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January 19, 2010

Cool Facts About Scott Brown
— Dave in Texas

Aside from turning everything upside down in one month, I'm told by people we have on this, top people, there's a chilled bottle of champange waiting up in his room,

And a single-serving cup of butterscotch pudding next to it.

Room temperature.

More [DrewM.]: The internet finally started to work, so I wanted to at least post something.

Go Balloons! Go Balloons!

BTW-Brown just introduced his lovely daughters and said they are both available.

If anyone can find my post where I predicted Brown would lose by 30% please leave a link. I want to dip my balls in just how wrong I was.

Thanks to Dave in Texas for letting me add a little goofiness.

[Dave]: oh shut up you lug this was your idea!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 06:35 PM | Comments (157)
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1 Scott Brown singlehandedly caused pudding futures to spike 50%

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 06:36 PM (gJL6J)

2 What we're witnessing

is the product of a corrupt media and a dumb, distractable electorate...

Stay classy KosKids

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (37puw)

3 Brian Denehey will not look Scott Brown in the eyes .

Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (a9UO0)

4 victory - tastes like room temp puddin.

Posted by: blogRot at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (0cY0K)

5 And the rest of the quote:

I'm not sure that anything can be done at this point, but one thing I am sure of is that continuing to operate on the premise that the majority of Americans are reasonable, intelligent people who will do the right thing if the facts are presented to them objectively is not going to work. by MHB on Tue Jan 19, 2010 at 06:48:12 PM PST

Posted by: whatmeworry? at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (37puw)

6

Dave, you guys are gonna end up blowing the head gasket on the blog if this keeps up.

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (t72+4)

7 Chuck Norris ain't got nothin' on Scott Brown.

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (GfYt/)

8 Scott Brown caused my nipples to stand at attention.

Posted by: Ginger at January 19, 2010 06:38 PM (1cYtN)

9
Scott Brown's name is a killing word, but only if you're a Democrat.

Posted by: DelD at January 19, 2010 06:39 PM (ZUJyW)

10 Ayla announced to be single! Chicken holocaust!

Posted by: someone at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (njJQD)

11
Top. People.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (RsjrV)

12 A little bubbly and tepid pudding, I'ma bust a nut in this bitch right now!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (Uysm3)

13 Scott Brown makes Steven Segal cry.

Posted by: John Galt at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (Ylv1H)

14 Please, tell me that pudding is un-used.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (F09Uo)

15 Daughters are teh hawt. Wait, I think I said that already.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:40 PM (CCcDq)

16 Did Scott Brown just put his daughters up for sale? "They're available!"

Funny, but you don't want to do too much of that Scott, as a father. . . .

Posted by: Ozwitch at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (iemUZ)

17
The coolest fact is that he has two hot daughters, and the tall brunette one is available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: taylork at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (qIT/g)

18 Arianer (as pronounced) and Ayla are going to kick their dad's ass when they get home. "Both of them are available".....

Seem to be a regular American family.

Posted by: Senator Elect Scott Brown (R!, MA) at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (92zkk)

19 Scott Brown can split atoms with his pick up truck.

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (GfYt/)

20 The coolest fact about Scott Brown? Easy. He's my senator.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (UJIeT)

21
Little known fact:

Scott Brown's cock drives a pick-up truck too.

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (t72+4)

22
If Steve Brown is ever running late...

... well, time just better slow the fuck down.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (RsjrV)

23 Damned sock.

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (92zkk)

24
He's calling out Obama!

I love this guy.

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (Z+qzA)

Cool facts about Scott Brown.

His daughters are bangtastic. Meghan McCain, Meghan Who?

Posted by: Sir Elliot at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (DUNS7)

26 Scott Brown doesn't dip his balls. The Earth rises to meet them.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (pffBj)

27 Scott Brown makes Fred Thompson sit up and take notice.

Posted by: the real joe at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (WjerO)

28 In a previous life, Scott Brown beat the living shit out of Ben Franklin.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (muUqs)

29 Scott Brown makes Steven Segal cry. Fucking mirrors make Steven Segal cry .

Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 06:42 PM (a9UO0)

30 Scott Brown just sent a thrill up my leg!!!

Posted by: Ginger at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (1cYtN)

31 Little known fact: Scott Brown's gaze can cut diamonds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (CCcDq)

32
Steve? tha fuuu.... I'm drunk.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (RsjrV)

33 Ayla is a smoking hottie! I move that all flaming skulls be replaced with pictures of her.

Posted by: taylork at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (qIT/g)

34 Does Vegas have the odds out on which Republican Senator wil be the Judas that breaks the filibuster?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (u1eX7)

35 Our Dark Lord Darth Cheney refers to Scott Brown as "my Apprentice".

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 06:43 PM (sqNBZ)

36 Scott Brown walked onto that stage and every woman within 300 feet ovulated simultaneously.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2010 06:44 PM (Wh0W+)

37 "The coolest fact about Scott Brown? Easy. He's my senator."

