May 15, 2010

Charlie Crist Giggles: "I'm Keeping The Money!"
— Ace

Brazen and baiting -- check out his wink and grin as he says it. "I screwed you over, and now I'm giggling about it like a schoolgirl!"

The question and answer come at 3:15.

Captain Ed notes Crist is effectively attempting to turn a betrayal into some kind of virtuous positive.

I don't even think that's going to play well with RINOs. You have to really hate a party to get all excited about lying to them and thieving away their hard-won dollars. Most will find it slimy and self-serving, but I guess, as regards Charlie Crist, that information is already baked in the cake.

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1 What a pathetic piece of crap! Too bad we can't just push a button and make all of these crapweasels disappear...

Posted by: glenster at May 15, 2010 12:34 PM (OhyKa)

2 This guy is a serious piece of shit. And so is every last jackass that pulls the lever for his carrot skinned ass.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 15, 2010 12:34 PM (erIg9)

3 I'm still rather amazed that this lying, backstabbing douchebag can draw anybody to his side. I mean, what the hell? Who'd believe a word this guys says about anything? Why in the world would anyone vote for him?

Posted by: Monty at May 15, 2010 12:35 PM (O3eFQ)

4 Self serving cocksucker, this guy is the epitome of feckless crapweasle politician.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 15, 2010 12:38 PM (erIg9)

5 Crist is nothing; going nowhere; a joke, a bizarre farce; an orange julius gone wrong

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, in FLa visiting..... at May 15, 2010 12:38 PM (JrRME)

6 Ugliest Fembot ever.

Posted by: Simon at May 15, 2010 12:38 PM (Gdtid)

7


Power Of  Melanoma And Carcinoma Unite !

Posted by: The Wonder Twins at May 15, 2010 12:42 PM (t72+4)

8


Congratulations Chucky, you just made my top 25 list of people I'm gonna punch in the face if I ever meet them.

Posted by: Blazer at May 15, 2010 12:46 PM (t72+4)

9

I hope Floridians feed him his polo shirt.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 15, 2010 12:47 PM (Wh0W+)

10 Magic Eyebrow Guy.

Posted by: mesablue at May 15, 2010 12:50 PM (VRftJ)

11 And it looks like he's going to win.

Ugh.

Posted by: Greg at May 15, 2010 12:50 PM (LhjwW)

12 That clip just guaranteed I would donate to Rubio.  This guy is a consummate politician (and I mean that in a bad way).

Posted by: andrerw at May 15, 2010 12:51 PM (afVIm)

13

I don't give a dime to any politicians and this is why.

CDR M--Jeb told us to...we were misled and probably he was as well.

Posted by: 48%er at May 15, 2010 12:51 PM (gxpfq)

14 Crist is the exact kind of republican that can stave off exinction.

I love the way he giggles when he's caught in a lie. Just like me

Posted by: David Frum at May 15, 2010 12:53 PM (sYxEE)

15 How stupid are Floridians?  I mean, did the guy just become a dirtbag all the sudden?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 15, 2010 12:53 PM (1fanL)

16 I love the perfect crease in Crist's face

Posted by: David Brooks at May 15, 2010 12:54 PM (sYxEE)

17

The lady at 1:00 looks like she could be a stunt double for Toucan Sam

Posted by: Blazer at May 15, 2010 12:54 PM (t72+4)

18 I dunno, if you're stupid enough to give your money to a snake-oil salesman, you probably don't deserve your money back.

Posted by: MostlyRight -The Most Average Man In The World at May 15, 2010 12:55 PM (0aCXd)

19 I want to have Crist's baby. Serve my lousy husband right for wanting to put it in Sarah Palin's squeakhole

Posted by: Kathleen Parker at May 15, 2010 12:56 PM (sYxEE)

20 A lot of republican politicians seem to be douschebags.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 15, 2010 12:56 PM (SbFur)

21 20 I dunno, if you're stupid enough to give your money to a snake-oil salesman, you probably don't deserve your money back.

NOW you tell us!

Posted by: British Petroleum at May 15, 2010 12:57 PM (sYxEE)

22 Note that Crist made a bid for the US Senate as a stepping stone to run for President - now he's going all slash-and-burn.

Posted by: Druid at May 15, 2010 12:57 PM (Oe01r)

23

How stupid are Floridians?

You wanted President Gore?

Posted by: 48%er at May 15, 2010 12:58 PM (gxpfq)

24 22 A lot of republican politicians seem to be douschebags.
Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 15, 2010 04:56 PM

All rethuglikkkans are dushbagz. Thats why Dems will gain 400 seats in November and Obama will be declared President for Life.

Posted by: two snaps up dragon at May 15, 2010 12:58 PM (sYxEE)

25

though I just moved to VA

NOB?

Posted by: 48%er at May 15, 2010 12:59 PM (gxpfq)

26

You wanted President Gore?

