I live Tweeted several 'Strokes' from the local Gloryhole.

Good Times.

The closest I've ever come to tweeting an urgent physical symptom was accidentally posting Busty Lesbian Porn.

Ah yes, the legendary "accidental" posting.  Oft mentioned with glee in the comemnts, yet never again mentioned in the main posts, until now.

Anybody got a link to the original post?  I'm sure reading the comments of the morons as they start to flap their little flipper like hands with moronic glee and excitement must have been as entertaining as anything ace has ever written.

Just how long was this link left up there anyway?

20 In related news Andrew Sullivan will be live tweeting his colonoscopy.

I can do that while my penis is checking out his colon.

Would the docs even allow a phone in the ER during labor?  Or did these women update their statuses before going to the hospital?

They were in active labor while they did this.  They are hardcore runner girls who are addicted to their cellphones.

Yup, that's the first thing I wanted to do when I regained conciousness after being shocked back to life in the ambulance last summer.

"Hey man, can you recharge my cell phone with those paddles, too?"

Sheesh.

The closest I've ever come to tweeting an urgent physical symptom was accidentally posting Busty Lesbian Porn.

Pics or it didn't happen.

lots of great "oval office rug quote" tweets the other day.. peeps were on fire

I'll be tweeting how I make sweet, sweet love to Michelle, by Belle later.

Think of this as a threat or warning..

Mr. O., please be advised that beastiality is illegal in Washington, D.C.

Isn't Christopher like 32 years old?

...all that hate must have caught up with him

Ah yes, the legendary "accidental" posting.  Oft mentioned with glee in the comemnts, yet never again mentioned in the main posts, until now.

Anybody got a link to the original post?  I'm sure reading the comments of the morons as they start to flap their little flipper like hands with moronic glee and excitement must have been as entertaining as anything ace has ever written.

Just how long was this link left up there anyway?

Yeh, I didn't click on the link, but I remember the comments. I have no memory of what the actual post was about, strangely enough.

IIRC, Ace posted it and then left his place, so it was up there for a while.

But hey, he didn't double post it, so ya know. Points for that.

_{Ugh, why so many small plane crashes lately?}

Gravity.

Better than than a facebook friends that likes to update her status with sexual encounters with my husband.

Her: Husband is VERY happy. Tee hee hee

Him: Now go make me a sammich, woman.

And on and on and on and on it goes. Blech.

Not news, since everything coming out of his mouth is periprocedure colonoscopy, what with his head permanently shoved up his ass.

My husband?!? Jeeeeeeeeeeesus. I need caffeine. That would be um, her husband.

I read that, and I was like "say what?!!1111!"  I'm glad you clarified that!

On AMessNBC right now, they are playing a doumentary about Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Linda Rondstat was leading a demonstration around his tent city prison...so Joe had his guys put in one of her CDs in the camp sound system and cranked it up..

I need caffeine.

I think it's not caffine you are missing from your life.

_{And on and on and on and on it goes. Blech.}

Clean yourself up and go make me a sammich!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 06, 2010 01:01 PM (9hSKh)

So Kratos, you've been cheating on Lacey with her friend?

_{A Piper is a single engine aircraft}

also a popular name for Porn Starlets...or so I hear...

Posted by: CDR M at September 06, 2010 01:01 PM (5I8G0)

The cherokee also somehow got certified using only one of some parts that most planes have two of, like a magneto and fuel pump.

I'm going to mandate double engines in all airplanes. This will:

1. Double the number of engine building jobs.

2. Double the amount of taxes from "Big Engines".

3. Profit!

And by profit, I mean for the IRS...

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 06, 2010 12:58 PM (J/+DW)

If you're scouting locations for a SW Ohio meetup, there's a spiffy, relatively new White Castle right off I-275 that would be fairly convenient for all

I once owned a set of Floor Speakers that I bought from Linda Ronstadt's sister when I lived in Tucson.

