January 21, 2010
— Ace Like, mostly real facts, too, at Treacher's new gig.
She was in Overboard? For like two seconds? I did not know that.
Oh: John Edwards is going to Haiti.
Yeah, that's what they need.
Thanks to LarryT.
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Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 21, 2010 10:07 AM (yUybe)
Posted by: sporadic small arms fire at January 21, 2010 10:10 AM (dP6Ky)
Posted by: kefka at January 21, 2010 10:11 AM (n1uMU)
Still in their bliss unchallenged mighty feast,
Unending dances shadowed on the day.
Within their walls, their daunting formless keep,
Preserved their joy and kept their doubts at bay.
Faceless legions stood in readiness to weep,
Just turn a coin, bring order to the fray;
And everything is soon no sooner thought than deed,
But no one seemed to question in anyway.
Posted by: model_1066 at January 21, 2010 10:11 AM (IS0Mg)
Posted by: model_1066 at January 21, 2010 10:15 AM (IS0Mg)
Posted by: joncelli at January 21, 2010 10:15 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: John Edwards at January 21, 2010 10:15 AM (YkEce)
Wow. Just when you think he couldn't be any more of a dirt bag, he goes to Haiti on the day he makes this announcement.
What a slimeball. No offense to slimeballs intended...
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 21, 2010 10:15 AM (Be4xl)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 21, 2010 10:15 AM (pZEar)
Uh huh. Is he bringing his personal hair stylist with him? He puts the ooze in loser.
Posted by: Peaches at January 21, 2010 10:18 AM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: The Blech Girl at January 21, 2010 10:19 AM (FjC5u)
Quinn is a barftastic boutique yuppified name for a girl. It should stay a middle or last name, but if you;'re gonna use it for a first name, give it to a boy.
Se also:
Tyler
Chase
Evan
Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2010 10:19 AM (A+6fk)
Why couldn't you come to me like a fuckin' man and tell me I couldn't dance for shit?
Posted by: Rielle Hunter at January 21, 2010 10:20 AM (Vu6sl)
Hey, did you hear that Chuck Schumer is going to hold hearings on SCOTUS' "un-American" ruling that corporations can spend unlimited money on issue ads?
Dude, where's your brain?
Posted by: Truman North at January 21, 2010 10:20 AM (FjC5u)
Posted by: John "Jack" Edwards at January 21, 2010 10:21 AM (A+6fk)
She gets killed in Bret Easton Ellis novels.
She sleeps her way into starring roles, taking up whole seconds of screen-time.
She is... the most interesting floozy in the world.
Posted by: make mine a Dos Equis at January 21, 2010 10:22 AM (9Sbz+)
So, let me see if I have this straight. Elizabeth Edwards is now available, sheÂ’s soon gonna have at least half of John's money and she has cancer?
HmmmmmmmmÂ…Â…Â…
I think I'm in love.....
Posted by: John F. Kerry at January 21, 2010 10:22 AM (wWwJR)
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2010 10:22 AM (OlN4e)
"Daniel Rubin: It was no joke at security gate"
Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 10:23 AM (p302b)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2010 10:23 AM (LLoPe)
Posted by: D_Fitz at January 21, 2010 10:23 AM (nyFP6)
Posted by: joncelli at January 21, 2010 10:23 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 10:24 AM (p302b)
She was born Lisa Druck.
A fill in the blank game:
If it _______s like Lisa Druck...
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 21, 2010 02:20 PM (Be4xl)
Classic! I'll bet it was fun for her going through elementary, junior high and high school with that name.
Hey Druck, ya wanna ______?
Posted by: Rielle Hunter at January 21, 2010 10:24 AM (Vu6sl)
"Impeach. Now. In other news, John Edwards admitted to fathering a child out of wedlock in 2008"
Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 21, 2010 10:24 AM (B5cM9)
You can hold hearings on anything at all. It need not lead to actual legislation and frequently doesn't. Besides, he can't exactly subpoena the Supreme Court.
