September 27, 2010
— Ace Stuff you'd hear about if these were Republicans:
1) The white rapper is awful. His tough rhymes have the "gritty authenticity of Boulder, CO, suburbs' ice rinks and Lazer-Tag parks."
2) The white blue-hairs in the audience have trouble finding a beat to clap to, which isn't entirely their fault. Eventually they all seem to agree on a simplistic 1/2 time clap, which isn't really right at all, but at least they're all on the same page in being wrong. It's kind of embarrassing early on when you have eleven or twelve distinct attempts at a time-signature being clapped.
Something else:
1) Gee, for a "moderate" answer to the Tea Party, they seem to be using the chants of the Old Left, and the rapper sure seems big on leftwing agitprop!
Anyway, this is the big fat CoffeeParty that was so huge that CNN had to do sixteen bazillion lead stories on it. At Hot Air, the story of the national convention that no one heard about.
But below, MC TrustFund and DJ PhillipsExeter.
Posted by: Ace at
04:46 PM
| Comments (290)
Post contains 196 words, total size 2 kb.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2010 04:49 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 04:49 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: turnbuckle at September 27, 2010 04:50 PM (9h3pl)
Posted by: MFM at September 27, 2010 04:51 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: David Frum at September 27, 2010 04:52 PM (1wBlv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 27, 2010 04:52 PM (xw22i)
Johnny 5 - robot from the movie Short Circuit
John 5 - guitarist from Marilyn Manson
This guy is Jonny 5?
Yep, this fuckstick is about as original as a democrat can get.
Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2010 04:53 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Bikermailman at September 27, 2010 04:53 PM (TzXLu)
350? That's like, twice the size of that restoring honor rally, or so I've been told.
Posted by: MSNBC viewer at September 27, 2010 04:54 PM (6pyko)
Posted by: Andy at September 27, 2010 04:54 PM (5Rurq)
Scumsucking. Lying. Failed. Hypocritical. Obamacrat. Morons.
Posted by: Good Lt at September 27, 2010 04:54 PM (n/M5O)
The Coffee Party, brought to you by Depends!
Posted by: MC Bat Commander at September 27, 2010 04:54 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Barry at September 27, 2010 04:54 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: maddogg at September 27, 2010 04:54 PM (KGaxE)
What's worse is that this emo-hipster git probably didn't get his inspiration from those areas - he merely copied from Short Circuit and couldn't spell "Johnny" correctly. English is racist, yo!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 27, 2010 04:55 PM (c0A3e)
If I had any funny jokes here, I'd Postum.
/recycled joke from Hot Air thread, cause nobody gave me any luuuv over there
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 04:55 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at September 27, 2010 04:55 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2010 08:49 PM
I think those people would be thrilled if they had a movement. Looks like some of them have been waiting for years.
All they needed was "Poppin' Fresh" as their keynote speaker....
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 27, 2010 04:55 PM (Ulu3i)
And on the other side of the political spectrum - tea partiers go from merely violent to "brutal assault".
That radical ideology getting the best of them, obviously.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 27, 2010 04:55 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2010 04:55 PM (No0N3)
Her whole message is: Trust government unconditionally.
She couches it in phony pleas for civil debate.
Posted by: Bigotry Czar at September 27, 2010 04:56 PM (x9okW)
Posted by: oblig. (a.k.a. Sidwell Forty G) at September 27, 2010 04:57 PM (x7Ao8)
Posted by: Rocinante Kerry at September 27, 2010 04:57 PM (WaAcy)
Posted by: steevy at September 27, 2010 04:57 PM (eWDmz)
One of the featured speakers is a total dickheaded douchebag named Mark McKinnon who was an advisor to the McCain campaign.
I watch Monrning Joe while having my coffee and this clown is on quite a bit. In the span of about a week, I have seen this asshole describe himself on different occasions as a Republican, Democrat, and an Independent..
...he'll suck any dick if the price is right
Posted by: beedubya at September 27, 2010 04:57 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 27, 2010 04:57 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 04:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: George W Bush at September 27, 2010 08:56 PM (JNigo)
Good work with the Troll Editor! That's the Ace I know and love!!! :-D
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 04:58 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Kasper Hauser at September 27, 2010 04:58 PM (rVGXt)
The left is all about taking things from other people, and if you have to work for it, dammit, you'd might as well get a real job.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2010 04:58 PM (bgcml)
...he'll suck any dick if the price is right
Posted by: beedubya at September 27, 2010 08:57 PM (AnTyA)
Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. Teabagger.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at September 27, 2010 04:59 PM (bgcml)
Juan Valdez is really mad at the Coffee Party for [compromising the virtue of] his burro.
