September 29, 2010
— Dave in Texas I think you got that backwards Chrissy.
More of the same stupid theme that started last week, stinking of flop-sweat and desperation over the coming election apocalypse. It's time to blame businesses for sitting on their hands and waiting out the uncertainty of future federal encumbrances. Jesus Christ, we're still trying to comprehend the impact of Obamacare, so pardon these entities that are possessed of the same survival instinct the rest of us have, for trying to stay alive while Congress keeps pondering new ways to grab more.
Idiot.
via jazz at H2
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That, in itself, is indication of weapons grade stupid.
Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2010 08:38 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 29, 2010 08:40 AM (mV+es)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 29, 2010 08:40 AM (xxgag)
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 08:41 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 29, 2010 08:41 AM (mV+es)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2010 08:42 AM (9Cooa)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 29, 2010 12:40 PM (xxgag)
Scooped...how can this be?!?
Posted by: Helen Thomas at September 29, 2010 08:42 AM (7BU4a)
Is that Eugene "You Genius" Robinson I see in the still in the vid?
That's all I need to know about what transpired in that meeting of mental midgetstm.
Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 08:43 AM (fFMjt)
Those damn businesses, who continue to attempt to stay in business and even turn a profit, despite the best efforts of these Marxist tyrants.
There oughtta be a law.
Posted by: Truman North at September 29, 2010 08:43 AM (HLGCA)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 08:44 AM (9hSKh)
Apparently do to some magic in 2009, not only is the President not responsible for any of that, he is also not responsible for his own statements and actions.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2010 08:45 AM (7BU4a)
Chris Matthews is so out touch, it's almost funny.
Why isn't everyone in love with Obama like he is?
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 08:46 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 12:41 PM (OlN4e)
Whaddya mean "these days?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2010 12:42 PM (9Cooa)
M'k, Chrissy looks like he has an angry wolverine with unclipped toenails up his ass these days....
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 08:46 AM (OlN4e)
Now is not the time for profits.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 29, 2010 08:46 AM (7BU4a)
It was all one big setup.
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 08:46 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (AtjNL)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 12:46 PM (0fzsA)
You'd think when the man pays your mortgage out of his stash, people would be more appreciative.
Posted by: Peggy Joseph at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (7BU4a)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (HLGCA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (lPxkl)
It's like the generic excuse used throughtout Atlas Shrugged:
It's not my fault!
If only businesses would spend more, if only people would pay more taxes, if only companies wouldn't let people go, if only unemployment would go up (unexpectedly), and if only etc...etc...etc...
It's really not the Messiahs fault, he cant be blamed for what happens when it's just bad luck and stupid people not doing what he says...
Posted by: Erik at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (NOQx0)
Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (fgCQL)
Posted by: Zombie at September 29, 2010 08:47 AM (jdyTs)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 08:48 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 08:48 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 08:48 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: taylork at September 29, 2010 08:48 AM (4yrb2)
What amazes me is how quickly all the local lefty twits pick up on the meme and start repeating it like it's some brilliant insight. I saw a letter to the editor in the local paper yesterday saying the same thing.
A black hole of stupid from which no intelligent thought can escape.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 29, 2010 08:48 AM (ADeN1)
Posted by: cali grump at September 29, 2010 08:48 AM (hL0k8)
Hey Chris - How do you feel about the communist Unions thug leaders drooling over the take over of all private businesses?
Since Matthews is out there bashing business, like a good little Democrat doggy, I take it Chrissy approves OF THIS?
"We need to fundamentally restructure our economy and re-establish popular control over the private corporations which have distorted our economy and hijacked our government. ThatÂ’s a long-term job, but one we should start now."
-- Trumpka - Neo-Stalinist Liberty-Killer.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 08:49 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2010 08:49 AM (9Cooa)
So what if healthcare rights cost them a little bit of money? Why can't they just work harder? Don't they want the world to be a better place?
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 08:49 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: Fur Trapper at September 29, 2010 08:49 AM (Pir3k)
It was all one big setup.
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 12:46 PM (fE6tn)
Indeed, if things continue to go the way they are going, I bet you will hear the left argue that Obama was foisted upon us as a nefarious scheme by Big Business, the JOOOOs, and/or Karl Rove to damn blacks and/or liberals.