Posted by: 48%er at May 15, 2010 04:58 PM (gxpfq)

Wait.  All the Supreme Court Justices are Floridian?  Who knew?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 15, 2010 01:00 PM (1fanL)

27 A lot of republican politicians seem to be douschebags.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 15, 2010 04:56 PM (SbFur)

FIFY

Posted by: FUBAR at May 15, 2010 01:00 PM (1fanL)

28 I was going to criticize Crist but you all seem to have covered most of the bases.I would add that if he is gay, then he is a dishonest prick for lying about it.

Posted by: NJConservative at May 15, 2010 01:01 PM (LH6ir)

29 Cornyn needs to come out against Crist....

Cornyn was quick to admonish Limbaugh when Limbaugh wanted O's policies to fail.

Cornyn has given us nothing but RINOS and piled the GOP money into these jerks.

Cornyn isn't up for his seat, but Texas has had enough of him and Hutchison to last a lifetime.

Mr. H1B Visa has given our jobs to Indian workers, and KBH and he have so many special interest groups, Texans take short shrift.........

Posted by: non_dhimmie at May 15, 2010 01:02 PM (zACGu)

30

Wait.  All the Supreme Court Justices are Floridian?  Who knew?

selected not elected?

Posted by: 48%er at May 15, 2010 01:03 PM (gxpfq)

31
I was going to criticize Crist but you all seem to have covered most of the bases.I would add that if he is gay, then he is a dishonest prick for lying about it.

Posted by: NJConservative at May 15, 2010 05:01 PM (LH6ir)






Well if he is gay he did a damn fine job of picking out a hot wife. Thats the only credit I'll give him.

Posted by: Blazer at May 15, 2010 01:04 PM (t72+4)

32 Charles Crist is my hero. Everyone named Charles is a hero who realizes the GOP has been taken over by bad crazy racists.

I'm glad he kept the money from all those racist bad crazy oil companies who want to overheat the planet.

Charlie, I'll lend you my "Why I Stopped Pretending to Be on the Right" column, and if you hold that pose I'll photoshop you onto my next comic book cover post.

Keep the money Charlie, it makes you feel good to take money from fools

Posted by: Charles Comic Bookstore Johnson at May 15, 2010 01:05 PM (sYxEE)

33 Is it just me, or is the left generally becoming more and more brazen with the "fuck what you think, this is the way it's gonna be now" attitude?

I can't decide if it's scary because we don't know what is in the works, or funny as hell because they don't even realize it is pissing people off. Or scary, because they know, but figure we'll just shut up and take it like good little citizens. Professional politicians can't possibly be this out of touch unless the average voter is waaaaayyyyy less tuned in than these guys generally seem to assume.

Posted by: Don at May 15, 2010 01:05 PM (tTj19)

34 He is so shiny ... is he sweating or is he really plastic?

Posted by: jackson at May 15, 2010 01:06 PM (VpFHw)

35
He is so shiny ... is he sweating or is he really plastic?

Posted by: jackson at May 15, 2010 05:06 PM (VpFHw)






I'm pretty sure its Astro-Glide from being the worlds biggest asshole.

Posted by: Blazer at May 15, 2010 01:08 PM (t72+4)

36 If anybody in the Rubio campaign has any sense at all, that clip will be in TV ads by Monday.

Posted by: AD at May 15, 2010 01:08 PM (AMhst)

37 38 - no doubt ... if I had give him money I would be really mad ...

Posted by: jackson(FEMA hates white people) at May 15, 2010 01:10 PM (VpFHw)

38 Well if he is gay he did a damn fine job of picking out a hot wife. Thats the only credit I'll give him.

Posted by: Blazer at May 15, 2010 05:04 PM (t72+4)

Beard.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 15, 2010 01:15 PM (1fanL)

39 The oompa loompa guild is not laughing.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2010 01:16 PM (nm/kR)

40 41 - yep. I did not know what "Beards" were until I asked my mother some years ago before she died ... she said that in the old days of Hollywood many stars had "Beards" .... I bet Shelly Obama is a Beard ....

Posted by: jackson(FEMA hates white people) at May 15, 2010 01:17 PM (sH+SG)

41 Crist == troll.

He's deliberately baiting conservatives to say, and maybe do, things they shouldn't. He's also playing to the cheap-seats of people who hate conservatives.

I'd say more but anything more would probably get deleted by the moderators. I've decided I hate this guy.

Posted by: Zimriel at May 15, 2010 01:17 PM (qcgsP)

42

I'd say more but anything more would probably get deleted by the moderators.

Posted by: Zimriel at May 15, 2010 05:17 PM (qcgsP)

We can delete stuff?

Posted by: The Moderators at May 15, 2010 01:18 PM (1fanL)

43 Someone should have asked

"Does your on air commitment to run only as a Republican indelibly mark you as an unabashed shameful liar?"

