1 I'd love for her to cut my taxes!

2 Heh!  Gun Babe--I see a lot of morons heading off to their bunks in 3-2-1....

3
in b4 my boner pill spam

4
Holy Crap, a full-auto Thompson?

5 Heh!  Gun Babe--I see a lot of morons heading off to their bunks in 3-2-1....

Posted by: runningrn at June 29, 2010 05:05 PM (CfmlF)

Tried, didn't make it.  Any one have a tissue?

6 No flinch with the .44 mag....works for me.

7
in b4 the Democrats say the ad is condoning shooting illegal border-crossers.

8 Now I can cut glass.

9 Too bad she's not the one running against McCain.

10 My second chakra went limp.

11

She can trigger my Shakra anytime....

12 I watched it with the sound off. Looks like satire.

13 Holy Crap, a full-auto Thompson?

Posted by: Pol Pot at June 29, 2010 05:06 PM (fx8sm)

Yeah, why a Tommy gun?  What is this, Valentine's Day in Chicago?

14 Oh and FTR...I'd like to have a, um, colloquy, with her and Renee Ellmers (the naughty nurse running against Etheridge in NC).

15 12 I watched it with the sound off. Looks like satire. Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 29, 2010 05:10 PM (8UVgX) I did too. Looks like a hittable soccer mom with firearms. Oh, and BUNK!

16 No hubby in the pictures. Wonder why?

17 BUNK!

18

Yeah, why a Tommy gun?  What is this, Valentine's Day in Chicago?

You know, yeah, , yeah. I mean I just wrote a bunch of shit in the other thread about how we need to stop being pussies, but shit, man, wow, a machine gun?!?!

For farg's sake, either we're pussies or we're over-the-top caricatures. Can we find a happy medium???

19
yeah, I call shenanigans.

20 Damn - she's running in AZ-3 (and I hope she wins to replace the worthless Dem in there now) and I live in AZ-6. How long before Will Folks adds his endorsement?

21 LOL a Tommy gun?  Seriously?

22 I've found that most problems in life can be solved with a machine gun.

23 Was she facing south?

24

I just had a machine gun go off in my shorts.

25 pretty sure she is divorced.  Checked out her campaign page.  She does have a kid though.

26 Conservative Candidate For Congress Garners Attention, Boners

Maybe blogs are seen as too risky, too loose-cannon, too foul-mouthed.

Us? Low brow? You jest!

27 We get her, the nurse in SC, Sarah Palin, Nikki Haley and Hannah Giles, put them in a TV show and call it...um...er...Fox Force Five!

28 It looks like it's only the women who knows how to deal with illegal immigration in Arizona.

29

She looks real

http://bit.ly/bbCvvA

Zero mention of a hubby, as far as I could tell.

http://bit.ly/cdmHlO

30 yeah, I did.

31 No hubby in the pictures. Wonder why?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 29, 2010 05:12 PM (8UVgX)

She emphasizes her 14-year-old kid in her campaign.  Her husband does, however, campaign for her (e.g., appeared in February at a Republican Women's Club event in Phoenix in her stead).

32

in b4 the Democrats say the ad is condoning shooting illegal border-crossers.

Which, frankly, would be a selling point in her favor....

33

single, hot, youngish woman, loves guns, and likely to be the next congressman (I refuse to say it in newspeak) from AZ3. 

I'm guessing that there will be some "cloakroom" antics in the next Congress.

34 I'll be in my bunk shortly... with a copy of Guns & Ammo....

35 Clicking 'Reload' now has a whole new meaning,

36

She emphasizes her 14-year-old kid in her campaign.  Her husband does, however, campaign for her (e.g., appeared in February at a Republican Women's Club event in Phoenix in her stead).

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2010 05:18 PM (7AOgy)

Oh, I see: her ex-husband Larry is GOP district chairman for AZ-6.

 

37 I see one helluvan entrance into the House come January....

38 She probably shouldn't be leading with the "Christian Conservative" bit if she's divorced, though...

39

AZ-3 ... is that a Dem "safe seat"?

Many of those were drawn up in recent years by GOP legislatures to herd most of the Democrats into 90-10 districts so as to maximize the number of 54-46 GOP districts.

So if you're campaigning in one of those pens, the phrase "snowball in hell" is relevant.

40

she's making me live up to my name.

41 I'm the Comanche Voter--and I definitely approve her message--and her political platform as well. But I don't think I reallly need to see it.  The John Wayne bit with the submachine gun sold me.

42 You had me at

Ratta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tatta-tat

43 She's real, and she's spectacular. We're blessed to have her (and Vernon Parker, and Jonathon Paton, and Ruth McClung, and David Schweikert) running for office in this state. All the national attention seems to be on McCain-Hayworth and Jan Brewer, but the fact is, we've got some first-rate GOP candidates in this state at all levels. Although Pamela Gorman does have some flaws. She likes Glocks. Meh, nobody's perfect.

44 She should keep the pearls on during target practice.

45 I think I'm in love...

It's going to be really interesting to see how the lefty-loons respond to this one. (Heh, can you say "bullseye"?)

