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February 04, 2010

Chuck DeVore: "Read My Lips: No New Demonsheep"
— Ace

Thanks to BruceW.

Unrelated: Jim Treacher got hit-and-run last night, breaking his knee, and he thinks it was the Secret Service. Black SUV racing around.

They really need to chill with this Praetorian shit.

It doesn't even seem to have been a convoy, just a lone vehicle, which makes me strongly doubt the car was carrying someone who was a true top security target.

But it just sped off after clipping a guy in a crosswalk.

Posted by: Ace at 08:01 AM | Comments (61)
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1 Ah, good. So it's safe to sleep again.

Posted by: Speller at February 04, 2010 08:03 AM (o0R2E)

2 F'in awesome. Er, demonsheep.org is awesome. I'm still demanding vengeance for Treacher.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 08:05 AM (mR7mk)

3 Secret Service? Nah, Barry was probably out on a 'date night'.

Posted by: GarandFan at February 04, 2010 08:06 AM (ZQBnQ)

4 Holy Crap! Chuck DeVore is now officially (OFFICIALLY, MOFOS!) the most internet savvy candidate ever.

He has just totally pwnd Carly Fiorina and Tom Campbell.

Posted by: DelD at February 04, 2010 08:07 AM (eWtdM)

5 Assholes. What'd we ever do to you. This whole campaign is racist.

Posted by: Demon Sheep at February 04, 2010 08:08 AM (IhQuA)

6 I read he got a ticket for jaywalking, which is very suspicious. Unless the laws in DC are abnormal, a police officer cannot issue a ticket for jaywalking unless it took place in his presence. If it is an illegal ticket, it suggests some blue line cover-up.

Posted by: Tonawanda at February 04, 2010 08:08 AM (bN5ZU)

7 With that savvy and snarky remark, Chuck DeVore might just be able to get the nom.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:09 AM (8NGHm)

8 What about the Demon Sheep Gap!?!?!

Posted by: Dan at February 04, 2010 08:09 AM (Kq8Qr)

9 VENGEANCE!

('cuz if it is the Secret Service, justice will be unobtainable.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 04, 2010 08:10 AM (mR7mk)

10 I could change the red glow in their eyes when I slap one of those bitches on the pit!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 08:10 AM (0ZWfs)

11 Jeebus first Democrats, now Demonsheep. The hits just keep on coming.

Posted by: sixpckr at February 04, 2010 08:11 AM (Aw7Iv)

12 if they gave him a ticket for jaywalking, that's really bad. first of all, you don't fucking do that to someone who just got clipped. second of all, I still think this guy would have been responsible. third, treach says no way, he waited for the light. So yeah, this does appear to be intimidation.

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2010 08:11 AM (jlvw3)

13 Chuck's been my favorite in this race thanks to Kirk Sorenson's endorsement. Good on him

Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 04, 2010 08:11 AM (PH0UW)

14 Now that is some funny shit right there.

Ace, if you read ONT last night we had theTreacher stuff up there about 10/1030pm PST

Posted by: MPFS, Still Home Sick. IBlame Demon Sheep at February 04, 2010 08:11 AM (QuP9W)

15
Devore just earned a benjamin from me.

Just because it's a black gm suv doesn't make it service, could have been anyone from the administration (dhs, irs, ACORN). O'keefe better watch his ass, and you too Ace.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 08:11 AM (fx8sm)

16 "It doesn't even seem to have been a convoy, just a lone vehicle, which makes me strongly doubt the car was carrying someone who was a true top security target."

Hey, it was an emergency- Obama was out of smokes...

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 04, 2010 08:12 AM (OtQXp)

17 I LOL'd

Posted by: vai2112 at February 04, 2010 08:12 AM (9eb2k)

18 I like Chuck Devore except for his secret plan to exterminate telepaths.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at February 04, 2010 08:12 AM (PLvLS)

They really need to chill with this Praetorian shit.

Damn funny, Ace.

Must now clean the coffee off the monitor.

Posted by: connertown at February 04, 2010 08:12 AM (+q3dR)

20 Ace of Spades HQ is reporting that this happened three times!

Posted by: Wolfwood at February 04, 2010 08:13 AM (bgSQ7)

21 He wants to get rid of telepaths, too?

I love this guy!