Posted by: Charro at September 27, 2010 08:57 PM (v1gw3)
I need new glasses. I read that as "burrito."
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 04:59 PM (NGf/6)
These jackasses fit it better with Islam. Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 04:59 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Snappy Wagon at September 27, 2010 05:00 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Dole Plantation at September 27, 2010 05:00 PM (YX6i/)
The Tea Party Movement stands for something: Responsible, Representative, and Limited Government.
The Coffee Party? Uh, don't be The Tea Party, be the same old Leftists.
They know they want to be something, they just don't know what.
The Coffee Party is the biggest leftwing fail since, well, whatever immediately preceded it.
Posted by: nickless at September 27, 2010 05:00 PM (MMC8r)
She couches it in phony pleas for civil debate.
Posted by: Bigotry Czar at September 27, 2010 08:56 PM (x9okW)
The Left circa 2000-8; if you trust the government you are a fool.
The Left circa 2009-10; if you don't trust the government you are a racist.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2010 05:00 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 27, 2010 08:52 PM (xw22i)
Well, me and the missus was there for the Ladies Axillary Muffin bake off an we done took a wrong turn. What the hell, they had free cake and pie.
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn at September 27, 2010 05:01 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: nickless at September 27, 2010 09:00 PM (MMC8r)
Dead Air America?
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 05:01 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: nickless at September 27, 2010 09:00 PM (MMC8r)
Dude, you be treatin' me like a dog!
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 27, 2010 05:01 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: the Caliphate at September 27, 2010 05:01 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: huerfano at September 27, 2010 05:02 PM (No0N3)
Don't forget us!
(Buy a T-Shirt. Remember the first and only step in every political movement - get some swag up on cafepress)
Posted by: F*ck Tea at September 27, 2010 05:02 PM (WaAcy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 27, 2010 05:02 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Mike O at September 27, 2010 05:02 PM (P+67m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 08:59 PM (UOM4
I seem to recall Islam has a pretty negative view on body hair...
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 27, 2010 05:02 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 27, 2010 05:02 PM (6/QOH)
I haven't been more nauseous since I saw my "Ninja Rap" video from TMNT 2.
Posted by: Vanilla Ice at September 27, 2010 05:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: taylork at September 27, 2010 05:03 PM (uIlyG)
I REALLY feel sorry for that black guy. It's so embarrassing for him, I can't even watch.
It'd be like somebody performing a blackface routine in the 1965 meeting of teh Ohio Democratic party. Insulting, even when they're trying to "relate"
Posted by: s'moron at September 27, 2010 05:03 PM (UaxA0)
Folgers. Yeah. this shit tastes like Folgers. I didn't come in this upscale restaurant only to have the waiter sit a fucking cup of instant coffee on the fucking table when I paid $5 for some real fucking coffee!
Posted by: That diner from that old Folgers commercial at September 27, 2010 05:04 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 27, 2010 05:04 PM (6/QOH)
Posted by: dagny at September 27, 2010 05:04 PM (PAlEm)
Damn homeless guy kept tell me to knock off with the epilepsy every time I started to bust a rhyme.
Posted by: Some Coffee Rapper at September 27, 2010 05:04 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: David2.0 at September 27, 2010 05:04 PM (edg8q)
Posted by: George W Bush at September 27, 2010 05:04 PM (JNigo)
Posted by: CDR M at September 27, 2010 09:02 PM (5I8G0)
Hey, we respect the guy that kicked the Spanish out of South America.
Posted by: Some Educated ESPN writer at September 27, 2010 05:05 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 05:05 PM (NGf/6)
2) Were those attendees paid or just chained to their chairs?
Posted by: Benson at September 27, 2010 05:06 PM (qzcNU)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 27, 2010 05:06 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: dagny at September 27, 2010 05:06 PM (9IEvX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 09:05 PM (UOM4
It's okay -- Ace is in hiz posts ficksin hiz wurds.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 05:07 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2010 05:07 PM (uG7PE)
Posted by: beerologist at September 27, 2010 05:07 PM (gNzDf)
Posted by: dagny at September 27, 2010 09:06 PM (9IEvX)
What am I? Chopped Liver? You can still type *her* name in the text editor...
