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December 23, 2010

Chicago Tribune Tastefully Welcomes Jets To Town
— Ace

That's the Chicago Way.

Posted by: Ace at 01:23 PM | Comments (45)
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1 OK, I'm officially a Bears fan for the rest of the season.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 01:24 PM (IDL9N)

2
That's cute.

Posted by: Soothsayer Sees the Future, and it is bleak at December 23, 2010 01:25 PM (uFokq)

3 Okay now this is clever as all get-out.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2010 01:26 PM (pLTLS)

4 Will the Favre article be shaped like a pair of Crocs?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at December 23, 2010 01:27 PM (+lsX1)

5 Brutal. Was the ad sponsored by Dr. Scholl's or fast actin' Tinactin?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 23, 2010 01:27 PM (eCAn3)

6 Rex Ryan releases new Christmas single: "Tonight ( I'm Footing You)!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 01:28 PM (tJjm/)

7 That is fucking sweet!

Posted by: some1 at December 23, 2010 01:28 PM (0F7Xm)

Will the Favre article be shaped like a pair of Crocs?

He should only be so lucky. If it were a take on his junk they could only get 15 words in.

_{I can't believe how f'ng tiny he is!!!!}

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2010 01:28 PM (pLTLS)

9 Seriously, someone(s) in the layout dept. has a fantastic sense of humor.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 23, 2010 01:28 PM (bQ5xy)

10 _{I can't believe how f'ng tiny he is!!!!}

OMG. I can't bring myself to look.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 01:29 PM (IDL9N)

11 Was it a scratch & sniff article?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 01:30 PM (tJjm/)

OMG. I can't bring myself to look.

DON'T DO IT.

Consider that your Xmas gift ; )

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2010 01:30 PM (pLTLS)

13 So can I ask, what woman finds a picture of a guy's junk... umm, attractive? 'Cause the meat and two veg are definitely not what I find most appealing about the male form.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 01:32 PM (IDL9N)

14 An army without a leader is like a foot without a big toe. Rex "Sgt. Hulka" Ryan

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2010 01:32 PM (TMB3S)

Awesome, but don't make it a one-off.

Next, they should make one of Rahm's mayoral op-eds in the form of a ballerina outfit.

Posted by: The Q at December 23, 2010 01:32 PM (5qBd2)

16 I think they should leave his wife the fuck alone.

Posted by: Moi at December 23, 2010 01:35 PM (Ez4Ql)

17 @13: How about a kielbasa and brussels sprouts?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 01:36 PM (tJjm/)

I think they should leave his wife the fuck alone.

Why? He's a public figure. By extension she is as well. They can go complain about it while they spend their millions.

If it is her, the stupidity of maknig a video in this day in age is of epic proportions. And if she posted the videos herself than she really is no sympathic person.

No sympathy for the retarded by choice.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2010 01:41 PM (pLTLS)

19 If the videos were posted by the wife, I don't see that she's off-limits. I wouldn't drag her into the public eye just because he's a public figure, but apparently she's quite happy to make herself a public spectacle.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 01:43 PM (IDL9N)

20 Actually, this may not work out for the Bears the way they think it will. The Jets players absolutely love Ryan and they thrive on the negative shit that has been coming their way all year, much of it self-inflicted. I'm betting they play their asses off this week for Rex.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2010 01:47 PM (TMB3S)

21 It's always nice when the big fat blowhards get STFU. This foot licker was the next Vince Lombardi the week leading up to the Patriots game; so full of himself until the Pats knocked the Jets and his pervert dick in the dirt. Fuck him.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at December 23, 2010 01:48 PM (j84s0)

22 @19: well, let's remember that so far this hasn't really been proven. If it's not true, she must really feel foot upon.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 01:50 PM (tJjm/)

23 21 Actually, this may not work out for the Bears the way they think it will. The Jets players absolutely love Ryan and they thrive on the negative shit that has been coming their way all year, much of it self-inflicted. I'm betting they play their asses off this week for Rex. Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2010 05:47 PM (TMB3S) Oh yeah a real "Win one for the Slipper" scenario.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at December 23, 2010 01:50 PM (6ftzF)

24 Here's the bigger story - Judging by the adult personal ads professional football coach is renting out his wife's vag while he watches. That could lead to a very compromising position (pun intended). Professional sorts is very wary of player's gambling. What about a perv coach blackmailed into shaving few points? It never happened but the fact that he put himself in those situations and endangered a multi-million dollar sports franchise is gross negligence. He should definitely be suspended from the game against Chicago.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at December 23, 2010 01:54 PM (6ftzF)

25 Belichik's personal cinematographer was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 23, 2010 01:56 PM (eCAn3)

Toe fetishes are worse. Believe Me.