I mean, EVERYONE, knew he didn't have the experience or temperament to be a good president...right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2010 08:49 AM (7BU4a)
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 08:50 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 29, 2010 08:50 AM (jdyTs)
Or "greedy CEOs" and "hedge-fund managers". If that blame-game hasn't started yet, it will soon.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 08:50 AM (9hSKh)
I don't see Chrissy's name on this list of communists endorsing and sponsoring the response to Beck rally....he must have missed the ad deadline.
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 08:51 AM (oxG6r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2010 12:49 PM (9Cooa)
I don't think so. He had it mounted on a portable drill.......
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 08:51 AM (OlN4e)
The left has a whole system set up to push talking points out as if they were legitimate independent thoughts from Journolist to Elle Light, this synchronization removes the difficult job of thinking from your average liberal....
Posted by: 18-1 at September 29, 2010 08:52 AM (7BU4a)
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 08:52 AM (fE6tn)
Here, let me put this pillow over your face to help you stop yelling. Then we can have a civil discussion on how great Obama is.
Posted by: Coffee Party at September 29, 2010 08:53 AM (Sl76L)
Posted by: jewells at September 29, 2010 08:53 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: cali grump at September 29, 2010 12:48 PM (hL0k
"jobless recovery"
Drink!
Posted by: ErikW at September 29, 2010 08:53 AM (eZ2Da)
Do you know they make toddler toilets that play a fucking song when the kid takes a shit? No wonder every little bastard I run into is so damned self-centered.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 08:54 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: rawmuse at September 29, 2010 08:54 AM (yhrH5)
Lazy fucker.
I'm glad i killed it.
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 08:54 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: Mr Pink at September 29, 2010 08:55 AM (BwkYi)
We need an NIH study to investigate this problem and more government regulations!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 08:55 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Truman North at September 29, 2010 08:55 AM (HLGCA)
Oh they like us know that money can be made like magic. Money is a fiction, has no intrinsic value, and will not feed a single person without farmers willing to work to obtain that fiction, won't house a single person without builders, won't clothe a single person without tailors....
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2010 08:55 AM (0q2P7)
Congrats, Herr, I didn't hear the good news!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 29, 2010 08:55 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 08:56 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at September 29, 2010 08:56 AM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 29, 2010 08:57 AM (epBek)
What song? "You can't stop... a movement"?
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 29, 2010 08:57 AM (jdyTs)
I trace all my phobias and problems to not having one of these amazing devices as a toddler. What is the song, "oh, happy day!"
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 08:57 AM (9hSKh)
Thanks. The Boy was bummed, but the girls were merely relieved.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 08:57 AM (5aa4z)
51 OT: So, now that we know the baby's going to be a girl, I can start buying this and that, right? Some items here and there so I don't go blowing $600 two weeks before the kid's born.
Congrats, Herr! The gray should be filling your hair any second now. Trust me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 08:57 AM (zgZzy)
When Democrats rail against "greedy corporations" - that's how they use propaganda to get the public to drool and nod in agreement.
"Greedy corporations are killing America" !!! Can you feel the hatred?
Yep. Private industry is killing America. Got that? Our wonderful unicorn hope and change government will now swing in and save us from all this evil corporate private enterprise. with...
"Card Check"! Then, unions take over -- as planned--, and private enterprise in America becomes a thing of the past.
Layer on top "ObamaCare"... oh how the democrats have damaged this nation in such little time.
This is also called communism.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 08:59 AM (0fzsA)
I didn't have a single gray hair before my daughter was born.
Now, all I have left is gray hair.
...she just turned 56. Coincidence?
Posted by: Truman North at September 29, 2010 08:59 AM (HLGCA)
He has hair left?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 08:59 AM (9hSKh)
I remember, growing up, the only "child proofing" we had in the house was electrical outlet covers. All this other stuff (door locks for your cabinets, bumpers for your coffee table, etc) didn't exist. Mostly what Mom and Dad said if we ran into the table was "Be more careful" and when we opened cabinets we weren't supposed to open we got spanked.
