September 20, 2010
— Ace This Ain't Hell wrote today to tell me that Margaret Cho was on Dancing With The Stars.
I expect Margaret Cho will be every bit the success at dance as she is at comedy.
Livestream: here.
Thanks to Melissa Clouthier.
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Posted by: Lady GaGa at September 20, 2010 04:05 PM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 20, 2010 04:05 PM (V/EYZ)
So I'll start watching next week, I'm thinking.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 04:06 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 04:07 PM (oVQFe)
See, it's the pauses that are so funny.
Margaret's mom: "Magalet, why you lika da ghey boys???"
Posted by: Chocolate Covered, Freaky, and Habit Forming at September 20, 2010 04:07 PM (2y3ry)
One Marglet Cho could feed North Korean famiry for weeks.
Posted by: Kim Jong Il at September 20, 2010 04:08 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2010 04:08 PM (bZ4G+)
Posted by: kefka at September 20, 2010 04:09 PM (OJh26)
Posted by: Margaret Cho...fo sho. at September 20, 2010 04:10 PM (DW2oo)
Posted by: Will Folkes at September 20, 2010 04:10 PM (LEynS)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 20, 2010 04:10 PM (JNV96)
Posted by: XBradTC at September 20, 2010 04:12 PM (X0Ona)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 20, 2010 08:10 PM
Margaret Cho? We should be so lucky...
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 20, 2010 04:12 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:15 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: President Perfect-Example (of what not to do) at September 20, 2010 04:15 PM (HjxoE)
Here's Maggie Cho and her glorious tats, not showing the Chinese snake coiled next to her cooter.
Posted by: Fish at September 20, 2010 04:15 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:15 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dash RipRock at September 20, 2010 04:17 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 20, 2010 04:17 PM (Yq+qN)
Margaret tripped and almost went face first down the staircase in the intro
Posted by: beedubay at September 20, 2010 04:17 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Will Folkes at September 20, 2010 08:10 PM (LEynS)
Will always had a soft spot for Ace
-- Will's squeekhole
Posted by: ya2daup at September 20, 2010 04:18 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 20, 2010 04:19 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Chris R at September 20, 2010 04:20 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: Ben at September 20, 2010 04:20 PM (DKV43)
Half the fun is pulling for the ones that do not belong to be dismissed.
New season of Castle. I'll give The Event a try. It has to be better than Flash Forward, which had a good premise but sucked in execution. None of the characters were relateable, the main female protagonist was an outright bitch.
I'm recording the game so I can retain my Man Card. BackwardsGirl must be obeyed on this night if I ever want to eat again.
Emmit Smith had the quote of the century after his season when he answered the question "Do any of your football playing buds goad you for appearing on this show?"
He answered with "A real man will try to do something he's never done before."
Word.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2010 04:20 PM (kFODZ)
Posted by: ya2daup at September 20, 2010 04:20 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Dash RipRock at September 20, 2010 04:21 PM (eHP4n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:21 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 08:18 PM (UOM4
I feel compelled to state for the record that there's nothing wrong with big 'ol titties. Big 'ol titties are as perfect as perfect gets.
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:22 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: President Perfect-Example (of what not to do) at September 20, 2010 04:22 PM (HjxoE)
I bet Margaret Cho's "dancing partner" holds about 4 "D" cell batteries and stands about 9" tall.
Posted by: Dang at September 20, 2010 04:22 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Girl Thursday at September 20, 2010 04:23 PM (HrOkE)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 20, 2010 04:23 PM (HjxoE)
Are there any funny female comedians?
i've always wondered if women find female comedians funny. Maybe i just don't get the jokes or can't relate, but I don't find any females comedians funny.
Women can be funny, i know a bunch, and they are good in movies, but I've never seen a good female stand up act.
Posted by: Ben at September 20, 2010 04:23 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:23 PM (UOM48)
Margaret Cho once flirted with me during the aftershow at the Lakeshore Theatre (I was there for the show after hers.) I ignored her. She walked away.
If Bristol Palin had done that to me? You'd never see her unpregnant.