Yeah Lopps, and you fought hard to make it happen. Well done, Loppyd, SickinMass, JeffB, and all other Massholes here on AoS.

You've proven once again that when it counts, you Yankee Massholes can make it happen.

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 06:45 PM (92zkk)

38 my 7 yr old just came down while I was watching the speech and said "who's that....james bond?"....LMAO love it!!

Posted by: mtmomma at January 19, 2010 06:45 PM (OycXo)

39 I think the Mrs. S Brown is hammered! Awesome!

Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 06:45 PM (pP0yk)

40 Scott Brown knows how to turn things red.

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (GfYt/)

41 Chuck Norris just called Scott Brown to concede. Ted Kennedy gave birth to twins, Jack and Jim. And we've secretly replaced the DNC's Kool-Aid with whup-ass, let's see what happens.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (Uysm3)

42 He's good Very Good!!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (8zsWd)

43
Scott Brown will be president someday.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 06:46 PM (4aB58)

44 You know Obama will make that 2-on-2 basketball game a teachable moment.

Posted by: Trish at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (yqhkv)

45 You've proven once again that when it counts, you Yankee Massholes can make it happen.

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 10:45 PM (92zkk)

Yankee? Ahem.

It was my pleasure.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (UJIeT)

46

Scott Brown beats up, up to ten and a half times his own body weight in hippies every day.

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (t72+4)

47 Yes! He Can!!!!

Posted by: Ginger at January 19, 2010 06:47 PM (1cYtN)

48 This is an epic speech. It's being watched by EVERYONE.

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (Hv1Cx)

49 Scott Brown is the reason dragons don't exist; they blocked his view once at a Red Sox game.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (3wYSZ)

50 "43
Scott Brown will be president someday.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 10:46 PM (4aB5 "

I think tonight America has hope, there is someone out there willing to fight the machine...

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (p302b)

51 I love this guy!!!

Posted by: Ginger at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (1cYtN)

52 43 - couldn't agree more

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (Uysm3)

53 You know what? What kind of MAN would talk smack about another man driving a pickup truck? A freakin' girly man. A sit down to pee girly man.

Posted by: scottythrust at January 19, 2010 06:48 PM (oBJkk)

54 Scott Brown once said to a glowing old man, "Sarah. Sarah is my sister."

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (sqNBZ)

A Star is Born!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (8zsWd)

56 Scott "Kryptonite" Brown

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (u1eX7)

57 I still can't believe we did this.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

BUT I BELIEVE IT AND I'M CURRENTLY DIPPING MY BALLS ALL OVER THIS AWESOME VICTORY SPEECH.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (GhUHn)

58 Alot of Dems are channeling their inner-ted tonight. GLUG GLUG GLUG......

Posted by: Enron Diego at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (0UXJ6)

59 Brown is the new black.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 06:49 PM (Uysm3)

"Does Vegas have the odds out on which Republican Senator wil be the Judas that breaks the filibuster?"

Yes, 100% its a female senator from Maine.

Posted by: cool breeze at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (hdCWG)

61 Yes, we can! Thank you all you morons who prayed, volunteered, campaigned, rang doorbells, drove people to the polls, voted, donated money and spread the word (even though you didn't live in MA) to educate the people around you how bad this health care reform is and how MA was the last line in the sand. I love all you guys!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (CfmlF)

62 Here comes t trouble and it's spelled BROWN.....woo hoo

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (p302b)

63 He's useing them against themselves.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (8zsWd)

64 Shout out to the military and promise to look out for them.

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (CfmlF)

65
loppyd, thank you for doing so much to help make this man our Senator,

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (Z+qzA)

Start the convoy. I dont' drive a pick up truck but will a Chevy SUV count?

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:50 PM (6tCmr)

67 59 Brown is the new black. Ooh, that is sooo awesome! I love it! For so many different reasons.