/wwc/

46 Gentlemen, forget Congress. Forget the Senate. Forget the Presidency. Forget Chaircritter of the UN.

I think we're talking "Pantheon" here.

Oh, and B-B-B-B-BUNK!

47

She probably shouldn't be leading with the "Christian Conservative" bit if she's divorced, though...

It's leading with a glass chin, to mangle metaphors.

Worse is video of her showing her son how to fire a gun. That's a father's job.

48 I humbly offer my flag pole to her campaign...

49 Her









Bar

50

Crackers.  Bed.  No disassembly required.

51 Cue the libtard pants-shitting hysteria. Not only is she shootin' lots of guns (including a full-auto tommy-gun AND an eeeevil black rifle), she's teaching her children to shoot evil murder-guns!!!

52

Lemme introduce you to my lil" friend.

And that whooshing sound you just heard is all the moron-dudes hitting their bunks. Including me.

53 She likes Glocks.

WHOA! HOLDUP! Deal breaker!

54

"Many of those were drawn up in recent years by GOP legislatures to herd most of the Democrats into 90-10 districts so as to maximize the number of 54-46 GOP districts."

You know what happens when you start doing shit like this?

Sheila Jackson-Lee.

That's what happens.

55 I would put my sperm in her.

56 * hysterical faint at sight of gun *

57 Cue the libtard pants-shitting hysteria. Not only is she shootin' lots of guns (including a full-auto tommy-gun AND an eeeevil black rifle), she's teaching her children to shoot evil murder-guns!!!

And they will get sooooo much mileage out of that meme in Arizona! They might make it halfway from the couch to the fridge!

58

... honor compels ... say no more ... you know the drill here folks, I'm kind of busy.

59

She probably shouldn't be leading with the "Christian Conservative" bit if she's divorced, though...

It's leading with a glass chin, to mangle metaphors.

Worse is video of her showing her son how to fire a gun. That's a father's job.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 29, 2010 05:26 PM (8UVgX)

Maybe Larry doesn't handle firearms.  That would explain the divorce AND her having to conduct the shooting lessons.

60

"Conservative Christians" (meaning non-denominational protestant) can and often are divorced (some of the highest rates by religious faith).  "Conservative Catholic" might be a little  difficult to pull of with "divorced,"

I don't know anyone who still views divorce as a social stigma politics-wise.

61

Sheila Jackson-Lee.

That's what happens.

AKA, 'my current district'.  Dammit.

62 She is divorced? So like single? To bad I'm married and Jewish. But I can look right?

63 Not really, Joanie - pearls are really more appropriate for semi-formal target practice.

64

I don't know anyone who still views divorce as a social stigma politics-wise.

Liberals looking for an excuse.

65 Worse is video of her showing her son how to fire a gun. That's a father's job.



?

I'm looking at my Hi-Power right now and I don't see where the penis goes.

Teaching children about firearms is an American's job.

66 I think my bunk is full.

67

_{stupid cambodian socks, damn things won't come off}

68 Uhhmm..

I finally got the vet to come over put my dog down today and he and my my dad just left.

I'm kinda torn between falling on my knees screaming Whyyyyy?  and washinkg the stink of her head off of my arms.

But she's totally gone now, forever

I think that I'll probably wash my arms and burble snot for the next few hours or so.

That okay with you?

Good.

As long as were on the same fucking page.

'Cause you know how it pains me to leave you morons behind!

69
I don't know. I watched the gun position when she pulled the trigger

Maybe she was shooting at one of them big-ass cactuses.

70

Liberals looking for an excuse.


Sure, I can see opposition using it, but my guess is that it would drive down her opponent's numbers, if not drive hers UP.

71 (Looks at subject line.)

And you wonder why the official GOP doesn't want to be here...

72

Sorry Deety.  You'll see her again, and she won't be stinky next time.

73 I take it you're one of the seven people there that don't re-elect her, Pol...

74

70
I don't know. I watched the gun position when she pulled the trigger

Maybe she was shooting at one of them big-ass cactuses illegals.

 

FIFY

75 Just showed the ad to my assistant. She likes it.

76 Heh!  Speaking of Will Folkes,  I saw on her webpage  that Erik Erikson from Redstate.org is supporting her. 

77

I don't know anyone who still views divorce as a social stigma politics-wise.

Liberals looking for an excuse.

Oh I want to see a libbie get on that horse.

"B.b.but.she's divorced! Your not supposed to like her!"

It will be popcorn worthy to watch them struggle with the cognitive dissonance.

78 My mistake - AZ-3 has a Republican (John Shadegg) that's retiring. I was thinking of the worthless Dem in AZ-5, Harry Mitchell, who is also retiring.

79 You'll see her again, and she won't be stinky next time.

Thank you Dang!

That made me laugh.

80 Dayam.  I bet she eats bacon for dessert too.

81

my assistant


Is that what you call your dick?  That's a new one.

82
I take it you're one of the seven people there that don't re-elect her, Pol...

Actually the district is changing from majority black/hispanic to yuppies who are in true fear of losing their jobs and Acuras/Lexus/Beemer.  But they'll just screw us on the next redistricting, although she's so freaking stupid even dems can't stand her.

