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June 04, 2010

Cool Sci-Fi Stuff: Possible Life on Titan; Ruined City of Battleship Island
— Ace

Do aliens live on Saturn's earth-ish moon Titan?

The spectacular decay of the abandoned city of Battleship Island, once the most densely populated urban area in the world, now a crumbling ruin.

I never heard of that before. All I can do is wonder why Hollywood doesn't make a lot of post-apocalytpic B-movies and cut down on expenses by just photographing the city as it is actually is, no special effects or set-dressing required.

I guess the answer is: Because most of the buildings there look like they're one 3-on-the-Richter-scale foot-tickler from toppling over.

Thanks to ArthurK (who posted the Titan item in the sidebar) and EdwardR.

And... "The Expendables," a movie which actually doesn't look all that interesting -- except I need to see The Expendables to appreciate The Making of The Expendables featurette that'll be on the DVD, which should be really interesting.

Thanks to rdbrewer for that.

Now It Can Be Revealed: Everyone in TV shows and movies reads the exact same edition of the exact same newspaper.

EdwardR. suggests a RedEye "Pinch" joke... but I can't think of one.

Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM | Comments (174)
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1 I hate the Titans. Most worthless fighting force evar next to the French..

Oh wait, you mean Saturn's moon?

Anyway, I'd like to see some of these supposed microbes. Since we don't know all the processes going on on Titan's surface, there's other possible explainations for the lack of acetylene on Titan's surface.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 04:39 PM (c0A3e)

2 Go check the original article. It's "Jakie" Knotts. He goes by a cute diminutive.

Â“This is Jakie Knotts trying to let the people know,Â” he said about his motivations for leveling the inflammatory charges against a minority Republican frontrunner for governor just days before the June 8 primary elections. He says heÂ’s called her a raghead before.

How's that for yummy? A big, fat, old, southern racist named "Jakie."

Posted by: Llarry at June 04, 2010 04:40 PM (vW888)

3 ArthurK is right, we need to start checking people's backs. And if we send astronauts there, we need to regard anything they transmit back with suspicion.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2010 04:41 PM (eNxMU)

4 You mean they didn't use Battleship Island in any Godzilla or Mothra movies? They were made for each other.

Posted by: 141 Driver at June 04, 2010 04:42 PM (DXa7u)

5 Wouldn't Battleship Island be a perfect place to put hobos and then have people pay to come in and hunt them down?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 04:45 PM (c0A3e)

6 Aliens on Titan? No problem, before landing, just nuke the site from orbit to be sure.

Posted by: The Ugly Stick at June 04, 2010 04:48 PM (9Lm5R)

7 Damned alien parasite sock.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2010 04:49 PM (9Lm5R)

8

Holy shit, is this for real? Stallone, Statham, Rourke, Willis and Schwarzenegger in the same movie?

I think I just creamed a little in my BVD's

Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 04:56 PM (t72+4)

9 They probably have Freihofer's corn toasties on Titan. The frack if you could get them here.

Posted by: sTevo at June 04, 2010 04:57 PM (zIUsq)

10 Great Afghanistan shots. Sadly, the site is a porn site. Or maybe not sadly, just inappropriately.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at June 04, 2010 04:58 PM (hyP1j)

11 Yes Blazer, and you forgot Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li! The plot seems a bit boring when I read about it on IMDB, but I don't care, I'm going just to see all those guys in one movie, I can imagine there's going to be some serious ass kicking going on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 04:59 PM (RZ8pf)

Also that deserted and ruined city is totally awesome. It is just like the people all disappeared one day leaving their things behind. OK, maybe that isn't awesome, maybe that's scary...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 05:00 PM (RZ8pf)

13 Ot: I'm in a hotel flipping thru channels... And fucking Keith olberman is reading aloud from a book while sitting in a leather chair... Can someone plz explain why he is reading a story about sexual disfunction and fear of machines??

Posted by: Sir elliot at June 04, 2010 05:00 PM (8PWh0)

14 12Also that deserted and ruined city is totally awesome. It is just like the people all disappeared one day leaving their things behind. OK, maybe that isn't awesome, maybe that's scary...

Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 05:01 PM (c0A3e)

15 You know who lives on Battleship Island, in my mind? Cannibal Mutants.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 04, 2010 05:04 PM (wd0Iq)

16 18 Battleship Island = Detroit in about ten two years.

FIFY. And maybe I'm being generous.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 05:06 PM (c0A3e)

17 @16: Cannibalistic, Humanoid, Underground Dwellers, even.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at June 04, 2010 05:07 PM (hyP1j)

Aliens on Titans?

We're going to have to build one hell of a fence.

Posted by: Aaron at June 04, 2010 05:07 PM (XUIJ5)

19 21Aliens on Titans?

Good thing the Titans suck.

Aliens? Not as much.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 05:08 PM (c0A3e)

20
Kewl! A new pr0n site, getting kinda tired of phun.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 05:10 PM (gkXkW)

21 Obama-McCartney "Let it be"

Posted by: dfgdfgdfg at June 04, 2010 05:13 PM (jHNjB)

22 It's kind of amazing nobody has turned Battleship Island into the ultimate paintball arena.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 05:14 PM (TZJPP)

In four billion years' time, when the Sun swells into a red giant, it could be paradise on Titan.

Yeah unless you're a smoker, then not so much.

Posted by: robtr at June 04, 2010 05:14 PM (fwSHf)

24
I have my sequel to Avatar already written, thanks for that.

Let me guess- evil petroleum company mines Titan, slays the peaceful, peaceloving pacifist natives with their evil oil company greed - am I warm?

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 05:14 PM (gkXkW)

25 Battleship Island creeps me the fuck out. So does Varosha, Cyprus.

In a very end-of-the-world-is-extremely-fucking-nigh kind of way.

Posted by: Phinn at June 04, 2010 05:14 PM (GiUTT)

26 18 Battleship Island = Detroit in about ten years. I doubt Detroit will improve that much in ten years.

Posted by: Aaron at June 04, 2010 05:16 PM (XUIJ5)

27 Shame about the porn, dude. Breast are big nonos. Very big, round, delightful nonos. Soft too.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 05:16 PM (wOtDN)

28 27

In four billion years' time, when the Sun swells into a red giant, it could be paradise on Titan.

Hated that novel.

Posted by: Aaron at June 04, 2010 05:17 PM (XUIJ5)

29 Battleship Island: Five miles past the Last Place on Earth.

Posted by: Aaron at June 04, 2010 05:20 PM (XUIJ5)

30

Battleship Island = Detroit in about ten years ago

FIFY

Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 05:22 PM (t72+4)

Titan ? That's where the mad Thanos is from !

RUN !!!!!!1!!

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:22 PM (dCjum)

32 Battleship Island: Where the living envy the dead... if there were anything living.

Posted by: Aaron at June 04, 2010 05:23 PM (XUIJ5)

33 36

Titan ? That's where the mad Thanos is from !

RUN !!!!!!1!!

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 09:22 PM (dCjum)

Don't worry, Saturn Girl will save us.

Posted by: Aaron at June 04, 2010 05:24 PM (XUIJ5)

34 Battleship Island looks kinda nice, actually. I mean, so long as there weren't any other humans there.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 05:28 PM (wOtDN)

35 26 It's kind of amazing nobody has turned Battleship Island into the ultimate paintball arena.

Great idea Trimegistus :-)

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:28 PM (dCjum)

36 #40 I'd prefer arenas where you could fight hobos to the death.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 05:30 PM (c0A3e)

37 "sort of porn-ish" i.e. "Collage o' Vagina"

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 04, 2010 05:33 PM (wd0Iq)

38 Those ghost cities are cool. Wouldn't mind visiting. I like the space city one. It's rumored to be curse, I think. Cool place to have a party and tell ghost stories.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2010 05:37 PM (eyjmD)

39 42 "sort of porn-ish" i.e. "Collage o' Vagina" Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 04, 2010 09:33 PM (wd0Iq) If their logo doesn't give away the true purpose of the site, I don't know what they're supposed to do to warn people.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 05:37 PM (wOtDN)

40 Ace, please don't point me toward a "sort of" porn site when my wife is out of town.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 04, 2010 05:39 PM (b+X6h)

41 Is this the ONT, with ace putting together a popery on non-news topics?

Posted by: fluffy wants to know at June 04, 2010 05:41 PM (4Kl5M)

I wonder if anyone gives tours of the island.

