1

On the downside, the GOP is still the GOP so let's no underestimate their ability to screw this up and not capitalize on the situation

 

I'd like to offer an apology for this.

2 If only the Democrat-controlled filibuster-proof Senate would have passed healthcare, energy and education bills.......

3 Wait a minute, education bill????? I don't remember that. What kind of horror are they planning this time?

4 The civil war will not be televised.

5 “If we had healthcare sooner, if we had energy sooner, if we had an education bill sooner – they are all three pillars of job creation – and that would have resulted in more jobs created by now,” Pelosi (D-Calif.) told reporters Thursday at her weekly press conference.

Remember when Pelosi said the moment healthcare was passed, we'd see 400,000 jobs immediately?  Not a week or a month from the signing, but 400k jobs just appearing instantly?

6 Pelosi is the worst sort of human being imaginable. Braindead and totally disconnected from reality, but coocooned away safely so she will never experience any consequences.

7 The sheer magnitude of the shitstorm the Dems are forcing on us makes me tired, grouchy, and wishing to be in Antigua. Or Belize. Or freekin' Kenya.

All I can say is: fuck Nanzi Pelosi, and the horse that rode in on her.

8 The Obama Administration wants a GOP controlled House to run against in 2012.  Its the corner of their reelection campaign.  Its really Obama's only hope for a second term.

9 Remember when Pelosi said the moment healthcare was passed, we'd see 400,000 jobs immediately?  Not a week or a month from the signing, but 400k jobs just appearing instantly?

Posted by: EC at July 15, 2010 02:27 PM (mAhn3)

--Remember when Nancy Lugosi said "Three words: Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!" after the House version of Cap 'n' Trade passed.

As if the freak ever had a real job hin her life.

10 I'm sure this didn't help make anybody happy.

Under the enforcement resolution, Democrats can no longer use a parliamentary tactic known as budget reconciliation next [fiscal] year.

I think, if I read that right, this refers to FY2011, which means reconciliation will be off the table during FY2011, including any possible "lame duck" session after the election. They have till 9/30.

11

Only in the Alice In Wonderland topsy-turvey world of Nancy Pelosi is a mandate that forces employers to provide expensive health insurance for all of their employees a "pillar of job growth."

I'll give Nancy Pelosi a pillar of job growth.  Then she'll blow me.

12 Obama will end up running against America in 2012.

13

On the downside, the GOP is still the GOP so let's no underestimate their ability to screw this up and not capitalize on the situation.

 

Boehner and McConnell will screw this up and give Obama a second term. Jim DeMint and Paul Ryan need to be running the show.

14

Zzzzzzz...

...

Zzzzzzz...

...

Zzzzz*snrk*snort* *rubs itch in nose* ...

*smacks lips*

Zzzzzzzz...

15 We have things well in hand, sir.  Trust us.

16 Fox's new poll has OilBama down to 43% and people hate him on every one of his policies. 65% of Americans think that Arizona's law is a good law.

17 Don't forget George Bush is going to be helping the democrats this november as well.

18 post-Pelosi era

Oh, how sweet those words sound.

19 This still does not help us.

20 War between the branches!

21 I doubt Pelosi will lose her position as head of the house dems if they lose in November. Her biggest rival, jack murtha is D-E-D dead.

22 “If we had healthcare sooner, if we had energy sooner, if we had an education bill sooner – they are all three pillars of job creation – and that would have resulted in more jobs created by now,” Pelosi (D-Calif.) told reporters Thursday at her weekly press conference.

Wow, that's impressive... lets try it.

Companies, all you business owners out there; throw away 30% of your gross income.  I know that runs you into the red and tanks all your profits, but it'll help the economy, unemployment, and your business... Pelosi guarantees it.

See these higher taxes, higher costs, and more regulation Pelosi was proposing would have created jobs; so if we shortcut to the end result and have every company throw away 30% of their gross income we'll be right where Pelosi thinks we should have been.

Once you've lost all your profits, and then some; and are running debt and losing business; then you'll have the money to hire tons of new workers.

