November 23, 2010

Dancing With the Stars Results (Ben)
— Open Blogger

Update Jennifer Grey won.

Bumped The show is on now

CDR-M suggested I add this too.

Original Post

The day of reckoning is now upon us.

Tonight we find out if Bristol Palin wins or if America truly is in an irreversible economic, moral, and societal decline.

Did you do you part and vote? Joe Miller did. Forty times, and on work computers to boot. Now we find out if the hard work paid off!

Use the comments section to celebrate, commisurate, or ________. It's really up to you.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:20 PM | Comments (402)
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1 Go Bristol!

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 23, 2010 04:11 PM (RKpGM)

2 What is this
Dancing With the Starsof which you speak?

Posted by: Barbarian at November 23, 2010 04:11 PM (EL+OC)

3 I hope she wins, just for sport.

Posted by: madamex at November 23, 2010 04:11 PM (jChrK)

4 Use the comments section to celebrate, commisurate, or ________. It's really up to you. I prefer to ________ with a ________ on my ________. No ewoks will be injured.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 23, 2010 04:13 PM (o83lk)

5 I hope she wins because I hate televisions.

Posted by: level-headed Wisconsin resident at November 23, 2010 04:13 PM (SwkdU)

6 When Ace returns, will there be a dance off between the Million Monkeys to see who gets the cob-logger gig? 

Or will he just drop a broken off a pool cue on the floor and wait for a survivor?

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 04:14 PM (S5YRY)

7 I hope she wins just to piss off the lefties, hilarity and an insight into their dark little innards. I refrain from using "souls" because they sold theirs.

Posted by: Mr LaRue to you at November 23, 2010 04:14 PM (Fr8N6)

8 please, "fourty" should be "forty" sorry to be a SpellBitch

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 23, 2010 04:14 PM (SB0V2)

9 Football!  Temple @ Miami  of Ohio.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 04:15 PM (S5YRY)

10 My parents are fanatical watchers of the show and from what they told me apparently they added more dances then usual to the finals and the judges will now get to decide... hmm convenient time to change the rules.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 23, 2010 04:15 PM (R8S84)

11 Actually, if Bristol's mother were a liberal, she would get an avalanche of votes from the four largest cemeteries in Chicago alone.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 23, 2010 04:15 PM (/WLDq)

12 fourty" should be "forty

Please.  Next you'll be complaining about Onety, Twoty, Threety and burocrat.

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 04:17 PM (gMe9c)

13 Bristol Palin has already won. She's been living rent free in the Progressive heads for weeks. Now she's just thrashing furniture and breaking glass.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 23, 2010 04:17 PM (swuwV)

14 I really could care less but I just love how it drives the libs crazy.

Posted by: madtechie at November 23, 2010 04:17 PM (5vrLJ)

15 Who can begrudge Jennifer Gray? Ferris's long suffering sister and baby-in-the-corner? She can dance up a storm - professionals can do that you know. Bristol has already won. I am sure that no one in the production meeting putting together the contestants thought for one second that she would last this long - probably thrown in there as a joke and an anti-Sarah one at that. She proved them wrong. She has two left feet, but she is not the mindless whore the left would have you believe. I'd be proud of her if she were my daughter.

Posted by: turfmann, agrostologist of the apocalypse at November 23, 2010 04:19 PM (oDfFU)

16 Don't the Brits spell it fourty?

Posted by: jewells45 at November 23, 2010 04:19 PM (Z71Vg)

17 10: Well I don't watch the show but when I went online yesterday my impression was that they have always removed public vote for who wins of the final 2 pairs. So who was removed last night?

Posted by: PaleRider at November 23, 2010 04:20 PM (dkExz)

18 Must buy a new handbag. And a new watch.

Where did that come from?

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 23, 2010 04:20 PM (ZXnUe)

19 @17 That's not a post, that's a fucking shopping center.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 23, 2010 04:20 PM (/WLDq)

20 What channel is it on? I might tune in.  Really wishing Jennifer Grey wins but I'll be okay if Bristol wins it.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 23, 2010 04:21 PM (Z71Vg)

21 Does anyone know where I can buy a cheap watch?

Posted by: Waiting at November 23, 2010 04:21 PM (YLqOu)

22

When Ace returns, will there be a dance off between the Million Monkeys to see who gets the cob-logger gig? 

Or will he just drop a broken off a pool cue on the floor and wait for a survivor?

unfortunately it involves a pool cue, but not in the way you think.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:21 PM (DKV43)

23 Don't the Brits spell it fourty?

Are we counting them on as experts in the english language now?  They spell tire "tyre" for christ-sake.

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 04:22 PM (gMe9c)

24 Is there Tuesday Night Football?

In HD.  On the Deuce!

Temple 3  Miami* 13







* of Ohio

Posted by: kim jong il at November 23, 2010 04:22 PM (S5YRY)

25 Why do I have a sudden craving for some shoes???

Posted by: antisocialist at November 23, 2010 04:22 PM (Rwudm)

26

sorry about the spelling error. I originally had four, then added ty on the end to be cute.

reading it in html and on the blog are two different things. I prostrate myself before thee and beg your forgiveness

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:23 PM (DKV43)

27 I really could care less but I just love how it drives the libs crazy.

That's why I voted for her 10 times today.

Posted by: CUS at November 23, 2010 04:23 PM (n56wA)

28 I wrote a script that voted 40,000 times.  Or I didn't.  I should have.  I didn't think of it until just now.

Posted by: GMan at November 23, 2010 04:23 PM (fW0wg)

29 I watched last night (had to, wife hid the remotes). Bristol is cute, but Jennifer Grey deserves to win, just because she was so much better than the other two.

I thought, as conservatives, we were fully in support of a meritocracy. The winner should be the best one, not the one with the mom we all like.

Posted by: DarkFlounder at November 23, 2010 04:24 PM (hc8it)

30

I've never even seen the show. I've just been pushing her to spite the left.  a worthy cause if i do say so myself. who among you would disagree.

 

I'm actually watching ratatouille on Disney. I love that movie.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:24 PM (DKV43)

31 Or will he just drop a broken off a pool cue on the floor and wait for a survivor?

Good Lord. Do you have any idea what a random a in a sentence does to the dyslexic!

Posted by: Mr Wizard at November 23, 2010 04:24 PM (H+LJc)

32 No, the Brits don't spell it "fourty," even though they might as well, given all the dumbass spellings they have inflicted on the English Language. Who do they think they are, anyway?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at November 23, 2010 04:25 PM (Ulu3i)

33 I hope Bristol wins: one cuz she's cute, two she's put up with a lot of undeserved crap, and three cuz it would make Libtard heads ' splode.

Posted by: Dfitz at November 23, 2010 04:25 PM (hxucZ)

34 #31:

Pshaw.  Screw the libs.  Screw them until their heads explode and they go cry in the corner and can't come out.  If that means we vote for someone that isn't as good at dancing (and it's a stupid contest anyhow), then that means we have to do it.  We have to make them cry.  They deserve it.

Posted by: GMan at November 23, 2010 04:25 PM (fW0wg)

35

Spring Break will be over and we'll go back to our meager lives, doing DiT's bidding, managing the Pick 'Em leagues and making mostly dumb comments with occasional gems.

Yup. So if everyone hates what they've seen in the past few days, relax, it will all be over soon enough.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:25 PM (DKV43)

36 South Korea has a lot of nerve whining about an unprovoked artillery attack on its citizens when we here in the USA face the nerve-racking experience of waiting for DWTS results.  Wimps.

Posted by: CrustyB at November 23, 2010 04:26 PM (qzgbP)

37 Hey, I voted for Bristol last night for pretty much the reasons outlined by Dfitz in #35, particularly the last one. Probably first and last time I'll ever vote for DWTS.

Posted by: Fritzworth at November 23, 2010 04:26 PM (9LOJB)

38

I watched last night (had to, wife hid the remotes). Bristol is cute, but Jennifer Grey deserves to win, just because she was so much better than the other two.

I thought, as conservatives, we were fully in support of a meritocracy. The winner should be the best one, not the one with the mom we all like.

judging Dancing is subjective and whomever causes the most pain for the left is the best dancer.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:27 PM (DKV43)

39 So if everyone hates what they've seen in the past few days, relax, it will all be over soon enough.

Dude.  You guys have been great so far. 

Now, make with teh funney.  Don't collapse in the fourth quarter like Cincy.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 04:27 PM (S5YRY)

40

Are we counting them on as experts in the english language now?  They spell tire "tyre" for christ-sake.

Yeah, plus they pronounce lieutenant as leftenant.  Crazy Brits.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 23, 2010 04:28 PM (Z71Vg)

41

South Korea has a lot of nerve whining about an unprovoked artillery attack on its citizens when we here in the USA face the nerve-racking experience of waiting for DWTS results.  Wimps.

Actually, the Norks launched their attack at that Island because there was a rumor going around that the islanders were freeping on behalf of Bristol Palin. 

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:29 PM (DKV43)

42 Are we counting them on as experts in the english language now? They spell tire "tyre" for christ-sake. Yeah, plus they pronounce lieutenant as leftenant. Crazy Brits. Even worse, they spell "fucknutty flap-eared inbred hypocrite" as "Prince Charles."

Posted by: George Orwell at November 23, 2010 04:30 PM (/WLDq)

43 Wait, DWTS doesn't come on til 8?  Is it just an hour?? I hope??  Cuz I ain't missing Sons of Anarchy just to watch Bristol win.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 23, 2010 04:30 PM (Z71Vg)

44 Frankly, at this point it wouldn't bother me much if Bristol Palin did lose. Which she won't, because the producers decided it would do wonders for the show if they had her win.

They should subtract one vote from her total for every comment here and at TepidAir that had "make liberals' heads explode" in it. That's getting friggin' old.

Posted by: MrScribbler© at November 23, 2010 04:31 PM (Ulu3i)

45 The Shake Weight™ looks like a gag gift.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 04:31 PM (S5YRY)

46 Ben: "...and whomever causes the most pain for the left is the best dancer."

Inarguably true. It's even in the fine print of contracts with Arthur Murray. Google it!

