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February 04, 2010

Chew Toy For Morons -UPDATED
— LauraW

Lookee what we found! A gift for you. Discovered at H2, in comments: The Peace Blimp.

Imagine...a "Peace Blimp"- defiantly displaying a message of peace across the skies of the nation, unable to be dismissed, ignored or brushed aside. Rallies for peace greet the blimp in every city it visits. Politicians, celebrities, movie stars, athletes, war veterans and peace activists make the call to bring our troops home by boarding the blimp for a ride.

Some hippy out there has unrealistically high expectations of blimp suasion.

We've been arguing about these wars for years now. But that was before the blimp chose a side. The blimp represents paradigm shift. The blimp woos you.

Don't forget to recommend a slogan in 'What Should the Blimp Say?'

UPDATE: Thank you for so generously sharing your inner beauty and love with the Peace Blimp. Commenters are saying that the PB is no longer accepting new suggestions.

It's too bad. Some of those were gold, GOLD, Jerry.

UPDATE [OregonMuse]: Looks like voting has been restored, even though the hippies are complaining on the blimp blog about getting their asses punk'd by a bunch of right-wingers.

Posted by: LauraW at 08:27 AM | Comments (372)
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1 Retards?

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:29 AM (wM7fr)

2 It should say - Free Hand Jobs. Inquire Within.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 04, 2010 08:31 AM (IhQuA)

3 I'm going through and voting for the slogans I like the best to push them up in rank.

Posted by: lauraw at February 04, 2010 08:31 AM (9GGbj)

4 The blimp should say, "Please do not fire at me with your scoped 30-.06."

Posted by: G$ at February 04, 2010 08:31 AM (nEatY)

5 It should say, on BOTH sides in scrolling, blinking 100 foot high text, (and here I quote me), "LauraW you comely lass, marry me!!!"

Posted by: UncleScreech at February 04, 2010 08:31 AM (q2F4u)

6 "Because it worked so well for Ron Paul!"

Posted by: joncelli at February 04, 2010 08:31 AM (RD7QR)

7 My stars. The possibilities provided by slogan contributions...

Posted by: Dianna at February 04, 2010 08:32 AM (qrFCz)

8 I voted for "End Obama's Wars" just to be spiteful. My real peace slogan would be "End the wars against Islamofacists, kill them all now"

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:32 AM (wM7fr)

9 Should say IMPEACH odumbass!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 08:32 AM (0ZWfs)

10 Those slogans are awesome. I see the Paulbots are out in full force too.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2010 08:32 AM (RwPdb)

Why not something more productive, like "PLEASE HELP LINCOLN FIND A NICE GIRLFRIEND!"

That's the first step to world peace you know.

Posted by: Lincoln Adams at February 04, 2010 08:32 AM (gLNLT)

12 Some hippy out there has unrealistically high expectations of blimp suasion.

Don't sell it short.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 04, 2010 08:33 AM (yUybe)

13 Calling All Morons:

They have a suggestion form for what the blimp should say. It's open to anyone and the text posts.

Posted by: Benson at February 04, 2010 08:33 AM (qzcNU)

14 They disappeared the one that said AIM HERE. Too bad.

Posted by: lauraw at February 04, 2010 08:33 AM (9GGbj)

15 Ah, now I see Laura's link. Sorry. I clicked over to H2 and then got excited and came back.

Posted by: Benson at February 04, 2010 08:34 AM (qzcNU)

16 "Don't forget to recommend a slogan..."

How about "Death from Above"? That's a good slogan.

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 04, 2010 08:34 AM (OtQXp)

17 As to where it goes, I suggested Mogadishu.

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 08:34 AM (OlN4e)

18 I wonder what it is like to be stoned like those people all the time? You would think that eventually they wouldn't even have to get high; they would just stay there in Peace/unreality land and do stupid stuff until the Darwin priciple won and they died some stupid meaningless random death.

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:34 AM (wM7fr)

19 Thanks lauraw, I've been home sick all week and needed a new chew toy to cheer me up.

Posted by: MPFS, Demon Sheep Ate My Fish Sticks at February 04, 2010 08:36 AM (QuP9W)

20 Come on Peace Blimp, yea-hey, yes it's the Peace Blimp!

Posted by: Scandiman at February 04, 2010 08:37 AM (iyx4A)

21 I voted for "We Surrender. Allahu Akbar!"

Posted by: April at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (b0THY)

22 I put: No Intel Inside.

Best I could do while on the wagon.

Posted by: sifty at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (N3/wa)

23 I got the perfect place for it to fly...

Knob Creek Gun Range, West Point, Kentucky. During April and October.

Those in the know will understand.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (8NGHm)

24 How 'bout the classic: "Good Year"

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (wM7fr)

25
Heh, I like "Peace Blimp, BITCHES!!"

Seriously though, I think we need to coordinate on this one and pick an entry that we should skyrocket up to first place. I know it won't accomplish anything other than making me laugh, but that's worth it. NORMAN, COORDINATE!!!

Posted by: dan-O at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (pP0yk)

26 The blimp should say, "Please do not fire at me with your scoped 30-.06."

*splorf* I was wondering what sort of ordinance would be necessary to drop it...

I think it should go float over Gaza.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (mR7mk)

27 Impeach Obama

Posted by: TennDon at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (o6Yv2)

28 "resistance is futile"

Posted by: rawmuse at February 04, 2010 08:38 AM (6Kciv)

29 "It's dipping time" made me laugh out loud, though. Which one of you morons suggested that one?

Posted by: April at February 04, 2010 08:39 AM (b0THY)

30 Make piece(s), not peace

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 04, 2010 08:39 AM (ucq49)

31 But what happens when Peace Blimp meets WAR BLIMP? There can only be won!

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at February 04, 2010 08:39 AM (+4UPl)

32
Oh and I think that ball-dipping should somehow be insinuated.

Posted by: dan-O at February 04, 2010 08:39 AM (pP0yk)

33 i'd prefer hot air balloons. more appropriate for politics, and they can be made in many different shapes. how awesome would a zombie ted kennedy hot air balloon be, hmmm?

Posted by: KilltheHippies at February 04, 2010 08:40 AM (94ai5)

34 Here's hoping for another Hindenburg

Posted by: frode at February 04, 2010 08:40 AM (TdgA9)

35 Or Sderot. Blimp, meet Qassam.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 08:40 AM (mR7mk)

36 Heh, you can clear your cache and vote again.

Or add new slogans.

Like "SAVE FERRIS" and "KUATO LIVES".

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2010 08:41 AM (RwPdb)

37
This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 08:41 AM (fx8sm)

38 Ground Zero <null>

Posted by: Cromagnum at February 04, 2010 08:41 AM (QZFcc)

39 I can no longer get on the site. Was going to suggest the blimp say "FUCK Mo the SMOE and the camel that bore him"

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 08:41 AM (OlN4e)

40 IN the future, blimps will be used to fight zombie attacks. Max Brooks told me so.

Posted by: sifty at February 04, 2010 08:42 AM (N3/wa)

41 Lets hope it's flown during bow season.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at February 04, 2010 08:42 AM (muUqs)

42
Dick Cheney's Cockholster

Posted by: Flying Monkey at February 04, 2010 08:42 AM (Oxen1)

43
Moron action alert: Go and vote for "YOU CANNOT RESIST THE PUDDING!!!" It is quickly climbing the ranks!!

Posted by: dan-O at February 04, 2010 08:43 AM (pP0yk)

44 Each day, I think the limit of leftist assholery has been reached. Then I read something like this. Leftism is a bottomless pit of stupidy

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 04, 2010 08:43 AM (YmPwQ)

45 That shit costs half a million a month?

LOL, some conservative is probably making a fortune off these suckers.

and getting some digs in at Obama at the same time, I see.

I don't condone it though. Politics stops at the water's edge.