How could this possibly work you may ask?   ...   You're sexist for asking, that's how... and consider yourself lucky Obama wasn't saying this or you'd be racist too.  Clearly your naysaying shows that you want America to fail, and won't do your part helping run your business into permanent debt to save the American economy.

23

I think the Republicans will win big but I'm concerned there hasn't been a "plan" put forward by the leadership. The Contract with America won the '94 election and provided a framework for policy. Apparently the Republicans don't want to put forth any plan because they don't want to be beholden to it.

I mean hell, at least run on extending the Bush tax cuts.

24 Hard to imagine how Obamacare could possibly create jobs when

a. We won't know what's in it until it passes (per Pelosi), and more importantly,
b. It doesn't kick in for FOUR years.

25

We do have plan:

1.  Get money from donors

2.  ???

3.  Take control of the House and Senate!

26 What up everybody! (Insert dumbass comment that will give the media an excuse not to cover the abject failures of the Obama administration and Democrat controlled congress here.)

27 – they are all three pillars of job creation –

Holy shit!  Do they actually "think" that way?

28 Whistling and cleaning my weapons while the grill puffs out smoke with a huge smile, these cockholsters are never going to hold office again!

29 Besides being incompetent and full of hate, the left is just full of...yuck.

30 What is Squishy Mitch gonna do next? Start saying "what up?" Damn, that man is so freekin' hip....

At least 500 members of Congress need to be put out to pasture, if not imprisoned.

31 Here's to a continuing and ever more vicious spat between the bitch queen of Angmar and the mouth of tar-on (please excuse the lotr geekery and the truly horrid punning...it's really sweltering here and I think I need a nap).

32 #11

Thus destroying any and all chances of appearing bipartisan.

Let's face it, if Obama could get elected running as the "anti-Bush" (and that's largely what he did), then it should be a piece of cake for nearly any Republican to run as the "anti-Obama".

33

We do have plan:

1.  Get money from donors

2.  ???

3.  Take control of the House and Senate!

Posted by: The GOP National Leadership

 

And you have me!

34

As if the freak ever had a real job hin her life.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2010 02:30 PM (CE2wR)

Beyond steering favorable legislation to her husband, at any rate...

35 27  Apparently the Republicans don't want to put forth any plan because they don't want to be beholden to it.


We'll give you a plan; you will blow us.  But first  you will blow us.

36

Let's face it, if Obama could get elected running as the "anti-Bush" (and that's largely what he did), then it should be a piece of cake for nearly any Republican to run as the "anti-Obama".

what up?

37  truly horrid punning...it's really sweltering here and I think I need a nap).

Posted by: unknown jane

 

As opposed to the sweet, cuddly punning? All puns are evil and seek only to amuse and destroy. That is why I love them.

38 they are all three pillars of job creation –

I thought there were five...and they had nothing to do with employment (although maybe a lot to do with the people madame speaker plants sweet, tender butt smooches on)...oh well, guess I was wrong.

39

Possible Republican slogans:

"Elect us and we'll flush the toilet of Democrat rule!"

"Pelosi, Reid and Obama, two outta three ain't bad!"

"We're not socialists, so vote for us!"

"Wouldn't Boehner look cool with a gavel!"

"Well make no promises that we can't keep!"

"Republicans, just because!"

40
The new Democrat Barney Frank/Chris Dodd Financial Reform Bill is the latest crime to be committed against the American people.

41 I have a Google ad on my page for "the world's best cat litter."  Does Ace personally recommend this?

42

Possible Republican slogans:

"Wouldn't Boehner look cool with a gavel!"

Giving  Boehner a gavel will give you a Boehner!! (with a gavel)

43 40

Personally, I'd vote for Huckabee (or Palin, Gingrich, even Ron Paul) over Obama any day of the week, but I probably should have said "any Republican that can actually secure the Presidential nomination".

44

Also, it's great to say to people that government can't give you a job and a new Corvette but we also need to be talking about how the GOP has a list of ideas for creating an environment where if you have skills and work hard, the government won't be an impediment to you getting those things either.

