September 07, 2010

Chrissy Matthews: It Wasn't a Tingle, It Was a Thrill
— Dave in Texas

Can't buy a thrill.

Ok, what the hell is that at .43 secs though?

Thrill? Tingle? Gut-rumble?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:38 PM | Comments (143)
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1 Right wing fascists?  Matthews is undeniably a total fucking douchebag. 

Posted by: Bob at September 07, 2010 05:41 PM (/G0pB)

2 I think the proper term is an Oboner.

Posted by: Cicero at September 07, 2010 05:42 PM (eCkV5)

3 Some day, in the not-too-distant future, Chrissy's man crush will be out of office, MSDNC will be nearly out of business, and he, Olberdouche, Maddcow, and O'Donnell, will be out on the streets, dumpster-diving just to stay alive. 

That's my fantasy, and no one's taking it away from me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2010 05:43 PM (UOM48)

4 In the far off future, historians will find that video and be convinced that Chris Matthews and Prez. OH! were the first gay couple in the White House.

Posted by: dogfish at September 07, 2010 05:46 PM (UEJ97)

5 I'm just slightly left of center.

I'm also completely insane.


Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 05:46 PM (EW49d)

6
 (Obama said) We can do things on our own without a lot of help from government...on our own we can do things.

I must have missed that speech.


Posted by: Atomic Roach at September 07, 2010 05:47 PM (rMMMP)

7 Slightly Left.

And flat on his back, heels in the air, beggin' for a bonin' from his ebony man-god.

Posted by: nickless at September 07, 2010 05:48 PM (MMC8r)

8 I'm more pleasant than this individual.

Posted by: Bloated Roadkill at September 07, 2010 05:50 PM (u3Zi5)

9 hmmm, mancrush galore?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 07, 2010 05:51 PM (i4Lu9)

10 I don't care how many times I hear Obama speak, he still makes kittens refrigerator wooka wooka bTOINGGG clamshell pandabear.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 05:51 PM (EW49d)

11 Nice to know that using the word "tingle" instead of "thrill" makes me the same as Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini. 

Posted by: Bob at September 07, 2010 05:52 PM (/G0pB)

12 Some day, in the not-too-distant future, Chrissy's man crush will be out of office, MSDNC will be nearly out of business, and he, Olberdouche, Maddcow, and O'Donnell, will be out on the streets, dumpster-diving just to stay alive. 

That's my fantasy, and no one's taking it away from me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2010 09:43 PM (UOM4

Don't forget sobbin' Ed!

I know I'm biased, and I'm trying to be objective- are the most partisan Fox people in any way as bad as MSNBC is for their side?  There are times Beck or Hannity make me cringe, but it's never like this.  Is it?

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 07, 2010 05:53 PM (c1oyg)

13 He really needs to see a doctor about that leg thrill. That odd nerve conduction means he's cutting off circulation to his double-cheeked brain. And the second sign? Untimely drooling.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 07, 2010 05:53 PM (swuwV)

14 Isn't fascism a collectivist ideology?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 07, 2010 05:56 PM (yhlnw)

15 "Facist?" I do not think it means what you think it means Chrissy.

Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2010 05:57 PM (wEZdg)

16

Ok, but up your leg to where, precisely?

 

 

Posted by: kansas at September 07, 2010 05:58 PM (ctGdN)

17 Let O' be Reagan, is that what that really says in the lower left? Holy crap, i picked a bad week to stop doing medical mushrooms. How dare these buttplugs even say the holy name of Reagan. They hated his guts until way after he was dead, and then it was safe to pretend they liked him all along. Gaaah, the voices in my head are telling me to clean my guns. Must answer their call.

Posted by: cali grump at September 07, 2010 05:58 PM (1tJr/)

18 Our next guest is my imaginary friend, Barrykins, who will tell us how anyone who votes Republican this November is actually voting for the assassination of a man for whom I would crawl naked on my knees over broken glass, simply to touch the perfect crease of his pants.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:00 PM (EW49d)

19 He went to UNC-CH, WTF to you expect?

He worked for Tim O'Neal, democrat speaker of the house, he is a democrat whore.

He's a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Kemp at September 07, 2010 06:01 PM (AQxTm)

20 (and you all thought Andrea Mitchell was over the top.)

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:01 PM (EW49d)

21 I don't think I've ever heard Sean or Glenn ever talk about tingles or feelings of sexual bliss when talking about potential candidates..

Rush will say that he loves Reagan like a father but never emote that shit that Chrissy does. 


Posted by: Dave C at September 07, 2010 06:02 PM (4uhuW)

22 "Obama seems to be saying that we can do things without a lot of help from government?" I guess trillions of dollars is not a lot of help. That explains things.