Of course he would wink and grin and tell a lie to retreat from that  ...

Posted by: bill at May 15, 2010 01:20 PM (X4Ife)

44 Karl Rove was right, this is the most egotistical asshole in the country.

Sorry, Barry, you've been beat.

"I am going to keep it"?

We'll see about that asshole. 

Contract law gives donors rights and your material deception is actionable.

Suck the barbed cock of Satan!

Posted by: Kemp at May 15, 2010 01:23 PM (2+9Yx)

45 Contract law gives donors rights and your material deception is actionable.

Suck the barbed cock of Satan!

Posted by: Kemp at May 15, 2010 05:23 PM (2+9Yx)

Pretty sure contract law is overridden by campaign finance law. 

Posted by: The Moderators at May 15, 2010 01:25 PM (1fanL)

46 Are they really going to elect this fucker?

Posted by: kansas at May 15, 2010 01:28 PM (2kVkH)

47

Greg Pollowitz at National Review's "The Feed" said this about Crist:

Prediction: Crist moves more toward the left in the hope that if Obama doesnÂ’t convince Meek to drop out, then Rubio is the Senator.

If it works out that way then we can definitely assume the Karl Rove mind control machine is up and running.

Posted by: Purity Of Essence at May 15, 2010 01:29 PM (P1vpT)

48 Most will find it slimy and self-serving

This is Florida, this is what they respect.

Posted by: Barbarian at May 15, 2010 01:30 PM (EL+OC)

49 Are they really going to elect this fucker?

Posted by: kansas at May 15, 2010 05:28 PM (2kVkH)

Never misunderestimate the stupidity of Floridians.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 15, 2010 01:33 PM (1fanL)

50 I find this greasy orange creature disturbing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 15, 2010 01:35 PM (S9AJM)

51 55 - what is NOB?

Posted by: jackson(FEMA hates white people) at May 15, 2010 01:37 PM (sH+SG)

52 He's gone all in.  If he's not the next Senator, he will be forever nothing.

Posted by: damian at May 15, 2010 01:37 PM (4WbTI)

53



Never misunderestimate the stupidity of Floridians New Yorkers now living in Florida.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 15, 2010 05:33 PM (1fanL)


FIFY

Posted by: Blazer at May 15, 2010 01:38 PM (t72+4)

54 the albatross and the whales, they are my fucking brothers

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 01:42 PM (PaMcq)

55 Most will find it slimy and self-serving,

But not those Crist is going after.  The dems will flock to him in droves.  They love slimy and self-serving.  THey worship slimy and self-serving.  All Crist has to do is talk about what a nasty country the US is and he'll have a lock on 120% of the Dem vote, which only leaves 46% of the dem vote for that slimeball Meeks.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at May 15, 2010 01:44 PM (Qp4DT)

56 I'm still rather amazed that this lying, backstabbing douchebag can draw anybody to his side. I mean, what the hell? Who'd believe a word this guys says about anything? Why in the world would anyone vote for him? Sycophantic suck ups eager to get to court are always suckers for any half-assed personality-cultist that comes down the pike. They always think they'll be exempted from the fan-shit.

Posted by: BuddyPC at May 15, 2010 01:49 PM (nSkOL)

57 what a POS this orange man is.  I had not donated to Rubio, but I will be now just as a FU to this orange tan man.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 01:54 PM (ACkhT)

58 that's his wife??  she looks like his daughter.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 01:57 PM (ACkhT)

59



Charlie Crist is an Orange Lantern fighting for the powers of good ace ! Use your  own powers for good ace and turn your back on the Sinestro Corps and the Black Lanterns once and for all !

Posted by: palin-steele (still unemployed) at May 15, 2010 02:00 PM (t72+4)

60 Can they impeach him before his term is up?

Posted by: ray at May 15, 2010 02:03 PM (9+P9E)

61

Let us list the sycophants that will vote for Crist:

Teachers union members (teachers?)

Government employees (local, state and federal)

Those wonderful transplants from New Yawk (per Blazer)

and other self-identified "moderates" that are "Floridians first!" before they are Republicans or Democrats (or Americans, for that matter).

Crist has high name recognition, but that is his main asset. It is still months until the election, and either Meeks totally tanks or this moment is Crist's high water mark.

 

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at May 15, 2010 02:04 PM (sJTmU)

62 i apologize if this was brought up before but did anyone notice there was more applause at the keeping republican money line than there was at the we're all americans line? as in deafening>opening a candy wrapper one handed

Posted by: lina at May 15, 2010 02:06 PM (zYry7)

63

why would the teacher's union vote for a traitor like Christ when they have a reliable vote in Meeks?

 

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 02:07 PM (ACkhT)

64 That little wink at the camera says it all. 

This fucker is so in love with himself, so supremely convinced of his own personal charm that he can't even imagine that he'd be rejected by the people of Florida.