Posted by: JustME at December 23, 2010 02:08 PM (CyPWX)

27 The Jets lost me over the coach tripper.

But I'll never root for the Patriots as long as Belichik is there.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 02:09 PM (IDL9N)

Pick a better Team!

I once dated a chick named Andrea. Love at first site.

Posted by: JustME at December 23, 2010 02:13 PM (CyPWX)

29 The Jets lost me over the coach tripper.

But I'll never root for the Patriots as long as Belichik is there.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 06:09 PM (IDL9N)

Maybe Belichick has a practice-taping fetish.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2010 02:14 PM (z1N6a)

30 To the fans of the other 31 teams out there ....

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade, Jets fan at December 23, 2010 02:16 PM (vdfwz)

31 To the fans of the other 31 teams out there ....

FUCK YOU TOO !!!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade, Jets fan at December 23, 2010 06:16 PM (vdfwz)

Just think, there are 106 sexy feet in that locker room...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2010 02:23 PM (z1N6a)

What ever happened to Joe "Willie" Namath?

Posted by: JustME at December 23, 2010 02:25 PM (CyPWX)

33 Now we know why Rex hates to be defeeted so much.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2010 02:27 PM (z1N6a)

34 I hate the Jets.. but big deal. Who gives a flying fuck on what they do in their personal life. He is hired as a Head Coach.. not a spoke person for abstinence.

Posted by: NotAJetsFan at December 23, 2010 02:31 PM (I8qQA)

35 Feet fetish be the dumbest fetish out there. Until you find yourself with a hot chick whose into it. and REALLY GETS OFF. Then it becomes a lot more fascinating. Who knew? Congrats to you Rex for knowing what you like, and having the drive to take it. That's a coaching that inspires the fuck out of me.

Posted by: Ronald Wilson Reagan at December 23, 2010 02:39 PM (STTZD)

36 Gotta agree with Reagan on this one.

Posted by: Travis at December 23, 2010 03:35 PM (9WkMB)

37 "Why? He's a public figure. By extension she is as well." No, she's not.

Posted by: Moi at December 23, 2010 03:41 PM (Ez4Ql)

38 Rex Ryan is a sick puppy.

Posted by: Mike Vick at December 23, 2010 03:42 PM (IWKf7)

39 Tonight's episode of Ace of Spades is filmed before a live audience.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 23, 2010 03:50 PM (Hbi4k)

40 Oh great, them jock sniffing fellers are here.

Posted by: Ballbarian at December 23, 2010 04:22 PM (wisXM)

There's some antipathy for the Ryan name in Chicago--once his dad Buddy left town to go coach Randall "Donovan McNabb" Cunningham in Philly, the Bears never made it back to the Super Bowl. They just never got back on their feet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 23, 2010 05:48 PM (DPM1U)

He should only be so lucky. If it were a take on his junk they could only get 15 words in.

_{I can't believe how f'ng tiny he is!!!!}

Hey, wait to you see my fourth quarter cumback, baby! It will leave you gasping for more!!

Posted by: Brett Favre at December 23, 2010 06:53 PM (BDH94)

43 This asics tiger is currently hot sold for man and woman market.This new type of asics shoes is indeed cheap and fine.You can the

Posted by: asics shoes at December 23, 2010 10:00 PM (Uw8og)

44 I started slapping my thigh as soon as I saw this, then I realized slapping my foot would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Jeff in PA at December 24, 2010 09:07 AM (45WVs)

45 Guy says his wife is beautiful and he loves her- plus one for him.

Posted by: kidney at December 24, 2010 12:17 PM (ENRGu)

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