Posted by: Vera Baker at September 27, 2010 05:08 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: beedubya at September 27, 2010 05:08 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Cicero at September 27, 2010 05:08 PM (FomWb)
Posted by: That diner from that old Folgers commercial at September 27, 2010 09:04 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 27, 2010 05:08 PM (nzGN8)
Shoot, missed that. Thankfully so.
Note to the NFL - having more players of Latino decent doesn't automatically make FB players better role models. FB players showing moral values worthy of emulation makes FB role models.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 27, 2010 05:08 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 27, 2010 05:10 PM (QBQcg)
Posted by: JP at September 27, 2010 05:10 PM (ctq0s)
It's actually THEIR MOVEMENT that's bred the opposition. Stopping it might be the best thing for them.
Posted by: nickless at September 27, 2010 05:10 PM (MMC8r)
After a few tokes, old hippies get hungry and don't forget that early senior citizen discount.
Posted by: Kemp at September 27, 2010 05:10 PM (AQxTm)
Those women are to cougars as Barry is baseball.
I know, I just like to say blue cougars..
Posted by: beerologist at September 27, 2010 05:11 PM (gNzDf)
Posted by: beedubya at September 27, 2010 05:11 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Alternate Universe MSM at September 27, 2010 05:12 PM (1wBlv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2010 09:07 PM (uG7PE)
Are you trying to search all of Ace's comments, or just in this thread?
- if what you're looking for is just in this thread, Ctrl+F is the Find function in IE and FireFox, and probably most browsers under Windows. (On a Mac, it's Command+F, I think)
- if it's in all of Ace's comments, go to Google and type:
"your search term here" site:minx.cc
in the box. Hope this is what you're looking for!
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 05:12 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2010 05:12 PM (9Cooa)
In other news, looks like our Dear Zero has, once again, found it hard to say "creator" when citing the Declaration. Who says this guy doesn't have respect for our traditions and founding? Commie rat bastard.
Obama Again Omits "Creator" When Speaking of Inalienable Rights Cited in Declaration of Independence
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 27, 2010 05:12 PM (M6enm)
Seriously, I can not watch shit like that. I get very uncomfortable and embarrassed for the person.
I'd feel less uncomfortable watching him light himself on fire to protest the Tea Party. Like that Buddhist guy during Vietnam. Pretty fucking awesome. What ever happened to that guy anyway?
Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2010 05:13 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: That diner from that old Folgers commercial at September 27, 2010 09:04 PM (TXKVh)
Clearly you fuckers don't know how to make cheap coffee taste good.
Valu Rite!
Posted by: Kemp at September 27, 2010 05:13 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2010 05:13 PM (uG7PE)
Posted by: Journey at September 27, 2010 05:13 PM (I72X/)
Posted by: Raygun W Bush at September 27, 2010 05:13 PM (JNigo)
"We sat around and talked and said, 'Holy toledo!' This is something that we should take a look at and bring the president back on the cover for."
Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (HLGCA)
Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2010 09:13 PM (TXKVh)
Dunno, but he was hot!
/rimshot
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: sliderblaze at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (Jesjh)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (HpT9p)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (6/QOH)
Posted by: t-bird at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (FcR7P)
On November 2, we will. And you little fascist fucks will be crying.
Posted by: Waterhouse at September 27, 2010 05:14 PM (WaAcy)
/kicking myself for missing an opportunity for an en feugo joke
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 05:15 PM (JYxmy)
given that these people bought Obama, I could well believe they'd buy the inability to hold their water.
Posted by: Gail at September 27, 2010 05:15 PM (f46PC)
Did you hear Sesame Street pulled the Katy Perry clip?
Great. I guess I'll have to find another clip to explain cleavage to my 6-year-old
Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2010 05:16 PM (HLGCA)
"You can't stop a movement"
Agreed. It's a real bitch at 4:30 A.M. when I want to sleep into 6:00.
Bowels, however, have a timing of their own.
Posted by: Ed Anger at September 27, 2010 05:16 PM (7+pP9)
Get me Secor Laxatives on the phone, Betty. I just had a great idea!