Posted by: Wigglesworth at February 04, 2010 08:43 AM (dUOK+)

46 44 It has indeed reached new heights

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:44 AM (wM7fr)

I have a couple suggestions for this said "peace" blimp.

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum. for starters

or maybe "Through the destruction of our enemies do we earn peace"

Or perhaps, "He who hath no sword may he sell his cloak and buy one".

I think any of those would go well on a "peace" blimp. Because after all the only way to get peace is to get rid of the people who dont want it.

Posted by: c02 emitting conservative at February 04, 2010 08:44 AM (SebJz)

48 "Can we have our WH back now"!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 08:44 AM (0ZWfs)

49 43...yeah, the pudding one was me...and I literally put that on there, like, 5 minutes ago. Morons rule.

Posted by: chris at February 04, 2010 08:45 AM (SiJV8)

50
I'm out of votes, can anyone put up "End Global Warming - Kill Yourself" for me?

Of course I wasted all my votes on pudding.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 08:45 AM (fx8sm)

51 The peace blimp should say, in 100 foot high letters:

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 04, 2010 08:45 AM (hoowK)

52
First off blimps with message boards aren't all that unusual so they're pretty easy to ignore and dismiss.Secondly wouldn't Joy Behar technically be the first "peace blimp"?

Posted by: bulwark at February 04, 2010 08:45 AM (MdzCh)

53 In Arabic, Farsi, and Pashtu:
"There is no god named allah and Mohammed raped children"

Float over the AF-PAK border

That'll learn 'em!

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 04, 2010 08:45 AM (OtQXp)

54 The Blimp should read... "Dip'em in Pudding!"

Posted by: Jimi at February 04, 2010 08:46 AM (fqxV7)

55 We now have five of the top six suggestions. Keep submitting and voting.

Posted by: Benson at February 04, 2010 08:46 AM (qzcNU)

56 The Blimp should read..."Creased Pants for Peace!"

Posted by: David Brooks at February 04, 2010 08:47 AM (fqxV7)

57
Haha only 2 of the top 10 suggestions are actual anti-war messages.

Posted by: dan-O at February 04, 2010 08:48 AM (pP0yk)

58 Someone used the Rick Roll video as a slogan.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:48 AM (8NGHm)

59 Thank you, morons, for putting "30-.06" at #2, although AMERICA, FUCK YEAH is pretty strong

Posted by: G$ at February 04, 2010 08:48 AM (nEatY)

60 As for a message how about "I'm with stupid" and a arrow on the side pointing down.

Posted by: bulwark at February 04, 2010 08:49 AM (MdzCh)

61 Give it a couple of weeks.

They'll fly it into a tall building, and blame the building for crashing into them.

Posted by: cirby at February 04, 2010 08:49 AM (3ShXg)

My suggestion is at 5 votes so far: "F*cking Retards! - Love, Rahm"

Posted by: theBman at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (/vN7m)

63 derka derka derka, please vote for me

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (3WbbL)

64 Went with PEACE IN OUR TIME

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (7BU4a)

65 Those censoring bastards! They're deleting all of our winning entries!

Sore losers!

Posted by: DarkFlounder at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (dMkAO)

66 Surrender Dorothy?

Posted by: sixpckr at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (Aw7Iv)

67 Speaking as a grunt, how about "Get outta my Sky or Die"!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (0ZWfs)

68
Stupid hippies deleted the PUDDING post. And all the other ones. If someone has a lot of time on their hands today, you should just keep submitting "YOU CANNOT RESIST THE PUDDING!!!" just to piss off the administrator.

Posted by: dan-O at February 04, 2010 08:51 AM (pP0yk)

69 In Soviet Amerika, Pudding will dip you!

Posted by: sifty at February 04, 2010 08:51 AM (N3/wa)

70 There's another that has promise; from an old song: .... Never going to run around and desert you. s/b dessert you. Anyone know how to change that existing one?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 04, 2010 08:51 AM (ucq49)

71 We have to go more stealth. Like Chamberlain quotes.

Posted by: Benson at February 04, 2010 08:51 AM (qzcNU)

72 Hm. I think Ron Paul has one he's not using...

Posted by: DRH at February 04, 2010 08:52 AM (erkX9)

73 veni vidi vici ?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 04, 2010 08:52 AM (ucq49)

74 Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!!

Posted by: Robot Santa Claus at February 04, 2010 08:52 AM (PMGbu)

I always dreamed of the day where the Paulbots were pitted against teh Morons.

And I knew we'd win too.

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 04, 2010 08:52 AM (Zi+FQ)

76 Now I've been happy lately,
thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
something good has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately,
dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be,
some day it's going to come

Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there flies a peace blimp
Oh peace blimp take this country,
come take me home ahem

Now I've been smiling lately,
thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
something good has begun

Oh peace blimp sounding louder
Fly on the peace blimp
Come on now peace blimp
Yes, peace blimp holy roller

Everyone jump upon the peace blimp
Come on now peace blimp

Get your bags together,
go bring your good friends too
Cause it's getting nearer,
it soon will be with you

Now come and join the living,
it's not so far from you
And it's getting nearer,
soon it will all be true

Now I've been crying lately,
thinking about the world as it is
Why must we go on hating,
why can't we live in bliss

Cause out on the edge of darkness,
there flies a peace blimp
Oh peace train take this country,
come take me home ahem

Posted by: David in San Diego at February 04, 2010 08:53 AM (GF+6V)

77 Those censoring bastards! They're deleting all of our winning entries!

Lefties have no sense of humor.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 08:53 AM (mR7mk)

How about "I'm Rosie O'Donnell's retarded Twin" or "Eat at Katies"?

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 08:53 AM (CfmlF)

C'mon M&M's! "f*cking Retards is @ 15 with a bullet!

get your votes in before it dissapears!

Posted by: theBman at February 04, 2010 08:53 AM (/vN7m)

80 The Blimp should read....."48%Patriot-52% DumbAss"

Posted by: Jimi at February 04, 2010 08:54 AM (fqxV7)

81 Everyone, upvote the "9/11 truth will end these wars" slogan. Makes them look like imbeciles while being kinda moby-ish.

Posted by: Wigglesworth at February 04, 2010 08:54 AM (dUOK+)

82 Bah!... they dissapeared it...

Posted by: theBman at February 04, 2010 08:54 AM (/vN7m)

83 66 Surrender Dorothy? Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 08:55 AM (CfmlF)

84 New slogan idea.

Censorship is Wrong!

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:55 AM (8NGHm)

85 This Blimp is BPA Free!

Posted by: CJC at February 04, 2010 08:55 AM (9bqRm)

86 "Wolf shooting platform" rocks! Which moron was that?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2010 08:55 AM (RwPdb)

87 I just put "Aim here" into first place

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2010 08:56 AM (HPPUS)

88 I am suggesting Repeal the 1st Amendment, see what they do.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:56 AM (8NGHm)

89 Maybe if the blimp was shapped like a package of pudding and had hot air ballons that look like dipping balls following behind...

Posted by: blindgoose at February 04, 2010 08:56 AM (hZOQ8)

90 The rickroll was hilarious.

I voted for a couple of you guys' suggestions before reading the thread...but they are deleting them so fast we'll miss most of the funny!

I suggested "moonbat on board"

Posted by: mongerel at February 04, 2010 08:56 AM (ZszgD)

91 The 9/11 truth one isn't a bad idea, either. Makes them look stupid.

Posted by: Benson at February 04, 2010 08:56 AM (qzcNU)

The Blimp should read....."48%Patriot-52% DumbAss f**king retards"

FTFY

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (ucq49)

93 How about "Shagged"?

Posted by: wrg at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (7t+Ws)

"Get A First Class Ass Like Our Class Act First Lady In Four Weeks. Ask Me How"

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (CfmlF)

And yet -- the writer of "Peace Train" became a Bloodthirsty Muslim apologist.

What does this tell us?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (ujg0T)

96 I liked PALIN2012, just for the spittle-inducingness.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (mR7mk)

97 "Next stop: Lakehurst, New Jersey."