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (CfmlF)

68 Scott Brown has slippers made of hippies.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (muUqs)

69 Now, interesting question. He's currently a Lieutenant Colonel in the National Guard, right? So, now that's he's (soon to be) a sitting US Senator, does he have to resign his commission?

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (CbVPH)

70 Our tax dollars should be paying for weapons to destroy them and not lawyers to defend them--awesome!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:51 PM (CfmlF)

71 Jack Bauer is afraid of Scott Brown.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (CCcDq)

72

Dick Cheney shares a knowing wink and a hearty handshake with Scott Brown.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (RsjrV)

73 He is hitting on all the sore points.....and hitting the ball out of the park....or over the goal posts or hitting the three pointers in the basket or the goal in the cage....wow

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (p302b)

How do we channel this energy ????

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (6tCmr)

75 I am so happy for the people of Massachusetts, for the conservative movement in America - and especially for you, my dear loppyd. Well done.

Posted by: mama winger at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (Ue9UN)

76 Aw, his mom is wearing a brown dress!

Good job on this one, Mom.

Posted by: Filly at January 19, 2010 06:52 PM (FDfio)

77 So, now that's he's (soon to be) a sitting US Senator, does he have to resign his commission?

No.

Posted by: mama winger at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (Ue9UN)

78 "We can do better!" 2010

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (8zsWd)

hahahahahaha Yes We Can from the crowd. love it.

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (UJIeT)

80 OK, I'm breaking open a nice cab I got for Christmas! I am sooo happy!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:53 PM (CfmlF)

81

Later on tonight just for shits and giggles, Scott Brown will unzip his pants to take a leak in his toilet and send his cock straight down to hell to give Ted Kennedy a Vicelroy.

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (t72+4)

thank you mama winger....

Posted by: loppyd at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (UJIeT)

83
So what do you guys think of my new Senator,huh?

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (Z+qzA)

84 This guy is on fire!!!!

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (p302b)

85 Ooh, putting all the Dems across the nation on notice--Scott Brown is coming after you!!!@!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (CfmlF)

86 Scott Brown taught Shatner how to shoulder roll at 300 mph and not get rug burn.

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 06:54 PM (sqNBZ)

87 Scott Brown doesn't need cans of Febreze to refresh most types of fabric. He can do it with his mind.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (p9CiG)

88 What can Brown do for you? Save the g-d country, that's what.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 06:55 PM (u1eX7)

89 Oh, and thanks Ace, Drew, Laura, Dave, and all you co-bloggers for your excellent work these last few days. I don't know how I would have done it without you all!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (CfmlF)

90 Egads - AoS is loading and doing fine, but HA is toast.

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (92zkk)

91 So what do you guys think of my new Senator,huh?

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 10:54 PM (Z+qzA)

And I thought Rubio was good.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (8zsWd)

Jack didn't climb a beanstock; Scott Brown just had morning wood.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (3wYSZ)

I never though I'd say this, but

"Thanks, Teddy, for once you did some good."

Posted by: cool breeze at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (hdCWG)

94 .......and I drive a truck......

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:56 PM (p302b)

95
Can we get a run down of who's dipping in what?

Hunts Snack-PackÂ® Chocolate Pudding. But I've got my eye on a Hunts Snack-PackÂ® Strawberry-Orange Gel Snack. Looks all cool and soothing and shit.

Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 06:57 PM (UA4gE)

96 So what do you guys think of my new Senator,huh?

He's dreamy.

Heh. "I know who I am. I'm Scott Brown, and I drive a truck!"

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 06:57 PM (CbVPH)

97 "I'm nobody's senator except yours!!!!!"

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:57 PM (p302b)

98 gee he sounds like an ex-Governator we know

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 19, 2010 06:57 PM (ld5aB)

heh! "I know who I am. I'm Scott Brown, I'm from Rentham and I drive a truck. I'm nobody's senator except yours."

Wow!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 06:57 PM (CfmlF)

100 Go balloons, go balloons! All balloons!

Posted by: Filly at January 19, 2010 06:57 PM (FDfio)

101 @77 - Mamma Winger... thanks. I was wondering.