Fast forward 20-some years and my first kid was starting to walk, suddenly these same parents who told us to "be more careful" are trying to foist all this crap on us.
I tried for months just to avoid the subject or down-play it, but I finally lost my temper one day and said, "So, what? Does that mean you hated me as a kid? Or do you think my kid is to dumb to learn that it hurts to hit his head?"
The crap people think they "need" for their kids is really, really stupid.
Posted by: AllenG at September 29, 2010 08:59 AM (8y9MW)
Eh. This is #4. Not the excitement of #1. On #1 Frau had this amazing glow. Now she's just getting a big ass.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 08:59 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Truman North at September 29, 2010 09:00 AM (HLGCA)
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 09:00 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 09:00 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 29, 2010 09:00 AM (9Cooa)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 29, 2010 09:01 AM (jdyTs)
start singing this at any bar and everyone sings along.....
Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 09:01 AM (p302b)
That's my philosophy. The extent of the safeguards for me was the Poison Control sticker on the handset of the phone and my Mom smacking the shit out of me if I did something stupid.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:01 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 12:59 PM (5aa4z)
Nah...she got that on her wedding day.
I keed...I keed.
Congrats!
Posted by: Tami at September 29, 2010 09:02 AM (VuLos)
He has hair left?
I meant back hair. And I feel your pain, Herr. I have four, including Irish Twins aged 2 and 3.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 09:02 AM (zgZzy)
Do you know they make toddler toilets that play a fucking song when the kid takes a shit?
Bolero?
Posted by: Cicero at September 29, 2010 09:02 AM (QKKT0)
On the blame Republicans for everything theme -
In the same letter to the editor, the writer blamed Republicans for the deaths of two horses that got electrocuted when a power line was knocked down by a falling tree. Somehow related to global warmening I think, or maybe greedy power companies.
Liberalism - A black hole of stupid from which no intelligent thought can escape.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 29, 2010 09:02 AM (ADeN1)
They've resigned themselves to it. It'll be great to see Pelousi finally lose some of that Botox-smile when she realizes in Nov that her tenure as Speaker is finni.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 09:02 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: Reiver at September 29, 2010 09:03 AM (64S5N)
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 01:00 PM (OlN4e)
If he doesn't hang himself from the chandelier we'll at least be able to see him wasted on cheap bourbon like when he covered the Scott Brown victory.
Posted by: ErikW at September 29, 2010 09:03 AM (eZ2Da)
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2010 09:04 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 09:04 AM (zgZzy)
They actually make kneepads for babies now. For when they start crawling. I think the product is called Safe Knees Today, Sissy-fag Playground Tears Tomorrow.
It's possible I'm remembering it wrong.
Posted by: Warden at September 29, 2010 09:05 AM (fE6tn)
Now she's just getting a big ass.
It took her that long? Ha! Mrs. North was pretty proactive about that particular aspect of child-rearing. Six months after Nathaniel, she still looked six months pregnant, and she's even more aggressively large today.
Posted by: Truman North at September 29, 2010 09:06 AM (HLGCA)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2010 09:06 AM (jDhPF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 09:06 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: kansas at September 29, 2010 09:06 AM (mka2b)
Bumperstickerworthy!
Obamalamadingdong in a nutshell.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 29, 2010 09:07 AM (swuwV)
Meanwhile, muslim babies are training to crawl over hot coals to get to their AKs.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:07 AM (5aa4z)
it's beyond stupid and "trust us" isn't working anymore with business or the American people
Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 09:07 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2010 09:08 AM (jDhPF)
98 So when Matthews head explodes early AM day after the elections, who gets to clean up the gooey mess?
The writers from The Office? Their scripts are just vomit now, anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 09:08 AM (zgZzy)
Ginger girls. They're the worst, 
.
/My younger sister is a ginger. She's sweet when she wants to be, but when her temper flares up...oh boy.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 09:08 AM (9hSKh)
Now she's just getting a big ass.
Truthfully, she got pretty hefty with the first one, and I hit a 3 pointer 3 months after that so she didn't have a chance to lose it. With the boy and this one she's not gaining much at all.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:09 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 29, 2010 09:09 AM (M6enm)
/My younger sister is a ginger. She's sweet when she wants to be, but when her temper flares up...oh boy.