Hey ! They could do a sequel of LOST there !

(nah)

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:44 PM (dCjum)

43 46 Is this the ONT, with ace putting together a popery on non-news topics? Posted by: fluffy wants to know at June 04, 2010 09:41 PM (4Kl5M) the first rule of the ONT is . . . no, it's too stupid for even me to say.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 05:44 PM (wOtDN)

44 Maybe it's just my cranky computer, but my antivirus software just shut down IE because the the "sort-of porn" site. Something about back door trojans. Even the warning sounded NSFW.

Posted by: Steve H at June 04, 2010 05:44 PM (Ix6H9)

except I need to see The Expendables to appreciate The Making of The Expendables featurette that'll be on the DVD, which should be really interesting.

Heh. Yeah. I just noticed the cast. Now that I look at the apparant story, it's a little lame. But I'll watch it for the cast.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2010 05:45 PM (eyjmD)

46 the first rule of the ONT is there's rules?

Posted by: fluffy might be stupid at June 04, 2010 05:45 PM (4Kl5M)

The Expendables really looks like a throwback action movie. Explosions, gun, really thin plot, clear bad guys that must be killed, and a whole bunch of snarky one liners.

In other words it could be the best movie Hollywood has put out in years that isn't based on a comic book.

Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 05:46 PM (oVQFe)

38 36

Thanos: "Hi, I'm a Marvel."

Saturn Girl: "And I'm a DC."

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:47 PM (dCjum)

The Expendables really looks like a throwback action movie. Explosions, gun, really thin plot, clear bad guys that must be killed, and a whole bunch of snarky one liners.

Heh. 80's guys who can't leave the 80's behind.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2010 05:47 PM (eyjmD)

50 I wish there would have been a map --I have no idea where "Battleship Island" is, or why they seemed to be mining coal from the sea.

Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 05:47 PM (Mmw0q)

51 this is stupid like all american. your all fatass cheezwiz eat fatass

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 05:47 PM (LtV60)

52 LP, go to Google Earth.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2010 05:47 PM (eyjmD)

53 45 Ace, please don't point me toward a "sort of" porn site when my wife is out of town

I recommend a walk through a garden of bluebells.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan, Master Gardener at June 04, 2010 05:48 PM (Kn9r7)

54 52

In other words it could be the best movie Hollywood has put out in years that isn't based on a comic book.

Is that possible ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:49 PM (dCjum)

55 Did bilal just issue a fatwa or something?

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 05:49 PM (Kn9r7)

56 Thanks for the comment, bilal.

Now go play in traffic.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 05:50 PM (c0A3e)

57 60 Did bilal just issue a fatwa or something? Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 09:49 PM (Kn9r7) I have no idea what that is, I thought it was just some random Moron being funny at first, but . . . well I guess not actually being funny wouldn't count against him in that case, but still, I dunno.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 05:51 PM (wOtDN)

58 51 there's rules?

Evidently, but rules are made to be broken.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:52 PM (dCjum)

59
Did bilal just issue a fatwa or something?

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 09:49 PM (Kn9r7)

Yea, but it was a fried in in fat-wa. Turns out, Allah is a big fan of barbecued pork rinds.

Inshallah.

Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 05:52 PM (t72+4)

60 I'm looking forward to The Expendable. I'm thinking of it as a tribute to 80s action and will set my expectations accordingly. Honestly, I just want to see that cast blow things up.

Posted by: brak at June 04, 2010 05:52 PM (W5NBA)

Seven more minutes until the weekend !