Posted by: fapo at September 07, 2010 06:03 PM (TcaE8)

23 Up next, is Ugg Classic some sort of right-wing fascist buzzword invented by the Tea Party?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:03 PM (EW49d)

24 (and you all thought Andrea Mitchell was over the top.)

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 10:01 PM (EW49d)

I dreamed about having Andrea ON top.

Posted by: Frank Rizzo at September 07, 2010 06:04 PM (c1oyg)

25

Chris! Sound familiar, buddy?

Wiki facists:

They claim that culture is created by the collective national society and its state, that cultural ideas are what give individuals identity, and thus they reject individualism. Viewing the nation as an integrated collective community, they see pluralism as a dysfunctional aspect of society, and justify a totalitarian state as a means to represent the nation in its entirety. They advocate the creation of a single-party state. Fascists reject and resist the autonomy of cultural or ethnic groups who are not considered part of the fascists' nation and who refuse to assimilate (tea-baggers) or are unable to be assimilated. They consider attempts to create such autonomy as an affront and a threat to the nation. Fascist governments forbid and suppress opposition to the fascist state and the fascist movement.

Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2010 06:06 PM (wEZdg)

26 Carolina sucks

Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2010 06:07 PM (wEZdg)

27 Whata HOMO.  Not gay; HOMO.

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 07, 2010 06:07 PM (GgR+e)

28 This clip would fit well in the campaign advocated by Ace to tie the Dems and the MFM together.

Posted by: Purity Of Essence at September 07, 2010 06:09 PM (P1vpT)

29 They claim that culture is created by the collective national society and its state, that cultural ideas are what give individuals identity, and thus they reject individualism. Viewing the nation as an integrated collective community, they see pluralism as a dysfunctional aspect of society, and justify a totalitarian state as a means to represent the nation in its entirety. They advocate the creation of a single-party state. Fascists reject and resist the autonomy of cultural or ethnic groups who are not considered part of the fascists' nation and who refuse to assimilate (tea-baggers) or are unable to be assimilated. They consider attempts to create such autonomy as an affront and a threat to the nation. Fascist governments forbid and suppress opposition to the fascist state and the fascist movement.

Yep, just like I said.... right-wingers.

whoopty ding-ding doodle, omygoodness, there's that thrill again.....

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:11 PM (EW49d)

30 And he has bad table manners.

Posted by: rawmuse at September 07, 2010 06:11 PM (bTrk5)

31 refuse to assimilate (tea-baggers)


Did Wiki really have the parenthetical expression, or is that yours?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 07, 2010 06:11 PM (yhlnw)

32

Fascists reject and resist the autonomy of cultural or ethnic groups who are not considered part of the fascists' nation and who refuse to assimilate....

Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2010 10:06 PM

 

So, these fascists, they're Borg?

Yeah, it's just that easy for Chris.  Too bad that hardly anyone is WATCHING!

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at September 07, 2010 06:11 PM (sJTmU)

33 Nobody talks better about America than a lazy preening Marxist fuckwad? Just how high is Chris Matthews?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 07, 2010 06:12 PM (VVE6L)

34

ok am I hearing impaired?

did anybody hear that?  was it just a "hmm" from one of the guests?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 07, 2010 06:13 PM (Wh0W+)

35

It warn't no thrill.

It war gas.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:14 PM (/aKkc)

36

Dave, I luv ya man, but jeez you and all the other bloggers need to ignore this fool. He is getting way too much attention. I will give him no more clicks, no comments, no nothing. We can amuse ourselves making fun of someone else.

So, I'm announcing my "Boycott all posts showcasing Chris Matthews" program. From now on, when I see a post about CM, I'll just have a drink and move to a different blog for a while. No offense. Unless you have some cheerleaders up. That could change things. We all get a tingle from something. 

 

Posted by: Meremortal at September 07, 2010 06:15 PM (7FgWm)

37 I believe he would take a full load to the face if the opportunity "arose"

Posted by: MAJHAM at September 07, 2010 06:15 PM (k9sLf)

38 just how high is Chris Matthews?

I am high on OBAMA, fascist.  Which, to somebody is somewhere in the middle of slightly left, speaks volumes about his amazing ability to read what others have written.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:16 PM (EW49d)

39 I believe he would take a full load to the face if the opportunity "arose"

You assume I haven't.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:17 PM (EW49d)

40 3 Some day, in the not-too-distant future, Chrissy's man crush will be out of office, MSDNC will be nearly out of business, and he, Olberdouche, Maddcow, and O'Donnell, will be out on the streets, dumpster-diving just to stay alive. 

