So fuck off your own bad selfs.

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 02:40 PM (2+9Yx)

So no need in me pointing out that ace himself is the one who posted this thread . If you don't like whats on t.v., don't you usually just turn the channel ?

So maybe in the future when ace posts another thread about Chuckles or Andi instead of clicking in , maybe you'll just want to avoid it altogether.

144

Holy shit, who would have thought  Christoph was a computer geek?

They teach that shit in Canada?

Well done!

145 Now Blazer, Kemp is a good guy and has a point, f'ck chaz johnson anyway|!

146 You guys better watch tha fuck out cus CJ's contacted a lawyer! The heat's on now bitches. Chuckles is gona bring the paperwork PAIN.

147

Blazer,

Read my post, #130, addressed to Ace.

These ant my first rodeo.

148 146,

The only pain that asshole can bring is stupidity!

149 Ehh when he continuously finds more sharks to jump over ,its worth a gander!

150 The would be "this isn't my first rodeo"  Drunk early is ugly.

151
Now Blazer, Kemp is a good guy and has a point, f'ck chaz johnson anyway|!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 02, 2010 02:50 PM (nmfvn)

I'm not saying he isn't a good guy, I'm just simply pointing out that ace himself posted this thread therefore facillitating the Chaz talk. If this bothers him so much ace has a movie thread up top.

Something for everybody.

152

Blazer,

Read my post, #130, addressed to Ace.

These ant my first rodeo.

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 02:51 PM (2+9Yx)

Yea, I saw that, but yet, here you are on a thread you can't stand.

153 151,

Blazer ok I agree, but I do enjoy Kemp's retorts once in awhile!

154

Ace you are missing the point, okay Patterico is pointing out that the photoshopped image was posted by some registered Democrat.  Great.  Good for him.  Trouble is Patterico plays this same faux outrage mud wrestling game that Sullivan and Charles Johnson delight in.  Ask Stacy McCain or Little Miss Attila about that.   Patterico is also not one to protest banning, since he is pretty liberal in doing it when people have the termerity to disagree with him. 

 http://tinyurl.com/yzknz9y  

http://tinyurl.com/ybppqhh

 

And Jeff Goldstein nails it  http://tinyurl.com/yc6ajkm :

 

_^.19 comment by Joe on 1/2 @ 11:53 am #

Meanwhile the various outrage [CJ] clowns [Sullivan] are trying to out due one another on who is the least racist [Patterico].

 

 

Comment by Jeff G. on 1/2 @ 12:10 pm #

@19:

See, dicentra?

The movements, they are so transparent. Next time somebody tries to point out that a certain somebody is behaving like another certain somebody, that first somebody will argue that such is NOT POSSIBLE, given that the second somebody banned the first somebody.

And a bunch of commenters will pretend the argument has merit.

– while taking care not to let the Emperor’s balls slap them on the nose,

 

155

Really, I think Kemp was not only pointing out what makes him sick (which is unavoidable to see on the front page), but maybe it's a point that's also good for this blog. And the search point was an excellent one.

Good of the blog, man. Good of the blog.

156

Blazer,

I think the head moron needs to give up Andi and Charles for the new year.  He doesn't need to give either of these dickheads space on his blog.

That was my only point. 

We waste effort on this shit, when we could be looking at cheerleaders or discussing valu rite drink menus.

Hobo traps?

 

157

No clicks or soup for you, Chaaaar--als. I joined not because of you, but because you had a stable of clever commenters. But you banned them all, including me. Funny, I've never been so much as threatened with a ban anywhere else. 

Quick, under your bed! A bevy of racist-creationist-fundamentalist-right-wing-fascist-bloggers!

Set the house on fire and run man, run for your life! Oh, too late, you did that already.

 

158 135 To people who don't want to hear about Chuckles the Clown anymore: shut the fuck up. Nobody's forcing you to click on CJ threads. Some of us like mocking him until he vaporizes into a cloud of nanodust.

I agree, and ignoring Bicycle Johnson and andi sullivan is throwing away the mother lode of comedy gold.

You don't like the program, just watch another channel, that's what I say.

Besides, it's kind of a twisted joy to watch him deteriorate before our very eyes

159
You guys better watch tha fuck out cus CJ's contacted a lawyer! The heat's on now bitches. Chuckles is gona bring the paperwork PAIN.

Posted by: chaos at January 02, 2010 02:51 PM (mFUln)

The funny part is, most of the conservative bloggers out there are lawyers, or have at least attended law school at some point. CJ is a washed up middle aged ukulele player who I doubt even has a GED or a highschool diploma.

Most of the bloggers on the right have forgotten more about law than he'll ever know.

160 Noooooo! Don't stop posting about Teeny Johnson from time to time. It brings out the best humor and sarcasm in the world!

161 Charles Johnson is just so much hobo dick cheese.

162 Frakin' dyslexia
I read These ant my first rodeo as This ain't my first ant rodeo.
The mental images were cool.

163 "Trouble is Patterico plays this same faux outrage mud wrestling game that Sullivan and Charles Johnson delight in.  Ask Stacy McCain or Little Miss Attila about that.   Patterico is also not one to protest banning, since he is pretty liberal in doing it when people have the termerity to disagree with him."

Hey, I ain't one to argue. See here.

But it's a matter of degree, my boy, it's a matter of degree.

164 That's just pissy blogger soap opera all the way around.  Paterico doesn't sound any more grown up than Johnson.

Personally, I never read either of them.  And I don't usually read threads like this one.  And I almost never comment on them.

So, anyway, carry on.

165 15Aside from his contribution to Rathergate, I don't get the attraction to this guy. He rarely writes anything worth reading. Hell, he rarely writes anything. Most of his posts are a sentence or two long when the aren't open threads and his total focus appears to be on calling anyone who disagrees with him a racist.

His photography is stunningly average and his taste in music defines him perfectly, pretentious and justifiably marginally popular.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2010 12:17 PM (VW9/y)

The forged memo was discovered by somebody else. Charles' Johnson took all the credit.

166

Blazer,

I think the head moron needs to give up Andi and Charles for the new year.  He doesn't need to give either of these dickheads space on his blog.

That was my only point. 

We waste effort on this shit, when we could be looking at cheerleaders or discussing valu rite drink menus.

Hobo traps?

 

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 02:57 PM (2+9Yx)

No problem, e-mail ace about it.  Just keep in mind some of us love to get our monthly quota of Chucky bashing in. The guys become a punchline to a joke that never gets old. A comedy gold mine.

167 See I just can't leave and go upstairs in lieu of trashing an alleged pedo that has a blog and prolly should be arrested for breathing my air.

168 This is why I canÂ’t stand the right wing blogosphere. TheyÂ’re a bunch of liars and backbiters, with no integrity

So many of them insist on holding onto you by biting your back, like a mating tom cat. Rest assured Charles, I keep my place by grabbing your luxurious ponytail

169 Did somebody mention nipple clamps?  Oh, Charlessssss........

170

Hey,

The first step, admit your addiction.

OK, I am still registered over at LGF, I think.  Haven't been banned, that I know of, and haven't been over there in two years. 

I quit!

Ace can do it too!

171 Hey antisocial ,hope you dont mind,but i posted your well done "flounce" on a Blogmocracy thread.They appreciate the good ones.

172 Chuckles has shut down registering for the site. Otherwise i would have made an account just to post BigFurHat's edit of Chucky shining Palin's 5" stilettos.

173 What I wrote in 58 should have read:

"Patterico's a twit. Charles Johnson is a bigger twit. Jeff Goldstein comes somewhere in between."

174

No problem, e-mail ace about it.  Just keep in mind some of us love to get our monthly quota of Chucky bashing in. The guys become a punchline to a joke that never gets old. A comedy gold mine.

Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 03:01 PM


Q: How many LGF lizards does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Charles has banned lightbulbs, you denialist wingnut!

175 25  His pic is everywhere, someday someone will recognize his sorry ass and act!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 02, 2010 12:24 PM (nmfvn)

The sticks again! The sticks in the spokes of my bicycle! Stalking! Threats! This is actionable! This is a threat!

_{(Seriously, better not to make that kind of comment. Perhaps you're trying to make him even more crazy, which would have some entertainment value - but nevertheless...)}

176 I may not get tired of The 3 Stooges, but Chaz ain't that kind of comedy gold.

177 Hey Ace is still nursing a hangover because he listened to some rookies telling him to drink more yesterday, so he's in the same boat today, but when he trashes an idiot like chaz I'm on board because I agree with him!

178

Beto.

Think faster than I can type. Drunk doesn't help!

179 "Patterico's a twit. Charles Johnson is a bigger twit. Jeff Goldstein comes somewhere in between." Posted by: Christoph at January 02, 2010 03:06 PM

That's it you little twat! I'm coming over to your house today to show you the business end of my kung fu grip and then I'll throw my ninja stars at you

180 Joe goes around cutting and pasting bloggers' comments and pasting them on other web sites, to start fights. That's why I banned him. He is not happy unless he can set two bloggers against each other -- like the platinum blonde who says to her boyfriend: "Are you gonna let him talk to you like that?!?!"

181
I may not get tired of The 3 Stooges, but Chaz ain't that kind of comedy gold.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 02, 2010 03:07 PM (gbCNS)

Oh Yes He Is

182 We waste effort on this shit

Yea, but its like watching a slowmo on a well done building collapse demolition. 

183

32  Eh, Chuckles modus operandi is to accuse conservatives of what he himself is guilty of, in other words, he's a predictable liberal. When it became obvious that he has mental problems, he began accusing conservatives of  "bad craziness".