Posted by: don draper at September 27, 2010 05:16 PM (oLT/p)
Posted by: Cicero at September 27, 2010 05:16 PM (FomWb)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 27, 2010 05:16 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Raygun W Bush at September 27, 2010 05:16 PM (JNigo)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 27, 2010 05:17 PM (6/QOH)
Let's see if anyone can tell the difference.
Posted by: Warden at September 27, 2010 05:17 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 27, 2010 05:18 PM (M6enm)
I'll do you one worse. Two words: Taster's Choice.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes
It that the stuff that tastes like Sanka with an extra shot of water?
Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2010 05:18 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: dagny at September 27, 2010 05:18 PM (9IEvX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2010 05:18 PM (uG7PE)
Posted by: beerologist at September 27, 2010 05:18 PM (gNzDf)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 27, 2010 05:18 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: PA Cat at September 27, 2010 05:19 PM (JmA/j)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 27, 2010 05:19 PM (rxVVk)
Posted by: sliderblaze at September 27, 2010 05:19 PM (Jesjh)
Posted by: Imodium at September 27, 2010 09:16 PM (oLULt)
So can I, and I'm faster!
Posted by: Cork at September 27, 2010 05:20 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 27, 2010 05:20 PM (X0Ona)
Posted by: George W Bush at September 27, 2010 05:20 PM (UOM48)
Dum dum da dum da da dum dum
Icee Hot Icee Hot, baby.
Dum dum da dum da da dum dum
Dum dum da dum da da dum dum
Posted by: Warden at September 27, 2010 05:20 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 27, 2010 05:20 PM (HpT9p)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 27, 2010 05:21 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:21 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Lt. Worf (no relation to anyone living in Washington DC) at September 27, 2010 05:22 PM (JYxmy)
He spurts his socialism
Like so much progressive...
Morons, help me out here, I can't seem to find a rhyme.
poppycock?
Posted by: Gail at September 27, 2010 05:22 PM (f46PC)
Posted by: dagny at September 27, 2010 05:22 PM (9IEvX)
Annabel, sweetie....you are out of your league here.Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 27, 2010 05:22 PM (QBQcg)
re: MNF: I don't think the Packers are counting enough "Mississippis" before they rush Cutlet.
That's Cutlet... Kay Cutlet
Posted by: Truman North at September 27, 2010 05:22 PM (HLGCA)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 27, 2010 05:23 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 27, 2010 05:24 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 09:21 PM (UOM4
We are not here to be objectified by men! Or bathe!
Posted by: Some Strong Womyn at September 27, 2010 05:24 PM (bgcml)
Valu Rite!
Posted by: Kemp at September 27, 2010 09:13 PM (AQxTm)
No, that's just how you forget that you're drinking cheap, shitty coffee.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 27, 2010 05:24 PM (nzGN8)
Posted by: livefreerdie@hotmail.com at September 27, 2010 05:24 PM (ZG8TY)
Betty! Get me Ronson on the phone. I've just had another great idea.
Oh, and setup a meeting with Jell-O Pudding while you're at it.
Posted by: don draper at September 27, 2010 05:24 PM (oLT/p)
Haha...good puppeting.....you can fake a good lefty troll.Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 27, 2010 05:25 PM (QBQcg)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 27, 2010 05:25 PM (M6enm)
Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro!
great work, Jonny5
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at September 27, 2010 05:25 PM (kb0wl)
Posted by: arhooley at September 27, 2010 05:26 PM (VVss8)
Annabel, sweetie....you are out of your league here.
Huh? Wasn't me.
Posted by: Annabelle at September 27, 2010 09:25 PM (pWgNR)
I think OGGC means Annabel Park, the putative head of the putative Coffee Party.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 27, 2010 05:26 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at September 27, 2010 05:26 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: dagny at September 27, 2010 09:18 PM (9IEvX)
National Socialism and International Socialism are exact opposites! One has "inter" in front of it for goodness sake.
Posted by: That Half White Face/Half Black Face Star Trek at September 27, 2010 05:27 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2010 05:27 PM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 27, 2010 05:27 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 27, 2010 05:28 PM (QBQcg)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 27, 2010 05:28 PM (rurh0)
And they say the Repubs try too hard to sound cool and look diverse.
Between the old people and the dope smokers, it should be called the Coughy Party.
Posted by: gator at September 27, 2010 05:28 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: arhooley at September 27, 2010 09:26 PM (VVss
Mr. Tambourine. Man!