Posted by: CrustyB at September 20, 2010 04:23 PM (qzgbP)
Are there any funny female comedians?
Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 20, 2010 08:22 PM (V/EYZ)
Phyllis Diller, even in her current embalmed state.
Posted by: Bristol Palin at September 20, 2010 04:24 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, who is not a Huddy fan at September 20, 2010 08:22 PM (Yq+qN)
Shark. Jump. 2006. Enough of House.
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:24 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 20, 2010 08:22 PM (V/EYZ)
Not really...and every female disc jockey I've ever heard made me change the station.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 04:25 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Drew Sully (not Mulder) at September 20, 2010 04:25 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Megan McCain at September 20, 2010 04:25 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:25 PM (UOM48)
Now THAT is dirty. FL has one of the higher rates of identity theft in the US, something like 1 in 6, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 20, 2010 04:25 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2010 04:25 PM (kFODZ)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 20, 2010 08:22 PM (V/EYZ)
No! And I never understood why.
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:25 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at September 20, 2010 04:26 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:27 PM (UOM48)
Hey, Megan! Ya mind running a wash rag under us every once in a while? It's gettin' all sticky down here. And your belt buckle's rubbin' us raw.
Posted by: Soda and Soup at September 20, 2010 04:27 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 08:15 PM (UOM4
Hi Jane! Hope all is well with you! No not watching the D.C. Hos. I hate that whole D.C. cocktail circuit and all the slobbering over the Obamas. I watch tv to escape. I was worried these scrunts would be all talking Barry and Moochelle up. I just couldn't take it. If I had to hear what a style icon FLATUS is (First Lady Against The U.S.) I would have to put a shoe through the my tv. I thought it would be best to avoid that.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:28 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Chris R at September 20, 2010 08:20 PM (AO4qz)
Who cares? Sarah on Chuck is so much hotter then Cuddy, even fully clothed.
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 04:29 PM (oVQFe)
Do you know how hard it is to find a bra in 38 long? Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 20, 2010 04:29 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:29 PM (UOM48)
New installment of Load Heat.
Posted by: XBradTC at September 20, 2010 04:29 PM (X0Ona)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 20, 2010 08:29 PM (HjxoE)
Excuse me, but as a penis-based person... bras come in "long"?
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:31 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Portnoy at September 20, 2010 04:31 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:32 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2010 04:32 PM (l0MNy)
Sorry, 'rons & 'rettes, Sarah tweeted that they're watching it from her living room.
Makes sense that she wouldn't want to take away frm Bristol's night.
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 04:33 PM (nbzzk)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 20, 2010 04:33 PM (HjxoE)
I'm watching a lost episode of Punky Brewster on VHS. She just shot heroin and made a really sick home movie with Brandon. They, of course, didn't show anything. But it really is a very special episode.
Posted by: Dang at September 20, 2010 04:34 PM (TXKVh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:34 PM (UOM48)
I think Carol Burnett is pretty funny, and also classy, but I think of her as more of an actress. Now that you mention it, I can't think of a comedienne (proper spelling) who truly amuses me. All the routines are "Hey, I had kids and now my tits are all swingy!" or "Hey, aren't men dumb!?" LAME
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 04:34 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2010 04:35 PM (l0MNy)
Ugh. They're heads and tails above the scrunts in NY, CA, and especially Atlanta. And that's not saying much.
I haven't seen DC, but is it safe to say that Danielle (NJ) is the biggest ho scrunt of them all?
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:36 PM (8GYOu)
Judy Tenuta and her Magic Accordion.
Judyism.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 20, 2010 08:25 PM (kFODZ)
The Love Goddess FTW
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2010 04:36 PM (aIWP/)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 20, 2010 08:33 PM (HjxoE)
Thank you for sharing the secret. Considering that we men worship the female breast as we do. I was very concerned
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:36 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: snarkandDD's at September 20, 2010 04:37 PM (bWyKQ)
Posted by: CrustyB at September 20, 2010 04:37 PM (qzgbP)
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:37 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Opus at September 20, 2010 04:38 PM (IebeI)
Women can be funny, i know a bunch, and they are good in movies, but I've never seen a good female stand up act.