Posted by: koopy at January 02, 2010 12:27 PM (XllG0)

So if he starts claiming that other people have bad breath, dandruff, bicycling-induced hemorhoids...

184 171
Nah, go ahead. 
I still can't believe how many card-carrying, weapons-grade idiots there are at LGF now.  I mean, there's only like 5 posters, but they're all such complete dumbasses.

185

Posted by: Commando Goldstein at January 02, 2010 03:09 PM (sYxEE)

If this were about Jeff Goldstein, I'd have to say "threadwinner".

186 Q: How many LGF lizards does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None.  The new standard for light is darkness.

Yea, I stole that from an old Microsoft joke.

187 "Patterico is also not one to protest banning, since he is pretty liberal in doing it when people have the termerity to disagree with him." Patterico never banned me and I had a boatload of temerity when it came to him and RS McCain and LMA and Gladiator Goldstein. I was a hell of a lot more disrespectful and impolite to him on his own site than just about anyone who was posting comments there and I didn't get banned. Why? Because I wasn't trolling, no matter how caustic I got towards Patterico and people like SPQR and daleyrocks. Don't be butthurt because you were trolling and got bant.

188 Patterico, you can use the information in comment #141 too if you haven't already.

189 I mean, there's only like 5 posters, but they're all such complete dumbasses.

Hmmm....a Shadow Cabinet/Czars

190 <i>180 Joe goes around cutting and pasting bloggers' comments and pasting them on other web sites, to start fights. That's why I banned him. He is not happy unless he can set two bloggers against each other -- like the platinum blonde who says to her boyfriend: "Are you gonna let him talk to you like that?!?!"

Posted by: Patterico at January 02, 2010 03:10 PM (GHv32)>/i>

 

You stole that last line from your good pal nk, the Kilgore Trout of Patterico. 

That is only true for a couple of bloggers.  You, Charles Johnson, and Andrew Sullivan.  You are a troika of douchebaggery.  What you do not get is you have already lost your argument with Charles Johnson before you even fought it. 

191 This is why I canÂ’t stand the right wing blogosphere. TheyÂ’re a bunch of liars and backbiters, with no integrity

Said the idiot who sends his cultists to other sites to make racist comments and obsesses on other sites (see Hot Air, Atlas Shrugs, Jihad Watch). Like i said, he does something and then accuses others of to divert attention from himself, typical liberal.

192 What you do not get is you have already lost your argument with Charles Johnson before you even fought it.

Right.  You go with that.

193

Off to the club to finish off a great day. Duck hunting this morning with son, limited out, nap and now going to get a good buzz.

Happy New Year!!

Will try to hit hobo on way to club.

194 181 'K. I'll get my kid to preview the front page before I read. Any Chaz update, and I'll go watch The 3 Stooges instead. Hate to step on anyone's good time. Just an IMHO.

195 182 We waste effort on this shit

Yea, but its like watching a slowmo on a well done building collapse demolition. 
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 02, 2010 03:10 PM

We waste effort hanging around here rather than doing productive things like showering, doing laundry, and making a real dinner.

That said, those who complain about Chuckie Kicking comment over and over "why can't ace ignore him"

196 To all the people bitching and whining about an occaisional Johnson bashing thread. Can it. Shit, nobody is making you read it. Take your pissing amd moaning elsewhere. I enjoy a good Johnson bash thread. I was at LGF for years, and that pissant banned me for disagreement. So move along is you don't want to read it. 

197 chaos, I am not the only one.  Patterico has some Charles Johnson in him. 

198 DAMN!!!!

It only took me 30 minute to get banned from LGF!!!!!

That's gotta be some kind of record!!!

199 How can anyone not enjoy this stuff....CJ went from hero to hobo in record time.And what moron doesnt like poking hobos with a stick(no that wasnt a Jennings phrase either)

200 Besides... attacking Jim Hoft(and hes been smearing him for awhile),and Instapundit is ridiculous.Those are 2 of the nicest guys in Blog-dom.

201 #166 No problem, e-mail ace about it.  Just keep in mind some of us love to get our monthly quota of Chucky bashing in. The guys become a punchline to a joke that never gets old. A comedy gold mine.

hmm... maybe Ace could do a monthly "What are the idjits up to this month?" post- a one stop shop for all your Andi and CJ stupidity needs...

I'm so glad I wandered away from LGF before he truly went off the deep end. There wasn't any one reason... I just lost interest... and it would seem that I'm all the better for it...

202 "Joe goes around cutting and pasting bloggers' comments and pasting them on other web sites, to start fights. That's why I banned him. He is not happy unless he can set two bloggers against each other -- like the platinum blonde who says to her boyfriend: "Are you gonna let him talk to you like that?!?!"

Umm, Patterico, even though you know I sided with you in the end about Goldstein's reprehensible behaviour by not only threatening violence on various people online (on a blog that discusses the application of force, to wit, self-defence matters)... and then reiterating stale old threats from months ago when you pointed out this bad hehaviour... for no good reason at all other than what I can only conclude was his emotional instability...

... and I commented at Protein Wisdom off and on for years, either siding with Jeff G. over you or talking about other matters entirely, and was banned promptly once I started disagreeing with Goldstein about the above, and agreeing with you...

... don't you think it's bordering on a wee bit childish to try to put the responsibility on Joe, myself, or anyone else for your continuing that online spat, which may have caused you grief in various ways?

Maybe you were right about the initial debate re: your RS McCain comments, maybe not, but there is no reasonable interpretation that Joe, of all people, successfully goaded you, a public figure, a well-known major market media critic, and successful prosecutor... into continuing that feud.

Unless that's what you're arguing, and is that what you really want to be arguing?

203

OK OK OK I hate that M Fer, too.

That good enough?  How many times do we need to say that?

Let me know, I'll help out. 

I'll even work in cocksucker into my post.

Cocksuckers, I am gone!

204
K. I'll get my kid to preview the front page before I read. Any Chaz update, and I'll go watch The 3 Stooges instead. Hate to step on anyone's good time. Just an IMHO.

Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 02, 2010 03:18 PM (gbCNS)

Better yet, if you see something on the front page you don't like, don't click on it. That usually works too.

205 201
I'm with ya there.  I lost interest in LGF long before it headed south.  Haven't missed it a bit.  Although it was kinda fun getting banned a few minutes ago...

206 203,

Oh stop Kemp, you know we like you don't leave because your pissed, you can get glad in the same clothes you got pissed in.

207 197 chaos, I am not the only one.  Patterico has some Charles Johnson in him.  Posted by: Joe at January 02, 2010 03:18 PM

I have 2 inches of Charles Johnson in me

208

So goes the gigantic crash of a former "must-read."

I had a T-shirt made that says "Banned from LGF Since 2008"

209 206 no really I am gone!  Got to get a cooling beverage!

210 "207 197 chaos, I am not the only one.  Patterico has some Charles Johnson in him.  Posted by: Joe at January 02, 2010 03:18 PM

I have 2 inches of Charles Johnson in me

Posted by: andi sullivan at January 02, 2010 03:26 PM (sYxEE)"

 poor child...here let me give you a HAND

211 209,

Enjoy bud, see you another time.

212 "Got to get a cooling beverage!"

That's not bad, but it's even better to get to a cool, but warming. beverage, such as the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems (at least around New Year's eve).

213 198 DAMN!!!!

It only took me 30 minute to get banned from LGF!!!!!

That's gotta be some kind of record!!!
Posted by: antisocialist at January 02, 2010 03:19 PM

30 minutes? They must be having a staff meeting or Chuckie took the moderators to Carls Jr for burgers before his gift certificates expire.

You need to get banned in under 30 SECONDS to impress people here.

214 "It only took me 30 minute to get banned from LGF!!!!!

"That's gotta be some kind of record!!!"

Not even fucking close.

But great effort for your first time!

215 213,

Took me 15 seconds the night of the pedo's bashing thread that went forever because I took up for someone here. hahahahaha!

216

Jae Tea has one of the best take downs of Charles Johnson evah.  http://tinyurl.com/ycqbebf  Jae's stuff on CJ's meltdown is great.  Note what Jae has to say about Stacy McCain, who CJ denouces as a White Supremacist. 

Andrew Sullivan's jihad over the years on torture, gay rights and of course Sarah Palin are pretty similar to CJ's evolution. 

Now consider how Patterico decided a few weeks ago to explore whether or not Stacy McCain was a racist.  I am sure Stacy really enjoyed it.   With friends like Patterico on the right, who needs CJ and Andrew Sullivan? 

217
It only took me about about a nanosecond to get banned back in June. However, my "flounce" lives on in all its glory somewhere over on 2.0

218 209 206 no really I am gone!  Got to get a cooling beverage! Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 03:28 PM


Winner of the "George Costanza Long Goodbye Award" formerly held by dum-dum

219 Winner of the "George Costanza Long Goodbye Award" formerly held by dum-dum

oh, and Mike in the state that has Lansing in it

220 Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 02:40 PM (2+9Yx)

Been here longer than a year. Nope, not sick of it. Sorry.

221 Y'all don't be so hard on Kemp, I was leaving too but it's like a drug to talk about chaz and his idiocy!

222

And people wonder why The View is so popular. Or maybe it's just me.

Dead horse *laugh laugh* Conservatives suck *laugh laugh* Same old song and dance *snort choke guffaw*

I'm not the soccer mom to talk to about ratings, really.

223 OT: 

Cotton Bowl is turning out to be a good game, for those that are interested.

224 221 Y'all don't be so hard on Kemp, I was leaving too but it's like a drug to talk about chaz and his idiocy!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 02, 2010 03:37 PM

Besides, a Chuckie thread runs up the comments and hit counts. Half the comments are Chuckie Kicking, always matched in number by "why do we have to talk about Chuckie" complaints.