I can almost taste the beer already :-)

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:53 PM (dCjum)

62 @62
I see he was crapping on the Helen Thomas thread.
He really needs some more material. Perhaps he can borrow some from his fatass burqa wearing momma.

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 05:53 PM (Kn9r7)

63 Maybe bilal is Allapundit getting "revenge" on AoS for kilgore's thread shitting? None of it actually makes sense.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 05:54 PM (wOtDN)

64 I don't even eat Cheez Whiz.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 04, 2010 05:55 PM (wd0Iq)

65 @68 None of it actually makes sense.

I picture a pimply 16 year old wanna be suicide bomber who learned his English from a bootleg copy of Fletch.

"Did you bring me my Cheese Whiz, boy?"

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 05:56 PM (Kn9r7)

66 @70
Shit, I meant Blues Brothers.

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 05:56 PM (Kn9r7)

67 Bilal , because you are so crude i will not share my cheezewiz nor my tata pics with you.

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 05:56 PM (HyUIR)

68 Allahpundit wouldn't be so weird.

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 05:57 PM (HyUIR)

69 69 Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:58 PM (dCjum)

you go suck your fat asses on dough batter

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 05:58 PM (eyjmD)

71 @72
Knowing how deeply offended our Islamofacist pals are by lady-bits (preferring the venerable goat-bits or the occasional doggy-bits), I think we may have to oblige at some point.

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 05:58 PM (Kn9r7)

Bilal sounds like Labia backwards. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 05:59 PM (rurh0)

73 73 Allahpundit wouldn't be so weird.

You sure 'bout that?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 05:59 PM (c0A3e)

74 70 71 Are you related to Saturn Girl ? You read my mind.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 05:59 PM (dCjum)

75 @79
yeah, but I blew the joke.
Sort of like how bilal blows his neighbor's camel.

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 06:00 PM (Kn9r7)

Heading home for the weekend !

L8R m&ms !

:-)

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 04, 2010 06:00 PM (dCjum)

77 75you go suck your fat asses on dough batter

With relish!

Posted by: Michelle Obama. at June 04, 2010 06:00 PM (c0A3e)

78 Labia boy can't be for real. You can't be that stupid and not forget to breath. Nice sock, even for a troll.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:00 PM (rurh0)

79 see ya, Noah! Have fun!

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 06:01 PM (c0A3e)

80 no ka'kat for him

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 06:01 PM (HyUIR)

81 Well, LtV60 was real, I believe. He's on the Helen Thomas thread. But that last one... I dunno.

His material is so weak, it's easy to imitate.

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 06:02 PM (Kn9r7)

Those ruins would be perfect for a movie based on Stephen King's, The Dark Tower.

What's the name of the ruined city in that? Lud?

Posted by: Warden at June 04, 2010 06:02 PM (QoR4a)

ur ate so much cheezwiz on chips and burger ur turned fatass and and stupid. fatass chezwiz americoins

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:02 PM (LtV60)

84 L8R m&ms !

Enjoy!!!

Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 06:03 PM (Kn9r7)

85 Kratos, well. no, but isn't Allh in his 30s at a minumum?

Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 06:03 PM (HyUIR)

you go suck your fat asses on dough batter

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 09:58 PM (eyjmD)

I really like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter if you happen to have one, kind sir.

g'day.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at June 04, 2010 06:04 PM (t72+4)

87 Y-not eat americans big dicks pig

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:04 PM (eyjmD)

88 i use chezwiz fer kill taste eff dog scrotum

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:04 PM (Kn9r7)

89 ur eat cheezze out of a can! haha stupid fatass.

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:04 PM (LtV60)

90 You're just jealous.

Posted by: Y-not's husband at June 04, 2010 06:05 PM (Kn9r7)

91
52 The Expendables really looks like a throwback action movie. Explosions, gun, really thin plot, clear bad guys that must be killed, and a whole bunch of snarky one liners.

In other words it could be the best movie Hollywood has put out in years that isn't based on a comic book...