Posted by: Usful Ijit at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (ySEBp)

98
Whoever put up "this blimp saved or created 2 million jobs" thank you for the guffaw.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 08:57 AM (fx8sm)

OT, but related.

Ace needs to have a "Flaming Balls" moniker

Two bowling balls and a tiny cup of pudding

Posted by: Cromagnum at February 04, 2010 08:58 AM (QZFcc)

100 I made two suggestions. One was the obligatory "all your base". The other was "PEACENIKS: CHILDREN IN ADULT BODIES".

I don't except they'll let either one hang around.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 04, 2010 08:58 AM (ZJ/un)

101 Palin 2012! That'll get the Paulbots' panties in a wad.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:58 AM (8NGHm)

102

I suggested: Put down the doobie and read some REAL American history.

LauraW, when I say you have hump for brains, I mean it with the utmost admiration.

Posted by: RushBabe at February 04, 2010 08:58 AM (LKkE8)

103

Umm, is it wrong that the first thought through my head was Hindenburg?

To be fair, I felt bad as I realized someone would have to fly the damn thing. I then thought, "Code Pink pilots, Code Pink pilots!!", then I smiled and all was right with world yet again.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 04, 2010 08:59 AM (pLTLS)

104 Save a tree; wipe your ass with a peacenik!

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 08:59 AM (OlN4e)

105 Oh wow, this IS a lot of fun...I have chores to do, so it's probably bad for me too. OMG, the peace blimp is...chocolate!

Posted by: unknown jane at February 04, 2010 08:59 AM (5/yRG)

106 Property of DeathSheep, Inc.

Posted by: alexthedude at February 04, 2010 08:59 AM (5GrY8)

107 LZ 129 Hindenburg

Posted by: Benson at February 04, 2010 09:00 AM (qzcNU)

108 There are few problems that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:01 AM (8NGHm)

109 One hell of a target ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2010 09:01 AM (0GFWk)

110 105 Save a tree; wipe your ass with a peacenik!

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 12:59 PM (OlN4e)

+100

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 04, 2010 09:01 AM (Vu6sl)

111 I'm pleased to see that I voted for the top three. The pudding one is making a surge!

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2010 09:01 AM (sey23)

112 "My other ride is a Prius"

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:02 AM (CfmlF)

113 "...defiantly displaying a message..."

Sounds awfully combative to me.

Posted by: JamesT at February 04, 2010 09:02 AM (blYjC)

114 "Helium? Never heard of it."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:02 AM (AZGON)

115 "Everybody Gets A Peace Prize"

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:02 AM (CfmlF)

116 Aim Here is at 99 votes.

YOU CANNOT RESIST THE PUDDING is at 67 votes.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:02 AM (8NGHm)

117 Damn, they deleted Sderot, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (mR7mk)

118

"Pastoral Kings."

http://minx.cc/?post=284323

It's a blimp, not a dirigible. A dirigible can get hard.

Posted by: comatus at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (/VEEI)

119 A couple of them seem to have disappeared... ?

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (sey23)

120 100
Whoever put up "this blimp saved or created 2 million jobs" thank you for the guffaw.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 12:57 PM (fx8sm)

I gave that one 3 votes.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (Vu6sl)

121 #87 - "Wolf shooting platform" was me.

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (v0kvW)

122 Bacon is the Answer.

Posted by: shibumi at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (OKZrE)

123 OT... I see Dum-Dum is trolling around at HA. I wonder if he has become fast friends with Allahpundit.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (AZGON)

124

Thank you for the new toy. Iz chewed up already. I can haz another?

We Peace on You, Teabaggers!

Deaf to the Evil Juice!

Posted by: Starboardhelm at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (SgSfB)

125

112 105 Save a tree; wipe your ass with a peacenik!

Or a variation on that theme "Save Your Ass, Wipe Out a Peacenik"

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (CfmlF)

126 The web's author is a PaulBot; I wrote him, and he wrote back:

On Feb 4, 2010, at 1:00 PM, Trevor Lyman wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAt6Pf7jZjA

or that.

I get my news on terror from the CIA- not Hannity.

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 04, 2010 09:03 AM (oT1aA)

127 Oh, and thank you Laura for this thread. It's too funny!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:04 AM (CfmlF)

128 They keep nixing "AIM HERE!" Keep putting it back.

Posted by: ddiddly at February 04, 2010 09:04 AM (htagz)

129

Help! Sarcastic Right-Wingers have Hijacked my Blimp!

Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 04, 2010 09:05 AM (euuyg)

130 "Thank you for not smoking"

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:05 AM (AZGON)

131

defiantly displaying a message of peace

Because peace is so damned unpopular and controversial.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 04, 2010 09:05 AM (1fanL)

132 I'm lacking in creativity, best I could come up with were: Our bullets and bombs are dipped in pork fat, and Don't torture terrorists -- stone them!

Posted by: unknown jane at February 04, 2010 09:05 AM (5/yRG)

133 Will that blimp be contributing to global warming climate change?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 04, 2010 09:05 AM (1Jaio)

134 Yeah, they are definitely censoring the messages.

I'm out of votes, but it would be good to make an entry about censoring peace messages.

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2010 09:05 AM (sey23)

135 122 A couple of them seem to have disappeared... ?

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2010 01:03 PM (sey23)

I agree. I think they're starting to delete that one's that don't match their Peace Blimp philosophy.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 04, 2010 09:05 AM (Vu6sl)

136 that was an enjoyable little exercise.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 04, 2010 09:06 AM (DIYmd)

137 They've deleted the best ones, "Aim HERE" and all the ones that mentioned pudding!

Posted by: Al from NJ at February 04, 2010 09:06 AM (Um+VK)

138 136 Y-not

You get your votes back when they delete the message you voted for.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 04, 2010 09:07 AM (tf9Ne)

139 Where'd all these Rethuglican comments come from?

Someone in Peace Blimp Central needs to censor all of these comments. The First Amendment needs to be protected from these neandethals!

Awesome, if that had been posted anonymously I'd still be wondering if it was serious or parody.

Posted by: Brendan at February 04, 2010 09:07 AM (2jQGY)

140 How about "Hi, my name is Michelle and I am the Peace Blimp"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 04, 2010 09:07 AM (Vu6sl)

141 Celebrate the Spirit of 38!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2010 09:07 AM (7BU4a)

142 It must be floating moonbat day. Here Canada gave $130,000 to an Argentine artist to create a giant floating banana covered with anti-Bush slogans to be floated over Texas. No need to worry about air space violations or any of that, he cashed the check and disappeared.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2010 09:07 AM (xxgag)

143 I'm out of votes, but it would be good to make an entry about censoring peace messages. [cough] clear your cache [cough]

Posted by: carin at February 04, 2010 09:08 AM (3usbu)

144 It would be fun to shoot it down

Posted by: Brad at February 04, 2010 09:08 AM (2GsJg)

145 Well, given that the jack-booted thug running it is a Paulbot, how about a simple F*** Ron Paul?

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2010 09:08 AM (sey23)

146 It's requiring a login to vote now. Drat.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2010 09:09 AM (pg/HS)

147 And for some reason I can't post a suggestion.

Hey Libtards. Your party has a bill in congress to repeal the first amendment.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:09 AM (8NGHm)

148 "Because Michelle Obama isn't lighter than air."

Posted by: Michael at February 04, 2010 09:09 AM (FC2+c)

149 "Peace Blimp, BITCHES!" is mine! Surprised they haven't deleted it yet!

Posted by: DarkFlounder at February 04, 2010 09:09 AM (dMkAO)

150 I don't know. The whole blimp idea seems to crop up in post-apolyptic style movies all the time. Blade Runner had that crazy "Sushi Good" blimp. And then in the live action version of Aeon Flux had that crazy old man in the blimp.