It's a slow day, no football on so I'll do me some Chuckie Kicking

225 224,

Watchu talking about Willis!!

226 That is a great article on Charles Johnson at Wizbang, Joe.

Well spotted.

227 Cotton Bowl is turning out to be a good game, for those that are interested.

What network, NG?

228 Joe seems to have some Perez Hilton in him, NTTAWWT.

Christoph just acted like an over aggressive jagoff during his limited time at Patterico's blog, trying to pick blogfights with the other commenters and bragging about his wideranging and colorful lovelife.

229 CJ should call his lawyer-- he needs to learn that he is no longer a private figure and as such it's awfully hard to libel a public person.  Also, there's a whopping chasm between what is printed as fact and what is expressed opinion.

Sounds like he wants to dish it out but cannot take it.

230 227,

Fox.

231

See you can just substitute names and it still works: 

Is McCain a racist and closet white supremacist? Charles Patterico says he is, and offers his proof. McCain says he isn't, offers some proof, but mainly mocks the whole concept.

My conclusion? I don't know, but if McCain is, he's one of the worst ones ever. I've read a bunch of his articles, and if anything I have a slightly diminished opinion of my fellow white people. If the white supremacist movement is counting on McCain to push their agenda, they oughta demand their money back.

So, in complete disinterest in the minutiae of the fighting going on between Johnson Patterico and McCain, I've pretty much stopped reading Little Green Footballs Patterico's Pontifications and started reading The Other McCain semi-regularly.

http://tinyurl.com/ycqbebf

http://tinyurl.com/yzknz9y

 

232 Come on daleycocks, you have a little CJ in you too. 

233 "Christoph just acted like an over aggressive jagoff during his limited time at Patterico's blog, trying to pick blogfights with the other commenters and bragging about his wideranging and colorful lovelife."

Plus ça change, c'est la même chose.

234 Pardon me, by why do we continue to give a crap about a liberal piece of crap that's obviously gone over the precipice into total lunacy? Screw Charles Johnson and Little Green Dingleberries and all his Skinned Lizards. Ask me how I really feel...

235

The most enjoyable thing about Johnson bashing threads is knowing the sick little puppy will read every post. He or one of his flying monkeys scower the web looking for people saying not nice things about them, or any of his posters who have the gall to post on one of the "enemy" blogs.

Here's an Obama style shout out to you lizards. Now fuck off you dung beetles. Back to your shit pile.

236 @202 --

Christoph

I didn't ban you because you agreed with Frey. I banned you because you are a bona fide thread killer. You make every thread about you.  You go on and on and on and on and on, making self-righteous judgments and pronouncements and telling everyone how you feel -- even when people try politely to ignore you.

You make people uncomfortable, Christoph.  And you aren't terribly bright -- which is lost on you.  So after a while, some of us just figure it's best not to have you around taking all the joy and life out of every thread you enter.

Others may find you valuable and intelligent and useful.  I am not among those.

And frankly, I was just as uncomfortable about you when you were "supporting" me as when you weren't.   I don't need your help.  And your judgments matter not to me.

There.

Just for the record and so forth.

237

So the old expression: "He's not fit to shine (her) shoes!" is racist now?

And the very act of a white person getting a shoeshine from a person of colour, also racist?

"Shine your shoes mister?"
"Sorry darkie, only white boys can shine my shoes, CJ said so!"

Also racist: "Frack you & the horse you rode in on!"

(unless said horse is white)

238 "I didn't ban you because you agreed with Frey. I banned you because you are a bona fide thread killer."

Amazing how this never occurred to you during the years I commented on your site, until exactly the time I agreed with Frey over you, and criticized you in quite strong terms for your making threats online, and then foolishly doubling down and reiterating old threats for no reason other than Frey brought up you making threats in the past.

During any of my numerous often passionate debates on your site, taking your side against Patrick Frey's, for example, there was never a hint of banning.

239 "232 Come on daleycocks, you have a little CJ in you too. 

Posted by: Joe at January 02, 2010 03:51 PM (0Gde6)"

OMG this thread is getting EXTREMELY exciting!

240 213 Actually, it turns out that Chuckie was out on a bicycle ride - as soon as he rode back in, he dropped the hammer.
I'm so disappointed in myself.  Maybe next time.
For now, though, at least I have a "personal best" to shoot for.

241
heh
My account is still active over at Little Green Fistfuckers.

242
Mr. Johnson, don't you think its a bit unusual for someone to drive a hundred and fifty miles to a teenaged boy's house in the middle of the night in their underwear ?

Have a seat Mr. Johnson.

243 I heard a rumor that CJ sucks the sweat off a dead man's testicle.  Any truth to that?

244 "I heard a rumor that CJ sucks the sweat off a dead man's testicle.  Any truth to that?"

A man?

I doubt it.

245

The most enjoyable thing about Johnson bashing threads is knowing the sick little puppy will read every post. He or one of his flying monkeys scower the web looking for people saying not nice things about them, or any of his posters who have the gall to post on one of the "enemy" blogs.

Here's an Obama style shout out to you lizards. Now fuck off you dung beetles. Back to your shit pile.

That's a total joy, knowing that his sycophants are furiously picking through each comment, writing up their reports to the Head Lizard on who is showing up at the verboten sites

Killgore, WIR, Sharmuta, wherever you are out there... FUCK YOU TOO!!!

246 243 I heard a rumor that CJ sucks the sweat off a dead man's testicle.  Any truth to that? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 02, 2010 04:23 PM

Absolutely NOT true. I saw the guy get up

247 "246 243 I heard a rumor that CJ sucks the sweat off a dead man's testicle.  Any truth to that? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 02, 2010 04:23 PM

Absolutely NOT true. I saw the guy get up"
LOL

248
I heard a rumor that CJ sucks the sweat off a dead man's testicle.  Any truth to that? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 02, 2010 04:23 PM



No way. The Wino was just extremely drunk and passed out when Chaz happened upon him in the alley behind Whole Foods.

249 246, 268   Bawahahahahahahahahaha!

250 CJ and Excitable Andrew should retire together to some beach somewhere and exchange "remember when I was a conservative" stories until the warm tides of global warming take them to eternity.

251
178
Understood but an Ant Rodeo. How cool is that.
Little guys tryin' to ride a cockroach or sumpthin'
Instead of  Steer Wrestling, a team has to pull a water bug down and eat him.

252 "Amazing how this never occurred to you during the years I commented on your site"

Christoph - Are you Thor or did you comment under a different name?

253 I went to an ant circus once.

254 This is a message to my spies who are lurking here.

I need you to use tinyurl to link to my calendars on lulu.com.. I just found out that I'm losing sales to some Mexican (psst, it's only racist when others insult black people) who found out that people who want California themed beach pictures want to see half naked babes on cars.

I can't believe this b***er is beating me out when all he did was take pictures of his sisters in thongs and have them sit on a multicolored Chevy that bounces around a lot.

255 "Christoph - Are you Thor or did you comment under a different name?"

Well, it's a pleasure seeing you again daleyrocks. I've missed you. And I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

I don't think I used a different name at Protein Wisdom, except maybe as commenters here sometimes do, to make an ironic point. I would have used the name Christoph the vast majority of the time.

And I've never commented under the nickname Thor, although I might next time I debate religion.

Speaking of my lovelife, by the way, when the hell will I learn to shut up about religion with women? Ugh.

256 ^Especially Muslim women. That shit just does not go over well.

257 I need you to sneak link to my record store too. My Gold Record jazz recordings sales ranking just fell behind Mike Love's solo album for chrissake..

258 The Cotton Bowl is turning out to be a great one Nam Grunt. 2 f'n goal line stands, then back from commercial break to see f'n Shep Smith. It was like having Sarah in her bra n' panties coming towards you, then having Helen Thomas walk right in front of her in a leather bustier. Buzz kill Fox.

259
You know what I could really go for right now? A burly truck drivers meaty fist and hairy forearm up my backside. Guess I'll head on out and cruise the truckstops for some action. They don't call me the King Lot Lizard for nothing.

bbl

260 There's just nothing that projects credibility like "Seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer."

I mean not just "thinking about", but "seriously thinking about".  Holy cow, that'll put the fear of God into just about anyone.

261 258,

It is a good game, and as for shep he went to Ms. so he's an asshole anyway.

262 260,

That twink can't afford a lawyer much less getting past one that would laff at him!

263
I mean not just "thinking about", but "seriously thinking about".  Holy cow, that'll put the fear of God into just about anyone.

Posted by: kansas at January 02, 2010 04:55 PM (i0WE5)

He's also threatening Weasel Zippers for linking Hoft's post. The guy has hit Defcon Butt Hurt Level 5 now.

264 238 "I didn't ban you because you agreed with Frey. I banned you because you are a bona fide thread killer."

Yeah, like the weasel and that group of whores don't kill threads.

265 Kansas@ 260
He later said he talked to his lawyer.
He didnt bother saying who laughed more, us or the lawyer.

266 Johnson's serious thinking is limited to the decision of whether he'll have soy milk or skim on his Kashi flakes in the morning.

267 266,

Awwww crap he milks his hamsters for his milk, what a cockholster!

268
Johnson's serious thinking is limited to the decision of whether he'll have soy milk or skim on his Kashi flakes in the morning.

Posted by: maddogg at January 02, 2010 05:02 PM (bPBGI)

The guy doesn't strike me as mush of a health food eater. He looks like he catches most of his meals at the 7-11. I'll bet he walks his bike up hills too.