Policy debates, principles, and positions are of secondary or tertiary importance, subjugated entirely to his conception of just what a swell guy Charlie is.  Which is why this shitheel thinks he can ditch the party, because he's so fucking charming that the people will elect him no matter what he believes or doesn't believe.

That he was getting his head handed to him in the primary must have really shaken his self conception.  And now, he has to run to prove to himself that the people still love him, not because he especially wants to be a senator.





Posted by: DelD at May 15, 2010 02:08 PM (eWtdM)

65 prick

Posted by: lina at May 15, 2010 02:10 PM (zYry7)

66 They (Obama/Pelosi et al) will tell their people that the dem candidate will not win against Rubio ... so they will tell them to vote for Crist to shove it to the republicans ... something needs to be done ... all republicans better wake up and get on the side of Rubio or this seat will go to Crist and the dems will control him ... if he does not just go over to their side completely even before the election ... dems would rather see Crist in office at any cost than see Rubio get the seat ...

Posted by: jackson(FEMA hates white people) at May 15, 2010 02:10 PM (sH+SG)

67 Real question is...
What is his QPQ from Chicago Inc.?

Posted by: Beto at May 15, 2010 02:11 PM (H+LJc)

68 He kisses his wife with the same enthusiasm with which he kisses his sister. 

Posted by: obladioblada at May 15, 2010 02:18 PM (uAQBa)

69 Crist is being very smart and will probably (unfortunately) win. He knows it's the conservatives who are most against him, so why not make them his whipping boy. His best bet is to suck support from Meek--if you type Kendrick Meek into Google right now, you get "support Charlie Crist" as the top link. All of a sudden you have these scandals coming out about Meek.

The other thing Crist is being smart about is he's turning his backstabbing, independent bid into a way of making himself an outsider in a year in which voters are favoring outsiders. It's ridiculous as the establishment incumbent that he's doing this jiu-jitsu move on insurgent Rubio, but he is.

Hopefully he won't win, but his strategy is as golden as Doc Savage is bronze.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at May 15, 2010 02:21 PM (GGulh)

70
I like the cut of your jib Charlie and would like to subscribe to your newsletter if you happen to have one.


p.s.-whats a good sun screen/tanning lotion? I seem to have picked the wrong ones over the years.

Posted by: Arlen Speculum at May 15, 2010 02:22 PM (t72+4)

71 As a Floridian, I can say with a whole hell of a lot of assurance that this jackass will not win. 

Posted by: Marybeth at May 15, 2010 02:23 PM (zQoWP)

72

Charlie Crap is what happens when you make your #1 career choice politician.

Posted by: Blazer at May 15, 2010 02:27 PM (t72+4)

73

ok, Rubio's people... if you read this website... make sure you have one ad... show orange tan boy, saying "I won't leave the republican party" all the 5 times he said it on Wallace's show

and then in a serious background voice say, "If you cannot trust Charlie Christ to keep his word now, can you ever trust him to keep his word to you?"

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 02:28 PM (ACkhT)

74

I really don't see  how Christ wins, who is his base?  most repubs won't vote for him, independents are smart enough to see they are being played, the dems will go with Meeks.

So, who is left?

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 02:30 PM (ACkhT)

75 "This is the people's campaign"

Never gets old.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 15, 2010 02:30 PM (5Etcj)

76 john @ 81: Rubio already made that exact ad

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 02:33 PM (tMSKg)

77 Crist will be out of money (unless he uses his own $$) by August.

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 02:34 PM (Szkjn)

78 Crist: "Doing what's right is exactly what this is supposed to be about."

Of course it is, and that's why he's keeping all the campaign contributions... because it's right. Any Republican who votes for this guy is a fool.

And the "God's money" quip? What the hell? Seems a bit sacrilegious. Perhaps those contributions he's keeping were meant to help God's Party (if we're going to throw God's preferences around so loosely) and not some unprincipled hack who abandoned people when things got tough. And took their money while doing it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 15, 2010 02:35 PM (swuwV)

79

how much money does he have left?  Since he won't give anything back, those people are pissed and aren't giving him a dime more.

Does the orange man have that large of a war chest?  Does he have a lot of money to spend on his campaign?

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 02:37 PM (ACkhT)

80 "I really don't see  how Christ wins, who is his base?  most repubs won't vote for him, independents are smart enough to see they are being played, the dems will go with Meeks."

The idiots who don't pay much attention to politics, but then praise themselves for being "moderate."  I've had people I know and even respect, but who I know are apolitical, tell me it's so wonderful that Crist has given them a chance for someone who "isn't on either extreme" or "cares about issues, not ideology."  This, of course, makes me want to vomit, but this IS Florida we're talking about.

I still think the shine comes off Crist before November, though, and Marco wins.  God, I hope so.