That's my fantasy, and no one's taking it away from me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2010 09:43 PM

 

Jane, Jane, Jane.  If the Republicans get control of the House or Senate or both, and get a Republican elected to the White House in 2012, this will be a NEW LEASE ON LIFE for  MSNBC, because the paranoia on the left will greatly increase and their niche audience will tune in to hear the crazy. Nothing fosters more viewership or readership than the belief that their little paranoia is real.  I'd take all that in a minute.  I hope that MSNBC is still bat-shit crazy in 2020, and the Republicans control both Houses of Congress and the White House, and we live in a realm of fiscal responsibility and steady economic growth.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at September 07, 2010 06:17 PM (sJTmU)

41 Holy fucking shit, Matthews is completely off his rocker. Barky is the voice of rugged individualism and personal responsibility? Mr Fucking Spread-the-Wealth? In what alternate universe  did Barry ever talk about government getting out of the way, and can we send Matthews back there?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 07, 2010 06:18 PM (VVE6L)

42 34 Ha! That was mine. It just begged for it. I should add it to wiki.

Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2010 06:18 PM (5HY4o)

43 Barky is the voice of rugged individualism and personal responsibility?

Obama is a man's man.  You ever see him on his bicycle?

Only a real man can make wearing a goofy helmet and mom jeans and riding a girl's bike look so butch.

Uh oh, I think I just felt another thrill coming on......

Ooops, not this time.  It was just gas.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:24 PM (EW49d)

44 You know who ought to play Obama in the movie of his incredible life?

Jim Brown.

Yep, that's how rugged Obama is.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:26 PM (EW49d)

45 Is it just me, or was that wiki definition of fascism ....off somehow? I don't recall any of that shizz as being central to corporatism/fascism. Its AKA 'third way communism', not some revanchist's wet dream.

Posted by: Corrupting Effluence at September 07, 2010 06:27 PM (hCQG5)

46

Here's the latest crap from Kos I got in my e-mail:

*********************

Dear Daily Kos community member,

Conventional wisdom is that Democrats are doomed in the 2010 elections. And yes, by all indications, things look bleak.

So how do we react? I suppose we could surrender to our new tea party overlords. If we show enough deference, maybe they'll take mercy, and allow us to keep a constitutional amendment or two.

But that's not how we roll at Daily Kos. Instead, we're going on the attack.

We're going to make Republicans defend their Senate seat in Kentucky, where Democratic Attorney General Jack Conway is pushing Civil Rights Act opponent Rand Paul to the limit. Can you contribute $10 to Jack Conway, and make the tea party play some defense this fall?

There is perhaps no clearer contrast anywhere in the country -- between a Democrat who believes government can make people's lives better, and a Republican who hasn't met a government program he doesn't hate.

As Attorney General, Jack Conway has proven he can win statewide. He supports Elizabeth Warren to head the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and wants to change Senate rules to make a filibuster a real filibuster.

Today, Conway is holding a moneybomb. Let's helping out by finding 500 people to donate $10 to his campaign, and beat tea party favorite Rand Paul.

Join the fight -- contribute $10 to Jack Conway now.

Every dollar we force Republicans to spend playing defense is a dollar they won't spend trying to take over Congress. Every tea party candidate we defeat is a blow to the narrative that the far right is on the rise.

If Conway can win this race in Kentucky, in a tough year for Democrats, it will send a message that voters want government that works for them, rather than no government at all. You can help send that message with your $10 contribution to Jack Conway today.

****************************

In addition to being a hint of what is probably not a very hard to figure out strategy, it warms my balls to read lamentations of this woman who was talking about permanent victories and other such bullshit when the Dems rolled into town.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 07, 2010 06:27 PM (fLHQe)

47 Almost two years into BHO's administration and they are still wondering if he's Reaganesque enough?


Dude..  That should have answered their fucking question right there.

Posted by: Dave C at September 07, 2010 06:28 PM (4uhuW)

48 Somewhere, there's a Korean Chris Matthews typing the same unbelieveable shit about Kim Jong Il.

No, strike that, I think the Korean would be embarrassed to be such a blatant whore as his American counterpart.

Posted by: nickless at September 07, 2010 06:32 PM (MMC8r)

49 tingle-thrill, either way he is by far a SHILL for obama. he and the rest of the leftists have played their hand, they have no credibility, whether it be present, past, or future. all he has proven time and time again is that not only is he just another kool-aid drinker but part of the regime forcing kool-aid on a stupid nation.


i thank obama, on his watch, we get to witness the death of the dinosaur media.
i thank bush, now i know who my enemies are.

Posted by: befuddled at September 07, 2010 06:37 PM (xJU23)

50 Y'all Chris Matthews is married....
To a woman even...
Another reporter type named Kathleen and they have children.

So odd....

Posted by: EZB at September 07, 2010 06:37 PM (fa9yq)

51 In the film of Obama's life, you know who should play Michelle?

Me.

