October 12, 2010

Chilean Mine Rescue Getting Underway
— DrewM

33 men underground for 69 days.

Video stream here.

The capsule is being sent down now with a medic in it.

I'm not claustrophobic but watching this is giving me the creeps. It's dark, narrow (like 28 inches wide) and the cage will spin and deflect off center since it's not a straight shot.

It's about a 30 minute trip down over a half a mile underground. Once he's down there he will evaluate the miners and decide the order in which they will come up.

The miners were to be closely monitored from the moment they're strapped into the claustrophobic steel tube to be hauled up the smooth-walled tunnel. They were given a special high-calorie liquid diet prepared and donated by NASA, designed to keep them from vomiting as the rescue capsule rotates 10 to 12 times through curves in the 28-inch-diameter escape hole.

Engineers inserted steel piping at the top of the shaft. They stopped short of initial plans for the sleeve after it became jammed during a probe of the curved top of the hole, which is angled 11 degrees off vertical at its top before plunging like a waterfall. Drillers had to curve the shaft so that it would pass through "virgin" rock, narrowly avoiding collapsed areas and underground open spaces in the overexploited mine, which had operated since 1885.

A small video camera is in the escape capsule, trained on each miner's face for panic attacks. The miners will wear oxygen masks and have two-way voice communication.

Their pulse, skin temperature and respiration rate will be constantly measured through a biomonitor around their abdomens. To prevent blood clotting from the quick ascent, they took aspirin and will wear compression socks.

The miners will also wear sweaters because they'll experience a shift in climate from about 90 degrees Fahrenheit underground to temperatures hovering near freezing after night falls. Those coming out during daylight hours will wear sunglasses.

Seconds before each miner surfaces, an ambulance-like siren will sound and a light will flash for a full minute. Officials are calling this the Genesis alarm, meant simply to alert doctors that a miner is arriving.

I spent some time in Chile a few years ago and love the place. The people I met were wonderful and uniformly very pro-American. Chileans very much want to be thought of as a serious country and a good partner to major nations.

In addition, Chilean President Sebastian Piñera consciously internationalized the rescue effort. The powerful cable that will pull the Phoenix was made in Germany. The ultra-flexible fiber-optic line the miners use to communicate with rescuers was made in Japan. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration provided design requirements for the capsule. Technology or laborers from Canada, Australia and the U.S. were involved in drilling three shafts that could be used to extract the men. Jeff Hart, the 40-year-old drill operator from Denver who ran the rig that was the first to break through to the miners last Saturday, has quickly become a folk hero in Chile.

They are going to be very proud of what they've accomplished in this rescue. I imagine lots of partying (Chileans love to party) will follow this rescue.

Don't forget Chile also suffered from a major earthquake earlier this year. Their free market economy weathered that disaster rather well.

Seriously, it's a great place. If you are looking for a place to get warm in the winter (they are on opposite seasons), consider Chile.

Posted by: DrewM at 06:27 PM | Comments (302)
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1 Chilean Miners and people who risk life everyday - first.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 12, 2010 06:30 PM (oCbCP)

2

Prayers going out for all involved.  Good luck and Godspeed -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 12, 2010 06:30 PM (lxuuX)

3 Anybody see my electoral chances down there?

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 12, 2010 06:31 PM (MMC8r)

4

28 inches?

 

I'd be down there for a few more weeks.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 12, 2010 06:32 PM (Wh0W+)

5 Chilean minors are my seventh favorite kind of minors.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 12, 2010 06:33 PM (aOKEC)

6 Mid town express please .

Posted by: Philip J Fry at October 12, 2010 06:34 PM (XDeui)

7 who knows what happen down there...

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (The Artist Formerly Known As YRM) at October 12, 2010 06:34 PM (xQuuU)

8 who knows what happen down there... What happen down there stay down there .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 12, 2010 06:37 PM (XDeui)

9 Timothy...?

Timothy...?

Where on Earth did you go...?

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 12, 2010 06:37 PM (MMC8r)

10 I wish them all the speed in the world

That being said, these are going to be some grungy guys, Ready the steanbath!

Posted by: Scott at October 12, 2010 06:37 PM (S3AFi)

11 Damn sock.

Posted by: nickless at October 12, 2010 06:37 PM (MMC8r)

12 The capsule has made it down.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 12, 2010 06:39 PM (ruu60)

13 Awesome news!

Posted by: logprof at October 12, 2010 06:39 PM (BP6Z1)

14 I am claustrophobic and I can't imagine getting into that capsule.

Let's hope this turns out well. 

Posted by: Slublog at October 12, 2010 06:40 PM (/UVAw)

15 In addition, Chile...consciously internationalized the rescue effort. The US, for instance, was heavily involved with not working and not manufacturing and handing out self-esteen.

Posted by: t-bird at October 12, 2010 06:41 PM (FcR7P)

16

I cannot even fathom how they've been 'living'. And how they will resume their day-to-day life.

Prayers to them all. But esp. to the guy that's coming back to the wife that discovered his mistress at the recovery site. Yikes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 06:42 PM (t6B53)

17 How NICE to see a president praying, huh???

Posted by: ItalianMama at October 12, 2010 06:43 PM (YRF66)

18 Fox is streaming video from inside the mine. The capsule with the first resuer is down. Very cool stuff.

Posted by: Retread at October 12, 2010 06:44 PM (SOltv)

19 They've gone for weeks eating nothing but Slim Jims and Pixie Stix.  That's the only food that fit down the shaft.

Posted by: Cicero at October 12, 2010 06:45 PM (Jl3/t)

20 This is a BIG F***ING DEAL!

Posted by: VP Joe Biden at October 12, 2010 06:45 PM (j4xgZ)

21 God bless them and the rescuers.

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 06:45 PM (osFsP)

22 This whole thing kinda reminds me of Baby Jessica, the girl who fell down the well.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 12, 2010 06:47 PM (ruu60)

23

I cannot even fathom how they've been 'living'. And how they will resume their day-to-day life.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 10:42 PM (t6B53)

--There was a Taiwan animation about it a few weeks ago.  Most humorous was their not having beans in their diet, for reasons you can guess.

Posted by: logprof at October 12, 2010 06:47 PM (BP6Z1)

24 I just wish I'd been down there with them.  You know, to provide comfort.

Posted by: Barney F. at October 12, 2010 06:48 PM (zxpIo)

25

Who was it -- Shep or Anderson Cooper that reported (falsely)  that those miners a few years back were rescued??

I want to say AC. I think he started crying when he found out he had misinformation and they were in fact dead.

That was horrible to watch live.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 06:48 PM (t6B53)

26 Crist major announcement tomorrow morning.  Looks like Meeks may be dropping out.

Posted by: Jerry K at October 12, 2010 06:48 PM (3RuDB)

27

>>  This whole thing kinda reminds me of Baby Jessica, the girl who fell down the well.

Yep. I was glued to the set that night.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 12, 2010 06:48 PM (Wh0W+)

28 Uh, yeah, you guys can go first.  No, No - I'm fine.  I'm doing it 'cause I love you guys.

Posted by: Miner who's wife & mistress met at the vigil at October 12, 2010 06:50 PM (YX6i/)

29

How do they decide who comes up first?

Are they going by the weakest person?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 06:51 PM (t6B53)

30 I wonder if they have a backup capsule. I hope so in case that one gets dented or something.

Posted by: gesc at October 12, 2010 06:53 PM (Nz1bm)

31 30 - Supposedly.  They planned to send up the oldest guy first, then a guy with high blood pressure.  But it all depends on what the Chilean Navy paramedic finds.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 12, 2010 06:53 PM (btzPD)

32 Sure, they look happy to get free now... but wait until they find out Karl Rove and Ed Gillespie are using foreign money to steal to the U.S. elections.