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 23, 2010 04:31 PM (swuwV)

47 and it's The Shake Weight for Men™

my bad.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 04:32 PM (S5YRY)

48

Even worse, they spell "fucknutty flap-eared inbred hypocrite" as "Prince Charles."

LOL- no doubt.  God that man is freaking hideous.  Him and Camilla deserved each other.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 23, 2010 04:32 PM (Z71Vg)

49 Don't the Brits spell it fourty? Are we counting them on as experts in the english language now? They spell tire "tyre" for christ-sake. Thank Daniel Webster.

Posted by: Dave C at November 23, 2010 04:33 PM (poJjg)

50 Actually, the Norks launched their attack at that Island because there was a rumor going around that the islanders were freeping on behalf of Bristol Palin. I've read over at history.com that when the Japanese invaded the Aleutians in 1942 it was because the Inuit were sending spare blubber and fish jerky to the help out the Palins.

Posted by: George Orwell at November 23, 2010 04:33 PM (/WLDq)

51 All's I know is that if Bristol wins, Man, it'll make liberals' heads explode.

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at November 23, 2010 04:35 PM (swuwV)

52 So there was a failure in the voting system last night and for a while you couldn't vote at all--ABC claims that it effected all contestents equally, but I wonder about that. I tried for about 45 minutes to vote for Bristol but I couldn't. I managed to get 1 vote in for her.  

Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 23, 2010 04:37 PM (RZ8pf)

53
For all of you male morons that are actually planning to watch DWTC, for the sake of your diminishing testosterone, I implore you to keep your emergency backup DVD copy of The Dirty Dozen on hand for immediate medicinal use.

You DO have an emergency backup DVD copy of The Dirty Dozen, don't you??????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2010 04:37 PM (DZVrI)

54 You DO have an emergency backup DVD copy of The Dirty Dozen, don't you?????? It's judgment day, sinners!!!

Posted by: Archer Maggot at November 23, 2010 04:39 PM (o83lk)

55 I voted for Bristol because I knew it would make liberal heads explode.. And shoot more TVs.

Posted by: Dave C at November 23, 2010 04:40 PM (poJjg)

56 Hey liberals, if Bristol wins it will constitute an injustice greater than when the L.A.cops walked on the Rodney King beating. What are you gonna do about it?

Posted by: delmar at November 23, 2010 04:40 PM (bPYiy)

57
The Shake Weight™ looks like a gag gift.


Funny thing, the Shake Weight™ spokesperson chick used to do commercials for KY Jelly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 23, 2010 04:40 PM (DZVrI)

58 You DO have an emergency backup DVD copy of The Dirty Dozen, don't you?????? Does The Good, The Bad and The Ugly count?

Posted by: Dave C at November 23, 2010 04:41 PM (poJjg)

59

Wait, DWTS doesn't come on til 8?  Is it just an hour?? I hope??  Cuz I ain't missing Sons of Anarchy just to watch Bristol win.

i think its 9 to 11, according to my tv guide channel.

Also, come on. I was a big SoA fan too, but this season has been god frigging awful.

Every episode is just an extended music video.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:41 PM (DKV43)

60 And shoot more TVs.

Stimulus!

Posted by: Vizio at November 23, 2010 04:41 PM (S5YRY)

61 I have never watched DWTS.  Was in my home office last night and the fam had the TV on in the front room watching.  I went out to watch and thought she and her partner did pretty well.  I saw the number on the screen so I voted for her.  First time I've ever done so. 

I am with the many others who have already said that they hope she wins just for the 'splody heads that will result.   

Posted by: Theresa D at November 23, 2010 04:41 PM (k9cj/)

62 IllTemperedCur@55,

Would reading S. Palin on Facebook suffice? Or do I need some John Bolton's mustache video to bump it up a notch?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 23, 2010 04:42 PM (swuwV)

63 You magnificent bastard, I saw your tango!

Posted by: George C. Scott in a dress at November 23, 2010 04:43 PM (o83lk)

64 Wow I must have missed all that thrilling dancing shit and stuff what a shame. Oh and with all those stars too.

Posted by: uncle benny at November 23, 2010 04:43 PM (27T9y)

65 the cob-logger gig

I think I hear banjos.

Posted by: skh.pcola at November 23, 2010 04:43 PM (vsFI8)

66

Also, come on. I was a big SoA fan too, but this season has been god frigging awful.

Oh well, to each his own.  I think this season has been pretty good but I did have a hell of a time understanding those Irish dudes.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 23, 2010 04:43 PM (Z71Vg)

67

the cob-logger gig

I think I hear banjos.

if i don't get the job I can always go back to Bob Loblaw's Lawblog.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:45 PM (DKV43)

68 All my money's on Bristol & Mark, honey!

Posted by: derised1 at November 23, 2010 04:46 PM (pdq17)

69 I tried for about 45 minutes to vote for Bristol but I couldn't.

I tried a few times to vote, it said i could vote a total of five times, but every time i voted it said i still had five votes left like it wasn't counting them.

Posted by: booger at November 23, 2010 04:47 PM (9RFH1)

70 Can you imagine the press's reaction if instead of Bristol Palin, this was Michelle Obama in the Finale?

Oh the bravery, oh the victory for womanhood, oh the fearlessness against all odds...

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 04:48 PM (Baf0e)

71 51 Thank Daniel Webster. Posted by: Dave C at November 23, 2010 08:33 PM (poJjg) Noah. Noah Webster

Posted by: ya2daup at November 23, 2010 04:49 PM (TkyOr)

72

Regarding the Shake Weight:

Check out the latest South Park: "Creme Fraische"

http://tinyurl.com/32ffmx4

 

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 04:49 PM (BvBKY)

73 The DWTS Producers said that they are going to be going over the results and "throwing out any improperly cast votes".  Translation - If Bristol wins, we are gonna throw out enough votes so she doesn't.

The producers know what the vote totals are and they are nervous because Bristol may be winning each night, by A LOT.  She would have to be to be still in the competition despite her lower scores.


Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 04:50 PM (Baf0e)

74 Must ... See .... Libs freak out. Go Bristol!

Posted by: Joe at November 23, 2010 04:50 PM (ZVFB/)

75

Thank Daniel Webster.
Posted by: Dave C at November 23, 2010 08:33 PM (poJjg)

Noah. Noah Webster

I know who I meant.

Posted by: The Devil at November 23, 2010 04:50 PM (BvBKY)

76 CDRM. did you get my return e-mail?

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 04:55 PM (DKV43)

77 Noah. Noah Webster Whoever.. You knew who I meant.

Posted by: Dave C at November 23, 2010 04:57 PM (poJjg)

78 75 Can you imagine the press's reaction if instead of Bristol Palin, this was Michelle Obama in the Finale? Oh the bravery, oh the victory for womanhood, oh the fearlessness against all odds... ... Oh, the crushed concrete! Oh, the collapsed heels! Oh, the shattered camera lenses! Truly, I would have to take a twist drill to my eyes and put them out at the sight of such a thing. Makes you want to switch sides. Anyone want to carpool to Provincetown for a little midnight bath house crawl?

Posted by: turfmann, agrostologist of the apocalypse at November 23, 2010 05:02 PM (oDfFU)

79 Dial Idol put Bristol behind Jen Gray.  It's likely going to be heartbreak of the Nevada Senate race kind.

I take no pleasure in saying so.

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 05:03 PM (gMe9c)

80

75 Can you imagine the press's reaction if instead of Bristol Palin, this was Michelle Obama in the Finale?

I've said it before: If Sarah Palin -- with the EXACT SAME policy positions -- were a Democrat, she would be a working-class hero, a mom in running shoes, a challenger of the status quo, a "strong woman."

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 05:06 PM (BvBKY)

81 Yeah, I don't give a rat's ass about DWtS, never watched it, but I went over to abc.com this morning and voted 5 times for Bristol just to see all those exploding liberal heads

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 23, 2010 05:06 PM (3WrnJ)

82 Gettin that feelin on my leg about Bristol. Oh baby... you guys always this stupid?

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:07 PM (gOPrg)

83 Managed 35  votes this morning. Never watched and never will but....

Posted by: dagny at November 23, 2010 05:07 PM (2GOHX)

84 What the hell is "Dial Idol"?

Posted by: dagny at November 23, 2010 05:08 PM (2GOHX)

85 Still 13-3 Miami (OH)

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 05:09 PM (S5YRY)

86 Any bets on when Sister Agnes Mary Lolcano scolds the Morons for voting?

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 05:09 PM (BP6Z1)

87 I've said it before: If Sarah Palin -- with the EXACT SAME policy positions -- were a Democrat, she would be a working-class hero, a mom in running shoes, a challenger of the status quo, a "strong woman." I think she would had to have aborted Trig for that... Other than that, yeah, you're spot on.

Posted by: Dave C at November 23, 2010 05:09 PM (poJjg)

88 92 What the hell is "Dial Idol"?   Intrade?

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 05:10 PM (BvBKY)

89 Any bets on when Sister Agnes Mary Lolcano scolds the Morons for voting?

That chick makes me laugh. out loud.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 05:10 PM (S5YRY)

90 I binged it. It's a software that measures the dial tones /busy signals and predicts a winner

Posted by: dagny at November 23, 2010 05:11 PM (2GOHX)

91 Okey doke, guessin nutin but fuckin idjets

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:11 PM (gOPrg)

92

I think she would had to have aborted Trig for that...

Nope, they would have decided it was great that she decided to have Trig.  Woman's choice.

You have no idea how "what they hate" is determined by who is doing it.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 05:11 PM (BvBKY)

93 Ben, I think you should bump this thread.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 23, 2010 05:13 PM (RsFpR)

94 http://stars.dialidol.com/asp/predictions/predictions.asp

Yeah, measures the amount of calls to each contestants phone # that result in a busy signal to estimate the vote totals for each contestant.  been around since early American Idol and is remarkably accurate, though not perfect.

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 05:14 PM (gMe9c)

95 Jennifer is a great dancer but i don't get it - wasn't she the star of "Dirty Dancing"?  I mean, she IS a PROFESSIONAL dancer, right?

I was under the assumption that this show was about NON dancers learning to dance?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 05:15 PM (Baf0e)

96 oh, def, ben. bump it

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:16 PM (gOPrg)

97 I was under the assumption that this show was about NON dancers learning to dance?

It WAS a show with non-dancers, but then American Idol WAS a show full of people that didn't need to drop a recording contract to appear on that show either.