83 Dayam. I bet she eats bacon for dessert too. Posted by: rdbrewer at June 29, 2010 05:37 PM (EIWgh) Doesn't everyone?

84 MEDIBOT!

85

Sure, I can see opposition using it, but my guess is that it would drive down her opponent's numbers, if not drive hers UP.

Exactly. While I know the Lamestream Media Rules apply, namely, that liberals can literally get away with murder and patriots get the book thrown at them for cursing or jaywalking, it's time to realize that we will never have the perfect personal life candidate, and even if we did, s/he would be as exciting as mush. See Romney, Mitt.

86

She had me at the Thompson.

Now if someone ever talks Megyn Kelly into seeking political office, you Morons will be too busy masturbating to donate or contribute. Jacking off until you bleed is not a political tactic.

87 For moi? would bring a whole new meaning to Double Tap...

88 Sarahs sister?

89 Is that what you call your dick? That's a new one. Posted by: s'moron at June 29, 2010 05:37 PM (UaxA0) OK that there was funny

90

"Maybe she was shooting at one of them big-ass cactuses."

She certainly garnered my...er...attention...

91

Actually the district is changing from majority black/hispanic

That can be in a perverse way amusing. I am thinking of congresstwats in my state like Maxine Waters and Barbara Lee, who are discovering that the Reconquista Commiecrats who increasingly populate their districts want one of their own and don't really like the Panther Commiecrats all that much.

92 A Thompson isn't made to be hydrojet cutter as much as a garden hose, use the same technique as watering your roses for best effect.

93 Oh Deety, I'm so sorry to hear about your dog.  Today sounds like a really hard day for you.  Please accept my condolences.

94 Hey, aren't those thingys illegal?

95 What happened to Amazon.com?  Did you morons all pre-order Kos' book and take the site down?

96

"Jacking off until you bleed is not a political tactic."

That depends entirely on where you are while you're doing it.

97 ... moving to Arizona ...

98 Holy Moses. I'm in love all over again. Can she bone out a moose? I am loving the crop of candidates we are starting to see. The euroweenies will have a little girl snit. Is she a Republican? The ad didn't specify.

99

Yeah, why a Tommy gun?  What is this, Valentine's Day in Chicago?

Posted by: stuiec at June 29, 2010 05:10 PM (7AOgy)

nuance, baby, nuance.  I bet Rahm is shitting himself down to his toeshoes

100 She wasn't shooting at people trying to cross the border, was she?

101

"Hey, aren't those thingys illegal?"

Those people she was shootin' at while they did some fence-spelunking?

Yeah.  They are...well...were.

102 For Deety and Zombie Dog -

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

103 Is she a Republican? The ad didn't specify. Posted by: maddogg at June 29, 2010 05:43 PM (OlN4e) She's shooting a gun not hugging a tree!

104 Did you morons all pre-order Kos' book and take the site down?

Can you pre-return it to get your money back before you buy it?

105 Isn't he Tommy Gun, like, illegal?

106 Uh oh......I think I just released my second chakra all over myself

107 Sacred honor compels me to........

108 Hey, aren't those thingys illegal?

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 05:41 PM (sAwen)

Don't know much, do you, 'tard?

109 Hey, aren't those thingys illegal?

Illegal to buy, illegal to sell, not illegal to own. Registration applies.

110 "Yeah.  They are...well...were."

You think the supreme court decision will allow people to buy those again? GD, can't wait to go Mooses hunting with one of those.

111 I'll be in my bunk.

112 Dang - keep the faith, man!  The happiest day of my life will be the first time I read something about her and realize that she was referred to as "FORMER House Representative Jackson-Lee..."

113 Hey, aren't those thingys illegal?


Saguaro cactus? No, but they should be.

114 Thank you runningrn.

BTW, I have not totally ruled out sinking to my knees and screaming.

It just strikes me as somewhat silly.

But absent a better plan....

115 I sense a formula for Republican victory - hot chicks and guns

116
Jacking off until you bleed is not a political tactic.
It's a requirement in my district.

117

Illegal to buy, illegal to sell, not illegal to own. Registration applies.


Bzzzzt. 

Legal to buy (with a tax stamp), legal to sell (to someone with a tax stamp or Class II dealer license), and legal to possess, provided you tell ATF where you're going with it if you go over state lines.

118

She likes Glocks.

Meh, nobody's perfect.

Posted by: ExUrbanKevin at June 29, 2010 05:25 PM (toqoX)

Glock makes revolvers?

119 Tommy gun is legal if you have a class 3 license. You can let other people shoot it though. Each full auto has to have it's own license I believe.

120 Maybe this title is one of the reasons why GOP campaigns don't want to get too close with righty blogs. But who knows, maybe this Gorman chick is a big fan of boners. Everyone knows that GOP women are closet sluts.

121 I think that smiling looked a little fake.

122

"You think the supreme court decision will allow people to buy those again?"

Reading Comprehension fail.  It's okay...you're new, and your time here will be short.

123

the more you know:

http://www.nfatoys.com/tsmg/web/legal.htm

124

"I think that smiling looked a little fake."

I heard she got a boob job.