Until they get to the part where the bad guy's guns came from the Boosh Administration

Posted by: Beto at June 04, 2010 06:06 PM (H+LJc)

92 hey that is not me saying those things. you are saying things and say i say them! i caught you that is why i am smarter and ur fattass chezwiz american fattass stupid,

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:06 PM (LtV60)

Honestly, I just want to see that cast blow things up.

That's exactly why I want to see it too!

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:06 PM (RZ8pf)

94 fat love each other have fun on fat island fat asses

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:06 PM (eyjmD)

95 you all suck cheese whiz and the camel bows at sunset !!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!

Posted by: Billy errr bihal at June 04, 2010 06:07 PM (RgO/G)

96 Will that be Michael Rittnehouse's last post of the evening?

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 06:07 PM (CPefM)

97 no no do not do that.

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:08 PM (LtV60)

98 Cheez-whiz? Bullshit!! I want cookies!!!1!11!

Posted by: fluffy at June 04, 2010 06:08 PM (4Kl5M)

99 my ass looks like the cheezwiz

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:09 PM (H+LJc)

100

no no do not do that.

That's what your pet goat said

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:09 PM (RZ8pf)

101 see that is not me. ur stupid i caught you! ur fatass stupid cheezwiz eat bigarses!

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:11 PM (LtV60)

102 yo mock islam i fatwa you ugly usa head chezwiz?

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:11 PM (wOtDN)

103 i am bilal the stupid my mother came from the chesewhiz

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:12 PM (H+LJc)

104 I am fucking a goat now

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:12 PM (fwSHf)

105 fartarse cheezwiz eater american! fartty bigarse stupid bastard!

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:12 PM (LtV60)

106 ur stupid i caught you! ur fatass stupid Eeny, meeny, miney mo Catch a camel by the toe

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:13 PM (4Kl5M)

107

chezwhiz can feeds mah whole famery for year you fat amurican chezzywhiz eaterz.

Posted by: birar at June 04, 2010 06:13 PM (t72+4)

108 is it possible that bilal was one of obama's gaza phone bankers?

Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 06:13 PM (AJreE)

109 when i nursed from my mom her tits were full of cheezewiz

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:14 PM (fwSHf)

110 ur stupid american fartarse bastard. ur all eat cheezwiz till ur so fat ur use a scooter to order burgers at drive through.

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:14 PM (LtV60)

111 how do the bilal piple catching the chiz whiz in they mouth

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:14 PM (H+LJc)

112 This bilal can really type. I can't keep up!

Posted by: Evelyn Wood at June 04, 2010 06:14 PM (4Kl5M)

113 Hmmm, cheap beer, club crackers and cheese whiz -- my wife is not going to be happy when she sees this in the morning.

Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 06:15 PM (CPefM)

114 Holy shit that movie looks intense.

Posted by: Berserker at June 04, 2010 06:15 PM (gWHrG)

115 fartty bigarse stupid bastard!

Watch it. That's dangerously close to sedition.

Posted by: Gilded Sasquatch at June 04, 2010 06:15 PM (QO9Fb)

116 my dad was a goat

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:15 PM (fwSHf)

117 fat twinkie eat teh dicks. filet o feesh. go sex urselves on chezwiz assfat americwons

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:15 PM (wd0Iq)

118 So bilal and this super cute goat are down at the make-out spot in bilal's wooden cart. And just as the petting start to get heavy the goat stops him and says, "I'm sorry, but I'm not a virgin." So bilal blows himself up and gets 72 virgin goats instead. The end.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:16 PM (wOtDN)

119 chezwiz is for fat asses americans in the ass

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:16 PM (eyjmD)

120 yeah! ur stupid arse fart big arse chezwiz eat bastard fatass! stop eat the chezwiz you arsefart! ur so fat!

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:16 PM (LtV60)

121 All your fat ass is can be should be is actually mine!

Posted by: Billy errr bibal at June 04, 2010 06:16 PM (RgO/G)

122 doubleyou. tee .eff.