Why don't they just start cribbing from Reagan speeches.  Jeez, it isn't that hard.  Go back to something that worked well for a long time.  No need to re-invent the (insert funny riff on "wheel" here).

45 41 No, as in "really good puns" (while still being evil, destructive, and amusing); mine have gone from "bad" to "epic fail"...I blame...Biden!

46 “If we had healthcare sooner, if we had energy sooner, if we had an education bill sooner – they are all three pillars of job creation

If anyone needed illustration that Nancy (and her fellows up there on the Hill) have no idea what their policies actually do/will do, there you go. They really are sheltered little babies surrounded by their yes men, serving their backers by rubberstamping whatever legislation their lobbyists write for them.  They're completely isolated from reality, insulated from results, and are a bunch of fucking Marie Antoinettes passing their Ingestion of Cake Act of 2010.

47
The democrats are going to commit as many economic crimes (the anti-free market/ anti-liberty variety) as they can before and after November.

Up next:  Amnesty for illegals and card check.

48 I have a Google ad on my page for "the world's best cat litter."  Does Ace personally recommend this? Posted by: Cicero at July 15, 2010 02:44 PM

Isn't ONT Maetenloch the kitteh-moron here?

49 OT Daily Caller owns keitholbermann.com

50

52  Don't give the wench the benefit of the doubt -- she knows exactly what the outcome of her policies will be: more for her and less for thee.

and now I'm committing really horrible rhymes...damn you Joe!

51 51 Dude that went a little overboard don't you think?

52 My biggest fear is the GOP wins and they just switch to a kinder and gentler cornholing of America. The end is the same the pace is all that changes.

53 CRACKERS!

54

Too bad they won't run on Paul Ryan's Road Map. DeMint & Vitter are also en fuego today, talking about their amendment to prohibit Obama from suing Arizona.

GOP Sens. Jim DeMint of South Carolina and David Vitter of Louisiana announced yesterday they are introducing an amendment to a small business bill that would prohibit the Obama administration from participating in lawsuits against the Arizona law. They are planning on introducing the proposal to the bill slated for debate on the Senate floor next week.

55

I'm going to go out an put on my "The End Is Near!" sign and walk around down town for a while to raise my spirits. 

I mean for cripes sake, none of these pol bastards seems to have a clue about what is happening in the freaking world, let alone this country, or their role in causing it.

If the Repubs win, we may stand a better chance but just between you and me, I'm pretty certain we're screwed anyway. 

Got their groove back?  Here's my cliche' - I'm sooo sure!

56

the worst part about a democrat civil war would be that none of them have the capacity to harm one another. also, the price of drugs would skyrocket as the love-peace-fest began.

57 It's Crackaahs!

58 Slow news day?  No mention of how the GOP No Machine has lost their attempt to stop the financial reform bill?  Obama and the Democrats win yet again (I won't list the Democrats' legislative victories during the Obama administration -- you should know the list by now).  America wins again.  The Party of No offers nothing, as usual, but the word "no".  That's a losing strategy.

59

Pelosi is the worst sort of human being imaginable. Braindead and totally disconnected from reality, but coocooned away safely so she will never experience any consequences. EVIL.

FIFY.

60 Once we get rid of Caligula, I'll turn things right around.

61

Did Ace post anything about the PPP poll showing Palin dead even with Barry:  46% - 46%?

Even better, GINGRICH beats Barry 47% - 46%.

By 2012, Barry will be SO unelectable that the GOP could run Genghis Khan and win.

 

 

62 No, as in "really good puns" (while still being evil, destructive, and amusing); mine have gone from "bad" to "epic fail"...I blame...Biden!

Posted by: unknown jane

 

Good call. Because blaming Bush would be a case of barking up the wrong tree.

63 Whistling and cleaning my weapons while the grill puffs out smoke with a huge smile, these cockholsters are never going to hold office again!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at July 15, 2010 02:39 PM (co1lD)

My kinda moe-ron.

64 Obama and the Democrats win yet again

And America loses yet again.