11 seasons in, the number of people that are recognizable, willing and have limited dance experience has to be running short.  Just wait until DWTS starts pulling former contestants of so you think you can dance.

By the way, Jennifer Gray's new nose is horrible. 

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 05:19 PM (gMe9c)

98 Bristol is by far the best "untrained" dancer on the show which is supposed to be the point, no?

"And now on DWTS, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers get straight 10's while Fred Flintstone and Wilma get only 8's.  However, Fred and Wilma stay in the competition because they are beloved cartoons - what a fraud!"

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 05:19 PM (Baf0e)

99 butternut

Is that name some kind of joke one the TSA gropers?

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 05:20 PM (gMe9c)

100 uh, well, uh...that nose is 20 years old, uh

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:20 PM (gOPrg)

101 Next on Celebrity Home Run Derby: Betty White vs. Bo Jackson.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 05:20 PM (BvBKY)

102 Has anyone here tried to ballroom dance at this level before?  Unless you have tremendous natural gifts it is hard as shit.  I really admire Bristol.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 05:21 PM (Baf0e)

103 Has anyone here tried to ballroom dance at this level before?  Unless you have tremendous natural gifts it is hard as shit.  I really admire Bristol.

Point taken.  But then achieving world peace is pretty damn tough too. Maybe they should have awarded the prize at the start of episode one based on the contestant with the best potential?

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 05:23 PM (gMe9c)

104 ef, use nouns sparingly

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:23 PM (gOPrg)

105 I'm not watching and never have, but I sure tool time to Mac out my allowed votes for her last night. Let the Ruling Class fume so hard we can harness the steam coming out of their ears as fuel. Really ecologically-incorrect fuel!

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at November 23, 2010 05:23 PM (BZ2Bm)

106 Nouns are harmless.  It's the Beam I gotta keep a close eye on.

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 05:26 PM (gMe9c)

107 Has anyone here tried to ballroom dance at this level before?  Unless you have tremendous natural gifts it is hard as shit.  I really admire Bristol.

I don't know - I haven't looked at Bristol close enough. Does she have 'tremendous natural gifts'? That would make me as hard as shit.

Ah, I just googled Bristol images. I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Timothy S. Carlson at November 23, 2010 05:26 PM (u2dhQ)

108 I love my fat legs, and big hair, and empty brain.

Posted by: Bristol at November 23, 2010 05:26 PM (CFlmM)

109 110 Has anyone here tried to ballroom dance at this level before?  Unless you have tremendous natural gifts it is hard as shit.  I really admire Bristol.

I teach dance and love to perform as  a solo or with a troop (we average 2x a month)--- but I can't for the life of me do couples/ballroom dancing.  I go from being a good performer and entertainer  to "crazy clumsy woman getting her feet tangled with the feet of the poor man trying to dance to the music or at extract himself from her jaws of life grip"   So I'm impressed with couples who can dance together touching the whole time.

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 05:27 PM (fa9yq)

110 Just like a loser, the pros do blends...

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:27 PM (gOPrg)

111 Troll on aisle 118.

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 05:28 PM (fa9yq)

112
You ever wonder what a blog would be like if the comments within the posts became the posts themselves?

Posted by: Soothsayer & Yams at November 23, 2010 05:28 PM (2O5Hd)

113 118 I love my fat legs, and big hair, and empty brain.

Posted by: Bristol at November 23, 2010 09:26 PM (CFlmM)


Heh.  You've got the same first name as Bristol Palin, yet you're her exact opposite.  Funny, huh?

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 05:29 PM (MMC8r)

114 (CFlmM)

Fuck yourself with a garden weasel, Raykon.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2010 05:29 PM (bi3em)

115 118 I love my fat legs, and big hair, and empty brain. Ohhhh metoometoometoo Bristol! Skullcrusher thighs, I believe we referred to them as, back at the seminary...

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at November 23, 2010 05:30 PM (BZ2Bm)

116 118 I love my fat legs, and big hair, and empty brain.

Posted by: Bristol, CT at November 23, 2010 09:26 PM (CFlmM)

Fixed it for ya.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 05:30 PM (BvBKY)

117 The fact that people become so personally invested in these shows in which they have no actual personal input other than to vote is a sad commentary on their satisfaction with their own achievements.  They feel the need to achieve great things vicariously through others.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 05:31 PM (Baf0e)

118 120 Just like a loser, the pros do blends... Do the pros get shirts?

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at November 23, 2010 05:31 PM (BZ2Bm)

119 124 (CFlmM)

Fuck yourself with a garden weasel, Raykon.

But his mother will be jealous!

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 05:31 PM (fa9yq)

120 Hey, even if the libs get their little TV show victory, we still got 60+ seats in Congress. 

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

121 You simple dolts, if you manage to elect your leader Sarah, the country is finished, and I will have moved long ago.

Posted by: Anal Flashlight at November 23, 2010 05:31 PM (CFlmM)

122 I was under the assumption that this show was about NON dancers learning to dance? Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 09:15 PM (Baf0e) Hey! Nobody puts baby in a corner!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:31 PM (tJjm/)

123

Troll on aisle 118.

just don't feed him. I only will delete spam comments and racism comments. otherwise just ignore the tool.

Bristol's good looking.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 05:31 PM (DKV43)

124

They feel the need to achieve great things vicariously through others.

And your point?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 09:31 PM (Baf0e)

Love your hot sauce.

And you are the true Donkey Kong champ.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 05:32 PM (BvBKY)

125 I look forward to the mass suicides on the left if she wins.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:32 PM (x3YFz)

126 127 The fact that people become so personally invested in these shows in which they have no actual personal input other than to vote is a sad commentary on their satisfaction with their own achievements.  They feel the need to achieve great things vicariously through others.

Ah,
you could say exactly the same thing about pro-sports (but I wouldn't dare around here).

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 05:33 PM (fa9yq)

127 Hey, man, I do those chicks. As I said, the pros do blends. Oh, baby...

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:33 PM (gOPrg)

128

What's with the recent surge of Palin-hatred on Twitter?  Is it the combo of her new show coming out and the Bristol mania on DWTS?  I've unfollowed more RINOs this past week than the entire past year that I've been on the damn thing.

Posted by: CrustyB at November 23, 2010 05:33 PM (qzgbP)

129 I think you should un-bump this thread.

Posted by: garrett at November 23, 2010 05:33 PM (2frTi)

130 118 I love my fat legs, and big hair, and empty brain. Posted by: Bristol at November 23, 2010 09:26 PM (CFlmM) Yeah, your wife's a good lay, I must say!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:34 PM (tJjm/)

131 Pfft.  I think the fact that Bristol dances as well as she does with thighs that big is awesome, and I hope she wins and makes a lot of liberal loons cry bitter, bitter tears tonight.

Posted by: Kensington at November 23, 2010 05:34 PM (BFRQw)

132 Bristol won a long time ago, regardless of tonights outcome.  That's what has the lefts panties in a twist.

Posted by: SJR2 at November 23, 2010 05:35 PM (oCbCP)

133

How do I vote for Elaine's kicks and thumbs?

Win!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 05:35 PM (05fvr)

134 Pretty sad if that is what some people consider fat. My opinion is that while Grey is a good dancer she looks sick. Sexy....? Not. Bristol is gonna attract a lot more attention than that skank.

Posted by: Donna at November 23, 2010 05:35 PM (DhK9/)

135 Bristol Palin is a great American. Buy my book!!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at November 23, 2010 05:36 PM (h2+O0)

136 Pros dont need shirts. The question, however, begs the obvious...no...must be nice.

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:36 PM (gOPrg)

137 131 You simple dolts, if you manage to elect your leader Sarah, the country is finished, and I will have moved long ago.

Posted by: Commander RayKon at November 23, 2010 09:31 PM (CFlmM)


Why wait? Put up or shut your fuckin cake hole.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at November 23, 2010 05:36 PM (eCAn3)

138 @144: Grey is a skank? What did she do?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:36 PM (tJjm/)

139 97 Any bets on when Sister Agnes Mary Lolcano scolds the Morons for voting?

That chick makes me laugh. out loud.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 09:10 PM (S5YRY)

--I gave an in to a joke, and you took it in the wrong direction.  You must have majored in comedy at an SEC school.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 05:36 PM (BP6Z1)

140 Grey is a good dancer she looks sick.

Well, she did die of cancer on House.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 05:37 PM (S5YRY)

141 144 Pretty sad if that is what some people consider fat.

Yep.... I bet there are lots of ettes who are Bristol's size or large who cringe at the remarks.

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 05:37 PM (fa9yq)

142 145 Bristol Palin is a great American. Buy my book!!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at November 23, 2010 09:36 PM (h2+O0)

Can I choose the "Punch You In The Liver Until You Piss Blood" option?

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:37 PM (x3YFz)

143 150 Grey is a good dancer she looks sick. Well, she did die of cancer on House. Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 09:37 PM (S5YRY) Really? House just killed me with boredom.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:37 PM (tJjm/)

144 What happened to Grey's giant schnozz?

I thought that schnozz was distinguished.

Fuck that, Bristol all the way!

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2010 05:38 PM (fG88N)

145 Well I certainly cringe on those remarks on my tranny nights

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:38 PM (gOPrg)

146 I only make fun of the appearance of libtard women.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 05:39 PM (LkXh2)

147

Soooooo.....

Who's doin' that ONT?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 05:39 PM (05fvr)

148 TD Miami*! 

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 05:39 PM (S5YRY)

149

Soooooo.....

Who's doin' that ONT?


I'm with you lacey, I could use an ONT right about now

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2010 05:39 PM (PaSAU)

150 Yep.... I bet there are lots of ettes who are Bristol's size or large who cringe at the remarks. Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 09:37 PM (fa9yq) Well, to be fair most of the 'ettes are likely considerably older than her.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:40 PM (tJjm/)

151 131 You simple dolts, if you manage to elect your leader Sarah, the country is finished, and I will have moved long ago.