Posted by: Ben at September 20, 2010 08:23 PM
Geri Jewell
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2010 04:39 PM (yQWNf)
Damn. Now I need a shower.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:39 PM (UOM48)
60 Shark. Jump. 2006. Enough of House.
I would say somewhere during S5 (200
, though they have managed some good episodes since. Though you're likely a fan of the more sardonic misanthropic House, not the one who occasionally does some sould-searching. After Amber died, though, it became too introspective and not enough about the medicine. Should have stopped sometime after House and Wilson reconciled.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, who is not a Huddy fan at September 20, 2010 04:39 PM (Yq+qN)
This is kinda blasphemy, because I appreciate the barriers she broke for women writers, but I think she was more cutesy than funny.
Florence King, though? My heroine. Ann Coulter is also pretty funny when not pissing me off.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 04:40 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 04:40 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:41 PM (UOM48)
Jane Curtain is a good comedic actress, but again, not technically a comedienne.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 04:42 PM (d0TxY)
88 Carol Burnett. Funniest woman alive.
I took my boy to DC for the Beck rally and we went to Smithsonian, they have her "Scarlett O'Hara" curtain dress. It was fun to tell my teenager about it.
Posted by: madamex at September 20, 2010 04:43 PM (dXGcy)
Am I the only one who gets the mental image of Ace on the couch, in a Snuggie®, with a bunch of kittehs around him, and screaming "this is better than all the Twilight movies put together"?
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 04:44 PM (aaULJ)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 08:40 PM (z1N6a)
One of the funniest shows of all times.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 04:44 PM (VuLos)
It's funny. D'oh is watching football or something, but asked me to let him know when Bristol is on. So he can critique her "dancing style". Heh.
I'm sure Mr. D'oh is an affecianado of teh arts. I'm sure his interest isn't purient at all, but he sincerely wants to critique Miss Palin's form and technique. He probably just wants to see how an American can pull off that classic French dance, the Cans Cans.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:44 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2010 04:44 PM (l0MNy)
Women can be funny, i know a bunch, and they are good in movies, but I've never seen a good female stand up act.
Posted by: Ben at September 20, 2010 08:23 PM (DKV43)
I think Tammi Pescatelli is a pretty funny comedienne. I think the key could be that she is actually telling the jokes that are funny as opposed to some other female comediennes where the joke is supposed to be funny only because its a girl telling it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 04:45 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Kenny Powers at September 20, 2010 04:45 PM (JsEev)
It would help if I could spell.
Anyway, was also happy to see that NCIS is reportedly returning to its old format, and that the former lib producer understands that people weren't too happy with his occasional PC crap. Here's hoping that is the case.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, who is not a Huddy fan at September 20, 2010 04:45 PM (Yq+qN)
The ladies on SCTV were great. That wasn't stand up though.
Posted by: Oldcat
Remember the character, Dusty House? Catherine O'Hara playing a raunchy stand up. There are some Youtube videos. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Dang at September 20, 2010 04:46 PM (TXKVh)
is on the cover of People Magazine showing off her new bod. Why is this woman even relevant? Sheesh! Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:46 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2010 04:46 PM (2g2ex)
Women can be funny, i know a bunch, and they are good in movies, but I've never seen a good female stand up act.
Posted by: Ben at September 20, 2010 08:23 PM (DKV43)
Amen. I agree. I can't figure out why.
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:47 PM (c1oyg)
Shark. Jump. 2006. Enough of House.
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 08:24 PM (c1oyg)
That show died somewhere around Season 3-4 once House developed a soul and decided to start caring about his staff (which, coincidentally, was when he got his new staff, by which I mean Kumar, the hotter hot chick, and the really Jewish guy to replace the black guy, the gay-ish Aussie, and the regular ol' hot chick).
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 20, 2010 04:47 PM (tOCL6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 04:48 PM (BP6Z1)
Lucille Ball was a hilarious chick...probably not a stand-up, though. Shit....Ellen isn't bad...maybe watchable if NOTHING else was on.
