1 ccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

2

Happy Valentine's Day!

(That's why there was all that red on my screen today, right?)

3 Gggggggolllllllldddddddddddddddddd

4 Doomed

5 Obama takin a dump on a pelican

6

What are we at now, 5,000 if adjusted for inflation?

7 Well, Obama's finally socking it to those Wall Street Fat Cats!  Yeah!

8 I pooped myself again.

9 Game over, man! Game over!

10 Norton: Warning site is a threat. 

Though nothing seems to have happened.

11 Seeeeeeeee investing all my money in makeup, dvds, video games and shoes is looking smart now!

12 Yeah, we're going down!

/Hey, stop thinking about Larry Marchant!  He totally doesn't roll like that!

13 Guess how many times I played golf since the spill started.

14 We best get in the bunkers, 'cause financial dark is coming soon.

And the chaos comes at night...mostly. 

15 That link chrashed safari. So how bad is it?

16 It reminds me of that old Seinfeld bit: if you send your money out to work for you, sometimes it gets fired.

17 That link chrashed safari. So how bad is it? Try this link.

18 14 We best get in the bunkers, 'cause financial dark is coming soon.

And the chaos comes at night...mostly.

Bug Out Vehicle and trailer w/supplies - Check
Gas tanks topped off - Check
IR Zombie vision glasses - Check

19 At least the dollar is strengthening while the EU slides faster toward oblivion.

20 Heh. Fred Barnes on the Fox panel just pointed out that the 20k jobs that aren't from the Census are probably the people BP has hired because of Mt. Gushmore, so they're likely temporary, too.

21 Daddy, are we there yet?

22 Monty,

After looking at what's left of my portfolio will you consider hiring me for domestic work at Chateau Monty?

I do windows, cook and the occasional blowjob when requested.

23

_{I do windows, cook and the occasional blowjob when requested.}

Let the Bidding begin!

24 heh, well I looked it up on marketwatch. I don't follow my retirement mutual funds, which is probably saving me from some stress lately. Maybe I should stop buying small amounts of silver and buy as much gold as I can, but feels too late.

25 Ok here's what I did:

I paid off all my debts.

90 percent of my savings are now gold coins.

I bought a MacBook.

Am I ready for the end times or WHAT??

26 Juan Williams on The Panel "demacrats are starting to question his competence".
BWaaHaaHaaHaaa!!

The market is starting to question its existence Juan.
Sad but true story.

27 I do windows, cook and the occasional blowjob when requested. I've had troubles with the IRS in the past when trying to write off "fellatio" as a business expense. Hummers shall in the future be compensated as "landscaping and grounds beautification". You will also be expected to wear revealing French Maid outfits and wear your hair in fetching ringlets. I take my Scotch neat, my steak medium-rare, and I will not countenance anything Oprah-related in my demesne.

28 #22 After looking at what's left of my portfolio will you consider hiring me for domestic work at Chateau Monty?

I do windows, cook and the occasional blowjob when requested.

Damn, and I was just about to ask if I could crash with Monty...  decadent!

I'll take my chances in the chaos.  The hands of death could not defeat me, the sisters of fate could not control me, so...

29 Totally craptacular day on Fraud Street - unless you were shorting the hell out of everything, in which case this was probably your best day in the history of ever...

... so far.

Lots more falling to go before we bottom, gents.  Lots and lots more.  Gonna get fun - and by "fun" I mean "banksters jumping out of windows".  I'll be in the cheering section for that part.

30 and the occasional blowjob when requested.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 06:44 PM (iYbLN)

so, you charge by the hour, or what?

( you're hired )

31 Despite being prepared for the financial holocaust, I have a 403B that I have no faith at all will still be there in 30 years.  I have no 401K, no IRA, no land, no house, and I don't expect social security to be around for me to collect either.

So basically, I have no future to look forward to.  Can anyone loan me a gun?

32

Silver and Gold are only two of the tangible commodities that you could be looking at. 

There's money to be made, somewhere.  But the cost of making it is, all too often, prohibative. 

Between Penalties and Taxes to move the funds around...then some more Taxes if you are successful at it!

 What is the point? 

...and that is the point.  Stagnation. 

Bring on the Misery Index!