Posted by: Commander RayKon at November 23, 2010 09:31 PM (CFlmM)

I think you should move in next to me.  I'd love to have you as a neighbor.  We'd have fun!  We'd cook out, cut our lawns together.  Then, I'd make you cry like a little bitch.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:40 PM (x3YFz)

152 If Bristol Palin doesn't win tonight then...um...the world will pretty much be the same as it was before.

Posted by: CrustyB at November 23, 2010 05:40 PM (qzgbP)

153 Jennifer Grey quit being cute at around 2. 

I always thought she was ugly and so did 350 million people.
Which explains her rocket like trajectory after Dirty Dancing.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 23, 2010 05:41 PM (EbqGx)

154 Moronic cons, who actually watches this crap but old timers like my mom and you.

Posted by: Anal Flashlight at November 23, 2010 05:41 PM (CFlmM)

155 Well, to be fair most of the 'ettes are likely considerably older than her.

Not in my imagination.  And they're all wearing stompy boots.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 05:41 PM (S5YRY)

156 Well, I read somewhere that she was less than "kind" to her co-star Patrick Swayze.Of course she used his name when she thought it might help her.That's why I called her a skank. Besides I liked her old nose better.

Posted by: Donna at November 23, 2010 05:41 PM (DhK9/)

157 (For the record, above in my "skullcrusher" post, I was trying to make the thread more positive. I DO love her legs and hair. The "empty brain" thing was just such a cheap shot that I ignored it. Strong thighs on females = yum!)

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at November 23, 2010 05:41 PM (BZ2Bm)

158 898

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 05:41 PM (ATMEl)

159

Soooooo.....

Who's doin' that ONT?


I'm with you lacey, I could use an ONT right about now

sniff sniff.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 05:41 PM (DKV43)

160

I am the only female of my age that I know that did not like Dirty Dancing. Therefore I do not have a fond opinion of Jennifer Grey because I base it solely on one of my favorite 80s movies, Ferris Bueller.

Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 23, 2010 05:42 PM (RZ8pf)

161 166 Yeah,I thought she was cute in that movie and in Ferris Bueller.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 05:43 PM (LkXh2)

162 The most vile personal pegorative possible directed at you, Rickshaw. Maybe that is my sister, asshole...

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:43 PM (gOPrg)

163 165 Well, to be fair most of the 'ettes are likely considerably older than her. Not in my imagination. And they're all wearing stompy boots. Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 09:41 PM (S5YRY) No one said older ain't sexy...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:43 PM (tJjm/)

164 156 I only make fun of the appearance of libtard women.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 09:39 PM (LkXh2)

Low hanging fruit.  Most libtard women look more like men than libtard men do.  But, then, it's difficult to mock chronically ugly; so if you can do it effectively, press on.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:43 PM (x3YFz)

165 If I were going out with Bristol Palin you'd never see her non-pregnant.

Posted by: CrustyB at November 23, 2010 05:43 PM (qzgbP)

166 Man, I had a gf who danced like Elaine except worse. She did these Russian cossack like moves and she needed at least a 12 foot area to dance in. RIP, Teri.

Posted by: Moi at November 23, 2010 05:43 PM (Ez4Ql)

167

sniff sniff.

Ben you , and the sub-bloggers have done great work.

But minus the Seinfeld reference this post doesn't quite count

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 23, 2010 05:43 PM (05fvr)

168 "Then, I'd make you cry like a little bitch."

I think I would extol your flatulent fat self on you tube non stop.

Posted by: Anal Flashlight at November 23, 2010 05:44 PM (CFlmM)

169

And they're all wearing stompy boots.

That is a given.

Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 23, 2010 05:44 PM (RZ8pf)

170

I am the only female of my age that I know that did not like Dirty Dancing. Therefore I do not have a fond opinion of Jennifer Grey because I base it solely on one of my favorite 80s movies, Ferris Bueller.

 

dirty dancing was awful. She'll always be the girl from Red Dawn to me.

 

That said, after she had rhinoplasty she just wasn't the same.

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 05:44 PM (DKV43)

171 WTF?

 Seriously morons are watching this shit?

Really, er, who gives a shit?

Posted by: Kemp at November 23, 2010 05:45 PM (JpFM9)

172 Well, no matter how you cut it the Palin clan appears to be quite in control of the conservative news cycle at the moment...

Posted by: TheGarbone at November 23, 2010 05:45 PM (KUjSN)

173 Isn't CD M doing the ONTs all week? Ace said he might hook us up together to confirm, but it never happened so I assumed CD M was going to post them all. You guys think maybe I should bump up my MOOT from earlier today? It can always be pushed back down again after someone puts a true new ONT up.

Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at November 23, 2010 05:45 PM (BZ2Bm)

174 180 Rigggghhhttt,I forgot she was in that.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 05:45 PM (LkXh2)

175 Has anyone here tried to ballroom dance at this level before?  Unless you have tremendous natural gifts it is hard as shit.  I really admire Bristol.
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 23, 2010 09:21 PM (Baf0e)

Shit, I cant dance at all... I admire anyone who has the balls to do this.

Posted by: Timbo at November 23, 2010 05:45 PM (ph9vn)

176

 CD M doing the ONTs all week? Ace said he might hook us up together to confirm, but it never happened so I assumed CD M was going to post them all.

You guys think maybe I should bump up my MOOT from earlier today? It can always be pushed back down again after someone puts a true new ONT up.

 

if i am not mistaken. Chad is doing Tue and Thur, CDR is doing M W F

ONT's normally go up at 10 est right? it's early yet

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 05:46 PM (DKV43)

177 Dirty Dancing is a remarkably flimsy film.  They could have at least tried to put in some genuine conflict to make things interesting, but no.

Posted by: Kensington at November 23, 2010 05:46 PM (BFRQw)

178 You simple dolts, if you manage to elect your leader Sarah, the country is finished, and I will have moved long ago.
Posted by: Commander RayKon at November 23, 2010 09:31 PM (CFlmM)

Because Emperor Ears has been such a rousing success.  Yeah, electing a man who achieved nothing in his life except adoring himself in two autobiographies by his early 40s was a great idea, wasn't it, you lefty intellectuals?  Shit, if that unaccomplished teleprompter reader had won on this silly, stupid game show, at least he would have achieved something beyond warming a few courthouse seats with his incompetent ass.

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 05:46 PM (MMC8r)

179 175 If I were going out with Bristol Palin you'd never see her non-pregnant.

Posted by: CrustyB at November 23, 2010 09:43 PM (qzgbP)

You actually deserve a fucking punch in the face.  Not one with a wind-up.  One of those that only boxers can throw without telegraphing...the kind that, once you regain consciousness you're like: "wtf?  I got knocked the fuck out?" 

Yeah.  You.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:46 PM (x3YFz)

180 RayKon, shouldn't you be on the NORK post discussing your battle plans for the future invasion of the local Baskin Robbins?

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 23, 2010 05:46 PM (EbqGx)

181 I did. And I fell on my face a lot.

Posted by: Moi at November 23, 2010 05:47 PM (Ez4Ql)

182 When are the results going to happen? I'm not going to watch this show the whole time

Posted by: Zakn at November 23, 2010 05:47 PM (zyaZ1)

183 "Seriously morons are watching this shit?
Really, er, who gives a shit?"

I only care because the Left has gone stark raving mad over it.

Posted by: Kensington at November 23, 2010 05:47 PM (BFRQw)

184

if i am not mistaken. Chad is doing Tue and Thur, CDR is doing M W F

ONT's normally go up at 10 est right? it's early yet

Posted by: Ben at November 23, 2010 09:46 PM (DKV43)

Damn and I thought I followed the threads too much

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 05:48 PM (ATMEl)

185 Bristol won a long time ago, regardless of tonights outcome.  That's what has the lefts panties in a twist.

Posted by: SJR2 at November 23, 2010 09:35 PM (oCbCP)


She did win.  A 20 year old single mom made liberals go insane in front of the entire country.  Priceless.

Posted by: Timbo at November 23, 2010 05:48 PM (ph9vn)

186 193 Me too.My mom loves this show so I knida hear what is going on.The uproar over Bristol has been amazingly funny though.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 05:48 PM (LkXh2)

187 You actually deserve a fucking punch in the face.  Not one with a wind-up.  One of those that only boxers can throw without telegraphing...the kind that, once you regain consciousness you're like: "wtf?  I got knocked the fuck out?"

Overprotective much?  She's just some attractive girl on TV, not a Catholic saint. 

Or is this just part and parcel of the "Holy Virgin Mother Sarah Palin" creepy cultish auto-defense thing Palin fans have going?

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 23, 2010 05:49 PM (NjYDy)

188

Bristol Palin = Miami of Ohio
Jennifer Grey = Temple

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 05:49 PM (S5YRY)

189 I can;t see Jennifer Grey dance without thinking of the parody of "She's Like the Wind" the local morning show did when it came out ("She Broke Some Wind").

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 05:49 PM (BP6Z1)

190 178 "Then, I'd make you cry like a little bitch."

I think I would extol your flatulent fat self on you tube non stop.

Posted by: Commander RayKon at November 23, 2010 09:44 PM (CFlmM)

So... I'll translate this from idiot liberal to human:  You'd video me making you cry like a little bitch while you scream that I'm "fat"?  isatrite?

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:49 PM (x3YFz)

191 I think I would extol your flatulent fat self on you tube non stop.

What are you under the impression "extol" means?

Words, dipshit, words. Why do you hate words?

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2010 05:50 PM (bi3em)

192 164 Moronic cons, who actually watches this crap but old timers like my mom and you.

Posted by: Commander RayKon at November 23, 2010 09:41 PM (CFlmM)

--So a girl who looked like Bristol shot you down for a date in high school.  Get over it.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 05:50 PM (BP6Z1)

193 I'm watching this online; man, I didn't realize just how retarded this show is.

Posted by: JP at November 23, 2010 05:51 PM (ctq0s)

194 Once you've been busted eating a cheeseburger off the floor while shitfaced, ya gotta just say, "what the fuck?"

Posted by: The Hoff at November 23, 2010 05:51 PM (PET8M)

195 The Hoff!

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2010 05:51 PM (yY28H)

196 I'm a sure winner!  Do me!  Do me!

Posted by: The Chicken Dance at November 23, 2010 05:51 PM (PaSAU)

197 You bastards leave my sister alone. I keep the rest of that crank nose is a bottle of formaldehyde on the mantle....

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:51 PM (gOPrg)

198 198 You actually deserve a fucking punch in the face.  Not one with a wind-up.  One of those that only boxers can throw without telegraphing...the kind that, once you regain consciousness you're like: "wtf?  I got knocked the fuck out?"