65 With me, Boner, and Steele in charge..we will fuck this up.

66 If Botox wants to find someone to blame for the fact the Democrats are on the verge of a monumental reaming, she need look no further than that little video she did of her and her cohorts strutting across the lawn with her little wooden hammer in her hand and a smirk on her leathery face  to help Da Zero sign that piece of rat crap health care debacle into law. That bitch has stoopid she hasn't even used yet.

67 FOUR!

68
Nancy Pelosi countered Mitch McConnell saying Democrats would introduce a bill giving everyone a free Corvette. " We, the people,  own GM and the 21 trillion dollar cost for the program will be offset by the huge numbers of good, union jobs it will create. What's good for GM is good for America" Pelosi said at an SEIU dinner.

69 Let's not start sucking each other's.... ohhhh, who am I kiddin'? Blow me!

70

74 What is it about you guys that can't write a post without taking a dig at our side or someone on our side.  You won't catch fire if you write a strictly partisan post.

Was my #72 partisan enough

71
“If we had healthcare sooner, if we had energy sooner, if we had an education bill sooner – they are all three pillars of job creation – and that would have resulted in more jobs created by now,” Pelosi (D-Calif.)


If the American people could make money selling Nancy Pelosi's bullshit, we'd be rich.  Really really rich.

72 The Gibbs/Pelosi feud is scripted as carefully as a WWE steel cage match. Count on it.

73

Does Sally Ann see what's happening with the Economy?  Is she (it?) retarded? 

74 All the girl's say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!

75

The Gibbs/Pelosi feud is scripted as carefully as a WWE steel cage match. Count on it.

Waiting for the folding chairs then.

76

74 What is it about you guys that can't write a post without taking a dig at our side or someone on our side.  You won't catch fire if you write a strictly partisan post.

I was rather proud of #47, even if a million other people prboably arrived at the same place before me. Where's the love?

77

By 2012, Barry will be SO unelectable that the GOP could run Genghis Khan and win.

One problems is the economy will get to a point where there's no place to go but up.  They'll cite the uptick as evidence the bullshit worked.

More importantly, Coneheads just started on the Comedy channel.

78

"Incredible bang for our buck," he says. "... creating jobs," he says.

http://tinyurl.com/33csp7k

I need some damned drugs.

79

"As opposed to the sweet, cuddly punning? All puns are evil and seek only to amuse and destroy. That is why I love them."

A good pun is it's own reword.

80 Hassan Nemazee, a businessman who raised money for the political campaigns of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, was sentenced to 12 years in prison for defrauding banks out of $292 million.

This has been your daily edition of "What if a republican had done this?"

81

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh at July 15, 2010 02:54 PM (FRErk

Hum, a freaky sac. maybe if dems washed once in a while...

82

"As opposed to the sweet, cuddly punning? All puns are evil and seek only to amuse and destroy. That is why I love them."

A good pun is it's own reword.

Posted by: reason

 

Nay. A good pun here is an oxyMORON

83 No mention of how the GOP No Machine has lost their attempt to stop the financial reform bill?

Yay!  A 2,300 monstrosity imposing crushing new mandates, fees, and taxes on small businesses and the middle class, sponsored by the two criminals in government more responsible for the housing and finance meltdowns than anyone else, and written by their masters at Goldman Sachs.

What's not to love?  America wins yet again!  Thanks Democrats!

84

O/T:  Ace had a thread about movies we've seen a lot without seeing the beginning.  Coneheads.  Sarts with a Trek clip.  Kirk and the Gorn.  Kirk and the Gorn fighting seems to be the trope Hollywood always goes back to.  I've seen it in Tropic Thunder and Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure.  Seems like there has been more.

85 Did Shep fire up a doob before going on air? He keeps giggling.

86

Does Sally Ann see what's happening with the Economy?  Is she (it?) retarded? 

Posted by: ed at July 15, 2010 02:59 PM (Urhve)

Ya know what Sally Ann calls the crabs on her cooch?  Her little geniuses

87 If the dems were 10% as good at "creating jobs" as they are at fabricating bald faced bullshit we would have only those that vote Democrat (lazy parasitic bastards) for the unemployed. 