I was born for that roll.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:39 PM (EW49d)

52 I think that come November, Chrissy will be feeling a TINKLE not a tingle going down his leg. 

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 06:41 PM (8GYOu)

53

Somewhere, there's a Korean Chris Matthews typing the same unbelieveable shit about Kim Jong Il.

 

Chlis Ma Foo?



Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 06:42 PM (8GYOu)

54

Thrill? Tingle? Gut-rumble?

 

Teh Thrilla in Vanilla?

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 06:43 PM (8GYOu)

55 Maybe I'm misremembering, but I thought it was a furrowing feeling.

Posted by: Dan Cleary at September 07, 2010 06:44 PM (Wut7t)

56 Carolina sucks

Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2010 10:07 PM (wEZdg)

The Tarholes are in deep shit with the NCAA Stasi having set up operations in Chumpel Hell; they've already suspended about 15 players (and that ambulatory liver-spot Brent Shillberger was yammering away as if they all came down with the flu or some STD; wrong Brent; they're fucking gone because Botch Davis runs a garbage program and the Stasi has only begun their slow-as-tectonic-plate investigation), one of which showed up because I guess his tutor showed him how to use Mapquest.  The Holes will throw their entire football program under the bus just to keep them away from the basketball team; if the investigation goes there the campus will become Jonestown 2.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 07, 2010 06:46 PM (aIWP/)

57 So he basically shit himself live on the air while talking about how he still gets thrills from watching old Obama speeches. Then he called conservatives "fascists."

And the truly sad thing is, Matthews is one of the more credible "journalists" at MSNBC...

Posted by: ArrrJayyy at September 07, 2010 06:48 PM (gXVqy)

58 Chris is making a liar out of the mannish gym teacher who slapped a transparency of a penis on the overhead projector in 10th grade health class and said, "This is where men experience sexual attraction.  Any questions?  No?  Okay, on to syphilis."

Last week I saw footage of James May in a jumpsuit driving the Bugatti Veyron to a new speed record.  I experienced tingling in the lower half of Fillydom, but it was most certainly not in my leg.  And I don't even like cars.


Posted by: Filly at September 07, 2010 06:49 PM (b+fSe)

59 8 Thrill? Tingle? Gut-rumble?

Teh Thrilla in Vanilla?

Posted by: runningrn at September 07, 2010 10:43 PM (8GYOu)

Heh.  Good work from the RRN


Posted by: Frank Rizzo at September 07, 2010 06:53 PM (c1oyg)

60 Are you an official president?  Because you're officially giving me a boner.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:53 PM (D1D7I)

61

if the investigation goes there the campus will become Jonestown 2.

Good

Posted by: dagny at September 07, 2010 06:53 PM (ZfydI)

62 50 Almost two years into BHO's administration and they are still wondering if he's Reaganesque enough?

For God's sake, this guy couldn't clean my pool!

Posted by: Ronaldus Magnus at September 07, 2010 06:54 PM (D1D7I)

63 Obama's legs must be tired, 'cause he's been running through my dreams for over two years.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 06:58 PM (EW49d)

64 For God's sake, this guy couldn't clean my pool!

Posted by: Ronaldus Magnus at September 07, 2010 10:54 PM (D1D7I)

Any future candidate should be asked in debates, point blank, if they believe in American Exceptionalsm. If they bullshit or equivocate.. that's all I need to know

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 07, 2010 06:59 PM (c1oyg)

65 Geez, I wonder how many pairs of trousers Matthews has left his globs of obama jizz on. He probably has a full size poster above his bed making it a contest to be the first to "pop a load on the black Jesus" Pathetic

Posted by: Todd at September 07, 2010 07:02 PM (aMXGv)

Posted by: Filly at September 07, 2010 07:03 PM (b+fSe)

67

Chris Matthews needs a kick from a NFL punter in the tingle, although it seems, from the sound of his voice, his tingle might have already been removed and placed into a jar.

 God I hate that douchenozzle.

Posted by: blindside at September 07, 2010 07:06 PM (X1Y8q)

68 God I hate that douchenozzle.

I'm not so fond of you either, you right-wing fascist Nazi racist teabagger.

Up next, why do right-wing fascists think it's gay to want to give an attractive man a blowjob?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 07:09 PM (EW49d)

69 Chakra release?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2010 07:12 PM (3phFo)

70
tingle pppffffftttt tingle pppffffftttt tingle pppffffftttt

Posted by: Chrissy Mattews' nether regions at September 07, 2010 07:12 PM (554T5)

71 WAITRESS!  THREE MORE BEERS, PLEASE!!!

Damn, how can they expect me to do my job on just the two beers they serve with breakfast here at the MSNBC commissary...