Overprotective much?  She's just some attractive girl on TV, not a Catholic saint. 

Or is this just part and parcel of the "Holy Virgin Mother Sarah Palin" creepy cultish auto-defense thing Palin fans have going?

Posted by: Jeff B. at November 23, 2010 09:49 PM (NjYDy)

Overprotective always.  No cult.  Just hate disrespectful shitbags.  if you'd like, we can PM and arrange a meeting to discuss it.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:52 PM (x3YFz)

199 When are the results going to happen? I'm not going to watch this show the whole time

Posted by: Zakn at November 23, 2010 09:47 PM (zyaZ1)


Results come at the end, so as to make you watch the whole show.


All two bleedin' hours.


I'm just gonna sit here and listen to some Rainbow, catch the results on Drudge.

Posted by: Robert at November 23, 2010 05:52 PM (fG88N)

200 So has Bristol won.?.I gotta get on with my damn life.

Posted by: beerologist at November 23, 2010 05:52 PM (47crF)

201 175 If I were going out with Bristol Palin you'd never see her non-pregnant. Posted by: CrustyB at November 23, 2010 09:43 PM (qzgbP) THIS!

Posted by: Levi Johnston at November 23, 2010 05:53 PM (tJjm/)

202 Dancing with teh Stars reminds me of The Lawrence Welk Show.

I used to watch Lawrence Welk every week as a kid. 

And not because I liked it.


Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 23, 2010 05:53 PM (EbqGx)

203 I wanted a post to bitch about ace and the cobloggers!!

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 05:54 PM (LkXh2)

204 Overprotective always. No cult. Just hate disrespectful shitbags. if you'd like, we can PM and arrange a meeting to discuss it. Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 09:52 PM (x3YFz) Jeesh, and I thought I was wound up today! Relax, Francis!

Posted by: Levi Johnston at November 23, 2010 05:54 PM (tJjm/)

205 Off, damn sock...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:55 PM (tJjm/)

206 204 I'm watching this online; man, I didn't realize just how retarded this show is.

Posted by: JP at November 23, 2010 09:51 PM (ctq0s)


It's 'Reality TV.'  The target audience is junior high school and younger girls.  And not the ones on Honor Roll.

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 05:55 PM (MMC8r)

207

--So a girl who looked like Bristol shot you down for a date in high school.  Get over it.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 09:50 PM (BP6Z1)

Are you kidding me? You really think she is good looking? Good God man, you are blind as well as not too bright?

Posted by: Anal Flashlight at November 23, 2010 05:56 PM (CFlmM)

208 Overprotective always. No cult. Just hate disrespectful shitbags. if you'd like, we can PM and arrange a meeting to discuss it.

Posted by: tangonine

No fighting in the war room!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 23, 2010 05:56 PM (EbqGx)

209 193 "Seriously morons are watching this shit? Really, er, who gives a shit?" I only care because the Left has gone stark raving mad over it. Posted by: Kensington at November 23, 2010 09:47 PM (BFRQw) Ditto. And I don't care enough to actually watch.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:56 PM (tJjm/)

210 No, really, Raykon, someone who voted for an unqualified empty suit like Obama can call Palin stupid?

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 05:56 PM (MMC8r)

211 215 Overprotective always. No cult. Just hate disrespectful shitbags. if you'd like, we can PM and arrange a meeting to discuss it.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 09:52 PM (x3YFz)

Jeesh, and I thought I was wound up today!

Relax, Francis!

Posted by: Levi Johnston at November 23, 2010 09:54 PM (tJjm/)

Sorry, my tolerance level is at 0.  No one has yet given me a reason to increase it.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:56 PM (x3YFz)

212 219 Overprotective always. No cult. Just hate disrespectful shitbags. if you'd like, we can PM and arrange a meeting to discuss it.

Posted by: tangonine

No fighting in the war room!

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 23, 2010 09:56 PM (EbqGx)

You're right. 

Self-applied time out is required.  Think it's time I called it a night.

Posted by: tangonine at November 23, 2010 05:58 PM (x3YFz)

213 Relax, Francis!

Shh.  He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 05:58 PM (S5YRY)

214 DWTS thread on a smart military blog.  What the hell.  We get periodic pics of cute kittehs. 

Don't think she will, but I hope Bristol winds just 'cause I likey lib head explosion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 23, 2010 05:58 PM (M6enm)

215

Are you kidding me? You really think she is good looking? Good God man, you are blind as well as not too bright?

Posted by: Anal Flashlight at November 23, 2010 09:56 PM (CFlmM)

--Wow, so an ugly girl shot you down for a date in high school.

Okay, that takes a while to get over.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 05:58 PM (BP6Z1)

216 Stop with the splody head talk or Mr Scribbler's head will explode!

Posted by: Minuteman at November 23, 2010 05:58 PM (502+o)

217 Pussies every one. Time for me to make the moves on myself.

Posted by: butternut at November 23, 2010 05:58 PM (gOPrg)

218 That line "if so and so was my gf she'd never be not pregnant" is AOSHQ schtick.Not really disrespectful.Morons say it about Megyn Kelly et al all the time.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 05:59 PM (LkXh2)

219 winds = wins

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 23, 2010 05:59 PM (M6enm)

220 205 Once you've been busted eating a cheeseburger off the floor while shitfaced, ya gotta just say, "what the fuck?"

Posted by: The Hoff at November 23, 2010 09:51 PM (PET8M)

............

now that was funny.

Posted by: Racefan at November 23, 2010 05:59 PM (tYntB)

221 221 No, really, Raykon, someone who voted for an unqualified empty suit like Obama can call Palin stupid? Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 09:56 PM (MMC8r) The sad thing is, Come 2012 he STILL won't have had any executive experience at all. Except of the most disastrous sort.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 05:59 PM (tJjm/)

222 Whoever is re-naming Raykon is cracking me up.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 05:59 PM (BP6Z1)

223 ex·tol

–verb (used with object), -tolled, -tol·ling.
to praise highly; laud; eulogize: to extol the beauty of Naples.

Posted by: Anal Flashlight at November 23, 2010 05:59 PM (CFlmM)

224 THIS IS THE GAYEST SHOW EVER!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 06:00 PM (ATMEl)

225 Who is the redhead in the white dress?

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2010 06:00 PM (yY28H)

226 The sad thing is, Come 2012 he STILL won't have had any executive experience at all. Except of the most disastrous sort.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 09:59 PM (tJjm/) 

Hey by 2016 he'll be ready for "Dick-tator for Life"


Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 23, 2010 06:01 PM (PWj+8)

227 That sockpuppet pretending to be me is even using my fake email account, {eliminated for troll-level sadness} WTF!!

Posted by: The super-serious REAL Raykon at November 23, 2010 06:01 PM (lV4Fs)

228 Brooke Burk mmmmmmm

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 06:02 PM (ATMEl)

229 OK generally I try to avoid watching this stuff, but I have to say, after seeing the Rick Fox/Kurt Warner little wannabe Tango, it was pretty good.

For entertainment purposes, of course.  No one would EVER wager on that outcome, right?

Posted by: NC Ref at November 23, 2010 06:02 PM (vdJ8O)

230 235 THIS IS THE GAYEST SHOW EVER!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 10:00 PM (ATMEl)

Excuse Me! What about "Men On Films"

Posted by: Antowine Mayweather at November 23, 2010 06:02 PM (PWj+8)

231 175 If I were going out with Bristol Palin you'd never see her non-pregnant.

You can have her after she's done making my breakfast tomorrow morning, but don't think that means you can take credit for the pregnant part.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 23, 2010 06:02 PM (w8/m8)

232 the show JUST STARTED and we're up to 240 comments.
Yeesh.

Posted by: kay at November 23, 2010 06:03 PM (TW1NB)

233 seriously, DWTS? I don't see this as our Grenada on the war on the war on the Palins. Its...DWTS. And goddamnit. It is raining. Good day to paint though.

Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 06:03 PM (lV4Fs)

234 Uh, hello?  I am the real Raykon <<points at ©>>

Posted by: Raykon© at November 23, 2010 06:03 PM (ctq0s)

235 235 THIS IS THE GAYEST SHOW EVER!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 10:00 PM (ATMEl)

You can say that again, Chief 

Posted by: Indian with the Village People at November 23, 2010 06:04 PM (502+o)

236 233 Whoever is re-naming Raykon is cracking me up.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 09:59 PM (BP6Z1)

You of course are a simpleton so...

Posted by: Anal Flashlights for sale email raygunSucks@gmail.com at November 23, 2010 06:04 PM (CFlmM)

237 This thread is going to blow up Ace's servers and he's out of town.

Posted by: kay at November 23, 2010 06:04 PM (TW1NB)

238 You can almost hear the liberals gibbering and taste their tears.

Posted by: Grayson at November 23, 2010 06:04 PM (B+sJU)

239 This show is gayer than a French horn.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 23, 2010 06:04 PM (XBx/N)

240 Raykon, Obama was the least qualified Presidential candidate in American history, and you voted for him just because he was black.  You didn't vote for John Edwards, who was also woefully unqualified, but at least had completed one term in office.  Why do you hold white candidates to a higher standard, but lower the bar for the black man?  You look down on those brown people, don't you?

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 06:04 PM (MMC8r)

241 the show JUST STARTED and we're up to 240 comments.
Yeesh.

*cough* two freakin' hours *cough*


Miami of Ohio over the mighty Temple Owls  23-3

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 06:05 PM (S5YRY)

242 245 Uh, hello?  I am the real Raykon <<points at ©>>

Posted by: Raykon© at November 23, 2010 10:03 PM (ctq0s)

Hello, Someone "socked" a troll. I have to sit down and write a 50-page letter.