Posted by: David Axelrod at October 12, 2010 06:53 PM (bAySe)

33

30.

Strong one, ill ones, then the others according to Fox

Posted by: NY Betsy Rose at October 12, 2010 06:54 PM (3yMCG)

34 Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 10:51 PM (t6B53)

I think they are starting with a couple who are in good shape in case there's a problem, then the weakest, then back to the ones in the best shape.

Part of the job of the medic will be to confirm the order they plan on makes sense.

God bless that guy. To volunteer to go into that? Hero.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 12, 2010 06:54 PM (HicGG)

35 Noe its a 31 yr pld married father of two - his dad went running up the hill.

Posted by: ItalianMama at October 12, 2010 06:54 PM (YRF66)

36 I'm betting the guy with both the wife and mistress waiting up top is going: "Hey.. you other guys go first.. I'm in no hurry.. you should really all go first.. know what I mean?"

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at October 12, 2010 06:54 PM (Do528)

37
I have consulted with the President of Chile, and my administration has provided the technical expertise from both Department of Mines and NASA to make this rescue happen.

Without my assistance, these miners would have been trapped for an extended period of time, and only because of my actions did this happen so quickly.

I promised the miners the Obama Administration would do everything in our power to have them home by Christmas, and my word is my bond, just ask the American taxpayer and those that have received free health care.

Posted by: Barack O'Bongo, President of USA & Chile at October 12, 2010 06:55 PM (v1gw3)

38 Wait, Chile has a navy? 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2010 06:55 PM (DPM1U)

39 Chile is a nation that deserves better than the cards they keep getting dealt.  I can keep going back through their history and see where a slight difference would have made them the major player down there.

But that's most of that continent.  Sad, but true.  Such wasted potential.  There, but for the grace of God...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 12, 2010 06:56 PM (aoLEL)

40

I said this about five hours ago, and I'll say it again:

Not to sound more insensitive than usual, but who the hell cares?

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 06:56 PM (HLGCA)

41

I wish that they could keep those photogs at bay.

God bless all of them = truly amazing!

Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2010 06:56 PM (llSaz)

42 Part of the job of the medic will be to confirm the order they plan on makes sense.
God bless that guy. To volunteer to go into that? Hero.

Yeah, really brave.

I hope he has a sidearm just in case someone complains about the rescue order. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 06:57 PM (osFsP)

43

Not to sound more insensitive than usual, but who the hell cares?

Wow.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 06:57 PM (t6B53)

44 They were given a special high-calorie liquid diet prepared and donated by NASA

Given NASA's recent track record, they could die from food poisoning.

Posted by: nickless at October 12, 2010 06:57 PM (MMC8r)

45

Had Michael Jackson been alive, we would have been able to "Send Our Love Down the Well."

And all the best to the miners--Chileans are very nice people and many of the women are of fine caliber. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2010 06:58 PM (DPM1U)

46 Can anyone here prove that the Chilean miners being trapped was not caused by the Chamber of Commerce?  I think the question needs to be asked.  Seriously.

Posted by: David Axelrod at October 12, 2010 06:58 PM (j4xgZ)

47 Fox has been saying some of the miners are vying to be the last up, it being perceived as an honor to wait.

Posted by: Retread at October 12, 2010 06:58 PM (SOltv)

48 They're lifting the first guy out without the other medic going down?  Wow

Posted by: SJR2 at October 12, 2010 06:58 PM (oCbCP)

49 I didn't realize how claustrophobic I was until I saw the capsule.  Dang! 

Posted by: EZB at October 12, 2010 07:00 PM (fa9yq)

50 Chile is a damn cool place, peeps.  When they had their devastating earthquake, just a few months ago, their response was "no, thanks, we can handle this ourselves."  And they did.  Nothing but respect for Chile here in the Peaches pad.

Posted by: Peaches at October 12, 2010 07:00 PM (zxpIo)

51 @42
Triumph of human spirit and mankind's accomplishments? 

Are you running Sean Bielat's facebook page?  They posted the following an hour ago (and getting smacked by a lot of readers for it): 
Let's hope this Chilean mine story does not bump Sean Bielat off Sean Hannity's show...not looking good right now.

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 07:00 PM (osFsP)

52

They were given a special high-calorie liquid diet prepared and donated by NASA

Created by a Muslim at NASA, right??

Let us give credit where it's due!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 07:01 PM (t6B53)

53 Wonder if these guys, when the get up, will be close, band of brothers or will never want to see each other again. 

Posted by: SJR2 at October 12, 2010 07:03 PM (oCbCP)

54

32 I wonder if they have a backup capsule. I hope so in case that one gets dented or something.

WINNER

Seriously though.  Today is a big deal.  But this has been in the news for four months.

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 07:03 PM (HLGCA)

55 What's the depth of that thing again?

Posted by: Dead Ted at October 12, 2010 07:03 PM (VXBR1)

56 Big deal...we did 66 days underwater once..all 140 of us...and that was 20 years ago...

Boomers Rock....4 knots to nowhere...

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:04 PM (azgo2)

57 40 Wait, Chile has a navy? 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2010 10:55 PM (DPM1U)

--Yeah, their navy is the reason we didn't have one for years.

Posted by: Peru at October 12, 2010 07:05 PM (BP6Z1)

58 I'm praying that the cable holds....

Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2010 07:05 PM (llSaz)

59 Dang that chute/capsule  looks little.  I'd probably want a tranquilizer before getting into that. 

Posted by: some wench at October 12, 2010 07:05 PM (uJBct)

60 half mile

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 12, 2010 07:06 PM (Wh0W+)

61 63 Dang that chute/capsule  looks little.

It looks like a Tylenol capsule.

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 07:07 PM (osFsP)

62

they believe if it's done right, none of them will ever have to work again

Are you kidding? The networks will be fighting one another for the rights to the docudrama.

And if they play their cards right, they can do it like they did with Amy Fisher story. Three different takes-- one with Drew Barrymore, another w/Alysisa (?) Milano, and the last w/some other C-lister.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 07:08 PM (t6B53)

63 Shit, is it stuck?

Posted by: SJR2 at October 12, 2010 07:08 PM (oCbCP)

64 Yeah, yeah that Chilean miner story is cool.  Now how about that evil Chamber of Commerce?

Posted by: President Obama at October 12, 2010 07:09 PM (j4xgZ)

65

Who else is thinking hoax? Gonna be Geraldo when it comes up.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:10 PM (aOKEC)

66 @ 54: And they also have Christian De La Fuente! MMMMmmmm!

God bless those miners, may they all make it to the surface safely.

Posted by: NunyaBizness at October 12, 2010 07:10 PM (t/bTi)

67

This is bothersome, with the kid right there and all.

What if the cable snaps?? Then the kid has to watch that?

I don't think that's the best idea to have him so close.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 07:10 PM (t6B53)

68 69 - I know it is bad but that made me laugh.

Posted by: gesc at October 12, 2010 07:11 PM (Nz1bm)

69 IT'S A CHUD!!

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:11 PM (aOKEC)

70 Not really sure I'd like the eyes of the world on me as I emerged from that hell.  I think I'd probably decompensate in a big way.     