Had to replace the Woofer as her father kicked a hole in it on Christmas eve during a fight with his daughter...my buddy was dating the sister at the time...

 runningrn, I heard you were on vacation. have a nice time?

Hey Lacey!  How are you?  Yes, we were on vacay--back to see my family.  We spent most of it at beautiful Ocean City, NJ.  The weather was really nice (except one day it rained--effects of the "Hurricane" passing over).  We had such a great and relaxing time.  I was able to spend some time with some old friends too, so it was a really great trip.  We got home today around 2 a.m.

my buddy was dating the sister at the time...

Linda was kind of hot  muy caliente back in the day. How was the sister?

Ah, so for a week you were a Jersey girl, eh?! Sounds like a fun trip. Oh and happy, well you know in case you're not sharing here

there's a spiffy, relatively new White Castle right off I-275

Sure. Bring the hazmat suits and I'll enter.

Where from bowels of Hades did that statement come from runningrn?  And here I thought we were friends... I didn't think you could store up that much "wrong" and "eww" in one simple sentence.

You do have your life insurance paid up, right? 

The bowels of Hades--I twittered from there once!

Great quote from Powerline:

I suppose Jews can be excused for questioning whether history supports the claim that anti-Semitism is "fundamentally against...European values."

h/t Instapundit

Lacey, I believe the correct pronunciation is "Joisey Goil"--heh!

And Kratos, NJ/Centrailia--same thing! 

I must say, I got a big smile on my face when we were driving from Philly over the Jersey border and I saw the "Welcome to NJ, Governor Chris Christie" sign.  Heh!

 _{How was the sister?}

My friend was happy to be hitting it...honeslty, though,  I was 21 at the time. 

In Tucson there's too many hot chicks to focus on one for more than 20-45 minutes.

Yeh, I didn't click on the link, but I remember the comments. I have no memory of what the actual post was about, strangely enough.

IIRC, Ace posted it and then left his place, so it was up there for a while.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 06, 2010 12:54 PM (XdlcF)

Heh.  I'm not surprised you don't remember the content.  I mean, whatever the topic was, I'm sure it couldn't beat the awesomness of a damn near decade long running internet joke.  Wasn't this in the very beginning of the blog, circa 2003 or 2004?

Posted it and then left... Good Lord, this just get funnier and funnier.

In Tucson there's too many hot chicks to focus on one for more than 20-45 minutes

Translation: It was good there were lots of hawt girls there because when one wouldn't give me the time of day I'd just move on to the next. It was a repetitive cycle like that.

I remember one time ace did some joke about gay men and gay sex.  It went along the lines of if you were a gay man, and had to have sex with a woman, you would want her to look like Audrey Hepburn or Gwyenith Paltrow.  The reason being is that you could *ahem* close your eyes and with the bony frame, imagine yourself balls deep in Heath Ledger.  But if you were with someone like say, Christina Hendricks, "you'd have these giant fun-bags smacking you in the face which would just ruin the mental image."

Anyway, I'm not doing the joke justice.

Which brings me to my serious, but utterly moronic point.  I loved it when Barack suddenly found that something like 40% of the population didn't think he was Christian, but was probably Muslim instead.  And watching him and his camp try to deny this, without appearing like there was anything wrong with the idea of being Muslim, was the funniest part.

So... If we could somehow get the internet meme going that Barack is GAY, and the evidence of this is because Michelle is somewhat, *ahem* manish looking and that means he can close his eyes and imagine he is coupleing with a man...

Well.  The idea of Gibbs trying to bat aside questions about the sexualtity of Barack fills me with glee.  Moronic glee, but glee none-the-less.

"Is there any truth to the rumors that the President is gay?"

"No, absolutely not.  The president has issued a definitive statement that he is NOT GAY..... Not that there is anything wrong with that...."

I remember the White House seemed to loose it's shit when the rumor that Elena Kagen was a lesbian, so I think they're kinda touchy about this.

Anyway, I couldn't craft this meme.  I'm not funny enough to do it.  I don't have a blog that was rated funniest conservative blog of 2007....

Just saying.