Posted by: Rayon Stockings at November 23, 2010 06:05 PM (PWj+8)

243 I see Mom BRADY (aka Florence Henderson)

Posted by: kay at November 23, 2010 06:05 PM (TW1NB)

244 It's hilarious how many even among us are getting on high horses about watching a show that should be beneath us.

It was not a conservative who shot a TV over this show, right?

Basically the libtards transgressed a rule that goes in my own family about the men: do not make a big deal about something we do being annoying to you, or else we'll keep doing it over and over and over . . . it's not the deed itself that amuses us, but your reaction.

And libtards throwing shitfits over a TV show is amusing to no end.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 06:05 PM (BP6Z1)

245

You of course are a simpleton so...

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 10:04 PM (CFlmM)

Hey, whoa!  That's DOCTOR simpleton to you, buddy.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 06:05 PM (BvBKY)

246 This show is gayer than a French horn.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 23, 2010 10:04 PM (XBx/N)


Gayer than Liberace's boyfriend's hairdresser's poodle's buttplug.

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 06:06 PM (MMC8r)

247 My mom said you guys have to stop making fun of me!

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 06:06 PM (XBx/N)

248 This show is gayer than Ed Schultz's European shoulder bag.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:06 PM (tJjm/)

249 muhahaha

Posted by: CAC, who just remembers he has special powers at November 23, 2010 06:06 PM (lV4Fs)

250 So when is Obumbles going to be on Mythbusters?

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 06:06 PM (LkXh2)

251 It's a fucking dancing competition.
The only important issue is whether she has nice tits and she shows them off.
Otherwise it's worse than Texas football.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 23, 2010 06:07 PM (LH6ir)

252 259 My mom said you guys have to stop making fun of me!

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 10:06 PM (XBx/N)

How can your Mom talk with Obama's dick in her mouth?

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 23, 2010 06:07 PM (PWj+8)

253 if Bristol wins she gets a big shiny ball?
omg.

Posted by: kay at November 23, 2010 06:07 PM (TW1NB)

254 255 They're making actual death threats over it.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 06:07 PM (LkXh2)

255 This show is Gayer than Olbermans Lean forward campaign.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 06:07 PM (ATMEl)

256 Steevy - He's gonna expose the "myth" that he botched the Korean crises.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 23, 2010 06:07 PM (XBx/N)

257 This show is gayer than cum on a mustache.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at November 23, 2010 06:07 PM (XVrGT)

258 240 OK generally I try to avoid watching this stuff, but I have to say, after seeing the Rick Fox/Kurt Warner little wannabe Tango, it was pretty good.

For entertainment purposes, of course.  No one would EVER wager on that outcome, right?

Posted by: NC Ref at November 23, 2010 10:02 PM (vdJ8O)

--I miss Warner; he was getting on a roll and his partner was hot.

BTW, for the first time from me, congrats on helping Nurse Ellmers get the big win!

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 06:08 PM (BP6Z1)

259 268 This show is gayer than cum on a mustache.

Posted by: Lurk Ness Monster at November 23, 2010 10:07 PM (XVrGT)

This show is gayer than a "Rusty Venture"

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 23, 2010 06:08 PM (PWj+8)

260 So help me, I voted.  But you won't make me watch it, not even with one of those Clockwork Orange contraptions.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2010 06:08 PM (HLGCA)

261 Steevy - Death threats and letters with alleged anthrax inside.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 23, 2010 06:09 PM (XBx/N)

262 This show is gayer than a Top Gun volleyball match.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:09 PM (tJjm/)

263 251 Raykon, Obama was the least qualified Presidential candidate in American history, and you voted for him just because he was black.

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Posted by: Anal Flashlights on sale- email me raygunSUCKS@gmail.com at November 23, 2010 06:09 PM (CFlmM)

264 At some point, you've danced enough.

Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won Obama at November 23, 2010 06:09 PM (w8/m8)

265 I refuse to watch this.

Refuse I say!

Posted by: Chris R at November 23, 2010 06:09 PM (h1iq3)

266 It is a stupid show, obviously. It's the leftist's insanity over it that is making it actually enjoyable.
Besides the way this place goes ape-shit for football, dumb TV should be nothing new here.

Posted by: Grayson at November 23, 2010 06:09 PM (B+sJU)

267 272 Palin deranges them more than Cheney and GW.She is fabulous!!

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 06:10 PM (LkXh2)

268 Where's my $3,000, Bitches?

Posted by: fluffy© at November 23, 2010 06:10 PM (SwkdU)

269 271 So help me, I voted.  But you won't make me watch it, not even with one of those Clockwork Orange contraptions.

Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2010 10:08 PM (HLGCA)

It will be mandatory when Sasha is on it! Or no beer for you!

Posted by: Barack Mussolini Obama at November 23, 2010 06:10 PM (PWj+8)

270 272 Steevy - Death threats and letters with alleged anthrax inside. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 23, 2010 10:09 PM (XBx/N) I thought that turned out to be Olberman's dried cum stains?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:10 PM (tJjm/)

271 262 It's a fucking dancing competition.
The only important issue is whether she has nice tits and she shows them off.
Otherwise it's worse than Texas football.

I watch dancing for the same reasons I watch football--- cute guys butts in tight pants.  It's all the same visually

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 06:10 PM (fa9yq)

272 So I voted 5x on one phone, switched to my cell phone and voted 5x, used my fax phone and voted 5x all for the daughter of the woman who hawks Activa. I mean who hawks drilling oil and can see russia from her front porch.

Posted by: kay at November 23, 2010 06:10 PM (TW1NB)

273 I voted for Obama because he's gay - like my dad.

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 06:10 PM (XBx/N)

274 --Wow, so an ugly girl shot you down for a date in high school. Okay, that takes a while to get over. Reminds me of a joke on Hee Haw. Junior Samples to Archie Campbell: I want to marry an ugly woman because a pretty woman might leave me. Archie: The ugly woman might leave you too. Junior: Maybe, but I wouldn't care.

Posted by: delmar at November 23, 2010 06:11 PM (bPYiy)

275 274 251 Raykon, Obama was the least qualified Presidential candidate in American history, and you voted for him just because he was black.

Nahhh, not because he was black. For the record, I voted for Hillary in the primary, then Obama for his pretty words.

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 10:09 PM (CFlmM)

Then we agree that he was the least qualified candidate for President in American history.

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 06:11 PM (MMC8r)

276 This show is gayer than Top Gun, which is on AMC-HD btw.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 06:12 PM (S5YRY)

277 Nahhh, not because he was black. For the record, I voted for Hillary in the primary, then Obama for his pretty words lips.

FIFY raykon

Posted by: chemjeff at November 23, 2010 06:12 PM (PaSAU)

278 This show is gayer than a pink Toyota Prius.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at November 23, 2010 06:12 PM (jYjQj)

279 284 I voted for Obama because he's gay - like my dad.

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 10:10 PM (XBx/N)

I voted for Obama cause he abs gave me a Mr. Naughty!

Posted by: RayHardOn at November 23, 2010 06:12 PM (PWj+8)

280 Nahhh, not because he was black. For the record, I voted for Hillary in the primary, then Obama for his pretty words. Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 10:09 PM (CFlmM) Yeah, well now that you've got Democrats out there suggesting Obama hire himself a co-President, don't you feel just a tad silly?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:12 PM (tJjm/)

281 This show is gayer than a Top Gun volleyball match. You take that back!!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 23, 2010 06:12 PM (SwkdU)

282 Obama makes Lyndon Larouche seem qualified to be president.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 06:12 PM (LkXh2)

283 Ace steps away from the wheel and now the morons are talking about DWTS.

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 06:13 PM (ATMEl)

284 Actually, I was straight as a board until the moment I watched RayKon's mother squirt him out.

Posted by: RayKon, Sr. at November 23, 2010 06:13 PM (w8/m8)

285 This show is gayer than football.

Am I doing it right?

Posted by: Grayson at November 23, 2010 06:13 PM (B+sJU)

286 This show is gayer than Val Kilmer in a towel.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:13 PM (tJjm/)

287 This show is gayer than Raykon's macrame butt plug.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 23, 2010 06:13 PM (3WrnJ)

288 Obama makes Lyndon Larouche Pee Wee Herman seem qualified to be president.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 06:14 PM (S5YRY)

289 I like that Ace is gone.  My comments get in now.

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 06:14 PM (XBx/N)

290 Have any of you guys been watching Blue Bloods.  Last week's episode was intense.

Posted by: Raykon© at November 23, 2010 06:14 PM (ctq0s)

291 Are you guys talking about me like a dog?

Posted by: God Emperor Barky the 1st at November 23, 2010 06:14 PM (bi3em)

292 293 Obama makes Lyndon Larouche seem qualified to be president.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 10:12 PM (LkXh2)

ROTFL LOL, damn you - you made me laugh so loud  I woke the kid up!

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 23, 2010 06:14 PM (PWj+8)

293 This show is gayer than Charles Nelson Riley wearing a pink tutu.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 06:15 PM (LkXh2)

294 235 THIS IS THE GAYEST SHOW EVER!

You didn't notice that this show was followed by Ice Skating with the Stars last night?

DWTS seems like a lumberjack competition by comparison.

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 06:15 PM (gMe9c)

295 This show is gayer than Fire Island .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 23, 2010 06:15 PM (YCW1b)

296 This show is gayer than Nancy Pelosi's footman.

Posted by: logprof at November 23, 2010 06:15 PM (BP6Z1)

297 This show is straighter than Bruce Springsteen.

Posted by: Grayson at November 23, 2010 06:15 PM (B+sJU)

298 This show is gayer than Shake Weight.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 06:15 PM (BvBKY)

299 Obama makes Lyndon Larouche Pee Wee Herman dryer lint seem qualified to be president.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2010 06:16 PM (bi3em)

300 "251 Raykon, Obama was the least qualified Presidential candidate in American history, and you voted for him just because he was black."

Qualified?