269 I'm wondering if he really was dum dum, he sounds just like that whiney little fucker!

270
267     ......milks his hamsters

Yeah. He's small enough as a person to fit on a Hamster Milking Stool

271 BAHAHA he's threatening Weasel Zippers too?! Awesome. It's time for a mass link-to-Gateway campaign.

272 I'm starting to feel bad picking on this retarded little whiney bastard, he's pathetic!

273 Go ahead, Chuck. Your lawyer could probably use a good laugh.

274 He prolly thinks odumbass is going to dig into his stash to bail him out like those miserable excuses for humanity in the war zone of Detroit.

275 "Yeah, like the weasel and that group of whores don't kill threads. "

Kansas, you made a good point on which I'll expand.

I will the first one to admit the following:

1. I can be aggressive in my style of debate (far too aggressive once when arguing with daleyrocks -- for which I apologize for my part in it, quite possibly the lion's share -- incidentally, that is the closest I ever got to acting like Jeff Goldstein, macho commando dude, on the internet).
2. I see the connection with fundamental belief systems such as religion with pretty much everything, and bring up this subject a lot, more so than people would wish. As you all mostly know.
3. I can be very persistent and state and restate my position multiple times in a debate, in an attempt to get my point across, and prove the other person wrong.
4. Not even Patterico nor Goldstein nor anyone here can tell you a time when I lied. I always called it like I see it, even when perhaps I'd been better off biting my lip.

But here's the deal.

None, I mean absolutely none of these things noticeably bothered Jeff Goldstein up until I agreed with Patterico and criticized Goldstein's online violent threats ... not even made just in the heat of the moment, but recklessly and needlessly repeated several months later.

Then, blammo! Banned and insulted all at once.

But strangely, all those other times I was debating with and even outright mocking Patterico on Protein Wisdom, Jeff never said boo nor hinted at banning me.

I wasn't one of his biggest readers or commenters, but would often join in on those threads, and probably was not making points which Patterico greatly appreciated.

So my point is this. Assuming we just stipulate that Goldstein's story about how he saw my previous comments on his side of the debate is 100% true and he simply never gathered up the will to say so out loud, notice the timing.

It's almost like Goldstein permits "unreasonable" behaviour from people on his site if they're on his side, but bans them if they aren't.

Crazy talk, eh?

276 261 258,

It is a good game, and as for shep he went to Ms. so he's an asshole anyway.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt

But they certainly made up for it the next break by having Krista Voda on. Mmmmm, Krista Voda.

277 Oh man reading an LGF comment thread these days is like reading an anthology of Butthurt or something. Those people really need to get the broomsticks out of their colons.

278 265, DEZ: He later said he talked to his lawyer.
He didn't bother saying who laughed more, us or the lawyer.

I want to see the footage of Charles presenting his case to whatever San Francisco hippie shyster he keeps on retainer.

279 He's also threatening Weasel Zippers for linking Hoft's post. The guy has hit Defcon Butt Hurt Level 5 now.
Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 04:59 PM

Weasel Zippers links to this thread with a comment;

UPDATE: This is from AoSHQ (Ace is a master at wiping the floor with Charlie's ass):

Yeh, he meant it as a compliment, but it just didn't come out sounding right

280

277 Oh man reading an LGF comment thread these days is like reading an anthology of Butthurt or something. Those people really need to get the broomsticks out of their colons.

You have to realize that anyone left there has foregone any ability to think on their own. They parrot whatever line Dickhead takes. They are hopeless whores with no independent thought. So getting bhe broomstick out of their asses would be tantamount to cutting the umbilical. And they are incapable of that type in independent thought much less action. All independent thinkers have been purged, what is left is the Borg.

281 279 - I'll be right on it

282

 Oh puhl-eeze. Can't you people recognize a desperate cry for attention from an irrelevant blog whore?

 Calendar man has been picking fights with right wing bloggers for months now. It hasn't worked but it's 2010 and he's apparently doubling down on this stupid strategy. I guess he feels it will eventually drum up blog hits and manufacture enough "controversy" to keep LittleGreenJonestown viable.

 

 

283 279,

Only way to mop the floor with that cockholster is to turn him upside down, sissy whiney clown.

284

I'm Ready For My Closeup Now Nurse Rached !!

285 Looks like shep can pleasure himself now, Miss. looks like they won, maybe chaz the cockholster can help him in case he misses a stroke!|

286 What amazes me about his stupid calendar is that his damn photos are about as interesting as a bare wall. Stupid fuck has NO eye for what makes an interesting photo. Sorry, asshole, pictures of an empty beach with nothing in the background but the horizon is not interesting. Nor are shots of your fucking bicycle spokes. Wow, look at that interesting fence post. FAIL.

287
What amazes me about his stupid calendar is that his damn photos are about as interesting as a bare wall. Stupid fuck has NO eye for what makes an interesting photo. Sorry, asshole, pictures of an empty beach with nothing in the background but the horizon is not interesting. Nor are shots of your fucking bicycle spokes. Wow, look at that interesting fence post. FAIL.

Posted by: maddogg at January 02, 2010 05:39 PM (bPBGI)

I don't think you appreciate Mr. Johnson's pure artistic genius here. Where you see a fence post, he sees a sex toy.

288 Making a pot of beef stew in the crocker, gotta go to make the cornbread, y'all have fun.

289

Here's clip of douche johnson playing guitar. apparenly, who he is now is a result of all the drugs. dude is a hippy asswipe.

 

 

290 <blockquote>None, I mean absolutely none of these things noticeably bothered Jeff Goldstein up until I agreed with Patterico and criticized Goldstein's online violent threats ... not even made just in the heat of the moment, but recklessly and needlessly repeated several months later.

Then, blammo! Banned and insulted all at once.</blockquote>

Here's <a href="http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=15615&cpage=3#comment-830498">me addressing you, Christoph,</a> a full day (and about a half-dozen comments) before I finally banned you.   I'd point to all the intervening commenters on my site asking you to please stop thread jacking, but I suspect most people who've read your comments don't need further proof about how you act in comment threads.

You are tiresome.  And worst of all, you make numbered lists in your comments, and you do so <i>seriously</i>.

Which is why I wrote this a day before I banned you, and before your OUTRAGE over my VIOLENT ACTS OF DEATH THREATYNESS:  "The only thing distracting me from what IÂ’m doing happens to be you, Christoph. YouÂ’re wandering through Bruno. Nobody wears laderhosen for real."

Oh.  And <a href="http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=15615&cpage=3#comment-830459">here's another one, made</a> prior to the one I just referenced:  "Christoph –

"People are beginning to skip over your comments, every single one of which tells us how you might potentially judge this person or that depending on what he or she does that pleases or displeases you.

"Generally, if people want to know such things, theyÂ’ll visit your blog and start actively seeking out such information. If they arenÂ’t doing so, this is what we in the business call a clue."

So as much as you want to believe your banning was about my wanting to hide my guilt from the illuminated disinfectant of your TRUTHS, the facts say otherwise:  you were banned because nobody could much stand you, and I've just gotten to the point where I'ma say fuck it and get rid of whomever I want to get rid of, for whatever reason I want to get rid of them.

At this point, people I either despise me or they don't.  Or they are completely uninterested in me.  Or disinterested in me.  Or don't have any idea who I am. 

Or else the kind of like me.  Or kind of dislike me. 

None of which has much to do with you, no matter how hard you try to insinuate yourself into other people's business.

So.  Again.  Fixed.  For the record.

291 Okay, that's some fucked up html in the previous comment.  So I'll simplify:  Christoph?  Liar liar pants on fire.

292 Has anyone actually read Obama's address this morning where he supposedly lays the blame on al-Qaeda?

"Meanwhile, the investigation into the Christmas Day incident continues, and we're learning more about the suspect.  We know that he traveled to Yemen, a country grappling with crushing poverty and deadly insurgencies.  It appears that he joined an affiliate of al Qaeda, and that this group-al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula-trained him, equipped him with those explosives and directed him to attack that plane headed for America.

It's been nearly nine days and everybody but Teh Won knows AQ did it...sheesh

293

i wanna see a cage match with johnson, patterico and goldstein.

goldstein would be jumping around yelling 'check my popeye forearms! i'm stacked!'

johnson would be armed with a bicycle pump.

patterico would be waving a piece of paper in the air shouting 'you're both SO sued!'

then they'd all break down and cry and have a group hug.

 

294 "People are beginning to skip over your comments, every single one of which tells us how you might potentially judge this person or that depending on what he or she does that pleases or displeases you."

Comments like this ONLY came from you at the time I began agreeing with Patterico, and criticizing you. As you know.

For the previous years? Not so much.

295 293 at which time chuckles would freak out and screech that goldstein and frey were homophobes for not hugging him tight enough

296

oh, and then cj, patterico and goldstein wrapped christoph in a bag and threw him in a river cos he's a boring self centered bastard.

 

297 I quit reading CJ back about 2005, completely missing him going full mental.  Good luck with the lawsuit, Chuckie.  Bwahhhaaaahhhaaaaaa

298 So CJ thinks this is a classic case of libel, eh?  Guess he's never heard that by injecting himself into a public debate he would thereafter be treated as a public figure for that issue, and would consequently have to prove actual malice to win a case.  Good luck with that.

It is also a defense to defamation actions (including libel) that a plaintiff is incapable of being further defamed.  In other words, the plaintiff's opinion has sunk so low in the relevant public opinion that even the worst slanders could do no harm.  I'd say Johnson has probably reached that point.

So go ahead, boyfister, let's test case this.

299

Holy shit, back from club, OK I am totally wasted and this thread is still going on.

Maybe LGF has some life.?