Posted by: HeftyJo at February 04, 2010 09:09 AM (0/c8m)

151 I approve this meaasge - UBL

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 04, 2010 09:10 AM (ucq49)

152 How about a simple:
Congress: "Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare"

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2010 09:10 AM (sey23)

153 Crap, I just tried to suggest "Your mom is a hamster; your dad smells of elderberries" -- but it's not letting me post...bummer.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 04, 2010 09:10 AM (5/yRG)

154 #144 Pure awesome. Proving that there is something weird in Canadian drinking water, and it ain't ethanol.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:10 AM (AZGON)

155 It must be floating moonbat day. Here Canada gave $130,000 to an Argentine artist to create a giant floating banana covered with anti-Bush slogans to be floated over Texas. No need to worry about air space violations or any of that, he cashed the check and disappeared. Posted by: WalrusRex at February 04, 2010 01:07 PM (xxgag) hey nice work if you can get it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2010 09:10 AM (0GFWk)

156 "Is there a bowl of pudding big enough for this bag?"

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at February 04, 2010 09:10 AM (WVBjj)

157 I think we broke the chew toy.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:10 AM (8NGHm)

158

An Argentinian artist name Caesar SaÃ«z who lived in Quebec applied to the Canada Arts Council and to the Quebec counterpart (le Conseil des Arts et des Lettres du QuÃ©bec) to create a 300-metre long flying banana made of bamboo and a type of synthetic paper (resembling Tyvex?) in order to denounce George Bush. The banana was to fly over the state of Texas.

SaÃ«z left the country. And no one knows of the whereabouts of this work of art.

He didn't want to get shot up for money. A Moonbat and his constituents tax dollars are soon parted...

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 09:11 AM (OlN4e)

159 It would appear they are on to us! Bummer

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2010 09:11 AM (7BU4a)

160

Don't forget to recommend a slogan in 'What Should the Blimp say?'

I never cared much for anything Rosie O'Donnell had to say and am sorry to see that she, apparently, is back.

Posted by: Gravity Dick at February 04, 2010 09:11 AM (U0oFg)

161

PEACE BLIMP AKA ROSIE O'DONNELL

Posted by: FUBAR at February 04, 2010 09:11 AM (1fanL)

162 Aw, the website makes you log in to vote now.

Which makes it more secure than Obama's campaign donation page.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2010 09:11 AM (RwPdb)

163 We are surrounded by servile scum...

Posted by: rawmuse at February 04, 2010 09:11 AM (6Kciv)

164

"i am dick cheney's cock"

that was GOLD whoever did it

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at February 04, 2010 09:11 AM (E0EDC)

165

I never cared much for anything Rosie O'Donnell had to say and am sorry to see that she, apparently, is back.

Posted by: Gravity Dick at February 04, 2010 01:11 PM (U0oFg)

OK, that was coincidental.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 04, 2010 09:12 AM (1fanL)

166 [cough] clear your cache [cough]

[hack] search your cookies for 'peace' and 'blimp' and delete them [hack]

Posted by: David in San Diego at February 04, 2010 09:12 AM (GF+6V)

167 They got some crazy censorship on that peace blimp.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 04, 2010 09:13 AM (DIYmd)

168 "Gordon's alive???"

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:13 AM (AZGON)

169

Where = Lakehurst, New Jersey is now #2!

Vote it up here

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at February 04, 2010 09:13 AM (c5OiO)

170 I wanted to post "Islam means "peace", IslamBlimp" but it wouldn't let me.

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:13 AM (v0kvW)

171 I think the hippies should fly their blimp over Arkansas during deer season.

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 09:13 AM (OlN4e)

172 I guess my "slap me around like I owed you money" didnt make the cut.

Posted by: Val Prieto at February 04, 2010 09:13 AM (GSKW/)

173 They've raised $372 so far... THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN.... or something. Get real, hippies don't have money.

Posted by: aimsworth at February 04, 2010 09:13 AM (COlx6)

174

@$$holes closed the forum for more voting

Posted by: Fallen Sparrow at February 04, 2010 09:14 AM (SOf9N)

175 WE KILLED THE PEACE BLIMP!

Posted by: DarkFlounder at February 04, 2010 09:14 AM (dMkAO)

176 "dust off and nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

Posted by: Wind Rider at February 04, 2010 09:14 AM (XhSwc)

177 I think the hippies should fly their blimp over Arkansas during deer season. Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 01:13 PM (OlN4e) Ya know I had no idea hippies could fly? Maybe one will jump out and prove me wrong.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2010 09:14 AM (0GFWk)

178 They've raised $372 so far... That won't buy even a handful of helium tanks. But it will buy a nice stash of chronic.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:15 AM (AZGON)

179 After looking at this beastie, I'd just go with a Dharma symbol and the word "BLIMP".

Posted by: saishutu at February 04, 2010 09:15 AM (OV2dy)

180 Laura may we have another game to play this little table is crampy and my helmet won't come off.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 09:15 AM (0ZWfs)

181 I tried to post "All I want is a Piece at Home and a Broad", but is broken now.

Posted by: jonsten at February 04, 2010 09:16 AM (r7S15)

182 We've been busted. They closed the voting. Just like the libs, no free speech.

Posted by: MPFS, Demon Sheep Ate My Fish Sticks at February 04, 2010 09:16 AM (QuP9W)

183 Lol - who said the blimp should fly up Barney Frank's squeakhole? LOLZ

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:16 AM (v0kvW)

184 "SNED OMABA BAKC TO KEYNA!"

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 04, 2010 09:16 AM (/nizg)

185 Fucking hippies. Too lazy to work and you can't eat them. Fertilizer might be the only useful thing they could be used for. They might grow mushrooms.

Posted by: maddogg at February 04, 2010 09:16 AM (OlN4e)

186 I will repeat.

I got the perfect place for it to fly the blimp.

Knob Creek Gun Range, West Point, Kentucky. During April and October when they have the Machinegun Shoot.

Those in the know will understand.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:16 AM (8NGHm)

187 forum is closed, no more voting

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at February 04, 2010 09:16 AM (WVBjj)

188 They've locked down the "What should the blimp say", but not "Where should the blimp fly". Yet.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 04, 2010 09:17 AM (RwPdb)

189 You know, if you visit the blimpy home page, you can click a linky to e-mail your resumÃ© and talents to devote to the project. A guy could have a lot of fun with that. Like sending some copypasta from "Mein Kampf."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:17 AM (AZGON)

190 And now that they've shut down the site and I have to get back to work, I keep coming up with new things to post.

I'll get the lotion.

The PEACE BLIMP! Soon we'll be making another run. The PEACE BLIMP!

Protect the 1st Amendment. Delete the posts you don't agree with!

Posted by: DarkFlounder at February 04, 2010 09:18 AM (dMkAO)

191 #187
That was me. Than you.

Posted by: MPFS, Demon Sheep Ate My Fish Sticks at February 04, 2010 09:18 AM (QuP9W)

192 The guy is plugging for ten million dollars! Who knew the peace racket could be so lucrative. Hmmm. I don't have much around my homestead to go on, but what do you guys think of the Peace Pinto? I think with a million or so, I could get it running.

Posted by: DngrMse at February 04, 2010 09:19 AM (H9G+6)

193 At the rate they are going, it's going to be some balding hippy with a ponytail strapped to a lawn chair with about 4000 balloons attached.

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:19 AM (v0kvW)

194 WORSHIP ME AND DESPAIR!

Oh and I need to come up with a slogan for the blimp.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 04, 2010 09:19 AM (8WZWv)

195 Hey, I just voted in the 'where' category. I voted to send it to Chernobyl. For the suntan. Hurry, before the hippy closes the fun!

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:20 AM (AZGON)

196 "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."

Posted by: goozer at February 04, 2010 09:20 AM (dufK4)

197 "For the first time in my life, I'm proud to be a moron..."

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at February 04, 2010 09:20 AM (WVBjj)

198

Make your suggestions on what the blimp should say . . .