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Posted by: Anal Flashlights on sale- email me raygunSUCKS@gmail.com at November 23, 2010 06:16 PM (CFlmM)

301 This show is gayer than Key West .

Posted by: awkward davies at November 23, 2010 06:16 PM (YCW1b)

302 What's worse: that this post has cleared 300 comments, or that this post has trolls?

Posted by: ef at November 23, 2010 06:17 PM (gMe9c)

303 And then they put that Situation crap on.  My reason to watch no more!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 23, 2010 06:17 PM (vdJ8O)

304

Posted by: Anal Flashlight Sale at November 23, 2010 10:16 PM (CFlmM)

Ah, yes.  I realize that you would think he's smart.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 06:17 PM (BvBKY)

305 This show is gayer than RayKon in lederhosen.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 06:17 PM (LkXh2)

306 300 I like that Ace is gone.  My comments get in now.

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 10:14 PM (XBx/N)

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Posted by: Anal Flashlights on sale- email me raygunSUCKS@gmail.com at November 23, 2010 06:18 PM (CFlmM)

307 He learns fast and he is learning.

PPOR, illiterate fuckwit.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2010 06:18 PM (bi3em)

308 I just saw ace in the audience,

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 06:18 PM (ATMEl)

309 This show is gayer than a 1970's San Francisco steam bath when the Village People where in town

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at November 23, 2010 06:18 PM (PWj+8)

310 He learns fast and he is learning. Bad times, con created, are tough, everyone admits. He is like RayGun, at the same time in his presidency (2 years), the tide will turn...

So you admit voting for an unqualified candidate.  But hey, he'll just get on-the-job training.  But Palin couldn't get that as VP?  Idiot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 23, 2010 06:18 PM (XBx/N)

311 i've always been told/known that dancing is the closest thing to having sex in public that you can do and not get arrested...why do so few guys figures this out?

Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 06:18 PM (rLQ+e)

312 Heh, fast trollbusting. Awesome.

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2010 06:19 PM (bi3em)

313 The ONT is up, but I'm afraid James Tiberius Kirk is once again hell bent on proving that morons have no life outside of cyberspace whatsoever. Sigh.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:19 PM (tJjm/)

314 This show is gayer than Obama on a bicycle.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at November 23, 2010 06:19 PM (Y81Xa)

315 This show is gayer than Raykon holding hands with Barney Frank while bar hopping on Castro st.

Posted by: awkward davies at November 23, 2010 06:19 PM (YCW1b)

316 Qualified?

He learns fast and he is learning.

Exactly.  You voted for an empty suit know-nothing because he was PC.  Glad to hear you've admitted it, now comes the healing.

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 06:19 PM (MMC8r)

317 This is gayer than Elton John's underwear drawer.

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 23, 2010 06:19 PM (RKpGM)

318 322 Yeah but it is in public.I hate to dance and I'm not even bad at it.Alcohol may get me out there for a song or two though.

Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2010 06:20 PM (LkXh2)

319 This show is gayer than the nightmares which haunt Fred Phelps.

Posted by: malclave at November 23, 2010 06:20 PM (OCRaO)

320 322 i've always been told/known that dancing is the closest thing to having sex in public that you can do and not get arrested...why do so few guys figures this out?

They'd rather watch other guys chase after a ball?

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 06:20 PM (fa9yq)

321 i've always been told/known that dancing is the closest thing to having sex in public that you can do and not get arrested... do so few guys figures this out? Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 10:18 PM (rLQ+e) It's just that girls will only put up with dry humping for so long...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:21 PM (tJjm/)

322 This show is gayer than me...

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at November 23, 2010 06:21 PM (dhz9q)

323 Raykon is right; I am lernin very quickly.  Like, yesterday, I lernd't that the Austrian word for hello is hola.

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 23, 2010 06:21 PM (ctq0s)

324

This show is gayer than a biker dyke at a pride parade!

Posted by: redstatedeb at November 23, 2010 06:22 PM (CluUg)

325 This thread is gayer than Ron Regan Jr. in a ballerina outfit.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:22 PM (tJjm/)

326 This thread is gayer than macaroni art.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at November 23, 2010 06:23 PM (dhz9q)

327 I guess Anal Flashlights don't sell well. Haven't seen a post by Anal Flashlight in 5 minutes...

Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2010 06:23 PM (lV4Fs)

328 ...gayer than Rahm's tutu.

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 23, 2010 06:23 PM (RKpGM)

329 This thread is gayer than a Richard Simmons exercise video.,/b> *I should think this wins the "gayer than" competition, hands down*

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:24 PM (tJjm/)

330 This thread is gayer than my Bolivian housekeeper.

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 06:24 PM (XBx/N)

331 did she win or what?

Posted by: str8 outta the mon at November 23, 2010 06:25 PM (dwOwg)

332 This thread is gayer than Bawney's mouth.

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 23, 2010 06:25 PM (RKpGM)

333 342 did she win or what? Posted by: str8 outta the mon at November 23, 2010 10:25 PM (dwOwg) Who? Oh, her...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:26 PM (tJjm/)

334 This thread is gayer than a Cher concert with a Liza walk-on.

Posted by: redstatedeb at November 23, 2010 06:26 PM (CluUg)

335 This thread is gayer than Bawney's Wide Receiver.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 23, 2010 06:26 PM (tJjm/)

336

Reminds me of a joke on Hee Haw.
Junior Samples to Archie Campbell: I want to marry an ugly woman because a pretty woman might leave me. Archie: The ugly woman might leave you too. Junior: Maybe, but I wouldn't care.

Posted by: delmar at November 23, 2010 10:11 PM (bPYiy)

You, sir/madam, have unabashed good taste and breeding.

Posted by: RushBabe at November 23, 2010 06:26 PM (a3Z62)

337 This show is gayer than me eating fish sticks.

Posted by: raykaaaaaaaaaaahn at November 23, 2010 06:26 PM (5hHJ9)

338 I'm not sure if the moose kid won or not, but if she does that's gayer than this thread.

Posted by: redstatedeb at November 23, 2010 06:27 PM (CluUg)

339 This show is gayer than a Glenn Greenwald/Andi Sullivan wrestling match.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 23, 2010 06:27 PM (3WrnJ)

340 This is gayer than a TSA pat down

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at November 23, 2010 06:28 PM (ATMEl)

341 This is gayer than the ticket line for a Judy Garland Film Festival.

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 23, 2010 06:28 PM (RKpGM)

342 This thread is gayer than that oily fffttt sound Elton John makes when he farts.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 23, 2010 06:28 PM (cxGtL)

343 ...earlier.... do so few guys figures this out?

that is not how it sounded in my head...in my head, it was ...why do so few guys figure this out?

just so you know

Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 06:28 PM (rLQ+e)

344 This thread is gayer than Rick Ellensburg's boyfriend.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 06:29 PM (S5YRY)

345 This thread is gayer than a man in his mother's basement making comments on the internet about how gay a show is...

Posted by: phreshone at November 23, 2010 06:29 PM (T3vCe)

346 This is gayer than a GOProud event's Coulter drag show!

Posted by: redstatedeb at November 23, 2010 06:30 PM (CluUg)

347 i've always been told/known that dancing is the closest thing to having sex in public that you can do and not get arrested...why do so few guys figures this out?

A lot of it comes from the fact that dancing takes place in a social setting that is less and less frequently seen in modern society.  Before cable television and video games and home video, dances were a way for people to interact, and for young adults especially. 

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2010 06:31 PM (yY28H)

348 This is gayer than the SF Leather Parade.

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 23, 2010 06:31 PM (RKpGM)

349 This is gayer than the ticket line for a Judy Garland Film Festival.

Subtle with just a hint of stereotyping. Winner. 

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2010 06:32 PM (yY28H)

350 This thread is almost as gay as thinking a man is qualified to be Pres because you fall in love with his pants creases.

Posted by: raykaaaaaaaaaaahn at November 23, 2010 06:32 PM (5hHJ9)

351 Are you guys talking about me like a dog?

Posted by: God Emperor Barky the 1st at November 23, 2010 10:14 PM (bi3em)

They're practically on suicide watch at Gateway Pundit at the increasing police state.  Does that make you feel better, Jackwagon?

Posted by: RushBabe at November 23, 2010 06:33 PM (a3Z62)

352 A lot of it comes from the fact that dancing takes place in a social setting that is less and less frequently seen in modern society.  Before cable television and video games and home video, dances were a way for people to interact, and for young adults especially.

Exactly-- that's what 'folk' dances are-- what you do with your family, friends, hanging out, at parties, weddings.  Everyone danced from the youngest to the oldest.  It wasn't learned or taught, it was simply something you did.

One of the funniest things I ever heard was an old Iranian woman when she learned here granddaughter was teaching dance to 'city' women in Vienna....
"What kind of woman needs to be taught how to dance?"

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 06:34 PM (fa9yq)

353 My favorite joke:

Q: Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?

A: Because it might lead to DANCING!

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 23, 2010 06:36 PM (3WrnJ)

354 This thread is gayer than a Cher concert with a Liza walk-on.

With an opening act of Kathy Griffin

Posted by: Gride at November 23, 2010 06:38 PM (avJWG)

355 Gayer than a Margaret Cho audience at the Sodomy Festival.

Posted by: nickless© at November 23, 2010 06:45 PM (MMC8r)

356 Exactly-- that's what 'folk' dances are-- what you do with your family, friends, hanging out, at parties, weddings.  Everyone danced from the youngest to the oldest.  It wasn't learned or taught, it was simply something you did.

The ballroom dances all started out as folk dances.  They become formalized as they moved into the cities and the wealthier classes.  Viennese waltz started out as a dance from rural Austria, for example.  Argentine Tango was first danced in the slums of Buenos Aires.  Personally, I love contra dances, and wish they were more a part of our culture. 

The big problem now is that dancing has left the common knowledge of our culture, and as such it's very hard to get back.  Parents don't know how to dance, and so kids don't know how to dance.  Furthermore, there is no emphasis on it, since any dancing people do is likely to be either the highly interpretative gyrations of a nightclub (no offense intended towards belly dancers!) or the standard side to side rocking that you see couple do when they don't know how to do anything else.

Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2010 06:46 PM (yY28H)

357 RIPOFF!

Posted by: Tightie Rightie at November 23, 2010 06:50 PM (pTOob)

358 This is an outrage!!!

Posted by: mugiwara at November 23, 2010 06:50 PM (KI/Ch)

359 i switched to the last 50 minutes of castaway with tom hanks the sockpuppet.