Posted by: Xoxotl at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (CbVPH)

102 Scott Brown does not win special elections. Special elections win Scott Brown.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (Wh0W+)

103

Blazer, can you make sure that makes it my way?
Oopsie, did I say that aloud??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (lNw1b)

104
Miller lite and slivovitz. Shrinkage!

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (RsjrV)

105 That's one of the best victory speeches I've ever seen. Classy and centered.

Posted by: Filly at January 19, 2010 06:58 PM (FDfio)

106 So with 99% it's Brown 52, and Coakley 47.

What do those of us who projected "5 percent" win?

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 06:59 PM (92zkk)

107 the Miracle from God in Massachusettes....kinda dares you to hope again....

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 06:59 PM (p302b)

108 104
Miller lite and slivovitz. Shrinkage!

Ouch! You can get a rash from that stuff! Don't ask me how I know. I just do.

Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (UA4gE)

109 After surfing the MSM I can confidently say that the Democrats have no clue.

Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 07:00 PM (PD1tk)

110 Geez, I don't know about you guys, but between the wine, the excitement, all the crazy threads, the epic ball/boob dipping, and all the general hub-bub, I'm exhausted! Rush is going to be on absolute fire tomorrow (he was already giddy as a school girl today).

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (CfmlF)

111
...kinda dares you to hope again....

Yes. There may be hope for the Res Publica yet.

Scott Brown doesn't sleep... he waits.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (RsjrV)

112
106 So with 99% it's Brown 52, and Coakley 47.

What do those of us who projected "5 percent" win?

A country headed in the RIGHT direction!

Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (UA4gE)

113 We really could use an Obama-type on our side in the Senate. Filibusters need someone who can speak ad nauseum without saying a damned thing.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (u1eX7)

114 In deference to Scott Brown, the color of shit has changed to blue.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (p9CiG)

115 Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 11:00 PM (PD1tk)

seriously am beginning to think that the talking points supplied by the campaign said "if we don't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist" which is sort of frightening in and of itself.

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 07:01 PM (p302b)

116

Remember a year ago when the hippies were taunting us that Democrats were in power forever? Well, I got a big bowl of shit and a clean spoon for them.

Posted by: Crusty at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (qzgbP)

117 I'm dippin' in herb infused olived oil.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (zxrQh)

118 Brown won unaffiliated voters 73% to 25%--thanks all you Independents! (Normally, you guys just piss me off, but hats off to you all!) Oh that stat is from Rass.

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (CfmlF)

119 Scott Brown created the Milky Way in one go IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 19, 2010 07:02 PM (3wYSZ)

120 Kittehs doing the happy dance too.

Posted by: PA Cat at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (1dinK)

121
I would love to see Obama when he wakes up tomorrow and realizes this wasn't a bad dream.

Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 07:03 PM (UA4gE)

122 Scott Brown doesn't use doors. He just stands there and rooms move out of the way.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 07:04 PM (p9CiG)

123 I am very grateful to all the volunteers and brave, awake voters.

Bonus? Thanks to this election, we now know how truly awesome Cliff Claven is.

Posted by: Filly at January 19, 2010 07:04 PM (FDfio)

124
117 I'm dippin' in herb infused olived oil.

Hippie.

But I love ya!

Posted by: Dang at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (UA4gE)

125 Carl Cameron just said that barney said she lost this by allowing him to make this a personality contest? What?

Posted by: curious at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (p302b)

126

oh poor Norah O'Donnell - no one talked enought about waterboarding and Senator Brown's support thereof!!

ha, ha , ha - i need some smelling salts!

Posted by: tank at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (6tCmr)

127 seriously am beginning to think that the talking points supplied by the campaign said "if we don't acknowledge it, it doesn't exist" which is sort of frightening in and of itself.

Yeah, kind of like the tea parties/ers. Whoops.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 07:05 PM (p9CiG)

128 OT - Delaware/SE Pennsylvania Morons: If you're interested in doing a meet-up in the Wilmington/upstate DE area in the next week or so, email me at pinkertonrk1 AT gmail DOT com.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 07:06 PM (uQe/L)

129 If you were in a fight with Scott Brown and managed to slicce off his arm, you would soon realize that not only would he regrown his arm, but that his arm would grow another Scott Brown. Well, you would realize this if you weren't already dead from thinking bad thoughts about him.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at January 19, 2010 07:07 PM (3wYSZ)

130 Obama's response tomorrow: "Merely a flesh wound"

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (u1eX7)

131 Scott Brown does not support waterboarding. Waterboarding supports Scott Brown.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2010 07:08 PM (Wh0W+)

132 I think Susan Estrich would be a fun ride. She's got the crazy eyes.

Posted by: toby928 at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (PD1tk)

133 "So with 99% it's Brown 52, and Coakley 47.