Youngest (and only) girl and oldest boy. Both Gingers. Lots of soul stealing going on. Thankfully, I didn't have one to begin with.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 09:10 AM (zgZzy)
You have so much to learn. We shit, therefore we are.
Posted by: toddlers, even future conservative ones at September 29, 2010 09:10 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 29, 2010 09:11 AM (mV+es)
Posted by: Ignurnt at September 29, 2010 09:11 AM (7GfKM)
At Hamas "summer camps".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 29, 2010 09:12 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 09:13 AM (p302b)
What kind of disorder makes a speaker drool and spit?
Dunno. But I bet that lizard lady, Anita Dunn has the same malady.
Question -- is she married to that guy Ploufe at the WH? He looks to be about 30 and she looks 60.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 29, 2010 09:13 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 29, 2010 09:13 AM (btiSt)
"My youngest is a girl. A Ginger."
I'm the youngest Ginger in my family and I turned out just swell! (Don't let her near hammers)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 29, 2010 09:14 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: t-bird at September 29, 2010 09:14 AM (FcR7P)
I thought beck said she was married to the prez's personal attorney who is a part of the administration now in some capacity
Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 09:14 AM (p302b)
It's all a conspiracy to get Mitt Romney elected.
LOL.
Businesses not investing when ObamaCare looms large, when tax increases loom large, when the death tax looms large - have nothing to do with it! riiiiight.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 09:15 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 29, 2010 01:13 PM (btiSt)
Well, this most recent one "caught us by surprise". We'd gotten rid of all that shit after the third one. I'm just buying shit like bottles, onesies, socks, little bathtub, the basics. We have nothing from the other kids. We didn't even have a crib any more.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:15 AM (5aa4z)
120 I'm unemployed in order to make Obama look bad.
I'm fat in protest of Michelle Obama's obesity initiative.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 09:16 AM (zgZzy)
Meanwhile, muslim babies are training to crawl over hot coals to get to their AKs.
They blow up so quickly these days.....
Posted by: maddogg at September 29, 2010 09:16 AM (OlN4e)
We don't do nursery school. Kind of like putting your kid in a petri dish for 4 hours a day, but not as clean.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:17 AM (5aa4z)
Yea, and Kasich back to up 8 per Rasmussen.
Posted by: Mallamutt at September 29, 2010 01:15 PM (OWjjx)
You sure about that? The Columbus Dispatch has him only up by 2.
Oh! Right...
Posted by: ErikW at September 29, 2010 09:17 AM (eZ2Da)
105. Awesome. Considering the bullshit ads coming out of the Bennet house - saying things like 'I'm a businessman who cut spending and taxes' *giggle*- it's nice to see that CO voters might be on to the fact that that is A TOTAL LIE.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 09:17 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 29, 2010 09:19 AM (zgZzy)
Anyone know what happened to Heather Radish?
I assume she's doing something to make Obama look bad, but...
Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 09:20 AM (hBqOU)
One word: online moron baby shower.
Oh, wait, buying stuff wouldn't make Obama look bad, so I guess we'd better not.
Posted by: MamaAJ at September 29, 2010 09:20 AM (XdlcF)
......link
Posted by: curious at September 29, 2010 01:05 PM (p302b)
This is a pretty good ad even though it's a Donk ad and filled with lies (as are all Donk ads).
Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 29, 2010 09:20 AM (xxgag)
Posted by: Cicero at September 29, 2010 09:20 AM (QKKT0)
I'm waiting for the infamous "speculators" to be blamed for Obama's Depression.
Speculators, Wall Street, greedy corporations, millionaires, and assorted others who aren't paying their fair share.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 29, 2010 09:20 AM (sWynj)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 29, 2010 09:21 AM (zgZzy)
Most of the stuff is useless. The few things I found invented in the 9 year gap between the last two kids that I really liked was the wipe warmer, menthol baby bath (unplugs snuffiness) and the very best? disposable bibs. The only things you really need is a stroller, a car seat, some clothes, and diapers. I used but never needed a monitor--you could hear them down the block.