33 Wait , weren't we supposed to have a couple of years before the real chaos was to start happenin' ?

34 and the occasional blowjob when requested.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 06:44 PM (iYbLN) 

.......and define / clarify  'occasional'

35

I'm actually enjoying this.

Is that wrong?

Oh, well. It's coming whether I like it or not.

I'll be buying near the bottom. See you in a few thousand.

36 ""Norton: Warning site is a threat.""


Yeah I got the same warning too.

37 OT - Anybody know some fresh jokes about Rachel Corrie?  Mine are all flat and deflated...

MV Rachel Corrie sails toward Gaza, plans to dock

GAZA (BNO NEWS) – A ship carrying aid to Gaza is still headed for the blockaded territory, despite Israeli warnings that it will not be allowed to dock, the Guardian reported on Friday.

The MV Rachel Corrie, which was part of the original Freedom Flotilla intercepted by the Israeli military, leaving nine activists dead, is due to arrived in Gaza at 8 a.m. local time on Saturday. Turkey noted on Friday that it would cut back its relations with Israel, and the Hamas leader said at Friday prayers in Gaza city that humanitarian aid alone would not be enough to aid the Palestinian cause

38

Can anyone loan me a gun?

Sounds like you'll only need one cartridge.

39

So basically, I have no future to look forward to.  Can anyone loan me a gun?

 

you don't need a gun Monty, just a wealthy moronette that likes her brains sucked out through her nethers.

40 I do windows, cook and the occasional blowjob when requested.

I've had troubles with the IRS in the past when trying to write off "fellatio" as a business expense. Hummers shall in the future be compensated as "landscaping and grounds beautification". You will also be expected to wear revealing French Maid outfits and wear your hair in fetching ringlets. I take my Scotch neat, my steak medium-rare, and I will not countenance anything Oprah-related in my demesne.

Monty,
French Maid outfit:  Check
Fetching Ringlets:  Check  (red, naturally curly hair)
Scotch: Check
Steak: Check  NY Strip or Filet Mignon
Hate Oprah: Check and Check

Thank you for considering me for this position.  I look forward to your response.

41 and the occasional blowjob when requested.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 06:44 PM (iYbLN)

so, you charge by the hour, or what?

( you're hired )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan

For Monty just room and board will suffice.

42

_{Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 06:55 PM (iYbLN)}

Quite the resune.

43 you don't need a gun Monty, just a wealthy moronette that likes her brains sucked out through her nethers.


Mmmmmm.... brains....

44 I guess I was lucky that when I switched brokerage firms 3 weeks ago, I've avoided the nastiness of the market thus far. I told the new brokerage firm to keep everything in cash for the moment.

45 34 and the occasional blowjob when requested.

Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 06:44 PM (iYbLN) 

.......and define / clarify  'occasional'

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at June 04, 2010 06:51 PM (JrRME)

morning, noon and night?

46 How hard can it be to find one real skinny gorgeous chick, with big tits, a bar and a boat? C'mon we ain't exactly looking for the holy grail here...

47 Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 06:55 PM (iYbLN) Uh . . . I have some Sikh jokes . . . uh . . .

48 market mavens everywhere have tried to talk the market up but nothing works. Not only have the market internals broken down, but the hyped statist solutions aren't working and were never destined to work. We had anecdotes of what worked in the past and what didn't, but the intellectual arrogance of the left led them to believe that they were the ones who could finally take a proven failure of a socialist model and make it work. Instead of demonstrating their intellectual superiority they proved their inferiority because their new experiment failed immediately. And now, because they lack the humility to admit they are wrong and choose the model proven to work, they will take the rest of the country down with them. Obama will indeed go down in history not only as the first black president, but also the worst president in history. He may very well go down as the president that brought about the fall of the country.

49 #31  So basically, I have no future to look forward to.  Can anyone loan me a gun?

I don't have a gun, but I can zap you with some Godly energy stored in the Blade of Olympus if you wish.

50 44 I guess I was lucky that when I switched brokerage firms 3 weeks ago, I've avoided the nastiness of the market thus far. I told the new brokerage firm to keep everything in cash for the moment.

Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 06:58 PM (SxRqn)

nice timing!  Cash seems safe for the moment.