Posted by: some wench at October 12, 2010 07:11 PM (uJBct)

71 Oh, no ... the kids is crying and now I am gonna cry. So great!

Posted by: gesc at October 12, 2010 07:11 PM (Nz1bm)

72 Best of all, I understand that NASA is planning on replacing the space shuttle with a vehicle based on the rescue capsule. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 07:12 PM (osFsP)

73 46 They were given a special high-calorie liquid diet prepared and donated by NASA Given NASA's recent track record, they could die from food poisoning. ---------- Hey, at least they can be confident that it's halal.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2010 07:12 PM (5qZb7)

74 Two of them are pregnant. Weird shit can happen underground. In South America.

Posted by: eman at October 12, 2010 07:12 PM (jkWCW)

75

He looks damn good. Damn good. Amazing.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 07:12 PM (t6B53)

76 This whole thing kinda reminds me of Baby Jessica, the girl who fell down the well.

Read a story about her a couple of months ago.She doesn't remember it at all, and she's got over a million bucks (from all the sympathy money that came in)..

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2010 07:13 PM (Id5+U)

77 Well, a good sign for this rescue--the Rangers made it to the ALCS, and the Chilean flag looks a lot like the Texas flag. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2010 07:13 PM (DPM1U)

78 He looks good. Thanks God. I hope the rest of them make it out okay.

Posted by: gesc at October 12, 2010 07:13 PM (Nz1bm)

79

You know who this helps?

John Leguizamo, Edward James Olmos, That Guy from La Bamba, George Lopez.....

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:13 PM (aOKEC)

80 This whole thing kinda reminds me of Baby Jessica, the girl who fell down the well.

They made a movie about this a short time after it happened. It was actually pretty good.

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2010 07:13 PM (Id5+U)

81 First minor up at 8:10 PM PDT. A joyous beginning.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 07:14 PM (Onw8c)

82 Um, it is a bit odd they didn't immediately get him on a gurney, no?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 07:14 PM (t6B53)

83

Who else is thinking hoax? Gonna be Geraldo when it comes up.

WINNER

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 07:14 PM (HLGCA)

84 Awww . . . that little boy

Posted by: logprof at October 12, 2010 07:15 PM (BP6Z1)

85 Man, I could go for some chili.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:15 PM (aOKEC)

86 Are they gonna like check all their pockets for diamonds and gold to make sure they ain't rippin' off the man or what???

Hugs and Kisses....whoa...baby you stink......

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:15 PM (azgo2)

87

That Florencio is a pretty fine looking dude...especially since he just spent over 2 months in a mine...ahem.

Great pictures of him and his little boy & wife.

Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2010 07:15 PM (llSaz)

88

John Leguizamo, Edward James Olmos, That Guy from La Bamba, George Lopez.....

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 11:13 PM (aOKEC)

Oh, no you di'n't?!  You left out Estrada!!!!

Posted by: Editor at October 12, 2010 07:16 PM (YX6i/)

89 Thank you, God.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 12, 2010 07:16 PM (lxuuX)

90 Chili, what's that?

Posted by: Teresa Heinz Kerry at October 12, 2010 07:16 PM (VXBR1)

91 85 First minor up at 8:10 PM PDT. A joyous beginning.

But alas no booze or voting rights......

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:16 PM (azgo2)

92 Chileans are some subdued bastards.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:16 PM (aOKEC)

93 Wow, just wow.  The genius of man when he is set free to solve problems, hear that Bambi? Give us our freedom and we can accomplish amazing things with God's help...not yours.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 12, 2010 07:16 PM (oCbCP)

94

I know Cheri, right?

I didn't think my initial reaction was appropriate! Glad to know you were right there with me

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 07:17 PM (t6B53)

95 Um, it is a bit odd they didn't immediately get him on a gurney, no?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 11:14 PM (t6B53)

Jeebus.  Please, take off the lawyer skirt for just a bit.  I say that with love, but really.

Posted by: Editor at October 12, 2010 07:17 PM (YX6i/)

96
Pisco Sour's for everyone, except that dunce Obama!

Posted by: Fish at October 12, 2010 07:18 PM (v1gw3)

97 Think they sent down some shower supplies and clean clothes while testing the capsule? I know I would have done with all the media attention and expected family reunions on camera.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 12, 2010 07:18 PM (dkExz)

98 Univision is showing a split-screen...miner rescue on the left.....Mexico vs Venezuela soccer game on the right.  Ouch...

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 07:18 PM (j4xgZ)

99

Oh, no you di'n't?!  You left out Estrada!!!!

Didn't he sign on to direct? He'll get a producer credit at the very least.

This has Hallmark Pelicula de la Semana all over it.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:19 PM (aOKEC)

100
Um, it is a bit odd they didn't immediately get him on a gurney, no?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 11:14 PM (t6B53)


The only thing I want is a hot shower, a beef empanada,  and a little cooter. 

Posted by: Antonio Alvarez at October 12, 2010 07:20 PM (v1gw3)

101 Let me second the recommendation for a visit to Chile. I was there last year for a while, even spent a week in Copiapo.

If I weren't an American, I'd be a Chileno in a heartbeat. Being in Chile is like being in America in the 1950s. The country and most its citizens are  serious about making a better society,  and they're willing to work hard and sacrifice to get there.  

Plus, it's a magnificently beautiful place.

Posted by: DelD at October 12, 2010 07:20 PM (oAZ1S)

102 Now look...everybody wants a ride in that thing...sheesh...

Posted by: truth at October 12, 2010 07:20 PM (XSD4n)

103

Didn't he sign on to direct? He'll get a producer credit at the very least.

This has Hallmark Pelicula de la Semana all over it.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 11:19 PM (aOKEC)

Imagine if Anthony Quinn was still alive.

Posted by: Editor at October 12, 2010 07:20 PM (YX6i/)

104

After they rescue all the miners, they'll throw Geraldo down the well. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 12, 2010 07:20 PM (DPM1U)

105 When the last miner is returned to the surface, Rick Sanchez will be used to plug the hole.

Posted by: nickless at October 12, 2010 07:20 PM (MMC8r)

106 IIRC, the Que Creek Mine rescue they're talking about now on Fox wasn't all that far from the field in PA wher flight 93 went down.

Posted by: Retread at October 12, 2010 07:21 PM (SOltv)

107 RS McCain tweet:  "BREAKING: First rescued miner told about Parker/Spitzer. Asks to be put back in hole."

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 07:21 PM (j4xgZ)

108 Editor, nothing lawyerly about that statement. Just wondering why they didn't immediately give him oxygen/IV etc.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 07:21 PM (t6B53)

109
Antonio Banderas staring in "Buried Alive"

Posted by: Fish at October 12, 2010 07:21 PM (v1gw3)

110 Whole rescue effort is damn impressive.  Be curious to see the psychological state of these miners after that ordeal.  The whole thing is really amazing.

Posted by: brak at October 12, 2010 07:21 PM (nIoiW)

111

Well Lacy, we are 'ettes after all

 

Posted by: Cheri at October 12, 2010 07:22 PM (llSaz)

112 Eh, we're happy for them, but not impressed.

Posted by: Uruguay National Soccer Team at October 12, 2010 07:22 PM (YX6i/)

113 They should have waited a few months.

Posted by: Barrack Obama at October 12, 2010 07:23 PM (VXBR1)

114 69 days without women. How did they know what they were doing wrong?

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:23 PM (aOKEC)

115 114 Whole rescue effort is damn impressive.

I agree.  It has really seemed well-run. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 07:23 PM (osFsP)

116 66

they believe if it's done right, none of them will ever have to work again

Are you kidding? The networks will be fighting one another for the rights to the docudrama.

And if they play their cards right, they can do it like they did with Amy Fisher story. Three different takes-- one with Drew Barrymore, another w/Alysisa (?) Milano, and the last w/some other C-lister.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 11:08 PM (t6B53)

We are in talks to get the rights to this story.  We just need to figure out a way to get a giant shark into the tunnel with them first.