(stupid telepaths, bein' all telepath-y)

Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 04, 2010 08:14 AM (PH0UW)

22 We have been discriminated against for too long. In conjunction with our Iranian cohorts, we will murder you in your sleep.

Posted by: DemonSheep Liberation Front at February 04, 2010 08:14 AM (LEynS)

It was probably Michelle O. She needed tampons.

Posted by: GrindingMetal at February 04, 2010 08:15 AM (Z8ebi)

24 Posted by: DemonSheep Liberation Front at February 04, 2010 12:14 PM (LEynS)

Get back here wife!

Posted by: Scottish Farmer at February 04, 2010 08:15 AM (8NGHm)

25
Could have been Biden's coked-up daughter going for a joyride in a company car.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 04, 2010 08:16 AM (fx8sm)

26 Sounds like Marion "Bitch set me up" Barry

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:18 AM (wM7fr)

27 Sounds like they were hauling ass to fuck up Treacher's knee that bad. Has anyone accounted for Sheriff Joe's whereabouts at the time of the incident? Patches?

Posted by: dibutler,perpetuallypissed at February 04, 2010 08:19 AM (S3xX1)

It was probably Michelle O. She needed tampons.

She was on her way to see Fiorina?

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:19 AM (wM7fr)

29
Wow that sucks for Treacher, and I hope that, whoever it was, they get him.

Posted by: dan-O at February 04, 2010 08:20 AM (pP0yk)

If it is an illegal ticket, it suggests some blue line cover-up.

Remember who we arfe talking about here. These are the same people who took a drug addled Kennedy home after he ran through abbicades and had a wreck.

Sure they will cover for a hit and run which if his knee was broke is a damn felony. (regardless of who committed it)

Posted by: Vic at February 04, 2010 08:20 AM (QrA9E)

31 Demonsheep need tampons?

Posted by: sixpckr at February 04, 2010 08:20 AM (Aw7Iv)

32 http://tinyurl.com/2r5kqs
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep

Posted by: Scottish Farmer at February 04, 2010 08:21 AM (8NGHm)

31. Not "need" but "are"

Posted by: dagny at February 04, 2010 08:22 AM (wM7fr)

34 Hey, Carly, you've got a great campaign ad and all and I'mma let you finish, but DeVore has the best counterpunch EVER.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 04, 2010 08:22 AM (8WZWv)

35 28,

If they asked mo what kind of flow she had at the tampon place she would say linoleum,

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 04, 2010 08:23 AM (0ZWfs)

36 33 - WIN

Posted by: sixpckr at February 04, 2010 08:23 AM (Aw7Iv)

37 Black SUV? Meh.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at February 04, 2010 08:24 AM (sf1Eo)

38 DeVore: What happen?

Technician: Someone set up us the lamb!

DeVore: What you say?

(but you know the rest...)

Posted by: Warthog at February 04, 2010 08:24 AM (WDySP)

39 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: DEMON SHEEP at February 04, 2010 08:24 AM (QuP9W)

40 Two RINOs, One Sheep.

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:27 AM (8NGHm)

41 Well...the vicinity of 22nd and M is usually swarming with assholes in SUVs with a general indifference to traffics laws, even if the Secret Service isn't zooming about doing their mysterious praetorian shit.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at February 04, 2010 08:28 AM (pLTLS)

42 It was probably Michelle O. She needed tampons.

I think they'd need a bigger vehicle. Like a Peterbuilt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 04, 2010 08:28 AM (I/MqP)

43 what is next, politician goatse.cx?

Posted by: Holger at February 04, 2010 08:29 AM (8NGHm)

44 Well...the vicinity of 22nd and M is usually swarming with assholes in SUVs with a general indifference to traffics laws, even if the Secret Service isn't zooming about doing their mysterious praetorian shit.

Wouldn't it also be full of security cams?

Posted by: Peaches at February 04, 2010 08:30 AM (9Wv2j)

45 Having almost been run down in dc myself by 2 secret service suvs going threw a redlight I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: evil libertarian at February 04, 2010 08:35 AM (W9/d6)

46 While obviously I'm opposed to the Secret Service running people over (assuming it was secret service), I think it's silly to think that they could, or indeed ought to stop and check on the person in question. (Assuming they have a VIP under their protection, if not its a totally different situation!) Obviously if it was their policy to stop, that could be used in a potential assassination attempt.