Funny comediennes??? Rita Rudner? Eddie Murphy was a girl sometimes.
Posted by: gator at September 20, 2010 04:48 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 20, 2010 04:48 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:48 PM (UOM48)
One of the best sight gags of all time.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 08:47 PM (d0TxY)
Wow, Yes. Carol Burnett was a genius. The CB show was hysterical. Where are her successors?
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:49 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: madamex at September 20, 2010 04:49 PM (dXGcy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2010 04:49 PM (l0MNy)
Ace,
I think you should claim to have a pic of M. Cho after the jump...and then use the Ewok pic again.
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 20, 2010 04:49 PM (XdlcF)
Not even bashing all the dash lights out first so I couldn't see her.
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 04:49 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: MrCaniac at September 20, 2010 04:49 PM (aaULJ)
I've thought about this, actually. I think it's because the female sense of humor tends to be more situational and story-focused rather than suited to the punch-punch-punch rhythm of a standup routine.
Case in point: I get paid to write humor columns. I do not like The Stooges.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 04:50 PM (d0TxY)
He won't be method acting, will he? Because that won't end well.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 20, 2010 04:51 PM (tOCL6)
Paula Poundstone
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 04:51 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 04:51 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: Pure Gold at September 20, 2010 04:51 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (UOM48)
Bristol hasn't made the best choices, but, Gawd, I hope she does well.
Not sure why, but I'm a little nervous for her.
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (nbzzk)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (z1N6a)
Ah yes. Margaret Cho up. Already with the mimicking her mom.
The one season of "Last Comic Standing" I saw, the guy who won, Dat Phan was Vietnamese and his only schtick was imitating his mom who owned a beauty salon. He was so not funny and virtually unwatchable. There was another guy who was a chain smoker/compulsive ironer from NJ who was a lot funnier and Ralphie May (big, fat white dude) who really should have won.
I swear Dat Phan only won because he was a minority, and the geniuses on the network thought it would be cool to have him be the winner (show their diversity creds or something). I believe Ralphie May is doing stuff in Vegas. I don't know what happened to Dat Phan.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Chris R at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (mHQ7T)
Not even bashing all the dash lights out first so I couldn't see her.
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 08:49 PM (gSg+W)
The Atomic Cockroach! I had one. Had my way with many a HS chickie in it. Good times, good times
Posted by: Inner circles of hell at September 20, 2010 04:52 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: gator at September 20, 2010 04:53 PM (aOKEC)
well the SCTV show was later - early 1980s.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 04:53 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: estee lauder at September 20, 2010 04:54 PM (l0MNy)
I remember her because she basically epitomized the female comediennes of the '80s, what with the tie and all (although thanks to Karen on Will and Grace, whenever I see a woman wearing a vest as a fashion statement, I immediately think, "Why are you dressed like a female comic from 1986? Ladies, am I right? Am I right?") The only survivors of that era are Ellen and Bonnie Hunt, who largely owes her career to the fact that David Letterman wants to bone her and was forever funding projects for her.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 04:54 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 04:55 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 04:56 PM (8GYOu)
144 There was a Carol Burnett skit where a soap opera show had its cameramen replaced by the executives due to a strike. Nearly killed me dead funny.
My lovely deceased mom and pop loved Tim Conway and Harvey Korman, and then again, who didn't.
Posted by: madamex at September 20, 2010 04:56 PM (dXGcy)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 04:56 PM (gSg+W)
Don't remember the name.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 04:56 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 04:57 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: gecsn at September 20, 2010 04:57 PM (9Bp95)
Good grief if she's troweling on that much in her early twenties, what will she be doing when she's in her forties and fifties.
Bondo. Thin spread evenly, smooth out. When dry, sand using #400, then #600, then #800, then #1000 grit sandpaper. Airbrush sealer, then primer, then color to desired effect.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2010 04:57 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: gator at September 20, 2010 04:57 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Paris Hilton at September 20, 2010 04:58 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 04:58 PM (gSg+W)
I'm actually surprised Meggy McCain didn't get the call from DWS.