What do they mean what the blip should say? Are they afraid of using the F-bomb? Komrade Zero and his staffers sure are not . . . F'g retards!

Posted by: Gravity Dick at February 04, 2010 09:20 AM (U0oFg)

199 *throws 'Nam Grunt outdoors to run and play cowboys & indians*

Leave the helmet on for now.

Posted by: lauraw at February 04, 2010 09:20 AM (9GGbj)

200

They've either closed for new suggestions or cannot handle the traffic.

But their blog is still unsoiled to play in!

Posted by: Cyn at February 04, 2010 09:20 AM (rGdHd)

201 At the rate they are going, it's going to be some balding hippy with a ponytail strapped to a lawn chair with about 4000 balloons attached. Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 01:19 PM (v0kvW) Nah, he'd send KT up first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2010 09:20 AM (0GFWk)

202 The whole blimp idea seems to crop up in post-apolyptic style movies all the time. Blade Runner had that crazy "Sushi Good" blimp. And then in the live action version of Aeon Flux had that crazy old man in the blimp.

Fifth Element had the flying noodle stand.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (ZJ/un)

203 They closed the voting. Musta got tired of laughing too much, perhaps?

Posted by: TXMarko at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (jovT4)

204
A guy could have a lot of fun with that. Like sending some copypasta from "Mein Kampf."

Or Chairman Mao's speeches, although they probably already have them on their iPod.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (fx8sm)

205 Mine was How's that Hope and Change working out you IDIOTS They yanked it pretty quick. Nothing like freedom of speech Censorship !!11!! Eleventy ! Where's my bong...

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (pZEar)

206 First of all, never badmouth blimp suasion

Posted by: Guvnah at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (Rg8DN)

207 What happened to the infamous Peace Pig?

Posted by: moi at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (ZIRWI)

208 I am so proud of my fellow morons for breaking this toy.
We are legion.
Or something.
Apparently.

Posted by: Y-not at February 04, 2010 09:21 AM (sey23)

209 Heehee! I just hopped onto an expendable, low-level staffer's computer, and submitted "This idea is fucking retarded."

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at February 04, 2010 09:22 AM (5npD/)

210 That will be one big ass target. Let the games begin.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at February 04, 2010 09:22 AM (3IZGh)

211 They already deleted the comment I poated. Sore losers.

Posted by: Cyn at February 04, 2010 09:22 AM (rGdHd)

212 All your helium are belong to us.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at February 04, 2010 09:22 AM (GWXuo)

213 "What should the blimp say?"

Get high...... on the Peace Blimp.

Posted by: pitythefool at February 04, 2010 09:22 AM (Sg8sX)

214 Perfect slogan.

This Dipping brought to you by the Morons at Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:22 AM (8NGHm)

215 "I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage called the blood of the exploited working class!"

"No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful.
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful."

Posted by: DarkFlounder at February 04, 2010 09:23 AM (dMkAO)

216

What happened to the infamous Peace Pig? Posted by: moi at February 04, 2010 01:21 PM (ZIRWI)

BBQ

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at February 04, 2010 09:23 AM (3IZGh)

217 203,

Hahahaha, how about cowboys and muslim savage terrorists, shoot one for Mom!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 09:23 AM (0ZWfs)

218 The top vote-getter slams Obama, so we have that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 09:23 AM (mR7mk)

219 OK, which one of you morons submitted 'Up with miniskirts'?

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 04, 2010 09:23 AM (hoowK)

220

Where = Lakehurst, New Jersey is now #2!

I just gave it 3 thumbs up!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:23 AM (CfmlF)

221 What are the chances of getting hit in the face with it, it you piss out of the blimp?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2010 09:24 AM (0GFWk)

222 213 - Diet Coke. Nose. Ouch!

LOL

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at February 04, 2010 09:24 AM (WVBjj)

223 I suggested "who should ride on the blimp" Olbermann, Maddow, Andrea Mitchell ...and a live hand grenade.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:24 AM (AZGON)

224 Who posted?

My turgid, purple-headed member.

Give him a stroke and watch the white doves explode from his head!

Bucking Frilliant.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:24 AM (8NGHm)

225
They're moderating the blog comments too, the cowards. Guess they won't be coming to Texas, though.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 09:24 AM (fx8sm)

226

"Ah, now I see Laura's link. Sorry. I clicked over to H2 and then got excited and came back. "

They've got boobs and swears over there.

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 09:25 AM (5npD/)

227 There can be only one message: Binge Responsibly!

Posted by: Guvnah at February 04, 2010 09:26 AM (Rg8DN)

228 The peace blimp? Old friend of mine. Good at holding up the red ringed bullseye targets.

Posted by: The War Zeppelin at February 04, 2010 09:27 AM (enjNp)

229 I was wondering what sort of ordinance would be necessary to drop it...

Money. Lack thereof.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 04, 2010 09:27 AM (JreS3)

230 Apparently it really is hard out there for a blimp.

Posted by: Iskandar at February 04, 2010 09:27 AM (/o58C)

231 You morons made me stay up waaay past midnight drinking beer, won't happen today I promise. LOL

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 09:27 AM (0ZWfs)

232 Like lighter-than-air aircraft, APPEASEMENT, perfected for the Nazis

Posted by: andycanuck at February 04, 2010 09:27 AM (2qU2d)

233 Oh well. Back to eating cookie dough and masturbating.

Posted by: G$ at February 04, 2010 09:27 AM (nEatY)

234 %$# sock

Posted by: lurker at February 04, 2010 09:28 AM (pZEar)

235

I voted for, "Becky, Will You Marry Me?"

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 04, 2010 09:28 AM (enjNp)

236 Where should the blimp fly? Just added... "into the 2-meter exhaust port Don't forget the photon torpedoes."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:28 AM (AZGON)

237 Thanks for this, LauraW. It was fun while it lasted.

And congratulations to whoever posted "Aim High" -- you get to take home the squeaky bit we chewed out of that toy!

Posted by: mongerel at February 04, 2010 09:28 AM (ZszgD)

238 unable to be dismissed, ignored or brushed aside

Would you care to phrase that in the form of a wager?

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 04, 2010 09:28 AM (X0NX1)

239 I posted "I'm on a Blimp!"

I voted up Cuffy's Lakehurst location, too.

They will probably have to google that one...

Posted by: TXMarko at February 04, 2010 09:29 AM (jovT4)

240 234 Apparently it really is hard out there for a blimp.

heh!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:29 AM (CfmlF)

241 Posted by: mongerel at February 04, 2010 01:28 PM (ZszgD)

I think that was me.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:29 AM (8NGHm)

242 I kind of liked my "Get outta my Sky or Die" phrase.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 09:29 AM (0ZWfs)

243 I like B+ on both sides.

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 04, 2010 09:30 AM (oT1aA)

244 Post has been updated.

Posted by: lauraw at February 04, 2010 09:30 AM (9GGbj)

245 Feeling tired of the same old wars? Stop Communism.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2010 09:31 AM (7FgWm)

246 235 You morons made me stay up waaay past midnight drinking beer, won't happen today I promise. LOL
Ha! I saw that you were making a rare foray out on the ONT (I just lurked). You were pretty darn funny.

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:31 AM (CfmlF)

247 Dudes, don't give up. Voting on where and who flies are still open. Someone beat me to it: Where should the blimp fly? In Uranus.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:31 AM (AZGON)

248 You morons made me stay up waaay past midnight drinking beer, won't happen today I promise. LOL
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt

Yeah, because after midnight today it will already be tomorrow, so, no worries NG! I will be asleep, though...

Posted by: TXMarko at February 04, 2010 09:32 AM (jovT4)

249 Chew toy is gone, we need a knew chew toy.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:32 AM (8NGHm)

250 My suggestion for where it should fly was "Over Iran with no warning. They like that". Into a volcano & the squeakhole ones cracked me up too. I can't imagine how fried your brain has to be to think this is a good idea & I did a LOT of drugs.