88 Let loose the hounds of war

89 The Party of No offers nothing, as usual, but the word "no".  That's a losing strategy.

Posted by: Sally Ann Cavanaugh

 

So said the rapist to their victim.

90

"Nay. A good pun here is an oxyMORON"

Get thee to a punnery.

91 The new Democrat Barney Frank/Chris Dodd Financial Reform Bill is the latest crime to be committed against the American people.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at July 15, 2010 02:43 PM (0fzsA)

I can't wait to hear the news about bank assets plummeting as everyone withdraws their dough.  There's no way in Hades they're going to know my acount balance and every transaction.

92

Ya know what Sally Ann calls the crabs on her cooch?  Her little geniuses

Don't knock it, her crabs are fully employed.

93 We are the Party of Ho

94

Obviously getting back to Bush/GOP Congress Era sized government is nice as a start. I hope, but have no reason to believe, that Mitch and the gang think they are part of the problem too.

Also, it's great to say to people that government can't give you a job and a new Corvette but we also need to be talking about how the GOP has a list of ideas for creating an environment where if you have skills and work hard, the government won't be an impediment to you getting those things either.

Do I want the GOP to take over in Nov.?  Certainly.  Do I think they really have a grasp of how bad off we are?  Nope.

They could start by proposing a 25% cut in their pay and a 25% cut in their staffs and a 25% cut in the Federal budget (which would probably make it about what it was in the pre-McRictusBotox takeover era.

The free for all conditions that the Democrats have used as an excuse was brought on Republican precipitated when they lost their bearings circa 2000-2006. 

The BambiCare ain't going away.  De-funding it might help, but it ain't going away.  We're fast on our way to the Gulf of Despair, having been sold down the debt-slave river^*.  Soon we'll all be much free-er, cuz freedom's just another word for nothin' left to loose.

^{*This phrase originated in the Mississippi region of the USA during slave trading days. Slaves who caused trouble were sold from the northern slave states into the much harsher conditions on plantations in the lower Mississippi.}

95 A good pun is it's own reword. Posted by: reason at July 15, 2010 03:03 PM (kC3nL) I think I'll punt...

96 85  I'm afraid that uptick is going to happen right about the middle of next year -- it will of course be in spite of all the crappy legislation, but hell we've got people like the esteemed and every so Bidenly-lucid (it's a new term: as that sort of lucidity warrants a subcategory) Ms. Cavanaugh who believe the economy is doing great and America is "winning" right now.  Can you imagine the pure, unadulterated awesomely awesomeness of a slight uptick?  My God, the oceans will really be healing then!

97 All the girl's say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 15, 2010 03:00 PM (2GSTD)

Fo shizzle.

98 we also need to be talking about how the GOP has a list of ideas for creating an environment where if you have skills and work hard, the government won't be an impediment to you getting those things either. Down in the bottom of my medulla oblongata, I know such Republicans no longer exist. Our Gov has no need to create anything. They need to begin destroying the shit they have created over the past 90 years.

99

"Nay. A good pun here is an oxyMORON"

Get thee to a punnery.

Posted by: reason

 

I was denied entry because I was......abbeynormal

100

"A good pun is its own reward."

 

And a bad pun is cause for the shedding of many tears, and perhaps drinking a beer (damnit Joe, get out of my head!).

Well, any excuse -- to the fridge I go!

101

By 2012, Barry will be SO unelectable that the GOP could run Genghis Khan and win.

Ahem.  That's Jenjis.

102 Dude!!  Swingen!!  Hotchch Baby!!

103 Limericks are always welcome.

104

I think there oughta be a distinction between "slow news day," and "boring news day."

There is plenty of news today, just none of it very interesting, or...how does the MFM put it?...ah, yes.  "Unexpected."

BP cap is still open.
Senate just passed the FinReg bill.
DJIA is down ~75.

105

"I was denied entry because I was......abbeynormal."

They have a habit of doing that.

106 The only surefire way left to fortune is elected office.

107 Wheeeeee!!!  Tastes like victory!!!

108

"I was denied entry because I was......abbeynormal."

They have a habit of doing that.