Posted by: SyFy executive at October 12, 2010 07:23 PM (oVQFe)

117 Nifty capsule. Looks like the passenger compartment is surrounded by a welded wire. To help with claustrophobia?

Crap. I panic in an MRI machine.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 07:24 PM (Onw8c)

118 Editor, nothing lawyerly about that statement. Just wondering why they didn't immediately give him oxygen/IV etc.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 12, 2010 11:21 PM (t6B53)

Yeah, sorry.  That was kinda dicky.  I was just thinking that if they tried to put me on a stretcher I'd be punching them. 

Posted by: Editor at October 12, 2010 07:24 PM (YX6i/)

119 80 This whole thing kinda reminds me of Baby Jessica, the girl who fell down the well.

Read a story about her a couple of months ago.She doesn't remember it at all, and she's got over a million bucks (from all the sympathy money that came in)..

Posted by: OregonMuse at October 12, 2010 11:13 PM (Id5+U)

And she's on city water now too.

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2010 07:24 PM (oVQFe)

120 Wow... Chile has some good lookin' men. And women, one could assume.

Posted by: AngelEm at October 12, 2010 07:24 PM (PuaGA)

121
"The Untold Story:  How We Ate Rodrigo Fandango to Stay Alive"

Staring Sean Penn and Coo Coo Mandingo

Posted by: Fish at October 12, 2010 07:24 PM (v1gw3)

122 After this we mine shit with nukes.

Posted by: Chile at October 12, 2010 07:25 PM (jkWCW)

123 Fox reporter said the first miner was young and fit, the reason why he was up first.  Excuse the ignorance but shouldn't he be one of the last?

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 07:25 PM (j4xgZ)

124 When they get 22 miners up, I'm guessing a soccer game will break out.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:25 PM (aOKEC)

125 Slavery wasn't ended overnight, so what's the hurry here?

Posted by: Barrack Obama at October 12, 2010 07:26 PM (VXBR1)

126 At this rate, it could be a full 24 hours before all are free.  When will cable news pull away?  Will Red Eye be preempted?

Posted by: David Axelrod at October 12, 2010 07:26 PM (bAySe)

127 128-- They want to bring up a couple of young/fit/healthy guys first, in case something goes wrong. I guess they figure they'd fare better. The ill/weak will be soon.

Posted by: AngelEm at October 12, 2010 07:27 PM (PuaGA)

128 129 - as someone who works around a bunch of hispanics - that is not too far stretched.

Posted by: gesc at October 12, 2010 07:27 PM (Nz1bm)

129 Well, you know how the saying goes - A miner doesn't fall far from the capsule.

Posted by: Preznit Barry at October 12, 2010 07:28 PM (YX6i/)

130 Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 11:25 PM (j4xgZ)

Since he was essentially a test pilot, they wanted someone equipped to deal with problems should it have come to that.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 12, 2010 07:28 PM (HicGG)

131 128 Fox reporter said the first miner was young and fit, the reason why he was up first.  Excuse the ignorance but shouldn't he be one of the last?

They wanted healthy (mentally and physically) guys to go up the first couple of times in case something goes wrong.  They figure a stronger person could deal with the blow of a delay or mishap.  After a couple of runs, they'll start bringing up the weaker guys. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 07:28 PM (osFsP)

132 Slublog, I have a brother who worked quality control with mining equipment. He would go to mines in West Virginia and Pennsylvania. If you are claustrophobic, you would not be involved in underground mining. It is a lot farther down than those of us up here realize. A very different, and very scary way of life. According to him, mineworkers are very tough people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2010 07:28 PM (uG7PE)

133 Since he was essentially a test pilot, they wanted someone equipped to deal with problems should it have come to that.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 12, 2010 11:28 PM (HicGG)

Equiped to fall back down the hole and not shit all over himself???

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:31 PM (azgo2)

134

Do the miners know that the Texas Rangers have won their first playoff series?

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 07:31 PM (j4xgZ)

135 nah, the last guy up is gonna be the dude who has a bit of a domestic challenge waitin for him.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 12, 2010 07:31 PM (Wh0W+)

136

They wanted healthy (mentally and physically) guys to go up the first couple of times in case something goes wrong.  They figure a stronger person could deal with the blow of a delay or mishap.  After a couple of runs, they'll start bringing up the weaker guys. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 12, 2010 11:28 PM (osFsP)

You also want to see how he handles it even if nothing goes wrong.  Isn't travelling up the shaft subjecting them to some temperature extremes?  Really warm where they are and near freezing in some parts of the rescue shaft?

Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2010 07:34 PM (oVQFe)

137 Anybody know who the guy talking on the live stream is?

Posted by: some wench at October 12, 2010 07:34 PM (uJBct)

138 They best check that guys wife for weapons...be a bitch to get back on top soil only to have your head blown off.

Posted by: SJR2 at October 12, 2010 07:35 PM (oCbCP)

139 But alas no booze or voting rights......
Posted by: Portnoy

Voting rights?

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at October 12, 2010 07:35 PM (23kaI)

140 144 - President of Chile.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 12, 2010 07:35 PM (btzPD)

141 El presidente

Posted by: truth at October 12, 2010 07:36 PM (XSD4n)

142 How many golf games has Obama played since they've been down there?...10?...15?

Posted by: CanaDave at October 12, 2010 07:36 PM (pmAXX)

143

Please, take off the lawyer skirt for just a bit. 

This is sage advice.

 

Posted by: garrett at October 12, 2010 07:36 PM (w2Vs0)

144 #128 Fox reported a few hours ago that they wanted a miner in good shape to go first to guage the difficulty of the trip to the surface. Apparently the capsule had been lowered and raised through part of the shaft to test it out but without carrying the weight of a man.

Posted by: Retread at October 12, 2010 07:36 PM (SOltv)

145 Posted by: buzzion at October 12, 2010 11:34 PM (oVQFe)

Well, to here ALGore tell it, they got some serious lava to get through.  That first guy must have ate up all the plutonium since he didn't get all burned up and stuff.

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:37 PM (azgo2)

146 Are we seeing striations on the exterior of the capsule? Or is that some other artifact?

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 07:37 PM (Onw8c)

147

49Fox has been saying some of the miners are vying to be the last up, it being perceived as an honor to wait.

I'm guessing that it'd be the one who has both a wife and mistress waiting for him topside. Or, given Latin culture, maybe he's the first one out. After he gets extracted from this particular hole he'll have to get busy drilling a couple of others. Lotta' work to do up there on the surface.

Posted by: genghis at October 12, 2010 07:37 PM (1XErj)

148 BrokeBack Mineshaft?

Posted by: nickless at October 12, 2010 07:38 PM (MMC8r)

149 Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at October 12, 2010 11:35 PM (23kaI)

Minor???  Hello????

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:38 PM (azgo2)

150 Thanks.  I don't know what he's saying, but I'm paying more attention to him than I do to Obama.  And I don't think he's using a teleprompter

Posted by: some wench at October 12, 2010 07:38 PM (uJBct)

151

151 OT: in Ann Arbor Michigan, it is now against the law to have a couch on your front porch

Garbage men hardest hit, report at 11

Posted by: Lt.Kilgore at October 12, 2010 07:38 PM (FIDMq)

152

On the hole, I think they came out well.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:39 PM (aOKEC)

153

Malkin just tweeted Justin Bieber's tweet about the Chilean miners.

Excuse me while I go puke...