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 07:12 PM (EW49d)

72 Aw, geez, we just know Chrissy has a "tent" when they play the video clips of his cafe au lait crush. Guess it's a good thing he's sitting down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 07, 2010 07:12 PM (uiyhQ)

73

For God's sake, this guy couldn't clean my pool!

Or fetch my coffee.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 07, 2010 07:13 PM (X1Y8q)

74 Or fetch my coffee.

But he is neat, clean and articulate..

That's a big fuckin' deal..  Storybook, even.

Posted by: Joe "The Sheriff" Biden at September 07, 2010 07:16 PM (4uhuW)

75 Wait..  were we talking about Chris Matthews or Barack Obama?

My daughter gave me a brownie to hold onto for her while the cops checked out her car and I ate it..

I'll buy her a new one... It's just a brownie.

Posted by: Joe at September 07, 2010 07:18 PM (4uhuW)

76 78 For God's sake, this guy couldn't clean my pool!

Bet this guy could fill your pool though if he saw enough clips of Obama.

/But the "water" would have a white, sticky consistency...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 07, 2010 07:19 PM (9hSKh)

77

O/T (Again):

Yahoo News is getting worse.  You'd think that some of these companies would hire some people that would recognize the shitty business model that is heavily biased "journalism" when they're trying to break into the news market.

I was reading along and thinking "wow, no mention of Climate Change™ or Global Warming", until I hit it halfway through.  At least they've learned to bury the bullshit in the middle.

"Until recently, scientists were careful to say that any single natural disastrous climate event, such as the Russian drought or Hurricane Katrina, could not be attributed to global warming."

Until recently???  In what fucking universe?  More bullshit at the link.

Here we go.  AGW Theory is falling apart, so instead of stepping back and doing some honest research the new approach is going to go past hysterics and demogoguery to total, outright fear mongering.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 07, 2010 07:24 PM (fLHQe)

78

Yahoo News is getting worse.  You'd think that some of these companies would hire some people that would recognize the shitty business model that is heavily biased "journalism" when they're trying to break into the news market.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 07, 2010 11:24 PM (fLHQe)

Yahoo "news" is just to the left of the Huff Po

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2010 07:26 PM (Sz+Le)

79 Chrissy is a clownless gayfish.

Posted by: GS at September 07, 2010 07:27 PM (O+Lmx)

80 Drudge has a link to a story in the NY Slimes about Barry not extending Bush's taxes cuts to "the rich". The comments are overwhelmingly idiotic. "He's finally channeling his inner FDR!" The only hope for the Democrat Party are idiots being allowed to vote

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 07, 2010 07:29 PM (Sz+Le)

81 Is it 2012 yet? Is it November yet? Is it time to get drunk yet?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 07, 2010 07:30 PM (5I0Yr)

82 Scene from the MSNBC commissary:

*hic

Is that a karaoke machine? 

I LOVE karaoke!!!

*hic

My turn!  MY TURN!!!  GIMME THE FUCKING MICROPHONE, KEITH!!!

(ewww, this thing stinks...  KEITH!!!!!!  WHAT WERE YOU TOLD ABOUT THIS??!?!?)

Anyway....  here we go.... 

*hic

When a man loves Obama

Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found

If he's bad he can't see it
He can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put him down

When a man loves Obama
Spend his very last ounce of respect
Tryin' to hold on to the thrill he feels
He'd give up all his integrity
Sleep out in the rain
If he said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves Obama
I gave him everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves Obama
Down deep in his soul
He can bring him such leg-thrills
If he plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves Obama
He can do no wrong
He can never pretend to be taken seriously again.
Yes when a man loves Obama
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause Bambi, Bambi, Bambi, you're my world

*hic

*pfffft

*thud

fin

Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 07, 2010 07:30 PM (EW49d)

83 Bullshit Chrissy. Anything can fucking tingle. A thrill requires actual genitalia.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 07, 2010 07:36 PM (5I0Yr)

84 Dammit..

Why are you spreading Matthew's propaganda?

You're punching down..  Never punch down.

It's the enemies propaganda and you are showing it to the other side!!!1ones!!

Posted by: I'm not 'not' Someguy at September 07, 2010 07:36 PM (4uhuW)

85 anybody remember the hardball commercials from a few months ago. they couldn't find anybody to pay him some complements..so he had to give himself all the complements. that was the entire commercial. so pathetic.

Posted by: irenefingirene at September 07, 2010 07:38 PM (Yq1Vt)

86 the other funny thing about the comm was there were no clips .. just him bragging with no proof to back it up

Posted by: irenefingirene at September 07, 2010 07:43 PM (Yq1Vt)

87

I say we sew Piss Matthews in a bag and throw him in the fuckin' river on election night.