Women gain weight because their husbands want dinner every fucking night. Women would just skip that whole thing or have cereal 5 out of 7 nights. God I hate that whole dinner thing. Feed them tonight and they want to be fed again tomorrow. Bane of my existence.
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 09:21 AM (oxG6r)
Posted by: MamaAJ at September 29, 2010 09:21 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: blindside at September 29, 2010 09:22 AM (x7g7t)
Concerning that article about the college student videotaped in a "sexual encounter" and then committing suicide when it was leaked.
Didn't something similar happen to Ace in college, except it was the people who saw the tape committed suicide?
Posted by: Ben at September 29, 2010 09:23 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 29, 2010 09:23 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: ErikW at September 29, 2010 09:24 AM (eZ2Da)
but I don't remember when exactly.
ahhh, thanks.
Maybe we can deduce HR's traveling has commenced since she has not here now.
Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 09:24 AM (6cqZX)
Didn't something similar happen to Ace in college, except it was the people who saw the tape committed suicide?
The hair! There's so much hair . . . BANG!
Posted by: Ace's Film Crew at September 29, 2010 09:24 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 29, 2010 01:17 PM (0fzsA)
The worst are his government-spending-is-out-of-control, congress-spent-trillions-of-dollars-and-we-got-nothing-for-it ads. Hey, soon to be former senator Bennett, your fingerprints are all over that spending!
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 29, 2010 09:25 AM (xxgag)
My husband went through the cookbooks this weekend and then spent $300 on groceries for a bunch of great recipes. Unfortunately, the kids have somewhere to be at dinner time every single day this week.
Posted by: MamaAJ at September 29, 2010 09:25 AM (XdlcF)
Women gain weight because their husbands want dinner every fucking night. Women would just skip that whole thing or have cereal 5 out of 7 nights. God I hate that whole dinner thing. Feed them tonight and they want to be fed again tomorrow. Bane of my existence.
lol- don't I know it. My husband is spoiled rotten, but it's my own fault. I hate working all day then going home and having to cook dinner. He can't even boil water without fucking it up, so he's no help.
Posted by: jewells at September 29, 2010 09:25 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: les grossman at September 29, 2010 09:26 AM (K/USr)
Meh.
I've told my wife more than once if she wanted to stop cooking, I could feed myself; that the grocery store stocks plenty of frozen burritos and vitameatavegamin for health. She insists on doing so anyway. Not my fault...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2010 09:26 AM (0q2P7)
From my limited exposure, I don't believe them when they tell me that the paper they are printing is the Columbus Dispatch.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 29, 2010 01:19 PM (OWjjx)
Heh, The Dispatch is completely neurotic when it comes to politics.
I think the entire editorial board suffers from split personality disorder.
Posted by: ErikW at September 29, 2010 09:26 AM (eZ2Da)
Concerning that article about the college student videotaped in a "sexual encounter" and then committing suicide when it was leaked.
Didn't something similar happen to Ace in college, except it was the people who saw the tape committed suicide?
Posted by: Ben
I think that the other participant (jar of Nivea) was never the same as well. It had a lessened, almost empty existence.
Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 09:26 AM (R2fpr)
Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 09:27 AM (fgCQL)
I'm not clear on how that will make Obama look bad.
Posted by: MamaAJ at September 29, 2010 09:28 AM (XdlcF)
I think that the other participant (jar of Nivea) was never the same as well. It had a lessened, almost empty existence.
Posted by: Gabby Blue Hen Johnson at September 29, 2010 01:26 PM (R2fpr)
You're gonna need an ocean
Of calamine lotion...
Posted by: stuiec at September 29, 2010 09:29 AM (fgCQL)
Meh.
I've told my wife more than once if she wanted to stop cooking, I could feed myself; that the grocery store stocks plenty of frozen burritos and vitameatavegamin for health. She insists on doing so anyway. Not my fault...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2010 01:26 PM (0q2P7)
Well...dang.
Posted by: The Frozen Burrito Industry at September 29, 2010 09:29 AM (GBXon)
"Didn't something similar happen to Ace in college, except it was the people who saw the tape committed suicide?"