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 07:40 PM (j4xgZ)

154 I have no idea how those guys survived. Did you know that it's 5 million degrees down there?

Especially having to listen to Brendan Frasier for so long.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:41 PM (aOKEC)

155 First one looks good. Latin men are hawt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2010 07:42 PM (uG7PE)

156 All of them will get laid tonight.

Posted by: eman at October 12, 2010 07:42 PM (HsmDv)

157

 After he gets extracted from this particular hole he'll have to get busy drilling a couple of others. Lotta' work to do up there on the surface.

Anybody else sense a porn movie coming on?

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 07:43 PM (HLGCA)

158 BrokeBack Mineshaft?

Posted by: nickless at October 12, 2010 11:38 PM (MMC8r)

Yeah, I'm hearing all this 'shaft' and 'hole' and 'chute' and  'drilling'.....It's starting to creep me out...

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:45 PM (azgo2)

159

All of them will get laid tonight.

Hope they flog the dolphin first. Might be a quick session otherwise.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:46 PM (aOKEC)

160 O/t:  I think there were, like, 24 posts today.  Big day o' bloggin'.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2010 07:47 PM (kJ+2R)

161 Minor???

Yea. I did that. Yea. I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 07:47 PM (Onw8c)

162

I'm singing a tribute, a la Elton John, called "Sweet Child o' Mine".

CD singles and downloads now for sale.

Posted by: Axl Rose at October 12, 2010 07:48 PM (aOKEC)

163

First rule of 'Trapped in a Mine Sex-Club ?

We don't talk about 'Trapped in a Mine Sex-Club'.

Posted by: Chilean Brad Pitt at October 12, 2010 07:48 PM (w2Vs0)

164 I agree, it was well managed.  Just what Chile needed after that earthquake.

Posted by: trainer at October 12, 2010 07:48 PM (yCWYQ)

165 Clearly this is Jim DeMint's fault...

Posted by: Alvin Greene at October 12, 2010 07:49 PM (j4xgZ)

166 The rescue was so well done, I hope Chile does this every year.

Posted by: gator at October 12, 2010 07:50 PM (aOKEC)

167 Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 11:47 PM (Onw8c)

Wouldn't go that far, it's just the other dude didn't get the pun....Hell, I did a here/hear fuck up not very long after that....

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:50 PM (azgo2)

168 Wow, I'm going to have to check this thread out tomorrow to see how many of you that are peeing all over yourselves with concern and prayers stuck around to watch all 33 of them come out of the hole.

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 07:53 PM (azgo2)

169 Looks like the next one's coming up. Just closed the door

Posted by: Sekhmet at October 12, 2010 07:53 PM (Rp/RA)

170 183 - don't underestimate my boring life.

Posted by: gesc at October 12, 2010 07:54 PM (Nz1bm)

171 What is the big deal with Brett Favre's texts?  I imagine he was only spreading the word on his upcoming senate run.

Posted by: Alvin Greene at October 12, 2010 07:54 PM (HLGCA)

172

So that's where Chileans come from.

Posted by: Curious Child at October 12, 2010 07:55 PM (aOKEC)

173 Jim DeMint trapped those miners.

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2010 07:59 PM (kJ+2R)

174 Love the Pres of Chile, praying to G_d in public, and not using a teleprompter.

Obama would have been giving speeches threatening the mining company with a boot to the neck!

Posted by: pam at October 12, 2010 07:59 PM (h8R9p)

175 Cool. Small wheels at the circumference of the base of the capsule. I suppose to keep the dingus centered in the pipe.

Does anyone know if the bore hole is lined with steel casing?

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 07:59 PM (Onw8c)

176 Os that the 1st lady of Chile in the darker coat comforting the woman in the center? 

Posted by: some wench at October 12, 2010 08:02 PM (uJBct)

177

First rule of 'Trapped in a Mine Sex-Club ?

We don't talk about 'Trapped in a Mine Sex-Club'.

Posted by: Chilean Brad Pitt at October 12, 2010 11:48 PM (w2Vs0)

This is an example of why I love this site.....

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 08:03 PM (azgo2)

178 My dingus don't need no steel casing.  You know what I'm saying?

Posted by: Alvin Greene at October 12, 2010 08:03 PM (HLGCA)

179 This Chilean thing sure is the biggest news story of the year...

Posted by: Brett Favre's Publicist at October 12, 2010 08:05 PM (j4xgZ)

180 This Chilean thing sure is the biggest news story of the year...

Posted by: Brett Favre's Publicist at October 13, 2010 12:05 AM (j4xgZ)

Oh, definitely. 

Posted by: DNC at October 12, 2010 08:07 PM (YX6i/)

181

Does anyone know if the bore hole is lined with steel casing?

The first couple hundred feet from the top are. After that it's nekkid' rock.

Posted by: genghis at October 12, 2010 08:07 PM (1XErj)

182 This Chilean thing sure is the biggest news story of the year...

Nah we can multitask and follow two stories at once. 

Posted by: some wench at October 12, 2010 08:08 PM (uJBct)

183

The first couple hundred feet from the top are. After that it's nekkid' rock.

I can confirm that

Posted by: Will Folks at October 12, 2010 08:10 PM (FIDMq)

184 My God that last guy out is something else!!!

Posted by: gesc at October 12, 2010 08:13 PM (Nz1bm)

185 This second guy is... um... spirited. I'm thinking the prediction of a soccer game breaking out might not be as ridiculous as I previously thought.

Posted by: AngelEm at October 12, 2010 08:13 PM (PuaGA)

186 Damn, it's good to see citizens who so obviously love their country!

Posted by: NM Hick at October 12, 2010 08:14 PM (IzuWw)

187 I have no idea how those guys survived. Did you know that it's 5 million degrees down there?
Posted by: AlGore at October 12, 2010 11:40 PM (vbh31)

At least Chile is no longer in danger of falling into the ocean.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 12, 2010 08:14 PM (WBoPe)

188 That was fucking awesome.  Leading cheers fresh out of the mine? 

Posted by: GT at October 12, 2010 08:15 PM (Vyrg6)

189 Classic AWA wrestling on ESPN Classic right now!

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 08:15 PM (HLGCA)

190 The President of Chile?  Can we bring him here? And I nominate that second guy for VP

Posted by: SJR2 at October 12, 2010 08:15 PM (oCbCP)

191 That spirit is in lots of South America...more raw and real...they love life...and it shows!

Posted by: truth at October 12, 2010 08:16 PM (XSD4n)

192 Funneh comments aside, this is amazing to watch! 

But keep teh funneh coming...

Posted by: Original Mikey at October 12, 2010 08:16 PM (dOatv)

193 Posted by: NM Hick at October 13, 2010 12:14 AM (IzuWw)

A Chilean friend of mine once told me, "Chileans are absolutely convinced that every good thing that has happened in the world involves a Chilean in some way. Neil Armstrong? Chilean".

I may have mentioned this a time or two but it's an awesome place with awesome people.

Posted by: DrewM. at October 12, 2010 08:16 PM (HicGG)

194

Good thing this didn't happen in Brazil.

We'd have 33 more brazillion people

Posted by: AlGore at October 12, 2010 08:17 PM (lDrlK)

195 Congrats to the engineers and workers on a job well done. And I must echo the sentiments of several commenters- Chile has some not unattractive men. I love being a (albeit lurking) moronette!   ;-)

Posted by: BethW at October 12, 2010 08:17 PM (gcRbW)

196

If you keep sending one down for every one you send up

We could be here all day...

Posted by: KZnextzone at October 12, 2010 08:19 PM (lDrlK)

197 I'm surprised that none of you morons has come up with a 'Chilean mine rescue drinking game'.

This Val-u-Rite ain't gonna drink itself.