Posted by: lurker at February 04, 2010 09:32 AM (pZEar)

251 I am not a Klingon you f'g retards!

Posted by: Michelle O. at February 04, 2010 09:32 AM (U0oFg)

252

"They Plump When You Dip 'Em"

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:32 AM (CfmlF)

253 251,

I'm "funny like a clown, I'm here to amuse you?"

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 09:33 AM (0ZWfs)

254 Who should fly? Just posted: "Carrot-Top, The President, and Levi Johnston However, it must be a one-way ticket."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:34 AM (AZGON)

255 I just added Bill Lumbergh as Who Should Ride in Blimp.

Posted by: MPFS, Demon Sheep Ate My Fish Sticks at February 04, 2010 09:34 AM (QuP9W)

256 Fly the Retarded Skies?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Proprietor International House of Bacons at February 04, 2010 09:34 AM (erIg9)

257 Props to illtemperedcur for the Dennehy shout out.

Posted by: rockhead at February 04, 2010 09:34 AM (RykTt)

258 Who should ride the blimp...

Rosie, Roseanne Barr and that fat ass Code Pink chick...

It'd never get off the ground.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:35 AM (8NGHm)

259 I think this is just some sharp operator looking to scam a bunch of moonbats out of their money. I'm very jealous, I wish I'd thought of the idea.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 04, 2010 09:35 AM (JreS3)

260
That was fun, nothing better than making stupid smelly hippies cry in frustration by taking a big crap on their fucking retarded ideas.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 09:35 AM (fx8sm)

261 You morons made me stay up waaay past midnight drinking beer, won't happen today I promise. LOL Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 01:27 PM (0ZWfs) Yeah, I'm feelin' it. Switch to gin.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 04, 2010 09:36 AM (/nizg)

262 Where should the blimp fly? Just put up: "Really, really close to some NYC skyscrapers Oh, wait. Air Force One already did that last year. My bad."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:36 AM (AZGON)

263 Maybe if we get lucky all of that activity will spawn a few trolls that can come over here so we can make them cry.

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:36 AM (v0kvW)

264 I do not care for the blimp - it insists upon itself.

Posted by: butch at February 04, 2010 09:37 AM (8X9tr)

265 It floats like a fuckin' hammer.

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:38 AM (v0kvW)

266 Heh! Obama misprounces the word "corpsman" 3 times at the National Prayer Breakfast. He pronounced it "corpse man"--Heh! Rush said "Apparently, the teleprompter doesn't have a pronunciation guide.

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:38 AM (CfmlF)

267 I wonder what the carbon footprint of running a blimp is?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 04, 2010 09:38 AM (JreS3)

268 Soooo proud to be a winger and a moron, I more than hate liberals cockholsters, it has become a obsession.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 09:38 AM (0ZWfs)

269 Like David in San Diego said, just remove the .peaceblimp cookies from your browser and you can still post new items in the Where and Who pages.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:39 AM (AZGON)

270 That was fun while it lasted. I got a grin ear to ear from that Ball Dipping Goodness.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:39 AM (8NGHm)

271 wouldn't let me post.

Posted by: willow at February 04, 2010 09:41 AM (7FgWm)

272 And Richard Reid is now the #1 person who should fly on the blimp!

I love you guys!

Posted by: DarkFlounder at February 04, 2010 09:41 AM (dMkAO)

273
It oughta say:

TEOTWAWKI Coming to a Town Near You. Right Now.

Posted by: Slavedog at February 04, 2010 09:41 AM (H6Jyg)

274 Heh! Obama misprounces the word "corpsman" 3 times at the National Prayer Breakfast. He pronounced it "corpse man"--Heh! Rush said "Apparently, the teleprompter doesn't have a pronunciation guide.

It's funny how all that "Bush is an idiot" karma is working itself out.

Posted by: rockhead at February 04, 2010 09:42 AM (RykTt)

275 Not fair, they took away my Up Barney Frank's Squeakhole.

_{intolerant fuckers}

Posted by: MPFS, Demon Sheep Ate My Fish Sticks at February 04, 2010 09:42 AM (QuP9W)

276 Where should the blimp fly? just posted "Through William Shatner's living room window ...smothering him like a velvet pillow. Because it would be awesome."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:43 AM (AZGON)

277

Things I would have entered, were the suggestions still open:

"( . Y . )"

and

"This blimp is carbon neutral - it is filled with Al Gore's last speech."

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 09:43 AM (5npD/)

278

For "Who should ride" and "where to fly" I put, "definitely NOT the person who keeps deleting suggestions"

Let's see if we can get it to the top!

Posted by: theBman at February 04, 2010 09:43 AM (/vN7m)

279 273 I wonder what the carbon footprint of running a blimp is?

I was wondering that too. It can't be small--that's a lot of Gaia killing carbon spewing from those burners.

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:44 AM (CfmlF)

280

Lakehurst, NJ just got deleted...

{punches hippie}

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at February 04, 2010 09:46 AM (c5OiO)

281 Who should fly the blimp? just posted "Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi The helium in their skulls would improve the blimp's lift characteristics."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:46 AM (AZGON)

282 #243 I posted "I'm on a Blimp!"

Best yet!

Posted by: DngrMse at February 04, 2010 09:47 AM (H9G+6)

283

To Serve Man

From a 60s Twilight Zone episode. The aliens' book titled "To Serve Man", when translated was in fact, a cookbook

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 04, 2010 09:47 AM (ucq49)

284 They are shutting down the who and where forum. Damn Liberal censors got no respect for the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:47 AM (8NGHm)

285 Oh well, they just closed all the voting...

Posted by: theBman at February 04, 2010 09:48 AM (/vN7m)

286 HA! HA!

My suggestion to fly it at the Knob Creek Gun Range Machinegun Shot is at the top of the where list.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:48 AM (8NGHm)

287 I haven't seen anything this funny on the web since we scraped Andrew Sullivan off of the blade of Ace's rapier-like wit, put it in a blender filled with pudding, and mailed it to Rom in the shape of a fish.

Posted by: K~Bob at February 04, 2010 09:49 AM (m24lF)

288 Rush playing the Obama "corpsman" clip now.

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:49 AM (CfmlF)

289

LOL! "Navy Corpse Man"!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 09:50 AM (CfmlF)

290

"OT... I see Dum-Dum is trolling around at HA. I wonder if he has become fast friends with Allahpundit."

Yeah, speaking of chew toys..

I was reading the 2,000,000 Jobs Saved or Created thread, and there he is.

When he refers to Obama, I can't help but think of some drugged addled groupie waiting in the tour bus for the big star to get off stage and share a night of unbridled passion. Except in this case, the big star doesn't even give our groupie a second look. Instead he passes her to the bus driver who chili dogs her and kicks her to the curb without so much as the courtesy of a towel to clean up the mess.

Unfortunately, our groupie can't even bring herself to admit how humiliated and used she was. Instead, she goes on and on to anyone who will listen about what a great night she had partying with the band.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at February 04, 2010 09:50 AM (E0EDC)

291 This has been a case study of how naive these dipshits are. Anyone with even a somewhat realistic world view would have seen this barrage coming and locked it down ahead of time. These idiots are so full of love and dope that they can't even anticipate practical joking. And they deign to tell the rest of us how we should think?

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:50 AM (v0kvW)

292 Ah well, looks like the hippy has closed down the fun. Square, man, what a square.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:50 AM (AZGON)

293

"Damn Liberal censors got no respect for the 1st Amendment."

Hang on a sec...I'd like to show you something. It's called my "shocked face."

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 09:50 AM (5npD/)

294 Uhh, that should be "Rahm," but then again, I'm a f@cking retard moron.

Posted by: K~Bob at February 04, 2010 09:50 AM (m24lF)

295 Think I should register for the blimp site, tell them how Hypocritical they are and direct them to Ace of Spades so we can dip our balls some more?

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:51 AM (8NGHm)

296 It is normal and cartier watches perhaps also happens to you.

Made of Awesome.