Posted by: Dave J. at May 15, 2010 02:38 PM (DCQ0q)

81 My main objective in life is to do what's right. When I cheat on my wife with a really hot piece of Argentinian ass it's because it's so damn right.

Posted by: Gov Sanford at May 15, 2010 02:39 PM (Szkjn)

82

Christ would turn a box of Mrs. Paul's fishsticks and a loaf of Wonder Bread into a feast for thousands.

On the other hand, Crist is screwed. He cna't pull a rabbit our of his hat, and will indeed run out of money in a few months, and the charm of his "name recognition" will wear off.

 To answer "ex-Dem", the teachers will vote for him because he "fought for them" as governor, just as he hugged Obama about the stim money, for the shiny train set that he was promised.

Our governor, Ted Strickland (Ohio) got all kinds of praise in the press when he came out about using the train stimulus money, and then normal people started to talk about what a boondoggle it was, and now nobody talks about it in Ohio.  That's the way these creatures operate, and the reason why they must be voted out of office or we are all truly screwed and bankrupt.

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says... at May 15, 2010 02:42 PM (sJTmU)

83 Seriously, though... I asked this question a few months ago and never got a serious answer: Since no one has ever seen a baby parrot, how do we know they exist?

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 02:42 PM (tMSKg)

84 And don't tell me a baby parrot is a parakeet because I looked it up.

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 02:43 PM (Szkjn)

85 well, I had not planned to give money to Rubio because I was not excepting this asshole crist to do what he did.  I will be donating to Rubio. 

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 02:44 PM (ACkhT)

86 arrrrggh!

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 02:45 PM (Szkjn)

87 "This is the people's campaign"
Never gets old.
Posted by: snapdragon at May 15, 2010 06:30 PM (5Etcj)

But of course.

Stupid people with short attention spans are easily impressed.

Posted by: Slublog at May 15, 2010 02:47 PM (qyH3q)

88

All of this Charlie Crist hate from you wingnuts is exactly the reason why democrats will sweep both houses once again come November.

Posted by: snapdragqueen at May 15, 2010 02:49 PM (t72+4)

89

another commercial to use against any demon's rat who says they are against Pelosi, like the one who one in WV I think?

"On December 24th, a bill was passed, no one read it,  1/6 of the economy taken over.  What Moderate democrat stood up for America? NONE Moderate democrats?  There are none.  Can you trust your vote to any radical Pelosi-Obama democrat? They are ALL radical Pelosi-Obama democrats. Trust your gut. Stop Pelosi-Obama's radical agenda. Vote for [fill in name]"

I know many many centerist dems and independents who tell me the same thing over and over again. Make a commercial with the words "radical", "trust your gut", etc, people are awake, they just need to be asknowledged with that.

 

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-democrat at May 15, 2010 02:49 PM (ACkhT)

90 #82 - In a variety of capacities, Crist has been in politics in Florida for many years, and although I'm not one of them, he has many friends and supporters in both parties. He will draw votes from Republicans, Independents and Democrats, alike.  He will clean Rubio's clock, too, if Rubio doesn't clarify his positions on illegal aliens in a way more acceptable to people all political affiliations than the three differents positions that he recently took on that issue to try to placate everybody..

Posted by: A Casual Observation at May 15, 2010 02:53 PM (ITzbJ)

91 #48

Nope, campaign finance law does not address fraud. 

"I promise you I will run with this party".

I rely on that promise and I donate.  You don't.  You lied.  You committed a fraud on the donor.  Campaign finance law does not address fraud.

He will return the money.  He will be sued if he doesn't.  End of story.

Posted by: Kemp at May 15, 2010 02:54 PM (2+9Yx)

92 Frustrating.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 15, 2010 02:55 PM (htCuh)

93 I have a stupid question. Can a dolphin live in fresh water?

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 02:58 PM (Szkjn)

94 okay, let's say I got a net...and a boat. And I happen to catch a baby dolphin. Can I take that dolphin to a lake and dump it in there? You know, for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 03:00 PM (tMSKg)

95 arrgh not again!

Posted by: Mr Whoopi at May 15, 2010 03:00 PM (tMSKg)

96 This Crist fellow looks like a rail. A bright orange talking rail with a tuft of cotton on top. This is what you Floridians elect to run your state? Pathetic. I'll come down there and have the place whipped into shape inside of a week and then I'll appoint my own damn senator. Fuck this guy.

Posted by: CHRIS CHRISTIE, DAMMIT at May 15, 2010 03:01 PM (mUzMP)

97 Only if you add a dash of salt.

Posted by: Ronster at May 15, 2010 03:01 PM (B1D6G)

98

He will clean Rubio's clock, too, if Rubio doesn't clarify his positions on illegal aliens in a way more acceptable to people all political affiliations than the three differents positions that he recently took on that issue to try to placate everybody..

Why do I get the feeling Rubio would sign an amnesty bill at the drop of a hat?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 15, 2010 03:05 PM (P33XN)

99 "Stupid people with short attention spans are easily impressed."