Aw hell, why wait? Let's do it NOW.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2010 07:43 PM (P33XN)

88 Meremortal: "From now on, when I see a post about CM, I'll just have a drink and move to a different blog for a while."

Eh. I'll read the post but play the tape or follow the link? Not gonna do it. That goes double for WaPo, NYTimes, and all known JournoList media. They're untrustworthy sources at best. They mean non-statist Americans harm so I wish them death... metaphorically, of course.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 07, 2010 07:46 PM (swuwV)

89 Thrill or tingle.  It doesn't matter Chrissy.  You still sat at your desk for an hour after the speech waiting for your boner to subside.

Posted by: RickS at September 07, 2010 07:51 PM (Kogrf)

90 Why do we still care about this guy?  Blogging about him is like blogging snarkily about little girls who are all still into Justin Timberlake or something.  Is it worth the effort?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 07, 2010 07:53 PM (eNxMU)

91 I'm pretty sure Matthews thrill is just the DT's.  Obviously he needs a drink or ten to cope with what's coming in Nov.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 07, 2010 07:53 PM (SWsRT)

92 .43 seconds?

Posted by: moviegique at September 07, 2010 07:56 PM (BtpzV)

93

ok well this just fucking ruined a part of my childhood. Turns out Inigo Montoya is a jew hater.

fan-fucking-tastic.

 

Posted by: Ben at September 07, 2010 07:58 PM (DKV43)

94 Poor Chris. Obama gives him tingles and I give him the runs. That boy just ain't right. He's no longer duel-worthy.

Posted by: Zell Miller's Lead Balls at September 07, 2010 08:00 PM (swuwV)

95 i would love to see Palin get elected president. all the liberal male egos would be so deflated viagra couldn't cure their ills.

Posted by: befuddled at September 07, 2010 08:05 PM (xJU23)

96 There is this theory that a cute girl can get laid anytime she likes.

So not true.

Look at this idiot!

He's almost breathless in his desperation to stoke wood over a stupid idea that apparently only he has...

Guys are like that sometimes.

That's why I like them!

Usually they are not so blatantly fucking needy but yannow...

Gotta keep safe.

Just 'cause I slept with you, doesn't mean that your ideas have merit.



Posted by: Deety at September 07, 2010 08:11 PM (aVzyR)

97 ok well this just fucking ruined a part of my childhood. Turns out Inigo Montoya is a jew hater.

Honestly, was anyone asking him to perform there?

It's a very easy thing to join a boycott for the publicity.


Posted by: wiserbud at September 07, 2010 08:11 PM (EW49d)

98
So now I know who Denny Crane is.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 07, 2010 08:11 PM (WHRS/)

99 Honest to God, I have been talking about this "Obama is Reagan" thing since whatever is serving as Journolist started putting it out there about a month ago.  And now Chrissy has two lefty hacks on to make the case.  WTF?  Is this not THE weirdest political strategem that we have ever seen?  It's the equivalent of say, Mike Pence, making his presidential bid slogan:  Mike Pence, the Jimmy Carter of Republicans.

We passed the exit ramp to Bizarro World about five miles back and we are in uncharted territory here.  I hope they still have Sonic Route 44 cherry slushes here.  I need one--with some gin in it.

Posted by: UN Human Rights Commission at September 07, 2010 08:14 PM (rNJC9)

100 Dammit.  Sock off.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 07, 2010 08:16 PM (rNJC9)

101 Obama spoke highly of America? Every speech he's ever given usually damns with faint praise, if not outright bashes the USA. Chrissy, Chrissy you must have caught a Sarah Palin event, but warped brain couldn't cope with her genuine love for the USA cause our President and his wife do not think highly of America.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at September 07, 2010 08:29 PM (XRIh6)

102 for 5millions a year, I would say it too !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: davs at September 07, 2010 08:30 PM (kFzr6)

103 Mike Pence, the Jimmy Carter of Republicans.

Ha ha!

That's truly funny.

No, it's a weird dealio.

Most of these media dinosaurs were shrieking that Reagan was an illiterate boob, back in the day, when they had to fight to get into the pack, or shrilly insisting that he was an addled octogenarian after the fact.

Too bad that Obama's persona as an author forced them to actually read some shit.

Turns out that Reagan was a busy little thinker before he became President.

Compare and contrast.

(BTW what kind of a douche-bag pens an autobiography before they hit 40?)



Posted by: Deety at September 07, 2010 08:34 PM (aVzyR)

105 (BTW what kind of a douche-bag pens an autobiography before they hit 40?)

A)  two autobiographies

and

2)  Prove he wrote them.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 07, 2010 08:43 PM (EW49d)

106 I'm speechless.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2010 08:49 PM (BP6Z1)

107

ok well this just fucking ruined a part of my childhood. Turns out Inigo Montoya is a jew hater.

fan-fucking-tastic.