What do those of us who projected "5 percent" win?

A country headed in the RIGHT direction!"

I'll freakin' take it! And be happy with it!

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 07:09 PM (92zkk)

134 Scott Brown isn't a RINO. Republicans are SBINOs.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (p9CiG)

135 Scott Brown, capable of multiple female orgasms and multiple moonbat conniptions, simultaneously, with his mind. And what...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (Uysm3)

136 Obama's response in November: "You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!"

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at January 19, 2010 07:10 PM (u1eX7)

137 As awful as her voice is, Susan Estrich is a more moderate voice than Bob Beckel. She does have the ability to look from both sides.

Even if she sounds like that woman who used to have the hand puppets......

Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (92zkk)

138 At first I thought she was a Tranny!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 07:12 PM (CfmlF)

139 You just know BO is outside the WH, in his organic garden, baying at the moon.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 07:13 PM (Uysm3)

140

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 19, 2010 11:06 PM (uQe/L)

Aww, if I still lived there, I'd so be there!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 07:14 PM (CfmlF)

141 Oh, and Hoss, if you guys were meeting at DiNardo's I'd be there in a heartbeat! (Are they still there?) I love me some MD softshells!

Posted by: runningrn at January 19, 2010 07:16 PM (CfmlF)

142 Scott Brown can get elected in Massachusetts, running as a Republican.

Too far?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (p9CiG)

143

Cool fact about Scott Brown? His speech gave me a spontaneous orgasm.

Posted by: di butler/murderous bitch at January 19, 2010 07:18 PM (S3xX1)

144

Scott Brown would never have been accused of acting stupidly. They would have never found the body.

Posted by: Blazer at January 19, 2010 07:19 PM (t72+4)

145 Cool Facts about Scott Brown:

He won the Kennedy Compound (Hyannis) running as an R.

He took the Democrats on a Nantucket Sleigh-ride.

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 07:22 PM (zbH+i)

146 "I said fire a warning shot across their bow, not up their nose!"

Scott Brown has trouble taking directions from Dark Helmet.

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 07:24 PM (zbH+i)

147 I'm gonna enter that book contest this year, you know the one with worst, most unbelievable first paragraph. It'll start out with, "Picture it, January 2010. It was a cold, blustery winter's day. Special mid-term election. In Massachusett(e)s. Final outcome: a Republican was voted in to replace a Kennedy. And cats started living with dogs." Well...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 07:32 PM (Uysm3)

148 Scott Brown made Chocolate Jesus cry. Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at January 19, 2010 07:38 PM (Aauui)

149 I want a piece of Dick Durbin. I have SEVERAL ideas on how to beat the POS. Somebody contact me, and I will tell you how...it all starts on an island in the Mississippi...

Posted by: TheThiman at January 19, 2010 08:03 PM (gzeHP)

150 This. Is. Massachusett(e)s!!!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at January 19, 2010 08:04 PM (Uysm3)

151 Mr. Brown you've got some lovely daughters...

Posted by: Herman at January 19, 2010 08:05 PM (Kpl4X)

152 1) Hot daughters. 2) Hot daughters.....................

Posted by: Federale at January 19, 2010 08:06 PM (9gRn0)

153 "If anyone can find my post where I predicted Brown would lose by 30% please leave a link. I want to dip my balls in just how wrong I was."

It was the one with the JFK morphing into Scott Brown tax-cutting ad. To be fair, you didn't say 30%. It was: "It's so clever that he may only get his ass kicked by 39% instead of 40%"

Posted by: Starshatterer at January 19, 2010 08:31 PM (I+do3)

154 Thank you for finding the link..... and somewhere right below I posted that Scott was going to win and I would make you a big fat bet.

But it is okay I went to intrade and made it there and made a killin'

Posted by: Riki at January 20, 2010 04:16 AM (T3CFO)

155 Wow! First, and only!

Posted by: SaTx at January 20, 2010 06:38 AM (1gH88)

156 Well, now I'm red faced.The comments didn't show up until after I posted, duuhhhrrr!

Posted by: SaTx at January 20, 2010 06:59 AM (1gH88)

157 Bring Obama his brown pants.

Posted by: GamerFromJump at January 21, 2010 10:57 AM (LYdrC)

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