That said, they can easily get on the radio, and alert local law enforcement and ambulances that an accident occurred, doing nothing is completely unacceptable.

Posted by: DKShideler at February 04, 2010 08:42 AM (oqE7K)

47 OK, Chuck DeVore has to be a fellow AoS Moron, and probably frequents 4chan as well.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 04, 2010 08:47 AM (IoUF1)

48 This accident is completely unrelated to Patrick Kennedy's decision this morning to enroll in a Rhode Island substance abuse program. Also, in no way was the Congressman's statement of withering criticism directed toward the makers of Ambien and Chivas Regal related to any traffic accident. In addition, the Congressman would like to alert the public to keep an eye out for his black 2009 Chevy Tahoe (license plate "SWNGR") which was stolen late last night.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (+lsX1)

49 a lone vehicle, which makes me strongly doubt the car was carrying someone who was a true top security target.

Second guess: The passenger was someone whose name can't be showing up in a police report. You've seen Blow Out. That part's not made up.

First guess: The Secret Service are just hit-and-run kinda guys. I've only known one of them, so maybe he's not representative, but "Praetorian shit" was his shit. He'd just do this, because they can. That's why he wanted to join, and he wasn't crafty enough to hide what kind of guy he is, and (yet?) they took him.

Treacher isn't funny enough to draw a hit.

^ tribute

Posted by: oblig. at February 04, 2010 08:50 AM (F6Q7U)

50 That was your only warning, Treacher.

Posted by: Barack "Chicago Way" Obama at February 04, 2010 08:51 AM (2jQGY)

51 That stupid demon sheep ad looks like something Beck could have written. She should be embarassed. Get well soon Treacher!

Posted by: Shannon at February 04, 2010 08:56 AM (kqmTj)

Praetorian Guard...heh

tom kratman, A State of Disobedience

(should be on DaveInTx's required reading list...becuz, well..it's Texas...)

anything else he's done (except the crap they made him do with (for) Ringo) is awesome, 'alternate history'..but kinda by his own admission, NOT like Eric Flint....

Posted by: Sandman/Logan at February 04, 2010 08:58 AM (OPiow)

53 51 That stupid demon sheep ad looks like something Beck could have written. She should be embarassed.

Not enough chalkboards or grainy closeups of gesturing hands.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 04, 2010 09:34 AM (3K4hn)

54 Mother, may I sleep with Treacher??

Posted by: The Fishes at February 04, 2010 09:40 AM (ERJIu)

55
Treacher was lucky to live. Joe Biden's motorcade has killed before.

Posted by: portlandon at February 04, 2010 09:42 AM (Rae8B)

56 If you can dodge an SUV, you can dodge a ball. *hic*

Posted by: Rip Torn at February 04, 2010 09:43 AM (I/MqP)

What should I do? Rolex watches are simply stunning worn by the rich and famous, right? No, this world is not the world's richest men, is the world of each. All are equal before the search of luxury and be men's watches respected

This replica watches guy is beginning to sound like a RINO to me........

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at February 04, 2010 09:54 AM (ERJIu)

58 Your warning is next.

Posted by: Banjo at February 04, 2010 10:21 AM (1DQ52)

59 State Department security vehicle! Now I guess the SS isn't guilty - at this point. They have it tough enough with this guy, TAMPONS

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2010 11:05 AM (lbEgX)

60 # 60 - no shit - these criminal scumbags are serious - Ace, you be careful out there - you, Michelle, Drudge, etc etc etc. watch yerselves.

Posted by: throbbing cattle at February 04, 2010 06:52 PM (cwl7O)

61 There is more on the attack on Jim Treacher here: http://tinyurl.com/yf6hcmx It was State Department Security, an agent Mike McGuinn, and they ARE trying to set Treacher up as being at fault. Read it and get pissed off. I do not rule out it being deliberate. Treacher is widely enough known that it will be noticed, and not as prominent as say Rush. Watch what happens. If McGuinn does not end up getting hammered over this, it would not be unreasonable to assume that this was planned and act accordingly. Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at February 04, 2010 07:38 PM (K0iil)

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