51 ""How hard can it be to find one real skinny gorgeous chick, with big tits, a bar and a boat? .""

Lara Croft comes to mind. lol

52 Monty,
French Maid outfit:  Check
Fetching Ringlets:  Check  (red, naturally curly hair)
Scotch: Check
Steak: Check  NY Strip or Filet Mignon
Hate Oprah: Check and Check

Thank you for considering me for this position.  I look forward to your response.

I'll be in my bunk.

53 Of course now's the best time to get into the market while it's down.

54 I look forward to your response. My manservant, Hackett, usually deals with the help. However, in this special circumstance, I shall make it a point to meet with you personally and discuss your duties. If you are not too fatigued afterward (and are still able to walk), I will have you re-grout the tilework in the largest of my fifteen bathrooms. The platinum accents and gold fixtures are really let down by the grubby-looking grout. I will require you to sing "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General" while doing this, so please be sure to brush up on your Gilbert & Sullivan lyrics before arriving to work.

55

The MV Rachel Corrie, which was part of the original Freedom Flotilla intercepted by the Israeli military, leaving nine activists dead, is due to arrived in Gaza at 8 a.m. local time on Saturday.

Flat-bottom boat?

56 50 - sadly, I won't be able to keep in cash for too long as I need my portfolio to grow. But I just can't get myself to tell the guy to put the cash to work. Also, when the market does get a growth spurt, I don't want to miss out on the rallys because then I'll be kicking myself.

57

French Maid outfit:  Check
Fetching Ringlets:  Check  (red, naturally curly hair)
Scotch: Check
Steak: Check  NY Strip or Filet Mignon
Hate Oprah: Check and Check

My penis can't take much more of this. It's got a black eye and it's mouth is bleeding....but I just can't stop beating it!

58 Hate Oprah: Check and Check

Thank you for considering me for this position.  I look forward to your response.
Posted by: mpfs at June 04, 2010 06:55 PM



That was the clincher wasn't it, Monty?

59 and again the value of my gun case eclispes my market holdings.

60 #59  Gator, dude, ice and/or a cold shower.

It helps.

61

I'll be buying near the bottom. See you in a few thousand.

The market is testing a support level (Dow 9600-or-so).

The way I see it, anything can happen short-term, the bulls will win medium-term, all bets are off long-term.

I'm in for the rest of the year.

62 nice timing! Cash seems safe for the moment. We're going to be in a deflationary mode for a year or so. Cash is king. The inflationary cycle won't start for another two or three years, but this should give enterprising Morons plenty of time to build up some hard assets to cushion the fall when it comes. Sooner or later, though, Helicopter Ben is going to have to start raising interest rates. They can't stay at zero forever.

63 It's dead, Jim.

64 When this market gets to zero, I am gonna be in buying like crazy. Until then- I am going to be feasting on chaos, doggy style.

65 When did Gator come back??? Does Kbdabear know? He's been pining for you on the ONT.

66

Whatever you do, don't use the balm.

Luckily, I have all this lotion.

67 or mabye it was Blazer that is pining for Gator. Don't exactly remember.

68 Obama will indeed go down in history not only as the first black president, but also the worst president in history. He may very well go down as the president that brought about the fall of the country.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 04, 2010 06:59 PM (r1h5M)

And because of all the race baiting and using the race card, Obama will probably be the last black president. American voters will not want to take a chance on worsening the racial divide that Obama has created. He's rolled the clock back 40 years. It's very unfortunate because we have some great black conservative politicians that would make excellent presidents.  Obama has probably destroyed their future opportunities.

69 @69 two nights ago?

70

54 Of course now's the best time to get into the market while it's down.

I don't think that we've really seen 'down' yet.

71 Gator - since I haven't been on the ONT in a week or more, where were you all this time?

72

 He's been pining for you on the ONT.

I've missed my bromance. Is it so wrong that I would rather talk to the 'rons and 'ronettes here than the family????

73 Monty,

Why deflation?  It was my understanding that the Feds would be printing money faster than an addict on crack and the end result would be hyperinflation instead.

74 My penis can't take much more of this. It's got a black eye and it's mouth is bleeding....but I just can't stop beating it!