Posted by: kay at November 23, 2010 06:50 PM (TW1NB)

360 Baywatch fans in Sweden are going ga-ga right now.

Posted by: kay at November 23, 2010 06:51 PM (TW1NB)

361 Who won?

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 23, 2010 06:52 PM (RsFpR)

362 The big problem now is that dancing has left the common knowledge of our culture, and as such it's very hard to get back.  Parents don't know how to dance, and so kids don't know how to dance.  Furthermore, there is no emphasis on it, since any dancing people do is likely to be either the highly interpretative gyrations of a nightclub (no offense intended towards belly dancers!) or the standard side to side rocking that you see couple do when they don't know how to do anything else.

Preach it brother--- We don't have a cultural dance nor do we treat dance as a recreation that everyone does for fun.   We don't have a movement vocabulary.   BTW, Belly Dance has gone through the exact same morphing--- from Raks Sharki (people's dance) that has a  bzillion folky variations to the caberet nightclub-westernized versions that people think is authentic but is no where near the real thing (BTW, I've been in a ballet troupe and Raks is harder only eclipsed by Flamenco).    Trust me, it has a very broad technique vocabulary.

Posted by: EZB at November 23, 2010 06:54 PM (fa9yq)

363 Apparently twitter put out the result already?????

The website crashed?  Was that a way to prevent palin votes?

Posted by: curious at November 23, 2010 06:54 PM (p302b)

364 twitter says jennifer gray won

Posted by: curious at November 23, 2010 06:55 PM (p302b)

365 Bristol has a lot of class.

Posted by: SJR2 at November 23, 2010 06:56 PM (oCbCP)

366 Liberals will  think they won something

Posted by: Gride at November 23, 2010 06:57 PM (avJWG)

367 Liberal idiots will be writing about how this is a repudiation of the recent elections. lol

Posted by: William_Shatner's_Pants at November 23, 2010 07:00 PM (dhz9q)

368 Is it safe?

Posted by: toby928™ at November 23, 2010 07:00 PM (S5YRY)

369 Obama will announce the results as a mandate to govern even further to the left.

Posted by: William_Shatner's_Pants at November 23, 2010 07:01 PM (dhz9q)

370

Bristol's out?  Bristol's OUT?????

And now many innocent televisions will pay the price.  Oh the inhumanity!

Posted by: Mary Beth at November 23, 2010 07:02 PM (uGE+P)

371 FCC announces stringent new rules governing DWTS voting procedures.

Posted by: Tightie Rightie at November 23, 2010 07:03 PM (pTOob)

372 It's too funny, the old people all remembered to vote, like they usually do and the young people, for kyle and bristol didn't.

although wonder how many union members were told to vote for something they don't even watch?

Posted by: curious at November 23, 2010 07:04 PM (p302b)

373 It is amazing how libs get  worked up over things like this. Like when that freak gay dude lost on American Idol. Liberals couldn't stop crying about how it was conservative middle America that did it.

Posted by: Gride at November 23, 2010 07:04 PM (avJWG)

374 Once again, the liberals throw the black guy under the bus.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 23, 2010 07:05 PM (BvBKY)

375 Cons suck as much as Bristol is dumb (lots)

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 07:08 PM (CFlmM)

376 "386 Cons suck as much as Bristol is dumb (lots)

Posted by: RayKon at November 23, 2010 11:08 PM (CFlmM)"

Yep, that bristol is dumb, so dumb, so dumb that she made a small fortune dancing for a couple of weeks and now has a huge fan base and lots of friends all over the world and she has brought attention to how great her family is as her mom considers her run for the presidency.....


but yeah, she's dumb....lol

Posted by: curious at November 23, 2010 07:11 PM (p302b)

377 Yeah Bristol is so dumb that she is personally responsible for millions of liberal's heads exploding. What a great experience for a wonderful, young lady.  

Posted by: PC14 at November 23, 2010 07:16 PM (XB+w8)

378 If Bristol would have just held up an ultrasound of Tripp with the caption *I should have aborted him*, she would have won hands down.

Posted by: sybilll at November 23, 2010 07:20 PM (QwOwd)

379 389 If Bristol would have just held up an ultrasound of Tripp with the caption *I should have aborted him*, she would have won hands down. Posted by: sybilll at November 23, 2010 11:20 PM (QwOwd) ______________________________________________________ I love the smell of abortions in the morning. Smells like....victory.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at November 23, 2010 07:25 PM (dhz9q)

380

Ah well, I've never watched the show, so I guess I'll go back to not watching the show.

You guys are just gonna have to elect Sarah Palin as President so we can see lots of liberal heads explode.

Posted by: CanaDave at November 23, 2010 07:26 PM (XXRI4)

381

Wait, you mean a proffessionaly trained dancer that was one of the stars of Dirty Dancing won a dance competition agaisnt others that have zro training and experience training? Que Surprise!

Haven't watched this show in seasons because it is so absurd and rigged-even just by "entertainment" standards. as if audience votes will actually be counted. Jennifer should be mortified for being humiliated. Such a blatent fish in the barrel set up win for her. If she had broken both her legs in the middle of the competition, they still would have named her winner. If this were Powerball ABC would ask every contest to pick 5 correct numbers between 1-100. They would than ask jenifer grey to pick a number between 1 and 1

There is no rock bottom these hollywood whore has beens will go to to jump start a long dead career. Have some self respect. I could care less who wins and who doesn't but please don't insult my intelligence with this horseshit setting up a certain person as the winner from the start

 

Posted by: Indi at November 23, 2010 07:54 PM (UO76L)

382 31 I watched last night (had to, wife hid the remotes). Bristol is cute, but Jennifer Grey deserves to win, just because she was so much better than the other two.

I thought, as conservatives, we were fully in support of a meritocracy. The winner should be the best one, not the one with the mom we all like.

Posted by: DarkFlounder at November 23, 2010 08:24 PM (hc8it)

--------

How about everyone competing has the same amount of training and experience? rather than one has pro dance training and experience while the rest have none.

Posted by: Indi at November 23, 2010 07:57 PM (UO76L)

383 hmmmmm

Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 08:04 PM (rLQ+e)

384

Murkowski didn't win this one?

Posted by: Cowboy at November 23, 2010 08:04 PM (g9AYc)

385

The Fix Was In. WE ALL KNEW IT.

We shouldnÂ’t be surprised about that!

Do you think those producers at ABC would ever allow a Palin to win, under ANY circumstances? No, Nope, and HELL NO!

Posted by: theduchessofkitty at November 23, 2010 08:06 PM (q5ZJk)

386 does it end here...at 395?

Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 08:07 PM (rLQ+e)

387 oh goody

Posted by: elspeth at November 23, 2010 08:08 PM (rLQ+e)

388 Who is gay?

Posted by: rei at November 23, 2010 08:35 PM (snq3X)

389 399 Who is gay?

Posted by: rei at November 24, 2010 12:35 AM (snq3X)

Just you

Posted by: The only logical answer at November 23, 2010 09:10 PM (BP6Z1)

390 It's true, grey was the best dancer and she had the best overall score but the audience is supposed to be 50% of the outcome with their votes.  But didn't you know that the dems/libs would suddenly, when bristol got into the finals, kick in with the union vote.  Don't you think it's odd that twitter announced it before the show was near announcing it?  Wonder what union people have their hands on this one?   How come the website crashed, an ABC website??? what??? crashed????  Well, how many votes for bristol weren't counted?  Jennifer grey was a great dancer, last night she slipped a disc and was in pain.  I mean the woman actually crippled herself further for this competition so maybe she should have won.  But, it makes you wonder what the votes for bristol were.  I knew tons of people rooting for kyle, a few for bristol but no one wanted jennifer.  Maybe the old people outvoted the young?

Posted by: curious at November 23, 2010 09:16 PM (p302b)

391 It was a popularity contest. I think if the judges had rated Palindrome higher, she would have won, fan votes are 50% so with the judge votes favoring Jennifer Grey by a big margin it was hard for Bristol to close the gap.

Posted by: Muckdog at November 23, 2010 09:48 PM (ZGK1J)

392 Sorry for typos. iPad spellcheck. Palindrome should be Palin.

Posted by: Muckdog at November 23, 2010 09:49 PM (ZGK1J)

393

Can we stop pretending that DWTS makes "heads explode"?  This was a true bi-partisan display of retardation.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at November 23, 2010 10:09 PM (3DIBw)

394

Of course Grey was the best dancer. because she was the ONLY dancer with dance training and one of the stars of a dance movie competing against people whose dance experience, skill and knowledge is limited to going to a club with friends. How is that in any way a "competition"? 

Audience votes don't count for squat except making the audience feel like they have a say and will continue to watch. The fact is, votes decide nothing.

Posted by: Indi at November 24, 2010 01:49 AM (UO76L)

395

Well, that was sure fun.

What's next to torture Libs with?

Piper on Disney?

Posted by: Haiku Guy at November 24, 2010 02:25 AM (jYjQj)

396

So the dancer won. 

 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at November 24, 2010 03:01 AM (0fzsA)

397 @410 No, Piper's too bright for a Disney gig. I think she should do the McLaughlin Group. She'll make that old hag Clift cry. Then she'll filet her like a halibut.

Posted by: Turfmann, vanquisher of crabgrass at November 24, 2010 03:23 AM (vJmMN)

398 If I can call the winner as soon as they list the season's contestants based on who has dance experience, it's not really a contest, is it? Ringer won, just like when they had the Pussycat Doll on. It's why I don't bother actually watching the show, I know where it's going.

Posted by: Kerry's iPhone at November 24, 2010 03:52 AM (Z0EF7)

399

The winner was a whiner, Jennifer Gray was the most drama queened of the bunch, bawling every five minutes like a lost cow.

She won, The judges hoped that would get her to STFU crying. 

Posted by: HEP-T at November 24, 2010 05:33 AM (RhtgC)

400 Rigged.  From the start. 

Posted by: SurferDoc at November 24, 2010 06:13 AM (RKpGM)

401 406

Can we stop pretending that DWTS makes "heads explode"?  This was a true bi-partisan display of retardation.

Posted by: swamp_yankee

I didn't see any conservatives shooting TV's, sending white powdery substances in the mail, making death threats, or bitching that a show that is a popularity contest is a popularity contest.

Kansas

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