Posted by: joncelli at January 21, 2010 02:23 PM (RD7QR)"
I think it is hysterically funny how rush calls him "Chuck U Schumer"
Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 10:25 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Zimriel at January 21, 2010 10:26 AM (9Sbz+)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2010 10:27 AM (tWf3S)
Posted by: Crusty at January 21, 2010 10:27 AM (GvSpB)
Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 10:27 AM (p302b)
I wonder if Jesse Jackass is giving John Boy pointers on how to pay off employees and get rid of unwanted offspring.
Typical LIBTARDS.
Posted by: gus at January 21, 2010 10:27 AM (Vqruj)
I've posted this before, but Lisa Druck's father had her horse (a really expensive show horse) killed for the insurance money. Her dad actually set a horse assassain up in business. Disgusting. Rich people were upset that they overpaid for a horse, so they had Tommy Burns kill their horses for the insurance money. I knew some of these people (didn't like them, knew them) in the '80s.
Sports Illustrated did a big piece on the horse killing back in the early '90s. I think the magazine drew the conclusion that Druck's father's protege killed the famous racehorse (although he was pretty old at the time), Alydar, too - the whole thing came out during some of the S&L scandal trials - Alydar's owner was broke and the only real asset he had - Alydar's insurance policy - was not going to be renewed by the insurance company because Alydar was too old (and going sterile).
Echo the above posters - where the hell was the media on this???
Posted by: the other coyote at January 21, 2010 10:28 AM (yK44T)
I think there is more info there than meets the eye. What if they really wanted to send something on a plane and they picked an unwitting passenger who might not even know what they were doing.
Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 10:29 AM (p302b)
#38
Along the way she married a guy with the last name Hunter. After they divorced she kept the last name.
I have no idea why she went from Lisa to Rielle unless it wsa the bad press that dogged her after the horse killing stuff.
Posted by: the other coyote at January 21, 2010 10:31 AM (yK44T)
Hey, did you hear that Chuck Schumer is going to hold hearings on SCOTUS' "un-American" ruling that corporations can spend unlimited money on issue ads?
And what does "Chuck" rhyme with??
There is a conspiracy and I'm going to find the origins on this island.
Now why are all these people standing around asking me for stuff?
Posted by: John Edwards at January 21, 2010 10:31 AM (Be4xl)
Posted by: Mike H at January 21, 2010 10:31 AM (cvvNY)
Posted by: logprof at January 21, 2010 10:32 AM (A+6fk)
Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 21, 2010 10:32 AM (Q/hy1)
Along the way she married a guy with the last name Hunter. After they divorced she kept the last name.
Ah. Thanks.
Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2010 10:33 AM (IHbof)
Posted by: dagny at January 21, 2010 10:34 AM (wS+La)
Posted by: dagny at January 21, 2010 10:35 AM (wS+La)
Sorry for the multiple posts in a row but I've only got a few secs.
Maybe he isn't going to Haiti. Perhaps he misunderstood. John, you are going to H...., and you're gonna hateit
Posted by: dagny at January 21, 2010 10:37 AM (wS+La)
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky Hunter. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you. See you in Haiti.
Posted by: Bill Clinton, er John Edwards at January 21, 2010 10:37 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: mare at January 21, 2010 10:38 AM (X1fsj)
Shoot the Druck! It's Druck season!! Shoot the Druck!!!
Posted by: a confused rielle hunter at January 21, 2010 10:42 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2010 10:42 AM (I/MqP)
1) Board your insured horse at a rented stall.
2)Sneak in un-noticed and sprinkle rat poison around stall in the hay.
3)Wait awhile
4)Find dead horse and cry.
5) Collect insurance on horse
6) Sue stall owners for using rat poison in stalls for bonus money
7) Get a job at another college where no one knows you and act real cool.
I've learned to hate the people I work for.
Posted by: torabora at January 21, 2010 10:43 AM (xX5Fk)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2010 10:43 AM (tWf3S)
Quiet, everyone. I am channeling John Edwards' bastard.
Posted by: papa doc duvalier at January 21, 2010 10:44 AM (2qU2d)
Posted by: Bill Cliton at January 21, 2010 10:45 AM (xX5Fk)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2010 10:45 AM (I/MqP)
Posted by: Monty at January 21, 2010 10:45 AM (4Pleu)
It would seem that he's put them into something of a box.