LET GO!  OH GOD PLEASE LET ME GO!

75 12/21/12 it will all be over.

76 Also, when the market does get a growth spurt, I don't want to miss out on the rallys because then I'll be kicking myself. As the 'rally' on Tuesday demonstrated, this market is basically fucked. No fundamentals, no signals, nothing you can do to plan ahead. Sovereigns are intervening in a massive way to prop up the Euro, which warps the entire market (especially commodities). But the efficacy of the interventions is getting shorter and shorter -- the bump is down to about 12 hours or so (maybe 8 or so now). I don't think we're going to be looking at much in the way of an up market this summer. The volatility will be high, and the only way you're going to make money is to use HFT -- in essence, turn into a day-trader. Value investing is as dead as the dodo. I'm not saying to draw your money out of your 401(k), but I am saying that everyone should start building up a hoard of cash -- at least or month or two of income, if you can manage it. That's the best way to defeat a deflationary envionrment. Then, when inflation starts to kick in, invest that cash in hard assets.

77 77 - not wrong at all Gator. Most of us would rather talk to each other here than the family.

78 American voters will not want to take a chance on worsening the racial divide that Obama has created. Posted by: conscious and supporting Israel at June 04, 2010 07:05 That's what a like about you: blind, unswerving optimism in the intellect of people who voted for Obama in droves. I honestly hope you're right, but millions of us thought that memories of Clinton would keep the dems out of power for at least two or three decades.

79 Noooooo problem people we got Obama on watch and he's kickin ass and takin names ... while he practices his putting on the 18th. Obama? He da One! Oprah said so.

80 Monty,

Just rememmmmer yer cousin ...heh heeehe....you know within the wimin folk.

'case theys looking fer you anin they stumbles on me..

we smell alike...

so...

yeah...

uh...

k.

bye

81
Obama is one of the most ignorant idiots ever to sit in the peoples house.
Today he criticized BP for paying their shareholders dividends.  The idiot doesn't understand that shareholders are the owners of the company, and if you want to collapse the common further than has transpired, just announce the elimination or reduction of dividends.  What an asshole.

82 81 - this is why I'm searching for a full time job. Hopefully, I'll get something soon so I won't have to worry about the portfolio too much. Of course I will worry, but I won't be touching it as much.

83
what comes after furious?

84

 where were you all this time?

I sold everything I had except for a couple of small houses in Deep South Georgia. Got out of the stock market best I could....403b and IRAs taking a beating, I'm sure.  I am clinging to my guns, making sure I have no debt, and simplifying my life.  I am prepared as best I can for the worst.  Not a crazy pessimist doomsday guy, but the writing's been on the wall for quite some time now, and I'm a bit of a reader.

85 Obama will indeed go down in history not only as the first black president, but also the worst president in history. He may very well go down as the president that brought about the fall of the country.

My concern was always that he'd be known as America's last President, one way or another.  I kinda wish Bat Chain Puller had been right last year.

Say, Monty, do you need someone to walk your dog?

86 Totally craptacular day on Fraud Street - unless you were shorting the hell out of everything, in which case this was probably your best day in the history of ever...

... so far.

Posted by: DocJ at June 04, 2010 06:48 PM (AWzOz)

I have that pencilled in for this coming Monday.  (The Wall Street body rain probably will come in October -- just because history affects psychology.)

87 Gator, it sounds like you made a plan, that's for sure. Do you have a job, at least to help out with immediate costs?

88

He's delusional, too: Obama: Economy 'getting stronger by the day'

89

Sassypants @ 58: Also, when the market does get a growth spurt, I don't want to miss out on the rallys because then I'll be kicking myself.

You see, I really want to say something here because I've been there. I'm there now, for cryin' out loud. But I don't know what to say because I'm not sure what to do, but I have to do something. So I'm in. I hope I'm right this time.

Monty -- Is there any way to have a Friday afternoon market thread without it turning into Yahoo Finance Message Boards?

(Good luck, Sassypants. Seriously.)

90 Why deflation? It's a problem of (mostly short-term) oversupply driving down prices. It won't last, but we'll be there for six months to a year. Retail and housing inventories are up, but people aren't buying. Prices are falling (look at the per-barrel price of oil, even after the Gulf spill).