Guess not, a new poll shows Crist even farther ahead of Rubio.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 15, 2010 03:07 PM (5Etcj)

100 "This is the people's campaign"

That makes sense.

Posted by: LA Clippers at May 15, 2010 03:11 PM (Mmw0q)

101 Sweet, I just found a new poll showing Crist up by 93 points. Poll poll poll poll poll! Try and find it teabaggers!

Posted by: craplappin' at May 15, 2010 03:11 PM (mUzMP)

102 Guess not, a new poll shows Crist even farther ahead of Rubio.

He's pulling Democrat voters, so...my statement stands.

Posted by: Slublog at May 15, 2010 03:11 PM (qyH3q)

103 What a sleazebag.

Posted by: mpfs at May 15, 2010 03:12 PM (QuP9W)

104

Snapdragon's cranio-rectal inversion procedure was a smashing success, I see.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 15, 2010 03:13 PM (P33XN)

105 So its Golden Urkle and Burnt Orange Charlie?

Posted by: Matt at May 15, 2010 03:16 PM (MHK3Q)

106 #91, and 92

Baby parrots can only be found on the shoulders of baby pirates.  Arrr!

Posted by: DngrMse at May 15, 2010 03:19 PM (ZbsEB)

107 94 - as a fellow ex-democrat see my previous post ... you know what the DNC is telling them ... and they will vote for Crist for various reasons ... mainly to stick it to the republicans and to assure Crist is indebted to them and they will call it in when the deciding votes need someone to push them over ... we (you and me as ex-democrats) know this now that it is the way they work ... we may not have wanted to believe it before ... as I am a ex-democrat third generation by tradition but this is just the way it is and always was just we never saw it before ... sad but true ... I am an independent now and I swear I and my entire family will do whatever it takes to see these frauds out of office come 2012 ... Oh, and wait till we really get to see the whispers turn into a roar when they think they are safe as to their true beliefs against Israel ... it will happen ... I never really "saw" it for it was before .. but I do now ...

Posted by: jackson(FEMA hates white people) at May 15, 2010 03:20 PM (sH+SG)

108 "Try and find it teabaggers!"

It's the new Mason-Dixon poll.

Crist 38, Rubio 32, Meek 19

Posted by: snapdragon at May 15, 2010 03:36 PM (5Etcj)

109 So,  Crist is ahead by 6 points.  And we have quite a few months until November.

Lawsuits against Crist for the non-returned donations will show him to be a weasel of the first order.   Meeks will probably take some of that lead away from Crist as democrats realize that THEY can't trust Crist, either.   Crist may withdraw after re-thinking his status as a pariah.  Scandals may surface.

I can see November from my house, and Crist is not on the radar.

Posted by: Miss Marple (redneck teabagger) at May 15, 2010 03:46 PM (xxe/9)

110 "Lawsuits against Crist for the non-returned donations will show him to be a weasel of the first order. "

The Pundit's Fallacy is believing everybody shares your beliefs.

I'm not from Florida, but Crist strikes me as a likable guy and keeping the Republican's money is no big deal.

Never seen Rubio talk but I do know he had some problems keeping the Republican's money, too, so it seems like an odd issue for him to bring up voluntarily.

Posted by: snapdragon at May 15, 2010 03:52 PM (5Etcj)

111 DEVELOPING: Marco Rubio's poll numbers to pass-up Charlie's real soon.

Posted by: Drillanwr at May 15, 2010 03:53 PM (1kwr2)

112

An excellent case can be made for why Crist is not under any obligation to return that money.

So no lawsuits will be filed against him, certainly not by any rational person. Get real.

 

Posted by: A Casual Observation at May 15, 2010 03:59 PM (ITzbJ)

113 This may sound strange but whenever I see Gov. Crist I automatically think 'honey glazed ham'. Is that normal?

Posted by: CozMark at May 15, 2010 04:00 PM (HK4Kc)

114 Crist seems like a likeable guy ?
Jeezus , snappy , did your mom drop you on your head ?

Posted by: awkward davies at May 15, 2010 04:04 PM (B4e7Q)

115 "In a variety of capacities, Crist has been in politics in Florida for many years, and although I'm not one of them, he has many friends and supporters in both parties."

I know lots of people who were friends and supporters who abandoned him when he broke with the GOP.  OTOH, for the help he'll get from his "friends," I'd suggest you google the name "Scott Rothstein," and read from there.  It's a name Marco hasn't even mentioned yet, but Crist was in practically in bed with the guy (figuratively if not literally).

Posted by: Dave J. at May 15, 2010 04:04 PM (DCQ0q)

116

Well, Helloooo Chollie,....... Well, Helloooo Chollie...... Its So Nice To Have You Back Where You Belooooooooong !



In the toilet you turd.