I've heard the reason is that they didn't have time to re-enforce the floors.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2010 04:58 PM (yQWNf)
My lovely deceased mom and pop loved Tim Conway and Harvey Korman, and then again, who didn't.
Posted by: madamex at September 20, 2010 08:56 PM (dXGcy)
Remember the dentist and patient skit they did. Harvey Korman could barely get any of his lines out he was laughing so hard at Tim Conway.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 04:59 PM (VuLos)
Mary Jo Pehl, who was Pearl on MST3K in the Sci-Fi years, is a pretty funny writer. I got to meet her once, and she actually didn't make me ashamed to have ovaries. Much.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 04:59 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: CrustyB at September 20, 2010 04:59 PM (qzgbP)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 08:40 PM (z1N6a)
One of the funniest shows of all times.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 08:44 PM (VuLos)
Absolutely; sooooooooo much better than SNL imo
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 20, 2010 04:59 PM (aIWP/)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (Yq+qN)
If I have to pick someone I want to win, he'd be it.
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (UOM48)
I remember a comedienne who was kind of like a female Stephen Wright. Totally deadpan delivery.
Don't remember the name.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2010 05:00 PM (2g2ex)
I swear Dat Phan only won because he was a minority, and the geniuses on the network thought it would be cool to have him be the winner (show their diversity creds or something). I believe Ralphie May is doing stuff in Vegas. I don't know what happened to Dat Phan.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 08:52 PM (8GYOu)
Can't stand Ralphie May. But he's a lot better than Dat Phan. He got his Comedy Central half hour special and hasn't done shit since. That show has proceeded to launch no one into the big time, but I think most of the other winners have at least been funny comedians. I think the next two winners were John Heffron and Alonzo Bodden and both of those are hilarious.
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 05:01 PM (oVQFe)
Funniest thing ever on the Carol Burnett show which had very much funny stuff.
"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't resist."
Posted by: huerfnao at September 20, 2010 05:01 PM (No0N3)
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2010 05:01 PM (bZ4G+)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:01 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 05:01 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 05:02 PM (8GYOu)
Those folks are comedy goooooolllldddd.
Gonna buy a box set.
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 05:02 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 09:01 PM (EHI/u)
I've never seen it before either.
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 05:03 PM (VuLos)
A nice lady who did a fine job with Michael J. Nelson on the Rifftrax for Glitter (hilarious!) But then she went with Joel's Cinematic Titanic project and revealed herself as a commie. Shame.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 05:03 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 20, 2010 05:04 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2010 05:04 PM (yQWNf)
oh man
she dressed up to mock her mother
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 09:03 PM (CluUg)
[gulp] What's she wearing?
/stuck at work
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:05 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 05:05 PM (z1N6a)
I have never watched DWTS, though I might watch Bristol if I had a TV. Other than that, it's just like AI-- you just watch it to see the flubs.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 20, 2010 05:05 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:06 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: SJR2 at September 20, 2010 05:07 PM (oCbCP)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 05:07 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 05:07 PM (EHI/u)
She was very nervous, but considering where she started, she did great.
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 05:08 PM (nbzzk)
I thought I saw a turkey being slaughtered in the background while Bristol was dancing. Then I realized it was Margaret Cho having her back shaved.
Posted by: CrustyB at September 20, 2010 05:08 PM (qzgbP)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:09 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 09:06 PM (CluUg)
Oh. :-( How would you rate her outfit on the tart-o-meter? (1 = Mary Worth, 10 = Madonna)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:09 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: Dan at September 20, 2010 05:09 PM (1jzSs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 05:10 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 05:10 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: Skree at September 20, 2010 05:10 PM (HBmnd)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:10 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 20, 2010 05:10 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:11 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: SJR2 at September 20, 2010 05:11 PM (oCbCP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 09:10 PM (EHI/u)
Well, that's not so bad. Nothing wrong with showing off a nice set of gams. Did she dance OK?