91
help me out, here...
We need an official Obama Presidential Response To Crisis Meter

1st level: My admin is looking into it
2nd level: I asked _________ to set up a commission to investigate
3rd level: I will not rest until this crisis is over
4th level: My daughter Malaria knocked on the bathroom door crying.
4th level: I am furious
5th level: ???

92 Say, Monty, do you need someone to walk your dog?

I wash a mean car.  Among my other talents. 

93 Thank you, Firehorse. Good luck to you too. At some point soon, I'm going to have to go "all in" as they say, with the market. Can't just sit there doing nothing. I guess I tend to be more of an optimist. Even though I worry a ton.

94

 Do you have a job, at least to help out with immediate costs?

I do not have a job currently, but I'm lucky in that I'm not hurting right now.  I've been trying to help family and others that aren't so fortunate.  I've gotten my monthly expenses down to about $500 on average without living like the Unabomber.

I have a chemistry background, so in recent years I was teaching high school.  I've been asked to resign twice because, get this, I failed too many kids.

95 6th level: Now is not the time to cast blame on others, like those evil, racist rethuglikkans who have been doing everything in their power to stop our good intentioned efforts.

96

95 Why deflation?

It's a problem of (mostly short-term) oversupply driving down prices. It won't last, but we'll be there for six months to a year. Retail and housing inventories are up, but people aren't buying. Prices are falling (look at the per-barrel price of oil, even after the Gulf spill).
________________________________________________________

As more people pay down debt instead of consuming, this also contributes to deflationary pressures.

 

97 Say, Monty, do you need someone to walk your dog? No, my wolfhounds get plenty of exercise running down the hobos and illegals who infest the countryside nearby. I do like to go out of an evening and engage in a bit of blood-sport. There is a certain je ne sais quois about gunning down a hobo and then coming home and relaxing to the strains of Bizet's Carmen. It's the little things in life that you truly cherish, I find.

98 Wow, ok, Gator, you obviously know what you're doing, and probably are going to be in much better shape than the rest of us. Maybe I should live down south. $500 in expenses each month, that's it??? Incredible.

99 LET GO!  OH GOD PLEASE LET ME GO!

I use the "Overhand Cleveland" supersoft grip, so whatever my penis says, that shit is a lie.

100
6th level: Now is not the time to cast blame on others, like those evil, racist rethuglikkans who have been doing everything in their power to stop our good intentioned efforts.

of course! excellent.

101 My concern was always that he'd be known as America's last President, one way or another.  I kinda wish Bat Chain Puller had been right last year.

You realize that was part of a line Danny Glover made (being the last President ever) in the movie 2012?

I'm starting to wonder now if that movie will end up being prophetic after all.

102 I wash a mean car. Among my other talents. I have spoken with Hackett about re-opening the smaller of my guest houses as a sort of academy for financially-embarassed young ladies. Hackett advises me that the usual pimping, sodomy, and procuring laws do not apply if no actual money changes hands. (Interesting sidenote: I have several lovely pendants made of very fine gold and platinum that I will grant to each young lady upon completion of their course of study. As a gift.)

103

I'm from down here, so I wouldn't recommend unless you are aware of the cultural norms. It truly is the cheapest living I've ever seen, and I've been all over the place.  Don't tell anyone, though.  We want to keep the crazies out.

104 7th level: We did not fully appreciate the magnitude of the problem left by the previous administration when we started punching this tar baby.

105 I know lots of people who voted for Prez for Life Hussein. Their current attitude? "The news is depressing, and I don't to be depressed, so I don't watch it any more." Yep, someone told me that almost word for word.

They will be sad  and confused when the market collapses and we go into bi-flation. They will end up living off of dumpster food.

/food- check
 ammo-check
 metals- check
 bad attitude- check

106 Wait Gator, seriously, $500 a month??  That's how much I make off my blog now, and I always thought I'd need 6 times that amount at least to etch out a living on my own.

Where in the south do you live again?

107 Nice. Symantec flagged the site linked to in this thread as "unsafe" and intercepted at least one threat.

108 109 - that's ok. I don't think a nice little Jewish girl like myself would fair too well in a small southern town. But I do love the South. Maybe just for visiting, though. Years ago, I would have given my right arm to live in New Orleans - just to be near all the good restaurants.