Why aren't you cocksuckers out hunting hobos?

300 "UPDATE: This is from AoSHQ (Ace is a master at wiping the floor with Charlie's ass):

Yeh, he meant it as a compliment, but it just didn't come out sounding right

Posted by: Charles at January 02, 2010 05:24 PM (sYxEE)"

Hmm well ive seen dogs wipe their own ass across the floor...funny as hell!I can see cj doing that...but er ,i dont want to.

301 I can find one comment from a Christoph in July.  Nothing in between until the deluge of How Christoph Feels and How Christoph Would Act Were Any of This About Christoph, which took place from 12/10-12/15.

Maybe you're best ignored in moderation, Christoph.  In concentrated doses you're like a fiery hemorrhoid of please god, make him go away.

These days, I'm breaking out the Tucks pads.

302 Why, in God's name, does anyone care what Mr. Johnson has to say? He has betrayed everything his former readers thought he stood for.  He is nothing, a nobody and should be ignored.

303 289

Here's clip of douche johnson playing guitar. apparenly, who he is now is a result of all the drugs. dude is a hippy asswipe.

Hahaha, i forgot that he used to call himself "icarus", jesus what a fucked up douchebag. And that shit he plays and calls "jazz", isn't jazz at all. It's boring, meandering noise that only weak, new age types who are perpetually stuck in 1977 enjoy. The rest of us fall asleep when listening to that crap. And he's a shitty guitar player, go on youtube and you'll find 10 year olds who play better than him.

304

Charles Johnsons latest  rant is about the satiretorical you tube video " Charles Johnsons callender informercial ". He went absolutley apeshit ballistic over it. You absolutly need to google it , its hillarious. He claims it is an example of the right wing hate machines smear attack machine against him. He has completly lost any sense of humor (that is if he ever had any).

305 "So go ahead, boyfister, let's test case this."

Wow! Aren'tyou shaking in your boots afraid he might sue you for libel now that you've called him a "boyfister" in such a way that no reasonable person would ever believe you were accusing him of that, so much as of him toadying up to Obama and his awful and unsuitable czar?

Because, I'm sure that the Great Legal Mind of Charles Johnson has gotta have YOU feeling pretty intimidated right about now.

306 286 What amazes me about his stupid calendar is that his damn photos are about as interesting as a bare wall. Stupid fuck has NO eye for what makes an interesting photo. Sorry, asshole, pictures of an empty beach with nothing in the background but the horizon is not interesting. Nor are shots of your fucking bicycle spokes. Wow, look at that interesting fence post. FAIL.

You'd think that someone who lives in the movie capital of the world and may have some aquaintances in Hollywood besides Roger Simon would know some BASICS, like lighting and framing. Both which he shows no knowledge of.

I could take better pictures with a cell phone while walking on the beach, and I have. Nothing calendar quality though

Here's a few bad pics I took, behold The Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest

307 "goldstein would be jumping around yelling 'check my popeye forearms! i'm stacked!'"

Well, in fairness, I'd prefer to be talking about my cock.  But people turned that into something so dirty sounding...

Plus, well -- I'm so totally stacked!

308 I came to AofS BECAUSE of Teeny. And I see lots of people I recognize over here, still smart and funny and astute. Not so much *over there*.

309 Charles Johnsons latest  rant is about the satiretorical you tube video " Charles Johnsons callender informercial ". He went absolutley apeshit ballistic over it. You absolutly need to google it , its hillarious.

You'd think the dipshit would know that all he did was point to a Youtube clip that would get more hits and have everyone laughing at him.

But this is the same asswipe who begged for donations and he actually wrote he wouldn't have to run ads that he hated. Nice move, shitting on the plate he has to eat from.

310

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2010 06:23 PM (sYxEE)

You have him beat already. The only way his photos could get more boring is to shoot a blank section of sidewalk.

311 I watched the video.

I fart more musically.  That was absolute shit, extra pickle, hold the onions and bacon.

That is not music.  My 8 year old daughter does far better on a piano.  She does far better on a coffee can, in fact. 

Icarus, thou art the douchebag, personified.

312 Here's clip of douche johnson playing guitar. apparenly, who he is now is a result of all the drugs. dude is a hippy asswipe.

On the shots of his face, he's grimacing and grinning like someone beating off

313
Here's clip of douche johnson playing guitar. apparenly, who he is now is a result of all the drugs. dude is a hippy asswipe.



Damn, he looks like Doug Henning with bib-overalls on.

314 "On the shots of his face, he's grimacing and grinning like someone beating off" Probably thinks he's rolling his face off but really he just got some bad beans. Piperazine is bad for you Chuckles!

315

Your Tax Dollars At Work

316 You have him beat already. The only way his photos could get more boring is to shoot a blank section of sidewalk.

I'm particularly proud of "hood hinge"

The thing that disqualifies it is although the lighting is awful from the flash, I had the hinge and strut in the center. It must be off-center to be Charles Johnson quality

"Gearshift" is the better example of bad lighting and worse framing

"Alternator" works well because it's slightly off-center and it has that "circle" concept of Charles' artistry

"Steering Wheel" probably captures best the essence of the concept of the circles of Ansel Johnson

317 I warned him not to fly too close to the Truth.

318 Waah!

Hold me Charles.

319 Here's a few bad pics I took, behold The Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest

When is your calendar coming out?
(I seriously can't stop fuckin' laughing..."Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest"...Shit...LOL)

320 "I'm seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer."

"I'm seriously thinking you need to sell some more fucking jeans."

321 I noticed on the youtube video comments (for the great Incarus, I suppose that is greek for dick cheese) that sanityinspector came on to defend chuky's "honor". How pathetic is that? It should change it's name to navalinspector.

322 Here's a few bad pics I took, behold The Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest

kdabear is gay.  No straight man would keep his car that clean.

Also proof that he's gay:  his photo composition is better than that of Icarus Johnson.

QED.

323 319 Here's a few bad pics I took, behold The Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest

When is your calendar coming out?
(I seriously can't stop fuckin' laughing..."Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest"...Shit...LOL)
Posted by: antisocialist at January 02, 2010 06:45 PM

I actually suggested a Moronette calendar and some of the Moronettes even volunteered to pose. Never came about, and I'd need to borrow a high def digital and photograph outside since a studio with lighting gets expensive.

Actual photographers use rejected proofs far better than his snapshots to wipe their asses, but they actually have pride in their work.

324 This thread makes me sorry I hit the tip jar here. Could've bought something to really entertain myself instead.

325

Actual photographers use rejected proofs far better than his snapshots to wipe their asses, but they actually have pride in their work.

Or maybe they have the ability to discern shit from shinola, unlike icarus...

326 322 Here's a few bad pics I took, behold The Cahrsel Jhonsno Photo Contest

kdabear is gay.  No straight man would keep his car that clean.

Bullshit. Any straight red blooded guy keeps a clean car interior and a messy house. Gays have clean houses and dirty car interiors like women do, although I think women keep half the shoes they own in the car.

327

I'm actually looking forward to the Charles Foster Johnson commemorative plate sets I just know he'll be coming out with this year. Should be great for skeet shooting

328

324 This thread makes me sorry I hit the tip jar here. Could've bought something to really entertain myself instead.

Why don't you just try switching hands?

329 Hey Chris the Professor!  It's Mama Winger - how the heck are you?  How's your wonderful little dog?

330
This thread makes me sorry I hit the tip jar here. Could've bought something to really entertain myself instead.

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 06:57 PM (gbCNS)

Too bad then. I guess you'll just have to saunter on back over to LGF. Don't forget your f'ckin' shine box on the way out.

331 "Too bad then. I guess you'll just have to saunter on back over to LGF. Don't forget your f'ckin' shine box on the way out." Hey fuck you man don't you tell him to leave I need my goddam shoes shined first, then you can tell him to get the fuck out. People need nice clean shoes you know.

332 Now I know the kind of regret Obama voters must feel. Costly Mistake.

333 Shut your worthless mouth and shine my shoes already. If you aren't going to shine my shoes what the fuck are you doing down on your knees in front of... Get the fuck out.

334 I don't understand why the photo is considered racist.  My grandfather shined shoes to help put himself through college, and he was a full-blooded Swede.  There is nothing wrong or shameful about honest hard work.

335 Hi, Mam Winger.  We are great, thanks.  How are you and yours?

336 332 Now I know the kind of regret Obama voters must feel. Costly Mistake.

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:04 PM (gbCNS)

I'll bet your life if full of those costly mistakes, eh wiz? Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord hit ya...

337 Sorry wiz, I mean split ya.

338 327

I'm actually looking forward to the Charles Foster Johnson commemorative plate sets I just know he'll be coming out with this year. Should be great for skeet shooting
Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 06:59 PM

I hear that he got a couple rolls of quarters, glue, printouts of a green football and his headshot, and asked Sharmuta and Killgore to come work a few nights. In a few months you'll see the Charles Johnson LGF commemorative coin on HSC

339 334 I don't understand why the photo is considered racist.  My grandfather shined shoes to help put himself through college, and he was a full-blooded Swede.  There is nothing wrong or shameful about honest hard work.

Suburban teenagers used to mow lawns too. Now it's just another job that "Americans won't do"

340 "Suburban teenagers used to mow lawns too. Now it's just another job that "Americans won't do"" I'm not a suburban teenager anymore but I still do that, you can make $100 (or more) in an morning and afternoon (like 10am - 5pm or so) very easily, do that 2-3 times a week and you're set for the summer.