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:11 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 20, 2010 09:09 PM (QhtIg)
--She was wearing thong underwear?
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:11 PM (BP6Z1)
I thought the second two judges were a little crypto-snarky, but all in all they seemed pleased. Does that mean she'll be "safe" for a week? I suppose I'll have to figure out how one actually advances in this competition.
It's a combination of judges scores and viewers votes.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 05:12 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 20, 2010 09:07 PM (z1N6a)
Tall Brunette with long hair? Completely deadpans her delivery? Had a few roles as a "featuring" member of SNL? Is that who you're thinking of?
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 05:12 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:12 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 05:12 PM (EHI/u)
I kinda half-watched one season, but quit when they started hauling out the likes of Kristi Yamaguchi and former boy band stars. Gold medalists in figure skating and thirtysomethings with extensive dance training vs. Buzz Aldrin and Penn Jillette? Come on, now.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 05:13 PM (d0TxY)
Ah shit. She beat Cho, but by just a point by each judge. Still.....
That's 3 points. That's good.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 05:13 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 09:10 PM (CluUg)
Well, she may be hanging on to some of the post-baby poundage... how old is little Tripp now?
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:13 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Lady Gaga at September 20, 2010 05:14 PM (VXBR1)
she did great, I thought, for a newby. Better by far than Margaret Chow.
I still dont think it was neccesary to dress like Mom and "break out' from her like that, tho.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:14 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: Dan at September 20, 2010 05:15 PM (1jzSs)
I kinda half-watched one season, but quit when they started hauling out the likes of Kristi Yamaguchi and former boy band stars. Gold medalists in figure skating and thirtysomethings with extensive dance training vs. Buzz Aldrin and Penn Jillette? Come on, now.
The only two seasons I really watched were the Kristie Yamaguchi and Apollo Ohno seasons. They both deserved to win. I think athletes do better than celebutards because they are used to being coached, they strive for perfection, they're in it to win and so they're very competitive. Figure skating and dancing aren't really that similar. Now the boy band stars, they do actually dance.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 05:15 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Snoop Dog at September 20, 2010 05:16 PM (VXBR1)
Posted by: SJR2 at September 20, 2010 09:15 PM (oCbCP)
To be fair, Florence is 76... gosh, I hope I look half as good at that age!
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:16 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:16 PM (CluUg)
Isnt it all up to the audience votes anyway? Judges influence the audiance, but I thought it was all up to the voting, no?
That used to be true for American Idol and maybe DWTS in the early days. I do believe that the judges scores do figure in now.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 05:16 PM (8GYOu)
231 I kinda half-watched one season, but quit when they started hauling out the likes of Kristi Yamaguchi and former boy band stars. Gold medalists in figure skating and thirtysomethings with extensive dance training vs. Buzz Aldrin and Penn Jillette? Come on, now.
Sounds incredibly mean. Is part of it just to make fun of people who can't dance?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 20, 2010 05:17 PM (Yq+qN)
Scalia, a studmuffin?
Posted by: curious at September 20, 2010 05:17 PM (p302b)
I still dont think it was neccesary to dress like Mom and "break out' from her like that, tho.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 09:14 PM (CluUg)
I don't think she did that without Sarah knowing about it, though. She did say she wanted to make her mom proud.
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 05:17 PM (nbzzk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:17 PM (UOM48)
Funny female stand-ups?
Stiller and Meara; Jerry Stiller and his wife Ann Meara (Ann was the female, mother of Ben Stiller, heh). Jerry still shows up on "King of Queens", and played George's dad on Seinfeld.
Sometimes you hear their routines on the Sirius comedy channel.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at September 20, 2010 05:18 PM (sJTmU)
The only two seasons I really watched were the Kristie Yamaguchi and Apollo Ohno seasons. They both deserved to win. I think athletes do better than celebutards because they are used to being coached, they strive for perfection, they're in it to win and so they're very competitive. Figure skating and dancing aren't really that similar. Now the boy band stars, they do actually dance.
Posted by: runningrn at September 20, 2010 09:15 PM (8GYOu)
--That said, has Kurt Warner already appeared?