Wasn't there a movie about that? People watched the tape and then died a few days later when the horror really hit them.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 29, 2010 09:30 AM (ADeN1)
"Didn't something similar happen to Ace in college, except it was the people who saw the tape committed suicide?"
Wasn't there a movie about that? People watched the tape and then died a few days later when the horror really hit them.
Once you see the cock ring....seven days....
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2010 09:31 AM (0q2P7)
My husband went through the cookbooks this weekend and then spent $300 on groceries for a bunch of great recipes. Unfortunately, the kids have somewhere to be at dinner time every single day this week.
Here's a conversation I had recently with 2 women: Woman1: "my husband is so neurotic, he insists on putting all the spices back in alphabetical order." Woman 2: "Haha, my husband just puts them back any old way". Me: "my husband doesn't know what spices are or if we have them."
I repeat this conversation to my husband who replies: "like garlic salt?"
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 09:32 AM (oxG6r)
Feed them tonight and they want to be fed again tomorrow. Bane of my existence.
I am single and sometimes i eat can chili out of the can with a spoon.
so there's that.
Posted by: Ben at September 29, 2010 09:33 AM (wuv1c)
Our youngest of 2 is a girl, and we have not bought half the crap we bought when her brother was born. And she could care less. Unfortunately, certain people had told me that girls were easier to raise than boys. Not at this age she isn't, she's a tsunami of stubborn belligerence - she's all sweetness to her day care teachers, but at home, her true personality comes out.
Dressing her in the morning (my wife works an early shift) is a weird combination of showing multiple shirts and choosing the one she least objected to (other than the one she wore to bed), then free-form grappling to get her dressed. And all the while she's laughing her head off. The shoes are routinely removed and thrown around. At this point, I drop her off at day care then put her shoes on. Then breakfast, which only makes the cats happy since she likes to fling her food about.
But she is still Hime-chan to me.
Posted by: Penfold at September 29, 2010 09:34 AM (1PeEC)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 29, 2010 09:35 AM (M6enm)
Them and kids too.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 29, 2010 09:37 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 29, 2010 01:35 PM (M6enm)
redhead
Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2010 09:38 AM (/jbAw)
I would like to nominate him for the Nobel Prize in Economics for helping to stimulate the economy.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 29, 2010 09:39 AM (jDhPF)
Our youngest of 2 is a girl, and we have not bought half the crap we bought when her brother was born. And she could care less. Unfortunately, certain people had told me that girls were easier to raise than boys. Not at this age she isn't, she's a tsunami of stubborn belligerence - she's all sweetness to her day care teachers, but at home, her true personality comes out.
growing up my favorite toys were empty boxes.
Posted by: Ben at September 29, 2010 09:39 AM (wuv1c)
http://tinyurl.com/39rsjgo
Posted by: Vic at September 29, 2010 09:41 AM (/jbAw)
The shoes are routinely removed and thrown around. At this point, I drop her off at day care then put her shoes on.
I solved this with number 1 and have repeated my success with numbers 2 and 3. High top chuck taylor's ---they make cute little pink ones, some of them all girled up too. Get the high top on in the morning. Double knot. They can't get them off if you've tied it right. Shoe problem solved. Had to do that to stop the throwing of shoes in the car and grocery store.
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 09:42 AM (oxG6r)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 29, 2010 01:35 PM (M6enm)
Specifically a pale redhead; esp w/ freckles.
See the Southpark episode "Ginger Kids" episode 9/11 for more information.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2010 09:43 AM (0q2P7)
Yes, I'm letting the bank foreclose on my house, just to make Obama look bad...
Oh, and losing my Job? Same deal...
Posted by: American Homeowner at September 29, 2010 09:45 AM (AdK6a)
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 09:45 AM (oxG6r)
Heh. With the first one, everything had to be new, of course. Only the best for my little one. With each child that mindset goes progressively downhill.
Some friends from church said "Hey we've got a crib." Cool. It's in pretty good shape. The mattress is immaculate, but it's so old it literally has a tag saying "This mattress specially treated to resist cigarette burns".