Posted by: 48%er at June 04, 2010 06:16 PM (OThQg)

123 Speaking of cheese whiz, does anyone know why the "this is why you're fat" blog is gone?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:17 PM (RZ8pf)

124 my face looks like two bags of cheezwhiz

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:17 PM (H+LJc)

125 118 This bilal can really type. I can't keep up! Posted by: Evelyn Wood at June 04, 2010 10:14 PM (4Kl5M) And he switches IPs like a motherfucker. A literal motherfucker, honestly. Probably a fatherfucker, too.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:17 PM (wOtDN)

126 does anyone else want to see "inception" but can't deal with ladyboy dicaprio?

Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 06:17 PM (AJreE)

127

i put chezwizz in ass taste good

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:17 PM (eyjmD)

128 bilal funny make the cheeze whiz out of the nose

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2010 06:18 PM (QVpWo)

129 And he switches IPs like a motherfucker. A literal motherfucker, honestly. Probably a fatherfucker, too.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 10:17 PM (wOtDN)

I'm a goatfucker you cheezwiz!

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:18 PM (fwSHf)

130 stupid bastard fart american! stop eating cheezwiz ur to fat boomba boomba!

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:18 PM (LtV60)

131 since my wonderful city considers cheezewhiz to be a delicacy, my guess is this dude's a disgruntled blackhawks fan

Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 06:19 PM (AJreE)

132

Bilal,

When I called Norton with a virus weren't you the guy that helped me?

BTW just because Cheese Wiz comes from a can doesn't me you have to put it up yours, shit for brains.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:19 PM (rurh0)

133 i like fat boomba boomba put tete in there

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:19 PM (eyjmD)

134 cheezewhiz truck americin sexing my mother with pepper cheezwhiz

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:19 PM (H+LJc)

135 sick sick sick americans put ing cheeze in can's! stupid

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:20 PM (LtV60)

136 bilal Arafat monkey sexy

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2010 06:21 PM (QVpWo)

137 pubes in cheezwiz u would eat. u ahr fat. u watch the star warz on fat island

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:21 PM (wd0Iq)

138 that's not me that is other ppl says they are me.

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:21 PM (LtV60)

139

sick sick sick americans put ing cheeze in can's! stupid

Oh, bilal's French.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2010 06:21 PM (eyjmD)

140 141 sick sick sick americans put ing cheeze in can's! stupid Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 10:20 PM (LtV60) LOOOOOOOOOOOOL and on that note, I'm a "glass is in desperate need of more gin" kinda guy.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:22 PM (wOtDN)

141 we am be bilal from cheezwhiz mother

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:22 PM (H+LJc)

142 Bilal, you know what cheese wiz is good on? Pork rinds, really try it.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:23 PM (rurh0)

143 I am not impress

Posted by: The Iron Shiek at June 04, 2010 06:24 PM (yQWNf)

144 bilal Wookie fatass contest tie

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2010 06:24 PM (QVpWo)

145

why you make other countrys fat and stupid bastard with ur big mac and cheezwiz? we dont want big mac chips coke or cheezwiz fart arse!

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:24 PM (LtV60)

146 Bilal, I know goat sex is ok in your religion. How about pig sex?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:24 PM (rurh0)

147

dumbass sock off

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 04, 2010 06:25 PM (RgO/G)

148 take ur mickdonalds and ur happy meals in ur own country fattases.

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:25 PM (LtV60)

149 Perhaps if bilal painted his genitals with cheezewhiz and dangled them through the hog fence he would understand why cheese in a can is such a luxury

Posted by: Beto at June 04, 2010 06:26 PM (H+LJc)

150 I hope folks recall that bilal is a put-on.

Posted by: eman at June 04, 2010 06:26 PM (QVpWo)

151 u says that becos ur a fart arse SVU driving stupid bastard what eats cheezze in a can/

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:27 PM (LtV60)

152 Well, plenty of bilal socks were put on

Posted by: Beto at June 04, 2010 06:27 PM (H+LJc)

153 But a thread-shitting put-on, regardless. I hope the banhammer is not staying hidden tonight.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:27 PM (wOtDN)