Posted by: reason

 

I told them that their decision was nunsense, but they adhered to their ruling religously.

109 93 Did Shep fire up a doob before going on air? He keeps giggling.

Betcha anything he'll have a new Bear Alert video tonight.

110

"I told them that their decision was nunsense, but they adhered to their ruling religously."

They don't know what they're missing.  I mean, c'mon...you're more fun than a barrel of monkeys!

111

I told them that their decision was nunsense, but they adhered to their ruling religously.

Nunsense is habit forming.

Posted by: Sister Mary Amnesia

I do realize that some restrictions are need to maintain Order, but I'm a novice at such things.

112

112

There once was a bitch from San Fran

Known far and wide...our Nanny Nan

At sucking the political ball hitch chromatic

She was quite ecstatic

As long as it got stash for her man.

 

Oh have you seen our little Gibbsy

Seems he has forgotten himself a  little tipsy

Running off at the mouth again

Oh what a mess, oh what a pain

Please get Sheriff Joe to share his bibsy

and with that I give you my host awful work for the day fair gentlemen and ladies (and assorted morons, derelicts, reprobates, and malcontents)

 

113 Put me in the camp that this is a calculated put-on by these power-craving cretins.

Even when you're just WATCHING a vicious cock fight, you need to have your head on a swivel.

114 I get a feeling this thread is about to reach critical Mass...

115

"I do realize that some restrictions are need to maintain Order, but I'm a novice at such things."

Break the rules, and they REALLY get cross.

116 I get a feeling this thread is about to reach critical Mass...

Posted by: reason

 

The economy is to blame. Such things often happen in a recessional.

117 The Dem civil war is even better than this, you know. Pete DuPont is suggesting in the WSJ that Hillary run in 2012, either half of the ticket.

118

"I do realize that some restrictions are need to maintain Order, but I'm a novice at such things."

Break the rules, and they REALLY get cross.

Posted by: reason

 

Amen brother. Cross the line and they crucify you

119 124  Shh, not until I drink another beer...

120 128  Nah, when it comes to matters of holy import, they've really watered their punishments down.

121 Our Dear Madam Speaker once said,
"Try the Democrat lifestyle, instead!
This swamp, we must drain!
Fear my labrynthian brain!"
But her transparency still shits the bed.

122

"Shh, not until I drink another beer..."

It's not even 5:00.  I sense a major preach in brotocol.

123

"Such things often happen in a recessional."

Mary:  Too Big to Hail?

124 Mitch McConnel says Republicans "got our groove back"?

Oh, great. Same old rut.

125

132  I'm trying to be most catholic with my breeches I'll have you know.

and why not?  It's hot as two rats in a sack being carnally active; my clothes are sticking to me, and I still haven't found truly gainful employment...and my kids are napping and the laundry is done, so it's all good.

126

Mary:  Too Big to Hail?

Posted by: reason, who just upped the ante with a pun AND a spoonerism, at July 15, 2010 03:40 PM (1R6cr)

 

Of course not. Our Father says so.

127 ...but we also need to be talking about how the GOP has a list of ideas for creating an environment where if you have skills and work hard, the government won't be an impediment to you getting those things either.

A list of ideas?

I'll settle for a list of what was done before that actually worked, and a pledge to revisit those initiatives.

128

Posted by: The PUNisher; nun shall defat me

 

Mea culpa.

129

"I'm trying to be most catholic with my breeches I'll have you know.

and why not?  It's hot as two rats in a sack being carnally active; my clothes are sticking to me."

So long as there is a Methodist to the madness...

130

That would be a reference to the book, "How Stella Got Her Groove Back". Because Mitch McConnell, he's all up in that lingo.

"Groove" is, I dimly recall, would be a reference to female genitalia. Anyway the book was basically a mary-sue wherein a Woman Of A Certain Age goes to Jamaica and picks up a twenty-year-old.

Shake it, Mitch!

131

"The PUNisher; nun shall defat me"

Never met a friar you didn't like?

132 Mitch, out, y'all!  PEACE!

133 All these monastic puns make me want to turn off my computer and become a hermit.

134

By the way...Hen, Jane...this thread has made my day.