125

BTW, I have not totally ruled out sinking to my knees and screaming.

It just strikes me as somewhat silly.

 

Deety, go ahead and scream.  You might actually feel a little better venting it all out.  Sometimes, I think a good cry is also beneficial. 

126 Bzzzzt.

ISC

127

117 I sense a formula for Republican victory - hot chicks and guns

Believe me, this works MUCH better with full-auto weapons.

128 I meant to type class III

I just saw that I missed an I

129 I have a friend who is a dealer. Dealer's license does not let you own full auto.

130 She probably shouldn't be leading with the "Christian Conservative" bit if she's divorced, though...

As a fellow concerned Christian, I must express my dismay at this persons' divorcedness. Such activities tend to harm the social structure, and indeed may lead to division within the Church itself.

131 It doesn't get better than this--laughing through some of these comments (you guys are really funneh!) while eating my peanut butter s'more--yum!

132 38 She probably shouldn't be leading with the "Christian Conservative" bit if she's divorced, though...
Posted by: the peanut gallery

Why?

Not to put too fine a point on it, but people sometimes divorce before their conversion experience. Or, as has been noticed by lots of people over the years, divorce happens to people no matter what their beliefs.

133

I'm very pro-gun, and would go far as to say that the federal law prohibiting civilians from owning machine guns manufactured and registered after 1986 should be overturned, though I doubt it ever will be.

That said... the Tommy Gun might have been a little over the top for a campaign ad targetting a general audience.

Still awesome though.

134 Hey, aren't those thingys illegal?

Illegal to buy, illegal to sell, not illegal to own. Registration applies.


Actually, in most states they're legal to buy, sell, and own, once you do the proper NFA paperwork and fees/taxes. But only for existing guns or certain parts which had already been registered. Manufacturing new ones for us lowly citizens is verboten.

State laws may be more restrictive.

135

Posted by: Henry VIII Rex at June 29, 2010 05:52 PM (1O93r

 

Like I said, LOL!

136 Deety.... sorry to hear about having to put your dog down.  I have been there and done that and it is not easy.   Time, and a new puppy, heals.

137 Pretty sure you can't own a machine gun unless you were grand fathered from the olden days.

138 You can build your own full auto. Jail time if your caught with it though. So my philosophy is, don't get caught with it!

139

No worries Mike, but for practical purposes, no one here will own one, or two for sure.  Just a full auto trigger group will set you back $15k in most cases. 

No full autos manufactured after 1986 (86?) can be owned by civilians, unless they have a Class III license (I see 3 I's, good).  Of course, when the shit really hits the fan, all the machine guns in the local constabulary might prove to be an inviting stash.

 

140 "I don't know anyone who still views divorce as a social stigma politics-wise."

I do.  Sorry, if you can't keep your house in order, I don't want you in the House of Representatives.  We can't just keep defining deviancy down.

141

"But absent a better plan...."

Plan A)  Blubber-snot on the back patio for a few hours and get it out of your system.

Plan B)  Go to a shelter and spend some time playing with puppies.  They're cute, rolly-poly, and don't really care if you wipe off your blubber-snot on them.  If you feel so inclined, take one home.  Not to replace, as obviously there could never be a replacement, but to take pride in your ability to provide another companion with a happy life.

142
.. the Tommy Gun might have been a little over the top for a campaign ad targetting a general audience.

If sending 230g fmj's downrange at 600rpm is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

143 Reading Comprehension fail.  It's okay...you're new, and your time here will be short.



I'm pretty sure that's johnryan....or whatever the troll's calling himself today. He keeps coming back again and again, like genital herpes.

144

Class III dealers can own machine guns, even foreign and post 86 ones.

What did I miss?

145

I do.  Sorry, if you can't keep your house in order, I don't want you in the House of Representatives.  We can't just keep defining deviancy down.

So you are going to vote for the Commiecrat instead? Sorry, primary's over.

And good luck getting that perfect candidate.

146 I want to own a full auto Saigia 12. Tromix. Waiting list for semi auto was like 2 years I believe.

147 BUNK

148 Now I have place to put my hand!

149

Tommy gun is legal if you have a class 3 license. You can let other people shoot it though. Each full auto has to have it's own license I believe.

Depending on state law, they're legal provided that they were manufactured and registered prior to 1986.  Requires a federal background check and forking over $200 for a "tax stamp".  Those manufactured after 1986 can't be possessed by civilians with the exception of dealers who sell to law enforcement and such.

The result is that an pre-86 NFA registred machinegun is expensive.

Some states prohibit private ownership completely, others allow it provided you meet federal requirements.  Here in MN, only those machineguns classified as "curio and relics" qualify; some Tommy Guns qualify, others don't depending on manufacturer and when they were made.

150

600rpm

What the fucking fuck, over?

(fps?  that's too slow for fps.  meters per second?)

151 I'd be more impressed if she's shooting at illegal aliens loaded down with cartel product.

152

We can't just keep defining deviancy down.

Divorce is deviancy?? FUVM

153

Posted by: the peanut gallery at June 29, 2010 05:55 PM (NurK6)
----

A divorce, in and of itself, does not indicate that one cannot keep ones house in order.  I think passing judgment based on less that all the facts is somewhat premature.  No?