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:18 PM (BP6Z1)
I just queued it on Netflix. I loved John Candy spoofing those Hinterland Who commercials. The videos always get flagged on YouTube.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 20, 2010 05:19 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 08:48 PM (BP6Z1)
Great stuff. You should write for Margaret Cho.
Posted by: Ronster at September 20, 2010 05:20 PM (q08oe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 09:17 PM (UOM4
I wouldn't put it past the nutthaters to vote like hell for Cho just to knock Bristol off. You know they hate this.
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 05:21 PM (nbzzk)
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 05:21 PM (VuLos)
I don't think she did that without Sarah knowing about it, though. She did say she wanted to make her mom proud.
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 09:17 PM (nbzzk)
Fair point. Also, I think it's good for Bristol to say, "I'm not my mom", because the corollary* is that Sarah is not her daughter. Since, for better or worse, Bristol is in the public eye, it helps for her to distinguish herself as her own person.
*Corollary? Converse? What's the right word? Any logicians on here? Oh, wait, this is Ace of Spades... ;-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:21 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 09:17 PM (nbzzk)
I know. I think it was her partner driving that. They showed us that much.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:21 PM (CluUg)
Great stuff. You should write for Margaret Cho.
Posted by: Ronster at September 20, 2010 09:20 PM (q08oe)
--I think I saw some of her in the '90s, and she wasn't terrible funny then either. And that was before she got tatted up and fat(ter).
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:21 PM (BP6Z1)
Ever see Cloris Leachman at the Comedy Central roast of Bob Saget? [Don't abuse me for my bad taste in TV....]
In her eighties, raunchiest jokes, and best comedic timing of anyone on the stage.
Posted by: La Mauviase New Yorkaise at September 20, 2010 05:21 PM (X7x9i)
Posted by: TexMex at September 20, 2010 05:22 PM (TrFJJ)
Sounds incredibly mean. Is part of it just to make fun of people who can't dance?
No, I'm not saying they didn't deserve to win-- I mean, I stopped watching because I think the deck is stacked FOR the athletes for exactly those reasons. They had to have superior fast-twitch skills, attention to training, and sense of self-discipline to get where they are. Most of the athletes/dancers have done incredibly well on this show and I think it dooms the rest of the contestants from the start. Figure skating IS different than dancing but most figure skaters and gymnasts, especially from that era, have had extensive ballet training and have strong natural flexibility. Doesn't seem fair.
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 05:23 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 09:16 PM
WORD
Posted by: Barry Williams at September 20, 2010 05:23 PM (yQWNf)
Ever see Cloris Leachman at the Comedy Central roast of Bob Saget? [Don't abuse me for my bad taste in TV....]
In her eighties, raunchiest jokes, and best comedic timing of anyone on the stage.
Posted by: La Mauviase New Yorkaise at September 20, 2010 09:21 PM (X7x9i)
Should have see her on DWTS. Woman is crazy!
Posted by: Steph at September 20, 2010 05:23 PM (nbzzk)
Fair point. Also, I think it's good for Bristol to say, "I'm not my mom", because the corollary* is that Sarah is not her daughter. Since, for better or worse, Bristol is in the public eye, it helps for her to distinguish herself as her own person.
*Corollary? Converse? What's the right word? Any logicians on here? Oh, wait, this is Ace of Spades... ;-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 09:21 PM (NGf/6)
--Sounds more like it would be the conclusion.
If a <> b, then b <> a
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:23 PM (BP6Z1)
I think I saw some of her in the '90s, and she wasn't terrible funny then either. And that was before she got tatted up and fat(ter).
Maybe you missed the sarcasm, or maybe not.
Posted by: Ronster at September 20, 2010 05:24 PM (q08oe)
Maybe you missed the sarcasm, or maybe not.
Posted by: Ronster at September 20, 2010 09:24 PM (q08oe)
Sorry. [courtesy laugh]
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:25 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Bob at September 20, 2010 05:25 PM (4DoFz)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 05:26 PM (gSg+W)
266 ...I mean, I stopped watching because I think the deck is stacked FOR the athletes for exactly those reasons. They had to have superior fast-twitch skills, attention to training, and sense of self-discipline to get where they are...