Posted by: William Shatner at September 27, 2010 05:28 PM (JYxmy)
Fuck you! There's a black guy out in front! We call that "extremely diverse".
Posted by: MFM at September 27, 2010 05:28 PM (WaAcy)
And what's with the 350 number??? Is that it??? Hell, go to their website....about 150 of those are people there to speak at the damn thing....
LOOOOOSERRRRRSSSS!!!!
Posted by: Portnoy at September 27, 2010 05:29 PM (azgo2)
S E Cupp just on Cavuto and she was wearing her black librarian glasses, and she was bouncing as she laughed.
Posted by: Fish at September 27, 2010 05:29 PM (v1gw3)
Democrats are the Enema of the People.
Posted by: PA Cat at September 27, 2010 05:29 PM (JmA/j)
So can I, and I'm faster!
That reminds of a funny joke.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack
Yeah?
Posted by: A Man from Cork at September 27, 2010 05:29 PM (23kaI)
Posted by: The Coffee Partiers at September 27, 2010 05:30 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 27, 2010 05:30 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Lib woman in coffee commercial at September 27, 2010 05:30 PM (LrDq9)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 27, 2010 09:28 PM (rxVVk)
I would ask, but I suspect it would be... unwise.
Posted by: William Shatner at September 27, 2010 05:30 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: Hairy, Birkenstock wearing Libtard feminist at September 27, 2010 05:31 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 27, 2010 05:31 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2010 09:27 PM (5I0Yr)
At that age, it's more a crusty yellow, than an actual "white".
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at September 27, 2010 05:31 PM (eCAn3)
Actually, if you get really high quality coffee, maybe a nice, strong Guatemalan, and that statement is very, very true.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 27, 2010 05:32 PM (xMKKV)
seriously, coffee party? proves once again, unless you can get government to prop you up at the expense of others; in a free market society, no one is willing to drink crap from a cup.
Posted by: befuddled at September 27, 2010 05:32 PM (xJU23)
We've secretly replaced their Kool-Aid with premium Folger's crystals. Let's watch what happens....
Chrissy: My leg isn't tingling at all.
Ed: Spend our way out of bankruptcy? None of this shit makes any sense!
Posted by: gator at September 27, 2010 05:32 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Fenster at September 27, 2010 05:32 PM (LrDq9)
"I thought there was going to be cookies and magic? Where's the magics? Hell, I've wet myself again."
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at September 27, 2010 05:33 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:33 PM (UOM48)
;" align="left">There are four men working as janitors at a circus cleaning up after the elephants. They are all tired of cleaning elephant shit day after day, so they try to hatch a plan. ;" align="left">Guy #1 comes up with a plan, but they decide it is too complex and too expensive. ;" align="left">Guy #2 gets an idea, but his is too complicated. ;" align="left">Guy #3 figures out something easy, but it costs way too much for them. ;" align="left"> So the simple Guy #4 says, "Let's stick a cork up his ass." They agree this is all they need to do, and stick a huge cork in the elephant's ass.... ;" align="left">Weeks go by, and the janitors are reveling in their lack of shit cleaning. But after a while, the elephant looks sick. They decide to remove the cork to save it. But no one wants to be the one pulling it out. So again they plan. Again, they each have an idea; ;" align="left">Guy #1 comes up with a plan, but they decide it is too complex and too expensive. ;" align="left">Guy #2 gets an idea, but his is too complicated. Guy #3 figures out something easy, but it costs way too much for them. ;" align="left">So the simple Guy #4 says, "We should train a monkey to do it!" So they train the monkey to pull the cork out of the elephants ass. He goes up to the sick elephant, and pulls as hard as he can... Nothing. He is too tiny to pull it out himself. The ingenious janitors figure they will all pull on a rope at the same time as the monkey is pulling on the cork. ;" align="left">Guy #1 stands 200 ft away, Guy #2 150 ft, Guy #3 100 ft and Guy #4 50 ft away. ;" align="left">On the count of three, the pull in unison with the monkey. 1...2...3.... SPLAT Shit flies everywhere. ;" align="left">Guy #1 brushes the pieces of shit off of him and goes up to Guy#2. He is crying because he us covered to his knees in elephant shit. Once removed from the shit, they both go to Guy#3.