And, quite frankly, in today's world it isn't a major social stigma, whatever you wish it were.

Whether or not it matters to her would-be constituents is for them to decide and her to guess.  She seems to think that she can overcome any negatives involved.

154

AZ 3rd Congressional District

The surprise retirement of Rep. John Shadegg, R-Ariz., has set off a flurry of political maneuvering as both parties try to claim an open seat.

Republican candidates

State Rep. Sam Crump, R-Anthem.

State Sen. Pamela Gorman, R-Anthem.

Paradise Valley Mayor Vernon Parker.

State Sen. Jim Waring, R-Phoenix.

Potential Republican candidates

Wes Gullett, former aide to Gov. Fife Symington and McCain.

Phoenix City Councilwoman Peggy Neely.

Sean Noble, former Rep. Shadegg chief of staff.

Taser International Inc. co-founder Tom Smith.

Former Arizona State University football player Andrew Walter.

Former state House Speaker Jim Weiers, R-Phoenix.

 from azcentral, Dec.27, 2009

155 143 -- Dude, do you like EVER take your judges' robes off? I'd be really sort of curious to quiz you on your own moral/ethical bona fides.

156 53 She likes Glocks.

WHOA! HOLDUP! Deal breaker!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 29, 2010 05:28 PM (0q2P7)

Its OK... Glocks are Girly Guns...

157 bathrooms at your place must be a joy, what with your shit not stinking and so forth.

158 Yet another reason why the democrats are going to pick up 589 seats this November.

159 "And good luck getting that perfect candidate."

McCain 2012!

160

We can't just keep defining deviancy down.


Peanut gallery, I know you're not a troll, you're a moron in good standing, but that was pretty much what I would expect from one of the "false flag" drive by trolls.

I am not divorced.  I will not get divorced.  I do not believe divorce is proper, and my church does not allow it.  But to suggest in this day and age that a single divorce (I am assuming it's one) is "deviancy" is pretty far out there.  Like a trans-Neptunian orbit, man.

161

Divorce is deviancy?? FUVM

Yep, you had better not make a mistake in marrying the wrong person, ever. Your ex husband / wife drinks too much or abuses drugs? Beats on you? Cheats on you? Spends you into near bankruptcy? Tough, you have to lump it. Meanwhile, I am going to go introduce my young page into the joys of Man/Boy or Woman/Girl Love.....

162 Bless you, FORGER.

I knew about that poem.

But I would not have sought it out.

That's what I needed to read, right now.

P.S. she totally would not ever give shit about meeting me again if there were rabbits to chase and catch.  Just ...sayin'!

163 You people are worthless.  I have to say it for you.

"I'd hit that like Bob Byrd smacking a colored boy for looking at his sister."

164

"He keeps coming back again and again, like genital herpes."

That's what we get for hat-tipping HotAir.

165

"And good luck getting that perfect candidate."

McCain 2012!

Wow, you really don't get it, do you? For all the skeletons falling out of his closet, Rudy would still have been a better candidate than Juan McLame.

And the 2008 candidate with the picture perfect private life? I don't recall you thinking much of Mitt...

166 600rpm

What the fucking fuck, over?

Rounds Per Minute.

167 I'd hit that like Obama's expectations hitting his limitations.

168 FYI, this is not an "official" campaign ad, it's one done by some volunteers on her campaign. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pamela-Gorman/49483302639

169

AZ 3rd Congressional District

The surprise retirement of Rep. John Shadegg, R-Ariz., has set off a flurry of political maneuvering as both parties try to claim an open seat.

I stand corrected. Jesus H. Christ, how late do some of you have your primaries? I thought Cali's recent one in June was as late as you could get.

170 "Jesus H. Christ", hey, watch the language.

171 McCain 2012!

Posted by: the peanut gallery at June 29, 2010 06:03 PM (NurK6)

McCain divorced his wife genius!

172

rounds per minute

ah.  Right.  YOu're correct, they averaged 600, but that's a pretty slow cyclic rate.  Must be b/c of the 45 acp cartridge not giving as much ooomph.

173 I'd hit that like Obama hits a golf ball: often, poorly, and with shitty posture.

174

Posted by: s'moron at June 29, 2010 05:55 PM (UaxA0)

And of course, NO ONE would ever convert an M-14 to full auto... cause its illegal and all... and the parts are easily manufactured...

175 OK... I know I may take some grief for this, but here goes.

Her looks and marital status only matter if I want to date her.  Her proficiency with firearms speaks little of how she would govern (other than not supporting gun bans).  Although I've never voted Democrat in my life, seeing her describe herself as a conservative Christian only makes me cringe. 

For all I know she may be a genius, she may be Reagan in a skirt... but all I see is someone perpetuating a crude stereotype.

176


god, go fuck yourself (sAwen). 

At least have the decency not to be tedious and banal.

177 I'd hit that like a Palestinian suicide bomber hits a detonator:  prematurely.

178 HEY!

I live in Arizona!

You guys are talking about my state!

I should offer my opinion... nah, fuck it!

Just can't focus long enough to read entire sentences.