341 The only reason I post with the name Hous Bin Pharteen was because I used it at LGF.  Just to piss him off and discuss what raving nut-case he has become.  To him now, it is 9/9.  He has forgotten all about it.  He is more concered about Christians. I spent 3 months in a comma, then 3 months in a rehab hospital. I still go to rehab ever other day for 3 hours and excercise on off days.  It took me about 1yr to remember LGF and get back to posting.  It was rather quick to find out how much he went to back to his lefty ways.  He is Daily Kos Light now. Of couse he did not want me posting there to discuss all his nutty views.

342 I'm sure Ace will appreciate your slamming someone who sent money to help this place out, motherfuckers. Boo hoo to you to find out you're not as funny as you try to be. Here's a square of TP to wipe your tears. Used only once on Al Gore's ass.

343 #335 CtheP

Good here as well - Eagerly anticipating the return of my son from his second tour in Iraq - just a few more weeks! 

So good to see you.

344 You have neither shined my shoes nor got the fuck out. Are you useful for ANYTHING, Frugal? I'm sure as well, sure that I wouldn't give a fuck about some loser who gave me $2 and then proceeded to insult me and my blog and declare that never again will I get $2 from him. I'm sure Ace is going to be just all torn up as hell when he finds out he's lost the patronage of a butthurt windbag like you.

345 Charles Johnson? Pal, I got chunks of guys like him in my stool.

346 342 I'm sure Ace will appreciate your slamming someone who sent money to help this place out, motherfuckers. Boo hoo to you to find out you're not as funny as you try to be. Here's a square of TP to wipe your tears. Used only once on Al Gore's ass. Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:21 PM

Yeh, Ace can retire on those pennies you left in the jar at the 7-11

347 It's tough finding out you don't rate the admission to the comedy club, Rosie.

348 Charles who?  Oh ... that hoser, poseur loser.

349 http://tinyurl.com/yjvnddm   I think CJ is trying to get a job in the Osama Obama administration.

350 "It's tough finding out you don't rate the admission to the comedy club, Rosie." It's tough when you really need a shoe shine and the goddam shoeshine boy won't do his fuckin' job.

351
kdabear is gay.  No straight man would keep his car that clean.

Bullshit. Any straight red blooded guy keeps a clean car interior and a messy house. Gays have clean houses and dirty car interiors like women do

And when your car and your house are both a mess, it means you're married.  It must.

My truck is immaculate.  The van?  Not so much.

352 Kilgore Trout e-mailed me to let me know that I was banned at LGF.

I've never registered at LGF.

I suppose I should ban myself from the Internets, but there's just so much beautiful porn to quit....

(this story is fake but accurate)

353 Quit eating the shoe polish so your house boy will get back to work. Stick with the paste you've  loved since first grade.

354

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:21 PM (gbCNS)

But in more important news than ragging on kdabear's cleaning habits, who in the ever loving fuck are you and why am I supposed to give a shit?

355 Quit eating the shoe polish so your house boy will get back to work.

He's back from Hawaii then.  Good.

356

#343 Mama Winger

That's great news that Little Winger will be home soon.  Great to see you as well.

357
I'm sure Ace will appreciate your slamming someone who sent money to help this place out, motherfuckers. Boo hoo to you to find out you're not as funny as you try to be. Here's a square of TP to wipe your tears. Used only once on Al Gore's ass.

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:21 PM (gbCNS)

Weeeeellll Goooooooooollly, we didn't know it was YOU, roll out the red f'ckin' carpet and somebody get sugar-tits here a drink.

Heres a little news flash for ya' tickle-britches. By coming here we all put money in his pockets, its called ad-revenue. Google it.

358 kdabear's first grade comedy is more the issue.

359 342 I'm sure Ace will appreciate your slamming someone who sent money to help this place out, motherfuckers

You're the one who came to this thread slamming the people here,  so quit whining like a little bitch when people slam you back.

360 "Quit eating the shoe polish so your house boy will get back to work. Stick with the paste you've loved since first grade." What a fail insult. You've embarrassed yourself, now seriously, gtfo. You aren't Chuckles Johnson and you're not entertaining.

361 Nothing like pissing off the kids for a good laugh. Maybe the money was well spent after all!

362 kdabear's first grade comedy is more the issue.

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:40 PM (gbCNS)

You just got pwned by Blazer.  That's what happens four hours after he takes Viagra.  You got nothin but chicken shit on your junk.

363

Oh, by the way, FFW is actually St. Agnostica who left out of here earlier all butt hurt because people wanted to comment on a Chuckles thread. Someone who thinks they can hide behind a sock, but yet thinks we don't know how to Google their hash.

Just don't forget though, they are a long timed esteeeeeeemed commenter and member of ace's Players Club™.

364 "Nothing like pissing off the kids for a good laugh. Maybe the money was well spent after all!" Nothing like another butthurt e-loser who thinks that saying things like that weren't clichéd and lame a decade ago (they were). New to the internets buddy?

365 Even more RICH, in his What_Right_Wing_Racism thread he mocks others for tidying up their twitters. This from a man who archives and re-archives his site to fit his current politics, er economics.

366 358 kdabear's first grade comedy is more the issue. Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:40 PM

I await your one man show on HBO since you're the comedy expert.

I must be rubbing a raw nerve at Little Red Felchers since they've assigned a troll to trash my snark.

Maybe the Photo Contest put a palmetto up Chuckie's ass

367 You got me! Wondered how long it would take to figure out edit/find on this page.

368 I quit the Players Club™ a few years back.  Jaws got sore.

369 "You got me! Wondered how long it would take to figure out edit/find on this page." Someone please get this guy a link to the ED fast. He needs to learn the internets as quickly as possible.

370

Has CJ become an obscession?

Sorry, you'd need a higher security clearance.

371 Someone please get this guy a link to the ED fast.

How many nude Helen Thomas pics are there?

372

Has CJ become an obscession?

Sorry, you'd need a higher security clearance. spellchecker.

FIFY.

373 Someone who thinks they can hide behind a sock, but yet thinks we don't know how to Google their hash.

Actually you don't have to google to find the hash if they're on the thread. Just hit Control-F and type in the hash, and you'll find every instance of it on the page. That's how I find out who's using sockpuppets to make gay passes at me.

374 The fun thing is that I got you off the monotonous Chaz ragging. It's been alll day long. Sounds like a fetish.

375
You got me! Wondered how long it would take to figure out edit/find on this page.Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:47 PM (gbCNS)



Oh, about right when you first posted with the sock.

376 "How many nude Helen Thomas pics are there?" Not nearly enough.

377 That's how I find out who's using sockpuppets to make gay passes at me.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2010 07:52 PM (sYxEE)

Bitch.

378 Sounds like a fetish.

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:52 PM (gbCNS)

Bicycle spokes and creationists are a fetish.  How old are you?

379 But carry on, as I'm sure you will. Nothing can stop a fetish, so I'm outta here again. But chaos, I'm not a guy. I'm a Mrs.

380 I'm not a guy. I'm a Mrs.

Pics of your tits or it didn't happen.

381 The fun thing is that I got you off the monotonous Chaz ragging. It's been alll day long. Sounds like a fetish.

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 07:52 PM (gbCNS)

This coming from the same person who can't stay off the thread herself. Hypocrite much? I haven't seen where you posted on any other thread today. Sounds like the obsession is all yours. However, I'm not gonna indulge in your masochism fetish any more.

Evidently you like the abuse.

382 "But carry on, as I'm sure you will. Nothing can stop a fetish, so I'm outta here again. But chaos, I'm not a guy. I'm a Mrs." I feel sad for your pitcher. I also don't give a fuck what you claim your gender is. Your gender is butthurt e-loser.

383 #343 Mama Winger  May he come back safe.

384

holy shit, I get back from the club and there is a smack down between Chris and Jeff.

Jeff won. 

And this thread is still f king with c j.

Where are the cheerleaders, Dave help us out!

Maybe this fucker will take us to 3550 posts.

NOT

385
I feel sad for your pitcher. I also don't give a fuck what you claim your gender is. Your gender is butthurt e-loser.

Posted by: chaos at January 02, 2010 07:58 PM (mFUln)

Well, she did say she was a Mrs., so I guess we can also add attention whore and drama queen to her resume.

386 Mr Johnson provides all the comedy I need. He also provides cash wires to my bank account so that I won't tell anyone about our game of hide the wee-wee

387

Just a little gentile critism. I thought Chaz was the only one who couldn't take it.

388

Anyone check out his bloggingheads feed?  There's usually enough name recognition for me to delete any of the crazier Kos-type eps, and of course the text headings help, but some losers always slip through, wasting 10 minutes of listening.  To wit, here's the topics Chaz discussed with Conn Carroll (who?), according to iTunes:

CharlesÂ’s rightwing days: 9/11, Iraq, Memogate...

The turning point: Sarah Palin...

Creationism, Ben Stein, and anti-science politics...

Does the right have a homophobia problem?...

Charles sees fascist tendencies emerging on the right...

Are the tea partiers motivated by racism?...

 

Even David Frum can put up a good fight against whatever lefty he's entertaining, as long as the topics don't stray too far into Krazy Konservatives.  This one, however... I'm almost tempted to listen to get a window into the insanity.

389 I just got my phat AoS profit sharing payout - three cheetos in a little pickle size baggie that were fraudulently shipped at book rate. 

390

Mr. Johnson is clearly trying to establish his credentials with someone.

Could it be his new employer? He had to take a paying job recently.  True/Slant

391

I get it top ten movies is a loser thread. 

We need a gun post!

Best weapon for home defense?  That will get some posts!

392 Well, she did say she was a Mrs., so I guess we can also add attention whore and drama queen to her resume.

Frugal Finance Wiz = Chuckie's Cheap Date who gives him the most out of almost expired Carl's Jr gift certificates

393 387

Just a little gentile critism. I thought Chaz was the only one who couldn't take it.