109

You got your own windmill or solar or somethin?

I kind of shunned the whole consumer thing a while back, stopped buying shit I didn't need or care about.  I put any extra into paying debt and having a good cushion to fall back on if anything weird happened....like a limpwristed communist getting elected President.

I just don't see this getting better.  Hope I'm wrong.

110

That's how much I make off my blog now,

 

have an url to share?

111 You realize that was part of a line Danny Glover made (being the last President ever) in the movie 2012?

Yikes.  No, I never got around to it, having seen the trailer first.

112 97 Say, Monty, do you need someone to walk your dog? I wash a mean car. Among my other talents. Posted by: alexthechick at June 04, 2010 07:16 PM (r07cb) F that. Let's talk about those games you bought...

113
I'll take my chances in the chaos.  The hands of death could not defeat me, the sisters of fate could not control me, so...

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 06:48 PM (c0A3e)

move over, i'm bringing my kids  and my overextended credit card debt.

 

114 $500 a month?? That's how much I make off my blog now Posted by: Ghee Buttersnaps at June 04, 2010 07:24 PM (gLNLT) Right, and I can make ice-cream cakes with my ass.

115 Shanna, they bought their tickets; they knew what they were getting into.  I say, let 'em crash.

116 121 Right, and I can make ice-cream cakes with my ass. Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:34 PM (wOtDN) You and Obama have a lot in common...

117

 I don't think a nice little Jewish girl like myself would fair too well in a small southern town.

I won't lie to you, it is tough for those considered outsiders to fit in here.  It is a land filled with prejudice and hypocrisy, but that's just my family.    I never met a Jewish person until I moved to California, and I love you crazy Joooos.  Can you answer me this: why does everyone seem to hate you guys????

I live in the deep center of beautiful green Georgia.  It's definitely not for everyone.  I moved out when I was 18, but I'm back now because my mother is not long for this world.

TITTIES....._{getting too serious here}....

118 I have several lovely pendants made of very fine gold and platinum that I will grant to each young lady upon completion of their course of study. As a gift.)

Posted by: Monty at June 04, 2010 07:22 PM (O3eFQ)

bites pendant, Monty -Monty, why this here thing is just nickle, paint  and hollow-filled, fer shame sire, how about the cat-o-nine tail as penance?

119 gator as for the hate , i dunno, but i do indeed have tatas, not large but neat and perky.

120

@31: "Can anyone loan me a gun?"

Depends on where you are.  If you are in Southern California.....no, no I cannot. 

*wink*

That would be ethically wrong, and possibly illegal.

*wink wink*

I certainly would not have a selection of pistols, rifles, and/or shotguns to lend-lease for a gold coin.

*wink wink wink*

121 is YTMND still ever funny?  It's kind of like so 2004, man, no?

122

@48: "He may very well go down as the president that brought about the fall of the country."

If he doesn't, it isn't for lack of effort.  I think it was kind of his plan all along....

123 You and Obama have a lot in common... Posted by: alexthedude at June 04, 2010 07:35 PM (mdXLn) Well, I've never done crack, & I've never licked another man's wiener, but the whole "let a well-muscled black woman violate me with a strap on" part is . . . wait, doesn't everybody do/want that?

124

 i do indeed have tatas, not large but neat and perky.

Perchance does your newsletter have pictures?  If so, I would definitely like to subscribe. 

125 I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: alexthechick

Alex,
That's the nicest compliment I've had in a while. 

A bonus Alex, I love going to Sephora.

126 As more people pay down debt instead of consuming, this also contributes to deflationary pressures.

But aren't people just partying down and defaulting on their mortgages?

127 My manservant, Hackett, usually deals with the help. However, in this special circumstance, I shall make it a point to meet with you personally and discuss your duties.

If you are not too fatigued afterward (and are still able to walk), I will have you re-grout the tilework in the largest of my fifteen bathrooms. The platinum accents and gold fixtures are really let down by the grubby-looking grout. I will require you to sing "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General" while doing this, so please be sure to brush up on your Gilbert & Sullivan lyrics before arriving to work.
Posted by: Monty

One more thing Monty.  I shall require one evening off per week, preferably Friday or Saturday.  My presence is required at the poker table.