Sorry.

Will try harder tomorrow.

179 53 She likes Glocks.

WHOA! HOLDUP! Deal breaker!
Posted by: MikeTheMoose

You get a Kimber to show to your friends.

You get a Glock to show to your enemies.

180 That Facebook link goes nowhere.

181 >>>how late do some of you have your primaries? I thought Cali's recent one in June was as late as you could get. I disagree. Our presidential nominations occur in September or even october. And that's with a whole country to campaign around. Why do we need to nominate these people so far out from an election? Why not nominate in early sept/late august?

182 AoS tells it like it is.

183 Dem in AZ-5, Harry Mitchell, who is also retiring. Posted by: 141 Driver

Since when? I'm on his email list and haven't heard of Mitchell's retirement from anyone else, either. He's a freshman congressman, anyway, one of many democrats encouraged to run by Rahm Emanuel. Anyway, he still claims to be fiscally responsible, and refuses any congressional pay increases.

I haven't heard of any AZ democrats retiring from Washington. Unfortunately for conservative votes, it was Rep.Shadegg instead of Sen.McCain who decided to retire this time.

184 Her looks and marital status only matter if I want to date her.

They certainly matter if I want to hit it.  And I do.

185

I will wait until there's a public library terminal around before I search for "converting your M1A to full auto"

186 Posted by: Weew at June 29, 2010 06:11 PM (dzhx6)

One thing the ad tells you is that she is not afraid, the way far too many GOP grovellers are! She isn't a John McCain trying to suck up to the media and Washington insiders. That isn't a small thing.

187 You get a Kimber to show to your friends.

You get a Glock to show to your enemies.

And you get me to tell Glock and Kimber to go fuck themselves.

188 As Obama is quoted in the RightChange video, "And this is what I go to bed at night thinking about."

189

Pretty sure you can't own a machine gun unless you were grand fathered from the olden days.

Posted by: Sarah at June 29, 2010 05:54 PM (sAwen)

I want you to watch the video closely to see what this ditz did wrong.

She held the revolver by the handle with two hands. If you want to shoot a revolver accurately you hold the handle with your strong hand and support the barrel by using your weak hand. Place your weak hand under the barrel, grasping the front of  the cylinder.

Try it at your next trip to the range. You'll be amazed at how well it works.

190 Sorry, if you can't keep your house in order, I don't want you in the House of Representatives. We can't just keep defining deviancy down. So you weren't a fan of R.W.R.? I think Jesus said it best "STFU about other people's moral codes, focus on yourself" or something like that!!!

191 rounds per minute

ah.  Right.  YOu're correct, they averaged 600, but that's a pretty slow cyclic rate.  Must be b/c of the 45 acp cartridge not giving as much ooomph.


Not enough oomph isn't the 45 acp's problem. Too much, maybe. I'm not totally up on Thompson history, but I believe that the Tommy's design was capable of much faster rates, but controllability became a problem for the average shooter. Hence, engineering a slower rate of fire.

192 My pistol is what I use to get to my rifle.  No comparison.

I'm not a Glock fan, but I am a fan of a nice rack.

193

I am not divorced.  I will not get divorced.  I do not believe divorce is proper, and my church does not allow it.  But to suggest in this day and age that a single divorce (I am assuming it's one) is "deviancy" is pretty far out there.  Like a trans-Neptunian orbit, man.

Thanks, s'moron. For the record, I am divorced--twice. I made some bad mistakes in my relationship choices. (No children from either marriage thank goodness). I am not a member of any church, because I have never found one that really worked for me, although I certainly do accept Judeo-Christian values as Very Good Things.

If that drums me and millions of others out of the Patriot's Club, oh well, good luck saving the nation from the Commiecrats with your very very tiny band. Do some of you want to live up to the Left's stereotype of patriots? (Never mind that the most intolerant, judgemental and holier than thou people I have ever run into are on the Left).

194


"STFU about other people's moral codes, focus on yourself"

I think that's a direct quote from the gospel according to Jules Whitfield 25:17.

195 And you get me to tell Glock and Kimber to go fuck themselves.
Posted by: C-4

There is no problem that cannot be solved with an appropriate application of High Explosives.

196 I'm not a Glock fan, but I am a fan of a nice rack. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 29, 2010 06:17 PM (oir6A) How can ya tell if she has a nice rack. Her ass seems OK.

197 "Place your weak hand under the barrel, grasping the front of  the cylinder."

Uh, cylinder would not turn. Duhhh.

Massad Ayoob, I have all your books. Give me a page and line and Ill get you the words to prove it.

198 Feelin' your pain, Deety....

Eight years after I had to do the same thing, I still sometimes feel a wash of sorrow that my dog, so uncritically faithful and dedicated to happiness, had to go. Having so many good years with her was/is a consolation, but not always.

I, too, think there must be a special heaven where dogs (and cats) thrive, where they get to live and play through eternity. If we're good enough, some of us may get in -- at least for a visit -- as well.

199 XDs rule.

200

rounds per minute

ah.  Right.  YOu're correct, they averaged 600, but that's a pretty slow cyclic rate.  Must be b/c of the 45 acp cartridge not giving as much ooomph.