Posted by: grognard at February 04, 2010 09:52 AM (v0kvW)

297 Corpse-man? Corpse-man? Okay, it's official. People, epsecially conservatives like Medved, have GOT to stop discussing Obama by starting out "He's brilliant and intelligent, but..." This guy isn't even a decent actor in his skills. A community college drama student could learn his lines better than this spoogewanker.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:52 AM (AZGON)

298 You can try to write to me....but you'll be rather disappointed.

Posted by: ROM Emmanuel at February 04, 2010 09:53 AM (5npD/)

299

Holger,

Brilliant! The hippies don't get the joke! They think you are sending an anti-gun message!

Posted by: Tres Nalgas at February 04, 2010 09:53 AM (iZTRW)

300 Please seek immediate medical attention if you have a cartier watches lasting longer than four hours.

Posted by: Swatchagra at February 04, 2010 09:54 AM (5npD/)

301 Posted by: Tres Nalgas at February 04, 2010 01:53 PM (iZTRW)

That is what is so beautiful about it.

Machinegun shoot is just what it sounds like. Full auto assault rifles, Sub machine guns, belt-fed light, medium and heavy machine-guns, even motorized gatling guns.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 09:55 AM (8NGHm)

302 Shazbot! They removed my "Nuke Mecca" suggestion. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 04, 2010 09:56 AM (i3AsK)

303 306 You can try to write to me....but you'll be rather disappointed.

Posted by: ROM Emmanuel at February 04, 2010 01:53 PM (5npD/)

Yeah, I once wrote some post somewhere where I referred to the former House Majority Leader Armey as "Dick Army."

Some fzck-ups are better than the correct text.

Posted by: K~Bob at February 04, 2010 09:56 AM (m24lF)

304 Machinegun shoot is just what it sounds like. Full auto assault rifles, Sub machine guns, belt-fed light, medium and heavy machine-guns, even motorized gatling guns. And given the workmanship for which hippies are renowned, I'll bet you could take it down with a pellet gun.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 04, 2010 09:58 AM (AZGON)

305 The moral of this story is that blimpin' ain't easy.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at February 04, 2010 09:59 AM (xxgag)

306 Big Brotha is watching you

Posted by: Say What? at February 04, 2010 10:01 AM (vwh8M)

307 This is how big of a dick I am.

Posted by: BHO at February 04, 2010 10:02 AM (klYzc)

308 You can also contribute money at their main page. They are only $499,628 short of the $500,000 needed for one month of blimp flying.

Posted by: Leroy Duckets at February 04, 2010 10:05 AM (huB0B)

309

Yeah, I kept trying to put this on the blimp...

"Hey hippie, get a bath, get a job, and see how YOU like paying taxes!!"

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at February 04, 2010 10:05 AM (+3fAP)

310 My contribution would have been some of the epic Warhammer 40K quotes such as:

Peace is not in our vocabulary

My armour is contempt

Blessed is a closed mind filled with faith

Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realize that you have no right to let them live.

While vile mutants still draw breath, there can be no peace. While obscene heretics' hearts still beat, there can be no respite. While faithless traitors still live, there can be no forgiveness.

An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded

Posted by: Sam at February 04, 2010 10:11 AM (Cxsey)

311

21 I voted for "We Surrender. Allahu Akbar!"

Shouldn't it be: "We Surrender, Akbar Zib!"

Posted by: steve at February 04, 2010 10:11 AM (nd0uY)

312 RE Death Star. So, when Luke is buzzing the Death Star, he shoots his torpedoes, and they go out ahead of him a few hundred yards, and then they make a 90 degree turn into the manhole. And it's a turn so sharp that matchbox racers would have a hard time following. WTF?

Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 04, 2010 10:13 AM (euuyg)

313 One .30 bullet would ruin their day.

Posted by: GarandFan at February 04, 2010 10:15 AM (ZQBnQ)

314

I got to the party just as at closing time. Weep, weep, mourn, mourn. That was truly hilarious.

The wolfpack strikes again!

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 04, 2010 10:18 AM (e+wCK)

315

I suggested: "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

Me likey too many of the rest to even list.

Posted by: Texan at February 04, 2010 10:22 AM (LmmGq)

316 Latest blog update on Peace Blimp site:

"PeaceBlimp.com under attack by neo-cons February 4th, 2010

On itÂ’s second day of life a post to the HotAir.com headlines had brought over 8,000 pro-war supports to the site in under five hours. TheyÂ’ve been spamming the suggestion links beyond usability. If the anti-war movement would show such passion the war would be over. Will they?"

http://peaceblimp.com/blog/

Posted by: Leroy Duckets at February 04, 2010 10:28 AM (huB0B)

317 Obvious Moron suggestions:

Scrote the Pudding!
Need to Know before Buying Wace Ligs.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 10:28 AM (8NGHm)

318 Someone put up "Give War A Chance" and it had a handful of votes, but it was taken down. Too bad.

Posted by: fb at February 04, 2010 10:28 AM (G60Nl)

319 Posted by: Leroy Duckets at February 04, 2010 02:28 PM (huB0B)

Beautiful. Ball. Dipping. Goodness.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 10:29 AM (8NGHm)

320 "under attack by neo-cons" - cracks me up. Useless dhimmis.

Posted by: kcs at February 04, 2010 10:31 AM (CrJzY)

321 now, at the blog:

Your comment is awaiting moderation.

Posted by: Giant Obama Crab at February 04, 2010 10:32 AM (4LT+Q)

322

Thanks for the laughs, M&M's - I read the original post, then went to lunch with the hubs; wish I had thought to get a screenshot before I left. I figured it would take a LOT longer for them to figure that out....

Maybe one of you intrepid webmasters could come up with your own "Peace Blimp" type of site where we could all put those great sarcastic remarks up - a Peace Balloon or something?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 04, 2010 10:36 AM (b2gvM)

323 I just tried voting (late to the party) and it *did* work. Maybe a subtle slogan like "Peace In Our Time" should be promoted--one the Dhimmicrats won't get.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 04, 2010 10:43 AM (ujg0T)

324 Posted by: Giant Obama Crab at February 04, 2010 02:32 PM (4LT+Q)

I just posted on their blog http://preview.tinyurl.com/yf3m75k

hahhahahhahahhahahahah!

How does our Teabag taste?

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 10:43 AM (8NGHm)

325 We need to have a War Blimp that has slogans on it like, "Die, Hippies, Die." I'll start a collection...

Posted by: Angry Beaver at February 04, 2010 10:44 AM (/2Gd8)

326 My contribution: "Jefferson Peace Blimp"

Posted by: Show Trial Jim Mora at February 04, 2010 10:45 AM (+/6so)

327 I went full-out troll and made a fake account. We'll see how long that lasts.

Posted by: Frank Nitti at February 04, 2010 10:45 AM (YmPwQ)

328 I even gave them a throw away e-mail address in hopes that they email me. Then I can sign them up for all the nasty pron and right-wing news sites that I can!

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 10:46 AM (8NGHm)

329 I managed to get a couple up in all 3 catagories- I guess it's a waiting game to see how long they go before oppressing me.

Posted by: Bill H at February 04, 2010 10:53 AM (q8CmE)

330

My suggestion is on the 1st page with 8 votes now.

I'm sure they'll remove it soon.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at February 04, 2010 11:01 AM (E0EDC)

331

My suggestion is on the 1st page with 8 votes now.

I'm sure they'll remove it soon.

"Peace in our time" is still there. Let's sneak it in. The dupes have no history.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 04, 2010 11:06 AM (ujg0T)

332

"LOLÂ…Â”neo-consÂ”Â…thatÂ’s so 2004. Get with the times sheila itÂ’s Â“tea-baggersÂ” now so enjoy your tea-bagging!"

My comment on the blog. Waiting moderation :-)

Posted by: Bosk at February 04, 2010 11:14 AM (pUO5u)

333 I got the perfect place for it to fly...

Knob Creek Gun Range, West Point, Kentucky. During April and October.