;" align="left">He is bawling because he is covered in shit to his chest. They remove him and realize that Guy #4 is covered over his head in elephant shit.
;" align="left">They run up to the pile of shit covering him. All three frantically uncover Guy#4 expecting the worst.
;" align="left">Guy#4 is laughing hysterically. They look at each other in astonishment. Finally they ask, "Why are you laughing? You are completely covered in elephant shit." He responds, "You should've seen the monkey try to put the cork back in!"
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 27, 2010 05:34 PM (rxVVk)
And they say the Repubs try too hard to sound cool and look diverse.
Between the old people and the dope smokers, it should be called the Coughy Party.
Posted by: gator at September 27, 2010 09:28 PM (aOKEC)
You must mean they're doing that when they're not busy mocking them for not trying to be cool or look diverse. They're always sure to have all bases of criticism covered.
Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2010 05:34 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: texette at September 27, 2010 05:34 PM (vIJ5g)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 27, 2010 05:34 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 27, 2010 05:35 PM (JNigo)
she couldn't get on beat when she clapped and she couldn't even sway?
Posted by: William Shatner at September 27, 2010 09:28 PM (JYxmy)
Sorry Willie, but my life experiences are numerous and vast. You're just a member of the right wing conspiracy who believe I wasn't named after Sir Edmund Hillary the famous climber. My mother told me so, and you can go screw yourself!
Posted by: Hillary "Cankles" Hilton at September 27, 2010 05:35 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: mpfs at September 27, 2010 05:35 PM (QuP9W)
What is up with the liberal ideal of women being effin' unattractive? I see this everywhere I go. It's like they take pride in bad hair, no makeup, old, out-dated clothing. I totally don't get it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
They actually think that they can distort the construct of society so far that there will no longer be norms for beautiful and ugly. We'll all be the same. Like those Dove soap commercials with the fat homely chicks. That's what they're trying to do. Sad. Because fat will kill a lady just as fast as it will a man. They also think that by trying to be "better" looking by having some rudimentary hygiene skills they are somehow conforming to a man's idea of how things should be. You would think they would eventually die out due to lack of breeding partners but lie my dad used to say, for every scrubby horse, there's a scrubby bush to tie it to.
Try to think like an angry toddler and you can figure these people out pretty fast.
Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2010 05:36 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:36 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Editor at September 27, 2010 05:36 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Jules at September 27, 2010 05:36 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: mpfs at September 27, 2010 09:35 PM (QuP9W)
He'd probably have Farquhar go in his stead.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at September 27, 2010 05:36 PM (eCAn3)
Yes. I thought it would be. That. Joke.
Posted by: William Shatner at September 27, 2010 05:36 PM (JYxmy)
That reminds me of a funny joke.
Is this it?
Obama, Wookie, Orca, and Bwaney walk into a leather bar.........
Posted by: Fish at September 27, 2010 05:37 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: John Kerry at September 27, 2010 05:37 PM (ctMcG)
Posted by: madtechie at September 27, 2010 05:39 PM (5vrLJ)
He'd probably have Farquhar go in his stead.
I believe you right, Farquhar seemed pretty down with the struggle.
Posted by: mpfs at September 27, 2010 05:39 PM (QuP9W)
What Jane was saying is total lack of effort that Lib females seem put towards their appearance. Anyone can be more attractive and most of us try to look our best...however, they do the opposite, almost like they're ashamed of being female.
Posted by: EZB at September 27, 2010 05:39 PM (fa9yq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 27, 2010 05:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: journolist at September 27, 2010 05:40 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: KZnextzone at September 27, 2010 05:41 PM (lDrlK)
That reminds me....Rush is going to be on Greta's show tonight @ 10 pm.
Posted by: Tami at September 27, 2010 05:41 PM (VuLos)
It went like this. Yo! Brother! I'm white and you is black! Thas right! But the cons, brother! They are all mothers! Cons are wrong. Yo! Cons are wrong. They be wrong cons!
Posted by: Raykon W Bush at September 27, 2010 05:41 PM (JNigo)
Ace,
How about putting on some Pat Boone or Slim Whitman while Jonny 5 gets his cred validated at the local BMX dealer?
Posted by: Arbalest at September 27, 2010 05:44 PM (Fpx+H)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 27, 2010 05:45 PM (liBQN)
What is up with the liberal ideal of women being effin' unattractive? I see this everywhere I go. It's like they take pride in bad hair, no makeup, old, out-dated clothing. I totally don't get it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Because it's always nice & dark under the bleachers.