Fascinating use of the word "whack", sort of a goodfellows reference that is not deserved.
Posted by: curious at January 21, 2010 10:47 AM (p302b)
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2010 10:48 AM (LLoPe)
Oh: John Edwards is going to Haiti.
Yeah, that's what they need.
Oh, hey, now! John Edwards is simply looking for his other missing children.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 21, 2010 10:50 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Monty at January 21, 2010 10:51 AM (4Pleu)
56 Posted by: dagny at January 21, 2010 02:35 PM (wS+La)
NYer's do not like to be embarassed.
I've always been a Yankees fan!
Posted by: Hillary Cliton at January 21, 2010 10:55 AM (xX5Fk)
Posted by: sherlock at January 21, 2010 10:57 AM (FsbnY)
I've always been a Yankees fan!
Posted by: Hillary Cliton at January 21, 2010 02:55 PM (xX5Fk)
Me too! 4ever!
Posted by: Harold Ford at January 21, 2010 10:57 AM (A+6fk)
Never mind that Teleprompter Jesus is the one sending them. Never mind that Haiti asked for help. No, it's instinctive and requires no rational thought whatsoever: "America BAD!"
Thanks, NEA! Thanks, PBS!
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 21, 2010 10:58 AM (hcLgF)
Posted by: rawmuse at January 21, 2010 10:59 AM (1IG1n)
Posted by: Mama AJ at January 21, 2010 11:04 AM (Be4xl)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, er John Edwards at January 21, 2010 11:05 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Paula Abdul at January 21, 2010 11:07 AM (Vu6sl)
Little known fact about Rielle Hunter:
John Edwards was attracted to her silky carpet. True story.
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 21, 2010 11:12 AM (e910j)
Posted by: Dianna at January 21, 2010 11:12 AM (qrFCz)
Cool Fact about Rielle: She is the woman who is holding the mrror in this video.
Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2010 11:23 AM (wWwJR)
Monty
I would live in fear and trembling for what is going to become of the child, given the two loathsome creatures she has as parents.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Look at what is effin' POTUS.
Posted by: maddogg at January 21, 2010 11:26 AM (OlN4e)
Maybe this is what made her so weird. If so, I have little sympathy. I couldn't listen to her New Age babble for more than a couple of minutes without wanting to shove ice picks into my ears though.
Posted by: stace at January 21, 2010 11:34 AM (g/wgk)
Posted by: Monty at January 21, 2010 11:39 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: tmitsss at January 21, 2010 11:42 AM (V4Pya)
BAD IDEA JEANS
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at January 21, 2010 11:50 AM (1bLKF)
Sue the dead back to life?
-------------------
No, but he may channel a few of them and sue the earth for quaking.
Posted by: arhooley at January 21, 2010 12:22 PM (6GjHP)
Posted by: moi at January 21, 2010 12:43 PM (7FgWm)
Cool fact about Rielle: She swallows.
Cool fact about John: He does, too.
Posted by: wiserbud at January 21, 2010 02:43 PM (tWf3S)
Yeah, I know. But don't tell either one I know the other does okay?
Posted by: Fred Baron at January 21, 2010 12:57 PM (Q1lie)
Posted by: 11B40 at January 21, 2010 01:06 PM (nUoGg)
John Edwards is going to Haiti? I hope he's using a condom.
Then again, he's probably looking for a class action suit against the inventor of concrete for allowing all those Haitian houses to fall.
Posted by: Tantor at January 21, 2010 01:09 PM (Ek/Oc)
He just better be polite, or he'll get smacked with a bag of quarters.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 21, 2010 02:30 PM (qaJXL)
Edwards is going to Haiti? Why did the DNC put out a call for more light skinned accentless peeps to be added to their peerage?
Posted by: avidbuff at January 21, 2010 02:41 PM (lCgzs)
John Edwards is going to Haiti.
In Sean Penn's Hurricane Katrina rowboat...
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