You ladies are GENESIS.

135

"All these monastic puns make me want to turn off my computer and become a hermit."

You sayin' we're being too cloisterous around here?

136

139  Tsk, tsk, what are you thinking? 

Everyone knows that in my house, Lutheruns the show!

 

And your welcome; try the veal -- its halal.

137

"...and my kids are napping and the laundry is done, so it's all good."

What about the hymning?

138 All these monastic puns make me want to turn off my computer and become a hermit.

Posted by: Grey Fox

Are you making an exodeus? Are you booking?

139

"Are you making an exodeus? Are you booking?"

We've epsist' him off.

140

"Are you making an exodeus? Are you booking?"

We've epsist' him off.

Posted by: reason

 

This is a revelation to me.

141

"Everyone knows that in my house, Lutheruns the show!"

Well, ex-j000000se me!

142

"This is a revelation to me."

I just hope he takes a map.  Otherwise, he'll just be Roman around...

143 My hymning isn't worth a pickled her-ring; in fact the ex-jooose isn't at all kosher and I'll leave it at that.

144

...in fact, it's so bad they'd probably lox me up, even if I bageled for mercy

 

and now I'm hungry...

145 @44: "Possible Republican slogans:

"Elect us and we'll flush the toilet of Democrat rule, and replace it with the outhouse of *our* rule!"

"Pelosi, Reid and Obama, two outta three ain't bad! And after all, Boehner and McConnell are marginal improvements!"

"We're not slightly less socialists, so vote for us!"

"Wouldn't Boehner look cool with a gavel? Plus, he's always so bombed, he couldn't hit anything with it anyway."

"We'll make no promises that we can't keep, since we promise to continue to expand the government, just at a slightly slower rate than the Democrats would!"

"Republicans, just because we suck a little less than the alternative!"

Fixed....

146

"My hymning isn't worth a pickled her-ring; in fact the ex-jooose isn't at all kosher and I'll leave it at that."

Well darn, woman!  Didn't mean to push a button...

147

Did Ace post anything about the PPP poll showing Palin dead even with Barry:  46% - 46%?

Even better, GINGRICH beats Barry 47% - 46%.

By 2012, Barry will be SO unelectable that the GOP could run Genghis Khan and win.

What's wrong with Genghis Khan, apart from not being alive? 

The real problem with 2012 is that the choices look no better than they did in 2008. How bad did the selection have to be, that McCain actually came from behind and won the GOP nomination? People went crazy for Palin, simply because any conservative person, however slight,  looked like delicious chocolate cake compared to McCain.

I read somebody trying to get excited about Jindal the other day. Jindal. Boy are we at the bottom of the cracker box. Should we have trust that GOP voters are going to find and lift up some high-quality candidate who represents our sensibilities? Yeah right. Ask the GOP voters in Arizona, who are about to extend McCain another 6 year opportunity to screw us over.

148 66 Once we get rid of Caligula, I'll turn things right around.

Actually, once we got rid of Caligula, I did turn things around. I invaded Britain for one thing. I built the aquaduct system that supplied Rome and reformed the Roman judicial system among other things. And I did it all with cerebral palsy and epilepsy. It was that bastard Nero who screwed me over.

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156  I saw what you did there, and....bwhahahhahahah!

 

I think I need another beer.

150 Your message has been rejected because long strings of unbroken text are very annoying. Use the space bar or tinyurl.com as appropriate.

That is one of the most annoying things about this site.  I was not posting a url.

151 I'll try again, dammit

To sort of quote  P J O'Rourke - Republicans are always complaining that government does not work.  They get elected and prove it.

152

HA,  

I have PMSNBC is on as background noise* and Olby the Unhinged played ol Nanzi Lugosi's clip (3 pillars of job creation schtick)  without even comprehending the ludicrous impact of her vision of an economy.

 

*It's so funny watching the willing abandonment of reason.

153 Your scaring the  Fat welfare hogs away from the Goverment  feeder.. ! How will Obama get anymore votes?

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