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:47 AM (5aa4z)
Sweet. Assed. Tip.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:48 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 09:48 AM (oxG6r)
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 09:51 AM (oxG6r)
Younguns. Yep. Makes the situation harder. They sound old enough to cook their own Ramen though.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2010 09:52 AM (0q2P7)
#4? Craigslist and St Francis of Assisi.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 09:53 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 09:56 AM (oxG6r)
Never mind. I think I just answered my own question.
Posted by: jwpaine at September 29, 2010 09:57 AM (g4J4S)
Posted by: dagny at September 29, 2010 10:00 AM (oxG6r)
My 10 year old daughter just passed 5 feet.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 29, 2010 10:00 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: everybody's dad, everywhere at September 29, 2010 10:01 AM (g4J4S)
I would love the frozen burrito option and mr. dagny would probably do it. Problem arises with the cabal created with the boys, all football/lax players: ages 18, 15, and 6. That's 3 cans of biscuits for one meal. I have to cook or go broke.
I've found pasta to be extremely cost effective.
A box of barilla pasta where i live is 10 for 10 dollars. Each box feeds 3 or so people. It says 6-8, but that is BS as I live alone and tend to eat an entire box in two dinners.
You can get sauce for 3 or so dollars and bread for 2-3 bucks.
So that is an entire meal for 3 people for about 7 bucks.
Posted by: Ben at September 29, 2010 10:04 AM (wuv1c)
Probably before she left.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 29, 2010 10:07 AM (jdyTs)
Great Value Brand at WalMart. A buck.
Since you have to screw with any canned sauce to make it edible, anyway, buy your spices at a dollar store. They all have them.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Gruff Old Fart at September 29, 2010 10:07 AM (5aa4z)
Maybe it's time to teach them how to bake their own potatoes in the microwave....By that age I could fry them. My mom gave me open range to all the potatoes and eggs I could eat (that I of course had to prepare myself) if dinner was insufficient.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 29, 2010 10:07 AM (0q2P7)
Chris Mathews worked in the Carter Administration, and I'm guessing that was his previous starry-eyed leg-tingle. And when everything went to crap, the first time, he wondered why the gods conspired against his hero.
Having it happen a second time has got to be a bitch, and so he performs wild gymnastics of logic.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at September 29, 2010 10:18 AM (MtqMw)
Posted by: Ignurnt at September 29, 2010 10:37 AM (UzjcV)
Posted by: generic commentor mode: on at September 29, 2010 01:20 PM (hBqOU)
She's in Germany and posted here about a week ago.
Posted by: ya2daup at September 29, 2010 11:17 AM (UzjcV)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at September 29, 2010 12:03 PM (G5qLy)
It appears Matthews can't get over his fondness for swallowing...
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 29, 2010 01:33 PM (fxACH)
Why is no one referring to him as Chrissy "I Squat to Pee" Matthews?
That was an early Ace-ism that helped define the brand.
Posted by: Lloyd at September 29, 2010 03:33 PM (3nO70)
Posted by: John at September 29, 2010 03:48 PM (e0Zh/)
71 51- Yes, the amount of stuff made for kids now is stupid.
I remember, growing up, the only "child proofing" we had in the house was electrical outlet covers. All this other stuff (door locks for your cabinets, bumpers for your coffee table, etc) didn't exist. Mostly what Mom and Dad said if we ran into the table was "Be more careful" and when we opened cabinets we weren't supposed to open we got spanked.
Fast forward 20-some years and my first kid was starting to walk, suddenly these same parents who told us to "be more careful" are trying to foist all this crap on us.
I tried for months just to avoid the subject or down-play it, but I finally lost my temper one day and said, "So, what? Does that mean you hated me as a kid? Or do you think my kid is to dumb to learn that it hurts to hit his head?"
The crap people think they "need" for their kids is really, really stupid.
allen g
There was 7 of us. One a year. The only thing they child-proofed was the liquor cabinet, the gun cabinet, and the cabinet where they kept the chocolate and the good knives.
132 I no longer go to 7-11s because I don't speak Indian.
I'm white to make Obama look oppressed.
herr
this. this is why i read this place.
rascist.
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