You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 07, 2010 08:54 PM (5+Fvb)

108 Let Obama be Reagan...lol Have another shot of Victory Gin, Matthews.

Posted by: el mao at September 07, 2010 08:58 PM (RZ5o3)

109 2)  Prove he wrote them.

Nah, don't care anymore but for the fact that it's funny as hell if it turns out that he's illiterate!

Still,
what kind of a douche-bag commissions an autobiography before they hit 40?

Posted by: Deety at September 07, 2010 09:02 PM (aVzyR)

110

O/T:  "The mother of that child, conservative activist Gina Loudon, told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that she told Gross during the rally that the child in the stroller was her son, not PalinÂ’s. She said she tried to make it clear because the two children look a lot alike.

“I told him that. And he ignored it,” Loudon said. “ItÂ’s not even like he didnÂ’t fact check — he just ignored facts.”  link

well now, Gross certainly does appear to be, well, gross!

Posted by: curious at September 07, 2010 09:02 PM (p302b)

111 Chris, you pissed yourself.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 07, 2010 09:04 PM (mHQ7T)

112

So how do we react? I suppose we could surrender to our new tea party overlords. If we show enough deference, maybe they'll take mercy, and allow us to keep a constitutional amendment or two.


So Kos's stated intent is to protect the Constitution from those whose stated purpose is to defend it???  Sure, that makes sense.  I think I'm gonna get drunk and troll them all day on November 3rd.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at September 07, 2010 09:11 PM (iyvmV)

113

Why all this crazy talk, things like Obama = Reagan?

Well, they all are out of ideas, yet think that doing something, anything,  is better than doing nothing.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at September 07, 2010 09:11 PM (tm15w)

114 ok well this just fucking ruined a part of my childhood. Turns out Inigo Montoya is a jew hater.

Oh, puleeze!

Get over yourself dude.

Yeah.

Like anyone closely follows the politics (or career) of Mandy fucking Patinkin.

WTF is wrong with you?  It's like you expect actors to be wise and educated and shit!

Go back and catch up on your back issues of People Magazine, which I assume you have an actual subscription to.





Posted by: Deety at September 07, 2010 09:18 PM (aVzyR)

115 Chrissy may be married (to a woman, even) but something tells me all his lov'in is going to his life size Obuma blow-up doll in his closet.

Posted by: Case at September 07, 2010 09:18 PM (0K+Kw)

116 O/T:  "Wall Street Firms to Cut 80,000 Jobs in 18 Months, Whitney Says"

rumor has it that the bonuses are going to "suck" too.  That means that RE in NY and the bedroom communities will take a hit as its engine is WS.

Posted by: curious at September 07, 2010 09:21 PM (p302b)

117 116 Chris, you pissed yourself.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 08, 2010 01:04 AM (mHQ7T)

[incoherent mumbling]

Posted by: Jim Lahey at September 07, 2010 09:22 PM (BP6Z1)

118 Nah Chrissy hears the Whine-araner in chief woof in his direction, and all of  a sudden Chrissy  gets so excited that there's a new set of skid marks in his Jockey shorts.   The man just can't help himself. 

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 07, 2010 09:23 PM (ktYjH)

119 Can't buy a thrill.

Kill for a thrill

Posted by: Ministry at September 07, 2010 09:26 PM (BP6Z1)

120 rumor has it that the bonuses are going to "suck" too.  That means that RE in NY and the bedroom communities will take a hit as its engine is WS.

Meh.

I'm sorry if it hits you and yours, curious.

It's not fun.

I think that it really was inevitable that this tide of corruption and bad dealing would wash back up the sewers of NY, NJ and CT.

Sorry if you have friends who are caught up in it.

I truly am.

Like I said, it's no fun.


 

Posted by: Deety at September 07, 2010 09:32 PM (aVzyR)

121

rumor has it that the bonuses are going to "suck" too.  That means that RE in NY and the bedroom communities will take a hit as its engine is WS.

 

Which is all the reason more that the flyover country should be paying more in taxes so that New Yorkers can afford to live in NY!!!!