10 rounds a second isn't really "slow".  There are sub-machineguns that are faster, but considering how fast they burn through ammo and being magazine-fed, a faster cyclic rate isn't necessarily better.

Keep in mind that it was desined during WW1 when armies still used bolt action rifles and machineguns were large, heavy, crew-served weapons like the Maxim.

201 they averaged 600, but that's a pretty slow cyclic rate.

Full auto is more an area-denial weapon than a kill weapon.  It's meant to pin the other folks in place so you can maneuver on them.  Find 'em, fix 'em, and fuck 'em.  10 rounds a second is more than sufficient for that task.

202 And of course, NO ONE would ever convert an M-14 to full auto... cause its illegal and all... and the parts are easily manufactured...

Practically impossible as the bolt and the lower are not any wheres near the same as a FA M14

You get a Glock to show to your enemies.

Amen. Glock is short for Does Not Fail In An Emergency.

203 Try it at your next trip to the range. You'll be amazed at how well it works at removing parts/all of your fingers.
Posted by: Moron Anoob

FIFY

204 Hey dumbass, a non-turning cylinder isn't the problem. Hope you have asbestos palms.

205

I disagree. Our presidential nominations occur in September or even october.

Uh, ace, aren't the Presidential nominations wrapped up for all practical purposes as early as February or March of said election year? Isn't that the problem with front-loaded primaries?

This June primary we just had was for Congressional and stae offices, of course. On Presidential years, they move it back to March.

206 If you want to shoot a revolver accurately you hold the handle with your strong hand and support the barrel by using your weak hand. Place your weak hand under the barrel, grasping the front of  the cylinder.

Try it at your next trip to the range. You'll be amazed at how well it works.

Posted by: Massad Ayoob at June 29, 2010 06:15 PM (7+pP9)

You know, I hate to ruin your prank, but I'd hate to see anyone lose a finger or three, so kids, don't try this at home.

If you can't figure out why, dear audience, remember that there's a gap between the front of the cylinder and the barrel. From that gap emits a jet of scorching hot gases, not unlike a blowtorch.

In more powerful guns, you could actually do enough damage to lose a finger, or at least cripple one.

If this were just an "alt+F4" prank I would have let it slide, but you just KNOW there's someone stupid enough to try that out there somewhere.

207 Be careful with Glocks.

208 If we're good enough, some of us may get in -- at least for a visit -- as well.
Posted by: MrScribbler

If Dogs don't go to Heaven, I wanna go where they go...

209

I want you to watch the video closely to see what this ditz did wrong.

She held the revolver by the handle with two hands. If you want to shoot a revolver accurately you hold the handle with your strong hand and support the barrel by using your weak hand. Place your weak hand under the barrel, grasping the front of  the cylinder.

Try it at your next trip to the range. You'll be amazed at how well it works.

Yeah, that'll work for exactly one round- after which you'll be going home with a hand injured from gases released from the cylinder gap (gap between the barrel and cylinder).

210 10 rounds a second isn't really "slow".  There are sub-machineguns that are faster, but considering how fast they burn through ammo and being magazine-fed, a faster cyclic rate isn't necessarily better.

I prefer a cyclic rate of 350-400 in .45
I bought a reducer for my Powder Springs open bolt and never been happier

211 Be careful with Glocks.

Posted by: Lee Paige at June 29, 2010 06:22 PM (oir6A)

Heh.

212 You know, if I'd used less words, I wouldn't have been as late to the correction party.

213 @190 Sharrukin
One thing the ad tells you is that she is not afraid, the way far too many GOP grovellers are! She isn't a John McCain trying to suck up to the media and Washington insiders. That isn't a small thing.

Agreed, but I think there are better ways to achieve that than to show off at the range.  A motivated, passionate candidate who demonstrates the importance of the upcoming election and the tasks that lie ahead, who openly and fearlessly opposes and promises to fight the progressive agenda... now that is something that gets me politically excited.

And thanks to Internet Rule 34 I can find a hotter, naked chick with even better guns any time I want.

214

I'd hit it like the financial burden of an actual AZ boycott on San Diego:  hard, and with a definite impact to public safety.

215 Be careful with Glocks. Posted by: Lee Paige at June 29, 2010 06:22 PM (oir6A) Subtle. Very well-done.

216 Divorce isn't an automatic disqualifier in my book, but the circumstances would matter, as they may reflect on the candidate's character. It's one thing to be the person who divorces spouse N while already cheating with spouse N+1 (especially if he does it more than once, Newt), it's another to be the spouse who was abandoned by the cheater. There are other circumstances where divorce would be understandable -- the spouse was abusive, addicted, or insane, for example. I'd have a problem trusting or voting for a "conservative" candidate who divorced because "we grew apart."

217 Lara Croft, eat your heart out.

218 support the barrel by using your weak hand.


BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... unhhhh..... BWAHAHAHAHAHA

219 Amen. Glock is short for Does Not Fail In An Emergency.
Posted by: Beto

For all youse Glock haterz, read this and honestly ask yourself if your blaster of choice could do the same.