Posted by: Louis Armstrong at May 15, 2010 04:08 PM (t72+4)

117 Right now at Intrade "any other candidate to win" is at 33 -- in other words, for whatever reasons, the market sees it as 2 to 1 Crist wins. I don't think this applies throughout the country, but there are a lots of places where the Republican race to the right isn't accompanied by the Democrats leap to the left, and the Dems have still managed to come up with a lame ass pick. Not just Florida, but Florida makes sense as one of those. You folks from Florida, are you in The Villages? I didn't think so. I'm not one of those who sees Marco Rubio as a product of the current embrace of the stupid, and while their both liars, Crist is simply audacious at lying, plus electing him doesn't benefit anyone except Crist. Who does he caucus with? Anyone? Everyone? No one? Which is worse: the snake being in our grass, their grass, everywhere, or in his own tank? What exactly does voting for Crist "express", anyway? Yet -- it could happen. Those who say "it can't happen" are ignoring history, even recent history, and deluding themselves into thinking they can predict the future. What: the housing boom's a bubble? No way; just listen to all the talking heads. What: the entire financial system falls apart? Can't happen; we fixed it decades back. What: the biggest oil spill ever turning the entire Gulf of Mexico into a wet toxic desert for centuries at least? Can't happen; we have a government that watches over such things. What: a black is elected president? Give me a break. So what does it mean? A trend; short term volatility--an accident of the times; or nothing. It's not "nothing". If Crist wins, there'll be more independently-operated for-profit political franchises. Not everywhere, but in a number of places with similar critical dynamics or their own dynamics that bring about the same aroma. it could be a short term volatility thing, but the usual way that works out is a major party bleeds out and dies. Look at history.

Posted by: Shooter at May 15, 2010 04:08 PM (zfRju)

118 Anyone else catch those glances from the campaign manager? The body language from Crist? Hmmm...

Posted by: Orlando M at May 15, 2010 04:10 PM (r9DeI)

119
He's orange.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 15, 2010 04:12 PM (0fzsA)

120 Related thought: no need to wonder why some Republicans are making noises similar to Dems about the impact of the Citizens United decision. It means a candidate doesn't need a party to fund-raise, and with population increases and the rise of the Internet, it makes it easier to forego the party field operations. Indeed, Obama built his own, and what he's been doing since is dismantling the Democrat party's apparatus so it doesn't interfere with his own. Look at the polling numbers: who is winning that battle? Now look at the Republican party. Steele's RNC is a disaster; Rove and Mehlman's group has more money and less infrastructure to support, and Rove is a proven master at candidate-centric community building -- you have to pay, of course; both the Senate and House Republican Election committees are, shall we say, less than compelling, particularly in an atmosphere where it's toxic to be an incumbent. Plus the Tea Parties on the right and the nutroots on the left are serous players, and if and when they get shut out, there's lots of signs they'll take their balls and, not go home, but go to work at home. Watch for lots more "independents" in Congress who are far from neutral. Crist is a perfect opportunity for an Citizens United-type investment: Senator for hire or purchase.

Posted by: Shooter at May 15, 2010 04:21 PM (zfRju)

121 Crist is a perfect opportunity for an Citizens United-type investment: Senator for hire or purchase.         So, pretty much like just about any senator from either party.

Posted by: huerfano at May 15, 2010 04:28 PM (OFSgm)

122

Greg Pollowitz at National Review's "The Feed" said this about Crist:

Prediction: Crist moves more toward the left in the hope that if Obama doesnÂ’t convince Meek to drop out, then Rubio is the Senator.

I predicted this too.  Crist doesn't have a lot of time, though.  His numbers will slip.  What Crist has going for him is that Obama doesn't like independent black people.  He doesn't mind having them around if they work for him.   Look at Paterson, Burris and the fact that neither of his SCOTUS nominees, despite being lightweight token picks, were black.

#77: If you type Kendrick Meek into Google right now, you get "support Charlie Crist" as the top link. All of a sudden you have these scandals coming out about Meek.

Would you be surprised if the WH were involved in some of this?  I wouldnt.

#80: Charlie Crap is what happens when you make your #1 career choice politician.

Actually, he's a product of our law schools.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 15, 2010 04:29 PM (Vo2Ef)

123

Hey. You think you guys feel bad, I voted for the asshole.

That's now ancient history, the prick.

Posted by: jmflynny at May 15, 2010 04:36 PM (AFdck)

124 Posted by: snapdragon at May 15, 2010 07:52 PM (5Etcj)

Top Gear Top Tip: You, snapdragon, sound slightly less like a complete gibbering idiot when you keep it to one sentence or partially-formed phrase.

Posted by: James May at May 15, 2010 04:43 PM (S9AJM)

125 Most will find it slimy and self-serving, but I guess, as regards Charlie Crist, that information is already baked in the cake.