Posted by: Dathi at September 27, 2010 05:47 PM (G0syV)
------------------
Dunno about the boob jobs, but the best way to reduce eating disorders in girls is to not have their daddies, brothers or uncles molest them.
Seriously, I'd bet 90% of girls with eating disorders are abuse victims. If there's one thing that normal girls seem unfazed by these days, it's being chubby. There are more muffin tops in the average high school than a Hostess factory.
Posted by: schizuki at September 27, 2010 05:47 PM (M+lbD)
He'd probably have Farquhar go in his stead.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at September 27, 2010 09:36 PM (eCAn3)
Armed with his diamond tipped thwacking stick, for sure.
Posted by: ErikW at September 27, 2010 05:47 PM (uy/Dc)
Posted by: Dathi at September 27, 2010 05:52 PM (G0syV)
Are you guys provided a script or do they tell you to improvise to make it seem more authentic?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 27, 2010 05:52 PM (ZLQYF)
Greta is talking to Rush and Sarah about the Tea Party tonight if you're not h8ahz.
Posted by: RushBabe at September 27, 2010 05:54 PM (a3Z62)
He responds, "You should've seen the monkey try to put the cork back in!"
Is the cork symbolic of the stimulus?
Posted by: dagny at September 27, 2010 05:54 PM (9IEvX)
There's something pathetic about geriatric hippies.
Posted by: red speck at September 27, 2010 05:54 PM (/vfpn)
I think you're right. The eating disorder thing is a way to regain control over your own body, in a very unhealthy way, to make up for something that happened. Some of it is also copy cats trying to have some drama. That was bigger in the hay day of anorexia with all the fucking made for tv movies and shit.
Today fat is the problem. But with people saying fat is beautiful and not wanting to tell some kid to get off their ass and shed a few pounds and maybe get to the point where they can run for more than 30 seconds without passing out, it ain't gonna change soon.
Posted by: Dang at September 27, 2010 05:55 PM (TXKVh)
For those who can't find common ground with the Coffee Party and can't dig the Tea Party bag, you're cordially invited to the inaugural meeting of the Postum Party. We expect to have strong appeal to Mormons.
You know who this helps?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 27, 2010 05:57 PM (veJzk)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 27, 2010 06:00 PM (bAySe)
Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 27, 2010 06:00 PM (ACkhT)
Posted by: ziptie at September 27, 2010 06:03 PM (lLS3Y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 27, 2010 06:14 PM (uG7PE)
You other Marxists can't deny
That when Obama walks in and spreads the wealth about
That you never had a doubt
You get hard
Wanna pull that race card
Cuz you notice those ballots were stuffed
Deep in the ACORN community organizing meeting
I'm hooked and I can't stop cheating
Oh, Sarah Palin I wanna get ya
And take your retard baby's picture
Andrew Sullivan tried to warn me
But that accent you got
Make Me so angry
Ooh, politician of mocha skin
You say you wanna take my neighbor's money
Well use me use me cuz I love that government honey
I've seen media spinnin'
That's how we get to winnin'
We lie, deny, cook the stories like a bag of fries
I'm tired of capitalists
Saying free markets are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
Don't he know whitey gotta pay him back
So Leftists (yeah) Leftists(yeah)
Has your neighbor got some cash? (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy wallet
Baby got OUR cash
I like 'em busy working jobs
And when I come with the union mob
I just can't help myself
I'm stealing like a common thief
From me there's no relief
I wanna take your home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout just healthcare
Gonna slap you with Cap and Trade
I want those taxes real thick and juicy
And get that deficit doubled
Get your economy in trouble
Take advantage of that crisis bubble
So I'm lookin' at classroom propaganda videos
Helpin these teachers making the legend grow
Getting the children of my foes
Believing in this bullshit Hope
A word to the feminist sistas
I wanna get with ya
I'll kill some babies for ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna take
Til the break of dawn
Get the Revolution goin on
A lot of Tea Baggers won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to work and pay their way
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm lazy anyway
And I'm down to get the stealing on
So Lefties (yeah), Lefties (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my spending spree? (yeah)
Then turn around
Time to vote
Even white boys love that Hope
Baby got OUR cash
Yeah lefties
When it comes to elections
Truth ain't got nothin to do with my selection