Makes sense.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 20, 2010 05:27 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:27 PM (UOM48)
Log. Prof. [puts it together] Oh. So there is indeed at least one logician on AoS... and I am indeed a moron.
Thanks, logprof!
:-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:28 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 09:26 PM (gSg+W)
Stephen Hawking on Dancing with the Stars???
8-O
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 05:29 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 09:27 PM (UOM4
Sad thing is he's probably actually an improvement over Levi. And I say this with really no knowledge of him other than being one of the D-Bags on Jersey Shore or whatever.
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 05:29 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Bob at September 20, 2010 05:29 PM (4DoFz)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 05:31 PM (EHI/u)
YOU SEE, PEOPLE?? I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THERE'S SOMETHING SCREWY GOING ON THERE, NOW MAYBE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME!!!
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at September 20, 2010 05:32 PM (DKlWL)
Log. Prof. [puts it together] Oh. So there is indeed at least one logician on AoS... and I am indeed a moron.
Thanks, logprof!
:-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 20, 2010 09:28 PM (NGf/6)
--Actually logistics, although once I stopped voting Democrat I have embraced logic a lot more.
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:33 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 05:33 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 05:34 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:36 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 09:36 PM (CluUg)
Actually he probably hopes that's the case when he sees the girl he banged three weeks ago on his caller ID.
Posted by: buzzion at September 20, 2010 05:38 PM (oVQFe)
I'm wondering how the parents of the idiots on Jersey Shore feel. Are they proud? Are they regretful they didn't encourage their kids to do something with their lives? I'd personally consider myself an abject failure as a parent if The Situation was my son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:38 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 05:38 PM (d0TxY)
I'd personally consider myself an abject failure as a human being if any of my nephews began referring to himself as "The Situation."
Posted by: Filly at September 20, 2010 05:39 PM (d0TxY)
Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2010 05:40 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2010 05:41 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 05:41 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at September 20, 2010 05:45 PM (5czt6)
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2010 05:45 PM (9zNs8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:48 PM (UOM48)
He's nearly a Michael Moore-level dick fungus.
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 05:50 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2010 05:50 PM (9zNs8)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:51 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 20, 2010 05:53 PM (CluUg)
Nope. The inspiration for Elaine was Elaine Boozler.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at September 20, 2010 05:53 PM (e8dsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: sifty at September 20, 2010 05:57 PM (gSg+W)
Posted by: logprof at September 20, 2010 05:57 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2010 05:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at September 20, 2010 06:14 PM (uV1Z1)
Posted by: PugBoo at September 20, 2010 06:28 PM (h3ZPT)
Oh, and Margueret Cow bombed on both dancing and comedy.
Having watched that, I am going to go lurk for another 2 years.
Posted by: PugBoo at September 20, 2010 06:30 PM (h3ZPT)
Posted by: TheRedDianthus at September 20, 2010 06:33 PM (yM+Ah)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 20, 2010 06:36 PM (Gj9v8)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 20, 2010 06:43 PM (Gj9v8)
315 I've never watched DWTS but I'm in to vote for Bristol. I voted from three phones. Those cry baby hypocritical libtards would love nothing more than seeing her go early. F'em.
What do you want to bet that if she does well, they blame it on the angry Tea Partiers's voting? The girl has some guts and is displaying it on their own turf.
Posted by: PugBoo at September 20, 2010 06:45 PM (h3ZPT)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 20, 2010 06:52 PM (Gj9v8)
Posted by: cheshirecat at September 20, 2010 07:24 PM (f4Gdy)
Posted by: cheshirecat at September 20, 2010 07:25 PM (f4Gdy)
Posted by: Cindy in San Diego at September 20, 2010 07:33 PM (IB258)
Posted by: karenm at September 20, 2010 08:07 PM (2y90e)
Posted by: anginak at September 20, 2010 09:04 PM (9CAoY)
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