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

You know I was thinking he kinda reminded me of someone with that orangy-yellow glow, Twinkie The Kid!

Gotta believe he is full of "creme" too.

Posted by: MrCaniac at May 15, 2010 04:44 PM (Vol3D)

126 I can get away with this shit now because I'm no longer a Republican. You should try it.

Posted by: Charlie Crist at May 15, 2010 04:47 PM (2kVkH)

127

You know, you have to think the GOP (or any other conservative group) can string together a video showing Crist declaring himself a conservative which can be contrasted with pics of him hugging Obama, saying that he would remain a GOP member and work for whoever won the primary, more video showing him declaring himself an independent and the video above showing him saying he was going to keep the money (with a smirk).  A little voice over and it should be a killer ad.

As an alternative have some conservatives form a 501 (not sure if that's what it's called) group that runs ads that point out how great Crist would be as a liberal senator.  Use that to draw off Dem votes.

Let's face it, this could be tons of fun.

Posted by: scr_north at May 15, 2010 05:06 PM (sqsKs)

128 We all knew Charlie Crist was Obama's guy. But it's a rough year for the incumbent. Expect low Democrat turnout for Crist, especially if Meeks drops out. Crist will be broke in a few months, anyway.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 15, 2010 05:22 PM (mHQ7T)

129 That clip just became a campaign ad and cost Crist 10% points in the polls.  Mark my words.

Posted by: marie at May 15, 2010 06:38 PM (GuTKr)

130 I own houses both in PA and Florida.  My PA vote is always wasted because the Dems always win here. This guy makes me want to change my voter registration to FL and vote for Rubio.  Crist is such a sleaze it will be worth the hassle.

Posted by: marie at May 15, 2010 06:48 PM (GuTKr)

131 We should all make screen grabs of that smirk and mail it to John Cornyn.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 15, 2010 07:04 PM (2Sq+v)

132 Was he rubbing up on his campaign manager's ass around the 1:00 mark there. Looked like he was standing inappropriately close.

Posted by: Have Blue at May 15, 2010 07:55 PM (mV+es)

133 This reminds me of Charles "I'll take their money" Johnson. 

Posted by: ex-lgfer at May 15, 2010 08:04 PM (FIkYQ)

134 Slightly OT.....The PA primary is this coming Tuesday. The commercials are running 24/7 now.......Sestak is showing clips of Specter accepting endorsement from Bush in 2004....and Specter is countering with ads showing himself accepting an endorsement from Obama this year. Obama is about as popular as Bush these days (except for the usual districts). It looks like Sestak is going to win, and it remains to be seen if Specter will pull a Crist/Liberman act if he's primaried.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at May 15, 2010 08:38 PM (rgEWl)

135 125  Well, Helloooo Chollie,....... Well, Helloooo Chollie...... Its So Nice To Have You Back Where You Belooooooooong ! In the toilet you turd.

Posted by: Louis Armstrong at May 15, 2010 08:08 PM (t72+4)

 

That was one of Blazer's more lucid posts.  His more cuckoo babblings are a must see. LOL

Posted by: Geriatrics Park Tour Guide at May 15, 2010 08:39 PM (ITzbJ)

136 Marie, it would be so satisfying to vote against Specter, but the Democrats might beat you to the punch and knock  him out of the primary. Get Crist!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 16, 2010 12:26 AM (mHQ7T)

137

The term "cockholster" was invented for characters like Charlie Crist. I hope this guy gets gutted in the election and racks up so much debt he needs to declare bankruptcy afterward.

In a just world he'd be getting slapped in the stocks just at tomato-harvesting season.

Posted by: mac at May 16, 2010 02:27 AM (gSYTw)

138 #131

Would you be surprised if the WH were involved in some of this?  I wouldnt.

No, but they screwed Specter with the SCOTUS pick--unintentionally, I'm sure. It's a relief to see that their governing incompetence can sometimes extend to their own political fortunes.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at May 16, 2010 03:54 AM (GGulh)

139 (ITzbJ)

Run for cover! This stupid fucking troll's pulled out the heavy LOL artillery again!

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2010 07:33 AM (S9AJM)

140 LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LOL, LOL, LOL at May 16, 2010 09:20 AM (ITzbJ)

141 (ITzbJ)

Correct, that's all you're good for.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2010 11:09 AM (S9AJM)

142 Dayum boy, you are so dumb.  This must be what it's like to roll a drunk. LOL!!!!!

Posted by: LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL at May 16, 2010 02:17 PM (ITzbJ)

143 Correct, that's all you're good for.

It's like his hash found him. I can't believe he hasn't been mocked as badly as poon, provoking him to getting banned.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 17, 2010 05:19 AM (mHQ7T)

144 Calling Crist a douchebag would be an insult to the fine folks at the Massengill corporation.

Posted by: Shifty650 at May 17, 2010 09:02 AM (x3FHu)

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