Gimme gimme gimme
Even if you take from him to give to me
So your girlfriend's voting for McCain
Even though it brings her pain
But McCain ain't got that media
My whores suck me dry, take my jizz right in the eye
Bury all my dirt, they never gonna come after this guy
Some bloggers wanna play that hard role
And tell you I'm an America-hating a-hole
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Axelrod says you're Hope and Change deniers
Filthy racist liars
Cuz your readership is small and the media licks my balls
Leg thrills for them all
To the hard working middle class man
You the target of this plan
Redistribution I can't resist it
Reparations if you missed it
Some insurance knuckleheads tried to dis
They and Wall Street on my list
They gave me votes but I chose to hit 'em
And pulled up secretly to get with 'em
So leftists if you want some cash come round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-Obama and embrace them nasty thoughts
Baby they got OUR cash
Baby they got OUR cash
Little Brother it's about little more
Posted by: Warden at September 27, 2010 06:19 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: MrCaniac on American Bandstand at September 27, 2010 06:26 PM (aaULJ)
Posted by: cheshirecat at September 27, 2010 06:28 PM (EzoVf)
Posted by: ya2daup at September 27, 2010 06:32 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 27, 2010 06:36 PM (L5Vo2)
Posted by: gastorgrab at September 27, 2010 06:40 PM (T92yh)
I remember going to my grandparent's home in the 80's. Grampa said, "Boys, do you want a cup of coffee? If you do, we can go down to the cafe where they serve Folgers. All you Gramma has in this house is that foo-foo flavored crap they grind at the store these days. Tastes like crap. Damn shame a man has to go uptown to get a decent cup of coffee!"
I don't have to go uptown for mine.
Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at September 27, 2010 06:42 PM (9tt+Z)
By calling themselves the "Coffee (no acronym) Party" and having a few meetings where they, um, mirror one political party's rhetoric blandly, and complain about how mean other people are.
Is there a way in which that is not a truly historic, hours-long poetic recitation-level EPIC fail?
I mean, could they at least have had an acronym? A comprehensible goal?
I mean, the entire thing sounds completely phoned-in - the next video of a "Coffee Party" we see I half-expect to see nothing but a room full of telephones on speaker.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 27, 2010 06:57 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Ricky Martin at September 27, 2010 06:58 PM (1AnxB)
Come on granny I'm rappin/ Stop gummin that ol napkin/ I know you wanna show down/ A cafeteria ho down...
I no yo sometimes fall down/ But take yo Geritol now/ This race comin' November/ Shit, yo probly won't remember
Put down your tapioca/ Switch off the old Victrola/ Turn up your hearing aid/ This vote we got it made...
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 27, 2010 07:13 PM (6/QOH)
I was at a party recently and this subject came up . . . who love's you baby.
Call me a giver, a republican one at that.
Posted by: journolist at September 27, 2010 07:45 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at September 27, 2010 08:36 PM (wb/re)
But seriously, have you ever seen such a sad, tired display? This is the left's counter to the Tea Party? Add to that the fact that the Dems are running away from Obama as fast as they can.
The Donks are doing a remake of Titanic in November, except Rose aint gonna make it this time...
Posted by: Log Cabin at September 27, 2010 08:41 PM (slOv8)
Posted by: Todd at September 27, 2010 09:12 PM (aMXGv)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 27, 2010 10:48 PM (J74Py)
Posted by: American Elephant at September 28, 2010 02:00 AM (2+X4m)
I could only take 45 sec of that shit. This shit will last about as long as this meeting. Those if those old worn out and listless shits are their "enthusiasm" team for November they are in big trouble.
I get more "enthused" sitting in my chair yelling at Fux News when they have some dumb ass on that will not answer the Demoncrap's lies.
Posted by: Vic at September 28, 2010 02:11 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Eeyore Eyesore at September 28, 2010 02:17 AM (DYJjQ)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 28, 2010 03:37 AM (QBQcg)
Posted by: RickJ at September 28, 2010 04:29 AM (9A7mh)
Posted by: porno izle at February 04, 2011 03:07 PM (Y5W2W)
Posted by: low price air jordans at March 09, 2011 10:15 PM (51bfE)
Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top
64 queries taking 0.2553 seconds, 418 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 27, 2010 04:47 PM (5I0Yr)