154 you go sucky chez whizzes knocker fart

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (eyjmD)

155 Labia, in our country, we wrap little hotdogs(pork) in a biscuit and call it pigs in a blanket. I could hook you up with a franchise to sell them in the repressed shithole you hail from. You could call them pigs in a burqa.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (rurh0)

156 UR use up all are oil in UR SUV

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (LtV60)

157 So back to regular programming. What's new folks. Has Ace posted the ONT for a change?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (rurh0)

158 IR use up all are oil in IR TYVM, TTYL, DILLIGAF?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (wOtDN)

159 Just checked the home page. Guess not. Adios Bilal.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:33 PM (rurh0)

160 163 So back to regular programming. What's new folks. Has Ace posted the ONT for a change? Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 10:32 PM (rurh0) Look up!

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:33 PM (wOtDN)

161 Those aren't aliens on Titan. They're Neumann machines, replicating and building up their numbers before they descend on the worlds of the inner solar system...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 04, 2010 06:37 PM (5kyBX)

162 WARNING re: Afghan pictures. The site tried to download some sort of software (spybot probably) when I accessed it. Luckily, my virus software detected it and stopped. May not want to go there.

Posted by: JPowell at June 04, 2010 06:51 PM (G1AXB)

163 "sort of porn-ish"
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Careful active menace detected on the link

Posted by: jb at June 04, 2010 07:19 PM (9sk9S)

164 ur so stupid, come over here and fillz me with cheez wihiz

Posted by: bilal's mom's vagina at June 04, 2010 07:20 PM (66DVY)

165 Battleship island. The island is on top of a coal mine. That's why they were there. Ran out of coal, everybody left. It was featured on an episode of the first season of Life After People. Amazingly, all that ruin and devastation was caused simply the exposure of the steel reinforced concrete to the salt air (and the occasional typhoon). Well made concrete can last millenia but steel reinforced concrete needs constant maintenance or water gets in, rusts the steel, the rusting steel expands to 6 times it's size and cracks open the concrete. Also, parts of Detroit were on another episode of "Life after People".

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 04, 2010 07:27 PM (CjCN0)

166 I didn't get through the whole site of abandoned places, since there's a lot on there, but this photographer has some pretty cool pictures of Chernobyl.

http://tinyurl.com/yw7h9

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 04, 2010 07:37 PM (5aVkt)

167 bilal reads like Helen Thomas.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2010 08:00 PM (eyjmD)

168 More on Detroit. Recently saw a BBC doc "Requiem for Detroit". Lot of film of the ruins. Also a history of Detroit and how it came to this sad state. What happened? Why those rotten auto companies refused to pay more and more taxes! I'm serious - that the root cause according to that doc. Otherwise, the doc is entertaining viewing. Lots of ruins, great soundtrack (the motown sound!)

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 04, 2010 08:13 PM (CjCN0)

169 IP = 78.110.8.18

Posted by: spammer at June 04, 2010 09:40 PM (WFYoY)

170 IP = 113.109.186.82

Posted by: spammer at June 04, 2010 10:42 PM (TDCtB)

171 IP = 222.77.238.238

Posted by: spammer at June 04, 2010 11:51 PM (RXIjI)

172 157 u says that becos ur a fart arse SVU driving stupid bastard what eats cheezze in a can/

Posted by: bilal at June 04, 2010 10:27 PM (LtV60)

I don't understand. Are you tired? Are you hungry? Is it nap time? Is it pants time?

Use your words!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 05, 2010 12:15 AM (bxiXv)

173 The Afghan picture link destroyed what was left of my computer. It was on it's last legs already, but now it's totally unusable. I had to set up our old back up to post this.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at June 06, 2010 04:56 AM (k2Rnj)

174 At QS Machinery, our engineers team always work closely with you, from a idea to finished products, so We can provide Quality Steel Casting, lost wax casting, precision casting and downhole cable protector and so on.

Posted by: precision casting at August 23, 2010 12:17 AM (6FVfl)

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