Posted by: Democrat Reps from NY at September 07, 2010 09:32 PM (8GYOu)

122 Uh, that would be a fart, Bob.

Posted by: Newlywed Game at September 07, 2010 09:32 PM (fBs80)

123 Now you pissed yourself, Mr. Lahey.

Posted by: Randy at September 07, 2010 09:35 PM (BP6Z1)

124 O/T:  How to get fired from CNBC:  (watch video)

Posted by: curious at September 07, 2010 09:41 PM (p302b)

125 The One = Reagan?
That makes about sense as Chamberlain = Churchill

Posted by: RayJ at September 07, 2010 09:48 PM (rDhm0)

126 Posted by: Deety at September 08, 2010 01:32 AM (aVzyR)

aw thanks....not everyone on WS is a bad apple.  I think everyone knows they are going to be affected by the economic climate one way or another.  Almost everyone I speak with says "well I'm working now, but who knows if I'll still have my job next year" which is why our "service economy" thank you bill c. is tanking.  People are afraid to buy anything they really really really don't need.  Even friends with their own practices are seeing a big slowdown.  Not so much the doctors, depending on specialty, but the dentists and orthodontists.  You end up having an entire practice of union members' kids cause they get braces.  My great gram lived through the depression.  She would carefully unwrap a present and save the wrapping paper to use again.  She would put rubber bands on her silverware and only use the number of sets she needed to make sure it wouldn't get lost.  She would gently remind you if you were being wasteful when really you were growing up in a world that had forgotten the depression.  And she could make lentil soup and past e fagioli seem like a feast.   You worry for people with kids and houses and uncertainty.

Posted by: curious at September 07, 2010 09:55 PM (p302b)

127 My mother-in-law was the same way, she wasted nothing.  Always thought it was funny. 
Not so much now.

Posted by: RayJ at September 07, 2010 10:00 PM (rDhm0)

128 And he says this on TV in front of everybody.

Posted by: Mindy at September 07, 2010 10:54 PM (R3UWo)

129 You worry for people with kids and houses and uncertainty.

Amen, sister.

Also, if you want to be clever, keep tabs on the hobo hunters, via the web.

Internet access is free at most public libraries, so I'm told.


Posted by: Deety at September 07, 2010 10:57 PM (aVzyR)

130

Oh, Matthews, blow it out your size 7 poop-chute already:

http://tinyurl.com/32kr3dg

 

 

Posted by: Drillanwr at September 07, 2010 11:00 PM (1kwr2)

131 Kos is pimping a money bomb for Conway with "He supports Elizabeth Warren to head the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, " Ha Ha, if you can't say something nice ...

Posted by: Jean at September 08, 2010 12:06 AM (CPefM)

132 that's what right wing fascists say

Is that the same as "right wing communists". Keep on with the chicken dude.

Posted by: Vic at September 08, 2010 02:17 AM (/jbAw)

133 You can't buy a thrill, but you can buy a shill.

Posted by: runnignrn at September 08, 2010 04:44 AM (8GYOu)

134 Apparently ":Hardball" is code something besides in depth, hard hitting, journalism. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: mueller at September 08, 2010 05:09 AM (QO+2f)

135 Why so horney, Chris?

Posted by: The Joker at September 08, 2010 06:02 AM (Mv/2X)

136
Those old videos of Obama talking about hope... dreams and change sound so ridiculous now.

*toot*

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 08, 2010 06:13 AM (0fzsA)

137 Fuckin' Barry's gut, is full of dirty old cheeseburgers!

Posted by: Fart Bubble (singing to Barry while drunk) at September 08, 2010 06:15 AM (mHQ7T)

138 Is there anyone who listened to Chrissy's latest explosion of verbal diarrhea who doesn't believe journalism is dead? 

Posted by: Reiver at September 08, 2010 07:21 AM (64S5N)

139 Some day, in the not-too-distant future, Chrissy's man crush will be out of office, MSDNC will be nearly out of business, and he, Olberdouche, Maddcow, and O'Donnell, will be out on the streets, dumpster-diving just to stay alive. 

That's my fantasy, and no one's taking it away from me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 07, 2010 09:43 PM (UOM4

I'd rather see them forced into accepting offers from Murdoch to be FNC "contributors" and get trotted out on O'RLY for humiliating soul-crushing dress-downs from the Leprechaun every week.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 08, 2010 07:33 AM (w9BEi)

140 Tingles reads our blogs? Cool!

Posted by: David2.0 at September 08, 2010 08:14 AM (edg8q)

141

ok well this just fucking ruined a part of my childhood. Turns out Inigo Montoya is a jew hater.

No surprise there...He's a self-absorbed flake.
A.  The movie is highly overrated and as 'romantic' as a root canal.
B.  He left "Criminal Minds" because it was too violent (Hello!  a show about the FBI and serial killers called-CRIMINAL MINDS what did he think it was to be about?  Quilting bees?)

Posted by: EZB at September 08, 2010 09:15 AM (Ty06w)

142 @ .43- in Germany they call that a furze

Posted by: Lord Whorfin at September 08, 2010 10:02 AM (Xsrf9)

143

Thrill? Tingle? Gut-rumble?

Nah. That was just your typical liberal talkin' out of his ass again.

 

Posted by: Gray Wolf at September 08, 2010 11:50 AM (MFftR)

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