Posted by: Original Mikey at October 12, 2010 08:19 PM (dOatv)

198 Why are they sending one guy down for every one they bring up? Are they sending more medics or something?

Posted by: AngelEm at October 12, 2010 08:20 PM (PuaGA)

199

A Chilean friend of mine once told me, "Chileans are absolutely convinced that every good thing that has happened in the world involves a Chilean in some way. Neil Armstrong? Chilean".

Italians are the same way.  Columbus, the Pope, the Roman Empire, spaghetti... To hear them tell it, it's like they invented everything.

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 08:21 PM (HLGCA)

200 Who's going to rescue the rescuers?

Posted by: David Axelrod at October 12, 2010 08:21 PM (bAySe)

201 Mr. and Mrs. Presidente show class, dignity, and genuine compassion, unlike President 7 iron and his bride.

All the participants show real character and strength. There is no discernible slickness. Sorta like folks who lived where America used to be.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 08:21 PM (Onw8c)

202 They should send hookers

Posted by: trapped miner sleeping next to horndog pedro for 33 days at October 12, 2010 08:22 PM (lDrlK)

203

213 Why are they sending one guy down for every one they bring up? Are they sending more medics or something?

He probably cut in line, back of the line for you buddy!

Posted by: Lt.Kilgore at October 12, 2010 08:22 PM (FIDMq)

204 I'm glad you exposed yourself for our benefit, BethW~

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 08:22 PM (HLGCA)

205

2nd miner brought up a sack of rocks as gifts for the rescuers.  Also gave one to the Chilean president.

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 08:23 PM (j4xgZ)

206 213 Why are they sending one guy down for every one they bring up? Are they sending more medics or something?

Posted by: AngelEm at October 13, 2010 12:20 AM (PuaGA)

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 08:23 PM (azgo2)

207 The capsule itself isn't so claustrophobifying, but the insertion into that narrow shaft is.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 12, 2010 08:24 PM (WBoPe)

208 213 Why are they sending one guy down for every one they bring up? Are they sending more medics or something?

Posted by: AngelEm at October 13, 2010 12:20 AM (PuaGA)

GIA MUST FEED!!!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 08:24 PM (azgo2)

209 sending this sock down the shaft . . .

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:24 PM (WBoPe)

210 Hi arhooley!!!

Posted by: Editor at October 12, 2010 08:25 PM (YX6i/)

211 Dear gawd, the media is full of brain dead pussy cats.  Miners are generally a tough breed; the talking heads can't believe these guys aren't coming up as puddled messes.  They don't seem to get that miners probably don't suffer from claustrophobia.

Posted by: dogfish at October 12, 2010 08:26 PM (MgiA6)

212

Obama meets with George Clooney today? Wow.  He really doesn't give a sh*t does he?

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 08:27 PM (j4xgZ)

213 What about us?

Posted by: all that copper still in the ground at October 12, 2010 08:27 PM (lDrlK)

214 The Chilean flag on the wall down there? Isn't that insensitive to the indigenous peoples?

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:27 PM (WBoPe)

215 Heya Editor!

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:28 PM (WBoPe)

216 Yes, this rock is very nice...but it ain't gonna put a dent in the bill you slackers are going to get.

Posted by: Chliean President at October 12, 2010 08:29 PM (azgo2)

217 Think of the brilliant questions Rick Sanchez could be asking...

"Why didn't they also try to dig from the other side, China, as well?  Just to hedge their bets?"


Posted by: GT at October 12, 2010 08:30 PM (Vyrg6)

218 219 I'm glad you exposed yourself for our benefit, BethW~

Yeah, glad I could help.

Posted by: BethW at October 12, 2010 08:30 PM (gcRbW)

219

The Chilean flag on Mars.

Bless my heart, they were there before us...

Posted by: Maxine Waters at October 12, 2010 08:30 PM (lDrlK)

220 117 Eh, we're happy for them, but not impressed.

Posted by: Uruguay National Soccer Team at October 12, 2010 11:22 PM (YX6i/)

The Uruguayan rugby team is even less impressed.

Posted by: robschr at October 12, 2010 08:31 PM (F5Zip)

221 Michelle Malkin had a story today on the guy who drilled the rescue shaft.  That guy is good at his job.

I'm glad these guys are getting out.

Posted by: huerfano at October 12, 2010 08:32 PM (No0N3)

222 232 Think of the brilliant questions Rick Sanchez could be asking...

"Why didn't they also try to dig from the other side, China, as well?  Just to hedge their bets?"

WINNER

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 08:32 PM (HLGCA)

223

Obama meets with George Clooney today? Wow. He really doesn't give a sh*t does he?

Posted by: Olliander at October 13, 2010 12:27 AM (j4xgZ)

Obama can pretend to care about Sudan while he gets Megan Fox's email address.

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:33 PM (WBoPe)

224 I coulda done it

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at October 12, 2010 08:33 PM (lDrlK)

225 Posted by: GT at October 13, 2010 12:30 AM (Vyrg6)

Well, because they'd prolly end up in a volcano in Iceland...wait ....Hawaii...wait...I'm supposed to ad lib here...that's what it says right there...

Posted by: Rick 'starting to dig Oprah and Judge Hatchet' Sanchez at October 12, 2010 08:34 PM (azgo2)

226 "Why didn't they also try to dig from the other side, China, as well?  Just to hedge their bets?"

The other side of Chile is Israel, that's why.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 12, 2010 08:36 PM (WBoPe)

227 Well, because they'd prolly end up in a volcano in Iceland...wait ....Hawaii...wait...I'm supposed to ad lib here...that's what it says right there...
Posted by: Rick 'starting to dig Oprah and Judge Hatchet' Sanchez at October 13, 2010

Well, Rick, it probably is a lot warmer in Chile, despite the name, you know, chilly, than it is in Iceland, cause you know, ice.

Posted by: huerfano at October 12, 2010 08:37 PM (No0N3)

228 We sat and watched some of you guys eat each other not too long ago.  Plane crash or something....

Posted by: Full Frontal S American Yeti at October 12, 2010 08:37 PM (azgo2)

229 @241:

Rick Sanchez: "They even control the other side of Chile?"

Posted by: GT at October 12, 2010 08:37 PM (Vyrg6)

230 The Chilean flag on the wall down there? Isn't that insensitive to the indigenous peoples?
Posted by: arhooley at October 13, 2010 12:27 AM

It's the rebel underground.

Posted by: huerfano at October 12, 2010 08:38 PM (No0N3)

231

Plug the damn Hole...

 

What?      You know someone back there is sweatin' bullets right now..

 

But back to me

Posted by: Preznitt Ladies Tee at October 12, 2010 08:40 PM (lDrlK)

232 "They even control the other side of Chile?"

Hell yes. You'd think they founded Israel or something.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 12, 2010 08:40 PM (WBoPe)

233 Looking at our map here in the broadcast headquarters, it looks as if Chile is this thin strip of land, down here near San Diego.  Since Chile is so long and thin, is there any danger of percing the wall of the mine, allowing the Specific Ocean to pour in, drowning these miners?

Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at October 12, 2010 08:41 PM (HLGCA)

234 You think they fab'd a 2nd capsule ...just in case?

Posted by: dogfish at October 12, 2010 08:41 PM (MgiA6)

235 Didja notice the Chileain National flag proudly displayed in the emergency shelter?

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 08:41 PM (Onw8c)

236 Hey!  Arhooley is a broad!

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 08:42 PM (HLGCA)

237 Didja notice the Chileain National flag proudly displayed in the emergency shelter?
Posted by: Impressed at October 13, 2010 12:41 AM

Yes, it's almost a pretty as the Texas flag, but not quite.