Posted by: Frugal Finance Wiz at January 02, 2010 08:01 PM

I thought you were leaving. You, Kemp, and Michael have retired and returned more than Barbra Streisand

394 I am thinking 410 with buck shot.

395 "Just a little gentile critism. I thought Chaz was the only one who couldn't take it." 'I wasted my money because you talk about stupid shit' and "[you're] motherfuckers" are genteel (not gentile, Mrs. Butthurt) criticism? Seriously, get your 'husband' to take that buttplug out of your ear before it causes irreparable damage.

396 I
 thought you were leaving. You, Kemp, and Michael have retired and returned more than Barbra Streisand

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2010 08:06 PM (sYxEE)

There are three other posts above this one they could go too, but yet they insist on staying here and throwing a fit.

397 I thought you were leaving. You, Kemp, and Michael have retired and returned more than Barbra Streisand

Shit, they ain't nothin'

398 "Brett Favre" Get outa here and get back on the football field, watching you come back (and you get treated like a demigod) and then collapse in December because you're a tired old man is the kind of football entertainment I never get tired of Mr. Favre. Please come back next year =D

399 There are three other posts above this one they could go too, but yet they insist on staying here and throwing a fit.
Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 08:11 PM

Those are the types who bitch about the songs on the jukebox but never put any quarters into it

400

fight! fight!

 

401
Seriously, get your 'husband' to take that buttplug out of your ear before it causes irreparable damage.

Posted by: chaos at January 02, 2010 08:06 PM (mFUln)

He's probably at the bar or passed out drunk behind the garage. You can only imagine what she must be like at home. I bet she wouldn't shut her yap during football or with a hog in her mouth either.

402

8:00  and wasted.  This thread needs to die.

We got stupid down, lets go to "how to debone a hobo"

403

ha! U said cheez wizz! stupid fatass americans!

 

404 lets go to "how to debone a hobo"

First, get ahold of his checkbook.

405 if a guy has a checkbook he's not a hobo, i am thinking

406 I had to to to the liquor store. Is Mrs. wiz still polishing Icarus's shaft?

407
if a guy has a checkbook he's not a hobo, i am thinking

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 08:20 PM (2+9Yx)

If a guy has a checkbook, he's most likely not a free-range hobo.

408 yes, damn good  too

409

406 I had to to to the liquor store. Is Mrs. wiz still polishing Icarus's shaft?

First, open a 6 pack and pass them out, then we'll tell you

410

#407

yum free range, more tasty?

411

Kemp,

I made Jumpin' John yesterday. Not bad. Not bad at all.

412

First, open a 6 pack and pass them out, then we'll tell you

No beer. I am a bourbon man.

413 ain't no lawyers taking calls over New Years weekend.

Who is shitting who?

They are all on vacation like the rest of the sane world.

I have no time for dumb fucks

414 Kemp, I made Hoppin' John, like I said, bourbon...

415

The only way the fool can sucker any hits is to slam the REAL blog sites and pray for a reaction. 

He tries his best to draw out Rush, Hannity, anybody... everyday, and they've ignored him. It's killing him.

416 Down-ding That!

417

Maddog,

It's not on anyones diet,  but yummy!

418

Blazer, i be gone for four hours,  give me a break. 

Axe ace to start a tread that is not about gay movies or movies period.

Guns, we need a gun thread.

419

Quote of the Day

Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Charles Johnson returned to his folly of liberalism.

420 Thank Goodness for ‘Cop Killer’ Weapons

421 One of my favorites on Charles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSNAMS-LXwg

422

Ok, in this clip here at about the 1:44 mark, Charles is grimacing like he's either taking a MASSIVE DUMP or spanking his monkey. Can someone....ANYONE make a .gif out of this? I don't know how, but it would be quite hilarious. And i'm sure it would burn him up too, which is always funny.

By the way, whose dick that he suck to get gigs? He stinks on guitar. I would blow him away. And that isn't even jazz.

W.T.F.  

423 Ahhright,ill explain what happened to CJ.We cut him off the payroll when "slick"mccain lost.But let me tell ya,that lil bitch was cheap!

424 For those who are not familiar with greek mythology, icarus is some dude whose father built themselves a pair of wings out of wax and bird feathers to escape the maze of the minotaur. icarus was so drunk on the feeling of flying that he got closer and closer to the sun. the sun god helios, thinking no man should be able to fly, burned intensely melting the wax and sending icarus crashing to his death. an unintentionally accurate analogy of Chuckles the Clown's life.

425 I think Charles just got tired of Jimmy Carter winning his 'Idiotarian of the Year' award, and is going for the gold himself.

426 Anyone else notice that in the photo Charles Johnson has a hump?

427 charles johnson has done nothing but close the door on any honest debate. all he does is bann people that disagree with them, then he turns around and bitches about it on his site. it's like he's a chic or something, engaging in relational agression, but maligning people and then denying them any chance to defend themselves. the guy is a low class jerk. period.

does anyone even read his blog anymore? i mean, why would they? it's like the same stories over and over and over. talk about boring!

428 A thread at LGF is what I imagine a Furries Convention to be like. Gross.

429 "Anyone else notice that in the photo Charles Johnson has a hump?" Ah, cue the old novel "Candy" "With a wild, impulsive cry Johnson shrieked, 'Give me your hump!"

430 It's no good for the blog to allow RaceCardCharlie to smear people all day long. It's time someone confronted him on it. If you don't like this thread, get the fuck out of it. There are more than enough threads you can go post it. Telling others here not to talk about it is pure bullshit.

431 vanderleun: Heh. I remember being 15 years old and sneaking down to Old Town to buy it.

432 "Seriously thinking about consulting my lawyer."

That's rich. "His" lawyer. I like that Johnson is pretending to have somebody on retainer. lulz

433

I got tossed off LGF for something truly frivolous, but apparently near-and-dear to Grand Lizard's heart.  I argued that the estimate given by the locals of how many were at the DC Tea Party rally were not to be accepted as unimpeachable fact.  What was particularly funny was that shortly thereafter, it turned out that the estimate being debated (actually, part of my comment made note of a decided lack of investigation into what the real number was, and lack of debate in general) wasn't even an official estimate, just the private opinion of some official spokesperson.  Johnson was just looking for the lowest number he could find (to slam those oh-so-horrible Tea Partiers, I guess), and wouldn't hear of any other estimates.

What especially outraged me was that I had followed his rules, but had recently been subjected to verbal abuse on AGW threads by people who flagrantly violated those rules.  I complained that the one guy was especially abusive, repeatedly throwing the "f-bomb" around at people.  But Johnson apparently has the attitude that if somebody is "trying to save the world" that they must be excused of anything.  The same guy claimed to be a physicist, and was arguing that the ice at the south pole would melt from a few degrees of warming, even though most of the ice never gets anywhere near the melting point, year-round. The guy was a joke (probably some kid). More recently, Chas has beclowned himself by engaging in Medieval Warming Period denial.

And, yeah, he's always posting about the racist signs and Tea Parties, or wherever.  I'd look at the pictures of this stuff, and practically none of it was actually even racist.

I'm actually surprised about the comments about him being an atheist.  He always seemed to defend the religious to me, and I would "bite my tongue" at times because I had that impression. I remember once he banned someone for saying some disrespectful (but mayby true) things about Mormons (back when Romney was in the running).

But his tossing Zombie out was news to me, and very shocking.  Zombie actually did articles and reporting for him during the election, and was one of the better and more toughtful commenters.  That he would also threaten to expose Zombie's identity seems uncharacteristic of him, and just shows how extreme this breakdown of his has become.

434

"... and I commented at Protein Wisdom off and on for years, either siding with Jeff G. over you or talking about other matters entirely, and was banned promptly once I started disagreeing with Goldstein about the above, and agreeing with you..."

 

No, Chris, you got banned for being a long-winded, obtuse, boring asshole.

 

435 "Best weapon for home defense?  That will get some posts!"

I've always been partial to the Claymore.

436 And now, for a little REO Speedwagon....

437 And now, for a little Frankie goes to Hollywood..

438 And now, for a little Dexys Midnite Runners...

439

BURBERRY SCARF just $99.9

game CDKeys

440

1. If you don't like this thread, get the fuck out of it. 2. There are more than enough threads you can go post it. 3. Telling others here not to talk about it is pure bullshit.

1. That's LGF's argument about his site. But some people here can't give up the addiction and go on and on about it anyway. What's the dif? Might as well tell posters here to get the fuck out of Chaz-fetishism.

2. There wasn't anything of interest to read here on Saturday. So why not give an opinion about the monotony of this one? The whole damn thread was about opinion. At least relative free speech is allowed here.

3. You mistake giving an opinion with telling others what to do. The bullshit part is you're wanting the Chaz-Method here of only accepting agreement. Disagreement on this one = bullying. How Kos of certain posters here.

Look in the mirror and see the LGF similarities.

 

 

441 "Seriously thinking about" consulting your lawyer is a pussy way of saying you are NOT consulting your lawyer.

And good luck Cf'nJ getting anywhere with that against Deputy District Attorney Patrick Frey.

442 "Seriously thinking about" consulting your lawyer is a pussy way of saying you are NOT consulting your lawyer.

Threatening someone with seriously thinking about something is just nutso.

443

"Look in the mirror and see the LGF similarities."

Take your own advice, dipshit. We're not the ones trying to get entire topics banned, like charles johnson does. you are. you're probably just sharmuta in drag.