I don't even think military trials are this tough.  At least I never read of a mil-test where a weapon still shot a "fist sized group at 30'..." after being dropped from a plane...

220 Agreed, but I think there are better ways to achieve that than to show off at the range.  A motivated, passionate candidate who demonstrates the importance of the upcoming election and the tasks that lie ahead, who openly and fearlessly opposes and promises to fight the progressive agenda... now that is something that gets me politically excited.

And thanks to Internet Rule 34 I can find a hotter, naked chick with even better guns any time I want.

Posted by: Weew at June 29, 2010 06:25 PM (dzhx6)

Promises are just words.

A lot of people, myself included have heard the speeches from so-called conservatives that evaporate the minute they get what they want. Someone who does something that pisses off the leftist idea of what life should be seems a safer bet. The lefties don't forgive or forget if you wave a red flag in front of them.

221

I'd plow that action like a Calgary driveway.

Now I'm going to wipe things down here.  Wowza!

 

222 She can release my second chakra anytime she wants!

223 BON3R!
As the kids say.

224

Forger,

I've never liked the balance of Glocks, but after reading that site, let me jsut say that I'm damn near convinced to go get one.

225 s'moron, it's what made up my mind when I was researching before I bought my G21.

226 @224

heh I too want a candidate who doesn't give a rip about the forgiveness or forgetfulness of the left, and if you really want to get under their skin then do an ad about lowering taxes on those who actually buy stuff and hire people, or envision a 50-foot border fence with a guard tower, or advocate "open season" on jihadists, etc.

If you want to be a gun advocate then maybe run some supportive ads about gun owners who defend their property against intruders or women who shot their would-be rapists (things that residents of a border state probably fear on a daily basis).  Running a video of the candidate shooting a variety of guns only makes her look like a redneck to the undecided voter.

227 OT: Coffin believed to hold Michigan's first Governor found.


Interestingly, he was a Democrat.

As usual, Yahoo News deleted the part where a bunch of 2008 ballot stubs were found in the coffin.

228

Called it at #12.

229 "That said... the Tommy Gun might have been a little over the top for a campaign ad targetting a general audience." Too bad -- maybe the "general audience" should learn to tolerate other cultures. In this case, American culture.

230 I am required to carry a firearm at all times.(no, I'm not LE)
I could carry anything I choose.
I carry a Glock-22 (.40cal)
I put more than ten thousand rounds through it and never had a jam or failure to eject.
The original night sights got dim so I put on Tru-Glo night night sights.(wow)
I put a new barrel, springs throughout and a handful of wear parts.
Still shoots like new.
Best part is getting to nine and still counting six.

231 Who the he'll is "Michael Rittenhouse" and why is someone publishing leftward satire I. His name?

232

@60: "I don't know anyone who still views divorce as a social stigma politics-wise."

Lefties,when it applies to a Righty.  It's the end of the muthafuckin' world, then.

233 Shoot 1911's because a Glock will go off in your pants .




Kidding .

234

@237: "Shoot 1911's because a Glock will go off in your pants ."

Word!

235 Too bad -- maybe the "general audience" should learn to tolerate other cultures. In this case, American culture.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 29, 2010 07:15 PM (0onAO)

Boom, headshot!

236 Interviewed here: http://tinyurl.com/y5rfyvv "Arizona suffers under the burden of illegal immigration while the Federal government does nothing. As congresswoman I will lead on demanding the Federal government secure the southern border, and never give amnesty to those who have illegally entered the U.S. Furthermore, I will work to advance spending cuts that will help reduce entitlement programs and remove incentive to cross the border illegally."

237 Here she is talking about how the video was made and the left's reaction to it. http://ow.ly/2533v

238 #206, obviously you know fuck-all about the M14 because there is no lower receiver on the M14. And most semiauto M14 clones, like Springfield Armory's M1A, use GI M14 bolts. If you get a choice, go with TRW.

I have fired at least one of every major Thompson variant. M1921, M1928, M1, M1A1. The M1921 clocks the fastest, some of them running almost 1100 rounds per minute. As the 30-round stick mag didn't exist yet, and the drums are unreliable, yeah, it went through 20-rounders like a porn star with a bag of coke. But the speed allows you to get a good three to five round burst on target before the muzzle has time to think about climbing. No Cutts Compensator either. I found it to be the smoothest ride of any of them.

M1928, also rather nice. Slower, 850-900 rounds per minute. The Cutts Compensator helps, still has that ridiculous Lyman adjustable rear sight.

M1 series has the most useful rear sights, no provision for drum usage, has the charging handle in exactly the wrong place for a right handed shooter, and only runs about 600 RPM. Still faster than a Grease Gun. I can single-shot a Grease gun just on trigger control. Not hard to do.

239 Palin-Gorman 2012
Going after the schwing! vote...

240 173: Here in Tennessee, our primary is on a Thursday in early August. The date was fixed in our state constitution before the November general election date was established nationwide. Deety, my condolences, and when you're at the shelter, don't rule out the chance of a kitten adopting you. (Indeed, a kitten and a puppy can actually be good friends/playmates if they know each other from a young age.) Oh, and can we turn a few of these guns on the spammers?