Posted by: huerfano at October 12, 2010 08:43 PM (No0N3)

238 Didja notice the Chileain National flag proudly displayed in the emergency shelter?

Posted by: Impressed at October 13, 2010 12:41 AM (Onw8c)

Yes. Some extremely witty and intelligent poster here made a snarky comment about the insensitivity to the indigenous peoples, too.

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:44 PM (WBoPe)

239 249 Looking at our map here in the broadcast headquarters, it looks as if Chile is this thin strip of land, down here near San Diego.  Since Chile is so long and thin, is there any danger of percing the wall of the mine, allowing the Specific Ocean to pour in, drowning these miners?

Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at October 13, 2010 12:41 AM (HLGCA)

 

FTW

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 08:44 PM (j4xgZ)

240 Hell yes. You'd think they founded Israel or something.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 13, 2010 12:40 AM

Hank, I didn't even know it was losted.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at October 12, 2010 08:44 PM (No0N3)

241 251 Didja notice the Chileain National flag proudly displayed in the emergency shelter?

Posted by: Impressed at October 13, 2010 12:41 AM (Onw8c)

Did ya notice me shootin' all you midgets the moon right behind it???  I know it's kinda hairy but just look for a brown bush with a really wrinkled coconut in the middle...

Posted by: Full Frontal S American Yeti at October 12, 2010 08:45 PM (azgo2)

242 Hey!  Arhooley is a broad!

Does this mean I finally got a dot on my Clustrmap?

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:45 PM (WBoPe)

243 Hey!  Arhooley is a broad!

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 13, 2010 12:42 AM (HLGCA)

Yes, and kick ass, at that.  It was a pleasure, arhooley.

Posted by: Editor at October 12, 2010 08:45 PM (YX6i/)

244 Never mind. I'm late to the party.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 08:46 PM (Onw8c)

245 And easily impressed.  Ever seen a grown Yeti nekid???

Posted by: Full Frontal S American Yeti at October 12, 2010 08:47 PM (azgo2)

246 Editor kicks it, too. The pleasure was mine.

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:48 PM (WBoPe)

247 And easily impressed.  Ever seen a grown Yeti nekid???
Posted by: Full Frontal S American Yeti at October 13, 2010 12:47 AM

Ummm, yeah.

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 12, 2010 08:49 PM (No0N3)

248 They should have sent down ride workers from Knott's Berry Farm...They are taking forever to load.

Posted by: KZnextzone at October 12, 2010 08:50 PM (lDrlK)

249   265 Is this another hole I need to plug?
I got it

Posted by: Will Folks at October 12, 2010 08:53 PM (FIDMq)

250 When the last one comes out they'll be nothing but tumbleweeds...

Posted by: KZnextzone at October 12, 2010 08:54 PM (lDrlK)

251 We have advised the Chilean government to send one dude down for every one they bring up. That way, the rescue lasts forever. Stimulus!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 12, 2010 08:54 PM (gRbfU)

252 These commenters at Fox want to show see blood. They are all over themselves with stupid doctor medical crazy shit. Kinda reminds me of Shep Smith reporting the horrors at whatever that stadium in New Orleans is named.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 08:55 PM (Onw8c)

253 Who closes the capsule for the last guy?  Being down there all alone seems scarier than the ride...

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 12, 2010 08:58 PM (GGjFD)

254 These commenters at Fox want to show see blood. They are all over themselves with stupid doctor medical crazy shit. Kinda reminds me of Shep Smith reporting the horrors at whatever that stadium in New Orleans is named.

Posted by: Impressed at October 13, 2010 12:55 AM (Onw8c)

Those experts talking about PTSD -- they sound like the global warmenists. "You may not see it right now, but the disaster is coming!!!!!" (heavy salivation)

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 08:59 PM (WBoPe)

255 All 24 hour news outfits are jokes and Fox is no different.  They have the hottest women, God bless 'em, but I get the feeling they will be disappointed if all of the miners emerge healthy.  Also, the fact they have to fill dead air with idiotic speculation makes it unwatchable.  I am watching the Chilean feed and trying to remember my Spanish. 

Posted by: GT at October 12, 2010 08:59 PM (Vyrg6)

256 Fox shouldda hired R. Lee Ermy for color commentary. He'd throw a box of kleenex at these whiners.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 08:59 PM (Onw8c)

257 270  I just tuned in to FOX (had been watching NCIS prior) and I've about hit my limit with the stupid medical blather. 

Posted by: some wench at October 12, 2010 09:00 PM (uJBct)

258 Who closes the capsule for the last guy? 

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 13, 2010 12:58 AM (GGjFD)

Maybe they're hoping the last guy hasn't thought that far ahead.

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 09:01 PM (WBoPe)

259

269 We have advised the Chilean government to send one dude down for every one they bring up. That way, the rescue lasts forever.

Stimulus!

WINNER

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 12, 2010 09:02 PM (HLGCA)

260 @270...Wow, are you like that scientist dude that's in a wheel chair that like sez stuff with  his super  smart scientist mind on that computer thingy?  Hawkman or what ever his name is??

Posted by: Portnoy at October 12, 2010 09:02 PM (azgo2)

261

They'll...

 

Wait,    What?

Posted by: The last guy at October 12, 2010 09:02 PM (lDrlK)

262 In addition to the other international contributions you mentioned, the doctor coordinating the hospital response is Israeli

Posted by: Yehudit at October 12, 2010 09:03 PM (9QPKF)

263 The online WSJ feed is much better - no commentary.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 12, 2010 09:03 PM (btzPD)

264 The last miner is the guy with the mistress and wife topside.  He's in no rush to come up..

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 09:05 PM (j4xgZ)

265 214 A Chilean friend of mine once told me, "Chileans are absolutely convinced that every good thing that has happened in the world involves a Chilean in some way. Neil Armstrong? Chilean". Italians are the same way.  Columbus, the Pope, the Roman Empire, spaghetti... To hear them tell it, it's like they invented everything. ------- Don't forget about that little old lady from Leningrad who invented everything up to, and including, quadrotriticale.

Posted by: Ensign Chekhov at October 12, 2010 09:07 PM (B91/L)

266 Wouldn't surprise me these miners drink Tea. And Party. Were not dealing with a bunch of present day Norte Americanos here. They are effin MINERS. Learned the trade from John Wayne and Clint Eastwood and Bogart.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 09:08 PM (Onw8c)

267 Looks like 18 minutes a trip for the ride up and out....

Posted by: KZnextzone at October 12, 2010 09:08 PM (lDrlK)

268

Chilean president:  "Thanks to God!"

Does El Presidente know he's a bitter-clinger?

Posted by: Olliander at October 12, 2010 09:09 PM (j4xgZ)

269 A Chilean friend of mine once told me, "Chileans are absolutely convinced that every good thing that has happened in the world involves a Chilean in some way. Neil Armstrong? Chilean".

Italians are the same way.  Columbus, the Pope, the Roman Empire, spaghetti... To hear them tell it, it's like they invented everything.

The Koreans are the same way. The printing press, skyscrapers, a phonetic writing system.

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 09:10 PM (WBoPe)

270 It's a shame Shep has the night off...

Posted by: Anachronda at October 12, 2010 09:11 PM (B91/L)

271 to think..if it hadn't been for Lassie, we may have never known they were down there.

Posted by: KZnextzone at October 12, 2010 09:13 PM (lDrlK)

272 @288:

Shep was on earlier and it was brutal.  Does he have pictures of Rupert fucking livestock?  How has he kept his gig??

Posted by: GT at October 12, 2010 09:14 PM (Vyrg6)

273 @278 Pornoy. Dang. You found me out. I'll have to make a new movie or sumpin.

( My *T* key seems to have taken the day off).