128

UN Special Committee on Israeli Practices to visit Egypt, Jordan and Syria

GENEVA / NEW YORK (4 June 2010) – The Special Committee to Investigate Israeli Practices Affecting the Human Rights of the Palestinian People and Other Arabs of the Occupied Territories will visit Egypt from 8 to 11 June, Jordan from 11 to 16 June, and Syria from 16 to 19 June 2010.

The Special Committee was established in December 1968 by the UN General Assembly to examine the human rights situation across the occupied territories. These include the occupied Syrian Arab Golan, the West Bank (including East Jerusalem) and the Gaza Strip.

129 Rising interest rates can occur in a deflationary environment. The possibility of both is not unprecedented.

Hey Mr. Euro, how does my ass taste?

130 You hitting the poker table tonight?
Posted by: CDR M

Not tonight.  I'm beat.  It's been a long day and I'm going to make myself a drink in a few.  My sister woke me up early, she had to take mom to the hospital.

131

GENEVA / NEW YORK (4 June 2010) – The Special Committee to Investigate Israeli Practices Affecting the Human Rights of the Palestinian People and Other Arabs of the Occupied Territories will visit Egypt from 8 to 11 June, Jordan from 11 to 16 June, and Syria from 16 to 19 June 2010.

The Committee's members are expected to return to the Finger Lakes on June 20 for wine tastings and golf.

132 Liberals are absolutely, utterly and totally incapable of admitting they are wrong, or that they have ever made a mistake, ever.  If anything goes bad on their watch, it's either because someone else isn't holding up his end, or bad people (non-liberals) are actively trying to sabotage their efforts.

133

To Gator and the others.  Thanks for making me laugh tonight.  You guys truly made my evening in these dire times. 

 

I used to blow off 12/21/2012 (FAA requires the year to be in the four digit format), but now i'm starting to see the set up.  Why does O'boobi have to be the last prez?  Those will be the last words I utter as I see the sand storm on the horizon.

134 96
help me out, here...
We need an official Obama Presidential Response To Crisis Meter

1st level: My admin is looking into it
2nd level: I asked _________ to set up a commission to investigate
3rd level: I will not rest until this crisis is over
4th level: My daughter Malaria knocked on the bathroom door crying.
4th level: I am furious
5th level: ???

Isn't it obvious?

5th level: Bush's fault

/daughter Malaria, LOL

135 Any Morons need loaner pieces or coaching when it gets bad, get up in the hills northwest of Nashville along the Cumberland River and look for the Rebel flags. We'll be in there someplace. I can always use rookies to pull gate guard.

136 hoping Monty can use an experimental ditch digger, and bodies needing interring, at fair wages.

137 I shit you not, Edward Jones sent letters last week advising that it was time to buy more BP. So last Friday I did. Then Tuesday, BP of course took a big dump, and now they might get taken over or \go bankrupt. Edward Jones latest\ is to change them from Growth and Income to Aggressive. Fuckers are like the local weathermen. Buy and hold motherfuckers.

138 Ditto, with us Sgt Dan - the mountains around Saylersville Ky approach slowly, bring whiskey, and keep your hands where we can see them. Dont worry we will see you, before you see us . Preference given to young nurses and asian girl who can cook.

139 coming late to the party cause I was *dammit* working for a living...teach the neanderthal! Hard assets? I've got a couple bucks in savings, and a 401k that I don't pay attention to. Haven't even checked on the balance lately. Should I be talking to somebody about where I'm invested in? (it's a 'balanced' account, whatever the hell that is)

140 This is just the calm before the awesome, wingnuts. Like your Ronald Raygun's early 80's shitfest of an economy.

Maybe that probably gay politician y'all have "breaks bitches." But Obama? He's about to break a bitch and crank this society up.

By the way, you know that census guy that is stalking you? It means we won.

141 And this stock market is about to go vertical, IYKWIMAITYD!

BUH LEE DAT

142 Man, I wish you guys wouldn't link to sites where you have to enable every damned thing. I never saw whatever the hell it was due to some infinite loop ad or something.

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