444 444  Take your own advice, dipshit. We're not the ones trying to get entire topics banned, like charles johnson does. you are. you're probably just sharmuta in drag.  Dumfuck Johnny: Show me one place where I said to ban anything. I gave an opinion about the boring monotony of this subject. Chaz sucks Algore's ass. So? I still find it all a rotting dead horse/ancient joke.

445

Chuckles supports teaching five year old children to fist and have oral sex with many multiple partners as often as possible. How does Chuckles do this? He supports Obama's specially appointed White House Czar of Pedophilia Kevin Jennings. Jennings supports little boys who are as young as five to have oral sex with multiple partners mutliple times every days!

And Charles Johnson supports the appointment and he supports the policies of White House Czar of Pedophilia Kevin Jennings. You have to notice teh incredible amount of time and effort Chuckles spends defending these disgusting practices. How invested is he in fisting and pedophilia? It would seem he has a large interest in the discussion.

Now I can't pretend to know how many children that CJ has actually fisted(or been fisted by.)  There is no way of knowing the number of times he may have gleefully given fellatio to six year old boys. And one hates to imagine how recently may have been the last time that Chuckles has presented his 'dolly' to five year old girls for 'lolly pop love'?

But Chuckles wildly defends this White House Czar of 'Safe Schools' Kevin Jennings who's only real claim to fame is his weird support and ongoing promotion for sex of any kind with and among extremely young children.

Way to go 'Johnson', if that really is a real name and not some kind of sexual come on for the children.

(It is just soo much fun to post this stuff about Chuckles. He is such an ass. I imagine every time he bans anyone he stands on top of a big spherical burning oil tank, "I made it Ma! Top of the World!" and not really noticing the fire beneath him or the bullets flying by. )

446

The sad part is that all this attention drives up his hit count. He gets the last laugh, since money seems to be the bottom line to his madness.

The last laugh.

IMHO, of course.

447

Seeing St. Agnostica and others like them griping about the subject matter reminds me of nothing so much as the old Spanky and Our Gang episode that includes a shot of Spanky with with chocolate frosting all over his face and holding a huge slice of chocolate cake. As Spanky shovels one forkful after another into his mouth he says, "I HATE Chocolate Cake!"

We have been asked not to discuss the foibles of LGF on other threads. And we restrain ourselves. But once on while we get tossed a bone and we get to remember what a complete ass CJ is and how incredibly intolerant of any discussion of anything he is. Cj is a megalomaniac that has destroyed his own 'kingdom'. ROFLMAO.

Buy a calendar my ass.

448

how incredibly intolerant of any discussion of anything he is.

The similarities mount.

Disagree gets you called a griper. Do the same = dog eating his bone and adding to the coffers you laugh at.

Rarrf

449

Ace of Agreeable Spades HQ

Ace of Sheep HQ

Ace of Echoes HQ

Ace of esteeeeeeemed ace's Players Club™

Ace of Hypocrisy

I have enough respect for Ace to think he doesn't particulary want his blog to reflect those impressions. Could be wrong. C'est la vie.

450 Poor Charlie, He is as foolish as all the troofers and birthers put together. He is a demented idiot.

451 st auwgharfwafwe still not off chaz's throbbing 2 inch cock? Someone else let me know when she figures out that trying to ban discussion (yes, riding on people's ass to get them to stop discussing a subject amounts to an attempt at imposing a de facto ban, even if it's not an official one) of a topic (hilariously enough, IN A THREAD ABOUT SAID TOPIC) is what really amounts to Chuckles level stupidity and insanity.

Someone else can also try to teach the dumb bitch how to navigate around a web site so that she can find a discussion she's interested in and ignore the ones she doesn't like.

But not me. There's a blizzard around here which means hobos are looking for shelter. I always bag the biggest ones in this weather.

452

riding on people's ass to get them to stop discussing a subject amounts to an attempt at imposing a de facto ban, even if it's not an official one

- Guilty you are, johnny junk. Riding my ass to get me to stop giving an alternate opinion. But I don't buy your retarded argument about  trying to "de facto ban" anything. But thanks for giving me that power in your impoverished head.

453 Also, johnny jizz: note that I originally said I felt regret for hitting the tip jar here. Talk about riding people's asses: a simple statement of regret bent the sheep herd out of shape.

454

Blazer, chaos, maddogg, kbdabear, Herr Morgenholz. Koopy. Moi, Steve In Tulsa, Johnny:

Good cat fight. Must be awesome to watch on the football field, tackling a girl.

 

 

 

455 You hate charles johnson threads, yet you are still commenting on this one. 

456

Street Agnostic; What are you some kind of anti-feminist? You believe whiney people who complain all the time should be ignored ,<i> if they are female?</i> Isn't that rather sexist?

Anyway, Street, you are wrong. I haven't been to Chuckles site in months. Talking about the jerk and actually looking at the jerk's site are two completely different activities. I wouldn't raise Chuckles hit counter if you paid me.

I look at dozens of threads on dozens of web sites every day. If I stopped and complained about the content of a few threads that I found uninteresting every day I would never have time to read stuff I actually find interesting and entertaining. I not only do not waste my time that way but I also do not then lurk at the source of my non-interest for days waiting to pounce on anyone who sneezes at me for complaining about the thing I am not interested in.

457 456 You hate charles johnson threads, yet you are still commenting on this one. 

Posted by: Deathknyte at January 03, 2010 11:13 PM

Actually, "Deathknyte", I'm defending myself against the dogpile that's kept trashing me for giving an opinion that doesn't meet the "official" line here. People have been whining about LGF not tolerating any descent, but that's exactly what's gone on with me.

Never once have I even said anything but Chaz sucks Algore's ass (though I've been accused of being a troll). But how fucking dare I say that the ad infinitum, ad nauseam posts about LGF are stinking old. IMHO, of course. And in giving my opinion about that, these "macho dudes" here have tried to bully me into shutting up.

I've been trashed, so I won't just slither away into a corner. I'm a fucking widow, I've got multiple sclerosis, and the one living kid I have left is disabled. There's not a whole lot I'm wimpy about anymore.

This place may not outright ban simple descent, but jesus, beware of being trashed if you do.

458

 

Good cat fight. Must be awesome to watch on the football field, tackling a girl.

Jesus, you are pathetic. Let me suggest you stay the fuck on the porch if you can't run with the big dogs.

 

459 Jesus, you are pathetic. As are you, maddogg. Easy to fade into a herd, isn't it?

460 It's not about dissent or even getting trashed.  It's that you keep coming back to a thread you supposedly hate the subject of.  You didn't get trashed until you came back, at that point you pretty much made a liar out of yourself.  If the subject didnt interest you, or the possibility of infighting didn't interest you, then why keep coming back to a days old thread?

I personally find the johnson bashing funny not to mention interesting from a viewpoint of finding out just how far will he go to get the attention he so desires.

461 Your interest is not my interest in defending myself. I have every right to look back in on a thread where I expressed disagreement back on 138, which I only did because I agreed with Kemp. I didn't come back until 324. That's where the trashing started, and I've defended myself since. Call me a liar and you brand yourself an ass.

462 Also, Deathknyte, for your obvious voyeuristic interest, I only commented again on 324 because I couldn't believe the stupid bullshit was still going on after 7 hours. Thus, I was expressing genuine regret. It had only been two days since I'd donated to this site. If you say I shouldn't have posted that on 324, then I'll assume you don't know how I feel about wasting my money. Any recommendations I've made to this site will be followed up by a warning about going against the sheep herd.

463 Its asshole, not ass.  Really though, you keep coming back to a long overwith thread to complain.

Now I am leaving the thread because the only people talking are you and myself and I have no real interest in hearing you complain about being attacked.  As for how many hours the threads last it depends on how interesting the subject is.  A lot of commenters here came from LGF after being banned and they like to know just how crazy johnson has gotten.  If you don't like it don't read the threads.  Simple concept.

So long.

464

So long, Deathknyte, though you've made it obvious that you're strongly inclined to be a voyeur (and I'm sure you're not the only one. You've just outted yourself by complaining yourself).

Call me a complainer if you like. I call "look in the mirror." Your stupid-ass priorities are not my priorities.

465 @St. Agnostica, #455
"Good cat fight. Must be awesome to watch on the football field, tackling a girl."

I'm a girl too, but you're annoying.

I don't mind the Johnson bashing threads at all. He deserves the criticism.

He's very unfair to people, bans them for trivial reasons.

He shows no loyalty to people, even ones who posted at his blog for years and who donated financially to his blog.

466 #447 by St Agnostica:
"The sad part is that all this attention drives up his hit count.

No, it does not. I haven't visited Johnson's LGF blog in over a year myself, so his "hit count" is not being driven up by me.

I only read about him at other blogs by the few who do occasionally drop in at LGF, then report back to another blog and paste in his comments.

#441 by St Agnostica wrote,

"1. That's LGF's argument about his site. But some people here can't give up the addiction and go on and on about it anyway. What's the dif? Might as well tell posters here to get the f*ck out of Chaz-fetishism. "

You're addicted to telling people how tired you are of Johnson bashing, which is itself very dull and tired, and quite rude, especially since it's clearly a thread aimed at folks who do find merriment in criticizing Johnson.

Nobody is forcing you to enter Johnson threads to read them.

You seem to be on an anti-anti-Johnson fetish kick yourself.

If other people are still amused by Johnson-bashing, and this irks you, let it go.

467

Nice to see another voyeur out herself. I must be fascinating as hell, if you enjoy watching someone being kicked around by the sheep herd.

I've already addressed any "important" comments you've made, so read upwards if you haven't already. I'm tired of repeating myself. If you find my self defense dull and tiring, feel free to take your own advice and let the rubber necking go.

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