Those in the know will understand.

That one's my favorite so far. I lmao when I saw it!

Posted by: kelh at February 04, 2010 11:17 AM (o5Ax/)

334 Plan Ahea

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Posted by: CUS at February 04, 2010 11:18 AM (wOGfT)

335

Note to hippies: To mock is not the same thing as to attack.

Also, try a little soap and water.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 04, 2010 11:44 AM (B+qrE)

336

"LOLÂ…Â”neo-consÂ”Â…thatÂ’s so 2004. Get with the times sheila itÂ’s Â“tea-baggersÂ” now so enjoy your tea-bagging!""

Actually, it's racist teabagging Nazis.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 04, 2010 12:01 PM (ucq49)

337

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/blimp/

Blimps! You want blimps? Weebls stuff imagines what it takes to have a real peace (mmm, a piece!) blimp!

Posted by: Richgard at February 04, 2010 12:01 PM (Yqw3v)

338 SCROTE THE PUDDING is down to #3...

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 12:08 PM (XiVKO)

339 Hello! My name is
MICHAEL MOORE

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 12:09 PM (XiVKO)

340 What good, clean fun. I mock, therefor I am. Aim High, indeed!

Posted by: jasonj at February 04, 2010 12:18 PM (69j91)

341 This blimp runs on B+ batteries....

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at February 04, 2010 12:32 PM (WVBjj)

342

SCROTE back up to #1. Good work!

"Joy Behar's Ego (not to scale)"

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 12:42 PM (q/kmn)

343 $372 dollahs still... go hippies go! What would be funny is if we chipped in enough to help get their stupid 'peace' blimp flight. One half is their nice flluffy peace message... the otherside looks like looking into the wrong side of a wet ewok after a late-night valurite-inspired hobo killing spree... fair and balanced!

Posted by: aimsworth at February 04, 2010 01:09 PM (COlx6)

344

Shit, they just deleted my slogan: Scrote the Pudding.

It had 68 votes though. Thank you morons, it was exciting.

Posted by: Speller at February 04, 2010 01:20 PM (o0R2E)

345 I submitted "Save the economy - get a job, hippy!"

Will probably get deleted before it goes anywhere.

Posted by: mpur at February 04, 2010 01:24 PM (946fl)

346 I am honored to serve alongside you M&Ms. Now all we need is a Valu-Rite Slogan.

Posted by: RightWingProf at February 04, 2010 01:34 PM (I8MPS)

347

Congrats, Speller! Someone oughta be keeping track...which Moron Slogans actually make it to #1, how long they stay before getted deleted, etc...

Like the rodeo, except instead of a crazed bull, you're riding a blimp. And instead of a cowboy....us.

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 01:35 PM (q/kmn)

348 <---- FOLLOW ME TO OBAMA'S STASH!

Posted by: reason at February 04, 2010 01:39 PM (q/kmn)

349

My other slogans were:

-Remember the Hindenburg

-Hide the Decline

-Peace Through BACON

all deleted but still surviving is:

-Peace? Never Heard of It.

Posted by: Speller at February 04, 2010 01:43 PM (o0R2E)

350 "Peace Blimp, BITCHES" is still sitting at number #3

I believe you can reallocate your votes.

Posted by: mpur at February 04, 2010 01:45 PM (946fl)

351 My Knob Creek Gun Range Machinegun Shoot suggestion for where is still up and has 82 votes!

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 02:12 PM (8NGHm)

352 Watch me buzz Manhattan!

Posted by: Corona at February 04, 2010 02:13 PM (woZIc)

353 I don't know what those Hippy Tards are bitching about. We increased the traffic on their site like 2 million per cent! (Don't they want to get the message out?) Yeesh!

Posted by: runningrn at February 04, 2010 02:20 PM (CfmlF)

354 "BEANO"

Posted by: Golem14 at February 04, 2010 02:56 PM (2X8VA)

355 "Peace? I like a piece. Know what I mean?"

Posted by: Golem14 at February 04, 2010 02:57 PM (2X8VA)

356 "The Monitors are your friends"

Posted by: Golem14 at February 04, 2010 03:00 PM (2X8VA)

357 I'm amazed that my "Peace Blimp BITCHES!" is still on there, and climbing!!! If I hit #1, the Valu-rite is on me!

Posted by: DarkFlounder at February 04, 2010 03:17 PM (dMkAO)

358

I just put up "The Blimp is For Dippin" and "Palin Supporters For Peace". Let's see how high we can get them before they delete them.

We could do this all night - M&M's don;t sleep, and most of us have no social lives, so I bet we could keep them busy.

Posted by: RightWingProf at February 04, 2010 03:45 PM (I8MPS)

359 Reember - when they delete a coment you've voted for, you get your votes back. So, we can do this over and over.

Posted by: RightWingProf at February 04, 2010 03:48 PM (I8MPS)

360 Vote for me!! (Vladimir Putin) My blimpy brilliance: (Ministry of Propaganda) This site hates Cyrillic, I guess. Look for the (Soviet) Union label. c'mon, ROCK THE VOTE, peepuls!

Posted by: Jimmy don\'t play that at February 04, 2010 04:15 PM (xcwcN)

361

I've never been prouder to be a Moronette

Posted by: Oil Field Trash at February 04, 2010 04:41 PM (76KrA)

362

My wife heard me laughing repeatedly and asked "You're not reading that Ace of Spades site again when you should be doing research, are you?"

Busted.

Don;t ever stop, M&M's - my life would be even more pathetic wthout y'all.

Posted by: RightWingProf at February 04, 2010 05:01 PM (I8MPS)

363

Blame Canada! (then invade)

lolz! I got a vote!!!

Posted by: 5Cats at February 04, 2010 06:31 PM (HBEhc)

364

#368 Simple, yet elegant. Definitely my favorite.

Although I am surprised no one has suggested "The World Is Yours..." (Scarface reference)

Posted by: wytshus at February 04, 2010 07:31 PM (C8byF)

365 "Metlife? I fucked her. And her sister Goodyear, too."

Posted by: mark c at February 04, 2010 07:37 PM (SBIko)

366

oh thats almost as good as the seattle hippy event calender.

def going for the "next stop lakehurst, nj"

Posted by: evil libertarian at February 04, 2010 07:45 PM (x9lGm)

367

They killed my log-in!

Seriously?

Posted by: Oil Field Trash at February 04, 2010 07:52 PM (8WW87)

368 I vote we take a collective dump on Strawberry Fields in Central Park. We can put slogans on paper (toilet paper), and lay them slogan-side-up on the shit. It shall be called 'The Peace of Shit'.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at February 04, 2010 08:27 PM (CMPXK)

369

We shouldn't just mock.

We should help with other issues and modes of transportation:

Appeasement Glider
Surrender Riding Mower
Hippie Cycle (bike, motor)
Vegan Rollerblades
...

Posted by: Ponderosa at February 04, 2010 09:01 PM (djH47)

370 The site is down again...

Posted by: old school lady at February 05, 2010 06:19 AM (TtGBF)

371 Like Emma Gees? go towww.mgshooters.com. Big Sandy Shoot, in beautiful downtown Wickiup, Arizona. March of this year. Bring your hearing protection, and watch out for erections lasting more than four hours. (terminal grinning is a known side effect......) BOOM!

Posted by: jasonj at February 05, 2010 03:31 PM (69j91)

372

Neo-Cons never cease to amaze me. THIS IS A LIBERTARIAN MOVEMENT. An intellectual re-awakening. Of course I wouldn't think for a second that Trotskyites (Neo-Cons) would ever take to heart the words of Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Ludwig von Mises, or Robert Taft. That would be too much.

Let me ask you. How many here have heard of the Christian Just War Theory? I'll take a wage and say none. Any takers?

Posted by: Scott at February 06, 2010 09:39 AM (Va1Nt)

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