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 09:19 PM (Onw8c)

274 I noticed the Chilean President and First Lady are not only there, they are standing by to comfort the families as each man comes up and greeting them as they arrive. I'll bet they stay right to the last man. Obama wouldn't even show up to something like this; and MEchelle? Get hugged by one of those men who haven't bathed in nearly three months? Oh hell no.

Posted by: NunyaBizness at October 12, 2010 09:19 PM (t/bTi)

275 MEchelle would put on her very best spaghetti-strap cocktail dress and kitten heels and chandelier earrings to announce that those people should have better mental health care.

Posted by: arhooley at October 12, 2010 09:21 PM (WBoPe)

276 Damn, I wish I spoke Spanish.

Posted by: AngelEm at October 12, 2010 09:23 PM (PuaGA)

277 The Fox resident medical guy says, "There is clearly a higher air pressure level..." in the mine than at the surface.

Really? Is the higher air pressure needed to hold up the mile of rocks above the miners? Sounds fishy. Maybe a moron or moronette can splain this.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 09:27 PM (Onw8c)

278 Really? Is the higher air pressure needed to hold up the mile of rocks above the miners? Sounds fishy. Maybe a moron or moronette can splain this.

Posted by: Impressed at October 13, 2010 01:27 AM (Onw8c)

--The same reason air pressure is lower on top of mountains is why it is higher underground.  Lower altitude = more atmosphere on tip of you.

Posted by: logprof at October 12, 2010 09:41 PM (BP6Z1)

279 On top of you

Posted by: logprof wished AoSHQ had an Edit Function at October 12, 2010 09:42 PM (BP6Z1)

280 Hey, not to ruin the mood, but here's a story the moderators may want to look into. Undocumented illegals beheading folks in Arizona:

http://tinyurl.com/29r25fd

Posted by: NunyaBizness at October 12, 2010 10:06 PM (t/bTi)

281 On top of you
Posted by: logprof

The Todd approves.

*cyber five*

*snap*

Posted by: The Todd at October 12, 2010 10:09 PM (Ue/ma)

282 We got us a gopher.

Posted by: Samuel Gerard at October 12, 2010 10:10 PM (kJ+2R)

283 Ok I really haven't been paying too much attention but did these guys get a shave and haircut before they came out? None of these guys have growth on their face other than maybe a goatee. The last guy looked like he had a hair cut cause the hair by the back of his neck looked freshly trimmed.

Posted by: Gride at October 12, 2010 10:21 PM (DTyjM)

284

28 inches? 

I'd be down there for a few more weeks.

Diameter, not circumference, I reckon.  In waist size, that'd be, let's see, 28 x 3.14159 = 87". 

Posted by: rdbrewer at October 12, 2010 10:21 PM (kJ+2R)

285 Yes, I understand. Pressure at sea level is 14.7 psi. Go up, pressure decreases. Go down pressure increases. I get that.

Google says AP at a depth of 2 miles pressure = 2x sea level, or about 29.7 psi. AP at 1/2 mile = 29.7/4 plus 14.7 or about 22.1 psi. Its late and I am an idiot but that doesn't seem a great difference.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 10:22 PM (Onw8c)

286 I've prolly overstepped my welcome here. The Value-Rite is kickin in. But this rescue has got me amped. And I love the excitement of the deal. And can't unnerstand why Fox doesn't have  mining engineers, or mine med folks on tap to fill the gaps. There must be a brazillion of them.

And R. Lee Ermy.

Best to all.

I am unworthy.

Posted by: Impressed at October 12, 2010 10:44 PM (Onw8c)

287 Is it jist me, or does it seem a long time since happy face number two and happy face number three. Oh, at 11:50 PM PDT number three is up the chute. Godspeed amigo.

Posted by: unworthy at October 12, 2010 10:53 PM (Onw8c)

288 Hum. At 12:10 AM PDT happy face number five arrives.  I ran out of Value-Rite and am on Box Red. That must be it.

Or a worm hole.

Posted by: unworthy at October 12, 2010 11:19 PM (Onw8c)

289 God speed to these worthy and laudable efforts of the rescue crew. Chile is very nice, having been there. It is sort of like what California must have been like 120 years ago.

Posted by: rawmuse at October 12, 2010 11:45 PM (NhERI)

290 And, being descended from miners and steel workers, never is the day when I fail to thank my luck that I never had to set foot in a mine or a smelting plant.

Posted by: rawmuse at October 12, 2010 11:47 PM (NhERI)

291 I guess there are 33 founding members of the Mile Deep Club.

Posted by: Aaron at October 12, 2010 11:50 PM (XUIJ5)

292 302 Ok I really haven't been paying too much attention but did these guys get a shave and haircut before they came out? None of these guys have growth on their face other than maybe a goatee. The last guy looked like he had a hair cut cause the hair by the back of his neck looked freshly trimmed.

Posted by: Gride at October 13, 2010 02:21 AM (DTyjM)

I'm sure as soon as they could, they sent down shaving kits for everyone. Keeping up grooming and hygiene habits is a great morale booster in such a situation.

Posted by: Aaron at October 13, 2010 12:00 AM (XUIJ5)

293 It pains me to say it, but MSNBC coverage seems much less hysterical and more informative than Fox. The MSNBC folks actually interview mining engineers.

Crap. I haven't watched MSNBC for a brazillian years.

Vishnu forgive me.
 

Posted by: unworthy at October 13, 2010 12:37 AM (Onw8c)

294 Mining is a shitty and dangerous job. All you need to do to know you don't want to do it is listen to some old Merle Travis stuff.

Posted by: Vic at October 13, 2010 02:59 AM (/jbAw)

295 Unions' legitimacy is based upon protecting miners.
They don't, and never have.
Unions aren't legit.

Posted by: maverick muse at October 13, 2010 03:08 AM (H+LJc)

296 Thank God and technology that the miners survived and were rescued.

Chile's geographic tectonic volatility are their miners' living nightmare.

Posted by: maverick muse at October 13, 2010 03:11 AM (H+LJc)

297 313 It pains me to say it, but MSNBC coverage seems much less hysterical and more informative than Fox. The MSNBC folks actually interview mining engineers.

I've found that MSNBC >> CNN > Fox when it comes to "disaster" or "breaking crime" coverage.  The guy on Fox last night wouldn't take a fucking breath.  Greta, and later some blonde studio person, kept trying to ask questions but he was talking so much they couldn't. 

'Glad to wake up this morning and see that they're still chugging along on the rescue.

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2010 04:57 AM (osFsP)

298 A Chilean friend of mine once told me, "Chileans are absolutely convinced that every good thing that has happened in the world involves a Chilean in some way. Neil Armstrong? Chilean".

Italians are the same way.  Columbus, the Pope, the Roman Empire, spaghetti... To hear them tell it, it's like they invented everything.

The Irish invented lost causes and sad stories.   An Irishman has an abiding sense of tragedy with sustains him through temporary periods of joy.

Posted by: trainer at October 13, 2010 05:52 AM (K5X44)

299 FOUR!

Posted by: b+rry at October 13, 2010 06:13 AM (hbFXn)

300 Hopefully they figured out real quick that keeping their eyes shut is the antidote to claustrophobia.

Posted by: MRI Veteran at October 13, 2010 06:20 AM (gbCNS)

301 And when they make the movie they will cast Denzel Washington or Cuba Gooding Jr as the drill operator no doubt.

Posted by: Linda Gottfredson's Apprentice at October 13, 2010 06:53 AM (6AF2+)

302 I thought the Genesis Device was buried deep below the surface?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 13, 2010 06:56 AM (eKPEk)

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